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Can't Argue with Elves

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This species is better than you — and just about whatever is not them. They are taller, thinner, prettier, more graceful, better-read, more intelligent, more environmentally conscious, more socially progressive, less aggressive or confrontational (while still being fearsome warriors), and better craftspeople, too.
In fact, the only quality this species seem to be lacking is humility. Whenever you have a group that thinks itself as just completely superior to anyone else and ignores all arguments against it, you have this trope.
Even if they are supposed to be humble, they can't resist lecturing humans on their errant ways or pointing out humanity's flaws. If you try to argue or mock them back, they will just sniff disdainfully and proceed to destroy your argument (even if it doesn't make sense), proving them "right" once again.
Not a bad thing if the creator intends for the species in question to be conceited jerks ripe for some much-deserved humbling. However, it's just as common for the species to be treated by the narrative as fully justified despite their frustrating arrogance, particularly if the creator has an axe to grind.
As the trope name suggests, haughtiness is a common trait of elves in particular, and Screw You, Elves! is for humans who do take offense (and make it very clear). In contrast with humans, dwarves are not only allowed but expected to argue with elves.
If the species makes this argument to justify abusing or conquering "lesser" races, they're operating on The Right of a Superior Species.
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Most elves in Sluggy Freelance avoid this trope, being more on the cookie and/or toy making side of the elf spectrum. However, the "Years of Yarncraft" storyline does reference elves as "mythological hotties who wouldn't give humanity the time of day."
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The Hobbit trilogy:
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug has Thranduil and the Wood-Elves. They're downright hostile, taking the Dwarves as prisoner indefinitely and confiscating all their belongings just for trespassing in Mirkwood. Thorin does get to literally argue with them, though; the Elves treat Goblins/Orcs even more summarily.
Then in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, Thranduil first tries to force the Dwarves to fork over some treasures he wants. Then after the Orcs attack, he decides to pull out after some fighting, which would mean abandoning the Humans and Dwarves to be slaughtered. And when called on it, his answer boils down to, "And?"
Through all of this, however, Thranduil is not necessarily depicted as right. He's right sometimes, but then so is Thorin, and Bard, and Bilbo, and Gandalf, and plenty of other non-elves. His Jerkass tendencies eventually lead to his son Legolas, the last person he cared about, leaving him.
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This, and the character types associated with it, are deconstructed with Aresia in Justice League. Stories like Amazons Attack! notwithstanding, the Amazons are typically portrayed as a superior people, with superior morality, strength, and wisdom to those of "man's world." The bulk of Amazons act like this: dismissive of non-Amazons and appealing to man's world's obvious inferiority when anyone challenges them on it. Wonder Woman, on the other hand, tends more towards "yeah, they're inferior, but it's our duty to protect them from themselves." After a few arcs where both of these are called out, Aresia — a non-Amazon who's been raised under the Amazons' Can't Argue With Elves mentality, takes it to its logical conclusion and attempts to kill all men on the planet and taking this stance with everyone who tried to stop her — even Wonder Woman herself.
Even WW is Not So Above It All sometimes; a particularly infamous example is an incident where she is confronted by an angry mob, the leader of which is an angry heavyset man holding an effigy of her, calling her out for her callous behavior towards the collateral damage supers like her can inflict. Wonder Woman's response? Rope the man with her Lasso of Truth so that he spills about secretly being a crossdresser, publicly humiliating him and causing the crowd to disperse. While the man was using some rather crass language to describe WW, his point about her carelessness towards innocents was nonetheless valid but Wonder Woman is depicted as being in the right.
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The elves in 8-Bit Theater parody this aspect of elves, making them so obsessed with their own superiority that they believe all other races, and even some of the gods, exist as leftover genetic material that wasn't good enough for elves. This may also go some way towards explaining why they're on technological par with humans in spite of a 9,000-year head start. Maybe Fighter wasn't the one who needed the trial of sloth. Another way they parodied this trope was by having being human be illegal in the elven lands and if you bother asking why or pointing out how unfair and stupid that law is, then you'd better have an argument about round ears being better than pointy ones or they won't take your claim/question seriously.
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Star Trek: Insurrection: The Space Amish Ba'ku live in idyllic harmony, and the audience is expected to see them as justified in all their assertions.
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The Order of the Stick. Try arguing with Vaarsuvius. In On the Origin of PCs, Haley basically smacked V on top of the head after one too many "And the problem with that would be...?" replies to her reasons why elves can't be allowed to be inherently superior to the other races.
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In Errant Story, the elves' belief in their own superiority has led to multiple instances of genocide. Considering the trolls to be flawed and mistaken creations of their gods, they made a pretty good effort at exterminating them but did not succeed. They nearly did the same thing to humans before deciding to instead "uplift" the humans by using them as servants. Then after a few human–elf hybrids went violently insane they decided to kill all half-elves. This backfired as the resulting racial and civil war nearly exterminated the elves and they spent the next thousand years hiding from the rest of the world in an underground city.
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This is why the main characters of Those Who Hunt Elves have to chase the elves down and forcefully strip them; asking nicely if any of them had any odd runes on their skin never got them anywhere.
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The Na'vi of Avatar. The in-story justification is that their planet's ecosystem automatically regulates itself, meaning they don't think they have any need for things like modern technology, roads, clothing, and human education. It turns out the planet's ecosystem is actually sentient.
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Then in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, Thranduil first tries to force the Dwarves to fork over some treasures he wants. Then after the Orcs attack, he decides to pull out after some fighting, which would mean abandoning the Humans and Dwarves to be slaughtered. And when called on it, his answer boils down to, "And?"
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Existential Comics: You most certainly can when you are Foucault, Chomsky, and Fanon. Chomsky, in a parody of his usual style of criticizing America's foreign policy, notes how in a poll conducted (by Sindar no less) the greatest threat to Middle-Earth's peace in the eyes of Hobbits, Dwarves, Humans, Trolls, Orcs was the Elves.
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Elfslayer Chronicles is about a D&D campaign taking place in a homebrew setting where the elves are portrayed as perfect in every way and are constantly looking down upon humans for being xenophobic homophobes. The player, being fed up about how the setting is merely meant to indulge the DM's love of gay elves as well as this very trope, decides to play his character as a xenophobic homophobe by assassinating his kingdom's prince and instigating a war between humans and elves.
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The transapients of Orion's Arm aren't elves, per se, but they are better than you and quite aware of it. In fact, the only reason you'd ever argue with them would be because they want you to. This is actually an explicit rule of the setting: any transapient of a higher tier is superior to an intelligence of a lower tier, end of discussion. Not in a moral sense (there are plenty of examples of very amoral or even evil transapients), but intelligence-wise. The only way to get on their level is to become a transapient yourself.
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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug has Thranduil and the Wood-Elves. They're downright hostile, taking the Dwarves as prisoner indefinitely and confiscating all their belongings just for trespassing in Mirkwood. Thorin does get to literally argue with them, though; the Elves treat Goblins/Orcs even more summarily.
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In Outlaw Star, Aisha of the C'tarl C'tarl constantly brags about her species' superiority, and no one calls her out on it (partially because her species is physically superior). Then again, Aisha's the local Butt-Monkey and is obviously immature, so this is most likely a case of "let the baby have the bottle" or acknowledging that she can take the abuse. It helps that Aisha is considered kind of bugnuts, even by C'tarl C'tarl standards, but Aisha tends to be the sign that they let the mask slip by letting her go out in public.
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Delicious in Dungeon: The "long-lived" races (elves, dwarves, and gnomes) treat the "shorter-lived" races exploring a dungeon like children playing with explosives and are quick to run in and seal off dungeons that have progressed to a certain point. We gradually learn more about how much of a problem this mindset is to the "shorter-lived": Tallmen captured by elves will essentially die of old age in jail because the elves don't think 60 years is that long of a time to wait before questioning, and most of the world's fertile lands are occupied by "long-lived" races, leaving everyone else to fight over the scraps.
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Discouraged in a Springhole post on elitism. It says that portraying "higher" beings (such as eleves) as always being right or more noble than humans is likely to make those characters come off as pretentious jerks.
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Hilariously subverted in Tales of MU. The elves are immortal, wise, good at EVERYTHING and generally peaceful, but also arrogant as all get out and often absolutely batshit insane, especially when it comes to sexual matters (it is considered fairly rational elven behavior for a young elf to castrate the lover of a rival just to spite them, for example). They resent the weariness of their too-perfect lives and usually end up killing themselves. The major half-elf character in the story hates her heritage and everything to do with it.
It should be noted with Steff that she views herself as being an ugly talentless clod who looks about as much like a real woman (she's trans) as Sailor Bubba does, while Mack and her friends all see her as impossibly graceful and artistically talented and it takes Mack and several other characters a long time to actually figure out that Steff isn't biologically female. This is explicitly stated to be caused by Steff being raised by elves, by whose standards she IS a clumsy talentless drag queen.
It should also be noted that most elves we see in the series are in the elven equivalent to their twenties, which are noted as being abnormally sociopathic in their dealings with everyone.
The main character Mackenzie Blaise has this viewpoint about some of her friends (Dee and Amaranth), seeing them as being inherently purer because of their species (dark elf and nymph, in this case), although that probably has something to do with how Mack thinks of herself as being inherently corrupted because of her half-demon heritage (which has some support in the story). Whether or not the reader is supposed to feel that any one race is supposed to be inherently better than others is hard to tell—we certainly see faults with all of them as the story goes on.
Merfolk in the MUniverse feel themselves to be inherently superior to all land species, although they don't really advertise this. However, as Mack discovers, it is rather hard to argue with them about this belief, as they on principle dismiss arguments from prey. To them, any land creature in water is food and no longer has a right to be considered a sentient being.
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In place of Elves, The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob! has the Nemesites, an alien empire that has legally owned the Earth since before humanity evolved, but considers us wildlife and generally ignores us. Having made a few friends on Earth, Princess Voluptua has become fond of us and wants the Empire to do right by us, but even she tends to talk about humans in a patronizing manner, calling us "little critters" and the like. Jean is always quick to tell her where to stick that kind of talk.
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A human example occurs in Doug in the form of Chalky Studebaker. He's The Ace of Bluffington Jr. High, and in one episode, it's discovered that he and Doug both got identical answers on a test. Everyone automatically assumes that Chalky is incapable of cheating, because he's so perfect and outstanding, so Doug naturally must have copied him — except Doug didn't. Doug spends the rest of the episode trying to track Chalky down to talk to him, and when he finally confronts him, Chalky admits that he did cheat — he's so busy trying to be good at everything that he didn't have time to study. It also shows us where this attitude came from —his father. Thankfully, Chalky owns up to his mistake and agrees to do a retest, even if it means missing an important football game, so it's ultimately a deconstruction of the trope.
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The Strongest Florist: The elves in the New World game are naturally distrustful of outsiders, and consider themselves the guardians of the forest against humans. Attempts to deceive, intimidate or even just socialize with them are quickly met with lethal force thanks to their incredible martial arts and magic.
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Lady in the Water: The prologue establishes that Humans Are Bastards who came to refuse to take counsel from narfs, a fantastic race that lives in the water, and thus succumb to selfish desires and endlessly war among themselves.
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Seen in the The Lord of the Rings movies, particularly in Elrond, who almost despises humans as foolish and mentally weak. Elrond's problem with humans is more personal than an expression of elven hauteur. He's still angry at humans — in the person of Isildur — for failing to throw the One Ring into Mount Doom when they (he) had the chance. Since that failure led directly to the problems that were being discussed at that very moment, his harsh words may have been more a moment of pique than anything else. His daughter wanting to leave her entire family to stay with a human man probably plays a big part in this. Most other elves seem far more relaxed about it. Elrond tends to be quite a bit more sullen and openly angry than the usual "preeningly superior haughtiness" that this trope usually indicates, however.
Elrond is also Half-Elven, part of a sub-race of elves with human ancestry who can choose to become mortals and be counted amongst Men, or to be immortal and counted as Elves. As such, he saw his only brother choose mortality and die, not something elf society is super well geared towards handling. And now, more recently, he's been watching his daughter making gooey eyes at a humannote  incidentally, a long, long descendent of his brother, but it's been like 6000 years so it's not weird and thus likely to choose mortality; suffice to say Elrond specifically might have some emotional baggage regarding humanity.
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In Mahu in "Second Chance" several of the galaxy's races and empires think themselves superior to everybody else. The thadrakos, almost elf-like in their appearance, share this trait too except when dealing with humans, who they see as valuable allies and friends. The human Commonwealth on the other hand is not so comfortable with the thadrakos use of slaves, their expanding realm...or the fact that they are cannibals.
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 The Swarm of War (Fanfic) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Bright / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Plan 9 from Outer Space / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 A Legend Of Rain / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 A Swiftly Tilting Planet / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 A Wind Named Amnesia / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Black Dogs / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Chronicles of Elantra / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Dragaera / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Ecotopia / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Elfslayer Chronicles / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Gnomes / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Gulliver's Travels / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Id / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Inheritance Cycle / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Legends of Laconia / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Lilith's Brood / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Lords and Ladies / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Lout of Count's Family / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Pandora's Star / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Shadow Keep / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Sir Gawain and the Green Knight / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Star Trek: Destiny / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Star Trek: Enterprise Relaunch / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Tairen Soul / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Arts of Dark and Light / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Culture / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Deed of Paksenarrion / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Harpers / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The House of Night / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Long Earth / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Three Worlds Cycle / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The 27th Day / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Unicorn Chronicles / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The War Gods / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Wayfarer Redemption / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Wise Man's Fear / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Trash of the Count's Family / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Villains by Necessity / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 CantArguewithElves
sameAs
Can't Argue with Elves
 Gemmifer
seeAlso
Can't Argue with Elves
 LifeAndDeath
seeAlso
Can't Argue with Elves
 MarySueTopia
seeAlso
Can't Argue with Elves
 StarBright
seeAlso
Can't Argue with Elves
 TheWayfarerRedemption
seeAlso
Can't Argue with Elves
 Delicious in Dungeon (Manga) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Wolf Guy - Wolfen Crest (Manga) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Critical Hit (Podcast) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Once and Future Nerd (Podcast) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Star Army (Roleplay) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Tomes And Talismans / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Birthright (Tabletop Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Burning Wheel (Tabletop Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Dungeon Saga (Tabletop Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Eberron (Tabletop Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Forgotten Realms (Tabletop Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Iron Kingdoms (Tabletop Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Rocket Age (Tabletop Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Space 1889 (Tabletop Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Warhammer (Tabletop Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Age of Wonders (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magick Obscura (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Baldur's Gate II (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Dawn of War (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Dragon Quest III (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Kameo: Elements of Power (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Paladins (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Quest for Glory III (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Remnant: From the Ashes (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Tales of the Drunken Paladin (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Tamriel Rebuilt (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Warriors Orochi (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Disgaea 4: A Promise Unforgotten / Videogame / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Prophesy of Pendor / Videogame / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante (Video Game) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Sable's Grimoire (Visual Novel) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 At Arm's Length (Webcomic) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Castoff (Webcomic) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Darths & Droids (Webcomic) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Drowtales (Webcomic) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Strongest Florist (Webcomic) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Orion's Arm (Website) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Springhole (Website) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The World of David the Gnome / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Transformers: Animated / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Liaden Universe / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 The Death Gate Cycle / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves
 Errant Story (Webcomic) / int_9d29321a
type
Can't Argue with Elves