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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It	comment	Another pseudo-autobiographical novel by Cracked Editor Jason Pargin, This Book Is Full Of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It is the second story about Author Avatar David Wong and the sequel to John Dies at the End.Still living in [Undisclosed] with John (who (probably) didn't die at the end), things seem to be going fine until Dave wakes up with a large spider-monster injecting him with paralyzing venom and trying to burrow into his skull. After a narrow escape wherein a police officer is infected, a massive outbreak occurs, and John "accidentally" texts photos of his genitals to Dave twice, things somehow get worse. Despite the amount of brain-hugging spiders, gruesome deaths, grotesque monsters and nausea/Nightmare Fuel, things get pretty damn funny.Released on October 2nd 2012, This Book Is Full Of Spiders currently has a book trailer and shares JDATE's site.A third book, titled What The Hell Did I Just Read: A Novel of Cosmic Horror, was released October 3rd, 2017.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_116a941b	comment	Applied Phlebotinum: The Soy Sauce, which is required to see the spiders. Also the portals/doors that teleport soy-sauce users randomly around town. The "furgun", which transforms targets or makes things appear out of thin air, based on what the user imagines.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_153299b4	type	Boisterous Bruiser
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_153299b4	comment	Sanguine: John.note Boisterous Bruiser/Cloud Cuckoolander (i.e. wacky, but wields a chainsaw)
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1777688d	type	Genre Savvy
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1777688d	comment	Genre Savvy: As with the previous book, John and Dave frequently anticipate horror tropes, though they're not always right. John flat-out refuses to get onto the elevator with Anna because she's a Creepy Child and doesn't want to be Alone with the Psycho. Instead, he races the elevator and positions himself so that he can blast her the moment the elevator door opens in case she transformed into a monster on the way up. It turns out that she is a monster, but she's not a threat.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1869b4b1	type	Unreliable Narrator
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1869b4b1	comment	Unreliable Narrator: An internet post from Daryl Lombard, Munch's survivalist father, claims that he gave a self-righteous and long-winded speech to John about why he didn't deserve to partake in Daryl's emergency supplies. The real confrontation, described earlier, didn't go down like that at all. Daryl's extreme embellishment of the event also casts doubts on his claims to having an encyclopedic knowledge of practical survival skills. In the end it's revealed that Lance Falconer's entire characterization is made up at the insistence of the real man, who is apparently not nearly as cool. David lampshades it by claiming that Lance does a few humiliating things right after demanding that David not make him look stupid. Dave also indicates he's writing the craziest possible explanation of events, which casts much of the story into suspicion.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1c445e86	type	Poor Communication Kills
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1c445e86	comment	Poor Communication Kills: Thankfully nobody actually dies, but Amy (in a safe area) takes a picture of the news video of Dave's house burning on her cell phone and texts him. Dave sees the photo, thinks she's at his house, and immediately heads back into the danger zone to rescue her. Repeated again when John believes that Dave has been killed and does not tell Amy. This leads to Amy becoming extremely frustrated when John is in no hurry to get back to the quarantine zone and rescue Dave—she doesn't know that John believes there isn't any more Dave to rescue—so she calls the CDC hotline on herself and then groups up with Josh and his wannabe-action-hero friends. This accidentally gets John kidnapped (when he goes to look for Amy, the goons grab him instead) and contributes to the asylum massacre (Amy's speech about how Josh is all talk seems fairly accurate, so he might well have stayed all talk if she hadn't shamed him into taking action).
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1c5002bc	type	The Stoic
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1c5002bc	comment	Phlegmatic: Molly.note The Stoic/Only Sane Man (i.e. indifferent, lazy, neutral, but frequently the hero)
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1d8f9329	type	Deadly Bath
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1d8f9329	comment	Deadly Bath: Dave remembers an incident where something invisible was standing in between him and his running showerhead. Dave even lampooned this trope in the previous book.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1dfbbf31	type	Heterosexual Life-Partners
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1dfbbf31	comment	Heterosexual Life-Partners: Dave and John. Parodied In-Universe when Amy implies that accidentally sending a photo of his genitals twice in a row is somewhat unlikely, and may not be an accident.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1e584efa	type	Cruel and Unusual Death
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_1e584efa	comment	Cruel and Unusual Death: Curing a case of brain spiders is either "finding out what a chainsaw tastes like", or a bullet in the brain followed by having face-melting acids poured into the wound/mouth. Carlos has a habit of killing his victims by eviscerating people who sit down outside. It later turns out he's a decent guy that can see who is infected, and simply gives them an arguably preferable death of having organs swiftly torn out (as opposed to slow-death by spider possession, transformation and gradual decay).
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_20a14df0	type	Wrong Genre Savvy
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_20a14df0	comment	Wrong Genre Savvy: The zombie survivalist hipsters. Watching Resident Evil and Night of the Living Dead (1968) thirty thousand times, unfortunately, doesn't translates to being an effective zombie slayer. They kill a lot of innocent people and get killed by the monsters because they have no damn clue of how these monsters actually function, no idea of how to differentiate infected from non-infected, and Storming the Castle doesn't works if you have no idea of where the castle actually is.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_222dc873	type	Black Comedy
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_222dc873	comment	Black Comedy: The story is about 75% comedy and 25% horror.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_22cf536c	type	Chekhov's Gun
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_22cf536c	comment	Chekhov's Gun: The mysterious green box, which, as it turns out, contains a very strange gun that gets used in the final chapters. Amy's "Velvet Elvis" Jesus painting becomes very important in the climax.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_24321e44	type	Only Sane Man
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_24321e44	comment	Burning down the house with the spider eggs in it is exactly the wrong thing to do. Falconer realizes this immediately. Dr. Tennet points out during the third act how several of their attempts at saving the day actually made things worse in the long run.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_2534ee67	type	In Medias Res
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_2534ee67	comment	In Medias Res: The plot tends to favor jumping between narrators (Dave, John, Amy and Molly) over a completely chronological plot. This later comes into effect as a reveal when the "Massacre at Ffirth Asylum" is unveiled to have already happened.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_2562da69	comment	Great Escape: The second section of the book is about trying to escape the hospital lockdown.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_272abb98	type	Shoot the Shaggy Dog
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_272abb98	comment	Shoot the Shaggy Dog: Not the ending, thankfully, but the sideplot with Amy hitching a ride with a bunch of zombie nerds hoping to kill some zeds as well as the sideplot of David helping to break out some of the friends he'd made during a memory blackout at the quarantine both end in the zombie nerds accidentally murdering the escapees in a panic, which draws the actual zombies to their location and murders them all.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_2be271c7	type	Hollywood Hacking
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_2be271c7	comment	Hollywood Hacking: Averted. When Amy needs to get into REPER's computers, she starts with a Boring, but Practical real hacking trick: see if anybody wrote their password down. She figures that any sufficiently complicated security system probably involves so many different passwords that the employees can't memorize all of them and have to keep a list somewhere, and a quick search of the nearest desk proves her right.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_2cc5703c	type	Potty Emergency
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_30d71ee	type	Flaying Alive
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_30d71ee	comment	Flaying Alive: The REPER blacksuits; at least two are seen without masks, and both lack skin and have spiders for eyes.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_314c56b9	comment	Time Stands Still: When John takes the Soy Sauce again, he gains the ability to freeze time. However, he can't actually manipulate his frozen environment. This leads to some interesting moments, like when he climbs a column of smoke or cuts himself on an immovable moth suspended in midair.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_34dd5f3	type	La RÃ©sistance
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_34dd5f3	comment	La RÃ©sistance: OGZA, who are a collection of zombie-enthusiasts situated outside Undisclosed.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3946634e	type	The Smart Guy
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3b99a9e0	comment	Reality Warper: The furgun can make its wielder into one, but it's very difficult to control.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3bc88a7f	type	Foregone Conclusion
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3bc88a7f	comment	Foregone Conclusion: Every section opens with a countdown to something occurring, being it the Outbreak, the massacre at the asylum, or [Undisclosed] being bombed.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3c0a4666	type	Noodle Incident
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3c0a4666	comment	Noodle Incident: Invoked. The disclaimer before Molly's chapter states that any explanation for how the author acquired it would be less satisfying than what the reader could come up with themselves.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3dd3951e	type	Cowboy Cop
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3ef2e095	type	Beware the Living
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3ef2e095	comment	Beware the Living: Present and accounted for with the hipsters and other folks, who are all mentioned to have killed uninfected people out of paranoia.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3fca462c	type	Deus ex Machina
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_3fca462c	comment	Weaponized with The Fur Gun, which apparently materialises or edits whatever the wielder wants or needs. Just as the monsters close in and it seems like the conspiracy will go off without the hitch, a Deus ex Machina is literally invoked when one of the main characters' obsession with a cheap kitschy painting of Jesus becomes a Godlike divine smiter firing laser death rays from its eyes after it's struck by the Fur Gun in desperation.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_40bb59d0	comment	Blatant Lies: A in-universe post taken from Free Republic describes a confrontation between John and Munch's Dad, from Munch's Dad's perspective. He claims to have said things he clearly didn't and gotten responses that not only John didn't say but probably would never say, in an attempt to make himself sound better and John sound worse.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_4192763e	type	Malaproper
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_4192763e	comment	Malaproper: John. A lot.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_45007296	type	Metaphorgotten
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_45007296	comment	Metaphorgotten: Dr. Tennet uses a fast-food metaphor to explain everyone's role in things in Book 3. Naturally, everyone gets a little confused:
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_496569e8	type	Race Against the Clock
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_496569e8	comment	Book 3 starts 12 hours until the aerial bombing of Undisclosed. This fits the trope best, because it's a scheduled event that people know about far enough in advance to actually Race Against the Clock.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_49bde8a	type	Traintop Battle
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_49bde8a	comment	Traintop Battle: Falconer is implied at one point to have fought somebody on top of a moving train on at least one occasion. When asked about it, he only describes it as "windy". This is likely part of David exaggerating Falconer into a badass.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_4b316d47	type	Break the Cutie
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_4b316d47	comment	Break the Cutie: The reason Undisclosed is saved from eradication; since John is recording Amy cradling Molly's corpse after Molly is shot by the Army, the world takes sympathy and no longer views Undisclosed as a monster-infested city beyond redemption.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_504a1991	type	Body Horror
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_504a1991	comment	Body Horror: The spiders, which burrow into the victim's brain, before permanently attaching themselves to the host's brain and altering their nervous system and body, making the only cure death. Except, the Spiders turn out to be sentient and point out that a lot of humans have them inside them without any adverse effects. In short, making Spider-Brain not a big deal. A quality our antiheroes aren't quite sure how to deal with.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_525df529	type	Not Using the "Z" Word
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_525df529	comment	Not Using the "Z" Word: Inverted. Everyone immediately starts calling the infected "zombies," even though they're not. The government calls them Zulus, specifically to encourage citizens to make the zombie connection and not question REPER's mass bombing of the town.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_537dd8fe	type	Affably Evil
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_537dd8fe	comment	Affably Evil: Dr. Tennet is always extremely polite and professional, to the point of supplying coffee and tea during his villain monologue. He explains that he honestly thinks that he's doing the best thing for humanity. The closest he gets to being mean-spirited is calling John a manchild for, in Tennet's opinion, refusing to accept what he believes is a good idea in uniting America under fear of the 'other' by way of a zombie threat.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_56635771	type	Recurring Character
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_56635771	comment	Recurring Character: The Shadow People briefly reappear, as does Dr. Marconi. One mention of Korrok, the Big Bad of the previous book, is made.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_5a62e8d0	type	SlidingScaleOfComedyAndHorror
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_5a62e8d0	comment	Sliding Scale of Comedy and Horror: The previous book was fairly balanced, but here things slide far more towards the "Horror" end.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_5caef4ca	type	Chainsaw Good
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_5caef4ca	comment	Chainsaw Good: John asserts that only "cure" to spider infection involves "finding out what a chainsaw tastes like". He later uses a chainsaw to decapitate an infected Frankie. John's enthusiasm for chainsaws is a bit of a Call-Back to David's assertion in the previous book about how chainsaws make the absolute dumbest weapons.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_5d1eca88	type	Awesome McCoolname
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_5d1eca88	comment	Awesome McCoolname: Detective Lance Falconer, which Dave notes it's the type of name you find on Miami Vice-style cops who have gunfights all the time and own gull-wing sports cars. The epilogue implies Dave made that name up for him to specifically sound badass.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_5ff9310b	type	Painful Transformation
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_5ff9310b	comment	Painful Transformation: When people "monster out", their anatomy typically distorts and twists until their limbs turn into weapons. Considering an infected Franky seemingly resists the parasite long enough to whisper something important to Dave, it's safe to assume the host is aware through the process.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_60414102	type	Zombie Apocalypse
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_60414102	comment	Zombie Apocalypse: Discussed and thoroughly deconstructed. The public is quick to jump onto the idea that a zombie apocalypse has occurred, and all sorts of people who have fantasized about it occurring spring into action. Some are geeky horror fans, like the people who try to help Amy, while others are self-important survivalists, like Munch's father Daryl.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_605cf3f	type	Something Only They Would Say
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_605cf3f	comment	Something Only They Would Say: Anna is identified several times by the fact that she calls David "Walt".
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_627f7c90	type	Genghis Gambit
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_627f7c90	comment	Genghis Gambit: "Them"'s partial reasoning for causing an otherworldly zombie outbreak is in uniting America and the world against a threat of outsiders - in this case, the possibility your neighbor is now a mutant brain-eating zombie infected by spiders. Unfortunately, this both means importing in extradimensional monsters who are fully aware of their formerly-human status and is also about using paranoia to divide and conquer humanity... ...and take over the world in case the monsters spread.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_6439de78	type	Heroic Sacrifice
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_6439de78	comment	Heroic Sacrifice: According to Marconi, a sacrifice is required to stop the infection once and for all. Dave thinks it's him. At the end it turns out to be Molly, who jumps in front of a bullet headed for Amy while time is frozen at the climax. The footage of Molly's death and Amy crying over her make the world realize that Undisclosed isn't full of infected as everyone had thought.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_65bc92fc	type	Four-Temperament Ensemble
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_65bc92fc	comment	Four-Temperament Ensemble: Sanguine: John.note Boisterous Bruiser/Cloud Cuckoolander (i.e. wacky, but wields a chainsaw) Choleric: Dave.note Determinator/Byronic Hero (i.e. persistent and calls the shots) Melancholic/Supine: Amy.note The Smart Guy/Shrinking Violet (i.e. good with computers and logic, but emotionally unstable) Phlegmatic: Molly.note The Stoic/Only Sane Man (i.e. indifferent, lazy, neutral, but frequently the hero)
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_6627695f	type	Author Appeal
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_6627695f	comment	Author Appeal: Part way through the book, Dunbar's number makes an appearance to explain a plot point. Pargin/Wong has written about this previously on Cracked.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_66755d29	type	Author Avatar
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_66755d29	comment	Author Avatar: David Wong stars in a book by David Wong. (Though technically the author's real name is Jason Pargin).
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_680f950	type	Gilligan Cut
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_680f950	comment	Gilligan Cut: The countdown chapter headings cause these: After burning his house down, Dave breathes a sigh of relief and states that there will be no outbreak. On the next page, the counter has jumped to "8 Hours Prior to the Outbreak". The gang seems to have averted the impending aerial bombing, and Dave happily states that everything is working out. The next page is "15 Minutes Until the Aerial Bombing of Undisclosed".
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_6cc39b20	type	Puppeteer Parasite
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_6cc39b20	comment	Puppeteer Parasite: Name-dropped near the end.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_768fb522	type	Side Effects Include...
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_768fb522	comment	Side Effects Include...: Parodied in a promo, which lists brain spiders cause side effects such as "thinking all babies look the same" and "having dreams where all your teeth fall out".
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_7d34f23a	type	Reckless Gun Usage
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_7d34f23a	comment	Survivalists and people with a fetish for the apocalypse are made targets, regardless of what their particular flavor is. The zombie apocalypse fanboys are a bunch of clueless geeks who have no idea how to properly handle their weapons, and in the end accomplish nothing more than killing a bunch of innocent people before getting effortlessly massacred by the real monsters. The Free Republic guy likes to pose as a survivalist to his online buddies, but the encounter with him shows him as a posturing fake. The militias going around town trying to take care of the problem on their own probably did nothing but kill innocent people or each other, considering that they racked up a body count in the hundreds and the infection was never bigger than about 70 people. And the bit where David sees what happens when the US Army takes on the monsters makes it pretty clear that the idea of the Army being overrun by zombies, or ordinary people succeeding in surviving and thriving against a threat that the Army's resources fail against is really pretty laughable.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_7d89315b	type	"The Reason You Suck" Speech
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_7d89315b	comment	"The Reason You Suck" Speech: Daryl Lombard, Munch's father, claims to have given two separate, long-winded speeches to John about why John is a waste of flesh, then decides that if he ever sees John again, he'll gloat some more. This didn't actually happen. Amy gives an actual one to the zombie enthusiasts, telling them how woefully unprepared they actually are to face down a zombie menace. She's right.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_7eebe99c	type	The Alcoholic
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_7eebe99c	comment	The Alcoholic: John is revealed to go into withdrawal when he hasn't had a drink in a while. Also, when he first fires the "fur gun," it makes a beer larger, implying that he was thinking about having a big drink at that moment.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_7fbb2a3	type	Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_7fbb2a3	comment	Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Burning down the house with the spider eggs in it is exactly the wrong thing to do. Falconer realizes this immediately. Dr. Tennet points out during the third act how several of their attempts at saving the day actually made things worse in the long run. Amy is just trying to get to her boyfriend, and she does try to rein them in, but talking Josh's group into actually doing to Undisclosed turns out...badly. Suffice to say that more heavily-armed people ready to shoot anybody who twitches funny is pretty much the last thing the place needs—still less so when those people have absolutely no real-world gun experience. (At least the locals forming an angry mob don't accidentally point their firearms at each others' heads).
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8344209e	type	BFG
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8344209e	comment	BFG: John's triple-barreled shotgun he bought at a gun show. Loaded with scattershot on the outside barrels and a slug on the middle barrel, John says it can cut down a tree with one blast.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_850258ca	type	I Know Mortal Kombat
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_850258ca	comment	I Know Mortal Kombat: Defied. The zombie enthusiasts believe that they have gained practical knowledge and skills by watching zombie movies and playing zombie video games, but it turns out that they have no idea how to handle firearms or defend themselves.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8618825d	type	Portal Network
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8618825d	comment	Portal Network: Dave and John use one consisting of doors that lead to other places to get around Undisclosed (and in and out past the quarantine). A dressing room and a portable toilet are shown.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_863fa679	type	What Happened to the Mouse?
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_863fa679	comment	What Happened to the Mouse?: It's not stated what actually happens to Carlos and Anna, but it's implied they're incinerated in the airstrike.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8774fb47	type	Eldritch Abomination
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8774fb47	comment	Eldritch Abomination: The Shadow Men.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8ae880f7	type	Deconstruction
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8ae880f7	comment	Deconstruction: Of Zombie Apocalypse fantasies. A bunch of zombie movie fans leap at the chance to enact all their detailed plans for surviving the apocalypse, only to discover that they're completely unprepared and die horribly after killing dozens of innocent people. Dr. Marconi notes that zombies are the perfect villain: an enemy that can be destroyed without any guilt, since the enemy is already dead. Also not only does the military effectively contain the infection, but do so in a relatively short timespan, with the entire story taking place over only a week or so.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8ba9512b	type	Our Zombies Are Different
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8ba9512b	comment	Our Zombies Are Different: Not long after the outbreak, people of the internet quickly begin using the term "zombie" despite the fact that the outbreak is caused by a spider-like Puppeteer Parasite that can mutate humans in many different ways.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8e20979	type	Wham Episode
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8e20979	comment	Wham Episode: Maybe don't be holding anything you'd mind dropping when The Massacre At Ffirth Asylum finally happens.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8e5c862	type	Ancient Conspiracy
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_8e5c862	comment	Ancient Conspiracy: "Them", who are revealed to be involved in the spider outbreak.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_91c651a1	type	Guilt-Free Extermination War
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_91c651a1	comment	Guilt-Free Extermination War: REPER can get away with wiping Undisclosed off the map simply because they're the only force in town, and can twist events however they want (despite there only being an estimated 70 infected left by the end of the outbreak).
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_92cca75b	type	Ret-Gone
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_92cca75b	comment	Ret-Gone: The Shadow Men have the power to erase anything from existence so thoroughly that it will never even have existed at all. That's how Amy lost her hand.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_93139cf0	type	Bookshelf of Authority
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_93139cf0	comment	Bookshelf of Authority: Dr. Tennet is shown in front of a bookshelf of books he has written, foreshadowing a later revelation that the shadow people (bad guys) are using him for their own purposes.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_970c790a	type	Big Bad
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_970c790a	comment	One mention of Korrok, the Big Bad of the previous book, is made.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_98c2a8f2	type	Humans Are Cthulhu
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_98c2a8f2	comment	Humans Are Cthulhu: Dr Tennet tells a story about a laundry room that seems to be haunted by a monster, but realizes that the noise is caused by a hive of bees living in the wall and burns out the hive. He concludes that the laundry room was haunted by a murderous monster: himself.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_9c1f758a	type	Kill It with Fire
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_9c1f758a	comment	Kill It with Fire: When John and Dave realize that there's an entire nest of the spiders in Dave's bedroom, they decide the best course of action is to just burn the entire house down.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_9c45b5a2	type	What Measure Is a Non-Human?
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_9c45b5a2	comment	What Measure Is a Non-Human?: Starts becoming a major theme in Book 3, especially when it's revealed that there are many infected people that have remained almost entirely unchanged. They're basically just regular people with the possibility of "monstering out" in the future, much like David.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_9d3b4703	type	This Is Reality
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_9d3b4703	comment	This Is Reality: Amy's rant at the hipsters, who seemingly relish being in a zombie apocalypse due to their obsession with zombie games and movies; Amy even later points out Josh is so unqualified to use a gun he has pointed his loaded weapon at her several times while talking. Unsurprisingly, their carelessness and inexperience results in them accidentally murdering a whole group of innocents they mistook for zombies, then dying horribly when the actual monsters show up.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_a1d70162	type	I Just Shot Marvin in the Face
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_a1d70162	comment	I Just Shot Marvin in the Face: Conversed when Amy informs Josh that, while loading his gun, he accidentally pointed the barrel of his gun at her head four times.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_a698ad42	type	City with No Name
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_a698ad42	comment	City with No Name: Undisclosed's name is still withheld, even though the events of this story supposedly made national news, so everyone should already know what town Dave is talking about.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_a7850fbf	type	Only Known by Their Nickname
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_a7850fbf	comment	Only Known by Their Nickname: Molly's chapter reveals she only knows Dave as "Meatsmell", namely because she admires his ability to have constantly meat-scented breath. Although it's never mentioned in the sequel, David and John are still known only by their aliases.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_ab5eea65	type	Dramatic Irony
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_ab5eea65	comment	Dramatic Irony: In the Best Buy, David knocks several people over trying to escape to find Amy. It's heavily implied in her later POV chapter that one of them is Amy.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_acf33d00	type	Nice Job Fixing It, Villain
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_acf33d00	comment	Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: John and Dave are able to get to the furgun and stop the shadow people by using Amy's phantom hand, which is implied to have been caused by the shadow people.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_b17f6a27	type	I Did What I Had to Do
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_b17f6a27	comment	I Did What I Had to Do/Just Following Orders: Dr. Tennet's justification for trying to nuke Undisclosed; namely, it isn't his concern why, he's simply ordering the destruction of Undisclosed because it needs to be done. He and several other antagonists see themselves as trying to prevent the apocalypse, protecting the world from the horrific consequences of incompetent idealists and self-interested fools. Their relationship with The Man Behind the Man is nuanced.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_b2e94341	type	Based on a Great Big Lie
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_b2e94341	comment	Based on a Great Big Lie: Same as John Dies at the End, the book pretty much insists it's based on truth. Lampshaded in the conclusion when Detective Lance Falconer asks Wong to fabricate his details to make him cooler.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_b2f78aac	type	Acronyms Are Easy as Aybeecee
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_b2f78aac	comment	Acronyms Are Easy as Aybeecee: Dave mishears REPER as "raper" and double checks he isn't getting the wrong idea. Amy initially thinks the word's "Reaver". "Like from 'Firefly'".
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_b53077b3	type	Take That!
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_b53077b3	comment	Take That!: It's an easy shot, but the way in which Daryl's post on Free Republic conveniently edits his encounter with John is almost identical to how a lot of outside observers figure that the regulars on that forum edit everything that happens to them. Survivalists and people with a fetish for the apocalypse are made targets, regardless of what their particular flavor is. The zombie apocalypse fanboys are a bunch of clueless geeks who have no idea how to properly handle their weapons, and in the end accomplish nothing more than killing a bunch of innocent people before getting effortlessly massacred by the real monsters. The Free Republic guy likes to pose as a survivalist to his online buddies, but the encounter with him shows him as a posturing fake. The militias going around town trying to take care of the problem on their own probably did nothing but kill innocent people or each other, considering that they racked up a body count in the hundreds and the infection was never bigger than about 70 people. And the bit where David sees what happens when the US Army takes on the monsters makes it pretty clear that the idea of the Army being overrun by zombies, or ordinary people succeeding in surviving and thriving against a threat that the Army's resources fail against is really pretty laughable.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_bcd27e37	type	Improbable Aiming Skills
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_bcd27e37	comment	Improbable Aiming Skills: The UAVs at the hospital, which can snipe a moving target in windy conditions at night by a pilot several states away, preventing people from hopping the razor-wire fencing. Handwaved as being done through a computer that compensates for variables.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_beb9a361	type	Anti-Hero
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_beb9a361	comment	Anti-Hero: Dave and John are, by their own admission, a couple of screw-ups, but they're not without their heroic attributes.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_bf110089	type	Break Them by Talking
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_bf110089	comment	Break Them by Talking: Lampshaded. When Dr Tennet insists that he's one of the good guys, Dave wonders why, if that's the case, he's delivering a villain monologue.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c042eee9	type	Invisible to Normals
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c042eee9	comment	Invisible to Normals: The spiders, which prompts the CDC to assume an airborne, flesh-eating disease is what's causing people to get torn apart. Even Frankie doesn't realize he has a spider crawling on him until it's crawling down his throat and burrowing into his skull.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c25c7890	type	Fun with Acronyms
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c25c7890	comment	Fun with Acronyms: In keeping with real-life official names such as the CDC and the FDA, fictional organizations include REPERnote (Rapid Exotic Pathogen Eradication slash Research) and OGZAnote (Outbreak Ground Zero Alpha) .
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c3c18143	type	Hope Spot
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c3c18143	comment	Hope Spot: Early in the book, it looks like John has solved the problem by torching a house. Then we meet Halfface Firefighter Bloodyhead Spinbones, and things... become much worse.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c4db6423	type	Yank the Dog's Chain
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c4db6423	comment	Yank the Dog's Chain: Several times. A notable example is in the penultimate chapter. After Dave comes to terms with the fact that a sacrifice is necessary, he willingly lays down his life for Amy, only for Molly to do the same for him. Ouch.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c696f3ba	type	Heroic Willpower
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c696f3ba	comment	Heroic Willpower: Carlos may be infected and "monstered out", but he's in control of his senses. He can also control his transformation and re-assume a human form.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c75df49a	type	Shout-Out
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c75df49a	comment	Shout-Out: To Firefly: When REPER bursts onto the scene, Amy thinks they said "Reavers," "like from Firefly". Aliens, when the leader of the Hipster Zombie-Hunters says, "They're coming out of the goddamn walls!" John stops time and explains that it's like Saved by the Bell, apparently referring to Zach Morris's Breaking the Fourth Wall moments.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c7b04681	type	Unpredictable Results
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c7b04681	comment	Unpredictable Results: The "fur gun," which runs on the thoughts of the user, but the user has no idea how they'll manifest.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c8146c52	type	Synthetic Plague
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c8146c52	comment	Synthetic Plague: Implied with the spiders, the black suit REPER guards and the case with Carlos & Anna. Threatened by Dr. Tennet, who implies the defector Amy contacts can be injected with a disease that will turn him into a monstrous cannibal.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c92cf19a	type	Undead Child
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_c92cf19a	comment	Undead Child: Averted. The parasite responsible for the zombie outbreak is apparently unable to infect children. A wrench is thrown into things when John and Dave meet Anna, a little girl quarantined with the rest of them. Sure enough, she's actually a monster. This is a significant departure from an earlier draft of the book, where the villains tried to take advantage of the psychological implications of this trope by making an elementary school the intended epicenter of the outbreak, which would have led to this memorable line:
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_cc28f3bf	type	Not That Kind of Doctor
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_cc28f3bf	comment	Not That Kind of Doctor: Dave is surprised to find out that Dr. Marconi has medical knowledge - he thought his doctorate was in "ghosts or something".
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_ceabe589	comment	Incoming Ham: John, after vaulting the asylum wall in the Caddie shouts, "DID SOMEONE ORDER SOME FUCKING PRISON BREAK WITH A SIDE OF SHOTGUN?".
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_d17d7135	comment	Death by Genre Savviness: Despite Amy pointing out that liking zombie media does not make one a zombie expert, the hipsters still charge the Ffirth Asylum and all die horribly. Averted with Amy, who, despite realizing This Is Real Life and they'll die if they enter the Ffirth Asylum, is physically unscathed in the event. Also invoked with TJ who, after lampshading that the Black Dude Dies First, dies first in the Ffirth Asylum Massacre.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_d39e327f	comment	What the Hell, Hero?: After David accidentally triggers the Massacre At Ffirth Asylum, Owen puts him on impromptu trial and tears him down so thoroughly that even Dave himself can't give a reason for why he shouldn't be executed immediately.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_d7b34c31	comment	Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": Everyone in the hospital refers to Dave as "Spider-man" because he's the only one who can see the spiders.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_db71d717	comment	Thanatos Gambit: Dr. Tennet sacrifices himself to his own monsters to prompt the army into restarting their cleansing of Undisclosed.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_dbb414ed	comment	Hand Wave: In the "Molly" chapter, Dave announces that he's not going to explain how he managed to include a dog's perspective on a sequence of events, not to mention she's dead by the time he writes the book. If anyone could do it, though, it seems like he could.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_dbbaed55	type	Monster Is a Mommy
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_dbbaed55	comment	Monster Is a Mommy: Carlos, who is revealed to be a perfectly sane monster/man trying to protect his harmless monster daughter, Anna. His murders are also justified as he can detect non-humans with greater ease than Dave, and only consumes infected people who evaded detection. It's implied that the spiders are sentient beings like Carlos trying to survive.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_de56f2bf	type	Would Be Rude to Say "Genocide"
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_de56f2bf	comment	Would Be Rude to Say "Genocide": Dr. Tennet, who is fine with nuking a city full of innocents to kill some infected. He justifies it because it's beyond his authority and probably for the best.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_e0c470a1	comment	The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: Amy didn't lose her hand in a car crash. A Shadow Man deletes her hand by walking through it, and reality retroactively rearranges itself to explain the loss with a mundane event. As Amy has been one-handed for the whole series, the Shadow Men's powers not only retconned the book's reality, but ours as well.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_e150c4c7	comment	Manchild: Amy's opinion of the college students that are set on killing zombies. Dr. Tennet calls John one (accurate), and acts as if Falconer is one as well, though The Reveal that the very traits that led to Falconer seeming immature are fabricated makes it questionable how much of this scene is to be believed.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_e567510d	comment	Choleric: Dave.note Determinator/Byronic Hero (i.e. persistent and calls the shots)
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_f237981e	comment	The Alleged Car: John's Caddie, which has a stereo that's always blasting a Creedence Clearwater Revival tape at max volume. It's such a piece of junk that the looters don't even bother to steal it. Which is good, because the trunk contained several guns and a flamethrower.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_f3d5d15f	comment	Creepy Child: Anna, an unattended little girl at the Ffirth Asylum with a crusty teddy bear. The protagonists treat her cautiously, as if they're half-expecting her to reveal herself to be some kind of monster at any moment. To everyone's surprise, although it turns out she is a monster, she doesn't want to kill our heroes.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_ff6ae1f6	comment	Evil-Detecting Dog: Molly can easily tell monsters from people, but is too indifferent to actually do anything about it.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It / int_ff934825	comment	Evil, Inc.: REPER. Think the CDC, but evil.
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