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Blogging Twilight (Blog)

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A weekly column on SparkNotes in which columnist Dan Bergstein reads the Twilight series for the first time and summarizes it, chapter by chapter, in a hilarious manner. Dan constantly bashes the Cullens (except for Emmett) for never doing anything useful and Bella for being so selfish and whiny, while he thinks the werewolves are so awesome that he really wants to be one (he still hasn't found the right muscle to flex for that to happen, though). After finishing Breaking Dawn, he started Harry Potter.Advertisement:propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('tvtropes_mobile_ad_1'); })Sparknotes has rebranded and removed its entertainment content, but thankfully, this series was archived. It can be read here.Compare with Mark Reads Twilight.
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Butt-Monkey: Marcus, with his useless power of seeing relationships, is treated like this.
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Dreaming the Truth
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Dreaming the Truth: Lampshaded as lazy storytelling.
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Alternative Character Interpretation: Invoked by Dan, when he suggests that Bella might have brain tumors because that would explain her life-threatening clumsiness and Edward's inability to read her mind.
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Drinking Game: Here are the rules—Advertisement:propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('tvtropes_mobile_ad_2'); })
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Cargo Ship: Invoked when Dan wonders if Marcus's relationship-sensing power includes seeing how much you love a certain type of food.
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Cloud Cuckoolander: Dan. He often goes off-topic, thinks that he can become a werewolf if he can flex the right muscle... and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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Ambiguously Gay
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Ambiguously Gay: Marcus can come off as this.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ae3c6b89
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Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today? / int_ae3c6b89
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Meet My Good Friends Lefty and Righty / int_ae3c6b89