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Comically Small Bribe

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Comically Small Bribe	comment	Hey, you. Yes you. I'm looking for some... information. What, you can't disclose that? Maybe this shiny new quarter would change your mind... This is when a character tries to bribe somebody, but the bribe is either pathetically small or involves something of no conceivable value to the recipient. Common reactions include an incredulous stare, dismissive laughter, or even arresting them for attempted bribery. Alternatively, the recipient may enthusiastically accept the bribe, much to the amusement of the audience. (A once-common form of this variant involved Canadians being bribed in American currency, although economics can largely ruin any humor it holds.) Common variations are: Attempting to use Monopoly money or a minor coupon in place of real cash. Doubling the payment of voluntary or forced labour, and when they refuse on the grounds that double of nothing is still nothing, the briber offers to triple the payment. Bribing people with something they have in a great abundance, like offering a rock monster a rock you just found on the ground. Or something that isn't valuable or isn't even useful to their culture or situation, i.e. anything they'll call Worthless Yellow Rocks. Sometimes gets inverted; the initial bribe is very large, at least by the standards of the person offering it. The other character refuses it but accepts something comparatively worthless instead, maybe even making the reduced counter-offer themselves. This is more likely to be a dramatic example than the normal way around— typically because the person taking the "bribe" has reasons of their own to do what's asked of them, but wants to make a statement of some sort with the token payment or because they have more need of the specified item than they do of the original offer (such as mobsters dealing in "favors"). A specific example common in the real world is taking a single dollar (or local equivalent) as payment for services rendered; this is done because both sides have to give something in order for a legal contract to exist. Such an absurdly small payment is referred to in legal parlance as a peppercorn after the rent paid yearly by the Freemasons of Bermuda for their meeting hall: a single grain of black pepper. Can also apply to unusually small payments, tips, or demands. Note also that Ridiculous Future Inflation can make some older works appear to exhibit this trope when the bribe was actually pretty generous for the time. Usually Played for Laughs. Contrast Worthless Yellow Rocks, where the characters treat something as being less valuable than it is, rather than more valuable. Compare Not Rare Over There, where something is valuable to someone, but only because they need it and can't find it, Comically Small Demand, and Sold His Soul for a Donut, where someone sells their soul for something comically insignificant. Compare Lint Value, where someone offers to pay for something with an incredibly small amount of money, usually because it's all they have.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_11e3f224	comment	Several times in Everybody Hates Chris, Julius would do this, at one point offering a bribe of a single penny.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_14060d41	comment	A variation in Vortex when Lando calls in a senator's gambling debt for a favor. To everyone's astonishment, the senator only owes a paltry twenty-five credits. Not twenty-five-thousand, just twenty-five. When called out the senator begrudgingly admits that while he doesn't play high-stakes given his position, to a true sabacc player a debt's a debt.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_16aa3232	comment	In the sixth season finale of Desperate Housewives, Gaby tries to bribe a hospital nurse to let her in before visiting hours with all the cash she has on her—$12. Then she realizes, "Oh wait, I'm going to need ten for parking" and just offers the remaining $2.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_17842d5f	comment	In the debacle following the release of Fallout 76, Bethesda attempted to buy off the fans who were displeased with the contents of the 300 USD Limited Special Collector's Ultimate Edition note Two of the four items included were obviously defective; the big complaint was that the advertised "canvas bag" turned out to be made of cheap, low-quality nylon, but the power armor helmets were also more likely than not to have mold growing in them. by offering them 500 Atoms, which is in-game currency and worth just short of 5 USD. To add insult to injury, 500 Atoms is not enough to buy the in-game canvas bag.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_186da029	comment	Borderlands 2 Bandit leader Flanksteak offers Roland to Hyperion (or, rather, a Hyperion Loader) for 20 bucks after Hyperion had already captured Roland. Mister Torgue sold his eponymous weapons manufacturing company, Torgue, to his board of directors for 12 bucks and a hi-five.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_195f30bf	comment	In The Oblongs, when it is suggested offhandedly that Bob consider filing a lawsuit after being injured by a Globocide park ride, Globocide's lawyers immediately offer him a "really big check." It is in fact a novelty check worth only $20, which Pickles points out. They simply say, "But look how big it is!"
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Comically Small Bribe / int_1b35b3a3	comment	[PROTOTYPE 2]: When Heller learns his latest targets are developing a sterility plague targeting the lower class, he decides to fly the helicopter they're in at maximum height and bail out. The three scientists plead for their lives by trying to bribe an augmented bio-warrior with $100-1,000. It's not known if the 'filthy rich' sums they were getting from their employers for committing mass genocide really were in those low brackets, or if they can't bring themselves to pay an even larger bribe to a black man.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_1bdaaf70	comment	Noob has Gaea get trapped in a hard-to-reach prison cell. She gets so desperate for getting out that she announces that she'll offer two credits to whoever sets her free. In the Fictional Video Game in which the story is set, a Fetch Quest reward is a few hundred credits.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_1beda93b	comment	When Torg reaches into his wallet in Sluggy Freelance, he says "Maybe 'Mr Franklin' can change your mind", and then sticks his hand up into a puppet inside the wallet while yelling in a Mexican accent: "My name is Juan Frankleen, I shoot you in the head!" Actually works, once, but only because the guy in question was a "puppet-phobia".
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Comically Small Bribe / int_1c34acd2	comment	At the end of Rocketship Voyager, Captain Janeway is incredulous to find that certain members of her crew bought the secret of Faster-Than-Light Travel in exchange for some entertainment videos from the ship's library. She's told that they didn't actually buy the technology; they just used the vids to bribe the people manning the security monitors so they could steal it.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_1f42c3e8	comment	A Night at the Roxbury: After the doorman (Michael Clarke Duncan) of the titular club checks his list and tells the Butabi brothers that they aren't on it, they drop a few small bills and even pocket change on the doorman's clipboard. He turns over the clipboard to dump the money on the ground.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_21810fae	comment	RainbowDoubleDash's Lunaverse: At one point in Carrot Top Season, the Flim Flam brothers bribe Applebloom with a pinecone. Justified by the facts that 1: One of the brothers had cast a Want It Need It spell on the pinecone and 2: the brothers were very much winging it by this stage of the fic, as several of their schemes had already backfired.â€¨
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2212773a	comment	Angel: Cordelia tries it to prevent Angel from using his "patented burst of violence" to get past a security guard. Gunn sold his soul for what was implied to be a girl. Then it was revealed he actually sold it for a truck.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_225a31b6	comment	The 1965-2007 comic strip Tumbleweeds has a character named Judge Frump, who is so corrupt that he is often seen taking ridiculously small bribes. He once boasted that he cannot be bought, but he's open for "rental fees".
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Comically Small Bribe / int_22d87fc9	comment	An early episode of That '70s Show has this:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2350acad	comment	Cheers: Oftentimes, the only way to get Norm to do something for anyone is to offer him beer. Adding to the joke, Norm almost never pays for his beers anyway. Carla immediately rats on Sam and Woody's plan to trick Rebecca into kissing them, after having called them her best friends, in exchange for a week of paid vacation. That's without haggling. In fairness, Carla is also evil, so humiliating Sam and Woody might also be a motive.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_261c8d3f	comment	The Simpsons: Bart Simpson once tried to bribe the officer with a hairdryer or some other house appliance. The cop showed him his badge: "cash bribes only". Inverted in another episode, where Mr. Burns attempted to bribe the head of a media outlet to let him run the place with a huge bag of money, but he refuses, offers him another bag of money, he still refuses, to which a hot woman pops out of the second bag and while starting to actually consider the offer, was still not giving in and managed to successfully bribe him when the hot woman in question offers him a hot-fudge sundae. In another episode, Chief Wiggum actually accepts two dry cleaning coupons as a bribe for an unspecified offense. In another episode, Bart and Lisa try to bribe the Blue-Haired Lawyer with 35 cents. A foreign currency variant when the family is in Canada, Homer gives the CN Tower guard one US dollar when it's five minutes to closing. "American currency! What time you would like your breakfast, sir?" Happened again when Homer gives one U.S. dollar to Tony Blair to leave them alone; he takes the dollar but doesn't leave anyway. In a Bait-and-Switch scenario, Homer and Bart had chloroform with them when they broke into a hotel. When they met a guard, Homer offered him the chloroform as a bribe, which the guard accepted. In another one, Homer was trying to find Lisa and decided he needed to look from a high spot. He then bought several balloons, which he used to bribe a crane driver into helping him. It also worked... because the crane driver had balloons, but not as pretty. (Yet again) Homer attempts this with the Springfield Mafia. When they offer him to pay his debt by letting them film a porno movie in his house. Not wanting to upset Marge, he instead offers to mow Fat Tony's lawn every week for two weeks. And then adds "I can't do it next week". He promptly gets a hammer to the fingers and changes his mind.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2628cdeb	comment	In The Way of the Househusband, after being stopped by police on his way to bring his wife her lunch, Tatsu attempts to bribe them with a coupon.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_26c4b445	comment	Rosemary's Baby: What does Guy get for letting Satan rape and impregnate his wife? A part in a play. However, it is pointed out that while the part is small, it's an important one, the kind critics and cognoscenti notice, and the troupe is a highly respected one. While it may not be much on its own, success here could easily be a stepping-stone to a very successful career.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2797b857	comment	Spacebase Startopia: The polite pirates offer around 1300 energy to let them come on board, which is enough to buy two plant pots.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2849695	comment	Lies, Damn Lies, And Statistics: The bribe that Celestia offers to Chartreuse for a better deal? Cookies. Chartreuse is rather offended.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2858b08a	comment	Full House: Kimmy tries to bribe her way into Stanford, thinking a "crisp $20 bill" will make them overlook her underperformance in school. It doesn't work and she is rejected anyways with $40 and a note saying "Let's pretend this never happened".
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2a8a46ff	comment	Death Note: The Abridged Series (kpts4tv): Near offers to share his satellite feed if Light agrees to pay him in LEGOs.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2b82b95f	comment	In the iCarly episode "iWant a World Record", Spencer tried to bribe the representative of the world record book into overlooking the four seconds the webshow was off the air (his sculpture drew so much power that it briefly knocked out the power) with skee ball tickets. Upon realizing that they were tickets and not money, he promptly took them back so he could get a giant harmonica.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2bafb6dc	comment	The Wrong Mans has a case of this when Phil and Sam are refused information on the car crash victim. It naturally doesn't work.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2c8f31bd	comment	Dave the Barbarian: In "Ned Frischman, Man of Tomorrow", Frischman takes over Udrogoth and enslaves its population by getting them hooked on Game Guys and offering batteries as a reward for servitude. When he's about to entomb Faffy, Lula and Twinkle the Marvel Horse in the pyramid as punishment for rebelling, Dave is perfectly willing to let them die in exchange for the precious batteries...and then Lula offers to tell him how to get to level seven, which is enough inducement for him to turn on Frischman.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2d01f8dc	comment	Beavis and Butt-Head tried this when they photocopied a dollar bill in order to buy nachos. When the Quick Stop guy doesn't fall for it, Butt-Head offers him another obviously copied dollar, and then photocopied coins, until the guy throws them out.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_2dc12aeb	comment	In NetHack some of the demon lords can be bribed to leave you alone. It's a one-time offer. There's no opportunity to get gold from a container. So the bribe just has to be a sufficiently large fraction of the gold you have in open inventory. Carrying $10 in the open when necessary makes the bribe very cheap indeed.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_307b8ff6	comment	Total Drama Comeback Series: During the fanservice cruise challenge, Izzy tried to convince Noah to make out with Cody by giving him... one dollar. She laters raises her bribe to the astronomically high amount of... five dollars.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_30940081	comment	One of the Strangers & Freaks sidequests in Grand Theft Auto V has Michael collecting the wreckage of a submarine for the "grieving" widow of the man who was killed in the sub after she promises to make it worth his while. Upon gathering all 30 pieces (which requires you to go all the way around the island) she offers you a measly $10 and a signed photo of her late husband. Michael has the option of expressing his opinion of the suitability of this reward at muzzle velocity.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_311c4d28	comment	Last Holiday: Georgia Byrd's Pointy-Haired Boss tries to stop her from leaving because she was wrongly diagnosed as terminally ill and has decided to live her last days fully... the fact that when she decided to announce it to him, he pissed her off by announcing that he never told her she was one of the best employees of the store in an attempt to keep her from asking for a promotion or demanding a raise didn't help any by offering her a raise... of $1.50 per hour (and he started at only thirty cents. That was his "final offer" by the time she was right at the store's door).
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Comically Small Bribe / int_31c31084	comment	In The Weekenders, Carver attempts to bribe a man with "his friend Mr. Washington." When the man points out how stupid attempting to bribe with a dollar is, Carver replies that he was actually offering him a quarter.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_35e05f2a	comment	RWBY: Played for laughs. Nora is so determined that she and Ren end up on the same team together, she contemplates bribing the headmaster to ensure it happens. However, she quickly realizes that there's nothing a first-year student could possibly offer a man who owns an entire school.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_361e9686	comment	Mythos Effect: Zig-zagged. When the humans receive the first offer of ten billion credits as part of the peace settlement after the Battle of Shanxi (in which humanity won decisively), they think it's a bit on the low end but fairly reasonable. Then they flip to page two; the offered settlement is contingent on the destruction of all arcanotechnology and complete change to Element Zero-based technologies (which amounts to at the very least full decommission of the entire Human military machine, and quite likely a complete implosion of Earth's economy). This quite unsurprisingly insults Nazzadi and Human alike, and Ambassador Sparatus' Cultural Posturing all but ensures war will explode.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_367f632a	comment	In Dawn of War: Retribution, inquisitor Adrastia attempts to bribe Blood Knight Space Pirate Kaptain Bluddflagg into fighting an entire Space Marine chapter, using the (by the setting's standard) ludicrously silly offer of a fight with an imperial regiment (which he could find anywhere) as payment for fighting the Space Marines. Bluddflagg actually accepts, if the Inquisitor gives him her hat as well (which, in a double subversion, the inquisitor is unwilling to compromise on. Geez, lady, it's only a hat). In a bit of Fridge Logic, this actually makes sense. Once the Space Marines have been dealt with, the remaining Orks would have to be mopped up to avoid further contention in the area. But giving up her hat would mean the inquisitor made an actual payment to a Xeno, which in The Imperium is an offence punishable by death.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_37a6e77b	comment	Camp Lazlo: In "The Tusk Wizard", Raj attempts to bribe Nurse Leslie into removing a perfectly healthy tusk by offering him a quarter.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_37b56f7	comment	Baldur's Gate II: In the Throne of Bhaal expansion, you will at one point have to go fetch an item but can instead just give a trio of first level characters the option of getting it instead (parodying the way you did pointless fetch quests in the first game). You can choose to either play this trope straight and offer them a few gold pieces (in a completely over-the-top manner) or avert this trope by offering them a more impressive reward that's still nothing but pocket change for you.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_37ea3aa0	comment	24-Hour Party People: after Happy Mondays return from Barbados, where they have spent all of Factory Records' money on recording just the instrumentals for their new album, vocalist Shaun Ryder informs the label that he is holding the master tape hostage. People at the office freak out, fearing it will balloon the cost by potentially hundreds of thousands. Tony Wilson shows up to meet Shaun, who after scaring him with a gun, is also clearly strung out with drug withdrawal, Tony deftly is able to negotiate the tapes for Â£50 cash in hand immidiately.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_38981e58	comment	On Blue Water High, Anna once suggested Simmo keep Deb occupied by offering her vouchers to a PG-rated movie.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_3c69e536	comment	At the end of Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), one of the US generals who first hired Robotnik shows up to thank Tom for keeping quiet about the whole business with Robotnik and hands him an envelope that clearly contains hush money. The buildup implies that the contents are quite significant, only for it to turn out to be a $50 Olive Garden gift card.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_3defe34c	comment	Discussed in to lose someone: Following the class' Vandalism Backfire, Alya offers to pay Marinette to redo all the designs in her ruined sketchbook. With Adrien and Kagami's backup, Marinette calmly explains that her original designs have been estimated to be worth thousands individually, meaning that whatever Alya was planning to offer her would have in no way covered the cost.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_3e4d48d5	comment	Food Wars!: Erina Nakiri typically demands an exorbitant consultation fee to test anyone's food and provide feedback, and she says this to protagonist Soma Yukihira to force him to leave her house. However, when Soma makes an off-hand remark that someone in the dorm has all of the volumes of a shojo manga she's reading, she agrees to taste his food if he lends her the remaining volumes since she doesnâ€™t know where to get them by herself.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_3eacc2fd	comment	Corner Gas: In the episode "Hurry Hard", Brent and Wanda and Oscar and Emma each want Lacey to be their fourth for an upcoming curling bonspiel. Oscar and Emma rush to ask Lacey "Lacey, will you join our curling team?" Wanda then tells Brent to up the ante and he says "Lacey, will you be on our team please." And Wanda sarcastically says "Good ante-ing." In an earlier episode, the Dog River hockey team catches wind that Brent might be joining another team, so they compile a "signing bonus" consisting of coupons, a free sub card (two tokens short), and a roll of police "Do not cross" tape.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_3ec0e37	comment	Full Frontal Nerdity: One strip had the guys trying to order pizza after they'd previously been forced to tip the driver with a Magic: The Gathering card due to being out of cash. The pizza place was... not terribly enthusiastic about delivering to them again. After Lewis's Cursed Die That Only Rolls 1s curses the world's numbers, Nelson wins the lottery by betting on a powerball of only ones. However, because a lot of other people had the same idea, he only won $1,111. This is still a sufficient amount that the guys can bribe Wizards of the Coast to change the rules of D&D so that a natural one is an automatic success, breaking the curse. Nelson claims that the amount is the equivalent of a year's pay for an RPG writer.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_3ee90f99	comment	The movie doesn't call attention to it, but the bribe Happy Gilmore offers so the nursing home would take extra-special care of his beloved grandma is a single wrinkled Washington. Could be why the evil orderly wouldn't accept it.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_40192598	comment	In Aho Girl, Yoshiko offers the Disciplinary Committee Chairwoman money to feel her boobs For Science!... a whopping 10 yen.note 10 cents
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Comically Small Bribe / int_404622d6	comment	Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Bloo frequently tries to buy others off with pocket change to no effect. Often he'll throw in an extra penny to try and sweeten the deal. In another episode, Coco has laid a bunch of trading cards featuring the friends at Foster's. After finding out his own card is extremely common and everyone uses it for things like coasters and leveling tables, he offers to trade one of his cards... autographed by him! Wilt points out that autographing the card makes it worth even less.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_40b8b5a8	comment	The Knights Hospitalier were given the islands of Tripoli, Malta, and Gozo by the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V in 1530. The yearly rent on all three (pretty sizeable) islands was a bird — a single Maltese falcon — and the Knights duly paid up until 1798. This is where the famous detective story's title comes from.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_42bf13c9	comment	Dirty Work:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_43052465	comment	Captain Phillips: The pirates see Phillips' offer of $30,000.00 (all the cash in the ship's safe) as this. In real life, Phillips didn't even offer the cash until much later because he knew they'd laugh at such a measly sum.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_43b1575d	comment	In an episode of Earthworm Jim, Jim and his gang successfully enter the Hall of the Gods by giving the gatekeeper a $1 bribe.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_44e0b783	comment	One of Garfield's Fine Dining Faux Pas in the 8th Garfield Treasury is bribing the maitre d' with a roll of nickels (which, if it's standard size, would be two bucks).
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Comically Small Bribe / int_45a29545	comment	In The Secret Saturdays, when locked in a South American prison, Van Rook tries convincing the guard to let him go with an American dollar. When the guy doesnâ€™t budge, Van Rook reluctantly offers him two dollars. It still doesnâ€™t work, and Van Rook is ultimately sprung by the Big Bad to pull a job.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_468bebb0	comment	Discworld series In Terry Pratchett's Making Money, Cosmo Lavish offers Moist von Lipwig ten thousand dollars in exchange for Mr. Fusspot, getting a rather indignant reaction. (Moist will get twice that per year just for not selling him, and that's without considering the associated contract with the Guild of Assassins.) Lampshaded later on during the scenes in which Cosmo talks with other Lavish relatives - he deliberately offered this in an effort to get Moist to underestimate him. In Unseen Academicals Glenda is able to get her way into the palace and see the ruler of the city by bribing the guards with pie. This is a subversion, however, because A) Glenda is a Supreme Chef whose pies are fantastic and B) Lord Vetinari specifically instructed the guards to accept (and report) any and all bribes, no matter how small. (They're also ordered to destroy the food, obviously. In this case, Vetinati laments that it was possibly some kind of crime and that no member of Glenda's family would ever try to poison someone out of respect for the food.)
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Comically Small Bribe / int_46a7fe88	comment	In Nextwave, a representative of the Beyond Corporation tries to buy unlimited leasing rights to the Faceless Ones from Dread Rorkannu, Lord of the Dim Dimension for one hundred (American) dollars. Dread Rorkannu holds out for $100 and pictures of Suicide Girls.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_47dfc6f	comment	Total Drama: Heather assembles an ad hoc coalition to eliminate the innocent Justin to protect her guilty self after she alienates the other contestants. She recruits Owen by giving him a piece of cake. In a game where $100,000 is at stake. Gwen later recruits Owen to help her eliminate Heather herself by promising to split the $100,000 with him if she (Gwen) wins. If Gwen doesn't win, she promises him a box of donuts. That's the offer that gets his attention. In "Masters of Disasters", Chris offers to let Owen eat semi-decent food with the winning team instead of his own if he foregoes suing the show for the grievous bodily harm he suffered during the day's challenge, which among others prevents him from consuming solid food for a while. But this is Owen, so he readily accepts the terms.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_49b9194f	comment	Yu-Gi-Oh! R zigzags it. Yako's bounty for defeating Yugi and Kaiba is a sizable $100,000 each. Meanwhile, his initially offered bounty for defeating Jonouchi, a Duelist Kingdom finalist and Battle City semi-finalist, is a paltry $10. Jonouchi isn't happy when Tilla informs him of this.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_4ad89ce0	comment	In the pilot episode of Hazbin Hotel, Alastor summons a demon named Husk and volunteers him to work at the hotel's front desk. To get Husk to play along, Alastor offers him a bottle of cheap booze (even labeled as such). Husk angrily asks if Alastor thinks a wink and some cheap booze will win him over... before admitting he can.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_4bea6084	comment	The AI in Europa Universalis is usually quite good at detecting when it's losing and proposing a suitable peace deal, based on the Casus Belli used and the claims/cores you have on its provinces. On occasion, however, this system can glitch out and lead to the computer offering to get out of a Reconquest of half its current territory for war reparations and a handful of ducats, even though you've crushed all its armies and are currently busy sieging down its capital.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_4c56381b	comment	In The Binding of Isaac, you can sell your soul to the devil for one quarter. It's not as bad as it sounds: items are priced in pennies and your money is capped at one dollar, so a quarter is rather valuable.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_4e45b093	comment	The Big Bang Theory has this exchange: He then offers her "Cooper Coupons" which are basically an excuse to be his obnoxious, Insufferable Genius self, failing to see why Penny doesn't view them as better than gold (they include a free grammar check or an afternoon at the museum where he points out all of their mistakes). In the first season, Howard Wolowitz tries to bribe a hospital emergency room receptionist to pretend to treat him for an allergic reaction (to stall for time to set up a surprise party for his friend Leonard). He offers to introduce her to "the man who freed your people" (Abraham Lincoln on a five-dollar bill). Played with while trying to get into a packed restaurant on Valentine's Day, Penny encourages Leonard to try bribing the host. Leonard incompetently presents the bribe as though someone dropped a $20, which the host treated as an actual lost bill. He asked the crowd if anyone dropped a $20 and a random guy claims it.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_4f7a49d9	comment	The Keys Stand Alone: The Soft World: A variation. Hoping that the mine-robbers have the amulet the four are desperate to get, Paul offers them 50,000 Swords for what has been described as a god-level artifact. This in a world where a nice dining room set costs 14,000 Swords! To be fair, this was nearly all the money that the four had at that point, and they really didn't expect to buy it for so little, or that the mine-robbers even had it. (They didn't.) Paul was mostly hoping he could lure the mine-robbers into attacking him, so the four could defeat them and take their stuff and sort through it to see if they had the amulet. Combat ensued, naturally.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_4f847312	comment	In the Nero Wolfe book Too Many Clients, a teenager blackmails a rich and famous actress she saw having an affair for just $5.00 a month and theater tickets.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_4fa0a9eb	comment	Sonic and Sash: Tides of Chaos: Carol offered a jewelry store owner a few crystal shards in exchange for a Chaos Emerald, and she actually succeeds.â€¨
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Comically Small Bribe / int_51d31800	comment	In Death of Antagonis, the xeno temples are bribed to work by pouring blood into them, but the amounts necessary are amazingly small - a planet-sized bell starts working after getting fifty slaves' worth.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_526d4c5c	comment	In Knights of the Old Republic you have the opportunity to attempt to persuade the chieftain of the Sand People to stop his attacks on Anchorhead for 100 credits (barely enough to buy a medpac). The chieftain is understandably noncompliant, and your translator notes that they have no use for your money since they can't actually spend it. The actual goods he will take in exchange turn out to only cost 400, though; half that if you're good at negotiating. The Sand People mostly just need somebody to pick them up since the store is in a settlement they're at war with.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_538833a4	comment	Subverted in one Retail strip: it looks like a customer is trying to bribe Donnie with a penny to let him in after the store closes, but then he just flings it at Donnie's eye, distracting him long enough for the customer to sneak in.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_5562da6a	comment	A commercial for 10-10-220 had French Stewart bribing a MaÃ®tre d' with $1. It doesn't work until after Stewart explains the service.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_5690420f	comment	An episode of DuckTales (1987) contains an inversion: Scrooge and a rival are both trying to obtain a rare mask from a native tribe, and both are offering larger and larger bribes to try to get the chief to give them the mask. Scrooge's nephews, however, figure out that what's valued in this tribe is not money, but "a large belly," so they offer the chief a jar of high-fat, high-calorie peanut butter. The chief gives the mask to Scrooge on the spot.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_569093cc	comment	A subversion occurs in an episode of DuckTales (2017), when Scrooge gives two characters the challenge of beating his new, supposedly unbeatable security system he had installed to defend the Money Bin. He sweetens the pot by saying if they can make it through the whole thing alive and sane, he'll pay for lunch. While this would normally qualify for this trope, this reward is coming from ultimate penny-pincher Scrooge McDuck, and Louie recognizes that it's actually a significant wager.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_56fa0ea4	comment	Also happens amusingly often in the Civilization series. After annihilating another country's military and leveling some cities, they say, "Please make peace with us! Here's 25 gold!" If their empire is that poorly run, perhaps they deserve to get invaded. Justified when the AI civ offering the bribe is the one that just got its cities ransacked: it's likely all they can afford, and if they're facing annihilation, it doesn't hurt to try. The player might even take the offer if they were planning on taking a breather before making the final push. Galactic Civilizations II's eerily cunning AI realizes when you try this on your rival leaders. Proposing that someone enter an exclusive alliance with you, declare war on everyone else, and give you all their techs and planets in exchange for 1 credit will be treated as a grave insult, and depending on the leader may very well lead to war. On the other hand, while the AI is aces at managing its economy to the fullest, it rarely builds up overly large savings to negotiate with. Furthermore, what wads of cash it has it tends to blow them away in rush-bought (or worse, leased) spaceships as soon as a war begins. Which means that should the war go pear-shaped for them, they are often reduced to begging for peace in exchange for all they have: 5 shiny credits. Technically funds are measured in bc, "billion credits", but 1 bc is still chump change compared to the cost of running an interstellar empire.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_58808436	comment	In Higurashi: When They Cry's Minagoroshi chapter Hanyu/Oyashiro-sama is highly against letting Takano into the shrine storage when Rika offers to take her. As a joke, Rika says she will charge 100 yen for each picture taken or 10000 yen up front for as many as they want. Hanyu is instantly satisfied at the thought of using this money to buy nothing but sweets.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_5892c322	comment	Swingers: As part of his deliberately cheesy pick-up routine, Trent promises the cocktil waitress a shiny 50 cent piece if she brings their drinks quickly.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_5908ee91	comment	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: It's quite easy to get away with killing Thalmor provided you can pay a measly forty Septims fine (for littering no less). This is an in-universe insult to the Thalmor more than anything; murdering other people comes at a much higher price. If you get caught committing a petty crime in a city where the Thieves' Guild's influence is high, you can pay half the fine for guards to go away. Meaning it's possible to get away with picking a lock by paying two gold or get away with being seen picking a lock (and failing) with nothing but your winning smile.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_5c783167	comment	In Adam Ezra Group's "The Devil Came up to Boston", an Affectionate Parody of the Charlie Daniels classic "The Devil Went Down to Georgia", the Devil wagers the fiddler's soul for a lottery scratchcard and a pack of cigarettes, instead of the golden violin in the original. The Devil lost in both songs.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_5d354f8	comment	In Red Dwarf's eighth season, the crew reluctantly try to bribe a recently-revived-pre-Series-1 Rimmer to join their crew by describing the post of his counterpart from previous seasons, including command of over five buttons. While the others bicker over the fact that he'd never take the offer, Rimmer asks questions about it with intense interest:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_5eaedf15	comment	The Crazies (2010): The principal tries to give David free snacks at the high school baseball games to get out of paying his parking tickets.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_60156176	comment	Vorkosigan Saga: In the short story "The Mountains of Mourning", a woman tries to bribe a Vorkosigan armsman to let her in to see Count Vorkosigan with all the money she has on her — $1.20. Miles, seeing enough of the incident to know that that woman is trying to get in so that she can petition the count to send a criminal investigator to her village over a matter of justice (something that as a subject of the Vorkosigan District, she had the legal right to do), lets her in without any money changing hands. The inverted version occurs in Labyrinth. A refugee from Jackson's Whole hands Miles and Bel Thorne her entire life's savings in cash, hoping it will be enough to engage them as mercenaries to get her off the planet. Bel tells her the price is wrong— then peels one single dollar off the stack, hands her back the rest, and tells her this is more like it. Needless to say, It's Personal for Captain Thorne.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_637189cc	comment	After God: The staff tries to prevent Tokinaga from interfering with Waka's combat test. Once he agrees to bring Lancome lotion, they suddenly act as if they can't see him.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_63c1175b	comment	Ultra Fast Pony uses this for a one-two punch. First, in "The Penny and Clyde Show", it gets inverted: Then in the next episode, Twilight has to up the ante to get AJ back on her side.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_660a8ba0	comment	In Unseen Academicals Glenda is able to get her way into the palace and see the ruler of the city by bribing the guards with pie. This is a subversion, however, because A) Glenda is a Supreme Chef whose pies are fantastic and B) Lord Vetinari specifically instructed the guards to accept (and report) any and all bribes, no matter how small. (They're also ordered to destroy the food, obviously. In this case, Vetinati laments that it was possibly some kind of crime and that no member of Glenda's family would ever try to poison someone out of respect for the food.)
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Comically Small Bribe / int_671d5c19	comment	The Powerpuff Girls (1998): Princess Morbucks bribes the Mayor of Townsville to give her his job. He turns down $1 trillion, then $5 trillion, but accepts a roomful of Turkish Delight candy.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_6848b9e1	comment	The Hyde Factor: Kim's evil alter-ego Faye has the foresight to bribe DNAmy (the only person to know the Hyde serum's formula, and thus the only one who could potentially cure Kim's transformations into Faye) to not help Kim... with a rare Cuddlebuddy. With vials of Faye's blood hidden in it.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_69a9d669	comment	The first guard of McNeil Manor in Breath of Fire III will let you past for 50 zenny. That's about the price of five healing herbs. McNeil is a really cheap employer.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_69fa7496	comment	Disney Ducks Comic Universe: In the Don Rosa story "The Quest for Sampo", the Finnish guardian of the underworld, Tuoni, visits Scrooge's office to give him back his hat. Never one to waste an opportunity, Scrooge asks if there is some way he can take his wealth with him when he eventually passes away. Tuoni responds that such secrets are not for mortal ken... but he'll say it for 50 markka (about 10 USD). Naturally, this is too much, and Scrooge has Donald kick Tuoni out of his office.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_6bd0cf78	comment	In Monsters, Inc., Mike tries bribing Fungus to let him go when he's about to get used a test subject for the Scream Extractor, making this overlap with Death by Materialism (although it's possible no bribe would have saved him, given that Randall was the one calling the shots for Fungus):
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Comically Small Bribe / int_6c6852c8	comment	In Yakuza 4, one of Tanimura's substories has him confronting a pair of ineffectual carjackers. Upon learning that he's a cop, the two try to bribe him with half the cash from a wallet they nicked earlier... only to remember that they'd used most of the cash to buy lunch, leaving only 420 yen (about 3 dollars). 210 yen is, of course, far too small to work as a bribe, so they offer him the whole 420 yen instead. Tanimura refuses and hauls them both down to the station.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_6d7c7f1c	comment	A non-illegal variant appeared in Something*Positive. Davan's boss went shopping for superhero licenses he could turn into a musical, and got the idea for Batman: The Musical. He tried to purchase the licensing rights for ten thousand dollarsnote ...Which are owned by Time-Warner. To put it in perspective, Time-Warner made about that much money every ten seconds that fiscal year. Needless to say, it doesn't work out very well.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7041cf12	comment	In an early chapter of Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, Fujiwara tries to get Shirogane to give the Tabletop Gaming Club a bigger budget by offering him a soda (as in, a single can of Coke). Shirogane just replies "You really are a politician's daughter."
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Comically Small Bribe / int_70606a03	comment	Queen of Shadows: Shendu's "gift" to Jade at the Shadowkhan's "victorious conquest of Kyushu" banquet consists of three gold coins. The Grand Eunuch tries to play it off as a great gesture since dragons usually guard their treasure so jealously, but Jade and Hiruzen clearly see the insult and disrespect in so little being offered. The Eunuch dismissively referring to the Shadowkhan as if they're vassals of Shendu instead of an independent power doesn't help.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_71c01786	comment	The Odd Couple (1970): In an episode, Oscar and Felix are trying to get bumped up the waiting list for a space in a mid-town parking garage. Felix tries to "schmooze" the owner (played in a delightful guest shot by John Byner) by coyly displaying some currency: Once, trying to gain admittance into a Paul Williams concert to bring his wayward daughter back home, hapless Felix offered a quarter to the security guard outside. He scoffed, "What is this? Your allowance?"
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Comically Small Bribe / int_72262aee	comment	Avatar: The Last Airbender: Aang attempts this on a pirate while haggling in "The Waterbending Scroll". Fortunately the pirate thinks it is quite comical until Aang tries a higher price which is only one copper piece higher. Pirate's not so amused the second time. Iroh spends a good chunk of season 2 working at a tea shop in Ba Sing Se. When a wealthy patron shows up in "Lake Laogai" and offers to help Iroh open his own tea shop, the manager tries to covince him to stay by offering him...the position of senior assistant manager. He ups it to senior executive assistant manager when the sponsor throws in an apartment in the prestigious Upper Ring and complete control over the new shop.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_727259ac	comment	Played with in The Ren & Stimpy Show when Ren and Stimpy were working as bell boys. Stimpy was bribed by a photographer to take a picture of a VIP for five dollars. When Stimpy doesn't take the bribe, the photographer raises the price to one million dollars, but Stimpy still won't fold. Later, he makes the same offer of five dollars to Ren. When Ren hesitates, the photographer begins to offer the million dollars before Ren enthusiastically cuts him off and takes the five dollars.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_736946bc	comment	The Sage's Disciple: Aozaki Touko was fully prepared to offer her firstborn or second child to Crow when she found out he learned Primeval Runes from Cu Chulainn. What Crow wanted? To work as her bodyguard. Compared to what she offered, Crow wanted peanuts in exchange... Until you think about what exactly he gets out of the deal. After the Grail War, the only thing that had changed from before it was that Crow had some magecraft under his belt and some more money. By working as Touko's bodyguard, he effectively gained a base of operations to work out of (as temporary as it is), basic necessities (food, shelter, income), the protection provided by Touko's reputation, and access to a magus that would be willing to teach him the basics he had completely bypassed to learn his Rune Magic. To a traditional magus, it is indeed peanuts. But to someone focused on surviving? Crow got everything he wanted out of the bargain.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_749d1853	comment	Highroller of Hero: 108 managed to turn all the animal species against the humans, with a simple offering of candy.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_74efade	comment	Invoked in Paranoia in regards to bribing the ever-present IntSec Green Goons. Despite being four security clearances (And income brackets) above the Troubleshooters, it is stated that any bribe of meaningful significance (To the players) will be accepted. This is explained as most Green Goons were rapidly promoted from Infrared clearance due to their size, brutality, and lack of intellect, so even small amounts still seem significant despite their much higher earnings.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_75149ccd	comment	Wraith Squadron has Face, in disguise as a stereotypical bumpkin on a once-in-a-lifetime trip to a more civilized world, giving a customs officer one whole credit in exchange for information about where he might go looking for "brides". The whole thing is hilarious.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_761a48d7	comment	Iron Fist (2017): Jeri Hogarth once secretly cussed at an unbearable superior of hers back while she was still an intern at Rand Enterprises...while a young Danny was in earshot. She gave him five dollars to stay mum about it. Keep in mind, he was the son of her billionaire boss Wendell Rand.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_77883d94	comment	A rare dramatic example in The Ice Road: a mining corporation begins a conspiracy to cut corners by removing safety measures from the mines, which leads to an accident when the miners encounter a methane pocket. To the miners who were involved in the conspiracy, the corporation gave them a bribe of $100 (yes, you are reading that right; one hundred dollars) and a threat to fire them if they blabbed about it. The miners' supervisor, the Only Sane Employee, is outraged that they dared to sell their fellow miners' lives for so little.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_77e22425	comment	In Pinky and the Brain, some male scientists are successfully bribed with women's nightgowns.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7ab7da61	comment	Three's Company: When Cindy goes missing, Mr. Furley goes to the Regal Beagle to find her. He pays a blonde girl three dollars to tell him anything she knows. Hilarity Ensues when the girl turns out to be an undercover cop and arrests Furley for cheap solicitation.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7b3f285f	comment	In the premiere of Broken Quest, the hero attempts to bribe a bartender (who doesn't even have the information he's looking for) with a single piece of candy.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7c0602e7	comment	the superhero game: Jason convinces Klarion to turn everyone back to normal by offering him a bag of Alfred's chocolate chip cookies. To be fair, they were really good cookies.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7c0868a5	comment	Time Warp Trio had some fun with this one. A man from the '30s offers The Girls $1, which is actually a lot of money back then. However, he unknowingly offers it to a trio of time travelers from 2105 with Ridiculous Future Inflation in play, so they view it this way. There was also The Boys offering Blackbeard a quarter, which he views as a large bribe, before discovering it's effectively useless to him as no tavern will take it. In a straighter example, the number of times Joe offered to do (what is almost always recognized as, and if not, quickly discovered to be) a cheap parlor trick in exchange for passage through somewhere in a series that only has 24 episodes is mind-boggling.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7c19a801	comment	In FTL: Faster Than Light, if you've dealt a lot of damage to an enemy ship, they may offer you a bribe to leave them alone. If they're offering a lot of missiles or fuel or a nice weapon, you'll probably take them up on it. But if they offer one missile, one fuel, and only a handful of scrap, you really have to wonder how much value they place on their lives.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7c60fb0f	comment	The Simpsons: In order to convince Homer to become a wrestler, Mr. Burns tells Smithers to offer to half Homer's pay then multiply it by two, then raise it by three dollars a month. Homer accepts. ("Hello, upper-lower middle class!")
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7d1c83da	comment	Better Call Saul: While trying to talk his opposing lawyer down to a lighter sentence for his client, Saul ends his counter-offer with a baggie of Fritos he just bought from a vending machine. The lawyer accepts.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7e1c656a	comment	Scream 3 has an example of higher value than most on this page:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7e4805b6	comment	At the end of Knives Out, Richard attempts to bribe the police to stop them from arresting his son Ransom for murder with the money in his wallet, which looks to be a few hundred dollars at the most. Unsurprisingly, they don't take it.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7ec0cdab	comment	The Mighty Boosh: Bob Fossil, trying to bribe Bollo to let him into a party, offers him such worthless incentives as "the key to a bike I had in the '70's".
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7f39a041	comment	In Gintama, Gintoki often tries to get people to do things by promising to give them 300 yen, which is about $2.50 USD.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_7ff3216c	comment	In Garfield and Friends, Jon, Garfield, and Odie are attending a fancy restaurant where they are informed it will be an incredibly long wait for a table. Garfield hints to Jon that he should bribe the maitre d' to hurry things along, which he does... with a dime. The maitre d' (completely ironically of course) praises Jon's generosity and talks about how this one dime will change his life (e.g. he can now send his child to college), and all loud enough so the whole restaurant hears. Thoroughly embarrassed, Jon raises the value of the bribe considerably, which ultimately does get the maitre d' to find a table for them.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_8075edc8	comment	In an episode of Brickleberry, the park rangers lose their park to Bobby Possumcods who converts Brickleberry into a trailer park, so Woody and Ethel try to bribe Bobby to give them back the park with $3.47 on a McDonald's gift card. Bobby is (obviously) not impressed by that offer, and promptly throws both of them into a pig pen buried in pig feces.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_817acecf	comment	In Fables the Nome King has conquered Oz and the surrounding lands. The rebels decide to offer a reward for the Nome King's capture and/or assassination but they have no money or treasure. Instead decide to use this as a way to humiliate the Nome King and offer two lollipops as the entire reward. They then plaster Wanted posters to that effect all over the kingdom. The Nome King's overreaction to this insult brings on his downfall.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_820b332	comment	Harry Potter and the Natural 20: Milo tries bribing a Muggle police officer with 500 pounds of salt because he doesn't have any pounds and the Player's Handbook states that transactions can use "trade goods" when money isn't available.â€¨
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Comically Small Bribe / int_82439e64	comment	The Office: Michael tries to give a terminated employee a pack of coupons in an attempt to make everything cool between them. Especially given that Michael is only firing him so that he doesn't appear indecisive, this doesn't go over well. When Dwight was left in charge after Michael's departure in the Season 3 finale, he announced that employees would receive "Schrute Bucks" when they did something good. He said that 1,000 Schrute Bucks would earn the recipient five extra minutes of lunchtime and that one Schrute Buck was worth 1/100 of a cent in actual money.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_841e72e9	comment	A Man of Iron: The Wise Masters of Yunkai attempt to bribe Daenerys into leaving them alone with a few chests of gold bars. But by this point Dany has completely sacked Astapor and seized everything valuable not nailed down, and therefore laughs off their offer.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_84c6fd45	comment	Iznogoud: Iznogoud's attempt to convince a meteorologist into helping him.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_84dfb5d5	comment	Galactic Civilizations II's eerily cunning AI realizes when you try this on your rival leaders. Proposing that someone enter an exclusive alliance with you, declare war on everyone else, and give you all their techs and planets in exchange for 1 credit will be treated as a grave insult, and depending on the leader may very well lead to war.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_87a34962	comment	An episode of The New Statesman had the idiotic Piers Fletcher-Dervish, who upon deciding to become corrupt, demands a bribe of...Â£1.50!. As Alan commented, "You're a hard man, Piers Fletcher-Dervish... solid bone from the neck up."
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Comically Small Bribe / int_8982fd6a	comment	'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess: Many of the "tortures" inflicted on the Princess involve bribing her with simple pleasures she was denied due to her strict upbringing, such as video games or delicious food.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_89bf8ce	comment	30 Rock has Jack Donaghy offer Josh a comically small contract negotiation offer of $1 for a year of comedy work. Josh is so intimidated by Jack's negotiation skills that he almost takes it.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_8ba4613a	comment	Death Note When L is explaining that he's actually Eraldo Coil, he turns to Mogi and with absolute seriousness says, "I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret." Mogi puts the strawberry in his pocket. In the bonus chapter included in the "How To Read" book, the Shinigami King has reversed the "no new Death Notes" rule he put into place in reaction to Ryuk's shenanigans. Now, he'll give them out for two apples from Earth. Even beyond the fact that apples aren't exactly expensive or uncommon, shinigami are invisible and able to become intangible at will; it'd be trivially easy for any of them to just steal any number of apples.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_8d814070	comment	MAS*H: In the two-part episode "Goodbye, Radar," Radar tries to bribe his way onto an earlier flight from Kimpo to get back to the 4077th:note With inflation, Radar's 1952ish $4 bribe is about $35 in 2014; not exactly on par with offering a single dollar, but still kinda small. In the episode "Last Laugh", when MP's come to arrest BJ (it doesn't work):
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Comically Small Bribe / int_8d81f086	comment	Monk: In "Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater", Monk tries to bribe a doorman for information on Jenna Ryan's whereabouts with three dollars; when he refuses, Monk ups it to four. Finally, Sharona makes him talk with $40. After, Monk asks for his four back; when the doorman refuses, Monk informs Sharona that "we have a four-dollar credit on any future bribes." In "Mr. Monk and the Bully", Monk and Natalie walk into a bar while trying to retrace Marilyn Brody's footsteps: Subverted in the Season 6 episode "Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank". Randy tries to bribe a silver tin statue performer for information relating to a bank robbery he undoubtedly witnessed. It fails, but the reason it didn't work has absolutely nothing to do with the amount of money Randy puts in his collection tray: it's because his job requires him to stand absolutely frozen still until his beeper goes off to signal his stretch break (and he does a damn good job at it, because he doesn't so much as move a muscle even when Randy tries yelling loudly in his face).
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Comically Small Bribe / int_8e193f0b	comment	Boy Meets World:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_90856e8d	comment	The bribe is "insultingly" small rather than comical, but in the Hand of Thrawn duology, two Imperial saboteurs go to Bothawui pretending to be small-time merchants trying to make a quick credit. They reinforce this impression with a small bribe to get their stock through customs quickly.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_90a3a7f4	comment	Kim Possible: One episode had Ron try and bribe a judge of a dog show with $5 to sign Rufus in as a Peruvian hairless. It actually works, much to Kim's surprise. Another episode had Kim successfully bribe a black market dealer with a chocolate bar. Though in this case, it's implied that the chocolate was a serious Weaksauce Weakness of the dealer, which Kim knew about from prior experience with him.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_90ab7fe1	comment	Recess had this a few times, since the main characters were children and were bribing their fellow students. Aside from one occurrence where Gus didn't bring a permission slip to a carnival and TJ tried to bribe the teacher into letting him come anyway with a quarter.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_90feccf9	comment	Latchkey Kingdom: Don't bother insulting Rex the palace guard by trying to bribe him with a bone. The latest issue of Playdog works better.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_91b1b4bd	comment	A contestant on Family Fortunes, whose family had not covered themselves in glory (among other things, one of its members, a certain Bob Johnson, was responsible for the "Turkey" incident), once offered to buy the rights to that episode so it would never be shown — for Â£100. The producer had to explain to them that this fell somewhat short of covering the show's Â£38,000 costs.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_92844ddb	comment	Dinosaurs episode "License to Parent":
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Comically Small Bribe / int_93fe76e2	comment	In Anne of the Thousand Days, Norfolk remarks on the lack of clamor in the streets for Anne's wedding and coronation. Cromwell says that one thousand apprentices were paid one groat each, which was obviously not enough:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_9748c3d1	comment	In Leroy & Stitch, Lilo tries to get 625 (who she later names "Reuben") to let her use his interstellar communicator by offering him a sandwich. 625 makes, gives away, and eats sandwiches all the time... but he accepts the bribe because no one has ever made sandwiches for him, so he's actually touched by the offer.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_97b34226	comment	Thank You: Initially, Aizawa put Midoriya's and Yaoyorozu's rooms in the dormitory as distant as possible. Mina persuades him to put them on the same floor by offering him a new sleeping bag.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_9888e7c2	comment	In Dan Vs. "Art", Dan attempts to get records of failed art school applicants:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_98c961e2	comment	Helluva Boss: Cash Buckzo sells his son to demon prince Paimon for five dollars and a slim-fit condom.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_9c153d0c	comment	In Game Night, Ryan and Sarah try to bribe an employee of the interactive murder mystery game they're trying to solve to find out what the final clue is. When the employee turns out to be reluctant, Ryan — who is not overly bright — begins slapping down bills... but it turns out he only has $17 in total, so tries to compensate for the paltry sum of cash by dramatically sliding them across the table towards her. This unsurprisingly doesn't go down so well, and it gets to the point when he's inching a dollar bill across the table at an agonizingly slow pace that Sarah finally explodes and points out that it's the pathetic amount of money that's the problem, not the speed at which it is being passed over. Sarah is subsequently forced to contribute a $100 bill, and Ryan is a little put-out when the employee takes his $17 as well.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_9ce851a3	comment	In the Malcolm in the Middle episode where Lois is trying to get Reese back after he ran away and joined the Army, two soldiers bring Lois back home from the recruiting office and tell Hal she assaulted them when they wouldn't reveal where Reese was deployed. Hal tries to smooth things out with the soldiers by offering them two dollars so they would forget the whole thing. One of the soldiers then mentions that if Lois is spotted near the recruiting office again, that he has been given clearance to "engage."
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Comically Small Bribe / int_9de007d3	comment	Inverted in Once Upon a Time in Mexico: Sands initially offers Belini a bribe of $50,000, but Belini only agrees to $10,000. As he explains his reasoning, $50,000 is a lot of money for what Sands was asking for, and he is just as likely to kill him as actually hand over the money. Belini decides that $10,000 is a "reasonable" amount, something that both men could live with, and not worth any betrayal over. Sands does muse that $10,000 might still be too much, but is pushed to kill Belini for completely unrelated reasons during their final meeting.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_9e2dbb4d	comment	In the Regular Show "Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special", two Corrupt Corporate Executives try to convince Mordecai & Rigby to sign away their likenesses for licensed toys, and try to sweeten the pot with $100 (which Mordecai refers to as "a month's pay").
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Comically Small Bribe / int_9fcc84f1	comment	Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure: The giant is furious when the fairy-tale characters offer their pumpkin harvest as protection money, as he only eats people, and he (correctly) suspects that there's still some treasure that they're holding out on him.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_9ff7441c	comment	In The Men from the Ministry, when discussing how the Postman refused to give them back the letter they accidentally send to the wrong person, One credits the Postman's honesty, as he threw Two's five pence bribe to the gutter.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_9ffef574	comment	In Evil Genius 2 Maximillian tries to buy a country early in his campaign. The mission only costs $20,000. He tries to buy a country for less than the cost of some of your lair's lab equipment.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a15e269a	comment	The Old Man in Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss (a semi-obscure TV movie starring the Parker family from A Christmas Story) has to bribe a wealthy dowager with $5 to get their lost dog back, who she'd found and adopted. It's a decent chunk of change to him but certainly not to her, yet the lady happily accepts the trade anyway:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a183d57f	comment	Futurama has an episode where Dr. Zoidberg is trying to get the head of a Yeti from Mom, the richest person in the universe.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a1a98c68	comment	In the novelization of Fierce Creatures, the Corrupt Corporate Executive (an Expy of Rupert Murdoch) laughingly repeats a quote he attributes to Napoleon: "The surprising thing is not that every man has his price, but how low it is."
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a288462a	comment	In The Wing or the Thigh, Charles Duchemin tries to buy information from the spy that was captured trying to steal next year's Duchemin Guide with... 200 francs. It's so ridiculously stingy, the spy bursts out laughing (he's being paid millions for the yet-unpublished guide).
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a2dee471	comment	In The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, overlapping Comically Small Demand, there are two little girls on Windfall Island who won't tell you anything they know unless you pay them 2 rupees (you can find this by cutting flowers for 15 seconds). And even then, they try to be dodgy about it.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a32b6a64	comment	The West Wing: This is requested: The President's foreign aid bill is one vote down, and a senator offers to vote for it if the White House will fund a study in intercessory prayer out of the federal budget. Since this would be blatantly unconstitutional, he knows they cannot possibly accept, so he demands the princely sum of $115,000. Sure enough, everyone who hears of the deal repeats, "$115 thousand? You mean 115 million, right?" Also played with in the second season episode "Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail"; C.J. and Josh meet with the Cartographers for Social Equality, who want the President to support legislation to make it mandatory for schools to teach the Peters Projection Map. Josh's response; "Give me $200 and it's done." C.J. vetoes that.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a4420d22	comment	Dr. Venture tries this in The Venture Bros., attempting to bribe a Mexican Back-Alley Doctor with a $10 bill to get prescription medicines. See the page quote for the doctor's reply and Organ Theft for the counteroffer.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a485ad0f	comment	The Angry Video Game Nerd does its own spin on this. When PatTheNESPunk discovers a gold Nintendo World Championship '90 cart in a game bundle the Nerd bought, the Nerd tries to trade it back for some very common/pack-in games, such as Combat for Atari 2600 and Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt for the NES. It goes along as well as you'd expect.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a5549ed0	comment	In The Bible, Jacob cheats his older brother Esau from his inheritance when Esau returns from a hunt famished. Jacob offers a trade of Esau's birthright for a bowl of stewnote and some bread. And Esau agrees.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a56c17cc	comment	Kim's Convenience: Not wanting her son Jung to get the promotion at the Car Rental he works at, Mrs. Kim not-so-subtly passes a small envelope containing money to the boss Shannon in an attempt to bribe her. All that Shannon can be seen taking out of the envelope is two coins. Jung ends up getting that promotion, so the bribe clearly doesn't work.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a5fbd473	comment	In Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, during an early food shower, the mayor pulls Flint aside, asks him if he can "do lunch," and tucks a strip of bacon into his labcoat pocket. The same bacon that is currently falling from the sky.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a609ce5f	comment	The Death God Alliance: Nico's offer to Anubis so the god lets him talk with Percy alone? A Happy Meal. Later upgraded to two Happy Meals. Fails hilariously because Anubis never heard about McDonald's.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a660fd96	comment	In Avengers: Endgame, Rocket manages to convince a depressed/fat/alcoholic Thor to join the plan by promising him beer.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a725fd30	comment	In For Your Eyes Only, when James Bond is about to execute a faceless, unnamed villain who is heavily implied to be Ernst Stavro Blofeld, the anonymous crook tries to bargain with his life by offering to buy 007 "a delicatessen! In stainless steel!" For a multitude of obvious reasons, Bond rejects the offer and drops the guy down a smokestack. If indeed that was Blofeld, his paltry attempt at a bribe implies that either he'd fallen on hard times since the last time we saw him, it's a patently ridiculous and inappropriate moment for applying double-talk or he's such a cheapskate he can't help but lowball the vengeful assassin about to kill him.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a825da3e	comment	One strip had the guys trying to order pizza after they'd previously been forced to tip the driver with a Magic: The Gathering card due to being out of cash. The pizza place was... not terribly enthusiastic about delivering to them again.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a8729c90	comment	The Fairly OddParents!: As part of a plan to get rid of Poof, Foop tried to have the Fairy Council declare Timmy Turner the worst godchild ever. (All wishes of godchildren declared as such are undone and Poof only came into existence because Timmy wished Cosmo and Wanda had a baby.) After the Fairy Council declared Timmy the worst godchild ever, Jorgen reminded Foop that, as Poof's Anti-Fairy counterpart, he only came into existence because Poof did. "If he goes, you go!" Foop then offered a dollar bill and asked if anyone could break it. In "Fairly Old Parent", Wanda and Timmy are arrested by the bingo police for suggesting to Mrs. Crocker that she cheat at bingo (Makes Just as Much Sense in Context). Wanda then offers them a quarter to just forget about the whole thing. She and Timmy wind up in bingo jail.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_a8ae62a	comment	The original version of The Producers plays with this; on opening night for his deliberately bad musical, Max spots the most influential theater critic in town and offers him a bribe — $20 — in exchange for a good review. The critic storms off in a huff, offended by both the offer and the miserly amount...but that's exactly what Max wants, as part of his gambit to help Springtime for Hitler fail by way of a Bribe Backfire. But what was intended as the final nail in the coffin, has no effect...
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Comically Small Bribe / int_aa5b7cc2	comment	In Oglaf, the Mistress bribes (straight) Ivan to give a blowjob to the Xoan Ambassador... for a pinecone. Ivan is rather enthusiastic at first, but as he walks away with the pinecone he realizes he has no idea why he accepted the offer, upon which the Mistress explains that the box holding the pinecone was enchanted to "make you want whatever's in it".
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Comically Small Bribe / int_aafa5498	comment	Randle McMurphy gets busted by the night orderly Turkle in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest as he's trying to sneak the prostitutes into the asylum for the Christmas party. Turkle at first turns down Randle's $20 bribe to unlock the window, but after some bargaining they eventually agree to throw in a bottle of wine & one of the girls as well.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ab67d84	comment	Ctrl+Alt+Del: Ethan continues to demonstrate his Cloudcuckoolander credentials.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_aca7b22d	comment	In The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball tries to bribe the nurse into giving him a sick note with a quarter.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ae3c6b89	comment	In Blogging Twilight, when Dan reaches the part where Alice bribes a guard with a "thousand dollar bill", he is initially confused as to what currency that is exactly, seeing as there is no thousand dollar bill in either US currency or Euros. He ultimately concludes that it must be a thousand Lira which is worth about seventy-five American cents, noting "So this guard is either really stupid and doesn't know much about money, or he's very poor and needs whatever funds he can scrounge up to buy half a potato for dinner." (Presumably the text meant to suggest that Alice still had thousand dollar American bills, printed from either 1928 or 1934)
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b083559a	comment	Batwoman (2019). Batwoman mentions getting information from some guy, and when presses by Luke Fox (thinking she might have beaten the information out of him) says that she actually posed for a selfie. Fox admits that's something that Batman would never have thought of.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b0cf0ed6	comment	Danger Mouse: In "The Great Bone Idol," a troop of nomad guards are paid a fortune by Greenback to keep DM and Penfold off his trail in the search for the Idol. Penfold offers them a pound and thirty-seven plus an autographed picture of DM to let them pass. The guards have never heard of him.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b0f886e7	comment	A common net result of the skill check rules of Dungeons & Dragons when applied to bribery attempts. Players with high enough charisma, diplomacy, or raw luck can offer pitiful bribes and see amazing results. Couple it with a natural 20 and a permissive DM will allow a soldier to commit high treason for a bag of jellybeans. This only got easier in fourth and fifth edition, with social interaction taking on a more rules-governed, mechanical aspect.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b0fc9724	comment	Saturday Night Live: In a famous 1976 sketch, Lorne Michaels appears as himself to announce that if the The Beatles reunite and perform on his show, he'll give them a check for $3,000. This was the going rate for any band to perform on the show at the time, while the Beatles could have demanded millions for a reunion performance. According to legend, George Harrison and Paul McCartney were tempted to take him up on the offer. They each appeared as solo performers in later years and jokingly attempted to collect.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b0ff5776	comment	Young Sheldon: Georgie gives Billy a dollar to mow the lawn for him. He was originally gonna pay Billy two dollars, but Billy was dumb enough to do it for less. When George finds out about it and lectures him for not doing his chores, Georgie offers his father ten dollars to leave him alone. This one doesn't work.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b3f687d1	comment	FoxTrot: Roger has no concept of an appropriate tip, instead tipping the paperboy with a Shiny New Nickel and then wondering why the paper always ends up on the roof or in the rosebushes. He also does stuff like having Peter mow the lawn. When he offers to pay him, he then asks, "Can you break a dollar?" Obviously this wasn't worth it. It's somewhat of a running gag since he only pays Peter five cents a hole to caddy his golf clubs. Peter himself is similarly oblivious to an appropriate tip. In one strip, Peter does a complex order for a coffee (basically stating one cappuccino without any ingredients), and then paying him $2.00 and telling the clerk to keep the change (the amount was $1.97). Peter admits to Jason that he was being annoying, explaining that this was the reason he tipped him. Cue the three pennies being thrown towards Peter's head offscreen.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b445a53d	comment	An episode of The Amanda Show had a security guard refusing to let somebody in when offered diamonds or cash... but he let them in for a slice of pizza.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b4996199	comment	Spider-Man: A variation in The Spectacular Spider-Man #256. The White Rabbit once tried to ransom Grizzly and Gibbon to the city for one billion dollars. The mayor made what he considered a fair counter-offered for the pair: $2.50.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b7f04ccc	comment	The Patrick Star Show: In "Which Witch is Which?", as a last-ditch effort to prevent Squidina from sending her back to Klopnod, Agnes promises to send her a check for five dollars on her birthday.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_b9d45d45	comment	In Easy A, Olive is usually paid for pretending to have sex with people in gift cards from various stores. The lowest price she ever accepts is soon-to-expire vouchers for the foreign language arthouse cinema.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_bc848d30	comment	SpongeBob SquarePants: The Flying Dutchman offered some pocket change ("62 cents!") to Mr. Krabs if he sold SpongeBob's soul to him. Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for the pocket change. Even Squidward, who absolutely hates SpongeBob, called him out on it. A Beat goes by... and cue Mr. Krabs' Oh, Crap!/My God, What Have I Done? face. In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, SpongeBob attempts to bribe Dennis with "Goober Dollers". He's unimpressed. Mr. Krabs once switched places with Plankton, saying he could do a better job at stealing the formula than him, for one dollar.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_bdf761d5	comment	Fashion Upgrade (Miraculous Ladybug): Lila tries to get Alicia to look the other way from her planned sabotage by offering her all the money she's got on hand: twenty euros. Alicia just laughs at her.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_be599ef4	comment	Spin City: Paul attempts to bribe the office efficiency expert to keep silent about his hoarding of office supplies with a 'Buy One, Get One Free' frozen yoghurt coupon.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_c07374f4	comment	In Jumanji, Van Pelt bribes a gun shop owner with 25 or so gold sovereigns to sell him a hyper-futuristic sniper rifle. Gold sovereigns today are only $550, and in 1995 gold was more than 5 and half times cheaper, meaning Van Pelt bribed a guy to commit a felony and sell him an amazing weapon for less than $2,500. Somewhat justified in that the town is a severe economic downturn.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_c35714d6	comment	Blackadder: In "Dish and Dishonesty" Baldrick is applying for Parliament and gives his "minimum bribe level" as one turnip, before worrying that he may be pricing himself out of the market. Blackadder's mad cousin MacAdder is persuaded to help in a plan to save the Prince Regent and kill the Duke of Wellington for enough cash to buy the Outer Hebrides. Namely, fourteen shillings and sixpence. In "Back & Forth", Blackadder from 1999 time-travels to Elizabethan England, and to save himself from being executed, tries to offer Queen Elizabeth a supermarket loyalty card. Even if Tesco had existed back then, the ability to "earn bonus points meaning that once a month, you could buy a tin of baked beans at half-price" would do little to convince a peasant, let alone the Queen of England (and especially this particular Queen).
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Comically Small Bribe / int_c4282b71	comment	In the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic comic "Fallensitter", Cadence agrees to foalsit Twilight for the price of 8 bits a night and two oatsicles from the freezer.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_c52ba890	comment	Caesar II lets the player send cash gifts to Caesar in exchange for goodwill and favours. His reactions to sums that are obviously well below what you can afford to offer your august Emperor get a bit dry:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_c652e8c7	comment	In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, SpongeBob attempts to bribe Dennis with "Goober Dollers". He's unimpressed.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_c7359b63	comment	Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show: A Running Gag is many unconnected characters attempting to bribe people (often successfully) with "some paperclips and a Subway coupon". This doubles as a reference to the original series, where Tayuya talks Sasuke into joining Orochimaru with some paper clips and a Subway coupon.â€¨
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Comically Small Bribe / int_c75d67d	comment	Person of Interest: Nathan Ingram sold the Machine to the US government for $1. Not knowing about this, a government official tries to force Nathan to make changes to the Machinenote the Machine is Sinister Surveillance incarnate, but it's also a Black Box that does not supplies any info other than the SSN of the people it deems "relevant" (and "irrelevant") and cannot be ordered who to and who to not survey, which of course makes any prim and proper espionage agency leader antsy by threatening to withhold Nathan's payment. Nathan and Finch have a good chuckle at that. Another inversion occurs when a kid wants to hire Reese to help get revenge on the murderers of the kid's brother. The kid offers Reese all the meager cash he has on him but Reese gives back all except a quarter. Reese was going to help the kid for free but realized that the kid was about to do something very stupid on his own. By agreeing to be the kid's 'employee', Reese could get the kid to stand down and let a professional handle matters.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_c9bb436	comment	Toward A Bright Future: After Y/N and Eri are kidnapped by Overhaul's faction, an assisting Toga offers to give Y/N her gadgets back to give them a chance to escape, if she gets to keep the cat-shaped backpack they were in.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ca036fae	comment	The Loop is a comedy about a man who worked at an airport. In one episode he need to x-ray a bunch of dogs.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_cb3f37de	comment	A very literal example appears in DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story. The bribe is $100,000, which isn't a small amount of money, but it takes up a comically small amount of space inside the briefcase it's presented in.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ccceba90	comment	Medieval II: Total War: Happens annoyingly often, when the rival powers start threatening you with destruction unless you cough up some cash. "Yes, mein freund, I'm afraid the price for peace with the Holy Roman Empire is...one hundred and thirteen Florins!" And yes, if you refuse there is a good chance they'll invade. Of course they're just as likely to invade you a couple of turns after receiving your bribe, backstabbers. However, an easy way to keep the Vatican on your side is to set up a "donation" to the state every turn - even one single florin will be appreciated, amusingly.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ce50887e	comment	Played straight in an episode of Dragon Ball where Master Roshi attempts to buy one of the Dragon Balls from a gang of thieves. He offers what he has in his wallet: three cents and a coupon for a beer. Cue Facepalm from Tien, Chiaotzu, and the bandits.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_cf39ca4f	comment	Pearls Before Swine: Rat and Pig tip the maitre d' a bribe to get a good table at a fancy restaurant. The next panel shows them sitting with their plates on the floor right outside the kitchen doors. Or the time when the Crocs offered Zebra french fries and a milkshake for his life.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_d12babad	comment	Second Wind: Luffy's offer to make Mr. 2 betray Crocodile? "I'll be your friend." And it works.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_d3476c93	comment	One episode of the My Brother, My Brother and Me TV show, Griffin is attempting to get an old job back from Justin's father-in-law, Tommy. During the interview, Griffin slips Tommy $6. It doesn't go well. Later in the episode, he tries to give the audio crew $20 so that he can be de-miced first so that he can go pee. It also doesn't work well, on account of the fact that Travis and Justin were already de-miced first.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_d6778009	comment	In the Cabin Pressure episode "Fitton", Carolyn's rotten ex-husband Gordon offers to buy her aeroplane for Â£100. Since he relays the offer through his Cloud Cuckoolander son Arthur, he has to include an explanation that Arthur isn't giving her the wrong amount by mistake. After this offer is rejected, Gordon makes another offer of Â£1 for the entire company, excluding all the debts. Carolyn seriously considers this offer until one of Douglas's schemes gets the company back into the black.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_d68df17d	comment	Occasionally on Top Gear, when Jeremy Clarkson will offer ludicrously small sums of money if a certain celebrity will appear on the show or someone will lend them a particularly rare and valuable car.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_d6a2059f	comment	A rare dramatic example kicks off the plot of The Last Boy Scout: the Big Bad attempts to bribe the state's Governor so the villains' attempt to monopolize gambling will be legal, but the Governor rejects the bribe because it wasn't high enough. The Big Bad decides on a cheaper solution: assassinate the Governor during the Super Bowl.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_d8520b74	comment	Sam & Max: Freelance Police:
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Comically Small Bribe / int_d8570146	comment	In Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race, Dwayne Sr. tries to bribe the new host Don out of receiving a penalty by offering him coupons. The first coupon was for 25Â¢ off Eggie Muffins, the second was expired.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_d8f7ed7c	comment	Two of the John Putnam Thatcher novels (Murder to Go and Green Grow the Dollars) contain in-universe examples and police officers who can't figure out why the bribe recipient was willing to accept so small a payoff for their action. In both, the bribe givers were trying to hit a balance between "not enough to get the job done" and "so much they'll know something's up", helped by a certain amount of lying — the payoffs were reasonable for what the bribe recipients thought was going on.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_d9c602eb	comment	South Park: Played with the Briefcase Full of Money in the episode "Gnomes": a global coffee company executive attempts to buy Tweek's coffee shop with an empty briefcase. After Mr. Tweek rejects the suitcase, then the executive offers him millions of dollars. In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", Bebe bribes a plastic surgeon to give her a breast reduction for $212 (in nickels) and a gold bracelet, even though any surgery regarding breasts costs at least a few thousand dollars. In contrast, Wendy gets breast implants right away just for offering $3000 in cash. Cartman does this at least twice. First in "Scott Tenorman Must Die" he offers Stan and Kyle $2 each to help him with his revenge plot on Scott Tenorman. They're receptive at first, but then leave after Cartman explains his ridiculous plan to them. Turns out, he anticipated they'd refuse his offer, and it was part of his real plan. The second time was in "Breast Cancer Show Ever", where Cartman offers Wendy $27 to call off their scheduled fight and she also refuses. It's Inverted in "Die Hippie Die," when Cartman is the only person in town with enough skill to take out the hippies who are invading South Park. All of the adults beg him for help, saying that they'll give him anything he wants in exchange. His price? A new Tonka toy remote-control dump truck, the promise that Kyle will never have a truck of his own, and Kyle being Forced to Watch him play with the truck without getting a turn. The adults agree, and sure enough, the final shot of the episode is Cartman happily driving the Tonka trunk around in the school parking lot while an angry Kyle watches.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_da52a723	comment	Rivers of London: After having his inhibitions magically removed during a riot, Deputy Assistant Commissioner Folsom goes on a rant about the "good old days" of London policing and says that they were so corrupt in those days that they could be bought incredibly cheaply.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_dfcf00fb	comment	The plot of Helltaker involves the title character journeying into Hell with goal of assembling a harem of demon girls, up to and including Lucifer. How do you convince THE top demon in Hell to join your harem? By offering her chocolate pancakes.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_e0a3520f	comment	Wednesday offers Tyler $20 dollars if he'll leave his shift an hour early to drive her. Which on top of being only a little more than he'd likely make working the hour, might not even cover the cost of gas for the ride he's offering her, let alone compensate for the risk of losing his job. She ups it to $40, which still qualifies, and he tells her he can't be bought.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_e25322af	comment	Homestar Runner: In the Strong Bad Email "english paper", Strong Bad suggests that Kyle "throw in a little cash" to make sure he gets a good grade on his "Englilsh paper". An Easter egg shows a copy of the paper Strong Bad wrote for Kyle with a handful of small bills and coins taped to it that comes out to about $2.53. Played with in the SBEmail "lackey", where Strong Bad bribes The Cheat into stealing things for him by paying him in pencil shavings. Fortunately for The Cheat, he's able to trick Bubs into accepting pencil shavings as legal tender. In "trading cards", Strong Bad gets rid of Homestar by offering him a sticky note with a doodle of Strong Bad bench-pressing dinosaurs in exchange for a "get-out-of-my-face".
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Comically Small Bribe / int_e293455a	comment	On Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anya once tried to bribe a demon with promises that she would have sex with him, and the demon responded that he didn't find a human-looking creature like Anya to be sexually attractive (thus averting the Mars Needs Women trope that has certainly been played straight elsewhere in the Buffyverse). Of course, Anya was insulted that her sexual bribery turned out to be this. (There's a Double Entendre in there somewhere, but not quite as easily as if it were a male getting turned down.)
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Comically Small Bribe / int_e5feb1e	comment	Ace Attorney: Miles Edgeworth bribes a certain witness into behaving by offering her a stick of gum. And then requests that Phoenix gets the bill. This crops up several times in the Turnabout Samurai case. Phoenix is only able to convince a witness to the crime to tell what he saw in exchange for a very rare Steel Samurai card. The witness was a second grader who was more than a little obsessed with the show, but still. (Hilariously, before the exchange, the kid lectures Phoenix on the importance of equal value exchange of goods and services). Phoenix is only able to provide that rare card by trading another rare card to another collector.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_e6e7aee4	comment	In Strange Brew, a doughnut is used as a bribe. It was a jelly, eh.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_e8f06746	comment	In Coach Random, Nightlatch the Frog Pimp introduces cops to his friend Washington—who is the man featured on the $1 bill.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_e936047a	comment	In Hey Arnold!, Arnold's grandmother attempts to bribe someone with, "Maybe a picture of Lincoln will change your mind..." — and shows the guy a small framed portrait of Abraham Lincoln. Arnold steps in and bribes him successfully with an actual $5 bill.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ea4f62db	comment	Family Guy: When Peter has declared his house to be a sovereign nation, he ends up at war with the United States. Peter's first peace offer is that he gets to keep his sovereignty and gets his neighbor Joe's pool, which is denied, and then just keeping his sovereignty, which is denied again. So he demands... a pen sitting on the desk in front of him: When Peter was visiting Brown University, he offers the Dean's secretary a $5 bribe to get Meg admitted. Peter also learns that the Cuban Black Market does not accept bits of string in lieu of payment. Store policy. Peter tried to bribe a judge with a magazine subscription. The judge turns it down because he already has a subscription to that magazine. Chris runs off to live with a tribe in the jungle. When the family arrives to get him back Peter learns that his $37 makes him the richest man in the village and he begins giving out tiny bribes for everything, including the natives acting out Seinfeld episodes. Also Joe Pesci will say things that sound funny for a nickel. After he laughs Peter throws a coin at the village warriors — "Here's a dime. Kill Pesci." When Brian get's weed legalized, Carter enlists Peter's help in reversing it due to hemp products costing him lumber sales. Peter doesn't want to go against Brain but Carter wins him over with a light up butterfly yoyo (not even to keep, but just for today and once more in the summer).
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Comically Small Bribe / int_eb0d79a	comment	Dean the pig of Liberty Meadows attempts to bribe Frank the veterinarian into giving him liposuction with five dollars; he subsequently ups this to ten dollars.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ee6c1abc	comment	In the Strong Bad Email "english paper", Strong Bad suggests that Kyle "throw in a little cash" to make sure he gets a good grade on his "Englilsh paper". An Easter egg shows a copy of the paper Strong Bad wrote for Kyle with a handful of small bills and coins taped to it that comes out to about $2.53.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ee8c1769	comment	Blood Meridian with extra sprinkles: Judge Holden says that if The Man gives in to the side of war and hatred, he can have an Oreo cookie. The Man rejects it because he is a diabetic.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_eeb170e3	comment	Spy School: Warren was only paid $250 for betraying everyone else to Spyder, although Ben suspects that personal pettiness also played a role in that betrayal.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_ef14cf5c	comment	In an episode of The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, an Italian crook threatens to drain every canal in Venice dry unless he gets 3 thousand lire. Which is something like 6 American dollars. This is even funnier now that Italy has switched to Euros and lire can't even be used.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f0b55dd	comment	Max in Housepets! makes it all the more comical: "Mr. Washington" is a quarter.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f3fd4c52	comment	Equestria Girls: A Fairly Odd Friendship: Timmy giving two WHOLE...cookies to Shallowgrave to get him to look the other way. He happily takes the deal.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f42befdb	comment	In the seventh Captain Underpants book, the kids write a comic that opens with a lament about how out of touch old people are. Among other reasons, one of their complaints is that they have no idea how much things cost, illustrated by a grandpa giving his kid a nickel saying "why don't you buy a video game with it?" This is inverted when the villains of the comic create "Robo-grannies", who give their kids $100 to buy a candy bar.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f46fa37	comment	Cyrano de Bergerac: Cyrano invokes this trope at Act II, Scene V, trying to bribe Roxane's Duenna to leave him alone with Roxane (he then bribes her properly).
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f4857d3	comment	At one point in Dragon Quest: The Adventure of Dai, when Chu still harbors a crush on Maam, he offers to pay Pop two gold piecesnote (gold pieces being the basic monetary measurement unit) to get Pop to separate himself from Maam for good. Pop shows his "appreciation" by smacking Chu upside his head.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f493e37e	comment	In One, Two, Three MacNamara gets the East German border guards at the Brandenburg Gate to wave his car through and not ask inconvenient questions by giving them ... a six-pack of Coca-Cola.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f4a6ae8	comment	In Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, when Dean Gladstone refuses to do anything about Kappa Nu, Kelly slides a handful of change across the desk to her and says "Here's a little something to change your mind." The Dean pockets the change, but when Kelly asks if they have a deal, Dean Gladstone says no.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f4e799ee	comment	How this can be used in real life was addressed in Burn Notice. They explain that actual cash in such a small bribe is only part of the whole plan. If you want to get access to something in a location isn't too high security, (such as an upscale parking garage) you behave like an obnoxious tool and offer a small but not insignificant amount to the security guard, (say, between twenty to fifty dollars) pretending that you believe it's a standard fee to get inside. Even the most honest guard may decide they don't feel bad for slightly taking advantage of someone who is making themselves as unlikable as possible, and since you "believe" it's a regular fee and thus won't report the guard, the guard should decide they have nothing to lose by taking the cash, (in other words, they won't be reported for taking bribes or acting inappropriately) and let you in just to get some kind of profit for having to deal with your jerkassery.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f51c266d	comment	Dr Glaucomflecken: The General Surgeon is able to get the Anesthesiologist to take on a several extra surgeries by giving him a new book of Sudoku puzzles. After accepting the bribe, the Anesthesiologist discovers that the Surgeon already did the easy ones.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f579e2c5	comment	Subverted in The Candidates (based on a true country). Duke Hatchet tries to bribe Kimmy Faimwhorre with $200 to keep her quiet about her affair with a presidential candidate. She's insulted and outraged - and declares that she'd never settle for less than $500! note He haggles her down to $460.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f57df9ed	comment	Nerds: A Musical Software Satire features Bill Gates and Paul Allen buying DOS from Tim Patterson for the price of three Playboy magazines, two meat sticks, and an action figure. Patterson takes it, figuring that has to be worth more than his other offer — 50% of the stock of the then-nascent Starbucks.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f655ed11	comment	The man interviewing Frasier and Lilith for Frederick's place at a prestigious school: "I'll have you know that in 50 years, I have never accepted a bribe!" He takes the cheque. "This is an insult!" He reads the cheque. "In every possible way." He hands cheque back and leaves, slamming the door.
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Comically Small Bribe / int_f7d8fd70	comment	The Goon Show, in which people will gladly perform insane actions for photographs of moneynote In the world of The Goon Show, photographs of a thing are treated exactly the same as the thing itself or bags of sweets. (Of course, that last one was Bluebottle, and he's generally portrayed as a young and mildly insane Boy Scout, so...)
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Comically Small Bribe / int_fa3e5824	comment	In Superbad after a driver hits Seth he offers him seven dollars as a bribe to shush him, Seth insults him and asks a not-too-happy rhetorical question, "What are you, a six-year-old?" given that the driver is a full-grown man who should already be working a job to pay for his car.
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Supreme Chancellor Obi-Wan Kenobi (Fanfic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Thank You (Fanfic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Chosen Six (Fanfic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Sage's Disciple (Fanfic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
the superhero game (Fanfic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
to lose someone (Fanfic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Total Drama Comeback Series (Fanfic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Toward A Bright Future (Fanfic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
A Night at the Roxbury / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Bad Teacher / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Barbershop / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Captain Phillips / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Cop and a Half / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
El Camino / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
From Beijing With Love / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
From Justin to Kelly / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
G.I. Joe: Retaliation / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Game Night / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Happy Gilmore / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Henry V (1989) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Last Holiday / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Lincoln / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Max Keeble's Big Move / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Miracle on 34th Street / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Neighbors (2014) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
One, Two, Three / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
R.O.T.O.R. / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Red Sparrow / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Rosemary's Baby / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Strange Brew / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Super Troopers / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Swingers / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Blackening / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Condemned (2007) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Crazies (2010) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The French Dispatch / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Muppet Movie / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Tuxedo / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Wing or the Thigh / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
24-Hour Party People / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Under the Silver Lake / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Unhinged (2020) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
War Dogs / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Perry Mason (Franchise) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Mindcrack Server (Lets Play) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Sips (Lets Play) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Bad Kitty / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
John Putnam Thatcher / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Johnny Maxwell Trilogy / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Making Money / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Rivers of London / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Sick Little Monkeys / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Space Marine Battles / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Spy School / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Candidates (based on a true country) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Count of Monte Cristo / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Fragility of Bodies / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Lost Fleet / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Player of Games / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
X-Wing Series / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Dcoetzee	seeAlso	Comically Small Bribe
After God (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Aho Girl (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Death Note (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Dragon Goes House-Hunting (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Dragon Quest: The Adventure of Dai (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Gintama (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
My Classmate Sakamata-san (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Way of the Househusband (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Yu-Gi-Oh! R (Manga) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Starbomb (Music) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Dollop (Podcast) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Goon Show (Radio) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Men from the Ministry (Radio) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Fifteen Strangers (Roleplay) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Billions / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Blue Water High / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Boy Meets World / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Corner Gas / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Crank Yankers / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Desperate Housewives / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Family Fortunes / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Friday Night Dinner / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Full House / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Galavant / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Greed / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Hogan's Heroes / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Iron Fist (2017) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Joe Pera Talks With You / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Kim's Convenience / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Las Vegas / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Limitless / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Malcolm in the Middle / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Mama's Family / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
MonkTropesA-E	seeAlso	Comically Small Bribe
Peep Show / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Primetime Glick / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Severance (2022) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Spin City / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Still Game / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Succession / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Amanda Show / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Lunchroom / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Odd Couple (1970) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Wrong Mans / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Three's Company / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Tiger King / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
White House Plumbers / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Young Sheldon / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Paranoia (Tabletop Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Cyrano de Bergerac (Theatre) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Nerds: A Musical Software Satire (Theatre) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
35MM: A Musical Exhibition (Theatre) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Bear With Me (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Déjà Vu (1985) (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Deponia (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Disco Elysium (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Disgaea RPG (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Distant Worlds (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Empire Earth (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Evil Genius 2 (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
FTL: Faster Than Light (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
FTL: Faster Than Light Multiverse (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Final Fantasy VII (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Grim Dawn (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Heavy Rain (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Knights of the Old Republic (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Magical Vacation (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Mass Effect (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Pharaoh (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Poptropica (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Rome: Total War (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Spacebase Startopia (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Splatoon 3 (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Bill Cosby Fun Game (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Yakuza 4 (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
They Are My Noble Masters (Visual Novel) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Fazbear and Friends (ZAMination) (Web Animation) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Flash-Gitz Animation (Web Animation) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Moonkitti (Web Animation) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Red vs. Blue (Web Animation) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Dudim In The Family (Webcomic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Adventure Is Nigh (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Auralnauts Star Wars (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul What IF (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Dad (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Death Note: The Abridged Series (kpts4tv) (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Dr Glaucomflecken (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Drew Gooden (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Friendship is Witchcraft (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Hermitcraft (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Internet Historian (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Jerma985 (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Lifesteal SMP (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Mindcrack (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
SMPLive (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Scootertrix the Abridged (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Yuriofwind (Web Video) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Flagland (Webcomic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Paranatural (Webcomic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Something*Positive (Webcomic) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Last Mechanical Monster (Webcomic)	seeAlso	Comically Small Bribe
Batman and Harley Quinn / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Camp Lazlo / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Ferdinand / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Monsters at Work / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Monsters, Inc. / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Monsters, Inc. / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Recess / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
South Park: Joining the Panderverse / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Chipmunk Adventure / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Cuphead Show! / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
The Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Time Warp Trio / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Trolls / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Trolls World Tour / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
True and the Rainbow Kingdom / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
Atlas Shrugged / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe
[PROTOTYPE 2] (Video Game) / int_98aaf983	type	Comically Small Bribe

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