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Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around, written by crazyroninchic, is a Parody Sue The Lord of the Rings fic. It begins when several of the characters (which includes Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, and Gimli) discover an unusual book and begin to read. They soon realize, to their horror, that the book is a Fan Fic titled "Tales of a Dream Come True." During the forty-five chapters of the fic, minds are scarred, sanity is lost, and more characters join in on the fun. And it is hilariously awesome.Two sequels were written by crazyroninchic, Starr Struck and I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around. The former is a sequel to "Tales of a Dream Come True," in which one of Starr's daughters makes it her mission to turn Middle-earth back to normal. The latter is more of a midquel, with Arwen having a flashback to a previous incident with such fics.Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around can be read here; the sequels can be read here and here. |
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Senseless Sacrifice |
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Senseless Sacrifice: In Tales of a Dream Come True Boromir dies taking an arrow for Starr, who can (and has) come Back from the Dead. Faramir is furious. |
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I Need a Freaking Drink |
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I Need a Freaking Drink: Arwen expresses this sentiment in chapter fourteen, and Éowyn pours herself "a liberal glass of wine" in chapter thirty-four. |
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May–December Romance |
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May–December Romance: Legolas (age unknown but is presumably centuries old) and Starr (13). To a lesser extent, Aragorn and Celeste. |
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Parody Sue |
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Parody Sue: Tales of a Dream Come True is about two of them. First there's Starr, who romances Legolas and is the focus of most of the story. Later on, she adds her friend Celeste, who romances Aragorn. |
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Sickeningly Sweethearts |
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Sickeningly Sweethearts: Starr and Suefic!Legolas. Also Celeste and Suefic!Aragorn, to a certain extent. |
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Gratuitous Foreign Language |
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Gratuitous Foreign Language: Celeste's last name is Sakurablossom. 'Sakura' is Japanese for 'cherry'. Actually, 'sakura' is Japanese for 'cherry blossom'. Which means Celeste's last name means 'cherry blossom blossom'. |
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Author Catchphrase |
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Author Catchphrase: In-Universe — the Suethor seems to like using 'vision of loveliness' to describe the Sues. |
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Embarrassing Nickname |
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Embarrassing Nickname: Legolas, Aragorn, Faramir, and even Gimli are bestowed these during the Suefic. |
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Traumatic Haircut |
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Traumatic Haircut: Celeste acts as if having to cut off some of her hair when it gets tangled up in something is this, and the narrative sees it as sadder than someone else's funeral, enraging all the readers. |
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Death Is Cheap |
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Death Is Cheap: Whenever Starr dies, she's resurrected by the Fairie. |
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Crapsaccharine World |
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Crapsaccharine World: How 'Tales of a Dream Come True' ends up in practice, deliberately. While it is very sugary on the surface and focuses a lot on romance, pink and intimate moments, those who are deemed hot by the Sues end up having their personalities eroded, while everyone else has their lives ruined for no reason other than being allegedly ugly. |
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Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon |
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Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: Arwen imagines herself disemboweling Celeste with a dull spoon. Earlier, in chapter fifteen, everyone imagines eviscerating Starr with a toothpick. |
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Deus ex Machina |
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Deus ex Machina: The fairie from Tales of a Dream Come True shows up whenever she's needed for the plot to give Starr something she normally couldn't. She brings Starr (and later Celeste) into Middle-Earth, revives them after they die, and turns them into elves at the end so they can live forever. |
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Break the Cutie |
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Break the Cutie: Legolas does not take being Starr's love interest well. |
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Three-Way Sex |
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Three-Way Sex: Happens multiple times in the Sueverse and sometimes with more than three. Most notably between Legolas, Thranduil, and Starr. Much to the disgust of the former two. |
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Adaptational Attractiveness |
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Adaptational Attractiveness: Inverted. Arwen and Éowyn, both very beautiful women, are ugly in Tales of a Dream Come True. |
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Minor Injury Overreaction |
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Minor Injury Overreaction: Celeste, towards having her hair cut. |
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Designated Villain |
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Designated Villain: In-Universe, in Tales of a Dream Come True, Arwen and Eowyn are always described as ugly and horrible, and are demonized for getting in the way of Starr and Celeste when it comes to their infidelity. It gets to the point Arwen stepping forward at Aragorn's coronation is described the same way as Sauron staying alive without the One Ring, and the two women are thrown into the dungeons. Outside the story, this makes nobody happy. |
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Troubled Fetal Position |
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Troubled Fetal Position: Seen from multiple characters, but Legolas most of all. |
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Purple Prose |
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Purple Prose: There's very liberal amounts of it in Tales of a Dream Come True. |
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Oh, Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us! |
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Oh, Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us!: This is the premise. The characters find a Suefic, with themselves as characters. |
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Babies Ever After |
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Babies Ever After: Tales of a Dream Come True ends this way. |
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Trauma Conga Line |
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Trauma Conga Line: The entire Sueverse fiction is made of this for everyone involved. |
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Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking |
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Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: When Pippin reads part of a sex scene out loud, the others "shouted various exclamations, about tricksy hobbits and gross mental images and Pippin's mother." |
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Embarrassing First Name |
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Embarrassing First Name: The Suethor's real name is revealed to be Murtle. |
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Rouge Angles of Satin |
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Rouge Angles of Satin: Happens occasionally during the Suefic, the prime example being in the first chapter when Legolas "whiskered" Starr off her feet. |
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Suckiness Is Painful |
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Suckiness Is Painful: How Starr can actually pose a threat when fought. She can make a loud, painful noise that knocks Gimli out. |
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Even Beggars Won't Choose It |
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Even Beggars Won't Choose It: Aragorn says that even Grima wouldn't touch Starr or Celeste. |
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Derailing Love Interests |
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Derailing Love Interests: This is what happens to both Suefic!Arwen and Suefic!Éowyn in order to make Starr and Celeste look better. The real Arwen and Éowyn are not impressed, and neither are Aragorn and Faramir. |
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Fridge Logic |
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Fridge Logic: In-Universe, Elrohir wonders how Starr could be an expert on hard drinking despite being a teenager. |
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Rule of Funny |
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Rule of Funny: This fic lives off it, which could explain the Retcon mentioned above. |
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Obfuscating Stupidity |
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Obfuscating Stupidity: As it turns out, Prettyprettyprincesssweet16 is not just some idiotic fangirl, but an agent of Sauron who wrote "Tales of a Dream Come True" in an attempt to drive everyone insane. |
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Absurdly Youthful Mother |
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Absurdly Youthful Mother: Starr was 13 when she came to Middle-Earth, and became pregnant within a few months. |
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Retcon |
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Retcon: Some time in between chapter seven and chapter nineteen, crazyroninchic apparently changed her mind on whether or not Haldir is supposed to be dead. |
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Too Dumb to Live |
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Too Dumb to Live: In the final chapter, Starr and Celeste finally die; one of the two possible reasons that are given for this is that "their miniscule brains were no longer smart enough to remember to breathe." |
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Berserk Button |
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Berserk Button: Pippin really doesn't like it when Starr steals his song in chapter ten. Faramir is highly upset when Suefic!Boromir sacrifices himself for Starr, since Starr could be resurrected anyway. Neither Arwen nor Éowyn like the Suefic's constant insulting of them. |
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Really Gets Around |
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Really Gets Around: Both Sues. |
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Cuteness Overload |
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Cuteness Overload: Pippin's insistence that he'd worked hard on the song Starr stole causes Arwen and Éowyn to swoon. |
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Big "NO!" |
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Big "NO!": The readers do this quite a few times over the course of the fic. |
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Informed Attribute |
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Informed Attribute: Starr and Celeste's intelligence and kindness in Tales of a Dream Come True. They are always described as being extremely intelligent and kind, but Starr thinks she can take on a Balrog by herself and lets Gandalf get nearly killed because he suggested otherwise, while Celeste's very surname is a deliberately pathetic attempt at weeabooism and she is a cheater. Not only that, but she, with Starr's support, throws any woman who has a crush on the members of her harem into the dungeons. The only times they show "intelligence" is when the author has clearly seen the movies and transfers her knowledge into them. |
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Dude, Not Funny! |
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Dude, Not Funny!: In-Universe. Absolutely none of the readers are amused at Starr's mean-spirited jokes at Gandalf's expense. |
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Improbable Age |
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comment |
Improbable Age: Starr is completely sexually developed (and supposedly mature enough to romance a Really 700 Years Old elf), an expert at kickboxing, and has participated in drinking contests before. The epilogue reveals that she was 13 years old during all of this. |
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There Should Be a Law |
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There Should Be a Law: Thranduil's reaction to the Three-Way Sex mentioned below between himself, Starr, and Legolas. |
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Hypocrite |
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Hypocrite: In chapter thirty-four, Celeste calls Arwen a hussy...and this is after Celeste has cheated on Aragorn with both Pippin and Faramir! |
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Screw This, I'm Outta Here |
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Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Thranduil escapes out the bathroom window after reading his two chapters. |
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Did I Just Say That Out Loud? |
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Did I Just Say That Out Loud?: |
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O.O.C. Is Serious Business |
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O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Everyone completely freaks out when Faramir utters the sentence, "U r sooo rite" (and yes, the misspellings are intentional), none more so than Faramir himself. |
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Doomy Dooms of Doom |
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Doomy Dooms of Doom: |
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Department of Redundancy Department |
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comment |
Actually, 'sakura' is Japanese for 'cherry blossom'. Which means Celeste's last name means 'cherry blossom blossom'. |
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Beware the Nice Ones |
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Beware the Nice Ones: Merry shows quite a scary side at times. |
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