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Imma Wiserd (Fanfic)
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How to describe Imma Wiserd? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of My Immortal—or at least that's what was said.Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson, otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mother's house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a Marty Stu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting God & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon Patronus.In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a "profasi" that he must kill "da dark lord Vadermort", who is initially supposed to want to destroy the world, which is later changed when his back story is revealed — he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated black people ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the source of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming a Muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a homosexual reinterpretation of The Old Testament Joseph) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & Jezebel). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be a Troll Fic by those who have read it.Unfortunately, being like My Immortal, Fanfiction.Net took it down. It was been re-uploaded and even then it was taken down. At the moment, the whole story can be found at here. Several dramatic readings can also be found on YouTube.A person by the name of "Basttriter420" has written a sequel they refer to as a "parody sequel". So far it only has four chapters and is written the same way as the original. This time it seems to focus on Turtle returning to the past, and, after killing off all the Death Eaters, he will now have trouble with President Evil Dollars Umbitch. It can be found here. | |
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Greedy Jew | |
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Greedy Jew: How Snape is portrayed. He even rides a giant dollar bill like a flying carpet. | |
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Dragon-in-Chief | |
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Dragon-in-Chief: The Devil is supposedly the one who founded the Death Eaters and is in charge, but since he's depicted as an old man in a wheelchair, Vadermort is basically the Big Bad and appears more. | |
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Dramatic Reading | |
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Dramatic Reading: For a while, they were the only way to find anything past chapter 14, at least until an this enterprising fellow posted a backup of most of the story. | |
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Artistic License – Biology | |
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Artistic License – Biology: Jezebel laughs so hard that she has a baby. This occurs several times in a couple of days. Also the fact that Snape/Vadermort came out as Jewish while his brother came out black. | |
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Title Drop | |
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Title Drop: Turtle does this after relating his depressing life before Hogwarts to Leonardo da Vinci: He also does this in the supposed final chapter during an epic battle with "Vadermort": | |
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Black Comedy | |
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Black Comedy: Solomon's math lesson involves cutting up babies with chainsaws. Several of the story's villains eat babies. | |
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Anachronism Stew | |
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Anachronism Stew: The Hogwarts 10,000 years in the past definitely counts, having various Bible figures from both the Old and New Testaments, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of Abraham Lincoln (probably because the author confused him with the Biblical Abraham) all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes). | |
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Anatomically Impossible Sex | |
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Anatomically Impossible Sex: There is never any mention of lubricants being used at all during the story, even where they clearly should be. | |
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Personal Raincloud | |
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Personal Raincloud: Joseph gains one after falling victim to the Bed Trick. | |
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IKEA Erotica | |
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IKEA Erotica: Unsurprisingly, the sex scenes here are ridiculously simplistic. | |
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Bed Trick | |
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Bed Trick: Joseph is tricked into having sex with Jezebel, which is traumatic for him considering how he is portrayed as Camp Gay and wants nothing to do with women sexually. | |
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Magical Negro | |
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Magical Negro: The story's alternative title is the... less polite form of this phrase. | |
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Gratuitous German | |
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Gratuitous German: Hitler, natch. However, it's very obvious that the person writing this never took a German language class in their life. | |
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Flat Character | |
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Flat Character: Par for course for a Troll Fic. | |
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Crack Fic | |
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Crack Fic: Whoever wrote this story must surely have a highly active imagination. | |
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Eats Babies | |
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Eats Babies: As noted above, the villains of the story do this. | |
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Beige Prose | |
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Beige Prose: The story tends towards the undescriptive at best. | |
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Fake-Out Fade-Out | |
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He also does this in the supposed final chapter during an epic battle with "Vadermort": | |
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Demoted to Dragon | |
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Demoted to Dragon: In the sequel, Vadermort has been brought back for serving Dollars Umbitch. | |
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Plot Hole | |
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Plot Hole: The fact Adolf Hitler is working with Vadermort/Snape, despite the fact that in this story Vadermort is Jewish. | |
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Jesus Was Way Cool | |
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Jesus Was Way Cool: Jesus is one of Turtle’s buddies when he returns to Bible times. | |
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Where da White Women At? | |
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Where da White Women At?: Turtle's relationship with "Herman". | |
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Disney Death | |
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Disney Death: Turtle. Twice. | |
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Excuse Plot | |
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Excuse Plot: Any plot there is is mostly just dressing for the story's various Marty Stu's. | |
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Camp Gay | |
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Camp Gay: The portrayal of Joseph. It eventually turns out that, during the time when Biblical figures were present at Hogwarts at least, the entire Hufflepuff house was composed of highly obvious gay stereotypes. | |
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N-Word Privileges | |
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N-Word Privileges: That word is used a ridiculous number of times throughout the story, yet a white cop who uses it gets a dragon Patronus set on him. | |
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Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking | |
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Jews are money-obsessed, are evil and use eloquent language excessively. | |
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Dark Lord on Life Support | |
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Dark Lord on Life Support: Here, the Devil is just an old man in a wheelchair. | |
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Rouge Angles of Satin | |
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Rouge Angles of Satin: Oh so very much. He claimed that he was going to improve his spelling to "give u da best reedin experiants", but any degree of noticeable improvement was marginal. Notable examples include: he went ova to da closet an opned in. an out came... A KLUKKLUCKSKLANMAN!1111 den snap cam up and sed "cum 2 mi oriface" "dis is my new friend turtle" sed jesus "turtle, let me introduce you to my 2 best friends. mary margerin and judas." | |
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Exactly What It Says on the Tin | |
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"Kindergarten" means "Children Garden" and is one of the first years of schooling. Again, the proper German for the above English phrase should be "Es ist etwas schlecte mit meinem baby." | |
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Bible Times | |
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Bible Times: The main character goes to this time period to re-invent fried chicken. | |
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Bloody Murder | |
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Bloody Murder: One of the dragons Turtle fights shoots fire from the neck when decapitated and has acid blood. | |
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Big Bad | |
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Big Bad: Vadermort/Snape. The Sequel seems to have Dollars Umbitch. With the devil as a Greater-Scope Villain still. | |
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Big Bad Duumvirate | |
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Big Bad Duumvirate: Vadermort also works with Adolf Hitler, Dracula, Wolfman, and the Devil. | |
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Greater-Scope Villain | |
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The Sequel seems to have Dollars Umbitch. With the devil as a Greater-Scope Villain still. | |
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Stay in the Kitchen | |
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Stay in the Kitchen: "Herman" (Hermione) wants to go back in time with the male characters, but is told that she shouldn't because they didn't have sewing machines, pretty dresses, or vacuum cleaners back then. | |
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Artistic License – Religion | |
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Artistic License – Religion: Hoo boy... the author claims to have talked to a preacher so he could learn enough about Biblical times to write about it. He must not have been paying very much attention. | |
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Trademark Favorite Food | |
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Trademark Favorite Food: Turtle has his love of fried chicken, to the extent that he tries to re-invent it in biblical past because life wouldn't be the same without it. Also, fruit loops for Josef. | |
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Modern Minstrelsy | |
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Modern Minstrelsy: Oh, where to begin? Black people eat fried chicken & watermelon, use black slang frequently, listen to rap music a lot, love guns & (going by the supposed author) are bad at spelling. Jews are money-obsessed, are evil and use eloquent language excessively. Females love domestic work, are obsessed with looks & promiscuous. Old people are easily confused. Gays are promiscuous, theater-loving, colourful and generally very camp. | |
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Author Filibuster | |
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Author Filibuster: If it wasn't a Troll Fic, it would probably qualify. | |
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Jive Turkey | |
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Jive Turkey: Pretty much how the whole story is written, with very little resembling proper grammar appearing. | |
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Big "NO!" | |
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Big "NO!": | |
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Artistic License – Chemistry | |
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Artistic License – Chemistry: Turtle, at Jesus's suggestion, tries to reinvent fried chicken using a chemistry lab instead of an actual kitchen, & during the entire (brief) process is never as much as hinted as even being near any chickens at all. | |
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Slut-Shaming | |
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Slut-Shaming: Tends to happen to female antagonists, as if that was the best insult the author had for female villains. | |
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Serial Escalation | |
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Serial Escalation: The story starts off crazy from Chapter 1 and it just gets crazier chapter after chapter. | |
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Character Catchphrase | |
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Character Catchphrase: Bradberry and Steven, Joseph's gay friends, say "fabulos" far too often. | |
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Race Lift | |
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Race Lift: Harry is black in this story, but mentions that a white guy was cast to play him in the movies. | |
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Ludicrous Gibs | |
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Ludicrous Gibs: Happens to the monsters that Turtle and David fight. | |
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As Long as It Sounds Foreign | |
| Imma Wiserd (Fanfic) / int_e3c20140 | comment |
As Long as It Sounds Foreign: Adolf Hitler says many phrases in Mock-German, none of which are even remotely accurate to the translations given by the author. "gutantof gutantof chocolate choclate gutantof" sed hitler wich wuz german 4 "i agree we shud kill him" "Gutantof" is a misspelling of "Gutentag", which means "Good day" or "Hello". The real translation should be "Ich stimme zu, wir sollten ihn töten." "KINDERGAREN" he sed wich wuz german 4 "deres sumden rong wit mi baby" "Kindergarten" means "Children Garden" and is one of the first years of schooling. Again, the proper German for the above English phrase should be "Es ist etwas schlecte mit meinem baby." | |
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Composite Character | |
| Imma Wiserd (Fanfic) / int_e4965307 | comment |
Composite Character: Snape and Voldemort (or rather, Vadermort) are the same person now. | |
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Unexplained Recovery | |
| Imma Wiserd (Fanfic) / int_e5d8460d | comment |
Unexplained Recovery: Turtle supposedly dies after being knocked off his broom by Vadermort in an early chapter, but wakes up in the hospital wing the next day and quickly recovers as if nothing has happened. | |
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The Klan | |
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The Klan: They initially make up the Mooks for the Death Eaters. Except they're revealed to be ghosts during the Quidditch match, after which they show up less frequently. | |
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The Starscream | |
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The Starscream: Vadermort makes it clear in the sequel he plans on betraying Dollars Umbitch and the Devil. | |
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Decomposite Character | |
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Decomposite Character: Dumbledore apparently means Headmaster in this odd, twisted universe. So we see two dumbledores in the past. | |
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Department of Redundancy Department | |
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Department of Redundancy Department: | |
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All Gays are Promiscuous | |
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It eventually turns out that, during the time when Biblical figures were present at Hogwarts at least, the entire Hufflepuff house was composed of highly obvious gay stereotypes. | |
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