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The Salvation War

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The Salvation War	comment	The Salvation War is a Web Original trilogy that premiered online in the beginning of 2008, asking a simple question: what if God announced that everyone's time was up, and that Satan was coming to claim the bodies and souls of everyone on earth?The answer author Stuart Slade gives is simple: the governments of the world declare war on Heaven and Hell, and bring upon them all the might of the modern military services aided by every single technological advancement we've made since the Bible Times.In short, the series can be summarized as war fiction heavy on Technology Porn in the vein of Larry Bond or John Ringo that goes on a ramming course in order to viciously deconstruct apocalyptic Religious Horror along the lines of The Taking or the hard-handed evangelism of Left Behind.The first book, Armageddon???, follows the fight against the forces of Hell, and all the tasks that must be accomplished to win first that fight, and then the one against Heaven itself. From The Amazing Randi trying to discover how to peer into Hell, to the rampaging demons that appear in civilian areas around the world, to all of Humanity mobilizing for war, the story covers a worldwide stage. The second volume, Pantheocide, concerns the war with Heaven and shows that the forces of Heaven are far better commanded and more dangerous than the forces of Hell.Armageddon??? and Pantheocide can be found in this forum (it appears to have gone down in spring 2021, but is available through Wayback Machine). Copies of both books are also available on The Sietch. These are first-draft raw copy.Allegedly due to the creation and spread of a torrent of the stories, The Salvation War is now radioactive as far as publishers are concerned. Without this incentive, it appeared as though the third part of the series, The Lords of War, was not going to be written, although the author did publish some details about the intended plot in late 2014. By late 2019, he appears to have changed his mind, with the third story being published one part at a time on an uncertain schedule. Though this story cannot be monetized either, the author is writing it anyway, albeit at a slower pace, out of a desire to finally continue the story. As of July 2020, the first four parts of The Lords of War have been published thus far to the same forum, with the latest entry in March.The author passed away in December 2020, ending any hope of seeing the series finished.
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The Salvation War / int_112daba0	comment	Retired Badass: The centenarian Chinese-Korean War vets who manage to fend off a demon attack on their village despite the obvious ravages of age.
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The Salvation War / int_1282bf4f	type	No Celebrities Were Harmed
The Salvation War / int_1282bf4f	comment	No Celebrities Were Harmed: Well, no morally decent ones, anyway. A smattering of cabinet members from the Bush and Obama administrations (along with the presidents themselves) and James "The Amazing" Randi appear as themselves, but Expies are used to explore the consequences of The Message and the current battles on people who achieved celebrity status by being total assholes. (A "Mr. Phlops" given to gay-bashing at military funerals, anyone?)
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The Salvation War / int_13646b1b	type	My Friends... and Zoidberg
The Salvation War / int_13646b1b	comment	My Friends... and Zoidberg: After Karl Rove makes a very foolish comment during a White House meeting (essentially suggesting that the destruction of Detroit might cause Michigan to swing Republican in the next election), he gets this treatment.
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The Salvation War / int_13992073	type	Rasputinian Death
The Salvation War / int_13992073	comment	Rasputinian Death: Yes, we know it takes a lot to kill an angel, but really the U.S. army goes overboard with Uriel. He's not just the target of so many rockets (including a couple hitting him in the groin, but gets sliced into ribbons by lasers, and his body ends impaled into the spire of a cathedral. Ouch.
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The Salvation War / int_13d2ffe1	type	Humanity Is Superior
The Salvation War / int_13d2ffe1	comment	Humanity Is Superior: The war against Hell is pretty close to being a Curb Stomp War, thanks to the human advantages of science (as an acknowledged, non-proscribed concept), engineering (ditto), critical thinking ("thirded"?), and military firepower (thanks to the former) available to the humans. Add to that how they treat their prisoners and the defeated with such incomprehensible kindness by demonic standards that to them, they rival Yahweh himself.
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The Salvation War / int_1439161f	type	Heroic BSoD
The Salvation War / int_1439161f	comment	Heroic BSoD: President George W Bush has been going through one since The Message, which had completely tore apart the faith that had kept him going for most of his political career. This changes when a squad of F/A-18E fighter jets shoots down a pack of demons. James Randi sheds Manly Tears when he is told of the death of his friend Richard Dawkins. GEN Petraeus ends up having to take a break (for several hours, leaving General Sir Michael Jackson in temporary command) after ordering the nuking of almost 400,000 angels and Second-Life humans, despite commanding US forces during the battles in Iraq early in Armageddon???, where Abigor's army lost almost as many.
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The Salvation War / int_144d31b1	type	Most Writers Are Human
The Salvation War / int_144d31b1	comment	Most Writers Are Human
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The Salvation War / int_14d633ed	type	If I Wanted You Dead...
The Salvation War / int_14d633ed	comment	If I Wanted You Dead...: When Lemuel is wounded in Pantheocide, Michael tells him in chapter 35 that humans didn't do it because "If humans wanted to kill you, you wouldn't just be dead, your body parts would be strewn over half the Eternal City."
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The Salvation War / int_1766da8c	type	Demiurge Archetype
The Salvation War / int_1766da8c	comment	Demiurge Archetype: Toward the end of the first book, the Vatican decides that Yahweh is not the God of the New Testemant but rather an imposter using His trappings to manipulate humanity, and declares their intent to exocommunicate him from the church. The fact that angels and demons in this setting are essentially extradimensional aliens rather than anything divine supports this view.
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The Salvation War / int_1777688d	type	Genre Savvy
The Salvation War / int_1777688d	comment	Genre Savvy: Michael plans to release the last Bowl of Wrath on New York City, because hey, every disaster movie has it happen to NYC.
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The Salvation War / int_17975d1b	type	Unstable Equilibrium
The Salvation War / int_17975d1b	comment	Unstable Equilibrium: Discussed in Pantheocide. When the humans try to resist Uriel via their willpower, they are told that they cannot afford to take any losses or else the survivors will get disheartened, which will allow Uriel to kill more of them, which further weakens the survivors, locking them into a Cycle of Hurting.
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The Salvation War / int_19d06ef7	type	A Father to His Men
The Salvation War / int_19d06ef7	comment	Subverted in the case of former General Robert E. Lee. Once a fearsomely capable commander, he finds to his dismay that warfare has changed so fundamentally that the same instincts which led him and his forces to so many victories in his own time now result in an unbroken string of (simulated) defeats. Crestfallen as this leaves him, though, he finds great consolation in looking after the wellbeing and morale of wounded soldiers, becoming once more A Father to His Men.
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The Salvation War / int_19e41d8f	type	And This Is for...
The Salvation War / int_19e41d8f	comment	And This Is for...: Two brand new American B-1C bombers are named Spirit of Sheffield and Spirit of Detroit, to commemorate the first two cities lost in The Salvation War. Two Russian Blackjacks are likewise named For Sheffield and For Detroit.
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The Salvation War / int_1a303edf	type	Our Orcs Are Different
The Salvation War / int_1a303edf	comment	Our Orcs Are Different: They're the native inhabitants of Hell. They (probably) aren't as smart as humans but they're still sapient. They are used by the demons as slaves. Their native language, uniquely, is immune to the demons' (and presumably angels') tongues ability, though they can speak others. When the war goes really badly in hell, they start lynching their demonic oppressors (when they can).
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The Salvation War / int_1ae27a74	type	Fridge Horror
The Salvation War / int_1ae27a74	comment	A perfect example of this would be Chapter 69 of Pantheocide, where the Description Porn is turned up to eleven with the almost lovingly intimate description of a cruise missile-mounted nuclear device initiating over an army headed by "Jesus"/Elhmas. When a reader commented that "someone's obviously been reading up on such" but nitpicked that a technical detail was incorrect, the author responded that "somebody has spent his professional life working with the things," and that he'd intentionally been inaccurate about one or more details (which is standard practice when writing about nuclear weapons). A knowledgeable third party to the conversation noted that, in comparison to Tom Clancy's similar sequence in The Sum of All Fears, "Stuart is wrong because he knows how to be wrong, while Clancy is wrong because he doesn't know how to be right."
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The Salvation War / int_1b75eaec	type	TheDevil
The Salvation War / int_1b75eaec	comment	The Devil: Satan turns up a bit. He's a bit of a prick. However, in chapter 21 of Pantheocide, it's revealed that devils exist separately from the daemons of Hell, who do not see themselves as devils and seem pretty scared of them.
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The Salvation War / int_1cc527d7	type	Asskicking Leads to Leadership
The Salvation War / int_1cc527d7	comment	Asskicking Leads to Leadership: Standard operating procedure in Hell. So much so that defeated demons are utterly confused when victorious humans don't order them back into combat on their side.
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The Salvation War / int_1e679bd0	type	The Quisling
The Salvation War / int_1e679bd0	comment	The Quisling: Anybody sufficiently entranced by a succubus or one of Belial's seductresses. Also anyone still clinging to notions that humanity wasn't condemned For the Evulz—such as the guy who stabs Richard Dawkins in Armageddon??? or the Expy of Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps who gets tied to a truck and dragged to death early in Pantheocide after proselytizing at a military funeral. Some of the humans trapped in the Slocum Mines of Tartarus try to give a true answer to the demon's question of where the human's weapons of war are made. Most likely to get better treatment in the hell pits. There's also Lieutenant Midyan Yitzchak, who tricks the captain and crew of the INS Tekuma into launching nukes at no less than five cities. Four Arab capitals are saved, Tel Aviv is not. Worse yet, as of chapter 48 he's the submarine's communications officer, making him the only connection between Tekuma and the outside world other than the ships or submarines now hunting Tekuma. Also includes the infiltrator at DIMO(N), who was behind its headquarters being targeted for the Leopard Beast attack. The original, Vidkun Quisling himself, is referred to as inhabiting the Circle reserved for history's greatest traitors.
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The Salvation War / int_1e7c47ab	type	Stealth Pun
The Salvation War / int_1e7c47ab	comment	Also, when asked what he was going to do about the main body of angels after the H.E.A. invades Heaven, General Petraeus replies "Sodom, for Gomorrah they die."
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The Salvation War / int_1ec3eb0a	type	Take Our Word for It
The Salvation War / int_1ec3eb0a	comment	Take Our Word for It: The content of The Message. We're only told the effects it had on the world's population, not the actual Message, though some chapters do give some indication of it. The closest thing we really see is the very first two sentences of the story, which chapter 29 describes as just "bombastic nonsense from Satan" that came after The Message proper. Justified as the writer figured that he couldn't really do it justice by writing it down.
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The Salvation War / int_1edfa2c7	type	Royals Who Actually Do Something
The Salvation War / int_1edfa2c7	comment	Royals Who Actually Do Something: The House of Windsor certainly does its part; four named members join or rejoin the military, and others serve with their local Home Service Force Company. Then again, as the Queen points out, if humanity doesn't win it's off to Hell with them all.
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The Salvation War / int_204a1207	type	Hyperspace Is a Scary Place
The Salvation War / int_204a1207	comment	Hyperspace Is a Scary Place: The Minos Gate and its counterpart in Heaven. A permanent portal through which the dead humans enter, but anything that passes through it doesn't come back out. A truck that was backed into it ended up losing the back half. Humans that die see... something... that they forget once they exit the Minos Gate. Averted with other opened portals (including permanent portals like the Hellmouth), where travel is instantaneous and the only danger is the portal closing. Opening portals at random or is implied to be a bad idea due to the possibility of encountering something nasty on the other side.
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The Salvation War / int_20860a0e	type	Punch-Clock Villain
The Salvation War / int_20860a0e	comment	Punch-Clock Villain: "Just doing my job" is a fairly good excuse for most of the demons and angels. An interesting subversion appear however when some demons or angels (particulary Uriel) begin to really hate the humans because they just refuse to do what was expected, laying down and die.
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The Salvation War / int_208c4494	type	With Great Power Comes Great Insanity
The Salvation War / int_208c4494	comment	With Great Power Comes Great Insanity: Really, both the guy downstairs and the guy upstairs borderline sometimes on Cloudcuckoolander. Neither seem to realize how bad the situation really is.
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The Salvation War / int_20a14df0	type	Wrong Genre Savvy
The Salvation War / int_20a14df0	comment	Wrong Genre Savvy: When the invading demon general hears about the artillery that devastated his vanguard, he counters by having his soldiers use suppressive fire to disrupt the human "mages". He asks his soldiers to use lightning bolts against tanks with EMP hardenings. The tank's crew barely feel anything.
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The Salvation War / int_20b593e9	type	In the Name of the Moon
The Salvation War / int_20b593e9	comment	In the Name of the Moon: Uriel's "May my peace be with you." As of chapter 41 of Pantheocide, peace is with him at long last.
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The Salvation War / int_2139c878	type	Church Militant
The Salvation War / int_2139c878	comment	Church Militant: The Papacy contributes motorized infantry brigades to the H.E.A., complete with an Archbishop as a brigade commander.
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The Salvation War / int_21d70919	type	Crapsack World
The Salvation War / int_21d70919	comment	Crapsack World: Hell for humans, but that kind of is the point. On the other hand, it's not so bad once the demons stop torturing people and accommodations like housing and amenities are introduced. In fact, a bit of investigation reveals the place to be a treasure trove of resources; the lake of fire is revealed to be a literal river of crude oil, and Belial's old domain is filled to bursting with vital minerals like iron, copper and titanium.
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The Salvation War / int_21eb1793	type	Muggles Do It Better
The Salvation War / int_21eb1793	comment	Muggles Do It Better: One of, if not the major theme(s) of the story.
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The Salvation War / int_229c2ec8	type	Uriah Gambit
The Salvation War / int_229c2ec8	comment	In Chapter 69 of Pantheocide, the initiation of a Glickem cruise missile above a large Angelic army led by "Jesus" is described in minute detail. In case you didn't quite get that, the H.E.A. nuked "Jesus" and his army. Though "Jesus" was a great deal smarter than he pretended to be, knew human capabilities intimately, and suspected he was about to suffer a Uriah Gambit courtesy of Michael, so he actually watched from a safe distance. Just to be clear, by "described in minute detail", we're talking about "each and every process of a nuclear reaction described, elaborated on, and given in a way that could theoretically be used to make a replica, it's that detailed. It has been simplified by the omission of some key steps and components (standard practice when speaking of such things)... he's since suggested it would be better if readers not try and add the bits missed out:
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The Salvation War / int_22cf536c	type	Chekhov's Gun
The Salvation War / int_22cf536c	comment	Chekhov's Gun: An early mention of the former airborne laser (ABL) program being set aside in Armageddon???? isn't touched upon until later in Pantheocide, when in the course of targeting Uriel, the USS Normandy basically fries him with its target designation radar; after the government looked into this, the decision was made to revive the program, leading to the YAL-1 going airborne and one of them dealing the fatal blows to Uriel. A Scientist who had examined demon corpses confirmed that chemical weapons should work on them due to their metabolic pathways are almost identical to ours. Much later during the invasion of Hell, the Russians use Sarin gas on a Harpy formation to devastating effect. Stuart left one in the thread that inspired these books responding to the board admin's answer: "You know Mike, there's a really good novel brewing up in my mind here." The mysterious voice in Memnon's head that appears very occasionally, giving him advice. If a 3rd book is ever written, it is likely that this will be a plot point.
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The Salvation War / int_24f4c82a	type	Semper Fi
The Salvation War / int_24f4c82a	comment	Semper Fi: The U.S. Marines' main visible role in the Curb Stomp War was running search-and-rescue missions for military [KIAs] and deceased, and clearing Palelabor. (There's a few digs at the Marines' expense in Armageddon??? though.) After it's confirmed that the invasion of Heaven is a go, one Marine general directly alludes to the ending lines of the Marines' Hymn: "And it is in accordance with the prophecies." Those lines:
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The Salvation War / int_2588feac	type	Winged Humanoid
The Salvation War / int_2588feac	comment	Extraordinarily beautiful (by human standards) winged humanoids who vary in size and power over 7 ranks, from "Ishim" (human-sized) to "Chayot-ha-Kodesh" (>20 feet tall). They fly with sacs filled with hydrogen in their bodies and use their wings for thrust and maneuvering; they have electrical generators in their backs that let them use telepathy, open portals (with enough power), know what a material is made of at long range, produce the hydrogen to fill their flight sacs, and charge their weapons with electricity for massive damage; they have the ability to know and speak any language, probably from reading the minds of humans with their telepathy; they also have the ability to shoot the sonic equivalent of a laser. They seem to be an offshoot of genus Homo.
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The Salvation War / int_26d0fa3b	comment	Satan's personal mount is a Greater Harpy Herald/Hydra crossbreed. It has seven heads and the ability to fly clumsily; other than that its abilities are unknown.
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The Salvation War / int_2737c505	type	Shoot the Dog
The Salvation War / int_2737c505	comment	Shoot the Dog: The Don't wake me while I'm quiet side story has The nephilim Likho (Defector from Decadence) and her long-lost daughter Mara (Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds), who get blasted to bits moments after meeting each other again after five centuries mostly because it's the easiest way to deal with the problem they're involved in. It's hard not to feel sorry for them...
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The Salvation War / int_2804d516	type	Master of None
The Salvation War / int_2804d516	comment	Master of None: "Every gorgon quickly became used to being told they were not as effective at persuading humans as succubi, much weaker fliers than harpies, less powerful witches than naga, poorer fighters than a common lesser demon."
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The Salvation War / int_2937826d	type	Hurricane of Puns
The Salvation War / int_2937826d	comment	Hurricane of Puns: The law firm of "Bleedum, Grabbit and Runne." Also, when asked what he was going to do about the main body of angels after the H.E.A. invades Heaven, General Petraeus replies "Sodom, for Gomorrah they die."
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The Salvation War / int_2a090d00	comment	Lampshade Hanging: Following the story getting its own page on this site, some references back to it have started appearing, including: Humanity nicknaming the war against Satan's regime (from the fighting in Iraq to Satan's death) the Curb Stomp War. Maion's descent into drugs, stripping, and prostitution as "breaking the cutie". Lemuel-lan being seduced by Bird with a Broken Wing Maion. Fluffy the Terrible... and not housebroken, either. Ugh!
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The Salvation War / int_2af6bbeb	type	Break the Haughty
The Salvation War / int_2af6bbeb	comment	Break the Haughty: Kathryn Branch is incredibly resilient in holding on to her Fundamentalist beliefs after being discovered as The Quisling. She's finally broken when the angel Lemuel tells her about the Hell-like prison camp Yahweh ordered constructed. Kathryn can only accept one of two things from the experience: either Yahweh ordered a horrific atrocity, or an angel has lied to her, and each of them is a crippling blow to her faith.
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The Salvation War / int_2b706ca	type	More Dakka
The Salvation War / int_2b706ca	comment	But it doesn't help the demons, mostly because humans weapons are just that powerful, although in particular engagements it almost does.
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The Salvation War / int_2c5a844b	type	Hell Has New Management
The Salvation War / int_2c5a844b	comment	Hell Has New Management: Humanity goes the "Takes Over" route, with some help from not-yet-dead compatriots.
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The Salvation War / int_2cb9b1a9	type	Cool, but Inefficient
The Salvation War / int_2cb9b1a9	comment	Cool, but Inefficient: Heaven. While its certainly beautiful and awe inspiring, it lacks any useful resources, or strategic value. From a military stand point the whole place is dead weight.
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The Salvation War / int_2d4a6d8c	type	Sophisticated as Hell
The Salvation War / int_2d4a6d8c	comment	Sophisticated as Hell Michael-lan, in a few cases. When he finally confronts and challenges Yahweh, Michael unloads an alphabetical series of increasingly obscure and crude insults. There's also this gem: "Oh nameless one, Lord and God of all, Uriel-lan has done well given there are so few to snuff out in the area that he resides. Why he will not go to richer pastures, I do not know." Because if he does, the humans will put a cap in his ass, thought Michael, but no need to say that.
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The Salvation War / int_2f253c94	type	Glass Cannon
The Salvation War / int_2f253c94	comment	Glass Cannon: Between the demons and the angels, humans are the frailest of the three main races. One of the ways mankind compensates for this is with 21st century firepower.
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The Salvation War / int_2f75473	type	Number of the Beast
The Salvation War / int_2f75473	comment	Number of the Beast: On Chapter 5 of the first book: Moreover, Hell has a total of 6666 legions, each consisting of 6666 troops; most of these are reserves, save for 999 of them as a standing (and usually fighting each other) army. And the literal Highway to hell is named Highway 666.
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The Salvation War / int_2fa3e371	type	Sky-Consuming Dogfight
The Salvation War / int_2fa3e371	comment	Sky-Consuming Dogfight: The aerial Battle of the Phlegethon River consists of hundreds of Human Expeditionary Force fighters taking on huge swarms of harpies and wyverns with every missile and bullet they can bring to bear. Lt. Commander Wong scores fifteen kills during the battle (fourteen harpies and one wyvern), and those are just the ones confirmed by his gun camera — he's pretty sure he got at least two more.
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The Salvation War / int_319e4a2f	type	Even Evil Has Standards
The Salvation War / int_319e4a2f	comment	Even Evil Has Standards: Abigor and a good number of demons value loyalty above all else. Human traitors are given an even worse fate than the countless who have suffered in the pits, including Benedict Arnold, Robert McNamara, and the executives who canceled Firefly.
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The Salvation War / int_323f135b	type	Sorting Algorithm of Evil
The Salvation War / int_323f135b	comment	Sorting Algorithm of Evil: Yahweh seems to be following this to the letter, sending gradually more and more potent minions to Earth. Justified in that Yahweh is an idiot and he's being manipulated by Michael. Also, Pantheocide (or at least, the Heavenly campaign within) is more or less following the Book of Revelation to the letter, escalating threat schedule and all, making the sorting algorithm Older Than Feudalism. Since Yahweh is revealed as the kind of guy who believes the legends attributed to Him and imposes their reality on those around Him, completely believing his own propaganda, Heaven is pretty much stuck with an unchanging game plan.
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The Salvation War / int_34dd5f3	type	La RÃ©sistance
The Salvation War / int_34dd5f3	comment	Lampshaded in passing by a second-lifer dead at Verdun, who joined Hell's La Résistance and kept amusing his colleagues (intentionally) by bombastically saying how much worse Verdun was compared to Hell. Even worse, with second-lifers being able to heal from almost anything that doesn't kill them—even moreso than the demons and angels—and being bothered by close to nothing else, he is right.
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The Salvation War / int_3506ab3b	type	PunyHumans
The Salvation War / int_3506ab3b	comment	Puny Humans: The demons all tower above most humans, but they learn the hard way that modern weapons tech more that makes up for it.
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The Salvation War / int_36e63b81	type	Rule of Cool
The Salvation War / int_36e63b81	comment	Rule of Cool: The chances of Tucker McElroy's resistance team finding one of the Three Hundred Spartans and saving him from the river of fire are somewhat limited, but no one will deny that it is awesome as hell. Held to in some cases (mainly tying in with Reality Is Unrealistic), but averted in a lot of other cases though, especially with regards to historical figures' relevance in the present day of The Salvation War. There are a few exceptions, such as Gaius Julius Caesar, Kliment Voroshilov (a Marshal of the Soviet Union) and Peter the Great heading their own proto-states in Hell post-Curbstomp War, but you will not have Robert E. Lee heading a military unit again, Virginian or not (in the latter case, mainly because he just can't adjust tactically, as he sadly admits - instead, being known as A Father to His Men, he's offered a new division dealing with veterans traumatised by Hell, an offer that almost drives him to tears with gratitude and happiness). The discussion in the official threads for this story about the lack of prominent military figures returning to service ties into the underlying plot point about how far humanity has come in so short a time, that even relatively recent (in human history) dead would have outdated knowledge. When Michael's human doctor was consulted about the brain-damaged Scarlet Beast and the Whore of Babylon, he specifically told him that his knowledge was outdated. He's been dead for less than 20 years. Michael lampshades this in his inner monologue, noting that to an Angel, 20 years was the blink of an eye.
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The Salvation War / int_37fcf16	type	Death Is Cheap
The Salvation War / int_37fcf16	comment	Death Is Cheap: Beneficial, even. If you die as a mortal after the human occupation of Hell, there isn't eternal torment awaiting you - just a hospital, a never-aging body, a functioning society of your fellow undead, and the opportunity to get the autograph of Julius Caesar himself. Suicide rates even spike at this point not out of depression but because of everything that death offers, to the point that death itself has to be regulated. But if you die as a "Second Life" human (or for that matter a demon or angel), see Deader than Dead above.
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The Salvation War / int_3929e0db	type	You Need to Get Laid
The Salvation War / int_3929e0db	comment	You Need to Get Laid: Michael states a couple of times that Big Y would have been much nicer had someone hooked him up with a good dominatrix.
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The Salvation War / int_3b113b7	type	Character Development
The Salvation War / int_3b113b7	comment	Character Development: Many demons, thanks to human beings, start thinking in ways they never thought possible, and this ultimately causes many to join the human cause. Even demons who remain opposed to humanity ultimately realize their old ways won't help them against humanity, and begin to engage with some of the humans they tortured. Even Satan comes to understand the value of loyalty, not that it saves him in the end from a missile.
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The Salvation War / int_3b79029a	type	Crapsaccharine World
The Salvation War / int_3b79029a	comment	Crapsaccharine World: Heaven. It's described as having "pretty rolling green hills, nice little forests, and air so clean it tastes like wine." The Eternal City is made out of precious stones and is incredibly beautiful. Don't expect to see too much of it if you're a human, though. Most of them live in slums outside the city, and work as slaves for the Angels. It's also shown that Yahweh isn't a very good leader, having gone mad with power a long time ago, and because of that all but the most loyal of the Angels are running some sort of conspiracy against him. Once Lemuel-lan finds out and starts making arrests, paranoia sets in, and people in the Eternal City become fearful and distrustful. The city itself has some serious cracks and structural problems under the jewels and shallow beauty. The fate of Yahweh's personal chorus seems great when compared to the rest of the humans in Heaven. They get to live in the city, in the largest and greatest of all the palaces, sitting at the throne of Yahweh, a sight which never fails to awe. And they get to sing the chorus to him. The same songs, without pause, for all time. Also, once the H.E.A. finally captures Heaven, they find that unlike Hell, it has absolutely no strategic natural resources to exploit, and the vast farmland outside the city is barely enough to feed the existing population. In terms of war resources, Heaven is essentially dead weight. Those that were given Salvation thought Heaven was the paradise they were promised... but "paradise" for people of one thousand years ago basically is having surplus of crops, a roof over their head, and don't have to live in perpetual fear of raiders.
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The Salvation War / int_3bc88a7f	type	Foregone Conclusion
The Salvation War / int_3bc88a7f	comment	Foregone Conclusion: The author has already made know that The Salvation War will be a trilogy. Armageddon??? is about Humanity vs. Hell, Pantheocide is Humanity vs. Heaven, and The Lords of War will be about the consequences of humanity being the master of Heaven, Earth and Hell. Chances of a third book are low however, due to a person creating a torrent of the first two books, resulting in Stuart being unable to sell the series in dead tree form. (Along with the author dying of COVID complications.) Pretty much Abigor's invasion of Earth to a tee, even after he basically went from ancient history-era to Napoleonic Wars/American Civil War general overnight, minus artillery. After all, who do you think came up with his tactics first?
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The Salvation War / int_3c3f28a5	type	Blessed with Suck
The Salvation War / int_3c3f28a5	comment	Blessed with Suck: Some humans are born with the ability to form portals and communicate with Hell. Up until God revealed his existence almost all of them were tortured by demons and/or declared insane. The process from making and maintaining a portal from Earth to Hell is very painful, although things got better as the technology improved.
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The Salvation War / int_3cb1d38d	type	Bad Boss
The Salvation War / int_3cb1d38d	comment	Bad Boss: Satan is this trope incarnate. Other than killing messengers bearing bad news - a trait common in Hell, such that most messengers are constantly looking to get out of the profession - he casually murders his subordinates for the most facetious reasons, at one time eviscerating the minor demon who's served him wine so his organs can make the wine tastier. His majordomo muses that good staff is getting hard to keep. Angels are little better. As far as we know Yahweh hasn't killed anyone in his temper tantrums, but every time he gets bad news, the palace's chief mason is hard at work for a long time afterwards. The mason installed a bunker in the throne room early in Pantheocide.
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The Salvation War / int_3d699462	type	Curb-Stomp Battle
The Salvation War / int_3d699462	comment	The massive leaps in human technology—particularly weapons technology—came as a nasty surprise to the demons, who expected a Curb-Stomp Battle. They got one, just they didn't expect to be the ones getting curb-stomped.
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The Salvation War / int_3d897748	type	Do Not Go Gentle
The Salvation War / int_3d897748	comment	Do Not Go Gentle: General reaction of the non-fundamentalist countries to The Message. This attitude quickly changes in favor of a more optimistic one once it becomes evident that modern military can take up on supernatural threats and win.
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The Salvation War / int_3e4cb2cc	type	Weird Weather
The Salvation War / int_3e4cb2cc	comment	Weird Weather: A favorite tactic of Yahweh's is to strengthen and direct Earthly storms by funneling hot air into them through Heavengates.
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The Salvation War / int_3eb8ba12	type	Description Porn
The Salvation War / int_3eb8ba12	comment	Is also a large part of the appeal of the story to it's fans; each and everyone piece of real-life equipment is shown in complete detail from its introduction to the part where it blows up something supernatural. There are so many examples of Description Porn that this could be called Shown Their Work: The Series.
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The Salvation War / int_3eed59a8	type	Explosive Overclocking
The Salvation War / int_3eed59a8	comment	Explosive Overclocking: The USS Normandy (CG-60) turned up the power to max while targeting Uriel, severely wounding him and mission killing itself, and the YAL-1 prototype skirts this trope, not by overclocking its laser mechanisms, but by taking insane turns, well outside parameters, to stay on target. It proves too much for the airframe, and it, uh, explodes.
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The Salvation War / int_3ff156fa	type	Nay-Theist
The Salvation War / int_3ff156fa	comment	Nay-Theist: Played with: After a full book of war on hell with everyone confident that Heaven is next, late in Armageddon, the Catholic Church reconciles their beliefs with the reality of Yahweh's dogma by saying that Jesus' lessons are the truths of a God that just doesn't happen to be the one in charge... leading them to excommunicate Yahweh. Since then they've converted to a Church Militant and the Vatican has fielded several light mechanized brigades, which GEN Petraeus has tasked as reserve brigades for armies' headquarters. And by the end of Pantheocide, it seems that they were right.
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The Salvation War / int_4063acfd	type	Woman Scorned
The Salvation War / int_4063acfd	comment	Woman Scorned: Even though Lemuel is not cheating on his mate, Onniel, she is violently pissed at how much he is neglecting her for his investigation. As of chapter 48, he's ceased to be faithful, complete with "officially" becoming a patron for a heroin-addicted Montmartre Club dancer/hooker who's become his mistress, and then repudiating his wife (divorcing her and leaving her homeless) after she attacked a servant for obeying Lemuel's orders. Unfortunately for Onniel, she proceeds in short order to be kidnapped, scapegoated for Maion's incarceration in a concentration camp, and murdered to ensure she doesn't contest the claim of her fault in the matter, all as part of Michael's master plan.
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The Salvation War / int_40cc0c7e	type	Bittersweet Ending
The Salvation War / int_40cc0c7e	comment	Bittersweet Ending: Pantheocide ends like this. The economy is so focused on war production it would collapse if it stopped. A demonic insurgency, led by Belial, is rising in Hell. The dead in the New Roman Republic are taking little chunks out of the economy, dust storms and hurricanes devastated vast regions of America. And there's always the possibility that the other pantheons aren't nearly so defenseless/technologically behind (or if they are, that they'll quickly learn the recent lessons and upgrade). This was actually the point of the third book, which was going to be titled The Lords of War. The whole plot centered around humanity dealing with the fact that they had won the war and now controlled three dimensions, and the massive issues that would face Earth, Heaven, and Hell. It remains to be seen if it will find a publisher.
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The Salvation War / int_41c08e5	type	Establishing Series Moment
The Salvation War / int_41c08e5	comment	Establishing Series Moment: When Satan comes down and declares his dominion of Earth, he is promptly told to piss off by a human commander.
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The Salvation War / int_41d5f145	type	Fluffy the Terrible
The Salvation War / int_41d5f145	comment	Fluffy the Terrible... and not housebroken, either. Ugh!
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The Salvation War / int_41dd77d	type	Zerg Rush
The Salvation War / int_41dd77d	comment	Earlier in the war, human infantry forces at Hit are just barely holding their ground against a demonic Zerg Rush. Cue the Apaches.
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The Salvation War / int_4276401c	type	Shoot the Messenger
The Salvation War / int_4276401c	comment	Shoot the Messenger: The beginning of the story starts out with humans killing off various Greater Heralds that were sent to spread the messages of doom to major cities. Of course, this was less, "They are bringing bad news and must die," and more "GIANT DEMONS COMING FROM NOWHERE! KILL IT!" since humans only learned they were messengers after they were already dead. They still got off better than the messenger demons who have to deliver bad news to Satan and his generals, though: not having guns to work with, they just crush the messengers' skulls bare-handed (sometimes eating them afterwards) instead.
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The Salvation War / int_443b78cd	type	Tranquil Fury
The Salvation War / int_443b78cd	comment	Tranquil Fury: The Soldiers in the PLFH (particularly Aeanas) experience this when they come across the demonic merchants who sell human children as delicacies: Many a demon notes that Satan is most terrifying when his voice is oily and calm, and find themselves relieved when he starts ranting and raving again. Lemuel has a moment of "cold fury that he had not known for millennia" when he finds that Onniel has beaten one of his servants unconscious for obeying him over her, culminating in her getting publicly repudiated. "Yahweh had gone beyond raving anger. He was now possessed by a cold, deadly determination to destroy the opposition to him that had so suddenly and unexpectedly erupted."
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The Salvation War / int_44a893af	type	Humans Through Alien Eyes
The Salvation War / int_44a893af	comment	Humans Through Alien Eyes: Throughout the story, we get first person views of demons and angels interacting with humans, whether one the battlefield or not.
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The Salvation War / int_4536fd29	type	Energy Weapon
The Salvation War / int_4536fd29	comment	Energy Weapon: The demons' main weapons are tridents which can launch ball lightning from the tip. The Angels' primary weapons are swords charged with electrical energy, which can do a lot of damage if they hit—they're able to rip apart even a demon soldier in a single blow. Uriel receives the bad end of them twice! The first time, he is cooked up nicely by an overclocked radar designator from the USS Normandy. In the second and final time, a YAL-1A (originally designed to shoot down incoming ballistic missiles) delivers the killing blow.
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The Salvation War / int_470bff94	type	Eats Babies
The Salvation War / int_470bff94	comment	Eats Babies: Human children, including miscarried/aborted fetuses, were considered snacks in pre-occupation Hell.
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The Salvation War / int_4783acfa	type	Bait the Dog
The Salvation War / int_4783acfa	comment	Bait the Dog: Throughout Armageddon???, Michael-lan is clever and funny, snarking at Yahweh's ineffectual rages and running the show behind the scenes. Then at the beginning of Pantheocide he's shown pushing drugs to further his plans. The specific example we see is Maion, a young angel hooked on heroin, who ends up a dancer and prostitute in his club to support her habit. He then uses her to co-opt his buddy, Inspector Lemuel. Then she's tortured and crippled at Belial's concentration camp, which was a part of Michael's machinations. Granted, he didn't realize the conditions at the camp and he states internally throughout the book that he likes them and is ultimately trying to benefit them, but that's still not cool, man.
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The Salvation War / int_47f524ff	type	Fantastic Religious Weirdness
The Salvation War / int_47f524ff	comment	Fantastic Religious Weirdness: The whole story, obviously. More specifically, though, people of different religious persuasions reacted differently to The Message. Many devout individuals did indeed lay down and die as they were commanded. Many Fundamentalist leaders (albeit mostly Christian ones; al-Qaeda and it ilk takes the news quite well, if one could call "launching suicide attacks on the literal forces of Hell" taking it well), on the other hand, remained behind and rationalized The Message as being meant for everyone but them, and/or a judgment against their own enemies. Most of humanity seems to have adopted Nay-Theist beliefs with speed that's hard to imagine, but several denominations have come to an accommodation between their beliefs and the war; for example, see references to the Catholic Church elsewhere on this page.
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The Salvation War / int_481f9c8	comment	The refitting of pretty much every aircraft from the last fifty years to fly again (among them the American B-29s Enola Gay and Bocks Car plus B-52s (called the "Gray Ladies" by the USAF) from the Davis-Montham boneyard), the mass conscription to fill out the ranks, the arming of pretty much every remaining civilian of earth for the duration of the war, and that's not getting into what the Legions of Hell do to Sheffield and Detroit later on... The refitting looks like overkill only up until you see the entire force of B-2 bombers get taken out in the opening of Pantheocide, and in Armageddon??? the times when the demons' sheer numbers almost did turn the tide. Oh, and it gets worse: the angels weren't nearly as doomed in the air. From the looks of it, all of this mobilization is actually needed.
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The Salvation War / int_4832a3bb	type	Always Chaotic Evil
The Salvation War / int_4832a3bb	comment	Always Chaotic Evil: Subverted with the demons: their actions are the result of eons of Satan's propaganda and mistreatment. Even before he's taken out of the picture, it's demonstrated that they're perfectly capable of love and altruism, like a mother begging for the lives of her children and a random demon's internal monologue lamenting he would never see his family again as he dies. By the time Pantheocide rolls around, it's clear their moral compasses are as complex as Humanity's; from the noble Abigor to the self-serving but still somewhat decent Luga, to the truly sadistic and cruel Belial.
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The Salvation War / int_4977559e	type	Our Angels Are Different
The Salvation War / int_4977559e	comment	Our Angels Are Different: Extraordinarily beautiful (by human standards) winged humanoids who vary in size and power over 7 ranks, from "Ishim" (human-sized) to "Chayot-ha-Kodesh" (>20 feet tall). They fly with sacs filled with hydrogen in their bodies and use their wings for thrust and maneuvering; they have electrical generators in their backs that let them use telepathy, open portals (with enough power), know what a material is made of at long range, produce the hydrogen to fill their flight sacs, and charge their weapons with electricity for massive damage; they have the ability to know and speak any language, probably from reading the minds of humans with their telepathy; they also have the ability to shoot the sonic equivalent of a laser. They seem to be an offshoot of genus Homo. Additionally, Pantheocide reveals that Demons are actually Angels, altered over millions of years by the vastly different climate of Hell - the very oldest looked very much like Angels to begin with, before changing, and their children changed more.
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The Salvation War / int_4ac8b81f	type	Humans Are the Real Monsters
The Salvation War / int_4ac8b81f	comment	Humans Are the Real Monsters: Subverted. On the battlefield, according to the demons, human are ruthless killing machines. They just won't stop until the opposing army is annihilated. Still, they're also incredibly nice with their prisoners of war, by demonic standards of course. However, Micheal fears that humanity will not be so forgiving to Heaven, since Yahweh basically betrayed them. He figures that the humans didn't really like the demons, but they hate the angels. The author's said that Michael, aware of lower angelic fertility, fears that angelic casualties on the level the demons suffered during the Curbstomp War would be an extinction event.
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The Salvation War / int_4acee1ed	type	Fish out of Temporal Water
The Salvation War / int_4acee1ed	comment	Fish out of Temporal Water: Ori (a samurai) and Aeneas (a Spartan), picked up by a team in the Seventh Circle. This trope is why Robert E. Lee, who offered his service to the U.S. flag again, won't be leading forces into battle again. In fact, in Chapter 62 of Pantheocide, the fantasy is shattered forever: Guillaume, dammit, Guillaume! Even Julius Caesar has had this happen to him—while he's apt at running the New Roman Republic, he's had to admit that he doesn't entirely understand what his army is doing in the field other than fighting the enemy. After the Third Legion repels an attack by a forward division/feint of the Incomparable Host, when given an overhead tour of the battlefield afterward Caesar is surprised to see the extent of carnage that 21st century weaponry can cause, and admits to himself that he regrets seeing it. Causes one of the major events of the story, when a slightly mad American executive who perished during the Second World War advises the demons to destroy Detroit, remembering its role as the "Arsenal of Democracy".
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The Salvation War / int_4b316d47	type	Break the Cutie
The Salvation War / int_4b316d47	comment	Maion's descent into drugs, stripping, and prostitution as "breaking the cutie".
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The Salvation War / int_4c782fb9	type	Gods Need Prayer Badly
The Salvation War / int_4c782fb9	comment	Gods Need Prayer Badly: Satan's justification for torture, Heaven's justification for endless chanting. Official reason? Allowing them to build up "energy" for going into the "true" afterlife... Heavily hinted to be a big, fat amount of bullshit from Yahweh and Satan. They were actually using that so-called energy to increase their own powers, only they just weren't doing right in any meaningful way. According to the author Hell was ultimately perfectly futile and endless torture.
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The Salvation War / int_4f4372e9	type	Early-Installment Weirdness
The Salvation War / int_4f4372e9	comment	Early-Installment Weirdness: Quite abundant with the way it was written. For example, early on, a demon calls razor wire "silver snakes" (the way they are pictured later on, he would have recognized it as iron immediately), and dead people must learn foreign languages instead of knowing them automatically.
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The Salvation War / int_5027a6d5	type	The Swear Jar
The Salvation War / int_5027a6d5	comment	The Swear Jar: Any time one of the researchers looking for a gateway to Heaven wishes aloud for Einstein/Feynman/insert-Nobel-Prize-winner-here to magically appear and help them solve a particular problem, they cough up a couple of bucks. Last Friday of the month, everyone goes out drinking with the cash.
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The Salvation War / int_504a1991	type	Body Horror
The Salvation War / int_504a1991	comment	Body Horror: Due to an undiscovered biological mechanism, the Angels are immune to cancer, despite the fact that they heal quickly and are essentially immortal. However, those who survived the nuking of the Incomparable Legion of Light and thus the subsequent radiation bath have had this mechanism destroyed. The result is that the survivors are less "angel" and more "angel-shaped lumps of cancerous tissue". None of them survived.
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The Salvation War / int_50ed1af4	type	Our Demons Are Different
The Salvation War / int_50ed1af4	comment	Our Demons Are Different: They are of the same species as the angels (despite their vastly different appearance) and have the same electrical generator and "tongues" ability. Their electrical generator still allows telepathy and material examination, in all cases. They have a similar 10-rank system to the angels, going from "Minor Demon" to "Lordly Demon". They have wings (usually vestigial), horns, and pointed tails. They either have hooves or clawed feet. The most common variety of demon has not been given a specific name. Their electrical powers are sufficient that they can charge it into a trident and shoot a bolt of ball lightning over range. Harpies, also called "fliers" or "flies" by the demons, have about the same electrical power as the basic demons. They are unique in that their wings are not vestigial, and they have gas sacs to fly as the angels do. Since they have hydrogen in their bodies anyway, they can use that to breathe fire. They also have acidic, flammable blood and will explode if hit hard enough. They form the bulk of Beelzebub's legions; hence his name "Lord of the Flies". Nagas appear as scaled humans with the lower body of a snake. A much larger proportion of their bodies than normal is devoted to electrical generation, and they have four tentacles on their backs with which to shoot lightning or open portals. Their names usually begin with "Yu", and they often speak in Sssssnake Talk. Succubi produce pheromones which they call "miasma" to induce others to have good feelings toward them. Their electrical generators are no good for combat. Their male counterparts, the Incubi, exist but have not been featured in the story. Gorgons do not fall under Gorgeous Gorgon. They are the result of an ancient breeding experiment and are (at least) part Naga, part Harpy, and part Succubus. They appear as winged humanoids covered in bronze scales with many one-eyed snakes instead of hair. They have poorer electrical powers than Nagas, poorer flight than Harpies, and poorer spying ability than Succubi. Their head-snakes shoot darts full of psychoactive darts: the red ones shoot enthralment darts which have Mind Control-like effects, while the black ones shoot paralyzing darts. Kraken and Leviathan: Krakens are aquatic demons that have not much been described, but form the bulk of Dagon's legions. Leviathans are heralds, 100 feet long with six fins and an ability to shoot super-high-pressure water (not seen in the main story). Something is different about at least some breeds of herald. Heralds in general are enormous demons used as messengers and for shock value against human settlements. Heralds are a type of messenger of which shooting is not tolerated. Our Dwarves Are Different, Believe It Or Not: They are demons, warped by centuries of ironworking in Belial's secret fortress of Palelabor.
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The Salvation War / int_51640e80	type	Bond One-Liner
The Salvation War / int_51640e80	comment	Bond One-Liner: Bill Clinton gets one of these in the third chapter, upon killing a succubus. With a shotgun.
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The Salvation War / int_51ed5fb9	type	Straw Hypocrite
The Salvation War / int_51ed5fb9	comment	Straw Hypocrite: Almost every Islamic terrorist leader refused to follow The Message's order to lay down and die, revealing themselves to just be using their religion and their followers for their own political ends. Implicit in the story is that most fanatic leaders acted the same way regardless of religion or political affiliation. (Note that Phlops also did not lay down and die on command, but he is but one of several who genuinely believe that they were specially chosen from on high to be spared from this command; the difference is, the infiltrator at DIMO(N) really was chosen, by Michael himself, Phlops on the other hand was just that full of himself.)
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The Salvation War / int_525df529	type	Not Using the "Z" Word
The Salvation War / int_525df529	comment	Not Using the "Z" Word: In Armageddon???, the denizens of Hell are almost universally called Baldricks rather than demons or devils. They get called demons more often in Pantheocide, but it turns out "devils" are a whole other type of creature that the demons fought in the past.
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The Salvation War / int_5281d5b1	type	Our Dwarves Are All the Same
The Salvation War / int_5281d5b1	comment	Our Dwarves Are Different, Believe It Or Not: They are demons, warped by centuries of ironworking in Belial's secret fortress of Palelabor.
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The Salvation War / int_5300b1de	type	Invincible Hero
The Salvation War / int_5300b1de	comment	Invincible Hero: It's clear from the offset that humanity is going to roflstomp the Legions of Hell: the main conflict isn't whether or not humanity will win, it's "what happens when they do and everything changes forever"? and it's clear that humanity's nervous about the answer to that one.
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The Salvation War / int_537b4ea	type	Snake People
The Salvation War / int_537b4ea	comment	Nagas appear as scaled humans with the lower body of a snake. A much larger proportion of their bodies than normal is devoted to electrical generation, and they have four tentacles on their backs with which to shoot lightning or open portals. Their names usually begin with "Yu", and they often speak in Sssssnake Talk.
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The Salvation War / int_558245a7	type	Redshirt Army
The Salvation War / int_558245a7	comment	Redshirt Army: This applies not to the humans, but to The Legions of Hell, due to the simple fact that their tactics are a few thousand years out of date...
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The Salvation War / int_559db5c1	type	TheUriahGambit
The Salvation War / int_559db5c1	comment	The Uriah Gambit: Michael-Lan gets rid of those angels who jeopardize his plans by sending them to fight the humans. "Jesus"/Ehlmas figures it out and ends up Faking the Dead, before showing up and affably informing Michael that he's happy that Michael's plans worked, saving the Angelic Host, and admitting that they worked better than his own approach of possessing humans and trying to tell them to be better, before informing Michael that if he goes as power-mad as Yahweh did, he [Ehlmas] will kill him.
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The Salvation War / int_575fd5e2	type	Dark Is Not Evil
The Salvation War / int_575fd5e2	comment	Dark Is Not Evil: A few of the demons after Satan's fall, Memnon in Pantheocide being an example. Of course, after being conquered by human beings, being evil would certainly cost you your life, so... Leilah solidifies her rebellion against god and newfound free spirit by dying her wings black and wearing a black leather outfit.
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The Salvation War / int_5798bfbf	type	Reassigned to Antarctica
The Salvation War / int_5798bfbf	comment	Reassigned to Antarctica: The reason why Belial lived in Tartarus was because Satan exiled him there years ago for falling for a trap that got his army killed. Mike "Call the M113 the Gavin" Sparks was reassigned to Alaska in one of Stuart's Take Thats.
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The Salvation War / int_57b80b45	type	Fantastic Racism
The Salvation War / int_57b80b45	comment	Fantastic Racism: All kinds- demons and angels looking down on humans, humans loathing demons and angels, and there's mentions of tensions between first-lifers and second-lifers.
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The Salvation War / int_5979acea	type	Fragile Speedster
The Salvation War / int_5979acea	comment	Fragile Speedster: A harpy noted that attacking the human fortifications was utterly insane, since the harpies traded protection for speed and the ability to fly. Not that the hardier demons on the ground were doing much better.
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The Salvation War / int_5989e3b6	type	Enemy Mine
The Salvation War / int_5989e3b6	comment	Enemy Mine: Most of the nations on Earth (barring a few exceptions) have mostly set aside previous concerns and have united against the common enemies of Hell and Heaven. The few that don't eventually come to regret it. Myanmar gets curbstomped after trying to exploit the global crisis to invade Thailand. North Korea considers invading South Korea, but realizes they have more to gain by joining the human alliance rather than fighting it. They're still dicks about it, though. Iraqi insurgents and even a freshly-disillusioned al-Qaeda help American troops fight the demons in the Iraqi desert. It's more than just former Coalition soldiers having awkward reunions with their onetime enemies on the battlefield: the insurgents coordinate and coordinate with HEA command enthusiastically, as disconcerting as their suicide tactics are for many. The IRA and the Belfast police have also teamed together to fight off demon attacks on home soil. It's revealed that the Great Celestial War, between Heaven and Hell (and a few other groups of higher-order beings), was drawn to an abrupt end when another party invaded, strongly implied to be "Devils", and the various groups had to call a truce to fight them off.
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The Salvation War / int_5b6e57e	type	Required Secondary Powers
The Salvation War / int_5b6e57e	comment	Required Secondary Powers: The flying demons have internal bladders filled with some gas light enough to allow them fly and flammable enough to allow them to breathe fire. Unfortunately, the same gas circulates in their blood, making it both acidic and hypergolic; such demons, when badly injured, tend to catch fire or explode. The regular ones have large organs alongside their spines for which no human analog exists, and which contain the large numbers of electrocytes (like an electric eel has) that allow them to generate the "lightning" they fire through their tridents.
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The Salvation War / int_5c3c0b7b	type	Superweapon Surprise
The Salvation War / int_5c3c0b7b	comment	Super Weapon Surprise: The massive leaps in human technology—particularly weapons technology—came as a nasty surprise to the demons, who expected a Curb-Stomp Battle. They got one, just they didn't expect to be the ones getting curb-stomped. Also applies to the use of Sarin on harpies and Belial's use of portals and magma chambers as WMD. The first destroys entire legions (but unfortunately cripples some Russian troops), the second only manage to piss off humanity really bad and destroy Detroit and Sheffield. Heaven has been dropping these on humanity here and there, with the various Bowls of Wrath. Some have been strategic annoyances, i.e. anthrax that kills only Nephelim. Others, like the Seventh Bowl, which consists of gigantic rocks dropped through portals, or the various Beasts have proven to be a lot nastier.
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The Salvation War / int_5db59a03	type	Brown Note
The Salvation War / int_5db59a03	comment	Brown Note: The Message, from what we're told about it.
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The Salvation War / int_5e7eb915	type	Clarke's Third Law
The Salvation War / int_5e7eb915	comment	Clarke's Third Law: The demons have Bronze-age technology. The humans have 21st century technology. The demons, naturally, think that the humans are using magecraft of epic proportions. Another example is the demons' own technology. They have, through trial and error, discovered a way to enhance their portal making abilities through sets of amplifying antennae with wires stretched between them. So far as the demons believe, these are shrines for powerful interdimensional spirits aiding them.
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The Salvation War / int_5f146203	type	Dissonant Serenity
The Salvation War / int_5f146203	comment	Dissonant Serenity: General Asanee does this. She doesn't need to swear because she can be frightening enough without it.
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The Salvation War / int_5fcb9ad1	type	Time Skip
The Salvation War / int_5fcb9ad1	comment	Time Skip: The third part begins ten years after the second one.
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The Salvation War / int_60b21fa3	type	The Lancer
The Salvation War / int_60b21fa3	comment	The Lancer: Former-Lieutenant—now Colonel—Keisha Stevenson, who ended up as GEN Petraeus' go-to field commander.
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The Salvation War / int_617f0563	type	Heelâ€“Face Turn
The Salvation War / int_617f0563	comment	Abigor suffers this twice, once when his army is literally pulverized, then when he learns about nuclear weaponry but got better through the power of Heel–Face Turn.
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The Salvation War / int_61c683d2	type	We Have Reserves
The Salvation War / int_61c683d2	comment	We Have Reserves: But it doesn't help the demons, mostly because humans weapons are just that powerful, although in particular engagements it almost does. Subverted for the angels. While their army is absolutely massive and actually outnumbers the demons, their extremely low fertility rate meant losses were much harder to replace and they took a more cautious approach to warfare.
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The Salvation War / int_6293c185	type	Sequel Hook
The Salvation War / int_6293c185	comment	Sequel Hook: The mysterious voice that appears in Memnon's head every now and then could be this. It isn't impossible that it was Elhmas but it seems unlikely.
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The Salvation War / int_6439de78	type	Heroic Sacrifice
The Salvation War / int_6439de78	comment	Heroic Sacrifice: Hamas agents join the fight against the demons at the Battle of Hit, by using suicide bombers. Philip Phelan, a security guard at the New Market Mall holds back a demon to give some high school kids a chance to escape. One of the most awesome ones is Al Bundy tackling a demon. The former member of Hamas who drove a truck bomb into the 200-foot tall monster ridden by the Whore of Babylon, slowing them both down considerably. When he wakes up in Hell, it's half-jokingly remarked that there's a fair few virgins willing to give him a very pleasant welcome. The entire city of Tel Aviv being sacrificed by the Israeli prime minister - who was in it - so that the human alliance won't suffer a serious fracture, following the Tekuma unleashing her nuclear missiles thanks to Azrael's manipulations. For further context, the Israeli interceptors could get all but one of them, and the rest were targeted at Arab capitals.
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The Salvation War / int_64b2ff00	type	Jesus Was Way Cool
The Salvation War / int_64b2ff00	comment	Jesus Was Way Cool: It's pretty well-established that Jesus is not as crazy, fanatical, or prone to anger as Yahweh. However, he doesn't seem to be very concerned about humanity and spends his time getting high on drugs. It's kinda justified - if your Dad was a Jerkass who believed his own all-powerful hype and threw hissy-fits every time someone told him something that didn't fit his worldview, and he was in charge... you'd probably be getting baked a lot too. The "groovy, man" bit is actually a ruse—when revealed to be Elhmas, angelic controller of the human body of Jesus the carpenter, he keeps up the guise in the presence of Raphael-lan, Michael-lan's minion, but drops it when talking to his own subordinate Enatenael-lan-Elhmas. In Chapter 83 of Pantheocide, Elhmas actually turns out to really be way cool. It turns out that he was the first angel to figure out how potentially powerful humanity was, and his possession of Jesus of Nazareth was actually intended to instill stronger and more just morality among the humans so they wouldn't kill and hurt one another. In other words, he wanted to help humanity. Unfortunately, his message was perverted by humans, and he tried several more times over the years—first with Mohammad and Islam, and later with what may have been Martin Luther. Each instance backfired on him, and he finally gave up and started getting baked with Michael. When Elhmas confronts Michael about the deception and attempt to kill him, he just says that he's tired of it all, and that Michael's methods were correct—and then he gets baked with Michael again, after telling him that Elhmas is now the Man Behind the Man, and he will kill him if he starts going the same way as Yahweh.
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The Salvation War / int_64e975cf	type	Manly Tears
The Salvation War / int_64e975cf	comment	James Randi sheds Manly Tears when he is told of the death of his friend Richard Dawkins.
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The Salvation War / int_65120cd1	comment	Good-Looking Privates: Keisha Stevenson, a supply clerk turned tank commander, is attractive enough for an angel to describe her as "comely", and her enormous breasts earned her the nickname "Hooters".
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The Salvation War / int_66755d29	comment	There's also the depiction of the Israeli military as both disturbingly incompetent and only appearing successful due to having mostly faced opponents that somehow managed to be even worse. They manage not to cock up the raid that takes the Minos Gate (though unfortunately also killing Second-Lifers who had just arrived and had yet to regain consciousness), but in-universe they also have a reputation for reckless both on the road and with their fire "discipline," and the Navy... oh boy. The cliffhanger that was the disappearance of the nuclear submarine Tekuma? Sure, the Tekuma's communications officer is a traitor and the submarine's only human connection with the outside world, but on General Command Headquarters' end it turned out that an earlier watch at GCHQ had not updated the submarine's contact report since early in their watch, so when the watch shift changed the subsequent staff removed it (as outdated) from the plotting board, but then when the shift changed again, the staff after them didn't realize that the Tekuma was no longer on the board. As the classically-trained but hapless General Marosy put it:
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The Salvation War / int_67677940	type	Giant Flyer
The Salvation War / int_67677940	comment	Wyverns are nonsapient, have wings instead of forelimbs, and are able to breathe fire. Belial's breed of wyverns is sometimes used in war, and a much larger gold subvariant is used as Satan's personal aerial escort.
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The Salvation War / int_678a72a9	type	And a Diet Coke
The Salvation War / int_678a72a9	comment	And a Diet Coke: Ordered by Bill Clinton in a McDonald's. A reference to a habit of his during his presidency.
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The Salvation War / int_67e53056	type	Gun Porn
The Salvation War / int_67e53056	comment	Gun Porn: The series describes the weapons systems being used with rather extensive detail, right down to the inner workings of a nuclear devicenote With a few details about the nuke's inner workings intentionally gotten wrong.
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The Salvation War / int_6860368a	type	Mook Horror Show
The Salvation War / int_6860368a	comment	Mook Horror Show: There are numerous points in the story where individuals—from rank-and-file demons up to Grand Dukes and Archangels—have the last moments of their life painfully detailed. You can almost see the battles raging around them in slow motion as their minds are clouded with confusion, despair and terror; some raged that "mere humans" could be doing such things, but others were so despondent and actively wondering if, maybe, there could have been some other way to have avoided it.
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The Salvation War / int_69e4c5a3	type	BullyingTheDragon
The Salvation War / int_69e4c5a3	comment	Bullying the Dragon: After the Curb-Stomp Battle in which the humans easily defeat Satan, one would think that Heaven would know to leave humans alone. Ooops.
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The Salvation War / int_6a47a1e2	type	Knight of Cerebus
The Salvation War / int_6a47a1e2	comment	Knight of Cerebus: The first angel shown in Armageddon???, Apollyon, is set up to be this, but he's unceremoniously killed off a paragraph later. We later get a straight and very effective one in Uriel.
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The Salvation War / int_6a696742	type	The Power of Love
The Salvation War / int_6a696742	comment	The Power of Love: Uriel, the Angel of Death himself, is thoroughly denied by this.
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The Salvation War / int_6a6c1f35	type	The Power of Rock
The Salvation War / int_6a6c1f35	comment	The Power of Rock: Literally. Both Yahweh and Michael draw power from the ability of minds to synchronize while listening to music.
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The Salvation War / int_6acebb1e	type	Mistaken for Insane
The Salvation War / int_6acebb1e	comment	Mistaken for Insane: Julie, and others who were possessed by demons (and angels) throughout the centuries. Once it is discovered that wearing a Tinfoil Hat protects against possession, Julie is the first of many formerly incurable patients in insane asylums to be freed.
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The Salvation War / int_6b05b601	type	Jerkass Has a Point
The Salvation War / int_6b05b601	comment	Jerkass Has a Point: When Lemuel confronts Michael about hooking him and Maion on drugs, Michael points out if he hadn't, Lemuel would still have been Yahweh's loyal follower, torturing suspected humans, and he wouldn't even have met Maion, someone who actually made him happy. Lemuel is still angry, but it is less righteous anger, and more the anger of a kid who had to take a terrible tasting medicine.
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The Salvation War / int_6b510ace	type	Hopeless War
The Salvation War / int_6b510ace	comment	Hopeless War: You'd assume this would be the case for Humanity given its premise of Religious Horror, right? Nope! It's Heaven and Hell who promptly get their asses kicked. Both Abigor and Michael realize fairly quickly that the demons and angels respectively are doomed, and Michael's entire character arc is trying to save the angelic race from butchery at the hands of mankind.
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The Salvation War / int_6b5a92dc	type	Uncanny Valley
The Salvation War / int_6b5a92dc	comment	Uncanny Valley: Invoked with a rather mysterious man only know as the Targeteer, notable for being creepy by the standards of Abigor, a former Grand Duke of Hell. His level of creepiness is best summed here, after he just left a room:
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The Salvation War / int_6b723294	type	Techno Babble
The Salvation War / int_6b723294	comment	Techno Babble: Subverted when Carl Friedrich Gauss plays himself up as a clumsy, scatterbrained genius who deliberately creates a flood of "demented nonsense" in order to provide Michael with the excuse needed to take an assault team to the spot he needs it to go. He knows and cheerfully admits that his entire speech is mathematical babbling.
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The Salvation War / int_6c3d1777	type	Magic A Is Magic A
The Salvation War / int_6c3d1777	comment	Magic A Is Magic A: In the effort to scientifically justify them, demon/angelic abilities follow specific rules, particularly portals. For example, portals can only be opened between dimensions (i.e. from Hell to Earth, or Earth to Heaven, but not from Earth to another point on Earth) and require a "beacon" to focus the portal on (either a human Nephilim, an angel, or a demon... or, later on, an electronic transponder). Also, to comply with the laws of thermodynamics, any potential difference (usually gravitational) between the two sides must be "paid for" when crossing the portal.
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The Salvation War / int_6c4ed101	type	Breath Weapon
The Salvation War / int_6c4ed101	comment	Breath Weapon: Harpies can spit fire. Not terribly useful against jet fighters.
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The Salvation War / int_6e37c196	type	Once Done, Never Forgotten
The Salvation War / int_6e37c196	comment	Once Done, Never Forgotten: This is the reason why the US government will not carry out mass detention of those who do not wear their tinfoil hats, since the last time they did that, "the stain is with [them] still". Colonel Paschal will forever be reminded about his "meeting" with Luga. After literally thousands of years of horribly torturing and mutilating human souls, the demons of Hell are seen doing their best in Pantheocide to try to make up for it. It's the position of much of humanity that they never will make up for it, but as Memnon puts it, at least trying to be better and honestly working at it is better than giving up.
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The Salvation War / int_6e429667	type	Fantastic Slurs
The Salvation War / int_6e429667	comment	Fantastic Slurs: "Baldrick(s)" for demons and, more recently, "Jellies" for angels.
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The Salvation War / int_6e514f2	type	Moment of Awesome / Sugar Wiki
The Salvation War / int_6e514f2	comment	Bill Clinton, in his brief cameo appearance; (he takes down a Succubus with a shotgun).
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The Salvation War / int_705f57d0	type	Demon Lords and Archdevils
The Salvation War / int_705f57d0	comment	Demon Lords and Archdevils: The higher growth levels of demon. Baron < Count < Duke < Grand Duke. Also don't call them devils.
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The Salvation War / int_7071bfe9	type	Humans Advance Swiftly
The Salvation War / int_7071bfe9	comment	Humans Advance Swiftly: The real kicker for the demons and the angels. To beings who were effectively immortal, checking every couple centuries was sufficient to make sure the easily-slaughtered cattle were still easily killable, as in thousands of years of technological development mankind went from hitting each other with bronze swords and spears and riding chariots to hitting each other with steel spears and pikes and riding warhorses with couched lances. Two hundred years ago, smoothbore line-of-sight cannons were the most powerful weapon that mankind could field. Then, in a single century, mankind jumped to using tanks, missile artillery, jets, and nuclear weaponry. That jump is so mind-boggling that the demons spend a significant amount of time simply figuring out what happened when they blinked.
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The Salvation War / int_722171e7	type	Straw Character
The Salvation War / int_722171e7	comment	Straw Character: Surprisingly averted generally, given how reality-based the series is, and how opinionated the author is. This may be the only story in history that simultaneously portrays Clinton, Bush, and Obama as three decent, reasonable fellows. Of course, the restraint isn't infinite—as mentioned above under Jerkass, Karl Rove barely qualifies as human, and Robert McNamara has a spot in the Ninth Circle of Hell reserved for him by name. (While this last one may be excised from a published version, the author's beyond-contempt for McNamara can be seen in The Big One-verse.)
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The Salvation War / int_7276d0de	type	Mugging the Monster
The Salvation War / int_7276d0de	comment	Mugging the Monster: Satan, and Abigor, think that conquering Earth will be a walkover. They learn better. At least Abigor does. Satan becomes somewhat aware of it, but it doesn't help him.
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The Salvation War / int_72856b70	type	Godzilla Threshold
The Salvation War / int_72856b70	comment	Godzilla Threshold: Broken so many times on both sides: For the humans, they were willing to break out all the museum pieces, print money, and forget every long-standing feud they could (it helped that so many had just been rendered moot), just to get as many guns, planes, and tanks onto the battlefield, pulling out weapons forbidden from warfare including chemical and nuclear. The entire world's economy was refocused entirely on the war effort. After the war, this comes back to bite them in the ass, because now the world economy is based on the war that is now over, no-one is entirely sure how to bring it back to normal without sparking the next depression. The demons and angels resorted to extremely unconventional/forbidden tactics to prevent their own extinction by the humans.
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The Salvation War / int_7337ba69	type	Food Chain of Evil
The Salvation War / int_7337ba69	comment	Food Chain of Evil: Higher-ranking demons are known to eat messengers who bring bad news.
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The Salvation War / int_733e007a	type	Unwitting Pawn
The Salvation War / int_733e007a	comment	Unwitting Pawn: A recursive one via the succubi: Luga never expected George W. Bush to out-charisma her. The White House's anti-gas grenade vent system diffuses her natural pheromones, and thus she gets tapped to play her mistress Deumos for one of these. Deumos in turn is suckered into thinking that the humans agree to give up one third of their dead for demon torture in return for an end to the war, to the point that she actually believed that that was why the humans seized the area of Hell where the newly dead arrive. Abigor lampshades how much of a dumbass Deumos has been. She later got her brain squeezed inside-out and her face burned by the exhaust from a missile for her trouble. She does not survive her injuries. Turns out that she was in the same room as Satan when the anti-ship missiles were portaled in. Michael-lan is aware that his "street-corner pharmaceuticals" aren't really "the good stuff," but thinking that the electric trolley the Myanmar junta gave him to haul them with (Pantheocide Chapter 10) is just a gift. The first one was. The second one, however... let's just say it had a very high boom quotient. The entire Myanmar military is played for one in an attempt to keep the Human Expeditionary Army busy fighting on Earth. However, Gabriel-lan underestimated how far humans had come with teleportation technology, so the would-be war is very quickly wrapped up. At the same time Kim Jong-Il is almost tricked into the same plan, until his son talks him out of it. The plan not only fails, but backfired spectacularly. The entire conflict basically proves the H.E.A.'s newfound dominance over Earth, as well as sending the message that the H.E.A. was capable of defending its members, pulling the allies even closer rather than driving them apart like the angels intended, and getting North Korea to finally sign up for the war effort in so doing. They really had no way of knowing it was even possible, much less that the humans had achieved it. It also helped that the humans foresaw the angels trying to pull this tactic. Poor Lemuel. Michael gets him hooked on drugs and seduced him with a heroin-addicted angel prostitute leading to Lemuel divorcing his wife—which itself appears to just be a ploy to turn Lemuel against Yahweh in order to keep as much of Heaven intact as possible when the humans roll in to invade. To quote one of the posters in the commentary thread, "Michael is playing Lemuel like a fiddle." Lemuel eventually put two and two together regarding his addiction to opiates and Maion's addiction to heroin, once the human doctors discover the drugs in their blood... Belial was Hell's resident Evil Genius and the only demon lord who actually did any appreciable damage to humanity. In Pantheocide, Michael tricked him into running a concentration camp which was supposedly established by Yahweh, and set things up so that said camp will be the first thing the human armies come across when they enter Heaven. Needless to say, humanity is pissed the fuck off when these camps make it onto the news.
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The Salvation War / int_73733868	type	Awesomeness by Analysis
The Salvation War / int_73733868	comment	Awesomeness by Analysis: Humanity's biggest, baddest, strongest perk, elaborated on several times in Armageddon???
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The Salvation War / int_73ef9ef3	type	Almighty Janitor
The Salvation War / int_73ef9ef3	comment	Almighty Janitor: The head mason of Yahweh's palace ends up being in charge of Heaven by the end of the second book. Just as Planned.
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The Salvation War / int_74150406	type	Depleted Phlebotinum Shells
The Salvation War / int_74150406	comment	Depleted Phlebotinum Shells: HEAD (High-Explosive Anti-Demon) rounds, developed with iron payloads to take advantage of the demons' aversion to that element.
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The Salvation War / int_745a226c	type	Easy Logistics
The Salvation War / int_745a226c	comment	Easy Logistics: Averted. Every step of the way humanity must make sure that its industrial capacity is strong enough to supply the war effort - and indeed it has a lot of trouble doing so in the beginning, resulting in breaking out the museum pieces and many characters constantly worrying about fuel and ammunition supply. As well, keeping the supply lines running is of paramount importance: the first thing humans do after securing a beachhead in Hell is to build a massive road through the portal, so the forces can be well supplied.
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The Salvation War / int_75c952bf	type	Our Presidents Are Different
The Salvation War / int_75c952bf	comment	Our Presidents Are Different: President George W. Bush, and later President Barack Hussein Obama.
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The Salvation War / int_75f95361	type	TheDocumentary
The Salvation War / int_75f95361	comment	The Documentary: The Salvation War stories, like the author's other works including The Big One and its sequels, are written in this style.
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The Salvation War / int_766c1cc6	type	Who Would Be Stupid Enough?
The Salvation War / int_766c1cc6	comment	Who Would Be Stupid Enough?: Early in Armageddon???, a chapter ends with some demons seeking out easily-seduced world leaders to sic their Succubi and Incubi on. The next chapter begins with William Jefferson Clinton jogging to McDonalds. Sadly for them, Bill isn't THAT gullible.
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The Salvation War / int_768ae1c9	type	Les Collaborateurs
The Salvation War / int_768ae1c9	comment	Causes one of the major events of the story, when a slightly mad American executive who perished during the Second World War advises the demons to destroy Detroit, remembering its role as the "Arsenal of Democracy".
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The Salvation War / int_77468805	type	God Is Dead
The Salvation War / int_77468805	comment	God Is Dead
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The Salvation War / int_77473d35	type	God Is Evil
The Salvation War / int_77473d35	comment	God Is Evil: ... Or just a dumbass drunk with power and full of himself. Or both, no-one says the options have to be mutually exclusive.
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The Salvation War / int_786bf97f	type	Real Life Writes the Plot
The Salvation War / int_786bf97f	comment	Real Life Writes the Plot: The arrest of James Kevin Pope and his 4,000 year prison sentence are used as examples of what the procedure for future criminals with life sentences will be. The 2010 Haiti earthquake was written into the story after a month, with demons helping the relief efforts. And then the eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull are noted as requiring all-portal travel in Europe. Chapter 71 of Pantheocide includes a brief allusion to a recent military security leak.
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The Salvation War / int_7969f21e	type	No One Gets Left Behind
The Salvation War / int_7969f21e	comment	No One Gets Left Behind: First done when they rescue Richard Dawkins from Hell. Then minds start to wonder who else is there in hell... Mildly subverted when it turns out that the (un)dead can't permanently leave Hell, since functionally speaking they have a healing factor that only works in that dimension. They may end up in human custody, but would start to die again if on Earth for more than a few minutes. The main role of the U.S. Marines in Armageddon??? is to perform search-and-rescue in Hell. Also a surprise for demons watching the retreat from the human meat grinder; an image that stuck in Abigor's mind was two demon soldiers helping a third with no legs back into the portal to Hell. Normally, demons just left their wounded where they dropped and if they recovered, good for them. Proof that Humanity Is Infectious.
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The Salvation War / int_79974fb8	type	Rock Beats Laser
The Salvation War / int_79974fb8	comment	Rock Beats Laser: The point of this story is about averting this trope (mostly), although there are a few exceptions, many bronze tridents won't beat one M1 Abrams, and there's still people surprised by the following Curb-Stomp Battle.. General Petraeus puts it best: Played straight in that state of the art jet planes performed poorly in Hell since the polluted atmosphere literally destroyed their engines if they weren't properly filtered. The humans found that piston engined aircraft were not as adversely affected and relied heavily on those in the early stages of their invasion of Hell. Played straight again with the harpies of Hell's forces. They are fast and come in great numbers, so much so that the US Army withholds air support in Iraq until they are knocked out of the sky and Anti Air guns are need so much to combat them, that old museum pieces are seeing action one final time during the war with Hell. During the Battle of the Phlegethon River, burning sulfur is able to destroy a human tank. A form of this is what saves Uriel from four RIM-156 surface-to-air missiles. They're very heavily optimized to attack super- and hypersonic, quickly maneuvering targets, with small radar cross sections; Uriel is so slow, and so large a radar target, that the missiles detonate too early, and only maim instead of killing.
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The Salvation War / int_7b60cf	type	Supernaturally-Validated Trans Person
The Salvation War / int_7b60cf	comment	Supernaturally-Validated Trans Person: kitten (spelt with a lower case k), a trans woman medium whose role in allowing the army to send their forces to hell allows her to finally get GCS surgery on military health insurance. Word of God is that on dying and passing on to Heaven or Hell her spiritual form would be that of her post surgery self.
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The Salvation War / int_7c862b8a	type	Chronic Backstabbing Disorder
The Salvation War / int_7c862b8a	comment	Belial who experimented the full effect of the Chronic Backstabbing Disorder.
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The Salvation War / int_7ccd3698	type	Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever
The Salvation War / int_7ccd3698	comment	Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: The Beasts of the Apocalypse each measure somewhere around two hundred feet. The demons can also weigh in at not-insubstantial sizes and they have Greater Heralds, Behemoths, Leviathans, Belial's breed of Wyverns, and other such fun supersized creatures.
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The Salvation War / int_7d3da681	type	The Legions of Hell
The Salvation War / int_7d3da681	comment	The Legions of Hell: The collective antagonists of the first book. They get quite a bit of screen time, and evaluation of their politics.
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The Salvation War / int_7d89315b	type	"The Reason You Suck" Speech
The Salvation War / int_7d89315b	comment	"The Reason You Suck" Speech: Michael delivers one against Yahweh. And it is awesome.
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The Salvation War / int_808cbaeb	type	Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking
The Salvation War / int_808cbaeb	comment	Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: The commander of the sub that nuked Tel Aviv wakes up in hell and is informed of his charges: "Captain Alex Ben-Shoshan, commanding officer of the Israeli Navy Submarine Tekuma. You are charged with crimes against humanity, treason against the human race, one hundred and fifty three thousand, six hundred and twenty counts of murder in the first degree and failing to complete your navigation logs."
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The Salvation War / int_817693fa	type	Combined Energy Attack
The Salvation War / int_817693fa	comment	Combined Energy Attack: Michael is able to borrow powers from his entire club, and even angels throughout heaven, through a network based on synchronized music.
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The Salvation War / int_823c6e3e	type	Large Ham
The Salvation War / int_823c6e3e	comment	Large Ham: As expected, both Satan and Yahweh are this, but both their sides generally have this going for them.
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The Salvation War / int_82da9d46	type	Mundane Fantastic
The Salvation War / int_82da9d46	comment	Mundane Fantastic: As of the end of Armageddon: a succubus hosting a popular talk show, Gaius Julius Caesar and Lt.(deceased) Jade Kim creating a Roman Empire-inspired city-state in Hell for people who are already dead (but not without money), Nagas forming a Hell-based courier company using their natural portal generation abilities...
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The Salvation War / int_8344209e	type	BFG
The Salvation War / int_8344209e	comment	Completely topped by a Prince's George County cop with the king of BFGs ,a Pfeifer-Zeliska .600 Nitro Express Magnum, pretty much a revolver the size of a shotgun, to the point that he falls on his ass from firing the shot and is struck in the face by it due to the recoil forcenote Played for Laughs, as a way to pull the noses of maniacs for bigger and bigger guns: the Pfeifer-Zeliska is twice the weight of a military rifle and significantly heavier than African game rifles. If carefully supported by both hands, it can be easily fired. But then, it was the first time he ever fired it. This turns out to be a mild subversion, when a military colonel points out to him the practical uselessness of it.
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The Salvation War / int_83445b04	type	Pun
The Salvation War / int_83445b04	comment	Pun: "I suggest, Mr President, that you tell your people what I told mine. In view of the circumstances, Britannia waives the rules."
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The Salvation War / int_83641c73	type	Logical Weakness
The Salvation War / int_83641c73	comment	Logical Weakness: The flying demons, because for a creature of the size in question to fly, it needs to be very light. Thus, a mechanism by which "flight sacs" are filled with hydrogen generated by acid blood acting on minerals has been postulated (it was originally conceived in the book The Flight of Dragons by Peter Dickinson and Wayne Anderson). Land-based and sea-based daemons are not injured by their own blood. The demons ability to control minds across dimensions can be completely blocked by a thin sheet of aluminum. This is explained in-universe by pointing out that to have avoided detection to date, the emissions would have to be very weak and in unfamiliar parts of the spectrum. Against such signals, aluminum shielding is effective and really is used in warships and military aircraft making this Truth in Television. This kind of shielding is the first option any design team looks at when dealing with signals interference. The discovery that tinfoil hats actually work is also Rule of Funny.
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The Salvation War / int_85557b38	type	Reality Is Unrealistic
The Salvation War / int_85557b38	comment	Held to in some cases (mainly tying in with Reality Is Unrealistic), but averted in a lot of other cases though, especially with regards to historical figures' relevance in the present day of The Salvation War. There are a few exceptions, such as Gaius Julius Caesar, Kliment Voroshilov (a Marshal of the Soviet Union) and Peter the Great heading their own proto-states in Hell post-Curbstomp War, but you will not have Robert E. Lee heading a military unit again, Virginian or not (in the latter case, mainly because he just can't adjust tactically, as he sadly admits - instead, being known as A Father to His Men, he's offered a new division dealing with veterans traumatised by Hell, an offer that almost drives him to tears with gratitude and happiness).
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The Salvation War / int_85bcc5a8	type	Lampshaded Double Entendre
The Salvation War / int_85bcc5a8	comment	Colonel Paschal will forever be reminded about his "meeting" with Luga.
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The Salvation War / int_8618825d	type	Portal Network
The Salvation War / int_8618825d	comment	Portal Network: Being developed and used by the Hell Expeditionary Army to rapidly teleport troops, armor, and aircraft across Earth quickly, effectively shattering the last vestiges of the concept of "front lines" in warfare. Also to some extent the idea behind "Harry Turtleshell's" in-universe Alternate History of the fighting in Iraq, had Abigor brought along his naga.
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The Salvation War / int_86331fae	type	The Anti-God
The Salvation War / int_86331fae	comment	The Anti-God: Humanity has this role. Granted, it's solely because Heaven and Hell are actually Ancient Astronauts, but the human race has advanced enough that it's more than a match for the entire Abrahamic Pantheon.
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The Salvation War / int_86b21114	type	Badass Boast
The Salvation War / int_86b21114	comment	Badass Boast: Uriel's introduction, when he speaks with Jude.
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The Salvation War / int_86d4f985	type	Doing In the Wizard
The Salvation War / int_86d4f985	comment	Doing In the Wizard: Demonic magic is later found to be the effects of things science had not previously studied before, and once such study does happen countermeasures and replication are soon set up: Possession, demonic torment, and the ability to open portals are found to be EM-related psychic activities, which are blocked easily enough by tinfoil. Succubus' seductive abilities are found to be due largely to pheromones, and air filtration sorts out that issue. The combat magic demons cast are merely electricity generated by their bodies and channeled out (mostly through tridents). Gorgons' ability to control others or petrify them are due to psychoactive chemicals they inject into people to drug them into compliance or paralysis.
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The Salvation War / int_874aea94	type	Hippie Jesus
The Salvation War / int_874aea94	comment	"Jesus"—or rather, Elhmas—pretends to be a stoned, laid-back hippie around Michael and his compatriots, well enough to fool Michael - who, right up until The Reveal, comes off as by far the most skilled schemer in the series - for centuries, first becoming notably sharper and smarter when he's with his own subordinate, then revealing to Michael right at the end that he was Faking the Dead, having foreseen Michael's Uriah Gambit and been the first Angel to figure out just how dangerous humans were, informing Michael that if he goes mad with power the way Yahweh did, he'll kill him, then cheerfully sitting down to smoke a joint with him.
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The Salvation War / int_875615dd	type	Truth in Television
The Salvation War / int_875615dd	comment	The demons ability to control minds across dimensions can be completely blocked by a thin sheet of aluminum. This is explained in-universe by pointing out that to have avoided detection to date, the emissions would have to be very weak and in unfamiliar parts of the spectrum. Against such signals, aluminum shielding is effective and really is used in warships and military aircraft making this Truth in Television. This kind of shielding is the first option any design team looks at when dealing with signals interference. The discovery that tinfoil hats actually work is also Rule of Funny.
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The Salvation War / int_8774fb47	type	Eldritch Abomination
The Salvation War / int_8774fb47	comment	Opening portals at random or is implied to be a bad idea due to the possibility of encountering something nasty on the other side.
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The Salvation War / int_87a18d19	type	Gonna Need More X
The Salvation War / int_87a18d19	comment	Gonna Need More X: An old lady in a mall shoots a demon six times with her handgun to little effect. When interviewed afterwards, her only words are "I need a bigger fucking gun!"
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The Salvation War / int_8839237d	type	No Such Thing as H.R.
The Salvation War / int_8839237d	comment	No Such Thing as H.R.: One of the more subtle advantages Humanity has is that the typical management style of minions in Hell is to bully and degrade them, even punishing them for acts of excellent performance as proof of prior laziness. For turncoat demons, the typical Human style of reasonable performance goals with effusive praise and rewards when they are exceeded makes them a joy to work for in comparison. Luga is outright astounded when she watches two scientists debating over how portals are formed, and when the older one is proven wrong by the younger one, the older one isn't killed or tries to kill the younger one. Instead, he merely accepts the argument and tries to use the facts gained in future research. Abigor is astounded (pre-Heel–Face Turn) to find that when he tells a messenger that he knows that the messenger is tired, and he apologizes for it, but needs him to go and help him again, the messenger actually works harder because Abigor empathized with him. He later incorporates this into his management style, genuinely becoming A Father to His Men.
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The Salvation War / int_8878f3be	type	Badass Army
The Salvation War / int_8878f3be	comment	Badass Army: To reiterate, an international army of humans with 21st century tech forces its way into Hell, trounces its legions, blasts Big Bad Satan himself, and now has done the same with Heaven , and would have done the same with God Himself but Michael beat them to it. The massive demonic army, too. The author has even stated that the sheer demonic numbers and the enhanced physical toughness of each demon might have still prevailed over humans with World War I-era technology and may even have given early World War II-era militaries a desperate run for their money. For what it was worth, they definitely chewed up (in some cases literally) U.S. soldiers in urban combat, pushing them back three defense perimeters before finally being relieved by Apache helicopters... and suicide bombers.
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The Salvation War / int_88e5066d	type	Trigger-Happy
The Salvation War / int_88e5066d	comment	Trigger-Happy: The Israel units are constantly mentioned to have this problem and are kept away from more delicate operations.
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The Salvation War / int_898ff050	type	Villain Protagonist
The Salvation War / int_898ff050	comment	Villain Protagonist: Michael-lan is the protagonist on the Heavenly side.
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The Salvation War / int_8acbc572	type	Fire and Brimstone Hell
The Salvation War / int_8acbc572	comment	Fire and Brimstone Hell: More or less fits the description, though Hell is not described as a Single-Biome Dimension. Much of it is actually quite nice once the local torturing is stopped. Well it's nice enough for the demons and the humans who are already dead, but "first life" humans need protection to prevent them suffering serious lung damage from the pumice-laden dust in the air.
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The Salvation War / int_8ae880f7	type	Deconstruction
The Salvation War / int_8ae880f7	comment	Deconstruction: Of The Legions of Hell. In real life, they would had been curbstomped by humanity's modern weaponry just the same way as in the story. Of Biblical tropes in general, really. Take the supernatural elements of The Bible and Word of Dante, make them conform to the laws of physics enough to interact with the real world but otherwise play them as straight as possible, put them in the modern world, and what do you get? A joke. God Is Evil, The Legions of Hell are ugly but no real threat to a modern army, the only really bad thing about Hell is the torture, and Heaven is supernaturally clean but still basically a Third World country. It would all be awe-inspiring to a Bronze Age culture but not to anyone who has ever driven a car.
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The Salvation War / int_8b606a51	type	There Is No Kill Like Overkill
The Salvation War / int_8b606a51	comment	There Is No Kill Like Overkill: The refitting of pretty much every aircraft from the last fifty years to fly again (among them the American B-29s Enola Gay and Bocks Car plus B-52s (called the "Gray Ladies" by the USAF) from the Davis-Montham boneyard), the mass conscription to fill out the ranks, the arming of pretty much every remaining civilian of earth for the duration of the war, and that's not getting into what the Legions of Hell do to Sheffield and Detroit later on... The refitting looks like overkill only up until you see the entire force of B-2 bombers get taken out in the opening of Pantheocide, and in Armageddon??? the times when the demons' sheer numbers almost did turn the tide. Oh, and it gets worse: the angels weren't nearly as doomed in the air. From the looks of it, all of this mobilization is actually needed. It takes two S-35 Progress ship to ship missiles to kill Satan. The continued killing of the demons trying to get back to the portal, and once their army was beaten within hell.
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The Salvation War / int_8cb259f4	type	Overshadowed by Awesome
The Salvation War / int_8cb259f4	comment	Overshadowed by Awesome: This happens to a British special forces Colonel sent to reinforce and take over Free Hell during the invasion of Hell. He invokes this after Julius Caesar uses his own argument of "command should go to the highest ranking officer" to take over his troops. Later Caesar did it again with the professional part of the Demon army that was about to attack Free Hell with overwhelming force, leaving the enemy general (that had been shown to be quite smart) with his less capable troops and under fire from artillery.
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The Salvation War / int_8d0785d5	type	Didn't Think This Through
The Salvation War / int_8d0785d5	comment	Didn't Think This Through: Abigor's "revolutionary tactic"—in demonic warfare—of extending his lines was intended to sacrifice depth for reducing casualties (by spreading the troops) and to envelope the British and US armies. Unfortunately for him, not only had General Petraeus' staff already accounted for this strategy, and Abigor didn't realize that he could now see only a small portion of his army—and thus the battle—at once, and therefore would have to keep riding back and forth along the line playing "firefighter", until he was already on the front line in the midst of the dying. In any case, it didn't solve his more fundamental problems (the British and Iranian armies having already kicked in his army's right flank).note Prince Charles of Lorraine had already attempted the "super-long line" against Frederick the Great, albeit this Austrian version failed for a different reason (the Prussian cavalry feinting so that the Austrian cavalry and reserve moved to the Austrian right flank, while the bulk of the Prussian army moved behind cover to the Austrian left flank).
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The Salvation War / int_8f37b	type	Medieval Stasis
The Salvation War / int_8f37b	comment	Medieval Stasis: The main reason Hell did so badly is that the last technological innovation they had was "the wheel" and "bronze trident". Justified because A. the demons and angels are essentially immortal unless they are killed and B. Iron is forbidden from their realms. Iron isn't really deadly, but does massively interfere with their electrically-based powers and their regeneration ability (to the extent that one demon has to have his shrapnel-laced wings amputated entirely before they regenerate properly).
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The Salvation War / int_90769dd0	type	Evil Genius
The Salvation War / int_90769dd0	comment	Belial was Hell's resident Evil Genius and the only demon lord who actually did any appreciable damage to humanity. In Pantheocide, Michael tricked him into running a concentration camp which was supposedly established by Yahweh, and set things up so that said camp will be the first thing the human armies come across when they enter Heaven. Needless to say, humanity is pissed the fuck off when these camps make it onto the news.
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The Salvation War / int_913089c2	type	Screwed by the Network
The Salvation War / int_913089c2	comment	The Ninth Circle of Hell is the punishment for the greatest of betrayers, among them Brutus and Quisling. There is already space set aside for the executives that cancelledinvoked Firefly. On the other hand, the demon who said that had started to enjoy human pop-culture and was developing a sense of humor.
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The Salvation War / int_91c651a1	type	Guilt-Free Extermination War
The Salvation War / int_91c651a1	comment	Guilt-Free Extermination War: Averted with the war against the demons. Humanity takes POWs and defectors and treats them well (to the shock of the demons, who expect to be tortured or killed), and make a point not to harm civilians who don't fight back (Collateral Damage notwithstanding). Though, as the Targeteer tells Abigor, humanity would be completely justified in completely wiping out demonkind. Michael's story arc in Pantheocide involves him trying to prevent humanity from enacting this upon the angels.
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The Salvation War / int_943f7a7e	type	Wiki Walk
The Salvation War / int_943f7a7e	comment	Wiki Walk: Lakheenahuknaasi.
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The Salvation War / int_957e5fc2	type	Villainous Breakdown
The Salvation War / int_957e5fc2	comment	Villainous Breakdown: Against human weaponry, entire demonic legions suffer of this. Abigor suffers this twice, once when his army is literally pulverized, then when he learns about nuclear weaponry but got better through the power of Heel–Face Turn. Then we got Beelzebub, who kinda gave up and let himself be torched by A-10 Warthogs. Belial who experimented the full effect of the Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. More recently Uriel, who was happy to find peace in death....
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The Salvation War / int_984ef9ef	type	"Not So Different" Remark
The Salvation War / int_984ef9ef	comment	"Not So Different" Remark: When an angel first appears to one of the demon messengers early on in Armageddon, the author makes a point on how they're essentially the same in terms of monstrosity. When Julie sees that her demon torturer was nothing more than a teenaged coward crying for his life, she decides that he is no different from the common internet troll. During Pantheocide, some of the characters note that daemons begin exhibiting very human-like qualities after Earth shows Hell mercy. One doctor even goes to say they've essentially established the correct answer to the "nature vs. nurture" debate. Michael-lan gives one to Lemuel-lan at the end when he asks how Michael could have drugged him and had Maion then kidnapped. Michael then points out that Lemuel had numerous people tortured as head of Yahweh's secret police and is hardly any better. Michael even comes out looking semi morally superior to Lemuel, since all of his actions were done out of a necessity to save Lemuel and the Angelic host from Yahweh, whereas Lemuel was 'just following orders'. On the other hand, Lemuel never lied about what he was, genuinely believed what he was doing was right and necessary, and as Michael notes internally, is actually a fairly good cop. Michael, on the other hand, frequently lied, deceived and manipulated, often at least partly for his own gain (his main priority was the protection of the Angelic host, but he acted for his own benefit a fair bit too), and knew very well that it was wrong. And while Lemuel, when Michael points out what he did, is ashamed. Michael, on the other hand, isn't bothered in the slightest.
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The Salvation War / int_98c2a8f2	type	Humans Are Cthulhu
The Salvation War / int_98c2a8f2	comment	Humans Are Cthulhu: The above, however, fails to encompass Abigor's opinion after seeing the images of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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The Salvation War / int_99b22790	type	The Knights Who Say "Squee!"
The Salvation War / int_99b22790	comment	The Knights Who Say "Squee!": Tucker McElroy and Artie DeVanzo are ecstatic to have rescued Aeneas, a Spartan who fought at Thermopylae, and Ori, a Japanese samurai. The latter two are clearly annoyed by them.
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The Salvation War / int_9fdda2d8	type	Teleportation Rescue
The Salvation War / int_9fdda2d8	comment	Teleportation Rescue: Michael once rescues Uriel this way using a Heavengate.
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The Salvation War / int_a01f88a7	type	General Failure
The Salvation War / int_a01f88a7	comment	General Failure: Pretty much all of Satan's generals honestly have no idea how to fight modernized humans, and with the exception of Michael, none of Yahweh's generals are any better. Down on Earth, the Thai military is crippled by incompetent leadership until Asanee kicks them all out of her command post. However, the trope is subverted in the case of General Robert E. Lee. Even though he was an excellent general during his time, his inability to comprehend modern combat strategy and technology made him incapable of taking an active role in the H.E.A.
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The Salvation War / int_a08b0736	type	Nuclear Option
The Salvation War / int_a08b0736	comment	Nuclear Option/Nuke 'em: One of several contingency plans for attacking Satan's palace, but as the imprisoned Abigor learns, far from the most devastating: The humans managed to slip a nuke onto the cart containing Michael's last drug shipment. He figures it out just in time to kick it back through another portal. In Chapter 43 of Pantheocide, a Quisling Israeli nuclear submarine operator fed false information to his fellow officers on orders from an angel, causing a five-missile launch at Baghdad, Damascus, Tehran, Cairo, and Tel Aviv... unfortunately, there's only four interceptors, meaning three Arab cities plus either the last one (Cairo) or Tel Aviv. To prevent the newfound human alliance from falling apart, the Israeli prime minister chooses to save Cairo. Fortunately, it seems that an Arab liaison at the command center in Tel Aviv was able to get word of this out before the last missile's payload initiated. In Chapter 69 of Pantheocide, the initiation of a Glickem cruise missile above a large Angelic army led by "Jesus" is described in minute detail. In case you didn't quite get that, the H.E.A. nuked "Jesus" and his army. Though "Jesus" was a great deal smarter than he pretended to be, knew human capabilities intimately, and suspected he was about to suffer a Uriah Gambit courtesy of Michael, so he actually watched from a safe distance. Just to be clear, by "described in minute detail", we're talking about "each and every process of a nuclear reaction described, elaborated on, and given in a way that could theoretically be used to make a replica, it's that detailed. It has been simplified by the omission of some key steps and components (standard practice when speaking of such things)... he's since suggested it would be better if readers not try and add the bits missed out:
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The Salvation War / int_a0db7803	type	It's Personal
The Salvation War / int_a0db7803	comment	It's Personal: Humanity's opinion of Heaven. Sure, they'll fight like monsters against the Forces of Hell, but they take prisoners and treat them well, and by the end our relationship with them is pretty cordial. But after centuries of holy wars and worship of God, His betrayal is felt on a personal level: Michael's entire story arc revolves around trying to separate the Angels from God and make them look like victims of His madness, so that humanity won't exterminate them.
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The Salvation War / int_a0f3c6a0	type	Succubi and Incubi
The Salvation War / int_a0f3c6a0	comment	Succubi produce pheromones which they call "miasma" to induce others to have good feelings toward them. Their electrical generators are no good for combat. Their male counterparts, the Incubi, exist but have not been featured in the story.
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The Salvation War / int_a1b141f4	type	My God, What Have I Done?
The Salvation War / int_a1b141f4	comment	My God, What Have I Done?: Michael after a first-hand look at the Hell-like prison camp he convinced Belial to build (tricking him into thinking Yahweh had given the orders).
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The Salvation War / int_a284ce57	type	Token Wholesome
The Salvation War / int_a284ce57	comment	Token Wholesome: Exploited in Pantheocide where the infiltrator at DiMO(N) is spotted by her overly conservative clothing.
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The Salvation War / int_a2b38d3b	type	Eye Scream
The Salvation War / int_a2b38d3b	comment	Eye Scream: There's several incidents of eyes being lost in combat, from two demons getting stabbed in both eyes (one later during the Battle of Hit, one in Hell by escaping US military undead) to various unfortunate demons and eventually angels, including Uriel from explosions caused by human weapons.
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The Salvation War / int_a4c37cbe	type	Mood Whiplash
The Salvation War / int_a4c37cbe	comment	Mood Whiplash: An entire chapter of the second book contains an almost poetically beautiful description of a nuclear device detonating. The next chapter describes the beginning of the Body Horror inflicted on those affected who are unlucky enough to not be killed outright.
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The Salvation War / int_a54f2b08	type	Modernized God
The Salvation War / int_a54f2b08	comment	Modernized God: Subverted as both Yahweh and Satan are extremely conservative (with the latter a regular Bad Boss and the former outright mad as well). In fact, it is believed that God closed the gates of Heaven a thousand years ago due to finding it easier than keeping Heaven good enough for the increased standards of humanity. However, a lot of the plot is centered around individual angels and demons trying to survive the war with Humanity by keeping up with times. One archangel runs a night club with rock band members snatched out of Hell.
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The Salvation War / int_a5cfe2ac	type	And There Was Much Rejoicing
The Salvation War / int_a5cfe2ac	comment	And There Was Much Rejoicing: The nuking of Naypyidaw. The death of Uriel, the entire west coast of America was partying. And of course, the news that comes at the very end of the story: God Is Dead, the Three Races are free, and the long, destructive Salvation War is finally over.
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The Salvation War / int_a5fb0d24	type	Healing Factor
The Salvation War / int_a5fb0d24	comment	Healing Factor: Both demons and angels show a limited ability to heal and survive from very serious wounds, up to the point that they can (barely) regrow missing body parts. However, it can be disrupted if the bullets/shrapnel isn't removed. Memnon's wings didn't grow back properly until the shrapnel in them was removed, and Michael and Uriel had to undergo surgery to remove the bullets and missile fragments they were riddled with. "Second Life" humans also heal very quickly. Well, they need to, given the torments they got subjected to by the demons.
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The Salvation War / int_a70223	type	Karma Houdini
The Salvation War / int_a70223	comment	Karma Houdini: Several, considering that we're dealing with demons and short of committing genocide, some were going to get off easy. By the end of Armageddon???, we have, among the worst, Euryale, (one of the masterminds behind Sheffield's and Detroit's attacks, i.e two 9/11s on steroids) who is now owning a perfectly legal and thriving business, Euryale Real Estate Company. and Yulupki (same as above) who manages to start the Yulupki Express Delivery Service and puts Fedex out of business in mere months. Those demons learn really fast. (Both were able to pin the blame solely on Belial, the architect of the attacks (who is still alive), so presumably these would go south quick were the word to come out.) Kim Jong-il is relying on this. He doesn't have long to live, is certainly going to Hell, and would rather get preferential treatment for helping the war effort, as opposed to neglect for staying out of it and (almost) conspiring with Heaven. Michael as well, maybe. He's a Well-Intentioned Extremist who overthrew Yahweh, but his main goal was protecting angels, not humans, and he definitely could have made it easier for them if he wanted. He also completely screwed over several friends in the process, and carefully engineered things to avoid blame. His punishment in the end is... to be kept away from his beloved nightclub, be increasingly bored on his country estate, and an admonition not to let power go to his head. It's coming from Jesus, so it has to be taken seriously, especially since it's coupled with an almost offhand death threat if the power does go to his head, but still, Michael got off easy.
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The Salvation War / int_a7aef9ff	type	Obfuscating Stupidity
The Salvation War / int_a7aef9ff	comment	Obfuscating Stupidity: Both Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are masters of this trope, and then-President Bush even invokes it to himself when succubi try to have their way with him. "Jesus"—or rather, Elhmas—pretends to be a stoned, laid-back hippie around Michael and his compatriots, well enough to fool Michael - who, right up until The Reveal, comes off as by far the most skilled schemer in the series - for centuries, first becoming notably sharper and smarter when he's with his own subordinate, then revealing to Michael right at the end that he was Faking the Dead, having foreseen Michael's Uriah Gambit and been the first Angel to figure out just how dangerous humans were, informing Michael that if he goes mad with power the way Yahweh did, he'll kill him, then cheerfully sitting down to smoke a joint with him.
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The Salvation War / int_a839608e	type	Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
The Salvation War / int_a839608e	comment	Trapped Behind Enemy Lines: Anyone who dies winds up in Hell, normally starting off in a river of lava, a river of tar, or any other number of horrible places. If they're lucky, they get dragged out by some other lucky escapees... or the U.S. Marines.
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The Salvation War / int_a86069f	type	Alternate History
The Salvation War / int_a86069f	comment	Alternate History: The Message came around in early 2008, so everything since then. The author also made up or resurrected a few military projects (for example, Aurora).
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The Salvation War / int_a9de87d2	type	Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
The Salvation War / int_a9de87d2	comment	Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Bill Clinton, in his brief cameo appearance; (he takes down a Succubus with a shotgun). Also Elhmas, a.k.a. Jesus, or rather the angel who possessed him. For all of Armageddon??? and half of Pantheocide he seemed like a stoned slacker, the biggest letdown to a father with unreasonable expectations ever. We get one hint that he's smart before the army he's in command of gets nuked. But then he comes back at the end and reveals that he survived and admits that Michael's way of guiding humanity is more effective than his... but he'll be watching just in case Michael lets the power go to his head.
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The Salvation War / int_aa4fa3d5	type	Ancient Astronauts
The Salvation War / int_aa4fa3d5	comment	Ancient Astronauts: The true nature of the angels and demons: there's nothing metaphysical whatsoever about them. They're basically aliens from other dimensions, and they were so advanced compared to humanity when they first visited Earth that humans made myths and religions based on them. Even Yahweh, God Almighty Himself, is simply an extremely powerful angel.
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The Salvation War / int_aa88f109	type	Humanity Is Infectious
The Salvation War / int_aa88f109	comment	Also a surprise for demons watching the retreat from the human meat grinder; an image that stuck in Abigor's mind was two demon soldiers helping a third with no legs back into the portal to Hell. Normally, demons just left their wounded where they dropped and if they recovered, good for them. Proof that Humanity Is Infectious.
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The Salvation War / int_aa8db5e2	type	Mega City
The Salvation War / int_aa8db5e2	comment	Mega City: The Eternal City has over two hundred million angels, and over a hundred million humans live in the slums outside.
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The Salvation War / int_aabe2fb	type	Deliberate Values Dissonance
The Salvation War / int_aabe2fb	comment	Deliberate Values Dissonance: All the time. Most apparent between the demonic mindset (born of a brutally backward medieval and anthropophagic society where backstabbing is common) and the modern human mindset as noted by several characters in several different instances. Also present in the thoughts of Aeneas (a Spartan) and Ori (a samurai) regarding the fighting styles of, and presence of women among, the modern-day soldiers who rescued them from Hellish torture. Another was Corporal (deceased) Tucker McElroy having to mentally fight down the instinctive prejudice he was raised with when he found out kitten was transgender—he succeeds. This becomes a complication for the humans in Hell and has already gotten the Russians busy in Pantheocide. It's led to a split between the living and newly dead as opposed to the rest of the dead, to the point that the Human Expeditionary Army is actually guarding the demons from their former victims: It's also a problem for those in charge of training the new demon auxiliary military units. Demons, used to marching in large infantry formations and a lifetime of backstabbing, have absolutely no concept of supporting fire. To demons, they don't see why they should stay behind and put themselves at risk to help a rival unit that can steal all the glory. Robert E. Lee experiences it when he tries to learn modern warfare techniques... from a black, female soldier. He often gets all his men wiped out in simulations, and between them can only plead his century and a half of torture in Hell be seen as sufficient penance for his My Country, Right or Wrong beliefs during the war. Also applies between modern humans and those who were so pious as to get into Heaven—when COL Stevenson's new unit (Spearhead Battalion, 3rd Armored Division) kills off the resident angel in a village, the new "native chief" is one such human... who promptly requests to be allowed to carry out daily reverence to Yahweh: General Michael Jackson theorises that while the treatment of Heaven's humans by the angels is no better than that of a slavemaster's treatment of their slaves, compared to the existences they would have led on Earth it is a paradise. And that only after the Dark Ages on Earth did Earth conditions outstrip those of Heaven, and God deliberately closed off Heaven to Humans once this was the case. Or so the general theorises.
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The Salvation War / int_ab2df806	type	Red Baron
The Salvation War / int_ab2df806	comment	Red Baron: When Humanity's modern military's overwhelming power really sinks in Hell, the nobility starts to fearfully give Humanity the moniker, The Lords of War.
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The Salvation War / int_ab5eea65	type	Dramatic Irony
The Salvation War / int_ab5eea65	comment	Dramatic Irony: A captain of a naval vessel repeatedly wishes to have Yahweh "under my guns". Unbeknownst to him, Yahweh was already dead by the last time he said it, and his body had been dumped in the lake that captain's vessel was maneuvering on at the time. So he got his wish, but not in the way he expected.
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The Salvation War / int_ac711709	type	Easily Thwarted Alien Invasion
The Salvation War / int_ac711709	comment	Easily Thwarted Alien Invasion: Even with the sheer numbers and special abilities on the demonic side, human weaponry and industry is just too much for them to overcome. Somewhat averted in the case of Heaven, who while they never invade are more capable than the forces of hell.
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The Salvation War / int_ac928039	type	Four-Star Badass
The Salvation War / int_ac928039	comment	Four-Star Badass: Try six star badass. General of the Armies David Petraeus, who commands the Human Expeditionary Army (by way of the US Army), despite never once handling a weapon during, or being physically on the front lines of a single battle in The Salvation War; see Badass Bookworm. If including his history before The Message, he was once shot in a negligent discharge by a soldier, but simply grunted when he had to have a chest tube inserted without anesthesia. After some discussions about George Washington's rank and seniority), GEN Petraeus may be looking at either a seventh star or a rather convenient reading of the relevant law, considering that he is the de facto "Supreme Allied Commander, Earth and (parts of) Hell"... Major General (and thus Three Star Badass) Asanee, inspired by a real-life person, who pretty much headbutts the Thai Third Army into shape in a matter of minutes with her sheer badassery, and only playing second fiddle to GEN Petraeus. Subverted in the case of former General Robert E. Lee. Once a fearsomely capable commander, he finds to his dismay that warfare has changed so fundamentally that the same instincts which led him and his forces to so many victories in his own time now result in an unbroken string of (simulated) defeats. Crestfallen as this leaves him, though, he finds great consolation in looking after the wellbeing and morale of wounded soldiers, becoming once more A Father to His Men. Julius Caesar, who personally leads an army of demons into melee combat with one of Hell's armies. Much to his dismay, he later has to sit back in the rear lines and do nothing because he is terribly out of date with modern combat tactics. Also, his armor is gaudy and makes him an easy target.
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The Salvation War / int_ad1db87c	type	Oh, Crap!
The Salvation War / int_ad1db87c	comment	Oh, Crap!: There's enough to go around for all sides: The Secret Service get one twice during Bill Clinton's trip to McDonald's. First when a woman somehow sneaks past them to talk to Clinton and again when Bill kills her before they see that she is really a succubus. The demonic army finally lose their shit when the humans bring out the "Iron Chariots" during the Battle in the Iraqi desert. Secretary Warner when he meets Luga for the first time. Luga gets one in turn when she hears that the demonic army was defeated in Iraq. The Presidential Bodyguards reacts like this when they hear about Bush wanting to drive a "deathtrap" like the Convair F-102 Delta Dagger. When Abigor reports his defeat in Iraq and tells Satan about the human's "Iron Chariots", everyone in his throne room is horrified at the return of iron chariots (another one caused them problems a couple of million years ago). This was also Abigor's reaction when he sees a documentary on the Manhattan Project and realizes that Humanity is toying with Hell when they could deliver more firepower on them than they ever dreamed possible. "Statistically (as confirmed by the Federal Aviation Administration) 80 percent of cockpit voice flight records recovered after aircraft crashes, end with the words 'Oh Shit.'" (From chapter 60 of Armageddon???; it is indeed a real life statistic.) Michael's reaction when Elhmas comes back... when Michael is stoned and defenseless. It's mentioned before he dies that those in Yahweh's throne room developed this reflex whenever seeing Michael walk in, because he inevitably brings news that makes Yahweh go berserk.
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The Salvation War / int_ad4578de	type	Hollow World
The Salvation War / int_ad4578de	comment	Hollow World: Both Heaven and Hell are hollow worlds, where the inhabitants live on the inside of the planet. This was inspired by the common usage that people live "on Earth" and "in Heaven" or "in Hell" together with classical "Golden Age" science fiction that featured hollow worlds. However, the trope is subverted since Heaven and Hell are not so much hollow as complex multi-dimensional shapes (like klein bottles) that have an inner surface but no outer surface. Digging down from Hell doesn't lead to an infinity of rock, it merely brings the digger out somewhere else in Hell.
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The Salvation War / int_adfd3165	type	For the Evulz
The Salvation War / int_adfd3165	comment	Anybody sufficiently entranced by a succubus or one of Belial's seductresses. Also anyone still clinging to notions that humanity wasn't condemned For the Evulz—such as the guy who stabs Richard Dawkins in Armageddon??? or the Expy of Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps who gets tied to a truck and dragged to death early in Pantheocide after proselytizing at a military funeral.
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The Salvation War / int_afc52a86	type	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
The Salvation War / int_afc52a86	comment	The masochistic transgender Nephilim tapped to open portals in and out of Hell is called kitten. Note the lack of capitalization.
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The Salvation War / int_b25df244	type	Jesus Taboo
The Salvation War / int_b25df244	comment	Jesus Taboo: Averted. There are several direct references to Jesus made by Yahweh and Michael. Yahweh thinks his son is a loser, while Jesus himself spends his time "testing" out various drugs for Michael's underground drug ring. It's since turned out that "Jesus" was actually a human carpenter whose body had been possessed for years by Yahweh's son whose real name is apparently Elhmas, commander of the Incomparable Legion, and he's actually...
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The Salvation War / int_b2c737e8	type	Klingon Promotion
The Salvation War / int_b2c737e8	comment	Klingon Promotion: Predictably, it's standard procedure in Hell (as noted by Abigor):
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The Salvation War / int_b2cdd776	type	Bottomless Magazines
The Salvation War / int_b2cdd776	comment	Bottomless Magazines: Averted often and usually painfully. Vehicles run out of ammo, planes need to resupply constantly, infantry needs to keep stock of the magazines they have left. Failure to do so removes the main advantage human forces have over the non-born: once the bombs are spent and rifles and cannons can no longer fire, then it's down to melee combat - and demons have enormous advantages there.
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The Salvation War / int_b3bdf232	type	Alien Geometries
The Salvation War / int_b3bdf232	comment	Alien Geometries: Some of the physical laws, especially relating to direction are... different in Hell.
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The Salvation War / int_b4a6ae4c	type	Everyone Has Standards
The Salvation War / int_b4a6ae4c	comment	Everyone Has Standards: After the Incomparable Legion of Light is nuked en masse, Michael tells Yahweh what happened and is outraged when Yahweh simply says that they failed him by not defeating the humans, without expressing any words of regret or sorrow for their deaths, or gratitude for their service.
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The Salvation War / int_b4d6aa7d	type	Dungeon Bypass
The Salvation War / int_b4d6aa7d	comment	Dungeon Bypass: In Heaven, when the human forces see a massive force of angels and human soldiers on the march, rather than face them head on they decide to just Nuke 'em. It works far better than they expected.
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The Salvation War / int_b52d28a6	type	Gorgeous Gorgon
The Salvation War / int_b52d28a6	comment	Gorgons do not fall under Gorgeous Gorgon. They are the result of an ancient breeding experiment and are (at least) part Naga, part Harpy, and part Succubus. They appear as winged humanoids covered in bronze scales with many one-eyed snakes instead of hair. They have poorer electrical powers than Nagas, poorer flight than Harpies, and poorer spying ability than Succubi. Their head-snakes shoot darts full of psychoactive darts: the red ones shoot enthralment darts which have Mind Control-like effects, while the black ones shoot paralyzing darts.
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The Salvation War / int_b53077b3	type	Take That!
The Salvation War / int_b53077b3	comment	Karl Rove also gets this big time, and there's a jab at Donald Rumsfeld's tenure as Secretary of Defense (the author later elaborated on this in discussion), but it's averted for the most part with both the Bush and Obama administrations. The author hasn't elaborated on the in-story Gates' abrupt dismissal at the beginning of Armageddon???, so it's unknown whether the circumstances of that were meant as a Take That!.
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The Salvation War / int_b55698cd	type	Normal Fish in a Tiny Pond
The Salvation War / int_b55698cd	comment	Normal Fish in a Tiny Pond: Humanity, definitely. While the tactics and tech we use are fairly recent, they're still fairly normal for humanity. The ability to communicate instantly over long distances, use guns, and travel faster than the speed of sound are major advantages over the angels and demons, though.
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The Salvation War / int_b55e8979	type	Science Hero
The Salvation War / int_b55e8979	comment	Science Hero: Humanity. Expressed in-depth during Luga's revelation in Chapter 35:
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The Salvation War / int_b575a2b1	type	Cold Iron
The Salvation War / int_b575a2b1	comment	Cold Iron: A weakness of the demons, which is exploited by humanity by using iron-based ammo.
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The Salvation War / int_b58b4e3c	type	Too Dumb to Live
The Salvation War / int_b58b4e3c	comment	Too Dumb to Live: When Satan asks what a predator is, a nameless demon gives the definition of "a hunting bird." Not only is this excessively literal, but it's also the definition of a raptor. You can guess how Satan reacted to that. In Pantheocide, this trope is mentioned by name to describe any civilian aircraft deviating from safe lanes, which (since it means they could be an enemy) is grounds to be shot down without warning.
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The Salvation War / int_b5914444	type	Noodle Implements
The Salvation War / int_b5914444	comment	Noodle Implements: "Iron chariots had caused them problems once before, problems that had required a succubus, a peasant girl and a tent peg to sort out." A reference to Judges 4:21. Pantheocide chapter 54: "Get a crowbar, a bicycle pump and a plate of asparagus." Oh, Asanee, how much you rock...
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The Salvation War / int_b593baf1	type	Author Filibuster
The Salvation War / int_b593baf1	comment	Author Filibuster: Although they're not particularly long, the author seems unable to resist occasionally slipping in little political monologues or Take Thats against people, beliefs, and policies he disagrees with, even when they don't exactly add anything to the story. Fortunately, these interludes are generally brief, and as indicated below, Strawman Political is almost completely averted. And even if a person or idea is presented in a negative light at first, that doesn't prevent them making more positive appearances later.
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The Salvation War / int_b7248073	type	My Country, Right or Wrong
The Salvation War / int_b7248073	comment	Robert E. Lee experiences it when he tries to learn modern warfare techniques... from a black, female soldier. He often gets all his men wiped out in simulations, and between them can only plead his century and a half of torture in Hell be seen as sufficient penance for his My Country, Right or Wrong beliefs during the war.
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The Salvation War / int_b7b1aa73	type	And Then What?
The Salvation War / int_b7b1aa73	comment	And Then What?: After years of being at war, nobody's really certain what humanity will do once they're done.
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The Salvation War / int_b82ca416	type	Rage Against the Heavens
The Salvation War / int_b82ca416	comment	Rage Against the Heavens: Just in case you didn't notice, this series is a shining example. Unlike most such stories, however, God and Satan have a good reason to be afraid.
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The Salvation War / int_b8dde2	type	Evil Overlord
The Salvation War / int_b8dde2	comment	Evil Overlord: Belial is this, right down to the superweapon.
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The Salvation War / int_b8e3f20a	type	Demoted to Extra
The Salvation War / int_b8e3f20a	comment	Demoted to Extra: In Patheocide, prominent demons like Abigor, Euryale, Yulupiki suffer this, what with the war in hell essentially ending at the end of Armageddon???.
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The Salvation War / int_bb5126ec	type	Prophecy Twist
The Salvation War / int_bb5126ec	comment	Prophecy Twist: The Sun of Man rises over Heaven.
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The Salvation War / int_bc00493f	type	Precision F-Strike
The Salvation War / int_bc00493f	comment	Precision F-Strike: The word "fuck" is used as an expletive once and once only in each book. In Armageddon???, a woman who has just pumped seven .32 caliber rounds into a raging demon without causing it any discomfort replies with "I need a bigger fucking gun" when asked by a journalist how she feels. In Pantheocide, a Navy nurse (rank Lieutenant) who's carrying blood extender that's desperately needed to save Maion's life tells a general to "Get out of the fucking way".
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The Salvation War / int_bc1865fb	type	Deader than Dead
The Salvation War / int_bc1865fb	comment	Deader than Dead: What exactly happens if a demon, an angel, or an undead human die has yet to be made clear. Demons have been wondering if there was a "super-hell" waiting for them; this would end up being a reason for several Russian undead who defected from the leadership of modern Russia's military forces in Hell to instead join Peter the Great or Kliment Voroshilov's own proto-states—they weren't particularly interested in dying (again) for a state they felt no real loyalty to.
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The Salvation War / int_bd79d896	type	Minor Crime Reveals Major Plot
The Salvation War / int_bd79d896	comment	Minor Crime Reveals Major Plot: In Pantheocide: Discovery of illegal human items in Heaven leads to multiple conspiracies to bring down Yahweh.
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The Salvation War / int_bda3d68a	type	Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?
The Salvation War / int_bda3d68a	comment	Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu? / Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Yea and most verily. There are hints that although humanity may have Punched Out Hell itself, there may—may—be Other Things out there that human weaponry might not make such clean work out of.
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The Salvation War / int_beb932ca	type	Big Applesauce
The Salvation War / int_beb932ca	comment	Big Applesauce: Lampshaded by Michael. The last Bowl of Wrath gets poured on New York precisely because it's the city that always gets attacked in fiction.
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The Salvation War / int_bef696dd	type	Mind Screw
The Salvation War / int_bef696dd	comment	And a slow-loading, picture-heavy website (now compromised and hosting malware) whose only difference from Time Cube is the fact that Sparks makes something resembling a coherent argument.
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The Salvation War / int_bf487e2b	type	Translator Microbes
The Salvation War / int_bf487e2b	comment	Translator Microbes: Something about the spawning process in Hell also makes people able to understand each others' speech.
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The Salvation War / int_c011cd29	type	Path of Inspiration
The Salvation War / int_c011cd29	comment	Path of Inspiration: Near the end of Pantheocide, we have an scene in which Michael is stoning himself with marihuana when Ehlmas, who was thought by everyone to have been nuked with the Incomparable Legion of Light, appears and explains him how he tried several times in vain to drive the humans to more peaceful ways, the first one mind controlling a Jewish carpenter named Jeshua.
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The Salvation War / int_c02ce551	type	Straight for the Commander
The Salvation War / int_c02ce551	comment	Straight for the Commander: Hell is heavily geared towards the power of their leaders. Human armies (both "normal" and Second Life) soon begin to follow this trope.
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The Salvation War / int_c0f87dda	type	Humans Are Warriors
The Salvation War / int_c0f87dda	comment	Humans Are Warriors: Several demonic characters started referring to humans as Lords of War. To say nothing of their reaction when they find out humans have weapons we are actually afraid to use (nukes).
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The Salvation War / int_c1771513	type	No Longer with Us
The Salvation War / int_c1771513	comment	No Longer with Us: Inverted with Yahweh after the coup as he really is dead. The angels get told he's taking a vacation. The humans take nano-seconds to know what really happened.
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The Salvation War / int_c25c7890	type	Fun with Acronyms
The Salvation War / int_c25c7890	comment	Fun with Acronyms: Department of Intelligence and Military Operations (Netherworld). Also, when some demons realize that fighting against humanity is doomed, they consider ways to earn mercy from them, such as by starting a group called the Demons for Ethical Treatment of Humans.
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The Salvation War / int_c2d978fe	type	Car Fu
The Salvation War / int_c2d978fe	comment	Car Fu: Tank crews are delighted to learn that "Baldricks go crunch" just like human infantry.
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The Salvation War / int_c2f7db18	type	Alien Blood
The Salvation War / int_c2f7db18	comment	Alien Blood: The demons, of any subspecies, can have blood that is anywhere on the color wheel (usually yellow, green, or purple), or black. Harpies also have acidic, flammable blood. The coloration is likely a result of secondary pigments in the blood, since judging by their genetics they are almost certainly an evolutionary offshoot of the hominid family from Earth; they should have hemoglobin in their blood. Angels' blood isn't immune to the trope either. Sometimes it's red, more often it's white or silver. It seems that daemon and angelic blood pigment is also a type of blood group.
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The Salvation War / int_c3478f1d	type	Badass Bookworm
The Salvation War / int_c3478f1d	comment	Try six star badass. General of the Armies David Petraeus, who commands the Human Expeditionary Army (by way of the US Army), despite never once handling a weapon during, or being physically on the front lines of a single battle in The Salvation War; see Badass Bookworm. If including his history before The Message, he was once shot in a negligent discharge by a soldier, but simply grunted when he had to have a chest tube inserted without anesthesia. After some discussions about George Washington's rank and seniority), GEN Petraeus may be looking at either a seventh star or a rather convenient reading of the relevant law, considering that he is the de facto "Supreme Allied Commander, Earth and (parts of) Hell"...
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The Salvation War / int_c3585f4a	type	Boom, Headshot!
The Salvation War / int_c3585f4a	comment	Boom, Headshot!: How Satan met his demise, via a ship-to-ship missile. A literal example occurs later, when the YAL-1 that finishes Uriel explodes just after the Angel of Death dies from a laser to the head, due to a catastrophic rupture caused by the physical strain of trying to turn enough to keep the beam on target.
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The Salvation War / int_c3bafbce	type	Satan
The Salvation War / int_c3bafbce	comment	Satan: Apparently the brother of the self-proclaimed god, as well as Uriel. Capable of some kind of telekinesis in addition to the other powers shown.
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The Salvation War / int_c4240537	type	Moral Event Horizon
The Salvation War / int_c4240537	comment	The Soldiers in the PLFH (particularly Aeanas) experience this when they come across the demonic merchants who sell human children as delicacies:
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The Salvation War / int_c515d358	type	America Saves the Day
The Salvation War / int_c515d358	comment	America Saves the Day: Averted. While the Americans provide the backbone of Earth's military response to The Message by virtue of having the most powerful military on the planet, it's very much an international affair, with the British and Russians in particular playing very big parts in some of the initial victories, while the Iranians both opened the first battle over Iraq with an aerial attack and commenced the tank charge that broke a demonic army there. Chapter 41 of Pantheocide lays out just how multinational the war really is: America also ends up being more or less in charge of the entire H.E.A., with General Petraeus being its Supreme Commmander. This was explicitly due to America's logistical and communication abilities being most up to the task.
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The Salvation War / int_c558da6a	type	Gunship Rescue
The Salvation War / int_c558da6a	comment	Gunship Rescue: In demonic wars, sometimes a Duke would hire some of Belial's particular breed of wyverns. It is specifically mentioned that even a few of Belial's wyverns could fulfill this trope. They don't help much against humans. Earlier in the war, human infantry forces at Hit are just barely holding their ground against a demonic Zerg Rush. Cue the Apaches.
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The Salvation War / int_c6695a49	type	MÃªlÃ©e Ã Trois
The Salvation War / int_c6695a49	comment	Mêlée à Trois: Heaven and Hell were more or less in a state of Cold War before the story begin. Then humanity decides to take them both down. The continued hostility between Heaven and Hell is still a major plot point, and as a result, both Satan and Yahweh tend to see conspiracies all around, though as we see in Pantheocide, this isn't necessarily unjustified.
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The Salvation War / int_c75df49a	type	Shout-Out
The Salvation War / int_c75df49a	comment	Abigor prowls some message boards and finds someone who had trolled the story's host site, arguing that a bullet to the head is not an efficient way to kill someone. The same message board had him wondering if humans can really destroy a star...
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The Salvation War / int_cb11543c	type	Cosmic Horror Reveal
The Salvation War / int_cb11543c	comment	Cosmic Horror Reveal: Whatever form it took, The Message was irrefutable proof that God and Satan are real, everyone you know and love is going to hell regardless of virtue, and it's going to happen very soon. Some people obeyed the directive and let themselves die to get it over with. The rest... didn't.
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The Salvation War / int_cb4c72d8	type	Rerouted from Heaven
The Salvation War / int_cb4c72d8	comment	Rerouted from Heaven: Heaven has been closed off for centuries. Everyone who otherwise would have gone there has gone to Hell instead, no matter how faithful they were.
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The Salvation War / int_ccb636fe	type	Kraken and Leviathan
The Salvation War / int_ccb636fe	comment	Kraken and Leviathan: Krakens are aquatic demons that have not much been described, but form the bulk of Dagon's legions. Leviathans are heralds, 100 feet long with six fins and an ability to shoot super-high-pressure water (not seen in the main story).
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The Salvation War / int_cd809603	type	Tank Goodness
The Salvation War / int_cd809603	comment	Tank Goodness: The awesomeness of tanks and the deadly efficiency and effectiveness of mechanized warfare are repeatedly brought to notice, and tank tactics are detailed realistically. That effectiveness is magnified by the fact their enemies have no clue as to what they are and how to fight them. The tanks appearing in the story are all Real Life machines of course; they're already good enough for fighting the demons, without needing to adapt as much as infantry (who needed new, heavier weapons) or air power (which had some problems being deployed to hell, since jets couldn't take the dust & grime).
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The Salvation War / int_cdaa029f	type	Nuclear Weapons Taboo
The Salvation War / int_cdaa029f	comment	Nuclear Weapons Taboo: Surprisingly holds up through most of Armageddon for "economy of force" reasons, then averted in Pantheocide: first a nuke is used in an attempt to assassinate Michael but gets "returned to sender", then GEN Petraeus, Human Expeditionary Army (by way of US Army) is actually given release authority over the H.E.A.'s nuclear, biological and chemical arsenal for the purposes of use in Heaven—to prevent modern human military casualties who might then defect to Gaius Julius Caesar's New Rome. Finally, the author revealed that only air filtration (for aircraft) prevented humanity from simply nuking Hell.
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The Salvation War / int_cdfe12c3	type	Nothing Is Scarier
The Salvation War / int_cdfe12c3	comment	Nothing Is Scarier: Once Akropoulopos, a messenger, reports of the destruction of the road to Dysprosium, he is more terrified of Satan's silence rather than the usual hysterical fit. When Beelzebub's forces are attacking the Russian defensive formation, they charge through artillery and anti-air fire without hesitation. But when the infantry arrive at the opposite shore of the river, they see the effects of Sarin shells on the harpies. Sarin is colorless and odorless, and to fire it, the artillery ceased their barrage. Of all the devastation of that battle by that point, practically the entire demonic army freezes in place when they see, without any explosions or gunfire, tens of thousands of harpies dying under the influence of Sarin. A lesser case is mentioned in Pantheocide when a demon in the human forces holds the line against angels and notes they are the only ones to shout and sing during combat—because humans try revealing as little as possible to the enemy, and the demons believe in the trope.
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The Salvation War / int_d0447c7b	type	Lightning Gun
The Salvation War / int_d0447c7b	comment	Lightning Gun: Demon tridents can be charged to fire ball lightning (nagas are powerful enough "mages" to do so without a trident). Late in the Hell war, a deceased Nazi helps Belial build an artillery-style "great trident" which is much more destructive, but it never sees battlefield use. It's explicitly noted that only the Hell dimension's slightly more permissive physics allow this; when human-made generator-powered tridents are later tested, units made in Hell have a range of over a mile, whereas identical units made on Earth just arc to ground.
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The Salvation War / int_d08595d3	type	Broken Bird
The Salvation War / int_d08595d3	comment	Lemuel-lan being seduced by Bird with a Broken Wing Maion.
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The Salvation War / int_d243518d	type	In Spite of a Nail
The Salvation War / int_d243518d	comment	In Spite of a Nail: The Message comes in 2007, and then the entire world mobilizes to go to war with Hell. It's over before the 2008 presidential election, which has the same result.
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The Salvation War / int_d39e327f	type	What the Hell, Hero?
The Salvation War / int_d39e327f	comment	What the Hell, Hero?: In Pantheocide, Judge Candlass calls out a pair of FBI agents who tried to take advantage of the fact that human laws did not yet take into account the hormone-aided mind-projection abilities of succubi by using the aid of a succubus during the interrogation of a quisling. The wording he uses makes this a Funny Moment. Making this better is that the readers got to vote on whether the quisling would be found guilty, given the method by which her confession was induced. They overwhelmingly voted for "not guilty", despite knowing full well that she was. However, the prosecution then claimed that they had evidence not derived from the interrogation.
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The Salvation War / int_d3c72b6f	type	Tower of Babel
The Salvation War / int_d3c72b6f	comment	Tower of Babel: Near the end of Pantheocide, Petraeus muses on how the Tower of Babel story where Yahweh cursed humans with multiple languages was an attempt to prevent them from uniting against him, similar to what they were doing right now.
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The Salvation War / int_d40e1a9f	type	Break Out the Museum Piece
The Salvation War / int_d40e1a9f	comment	Break Out the Museum Piece: With a severe shortage of combat vehicles, many militaries are forced to recommission planes that were long considered obsolete, such as F-111 fighter planes, piston engined B-25 bombers, and even steam-powered ships until the newer stuff is produced and can replace them. It gets to the point a character muses ironically on whether he'll get to see the Battle of Britain flight with its Spitfires and Hurricanes fly in Hell; then he reminds himself that that can't happen - because they're already patrolling Earth's skies.
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The Salvation War / int_d42fb539	type	Our Monsters Are Weird
The Salvation War / int_d42fb539	comment	Our Monsters Are Weird: A bunch of creatures in the Temple and in the depths of Hell.
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The Salvation War / int_d558b013	type	Un-person
The Salvation War / int_d558b013	comment	Unperson: Abigor is one for Hell from the moment he is sent on a suicide mission for his failure, and until the humans bring him to rule there.
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The Salvation War / int_d62dd556	type	The Chessmaster
The Salvation War / int_d62dd556	comment	The Chessmaster: Loads of them, 90% on the human side, with their king being General Dave Badass Petraeus (seriously, just look at any of his scenes), one with an indefinite side (Michael-Lan), and a few on the demon side who were all out-chessed by humanity and end up being Unwitting Pawns. Abigor too, what with his thinning of his ranks to extend his line to allow envelopment, unprecedented for demonic warfare: unfortunately, he was still several centuries behind the times. The author has explained that the way Heaven was invaded is actually the payoff of Petraeus' plan from as far back as Armageddon???: not only did holding back in invading Hell (i.e. small units committing probing attacks) leave much in reserve, it also left Heaven unprepared for getting "tank rushed" from three directions at once.
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The Salvation War / int_d848560f	type	Unusual Euphemism
The Salvation War / int_d848560f	comment	Unusual Euphemism: In an interesting example, given that the situation has rendered standard religious expletives obsolete, we are treated to a tank commander (and later on, some of the forumites) swearing by General Dynamics Land Systems, the company that made her M1 Abrams.
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The Salvation War / int_d88e125e	type	Our Dragons Are Different
The Salvation War / int_d88e125e	comment	Our Dragons Are Different: Wyverns are nonsapient, have wings instead of forelimbs, and are able to breathe fire. Belial's breed of wyverns is sometimes used in war, and a much larger gold subvariant is used as Satan's personal aerial escort. Hydras are seemingly nonsapient, with seven heads and prehensile tails. They are commanded by the demon Minos at the gate where second-life humans come from; they wrap their tails a certain number of times around a newly-deceased human as instructed by Minos (this number determines where in Hell the human will land) and throw them into the Hellpit. Satan's personal mount is a Greater Harpy Herald/Hydra crossbreed. It has seven heads and the ability to fly clumsily; other than that its abilities are unknown.
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The Salvation War / int_daba19f1	type	Portal Cut
The Salvation War / int_daba19f1	comment	The Minos Gate and its counterpart in Heaven. A permanent portal through which the dead humans enter, but anything that passes through it doesn't come back out. A truck that was backed into it ended up losing the back half. Humans that die see... something... that they forget once they exit the Minos Gate.
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The Salvation War / int_daef39ee	type	Elaborate Underground Base
The Salvation War / int_daef39ee	comment	Elaborate Underground Base: Palelabor definitely counts, and according to the author is a reference to one of Stardestroyer.net's collaborative Dwarf Fortress playthroughs. Yamantau in Russia, where a council of states behind the Human Expeditionary Army is essentially running the world with regards to the war against Heaven. (Several of them though had merely been "lucky" enough to have had demonic heralds proceed towards their capitals, hence the opportunity to gain early prestige by blowing said heralds away.) The Russian engineers chide the Americans about building NORAD inside a mountain, rather than under it like Yamantau.
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The Salvation War / int_db4b76d1	type	Pre-Asskicking One-Liner
The Salvation War / int_db4b76d1	comment	Pre-Asskicking One-Liner: Jade "Broomstick" Kim, one of the first soldiers who died in the war against Hell, has this to say after her and the soldiers she's leading receive military supplies:
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The Salvation War / int_db6230b7	type	Lightning Bruiser
The Salvation War / int_db6230b7	comment	Lightning Bruiser: One of the biggest advantages for the human militaries during the fighting in Iraq was that they're faster tactically and strategically (yes there's a difference) than Abigor's army of foot infantry, "rhinolobster" cavalry, and harpies. Just came up in the invasion of Heaven as of Chapter 65 of Pantheocide, albeit with more emphasis on the "bruiser".
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The Salvation War / int_dc579c91	type	Contrived Coincidence
The Salvation War / int_dc579c91	comment	Contrived Coincidence: How the succubus that forms a cult around herself in England is caught. A RAF Flight Sergeant just happens to enter a garden supply center (to ask for directions) at the same time one of the enthralled people goes there to buy a large quantity of fertilizer (to make IEDs).
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The Salvation War / int_dcbe8a6e	type	Chekhov's Gunman
The Salvation War / int_dcbe8a6e	comment	Chekhov's Gunman: Uriel, strongly hinted throughout Armageddon??? to be (more or less) a Person of Mass Destruction and Yahweh's incoming Super Weapon Surprise. Later is a feared presence throughout the first half of Pantheocide, killing tens of thousands and aging up hundreds of thousands (not to mention killing nearly all animals in the area of effect), though his effectiveness is greatly limited by tinfoil, short duration, and human willpower. He is finally killed in the Battle of Los Angeles, as detailed by other tropes.
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The Salvation War / int_dd9fba61	type	A Rare Sentence
The Salvation War / int_dd9fba61	comment	A Rare Sentence: In chapter 65 of Armageddon???, a US Navy Admiral asks how many carrier groups will be deployed to hell, then quips, "I still can't believe I just said that."
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The Salvation War / int_de9047ac	type	Gambit Pileup
The Salvation War / int_de9047ac	comment	Gambit Pileup: There looked to be more than one massive conspiracy in Heaven. Turned out that a good portion of the upper echelons of the angelic hierarchy was already plotting against Yahweh.
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The Salvation War / int_dfbf8667	type	Right Under Their Noses
The Salvation War / int_dfbf8667	comment	Right Under Their Noses: The SAS got into the Eternal City by walking in through the front gate—the guards just assumed they were servants.
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The Salvation War / int_e0207930	type	Humans Are Special
The Salvation War / int_e0207930	comment	Humans Are Special: Both the demons and some of the angels concede that there's something about humans that makes them special, such as their equal capacities for destruction and forgiveness, their desire to adapt, their habit of asking how things work rather than taking them for granted, and the fact that they don't just fight to "win", but to completely annihilate the enemy. Mildly subverted within the story, as the difference was cultural, though this is huge. The demons could and indeed did adapt several times throughout Armageddon???... they just had no chance to bridge the gap in time. Amusingly, the succubus "Luga" almost mistakes science and engineering for human religions.
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The Salvation War / int_e132a621	type	Fluffy Cloud Heaven
The Salvation War / int_e132a621	comment	Fluffy Cloud Heaven: Not at all, though the streets and buildings are literally made of precious minerals, or at least studded with them.
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The Salvation War / int_e135b3de	type	Pass the Popcorn
The Salvation War / int_e135b3de	comment	Vladimir Putin keeps ending the scenes in Yamantau by asking about plans for invading Heaven and killing Yahweh though eventually subverted. When the invasion of Heaven has finally been confirmed, he ends the scene simply by asking how everyone would like their tea.
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The Salvation War / int_e1ecdac3	type	Our Gods Are Different
The Salvation War / int_e1ecdac3	comment	Our Gods Are Different: Our God Is a Jerk, So We Declared War on Him. Seemingly, he is a highly overgrown angel. Uriel is the youngest brother of aforementioned god; he is able to kill people with his mind, and it can punch through tinfoil hats. The Rest of Our Gods Are Probably Not Going to Be All That Great. Stuart has confirmed the existence of the Aesir (Norse gods) and the Baals. There is also the faction that kept Julius Caesar from being tormented in Hell, who may or may not be equivalent to the 'devils' that make the demons so jumpy.
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The Salvation War / int_e529d5c3	type	Torches and Pitchforks
The Salvation War / int_e529d5c3	comment	Torches and Pitchforks: One of the people who wants to obey Yahweh, but for no apparent reason didn't comply with the Message, organized a protest at the funeral of some of the soldiers fighting in Hell. He was lynched by being dragged to death behind a truck; the driver was charged only with hauling toxic waste. This is one of many incidents that raise concerns about the ongoing active and passive weakening of civil liberties.
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The Salvation War / int_e543a655	type	Light Is Not Good
The Salvation War / int_e543a655	comment	Light Is Not Good: Angels, of course. They are inhumanly beautiful, by all accounts, but also quite dangerous and even sadistic depending on the individual in question.
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The Salvation War / int_e563bf09	type	Insistent Terminology
The Salvation War / int_e563bf09	comment	Insistent Terminology: The masochistic transgender Nephilim tapped to open portals in and out of Hell is called kitten. Note the lack of capitalization. In the words of the Targeteer "Nuclear devices... initiate, not explode." Not only is this present in the story, but on this very page. Second-life soldiers, such as Lieutenant Jade Kim, always have their stated rank followed by the word "deceased" in parentheses. Demons are not devils. Devils are a whole other kind of being, one that the demons don't want to talk about. Deceased humans insist on being called second-lifers, not dead, undead or other euphemisms.
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The Salvation War / int_e624f0e8	type	Suspiciously Specific Denial
The Salvation War / int_e624f0e8	comment	Suspiciously Specific Denial: This little gem in part 17 of Armageddon: "I can honestly say that Her Majesty's Armed Forces have no covert operations groups stationed outside The Eternal City." (Emphasis added) Also, in chapter 84, Michael leaves one for Colonel Stevenson: "Most everybody thinks you killed him. Oh, not you personally, you humans. He was in command of the Incomparable Legion of Light when it was nuked. The Host is certain that he died there."
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The Salvation War / int_e66130bc	type	Word of Dante
The Salvation War / int_e66130bc	comment	Word of Dante: In-Universe. For simplicity's sake, Hell is largely as Dante described it in The Divine Comedy, although Heaven is radically different. It's stated in-story by a demon that they gave him a psychic tour.
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The Salvation War / int_e83c4c85	type	Deadly Force Field
The Salvation War / int_e83c4c85	comment	Deadly Force Field: Yahweh is killed in that manner by an energy attack. His body is stated to be considerably smaller once it's done.
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The Salvation War / int_e851b5	type	The Plan
The Salvation War / int_e851b5	comment	The Plan: A demon plotting against your rivals in a "closed system" (Satan's regime pre-war), is in for surprises when said system that determines the rules is threatened. Somebody on the board summed it up very nicely, by saying that Michael tries to play chess, but the game is Russian roulette.
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The Salvation War / int_e92841f	type	Talking the Monster to Death
The Salvation War / int_e92841f	comment	Talking the Monster to Death: The messenger demon send to Russia gets shot up but survives, which is followed by a local politician starting to recite Putin speeches about how awesome Russia is. Even the military commander pities the messenger.
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The Salvation War / int_e9e35e8f	type	Exact Words
The Salvation War / int_e9e35e8f	comment	Exact Words: Used at least a couple times. When asked as to whether or not they had recon units at the Eternal City without informing H.E.A. central command, the head British officer replies: "I can honestly say that Her Majesty's Armed Forces have no covert operations groups stationed outside The Eternal City." (Bolding ours, in order to further emphasize the bleedin' obvious.) Also used by Michael himself.
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The Salvation War / int_ea8168f	type	Crossover Cosmology
The Salvation War / int_ea8168f	comment	Crossover Cosmology: The story started heading this way in Pantheocide. At first it was just whispers of whoever was guaranteeing Julius Caesar's protection in demon-controlled Hell. Then we learn that there are other extra dimensional factions out there that not even Hell wants to talk about. It's unknown though how many of the deities from human religions actually existed (much less what happened) and how many were simply Yahweh or Satan in disguise. Chapter 75 of Pantheocide confirms that the Aesir, the gods of Norse Mythology, are real and were driven away by Yahweh's forces. In chapter 84, it is confirmed that besides the Aesir, at least the Baals and Olympians exist.
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The Salvation War / int_eaf5a1ac	type	Groin Attack
The Salvation War / int_eaf5a1ac	comment	Groin Attack: The first demon KIA of the Salvation War is killed this way by taking AIM-120 missiles to the nuts. Damn, talk about overkill. Succubi are implied to be really good in bed. That's being said, they also have special eating habits. So, "Never have oral sex with a Succubus." Also, Uriel gets two AIM-120 missiles in the groin after he attacks Los Angeles. OUCH. Capt. Michael Wong, USN would swear for the rest of his life that he saw Uriel's eyes cross from the blow.
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The Salvation War / int_eb81c601	type	Big Damn Heroes
The Salvation War / int_eb81c601	comment	Big Damn Heroes: The defense at Hit, which is protecting one of the flanks of the human army during the first human-demon battle, has gone down to the last defensive perimeter. A suicide bomb car manages to break the demons for some time, and insurgents join the battle with RPGs. Then... Also, the USS Normandy for the people of Eucalyptus Hills in Pantheocide.
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The Salvation War / int_eb8ec7c8	type	Jerkass
The Salvation War / int_eb8ec7c8	comment	Jerkass: God and Satan are competing for "Biggest Jerkass in the Galaxy" here. Karl Rove comes in as a close third with his comments during the destruction of Detroit.
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The Salvation War / int_eb9e6184	type	Stupid Sexy Flanders
The Salvation War / int_eb9e6184	comment	Stupid Sexy Flanders: Michael-lan is so damned beautiful he even makes a straight male human sniper leave off shooting him for a few seconds.
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The Salvation War / int_ec0ce986	type	Spotting the Thread
The Salvation War / int_ec0ce986	comment	Spotting the Thread: After Lemuel learns that he was addicted to drugs without his knowledge at the Montmartre Club, he starts paying a lot of attention when Maion mentions who owns the club.
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The Salvation War / int_ecfbba60	type	Fee Fi Faux Pas
The Salvation War / int_ecfbba60	comment	Fee Fi Faux Pas: A photographic interpreter picks a very bad time to make a seemingly lighthearted joke in Petraeus' Heaven HQ, for which Petraeus just stares at him until he's "feeling thoroughly miserable." Mind you, the interpreter was being flippant to a general faced with the very real possibility of having to nuke the Eternal City's walls—and thus the slums around them—or to nuke the place, an urbanized country in size, en masse... the Eternal City holds around 250 million inhabitants, and the human-angel ratio is guesstimated out-of-story as 10:1. When Detroit is getting destroyed by a lava-portal, Karl Rove remarks that the city's destruction might make the state a Republican one. The rest of the people present were not amused.
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The Salvation War / int_ee7a60e9	type	One-Steve Limit
The Salvation War / int_ee7a60e9	comment	One-Steve Limit: Notably averted by Lieutenant Mike Wong and the Archangel Michael.
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The Salvation War / int_eeaee38c	type	Geeky Turn-On
The Salvation War / int_eeaee38c	comment	Geeky Turn-On: The message board lit up with love for Hillary Clinton after she quoted H.P. Lovecraft in a war room meeting, complete with scaring the others a bit as Cthuhlu might actually be listening. Mind you, this is a setting where that might be possible.
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The Salvation War / int_ef6e5c9d	type	Dictionary Opening
The Salvation War / int_ef6e5c9d	comment	Dictionary Opening: Pantheocide opens with one:
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The Salvation War / int_eff83d77	type	Mundane Utility
The Salvation War / int_eff83d77	comment	Mundane Utility: At the beginning of the series, Nagas used their mighty portal generation abilities to move entire armies between the planes of reality. By the end, they are running a nigh-instantaneous mail delivery service.
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The Salvation War / int_f1d6144a	type	War Is Hell
The Salvation War / int_f1d6144a	comment	War Is Hell: That's how bad this trope hits the demons—they learn exactly how absolutely horrible modern human weaponry can make warfare. Made worse by the fact that they absolutely don't know or understand what is hurting and killing them. Lampshaded in passing by a second-lifer dead at Verdun, who joined Hell's La Résistance and kept amusing his colleagues (intentionally) by bombastically saying how much worse Verdun was compared to Hell. Even worse, with second-lifers being able to heal from almost anything that doesn't kill them—even moreso than the demons and angels—and being bothered by close to nothing else, he is right. Unfortunately, as the sarin showed, they're not the only ones on the receiving end. As of Chapter 70 of Pantheocide, the angels know it now... those that remain, anyway, for however long they have.
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The Salvation War / int_f1e837cc	type	Mind over Matter
The Salvation War / int_f1e837cc	comment	Mind over Matter: Raw, brutal telekinesis is an ability upper-tier demons and angels demonstrate the ability to have; Satan, for example, is able to squish lesser demons to paste with a glance. Uriel has the ability to use his willpower to shut down living bodily functions. At the climax of Pantheocide, Michael and Yahweh have a massive battle of raw willpower that ends with Yahweh being crushed to death. The telekinesis demonstrated does not appear to be particularly fine or precise, instead being sheer, raw mental willpower being pushed into either defensive shields or offensive crushing power—Uriel is the only one hinted at being able to use his power to do anything beyond defense and crushing.
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The Salvation War / int_f25b1ae6	type	Unskilled, but Strong
The Salvation War / int_f25b1ae6	comment	Unskilled, but Strong: Yahweh is described as this when he fights with Michael. Due to being so much stronger than anyone else, he's never learned the need to finely control his power, using far more of it than necessary. By virtue of using bronze-age tactics against humans, the demons can come off as this. While there's definite strategy there, any semblance of it collapses against modern weaponry, and as far as humanity is concerned the demons are just hurling themselves at their bombs and bullets waving their tridents over their heads and screaming.
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The Salvation War / int_f51f4509	type	Tagline
The Salvation War / int_f51f4509	comment	Tagline: "When the Final Trumpet gets called, All Earth Breaks Loose On Hell."
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The Salvation War / int_f56aeb67	type	Alien Invasion
The Salvation War / int_f56aeb67	comment	Alien Invasion: Turns out there's nothing supernatural about demons or angels: they're flesh-and-blood organisms from parallel dimensions to ours, ultimately making what would be a story about the biblical apocalypse this instead, and an easily dealt-with one at that.
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The Salvation War / int_f5a3e496	type	Suspiciously Similar Substitute
The Salvation War / int_f5a3e496	comment	Suspiciously Similar Substitute: David Cameron gets referred to as a "poor clone" of Blair in the narrative during a POV segment of Gordon Brown's.
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The Salvation War / int_f74f567f	type	Bastard Understudy
The Salvation War / int_f74f567f	comment	Bastard Understudy: Michael-lan shows himself to be one in Pantheocide. He is actively yet subtly plotting to take over Heaven by making multiple angels dependent on him for secretly-supplied drugs and decadence while he takes advantage of the war with the humans to get rid of the less controllable angels by having them sent to die in the front lines, effectively on suicide missions, without telling anybody it's suicide to attack the humans head on.
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The Salvation War / int_f76842b1	type	The Fundamentalist
The Salvation War / int_f76842b1	comment	The Fundamentalist: The ones as devout as they claimed to be are mostly dead, except for a few traitors. A lot of leaders, though, were not so devout, and they have either gone into hiding or reversed their positions.
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The Salvation War / int_f7d4f121	type	Mushroom Samba
The Salvation War / int_f7d4f121	comment	Mushroom Samba: Michael-lan reveals that the Book of Revelation came about via him inducing one of these in the future St John of Patmos, apparently out of sheer boredom and a desire to see what would happen if he fed an experimental cocktail of drugs to a random vagabond... which bites Heaven in the ass because Yahweh's been following the prophecies within to the letter, and Heaven doesn't have any fire to rain down for the Fourth Bowl of Wrath. Subsequently remedied when Michael passes off his Return-to-Sender act on the nuke-in-a-drug-cart and the nuking of Tel Aviv as the Fourth Bowl.
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The Salvation War / int_f8e010ce	type	Evil Cannot Comprehend Good
The Salvation War / int_f8e010ce	comment	Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: Played with. The concept of good is completely alien to demons, as in something that they never considered. Abigor is stunned when his captors offer him food and medical treatment, rather than pain and suffering. Eventually many demons decide human kindness is more powerful than anything else.
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The Salvation War / int_f9f2c33	type	Running Gag
The Salvation War / int_f9f2c33	comment	Running Gag: Titus Pullo is almost always confused by whatever Lt. Jade says. Gaius Julius Caesar really likes radios. Vladimir Putin keeps ending the scenes in Yamantau by asking about plans for invading Heaven and killing Yahweh though eventually subverted. When the invasion of Heaven has finally been confirmed, he ends the scene simply by asking how everyone would like their tea. Yahweh throwing tantrums and destroying his throne room whenever Michael brings more news of how spectacularly they are failing to beat the humans quickly becomes a source of amusement for both him and the readers, to the point where Michael manages his reports to try and evoke the most spectacular reactions.
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The Salvation War / int_fa7d3dfe	type	Number Two
The Salvation War / int_fa7d3dfe	comment	Number Two: Number One from the submarines.
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The Salvation War / int_fa8245fb	type	Death Ray
The Salvation War / int_fa8245fb	comment	Death Ray: Roasted alive and in mid-air by an overclocked radar designator, though thanks to his ability to heal Uriel survives the initial attack. Later a YAL-1 delivers the killing shot to Uriel.
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The Salvation War / int_faece9aa	type	The Power of Friendship
The Salvation War / int_faece9aa	comment	The Power of Friendship: What ultimately helps the archangel Michael to kill God. Memnon states compassion to be humanity's most potent weapon.
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The Salvation War / int_fd4f8299	type	Well-Intentioned Extremist
The Salvation War / int_fd4f8299	comment	Well-Intentioned Extremist: Michael could probably be considered this, considering that he recognized the total clusterfuck that Heaven had become, and everything he did was with the full knowledge that unless he could get humanity to target Yahweh and view the angels as his victims, the humans would likely kill every angel they could find.
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The Salvation War / int_feb0e2fe	type	SufficientlyAdvancedAliens
The Salvation War / int_feb0e2fe	comment	Sufficiently Advanced Aliens: Subverted and played straight. This is basically the role angels and demons played in Biblical times. In the present day, however, they are most definitely Insuffiently Advanced. Once the story is underway, it's the humans who are Sufficiently Advanced.
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The Salvation War / int_ffad4e9f	type	Shown Their Work
The Salvation War / int_ffad4e9f	comment	The writing team's extensive knowledge of the military-industrial complex extends not only to knowing what's effective, but also what isn't. Particular targets of vitriolic jabs include Vietnam-era Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara and M113 light tank fanboy Mike Sparks, whose claims to fame include a petition to name the thing after World War II General James Gavin, a boneheaded push to make the M113 the Army's standard armored personnel vehicle.
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The following is a list of statements referring to the current page from other pages.

The Salvation War	hasFeature	A Father to His Men / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	A Hell of a Time / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	A Rare Sentence / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Abusive Precursors / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Alien Blood / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Always Chaotic Evil / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	And a Diet Coke / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	And Some Other Stuff / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Angel Works / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Apocalypse Anarchy / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Archangel Michael / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Archangel Uriel / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Archive Binge / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Aristocrats Are Evil / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Armchair Military / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Artistic License â€“ Economics / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Awesomeness by Analysis / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	BFG / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Badass Bystander / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Badass Israeli / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Bait the Dog / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Beast of the Apocalypse / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Beethoven Was an Alien Spy / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Big Applesauce / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Big Badass Battle Sequence / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Bigger Stick / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Break Out the Museum Piece / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Car Fu / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Chaotic Evil / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Cold Iron / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Crapsaccharine World / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Deadly Force Field / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Deadly Gas / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Death Is Cheap / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Death Ray / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Decoy Getaway / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Defeat Means Friendship / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Demiurge Archetype / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Demon Lords and Archdevils / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Demon Works / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Depleted Phlebotinum Shells / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Determinator / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Devil's Pitchfork / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Didn't See That Coming / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Didn't Think This Through / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Dissonant Serenity / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Do Well, But Not Perfect / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Dragon Rider / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Dystopia Is Hard / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Easy Road to Hell / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Enemy Civil War / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Energy Donation / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Entertainingly Wrong / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Establishing Series Moment / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Evil Genius / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Evil Lawyer Joke / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Evil Versus Evil / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Exploited Immunity / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Fake Weakness / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Fantastic Radiation Shielding / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Fighting Your God / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Fish out of Temporal Water / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Five Rounds Rapid / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Fluffy the Terrible / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Four-Star Badass / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	General Failure / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Giant Equals Invincible / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	God and Satan Are Both Jerks / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	God Is Dead / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	God Is Evil / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Gonna Need More X / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Good Costume Switch / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Good Feels Good / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Good-Looking Privates / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Great Offscreen War / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Gun Porn / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Gunship Rescue / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Hand Cannon / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Healthy in Heaven / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Hell Has New Management / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Hell of a Heaven / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Hell on Earth / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Hellgate / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Hippie Jesus / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Hollow World / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Hopeless War / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Horny Devils / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Human Pet / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Humanity Is Infectious / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Humanity Is Superior / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Humans Advance Swiftly / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	If I Wanted You Dead... / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Immune to Bullets / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Impaled with Extreme Prejudice / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	In Mysterious Ways / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Infernal Paradise / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Inhumanable Alien Rights / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Intrigued by Humanity / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Jesus Was Way Cool / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Kill the God / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Kirk Summation / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Klingon Promotion / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Kudzu Plot / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Last Stand / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Lethal Harmless Powers / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Lightning Gun / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Lovecraft Lite / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Master of None / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Medieval Stasis / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Minor Crime Reveals Major Plot / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Misapplied Phlebotinum / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Modernized God / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Molotov Truck / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Mook Horror Show / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	More Dakka / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Muggles Do It Better / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	My Friends... and Zoidberg / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Nicknaming the Enemy / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	No Such Thing as Wizard Jesus / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Not Worth Killing / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Nuclear Option / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Nuke 'em / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Obfuscating Stupidity / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Only One Afterlife / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Opinion Flip-Flop / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Our Angels Are Different / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Our Demons Are Different / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Our Dwarves Are All the Same / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Our Orcs Are Different / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Our Souls Are Different / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Outside-Context Problem / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Pals with Jesus / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Physical God / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Physical Heaven / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Physical Hell / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Portal Network / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Properly Paranoid / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Psychic-Assisted Suicide / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Psychic Powers / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Rage Against the Heavens / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Red Baron / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Released to Elsewhere / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Rerouted from Heaven / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Restrained Resistance, Reckless Rebellion / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Roaring Rampage of Revenge / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Science Hero / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Screw Your Ultimatum! / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Sense Freak / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Shoot the Messenger / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Showy Invincible Hero / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Shrug of God / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Skip the Anesthetic / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Smite Me, O Mighty Smiter / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Soldier vs. Warrior / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Soldiers at the Rear / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Square-Cube Law / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Succubi and Incubi / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Sufficiently Advanced Alien / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Supernaturally-Validated Trans Person / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Superweapon Surprise / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Sword of Damocles / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Taking Over Heaven / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Talking the Monster to Death / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Tank Goodness / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Teleportation Rescue / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	The Anti-God / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	The Armies of Heaven / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	The Law Firm of Pun, Pun, and Wordplay / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	The Legions of Hell / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	The Magic Versus Technology War / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	The Strategist / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	The Swear Jar / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	The Underworld / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Tinfoil Hat / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	To Hell and Back / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	To Win Without Fighting / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Token Wholesome / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Trapped Behind Enemy Lines / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Treachery Is a Special Kind of Evil / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Trial by Friendly Fire / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Unhappy Medium / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Unskilled, but Strong / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Unspoken Plan Guarantee / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Unstable Equilibrium / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Villain Forgot to Level Grind / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Villain Protagonist / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Villainous Valour / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	We Have to Get the Bullet Out! / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Weird Weather / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Wiki Walk / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Winged Humanoid / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	Word of God / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	World Shapes / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War	hasFeature	You Cannot Grasp the True Form / int_184dc16f
The Salvation War (Web Video)	seeAlso	The Salvation War

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