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The Very Secret Diaries by Cassandra Claire are a comical retelling of The Lord of the Rings films in diary form, in the rough style of the Bridget Jones books. They also owe a little something to Maurice Baring's 1913 series Lost Diaries of various famed historical and fantasy personages. |
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Overly Narrow Superlative |
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Overly Narrow Superlative: Legolas makes Pippin say he's the prettiest elf in the Fellowship; Pippin diplomatically doesn't point out that he's the only elf in the Fellowship. |
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Terse Talker |
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Terse Talker: Is v. much the style everyone writes in. Because it parodies Bridget Jones. |
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Oblivious to Love |
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Oblivious to Love: Frodo is oblivious to just about everyone's love for most of his diary, as he believes that everyone is after the Ring. He runs off to Mordor when he figures it out. |
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Shipper on Deck |
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Shipper on Deck: Gollum tried to play The Matchmaker between the Balrog and Gandalf. Needless to say, it did not go very well. |
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Either "World Domination", or Something About Bananas |
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Either "World Domination", or Something About Bananas: Legolas mutters something Elvish to Aragorn that might be "You're late," or possibly "Throw me down and shag me rotten." It was the second option. |
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Color-Coded Wizardry |
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Color-Coded Wizardry: In addition to the canonical The Lord of the Rings colored wizards, Saruman is corresponding with Manfred the Slightly Ecru. He also grumbles about having decided to be the White, as it makes his laundry more difficult. |
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Pun |
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Pun: The Gap of Rohan. (There isn't one, as it turns out. Not even a Banana Republic!) |
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Dead Fic |
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Dead Fic: Abandoned in the middle of The Two Towers. |
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Noodle Implements |
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Noodle Implements: Merry's carrot. Gandalf's pointy hat. |
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EveryoneIsGay |
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Everyone Is Gay: Except Gimli, who gets stuck "comforting" a certain love interest while a certain Heir of Isildur is distracted with the rest of the Fellowship. |
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Cool and Unusual Punishment |
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Cool and Unusual Punishment: Sauron forces Gollum to watch bad movies. |
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Ass Shove |
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Ass Shove: In Boromir's section. |
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30 Minutes, or It's Free! |
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30 Minutes, or It's Free!: Theoden orders Wormtongue from a minion-delivery service that promises a free orc if the minion doesn't arrive within ninety minutes. |
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Did I Just Say That Out Loud? |
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Did I Just Say That Out Loud?: Sam wonders this after thinking/writing "Mr. Frodo far too hot to die." |
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Stupid Sexy Flanders |
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Stupid Sexy Flanders: Boromir to Aragorn. |
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Running Gag: Sam will kill anyone who tries anything with Frodo. "Go me." "Still not King." |
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Brick Joke |
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Brick Joke: Gandalf spitting gum down on the orcs from the top of Orthanc. |
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