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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!

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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!	comment	Sometimes, a completely mundane substance is treated as if it had psychedelic effects and was highly addictive. Compare: Alien Catnip: Where mundane substances really are drugs to someone due to Bizarre Alien Biology; Drunk on Milk: For drunkenness; Evil Tastes Good: Which might involve a completely mundane substance like Turkish Delight magically being made addictive; Fake High: When druglike effects are achieved through the placebo effect; Fantastic Drug: When the "drug" doesn't even exist in reality; Addictive Magic: Magic is a drug. Drunk on the Dark Side/This Is Your Brain on Evil: Evil is a drug. Frothy Mugs of Water: Where this happens because, originally, it was a drug, but was censored either to a more G-Rated Drug or a completely harmless substance; G-Rated Drug: Where a Moral Guardian approved "soft" drug's effects are vastly exaggerated to fit a storyline that would otherwise require harder drugs to work. High on Catnip: When a catlike character ingests catnip; High on Homicide: When a person feels a tranquil intoxication from having just killed someone; Intoxication Ensues: Where otherwise straitlaced characters accidentally ingest a drug, or too much of their prescribed meds, and Hilarity Ensues; Marijuana Is LSD: Where marijuana's effects are highly exaggerated; Mushroom Samba: Where characters "trip" on hallucinogens of some kind without meaning to; Must Have Caffeine: Coffee is a popular target for this trope, and sometimes they go overboard. Toad Licking: Where a character gets high by licking toads.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_10917acb	comment	One episode of The Snorks features Bigweed replacing the Snorks' "reefberry" crop with berries that make them act like they are on pot.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_11c6567a	comment	Thursday Next has a sideline smuggling cheese from Wales, and there's a scene in First Among Sequels reminiscent of Pulp Fiction where she meets her contact and tests the product.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_12192c96	comment	In the third episode of Space Tree, Ghost Spider gives the Commander non-alcoholic beer, which causes him to go to jail for drunk flying. Although everything about that was fake.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_160b4833	comment	Clone High: Raisins are used, which they roll and smoke, turning some students into flower children and causing others to go on a bizarre "trip". In a subversion, it turns out raisins don't get you high. It is all a scam by a raisin industry spokesperson to get people to buy them, and all the effects are psychosomatic. In the pilot, Abe is forced to buy non-alcoholic beer for a party, but everyone acts drunk anyway. Of course, this happens in real life, if the drinkers don't know it's non-alcoholic. Even with regular beer, drinkers tend to act drunk long before their body actually gets the chance to absorb the alcohol.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_169f043b	comment	In Korea, it's StarCraft.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_1a262ab5	comment	In Get Fuzzy, Bucky occasionally gets high on catnip.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_1beda93b	comment	Sluggy Freelance: The MMORPG "Years of Yarncraft" is frequently treated like an addictive narcotic (how much that's Truth in Television is up to you.) For Kiki the hyperactive ferret, a small amount of sugar is roughly equivalent to a large dose of crystal meth.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_1beec425	comment	In Scary Go Round, Shelley manages to get high on jam.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_22058212	comment	Bottom, Burglary. Richie ponders that the burglars are maybe looking for drugs, Eddie notes they don't have any - therein lies the problem as the burglars will continue to search in vain 'til sunrise. Thinking of an appeasement strategy, they try to think of the strongest thing throw down the stairs to make them go away. The best Eddie can think of is Lemsip (cold medicine).
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_24003723	comment	Showbiz from Achewood is addicted to, of all things, Rockford Fosgate automobile audio equipment. He does not have a car.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_261c8d3f	comment	The Simpsons: One segment of the episode "Love, Springfieldian Style" parodies the Sid Vicious biopic Sid and Nancy, with Nelson as Sid Vicious and Lisa as Nancy Spungen. Since both characters are kids, they use chocolate instead of heroin (they freebase it over spoons, snort it like cocaine, and immediately flush it down the toilet when the police show up). The episode even has a deliberately Anvilicious "Only losers put chocolate in their bodies!" speech. The Simpsons does the not-really-a-drug thing repeatedly: for example, Bart and Milhouse's syrup-only Squishee in "Boy-Scoutz in da Hood", or Lisa drinking the "water" on the Little Land of Duff ride in "Selma's Choice". Krusty smokes ground-up moon rocks out of a crackpipe. In "Sweet and Sour Marge", Springfield's addiction to sugar is revealed. Disco Stu even refers to it as "the white stuff". Bart and Lisa go on a trip after eating highly potent English chocolate while in London... The trippy episode where Homer eats "The Merciless Hot Peppers of Quetzalshacatenango, grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum", a.k.a. Guatemalan Insanity Peppers ("El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer"). Getting drunk happens a fair bit in the Simpsons, such as when the family goes to a milkshake carnival and Homer drinks so many he ends up drunk. Bart tricks Rod and Todd Flanders into trying Pixie Stix by telling them they're sugar-free. He then cackles as they instantly get hooked. In "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays", babies pass around pacifiers like bongs. In "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses", Barney replaces its alcoholism with addition to caffé mocha. Of course Moe adapts to that change of habits. In "The PTA Disbands" Lisa is shown to be addicted to being graded; she begs her mother for an A and builds a perpetual motion machine in order to get attention
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_26f0d547	comment	In episode 7 of Kotoura-san, Hiyori's cooking is so bad that, when she and Manabe eat some in episode 7, they both act like they're drunk and/or on some sort of hallucinogen.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_2a4c791e	comment	Ah! My Goddess: If Belldandy drinks even just a sip of cola, she gets drunk. On the other hand, real alcohol has no effect on her.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_2ae406c1	comment	Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri or, as appropriately-initialed SMAC.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_2b82b95f	comment	iCarly played Spencer's pranking obsession like a drug addict relapsing, complete with an intervention to try and break his habit.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_2d01f8dc	comment	In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode "Buy Beer", the boys think they've gotten drunk on non-alcoholic "near beer". They even completely fail a sobriety test, leading the cop to conclude that "You guys aren't drunk... you're just really stupid."
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_311f09cf	comment	Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns has Megan react strangely when ingesting fish. This old lady, who sometimes feels her age, jumps up and becomes hyperactive, friendly and happy and even races out of her home like a little schoolgirl. After it wears off, she returns home very groggy and explains that she woke up in front of her barn, with no memory of how she got there. She might be aware of some of its effect on her, as she hates getting fish as a gift.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_341a1fd2	comment	Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: Daphne has a pretty serious chocolate addiction.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_350688f0	comment	Twice Sunstone has shown what can happen when people let BDSM go to their heads. Ally and Alan neglected their collage work and turned their relationship into a competitive game of ego feeding. Ally even referred to herself as having been like an addict. Marion was so keen to convince Alan to go further with her she lost her job and neglected to properly consider the safety issues of self-bondage.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_3c53ffa8	comment	Yet another episode had Chester Cheetah snorting up ground up Cheetos like cocaine while listening to Rush and proclaiming "there is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart!" before smashing a glass table with his fist.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_3d0f5f70	comment	In the Edo portion of Final Fantasy Legend II on the Game Boy, several townspeople have banana cravings.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_3d6f1647	comment	Mrs Flatbottom's lemonade in the Squirrel Boy episode "Flatbottom's Up". The effects of drinking it are displayed as an LSD-style trip.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_3ebc1967	comment	He also once said that he was "addicted to coke back in my wall street days". Cut to a flashback of him working at a video store (with a Wall Street poster on the wall), drinking a can of Coca-Cola, and giggling like a stoner.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_3f4ad663	comment	Parker Lewis Can't Lose once dealt with video game addiction. In an abrupt about-face, the episode ends with the characters not demonising video games or even the playing of them, but saying what matters is how you approach them. They even give the "addicted" character a Game Gear after he proves he has control over his game playing habits by destroying all his video game material. And in doing so instill in him a new, much harsher addiction to batteries, which those damned things went through like popcorn.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_404622d6	comment	When Mac from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends has even the smallest amount of sugar, he enters an extremely hyperactive sugar rush wherein he behaves uncharacteristically selfish and irresponsible, and is willing to do anything for more, even walk around naked in public. The aftermath is treated like a hangover. This example is Truth in Television, as sugar does have addictive properties and an extremely well-known tendency to make you hyper. Also, excessive consumption of sugar can induce a sugar headache. On a similar note, Mr. Herriman's love of carrots is portrayed as this in "Crime After Crime." He even talks about Going Cold Turkey (yes, they actually say "cold turkey") at the end of the episode.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_41b0198a	comment	In The Dresden Files, the Little Folk (pixies) love pizza with a passion that is not rivaled by any in this world. Watching them devour it has been variously compared to Jaws and a school of piranhas. Harry Dresden pays them in pizza and in return they provide him with whatever services he asks of them. There are no drug-like effects aside from addiction — but a captured pixie who refuses to touch the stuff strongly implies there will be down the road. As Sanya puts it:
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_42c05590	comment	Rocko's Modern Life: The show did the whole getting-drunk-on-ice-cream thing as well, at Filburt's bachelor party. Heffer even attempts to fly a plane while intoxicated. Done also with Filburt's first taste of candy in the Halloween episode. Rocko's nail-biting was treated like alcoholism, due to the disapproval and embarrassment of his friends and the difficulty he had quitting, which eventually required a 12-step program (in this case, involving a group of cartoonish critters who called themselves "The Twelve Steps").
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_46518682	comment	The Cookie Monster confessed his addiction to Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report:
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_4692ba4d	comment	In the Sam & Max: Freelance Police cartoon, there were two separate references to a character spending a portion of their life in a hallucinatory daze after eating a bad cheese sandwich.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_49ad83ee	comment	World of Warcraft. There's a reason why they call it "Warcrack". By the same token, a lot of things on the Crack is Cheaper page.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_4c095a1f	comment	In the original series, episode "Microbots", the Deceptions "over-energized" on Energon and act drunk.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_4e0ae9f0	comment	Parodied in Welcome to the NHK when Misaki, jealous of Satou's love for an older, hard drug-using woman, tries to overdose... on mints.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_4e45b093	comment	Subverted in an episode of The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon, Howard and Leonard are attempting to build a quantum guidance system for the military on an impossible deadline which Sheldon arrogantly promised. Sheldon drinks a single energy drink and then begins acting as if he has a drug problem in a classic "innocuous item/substance humorously treated like narcotics" bit. However, when Leonard confronts him about wasting an entire day freaking out about a non-existent problem, Sheldon admits that he realised he's not smart enough to solve the math in the time they have and was deliberately looking for an excuse to not do the work.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_4e7016bd	comment	In The Croods: A New Age when Dawn gets stung through the hand by a giant bee, it causes her hand to swell up and turn purple and the poison makes her delirious, causing her to behave as if she were drunk.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_52eecc0c	comment	The Frosty Freeze Freeze slushie is featured as a major plot point in Fanboy and Chum Chum too many times to let it slip. For an incredibly exaggerated example, see the episode "Berry Sick" - or, for that matter, this sequence.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_54291151	comment	Littlest Pet Shop (2012): In the episode "Topped with Buttercream", the pets sneak into the sweet shop next door (owned by Youngmee's Aunt Christie) along with Aunt Christie's hyperactive pet rabbit Buttercream Sunday, and indulge themselves on all the candies, doughnuts, cookie dough, frosting, and other sweets in the shop's kitchen. They start to get sick and show characteristic signs of being on drugs, such as jitteriness and eye twitching. Penny Ling even starts hallucinating while on her sugar high. A while after they realize they've accidentally locked themselves in the pantry, the pets end up forming a crude tribe while still on their sugar highs. However, they eventually snap out of it. The pets, except Pepper, become addicted to Mitzi's scents in "Sue Syndrome." Mitzi even describes her signature scent as making those who smell it "delirious." These six pets become hooked by those smells within hours. By the end of the day, they have become incredibly dependent on Mitzi and require smelling her aromas every few minutes to not go completely mad, constantly desperately begging Mitzi for more. This is unintentional on Mitzi's part, and she would rather not have her scents be so addictive. Specifically to Blythe, her mother Betty's journal becomes very addictive for her to read in "Pitch Purrfect." Blythe will prioritize reading it above all other things, gets antsy and cranky if she is forcibly made to stop reading it, and even starts suffering from withdrawal if taken away from her. The addiction renders her unable to perform any task, no matter how simple, due to her overwhelming urge to continue reading the journal. Blythe eventually realizes she has a problem with it consuming her life, however, and snaps out of it by the end of the episode.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_55ef2655	comment	Kenan & Kel with Kel's orange soda. There's an episode where he gives it up and some of the effects...well… The actor who played Kel would later end up doing time for cocaine possession.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_5af707ee	comment	Home Movies has Jason get drunk off candy and trying to seduce Melissa with a kiss.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_5c600b17	comment	The American dub of Digimon has one episode wherein two of the main characters get an enemy red-faced and drunk on brown-bottled "soda" so they can sneak past him when he passes out. It is explained that "the bubbles go right to his head."
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_5ca2f3f9	comment	In Wizards of Waverly Place, you'd better think twice before giving an elf chocolate.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_5fa33285	comment	A peach does the job and knocks Sarah into a fever dream in Labyrinth. (A sexy fever dream?)
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_60e46926	comment	In the 1960s, MAD had a comic by Don Martin about a hippie trying to extract bananadine (see Real Life below) from a banana peel. He failed, only to see stars upon slipping on the peel and hitting his head on the worktop.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_60f02ddb	comment	American Dad!: In the episode "A Stan in the Hand", Stan masturbates for the first time and becomes addicted to doing it with his burn ointment, and acts like a crack addict (constantly twitching, scratching himself, etc.) when he can't get his ointment "fix". There is also the episode "When a Stan Loves a Woman" where Steve gets addicted to an energy drink called "Cougar Boost" and he does whatever it takes to buy more, even going as far as selling his friends fake tickets to see Battlestar: Galactica on Ice. By the end, Steve's friends appear in his room and look like they are about to do an intervention, but instead they beat Steve up because they found out that the tickets were fake.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_6371380f	comment	In episode 7 of The New Adventures of Captain S, the main character gets drunk after drinking four milkshakes.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_671d5c19	comment	An episode of The Powerpuff Girls (1998) has the girls getting a single piece of candy as a reward for saving the day. They instantly get addicted and make a shady deal with Mojo Jojo to get more. When Mojo steals the candy himself, they beat him to an inch of his life over it, at which point they realize they have a problem. Another episode has Mojo give some of the girls' classmates some Chemical X, which gives them temporary powers. When they run out, they go back to him and ask for more, willing to beat the Powerpuff Girls to get another fix.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_671dadb5	comment	The Powerpuff Girls (2016) also has an episode where the girls get completely wasted from eating too much candy at a slumber party and wake up the next morning unable to remember the events of the previous night.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_69fa7496	comment	Disney Ducks Comic Universe: There are two Donald Duck stories of which the older about Donald's fixation with soda is a rather obvious parallel to alcoholism, right down to his loved ones staging an intervention, and sending him to rehab. And secret stashes of soda in the house. The newer shows Scrooge McDuck addicted to coffee, now with parallels to drugs. In an older Carl Barks story, Scrooge McDuck is depicted addicted to nutmeg-tea; interestingly, considering the real, drug-like effects of large doses of nutmeg. As a (possibly unintended) subversion of sorts, he never cuts the habit but gets a fresh supply of the substance at the end of the story. According to Don Rosa's canon, he still keeps indulging in the stuff with the old enthusiasm.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_6c1d09b3	comment	Considering that in Fallout 3 you can visit the Washington factory and discover a tremendously long list of side effects from early Nuka-Cola formulae testing, including delirium tremens, dysentery, coma and death, it being ONLY addictive is actually pretty tame...
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_6eb4ca5c	comment	In Jackie Chan Adventures, Jackie gets bitten by a poisonous snake, leaving him very thirsty and disoriented during a fight against the Terrible Trio... a perfect set-up for a family-friendly Shout-Out to his movie Legend of Drunken Master. They do this again later, with him getting the bends.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_6f734712	comment	Almost every single episode from the first season of Smallville treats the Monster of the Week as a metaphor for drug addiction.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_706f2ec3	comment	The Strange Calls: One episode has some townspeople becoming addicted to a jingle, which causes them to become mowing-crazed violent lunatics. They go through severe withdrawal symptoms involving twitching and vomiting when separated from it. Many of the townspeople mistake them for being on ice (methamphetamines). The same episode also treats "Pocket Pets" (a Tomodachi-like video game) like an addictive drug.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_71a7a452	comment	A three-part episode of Awesome Video Games has Ace and Chet's cousin Lester come over, essentially acting like a drug dealer, and introduces them to "codes" via the Game Genie for their NES. Side effects include smoke coming out of their NES, a really messed up Super Mario Bros., psychedelic hallucinations, and getting high…scores.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_727bb60d	comment	When Eris gets into some catnip in Cat Planet Cuties, she goes bouncing around the room and becomes even more hyper than normal, like she just did a line of coke, instead of getting stoned like how catnip is normally portrayed as a marijuana equivalent.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_73d7930f	comment	Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: In episode "Rapture", Sisko gets hit by an electric charge from a malfunctioning console and spends the rest of the episode under the same effects as LSD. From the same series, Jem'Hadar soldiers are terminally dependent on a substance known as "Ketracel White". Their DNA falls apart if they go too long without it. It looks like a white fluid, albeit administered via the side of the neck
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_75effdd0	comment	Joan from Amelia Rules! creates a drink called Joan's Jet (half ginger ale, half grenadine, and a Mentos mint) at Amelia's 11th birthday party. The ensuing sugar rush after she gets one too many fully justifies the name. Apparently it can also cause bad trips:
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_77184a72	comment	Victorious: There was a Running Gag about Cat getting addicted to a sugary candy called Bibble. It's treated like a drug addiction, with Cat's parents going so far as to get a bodyguard to prevent her from eating Bibble.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_774aac31	comment	The aliens in District 9 are addicted to cat food. This is a reference to the rather horrible stereotypes about the inhabitants of slums such as the actual location where District 9 was shot.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_77677ed1	comment	In the background fiction of Sword of the Stars, Hivers find cheese intoxicating.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_7884ec15	comment	Seinfeld had shower-heads with illegally high pressure.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_7950b30f	comment	The Colbert Report: Spoofing the immense amount of media coverage Starbucks' three-hour nationwide shutdown received, Stephen Colbert did a segment in which he reacts to three hours without coffee by going into severe withdrawal. He physically attacks those around him, digs desperately through garbage cans for old Starbucks cups that he can burn and inhale, and, when Starbucks "finally" reopens, huddling naked in a shower stall and dousing himself in cup after cup of coffee. The Cookie Monster confessed his addiction to Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report:
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_7a6b17a	comment	In Villain.net, Jake becomes addicted to the power Villain.net gives him. Literally. If he goes too long without it, he'll die. He even notes that he's just like those drug addicts his teachers would rant on about.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_7d20ef2c	comment	Bloom County tackled the "War On Drugs" topic in various ways, but one of them was rather silly: "Snorting Dandelions".
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_7d5e43b0	comment	Bill's 'lemon sherbet' in the early seasons of The Goodies, even to the extent of a policeman asking what he was on.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_7e35116c	comment	In the episode "Major Boobage", the concentrated urine that male cats spray in the presence of other male cats gets people high. This causes hallucinations of a fantasy world based on Heavy Metal, where almost everything looks like breasts. At the end of the episode, Kenny has rid himself of his addiction to cat urine, and is shown enjoying life. As he smells some flowers, Stan comments that he is getting high on life. When Kenny begins frantically snorting the flowers, Stan notes, worriedly, that he's getting really high on life. In South Park: The Fractured but Whole, "Cheesing" returns as a drug epidemic that turns the town into a Wretched Hive.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_81b76f22	comment	In Chibi-Robo!, Jenny's stuffed toy bear Sunshine goes absolutely crazy for flower nectar, to the point where it resembles cocaine addiction complete with withdrawals, hyperactivity, and mood swings.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_83179462	comment	In How to Get Rid of Cellulite, the three protagonists get stoned to the point of Mushroom Samba on banana peels.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_85a5a3b9	comment	In Transformers: Prime Ratchet wants to help the Autobot cause. He injects Synth-En into himself to perform experiments and finds that it makes him strong and fast enough to engage in full battle. It also makes him far more aggressive. This works like performance-enhancing steroids and was made for a year when the UK was hosting the Olympics. Robot roid rage is NOT pretty.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_86f433bb	comment	In the Nursery Crime book The Fourth Bear, the bears have problems with porridge, honey, buns and marmalade (in increasing order of addictiveness).
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_89bf8ce	comment	30 Rock: Kenneth the Page "rides the brown serpent" when a cappuccino machine is introduced to his desk. He also once said that he was "addicted to coke back in my wall street days". Cut to a flashback of him working at a video store (with a Wall Street poster on the wall), drinking a can of Coca-Cola, and giggling like a stoner.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_89ecf5a8	comment	O'Grady: The episode where the school has to give up sugar, as well as Iris' love of chocolate.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_8b419fa5	comment	Rocky from Lackadaisy has had an... interesting reaction to pancakes as a child. "I CAN SEE ETERNITY." Of course, having made this claim, the author goes on to posit that this may be incorrect, and it's just all the sugar he's getting from drenching them in syrup. Which is still this trope. He hasn't grown out of this by adulthood, as his sugar highs are shown as comparable to dropping particularly bad acid.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_8ba4613a	comment	Ryuk in Death Note, while he doesn't actually display symptoms when having eaten apples, does experience withdrawal when he doesn't have access to any. He even describes apples to him as drugs to humans.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_8c5f8573	comment	On (both versions of) Being Human, blood is like drugs for vampires.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_90d45233	comment	In The Underland Chronicles, some of the carnivorous plants in the Jungle subdue you by getting you high.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_920f4a8c	comment	Joe from The Silent Age orders the fanciest cocktail the barkeep can make and after tasting describes it in a variety of such intriguing ways you're left wondering.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_93c99d88	comment	Instant Classic has pop (especially diet pop) as a standard G-Rated Drug, with the worker at the movie theater concession stand acting as a bartender.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_9449b5bb	comment	Parodied in The Bleak Old Shop Of Stuff, as the Secret-Past children try to work out what their mother has got hooked on in prison. Gin? Laudanum? Opium and tonic? No, more addictive and incapacitating than any of these, she's become a treacle-fiend!
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_9582bc82	comment	In First Wave, Cade literally rubs some salt in Joshua's wounds; he proceeds to get all dreamy about how nice Earth is and give the reasoning for his soon-to-be-revealed Heel–Face Turn. Cade is shocked at his state of mind, realizing salt is their heroin. In a later episode, we even see a Gua hunting down another in a back alley, where he has been hanging out with human heroin junkies feeding his addiction to salt.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_95ab652e	comment	Dream of a Rarebit Fiend, from 1906, in which a man pigs out on "Welsh rarebit" (cheese on toast with sauce), and staggers home in a state of severe intoxication before having a bizarre Acid Reflux Nightmare.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_98bc436a	comment	Gumby had a serious milkshake problem.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_99c003af	comment	The Boondocks episode "The Itis" portrays the incredibly unhealthy food of The Itis restaurant as being akin to drugs, the addicts even turning the adjacent park into a bad neighborhood. Riley even explicitly compares it to what crack must feel like.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_9a1a8272	comment	Odd Squad: To resident alcoholic and Odd Squad Director Oprah, juice is her signature drink that she can't live without, having up to a thousand juice boxes on the daily before cutting back to one hundred in later episodes. When she is unable to drink juice, she begins to suffer from signs of alcoholism, slowly declining in physical health and appearance until she becomes what can best be described as a Technically Living Zombie. It helps that she ran a fruit stand prior to joining Odd Squad, where her partner Yucks Shmumbers invented the juice box to begin with. Surprisingly, juice isn't shown to be addictive to any other character, meaning that it's not the liquid itself that's alcoholic and that it being alcoholic is restricted to Oprah.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_9e2eedeb	comment	In the film version of Reefer Madness: The Musical, at the end of "Listen To Jesus, Jimmy," Jesus challenges Jimmy to "take a hit of God" and see if he can "handle the high". Jimmy refuses, saying, "I've got a new god now!"
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_9f02efb1	comment	EverQuest, also known as EverCrack
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_9fcc8c53	comment	Soda Popinski in Punch-Out!!. A single drop from his bottle causes him to spring up from being knocked down, get red and steamy and release a barrage of uppercuts. Another example of Bowdlerization leading to this; Soda Popinski was originally the Trope Namer for Vodka Drunkenski.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_a4515c7c	comment	OFF puts Sugar in this role. Of course, it's made quite differently (and more nightmarishly) than its real-life counterpart. Just don't stand between an Elsen and his dessert, or the normally meek and cowardly li'l guy might just get a lot more violent.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_a609791a	comment	The Scooby Snacks from Scooby-Doo. Shaggy and Scooby are extremely addicted to them.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_a825da3e	comment	Magic: The Gathering is called "Cardboard Crack" by most people who play it.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_a895e9d3	comment	Portal 2: Corrupted!Wheatley seems to get high from watching Chell solve puzzles. GLaDOS confirms that the system gives the AI a euphoric response for testing that gets smaller as you get used to it, and Wheatley doesn't have the intellectual capacity to overcome the withdrawal symptoms.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_ac67074d	comment	In one Teen Titans episode, Cyborg's dependency on a new Processor was treated like a drug addiction.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_ad7edd1f	comment	In Kaamelott, almond paste (a Roman delicacy) is treated as very addictive for both Guenièvre and Bohort. Guenièvre confesses that the stuff was helping her cope with her dreary life, and she shows every symptoms of withdrawal when running out of it. Going as far as biting Arthur's hand when he offers her the last bit of almond paste he could find.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_ad97534	comment	The newcomers in Alien Nation get drunk on sour milk.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_ae0356e0	comment	One episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog had a flan company brainwash people into becoming addicted to its products. It led to people rioting and raiding the store to get it and Eustace and Muriel stealing a flan truck. Unlike most examples of this trope, there was never any intoxication involved.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_ae050a9f	comment	In Xanauzumaki's The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Abridged Series, magic beans are morphed into this.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_aea0ef6f	comment	Paper Mario X: Link really likes Ultra Shrooms. Jelly Ultras even moreso.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_af83a9f1	comment	Originally Tweek, being 8 years old, was portrayed as being addicted to coffee in exactly this way, with his parents, who own a coffee shop, constantly encouraging him to drink it because they think it calms him down. In South Park: The Stick of Truth the truth becomes clear - his parents sprinkle Crystal Meth into the coffee they sell to attract business (customers complain that their coffee is dreadful but they can't stop drinking it), and encourage Tweek to drink it to test the quality. Tweek is entirely unaware of this and thinks it's just coffee.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_b4709254	comment	TV Tropes, see TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life for examples.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_b4da5e8f	comment	In Kogepan the anthropomorphic breads get drunk out of milk.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_b5a087d7	comment	Robot Chicken has had a couple of sketches that show cartoon characters throwing interventions. One had Popeye's family having one to help him with his addiction to spinach, and another had the Gummi Bears have one for Tummy due to him drinking too much of their gummyberry juice.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_ba1083f7	comment	In "Guitar Queer-O", Stan goes from playing Guitar Hero at superstar quality to playing Heroin Hero, a game which consists of injecting heroin and chasing a dragon (which cannot be caught). He thinks it's awesome but rapidly becomes addicted, ending up looking like a pathetic junkie waste, while his skill at Guitar Hero goes down the drain from lack of sleep and practice, and his attitude deteriorates. It rapidly ruins his 'career' as a Guitar Hero player and results in him fouling up an important game in public, then throwing up and passing out on the 'stage'.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_bca72091	comment	"Animal Forest" by 14 Year Old Girls portrays Animal Crossing this way:
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_bcdcf629	comment	In Transformers: Animated, oil is often treated as beer. The Constructicons try to get some of decent quality anytime they're not building anything, and Megatron even has his own "private blend" that he drank out of an oil barrel squeezed into the shape of a chalice. However, no one actually gets "drunk". In a slightly more subtle drug analogy, the episode "Fistful of Energon" has the upgrade-craving bounty hunter Lockdown encouraging Prowl to try a few of his upgrades in order to catch Starscream. Prowl finds himself becoming dependent on them and despite his controlled, stoic nature he finds it hard to give them up again. Ratchet even comments that he's seen upgrade addiction before in other younger mechs. However considering Lockdown pries his upgrades off of online bots, that might be more G-Rated cannibalism; and for Prowl and Bumblebee it's more about pride and irresponsibility. In the original series, episode "Microbots", the Deceptions "over-energized" on Energon and act drunk. In Transformers: Prime Ratchet wants to help the Autobot cause. He injects Synth-En into himself to perform experiments and finds that it makes him strong and fast enough to engage in full battle. It also makes him far more aggressive. This works like performance-enhancing steroids and was made for a year when the UK was hosting the Olympics. Robot roid rage is NOT pretty. Also in Prime, Megatron has a bad habit of doping on Dark Energon, which causes increased aggression, decreased rationality, and psychological dependence, among other more supernatural side effects. It gets to the point where he swears off of it to avoid falling prey to said supernatural side effectsnote e.g., Grand Theft Me by Unicron... and then jumps right off the wagon the moment things start getting difficult because, well, he's addicted.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_bcef766	comment	One of the characters in The Legend of Dick and Dom has a one-episode addiction to gingerbread; we don't see her actually intoxicated on it, but she hoards it, denies she has a problem, gets withdrawal symptoms when her friends take her stash away, obsessively hunts for more and finally starts seeing people as giant gingerbread men and dreamily chewing on them.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_bf1cda2f	comment	In Freaks and Geeks, all of the Freaks get 'drunk' off of nonalcoholic beer. Lindsay's little brother has switched a keg of alcoholic beer for nonalcoholic beer under the influence (haha) of anti-drug assemblies from school. This is Truth in Television though since the people drinking the nonalcoholic beer don't know it's nonalcoholic, resulting in the placebo effect.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_c19c6efa	comment	Minecraft [1]
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_c4282b71	comment	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: In the "Over a Barrel" episode, there's a saloon called "The Salt Lick" that apparently serves... salt licks, judging from the bartender's comment when he tosses an apparent drunk out. Then again, in part one of the pilot, Twilight Sparkle pours what looks like an alcoholic beverage into a glass, especially judging by her expression. And in "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000", much winking and nodding is implicitly made about the nature of the ostensibly soft cider, especially considering the presence of fanon-drunkard pony Berry Punch. In "28 Pranks Later", Rainbow Dash's joke cookies are depicted as having strong addictive effects, first by Pinkie Pie who gets sick and starts to become demanding of more cookies, and then by the whole town. Subverted in that it's just an elaborate prank.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_c4cacae2	comment	In Nip and Tuck, the Show Within a Show Rebel Cry features bans on caffeine and white sugar.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_c652e8c7	comment	In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, ice cream is used to make SpongeBob and Patrick drunk, complete with five o'clock shadow.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_c720f71e	comment	VICE has a YouTube video on this subject called "Getting Drunk On God".
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_c74f2d3c	comment	Diablo II as well. Just google "Diablo II ruined my life". 54,100 results.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_c98e9a3c	comment	In The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Captain K'nuckles is a borderline alcohol-esque addict to candy and maple syrup; he even keeps a pint of syrup in his coat pocket, a la whiskey. In the Flapjack universe, candy (or anything sweet) is treated as being somewhere between drugs/alcohol and treasure.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_c9b98f4e	comment	In the Empath: The Luckiest Smurf story "The Smurf Village Revival", Benedictus' spiritual power has this effect on the Smurfs when he touches them and imbues them with this power.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_ca5d97f1	comment	In a Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch about hoodlum grandmothers, one of them is addicted to crochet. "She can't do without it. Twenty balls of wool a day, sometimes."
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_cd1550c5	comment	In The Dark Tower novel The Drawing of the Three, when Roland gets food from our world, he is surprised that the sugar-laden Pepsi is legal since it is so pleasurable. He considers it strange that anyone would want drugs like heroin, which Eddie is addicted to, when sugar is 100% legal, since Eddie buys the Pepsi in plain view of the police. This is Fridge Brilliance because sugar does indeed activate the same pleasure receptors as heroin (and pure sugar is flat out unknown in Roland's world).
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_cf6ccaa7	comment	Animal Crossing: New Horizons, helped by the anti-COVID-19 quarantine forcing everyone to stay indoors during 2020.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_d148f51d	comment	The Looney Tunes Show: Subverted when Bugs Bunny starts drinking the soft-drink Spargle: he becomes incredibly manic and goes crazy trying to get more when his stash runs out. But it turns out Spargle's not just a soft-drink; at the end of the episode, the makers of Spargle get arrested for secretly putting "dangerous, highly addictive chemicals" in their product. In "Bobcats on Three!", Bugs gets addicted to Porky's catering when the latter switches to his grandmother's old recipes. This is because all the dishes call for a large amount of butter and very delicious, but unhealthy in large doses. Bugs starts going out of his way to throw parties just so Porky can cater and doesn't admit he has a problem until he causes a tidal wave and empties out a public pool when he saves Daffy from drowning.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_d39a6fd4	comment	In Kira, Sweetheart L goes to extreme lengths to get his sugar fix.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_d4fe015f	comment	QI: In the episode "Sugar and Spice", when the panellists are trying Szechuan peppercorns, Jason Mumford, despite being specifically and personally warned against it, seemingly eats the whole bowl and appears to be totally blitzed on the sensation. He then says that he's never done drugs, but he's pretty sure that's what it's like.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_d5ddd6c1	comment	Parodied in a Pokémon: The Series episode when Team Rocket somehow gets drunk off water. It's ironic, given that this is a series historically known for alcohol-related edits thanks to 4Kids.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_d69208d2	comment	Codename: Kids Next Door Root beer is treated as regular beer, complete with age restrictions, prohibition-era-style speakeasies that serve it, and kids drinking it at keg parties. There's also the episode "Operation: L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E." where Numbuh Five and Black John Licorice have an all-out drinking match to the death! Did we mention that the drinks of choice are frothy mugs of pure sugar? To the death, indeed... of your blood sugar level, that is! In "Operation: S.P.A.N.K.E.N.S.T.I.N.E.", Numbuh Two reveals in a voice-over that he used to be addicted to chocolate sauce.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_d6eb7846	comment	Riley Daring from The Replacements has a full-blown sugar addiction that causes her to go hyper and hallucinate (if her babbling about being surrounded by dinosaurs is anything to go by).
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_d8520b74	comment	The moai heads in the Sam & Max: Freelance Police game "Moai Better Blues" get...well... stoned on basalt.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_d9c602eb	comment	South Park: Originally Tweek, being 8 years old, was portrayed as being addicted to coffee in exactly this way, with his parents, who own a coffee shop, constantly encouraging him to drink it because they think it calms him down. In South Park: The Stick of Truth the truth becomes clear - his parents sprinkle Crystal Meth into the coffee they sell to attract business (customers complain that their coffee is dreadful but they can't stop drinking it), and encourage Tweek to drink it to test the quality. Tweek is entirely unaware of this and thinks it's just coffee. In the episode "Major Boobage", the concentrated urine that male cats spray in the presence of other male cats gets people high. This causes hallucinations of a fantasy world based on Heavy Metal, where almost everything looks like breasts. At the end of the episode, Kenny has rid himself of his addiction to cat urine, and is shown enjoying life. As he smells some flowers, Stan comments that he is getting high on life. When Kenny begins frantically snorting the flowers, Stan notes, worriedly, that he's getting really high on life. In South Park: The Fractured but Whole, "Cheesing" returns as a drug epidemic that turns the town into a Wretched Hive. In "Guitar Queer-O", Stan goes from playing Guitar Hero at superstar quality to playing Heroin Hero, a game which consists of injecting heroin and chasing a dragon (which cannot be caught). He thinks it's awesome but rapidly becomes addicted, ending up looking like a pathetic junkie waste, while his skill at Guitar Hero goes down the drain from lack of sleep and practice, and his attitude deteriorates. It rapidly ruins his 'career' as a Guitar Hero player and results in him fouling up an important game in public, then throwing up and passing out on the 'stage'. An episode lampshades this by treating KFC as an addictive substance, complete with withdrawal, rehab clinics, dealers, cartels, and an eventual chicken war. Hilariously, the episode started with the local KFC being replaced by a medical marijuana dispensary, and the massive influx of crime was blamed on marijuana prohibition being too lenient.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_e25322af	comment	Homestar Runner: Strong Bad can be seen getting trashed enough to think that Bubs' Concession Stand can take him to the moon… thanks to soy sauce. There are also drinks that are quite obviously "adult beverages," but are always referred to as Cold Ones. Or perhaps Cool Ones on a mild spring day. This makes Coach Z's addiction to Listerine all the more baffling/humorous. Well, there is alcohol in mouth wash, of course. There's also the Strong Bad e-mail "caffeine," where Strong Sad starts buzzing on the titular chemical. The kicker? The coffee he drinks is Sanka, a decaf brand. Who knows what kinda damage would have been done if he'd drank anything stronger. The strangely mellow kids show "Characters From Yonder Website" turns out to be the result of the characters drinking expired "Smarty Juice" and hallucinating.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_e293455a	comment	In Season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, (dark) Magic = Drugs.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_e8e9b40c	comment	Characters in Young Blades are occasionally shown getting extremely high on coffee. In one episode, the royal doctor convinces the king to ban coffee due to its harmful effects, suggesting that people "indulge in some harmless stimulant like tobacco" instead.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_e936047a	comment	Chocolate Boy on Hey Arnold! gets his name from his massive addiction to chocolate, which he often acts like someone who is addicted to crack.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_ea4f62db	comment	Family Guy: One episode had Stewie become addicted to pancakes. Another episode has a Cutaway Gag featuring the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street eating cookies in rehab. Later in the episode, Lois finds the Cookie Monster in a bathroom heating cookie dough like it was heroin. Yet another episode had Chester Cheetah snorting up ground up Cheetos like cocaine while listening to Rush and proclaiming "there is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart!" before smashing a glass table with his fist. And who could forget Mort Goldman's bizarre addictions? Antihistamines can apparently make you think you're Mr. Peanut, and olives are highly addictive narcotics that make you wither away into a tall, cut, deep-voiced parody of yourself. "What has happened to you, Mort Goldman?" Then there's that episode where Peter gets addicted to Red Bull... and the results are quite something to behold. And this is before we get on to Peter's hilariously poor knockoff consisting of kerosene that he ends up making and then drinking after Lois junks his supply. Yeah.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_ee5e6821	comment	The first episode of John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme had a skit where Christopher Robin and his friends had an "interdivention" to confront Winnie the Pooh's crippling honey addiction.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f037be0c	comment	The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe features addictive Turkish Delight that the Big Bad uses to bewitch one of the children.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f0a21fcc	comment	Bejeweled
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f0b55dd	comment	In Housepets!, a few pages after King is introduced, he's seen getting plastered on fizzy OJ. May or may not be a side effect of him still getting used to his newfound canine body.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f2dcf0cd	comment	The host of The Music Video Show does this in an episode with a light bulb, which is the page image for that show. Yeah...
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f31d7d98	comment	Both Drawn Together and Robot Chicken have episodes that revolve around sugar being treated like a cocaine analogue. Robot Chicken had the "Styx" Rabbit accidentally call it cocaine before quickly correcting himself, Breaking the Fourth Wall in the process.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f3c58c73	comment	The genie in King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow is addicted to mints and acts drunk when he's eaten too many. At the end of the game, you can give the genie a mint leaf, which makes him accidentally kill himself.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f655ed11	comment	Frasier: The episode "Roe To Perdition" treats caviar as an addiction. Frasier and Niles become dealers (even considering buying inferior caviar and "cutting it with the good stuff"), while Roz turns into a strung-out fish-egg addict. Parodied at the end where the Caviar smugglers turn out to be DVD smugglers. Another episode has Niles purchase a brownie stuffed with marijuana, but after a mix up he eats a plain one while his father gets the spiked one. He acts stoned but is largely confused by his father's odd behavior.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f6fe1bfc	comment	Sabrina the Teenage Witch had "Pancake Madness," an episode where Sabrina gets hooked on pancakes (it's explained that no one in the Spellman family can eat them due to this weakness). Highlights include Sabrina trying to make her own pancakes in the middle of the night, binging on pancakes at school and ballooning to a massive size, and trying to sneak off to "a twelve-step meeting at Howard Johnson's." The episode also made specific references to drug abuse: going off of pancakes was expressly called "detox," and one of the side-effects of that detox was bizarre hallucinations (in Sabrina's case, a musical number about eating pancakes and a giant talking syrup dispenser named Mrs. Mapleton bringing her to the "International Pancake House" to eat the breakfast forever). At the end of the episode, Sabrina breaks her addiction, but comments that she'll always want pancakes, and will have to take things "one day at a time."
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f90f1b9f	comment	Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers: Monterey Jack has an ongoing addiction to cheese and immediately goes into a bizarre trance whenever he sees or smells it (it's one of the show's running gags), then goes after it, unaware of humans (or anthropomorphic animals) trying to capture him. It's the center of the plot in "Mind Your Cheese and Q's" (probably the only 1980s-1990s "addiction episode" that wasn't Anvilicious, as Monterey Jack immediately breaks his promise not to overindulge in cheese ever again and the other members accept it) when he tries to give it up. Dale has a similar reaction to chocolate in one episode, which Monterey Jack finds disgusting.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_f9addebf	comment	You Can't Do That on Television attempted to cover drug abuse in one episode. Rather than show actual drug use, they showed sketches of kids addicted to getting cream pies in their faces.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_fc0e7530	comment	An episode of Dexter's Laboratory has a "flour" smuggling ring. They even use tacky puns:
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_fd96c2bc	comment	In Judge Dredd Uncle Ump's Umpty Candy is outlawed in Mega-City One as it's addictive. There's no narcotic in it— it's just that good.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin! / int_fdbace96	comment	In the Gravity Falls episode "The Inconveniencing", Mabel finds a display case of a banned German confection called "Smile Dip". She proceeds to ingest bleven-teen packs of it and has a Disney Acid Sequence full of rainbows and magical creatures.
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Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Simpsons (Comic Book) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Bloom County (Comic Strip) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Dogs of C-Kennel (Comic Strip) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Krazy Kat (Comic Strip) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Housepets The Series / Fan Fic / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Classroom of the Elite: Liquid Inspiration (Fanfic) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
It's Always Spooky Month (Fanfic) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Nucleus Incident (Fanfic) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Unexpected (Fanfic) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Alien Nation / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
District 9 / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Dream of a Rarebit Fiend / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Frankenhooker / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
John Carpenter's Vampires / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Strange Days / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Stuff / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Touch of Evil / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Prince Roger / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Sholan Alliance / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Underland Chronicles / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Supermarioglitchy4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers (Machinima) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Bacon Addiction	seeAlso	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Master Character Heroines	seeAlso	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Beastars (Manga) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Chio's School Road (Manga) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Death Note (Manga) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Kotoura-san (Manga) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Ouran High School Host Club (Manga) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Urusei Yatsura (Manga) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Zedd (Music) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Goon Show (Radio) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
We ARE Struggling Together / Real Life	seeAlso	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Alien Nation / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Blue Mountain State / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Cha Cha Cha / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Hart to Hart / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Kaamelott / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Malcolm in the Middle / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Portlandia / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Sabrina the Teenage Witch / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Strange Hill High / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Goodies / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Legend of Dick and Dom / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Sketch Show / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
You Can't Do That on Television / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Illuminati: New World Order (Tabletop Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Destiny 2 (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Final Fantasy Legend II (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
maimai (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Night in the Woods (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
OFF (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Pocket Card Jockey (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Portal 2 (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
SaGa 2 (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Tex Murphy (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Silent Age (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Warriors (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Yoshi's Island (Video Game) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse (Web Animation) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Dr. Tran (Web Animation) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Homestar Runner (Web Animation) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Space Tree (Web Animation) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Supermarioglitchy4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers (Web Animation) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Death Note Abridged Stacked Sugar Cubes (Web Video) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
DougDoug (Web Video) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Freelancers (Web Video) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Gayle (Web Video) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Jack & Dean of All Trades (Web Video) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
LEGO Rewind (Web Video) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Vinesauce (Web Video) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Vinesauce Tomodachi Life (Web Video) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
League of Super Redundant Heroes (Webcomic) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Scary Go Round (Webcomic) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
True Magic (Webcomic) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
TV Tropes (Website) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Clone High / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Codename: Kids Next Door / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Fanboy and Chum Chum / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Grojband / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Inspector Gadget / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Littlest Pet Shop (2012) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Minuscule: Valley of the Lost Ants / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Rocko's Modern Life / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Sidney the Elephant / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Squirrel Boy / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Angry Beavers / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Looney Tunes Show / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
The Replacements / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Thursday Next / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Max Headroom / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Hark! A Vagrant (Webcomic) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
Sunstone (Webcomic) / int_9b610976	type	I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!

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