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I Can't Dance

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All the heroes are gearing up for the big sock-hop at the discotheque, but one character wants to stay behind. "What?" his friends ask incredulously. "You can't refuse to go! It's the big dance! It's the event of the season! It's being thrown in your honor!"
The reluctant character then grudgingly admits his Terrible Secret: He doesn't know how to dance! No worries, though; a single scene practicing his two-step and he'll be tripping the light fantastic in no time. Usually.
Watch the wording here: If a character says he doesn't dance, that usually means he can but he never told you. If he says he won't dance, that means his heart won't let his feet do things that they should do. If he says he can't dance, however, he can be anything from needlessly modest to legitimately terrible. Then there's the ones that don't warn you first at all...
Unlike the character fitting its sister trope, this character is either painfully aware or near-wholeheartedly convinced that he legitimately Sucks at Dancing.
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In Zoey 101 Chase is well aware that he is a terrible dancer. So when Zoey's partner for the PCA Dance Contest gets run over, he has Michael and Logan training him for two days straight. We never get to see the result, as he oversleeps from exhaustion.
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In an episode of Parenthood Max Braverman is attending a middle school dance to appease his mom Kristina but confesses he isn't sure how to dance, leading Kristina to show him how and them sharing a special moment. It is particularly special because Max has Asperger's, so he doesn't usually like to touch people, and his mom is cherishing a very rare moment.
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Good Luck Charlie: Teddy is shown to be a terrible dancer in one episode involving a Talent Contest. She makes exploding moves and makes such bad movements that Spencer faked an injury to avoid entering the talent show with Emmett. She dances with Emmett instead and ends up injuring everyone onstage.
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Angel:
In the season 1 episode "She", Angel is at a party Cordelia is hosting. He's trying to fit in, chatting with a girl, when she asks him if he wants to dance. Cut to Angel flailing around wildly, a big grin on his face, while the girl looks on in horror. Cut back to a closeup of Angel as he deadpans, "I don't dance." You can see it here.
However, he proved quite adept at slow dancing in Sunnydale when on Buffy.
Wesley can't dance but appears to be oblivious of this fact.
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An episode of Chuck, where the eponymous character must learn to dance in order to get close to the Terrorist of the Week. It was even titled "Chuck Vs. The Tango".
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Haven has Nathan Wuornos. He has the excuse that he can't feel his feet. He was able to slow dance with Audrey Parker because her Anti-Magic allows him to feel her.
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The Simpsons had this happen to Lisa when she tried taking tap dancing lessons and turned out to be absolutely terrible (though not through any fault of her own: her lessons consist solely of the words "tappa tappa tappa" which all of the other students manage to turn into instant dancing ability). Knowing that Homer and Marge are hoping to see her in the big recital, Lisa puts on a pair of self-tapping dancing shoes that Professor Frink invented. She does pretty well to start, but when her teacher goes into the big solo, Lisa's shoes force her to follow suit. Then the crowd began applauding, as Lisa's shoes began to go completely haywire and she couldn't stop. Homer finally saves the day by tripping Lisa and knocking her off her feet.
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In Log Horizon, Shiroe cannot dance. He still gets roped into a dance at a ball for diplomatic reasons, but fortunately his partner Henrietta knows how to dance and leads. Later, he and Akatsuki dance privately...but neither of them really know how to, and Akatsuki questions whether what they're doing really qualifies as "dancing".
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RWBY has Neptune Vasilias, for whom this is his shame and why he never invites the girls he hits on to go dancing. In a later scene he actually is seen dancing in the background... and it's true, he really can't dance.
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In The Princess and the Frog, Tiana says in an early scene that she "has no time for dancing", and later she reveals that she's never danced before. So Naveen quickly teaches her how... which is impressive, given that they're both frogs at the time.
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In Emma: A Victorian Romance, Richard Jones meets his future wife at a ball and she asks him if it is okay to dance when (in her words) she's terrible at it. Thinking she's being overly modest, Richard proceeds, only to get kicked in the shin.
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In "Franklin and the Firefly Festival" from Franklin and Friends, Bear didn't want to be a part of the firefly festival because he didn't think he could dance and said as much, but his love his food causes him to do a Happy Dance on his own.
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Being an ex-Templar who had been training with the order since his early teens, Cullen keeps telling people this at the imperial ball in Dragon Age: Inquisition. It doesn't stop them from asking; he's actually somewhat mobbed by interested courtiers. He gets into a little trouble if he's romanced since he accidentally rejects the question coming from his Inquisitorial ladylove, but he apologizes quickly, explaining that he never learned how to dance. At the end of the quest, he'll ask her, saying that "For you, I'll try."
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Willard's big secret in both the movie and musical version of Footloose is that he "can't dance". In the musical, he actually quotes the title verbatim:
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Luke Davenport in First Kid. His bodyguard Sammy Sims helps him learn in time for a school dance.
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Subverted in the Sharpe TV series. A lady at a ball asks Sharpe to dance.
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One episode of The Berenstain Bears cartoon has Brother Bear trying to get out of the annual Bear Country Jamboree by admitting to his parents that he can't dance. Mama Bear helps him learn how to dance by telling him to imagine the dance moves as sports moves since Brother is an excellent athlete.
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Gerald of the Elephant & Piggie books can't dance, because it's something elephants can't do — he even has a Great Big Book of Everything that says so.
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The Doctor Oz Show: Dr. Oz can't dance. He does try, however, very enthusiastically.
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In Soul Eater, Maka usually says she can't dance. When she dances with Soul or her father, she lets them lead.
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Shadows over Meridian: In Chapter 23, though Tyrian doesn't say this, he's uncharacteristically nervous when Rosetta asks him to dance with her since he never thought any girl would do that. She advises him to relax, and he gets over his nervousness as he starts impressing her with his agile tricks and even ends up engaging in a dance duel with a Ninja Khan.
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In His Coool Seha Girls, Mega Drive is daunted by the task of dancing in Space Channel 5.
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Played with on "I Don't Dance" by Lee Brice:
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Molly of Denali: Subverted in the episode "Seal Dance." Nadia knows a lot of her people's traditional dances, but she struggles with the seal dance specifically, which affects her confidence.
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Captain America: The First Avenger. It's even a plot point. Also what makes Steve so adorably dorky.
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On Sabrina: The Animated Series, Sabrina first laughs off Harvey saying this ("It's middle school! Just bite your lower lip and spaz around!"), until he claims that it's a "health hazard"—he used to take ballet until he knocked over the wall-sized mirror and his instructor had to get stitches. Since then, he's convinced that he can't dance around anyone else without hurting them.
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Music video clip variant: This is how group member Sara Dallin described the collective style of Bananarama ("shonky," or amazingly uncoordinated).
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In Ships Ahoy!, before Square Dance Night starts, O'Donahue admits to Oprah that he has no idea how to square-dance. She assures him that he'll be fine and that there are agents who are probably worse than him at dancing, but it doesn't help — what follows is an Epic Fail montage of him running into everyone else, missing cues, and being so bad at calling out the moves involved with square dancing that he develops stage fright and runs off when Old Missie permits him to step down. The dance then changes into a waltz, but O'Donahue doesn't fare much better at it and becomes so embarrassed that he hides in a corner for the rest of the night.
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The Seinfeld episode "The Little Kicks" shows that Elaine is a terrible dancer, flailing about and kicking her legs. The thing is, she's completely oblivious to it, and everyone else is too afraid to confront her about it.
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In one episode of The Flintstones, Fred and Barney decided to take ballroom dance lessons so that they could surprise Wilma and Betty by taking them dancing. In order to keep their wives from finding out, they join the Bedrock Volunteer Fire Department(which is a scam run by the men of Bedrock to allow them to get away from their wives; since all buildings in Bedrock are made of stone, they can't catch fire).
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Hilariously subverted in a Garfield and Friends TV special "Garfield Gets a Life" when Garfield's owner Jon heads out to the dance floor. Jon does an epic dance...but unfortunately, he's doing disco in the mid-1990s and gets ridiculed by everybody else in the club.
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In Equestria Girls there's a High-School Dance, and human-form Twilight manages to do the same bad dance. The exact same bad dance. Down to being on all fours.
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In Legend of the Seeker, Cara has to pretend to be a princess to rescue Kahlan. When trying to learn the dance, this trope comes into play. As one recap put it "Cara rather adorably turns what was probably a waltz into krumping."
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Titans (2018). Cliff Steele laments that no one would want to dance with him now he's in a robot body. Rachel says she would, and then proceeds to do the Robot.
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In DISCO (2017), Travis makes this very excuse as to why he would not want to go to a club. We eventually get to see a drunk Travis dance and it actually is pretty bad. Rudy can't dance either, but this doesn't stop him from enjoying himself.
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In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry says this after learning that, as Hogwarts co-Champion, he not only has to get a date for the Yule Ball, he's expected to help open it (i.e., dancing in front of the whole school with only the other, older Champions and their dates out on the floor with him). Professor McGonagall is naturally hearing none of it.
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Glee: Finn is well aware that he can't dance, and considering the show is about show choirs, it becomes an issue since he can't keep up with choreography. In the episode "Born This Way", the students' assignment is to print out their greatest insecurity on a t-shirt and embrace it. Finn's reads "CAN'T DANCE".
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An episode of ChalkZone revolves around the fact that Rudy can't dance and he's going to be dancing with Penny the next night at the school dance. So he takes lessons in Chalkzone. When he finally learns, he finds out that Penny has trouble herself!
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Happens in an Archie Comics story; Dilton doesn't know how to dance, so he builds a pair of shoes that dance for him, making him a sensation at the school dance. Then lightning strikes, the shoes go whack, and things don't end well.
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During the Moon Festival in The Vow, Shen ends up bringing Lianne to an ongoing dance while looking for something to distract her from homesickness. Even though Shen's not very experienced with dancing, he participates to save face. Fortunately, Lianne catches up on Shen's unease and gives him tips on how to dance.
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The Nostalgia Chick is a hilariously bad dancer.
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Starman: In "One for the Road", the alien title character, Paul (played by Robert Hays), is a chaperone at a school dance. At first he refrains from dancing when invited by one of the teachers because he doesn't know how, but when dragged onto the dance floor he soon picks it up (as he tends to do with skills and languages). As he gets into it, he briefly adopts the "Staying Alive" Dance Pose Hays famously parodied in Airplane!.
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In the VeggieTales Silly Songs with Larry segment "Barbara Manatee", Barbara's boyfriend Bill reveals this after she asks him to take her to the ball. As this is a Soap Opera parody (emphasis on the "opera" part), this is taken as a huge shock and she plans to leave him over it.
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Chef Gordon Ramsay stated this once after being invited to dance by a kid on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares.
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In the second season finale of Stranger Things, after nearly a year's separation, Mike and Eleven finally get to go to the Snow Ball... only for both to admit that, since they're both 13-year olds (and Eleven spent the first 12 years of her life as a human experiment), neither of them know how to dance. Mike suggests they figure it out together.
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In one episode of Tiny Toon Adventures, the prom is coming up and Buster doesn't know how to dance, so he watches some Bugs Bunny cartoons to learn how.
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"I Can't Dance" by Tom T. Hall (and later Gram Parsons).
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In My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Twilight Sparkle is a hilariously terrible dancer as seen in "Sweet and Elite". Though oddly, she's a perfectly capable dancer during the Musical Numbers.
In Equestria Girls there's a High-School Dance, and human-form Twilight manages to do the same bad dance. The exact same bad dance. Down to being on all fours.
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Doctor Who:
"The Doctor Dances": When Rose asks the Doctor to dance, she initially assumes he can't, and he's a bit irritated, but can't remember how to do it, probably because it's been a while. By the end of the episode, he remembers how to dance again.
"The Girl in the Fireplace": When Reinette invites the Doctor to a ball, he's insistent that he can't go because she's supposed to dance with the king at that ball. She persuades him to come anyway.
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Asterix: In Asterix and the Actress, we learn Asterix is a terrible dancer. Unlike Obelix.
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Star Wars: Darth Vader. Vader arrives on Shu-torun and a formal dance is performed in his honor. One of the aristocrats tries to provoke Vader by insisting he join the dance. Vader floats him up in the air using the Force, tosses him around a bit, then drops him.
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In The Achilleid, Achilles has to dance alongside the daughters of Lycomedes to keep up his disguise, but he resents having to do something girly so much that he fumbles into all the girls and ruins the dance.
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Ed of Ed, Edd n Eddy protests that he can't dance when Rolf invitee him to participate in dancing to a folk song from the old country, until he finds out the "dance" simply consists of two people smacking the hell out of each other and yelling "That's my horse!", which Ed can do just fine.
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The trope-naming Genesis song "I Can't Dance". Bonus points for the fact that the name of the album from which it came was We Can't Dance.
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In A Knight's Tale, Will is invited to the champion's ball after his first tournament, but he doesn't want to go because he doesn't know how to dance. He gets training from his blacksmith, the only girl in his entourage, and ends up inventing his own dance (to the tune of "Golden Years") later.
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Sara Del Rey protested that she couldn't dance when Courtney Rush tried to coax her into a dance-off on SHIMMER Volume 44. Rush would later boast to showing the world that Del Rey could indeed dance, though given Rush herself is not a very rhythmic specimen, the statement should be taken with a grain of salt.
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Joanne Walker of The Walker Papers insists she can't dance, but when her friends get her to go out clubbing, she has a good time anyway.
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The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015). When Gaby Teller starts dancing in their hotel room, Illya Kuryakin refuses to play along, stating that it's both because he can't dance and because he won't. Gaby then decides to wrestle him instead.
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An episode of Firefly was supposed to use this trope, with Mal unable to keep up with Inara during a formal dance, but the final product didn't have the desired effect. Nathan Fillion and Morena Baccarin spent so much time rehearsing the scene that Nathan competently learned the entire dance and was not able to reproduce his previous clumsy efforts. Eventually, Joss Whedon decided to insert a line in post-production with Mal saying that this was a dance he actually knew, instead of re-shooting the scene and creating a mishap.
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In Ears for Elves, this and You Said You Couldn't Dance are played with:
Tanna protests that she doesn't dance when Luero tries (and succeeds) to drag her into the dancing at the Taurëcuiva Festival, but she's actually rather good.
Inverted Trope: Unlike Luero, even though he told her to follow his lead. A few minutes after her reluctant entry to the dance floor:
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Parodied in Family Guy, where Peter fondly remembers how a beloved teacher taught him to dance "just in time" for prom. In flashback, we see that his "lesson" was an elaborate song-and-dance number during which Peter clearly already dances like a pro.
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Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day: Miss Pettigrew is trying to stifle her attraction to the charming and engaged Joe Blomfield, so when he asks her to dance, she gives the excuse, "Alas, I can dance nothing but the waltz." Cue the jazz band playing... a waltz.
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In the Amphibia episode "Hop Pop and Lock", to impress his crush Sylvia, Hop Pop challenges his old rival Monroe to a dance-off, despite being dangerously clumsy and uncoordinated to the point that his random chaotic gyrations are considered horrifying. Anne is able to train him to at least be competent on the dance floor, but it turns out that Monroe is simply a far better dancer, forcing Hop Pop to resort to "freestyle"... as in his own bizarre dance routine. Fortunately, that turns out to be exactly what Sylvia is into...
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Squall in Final Fantasy VIII protests that he can't dance. So he gets forcibly dragged onto the dance floor, and trips all over himself a lot until Rinoa finally gets him to loosen up, after which he makes a liar of himself by nailing the remainder of the waltz perfectly. Later on, Squall admits to Rinoa that SeeDs are trained in a number of social skills to help with subterfuge, one of which is dancing in case of the need to approach a target or contact at a formal party.
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This was the plot of the pilot episode for Doug, where Roger goes up to Doug before a costume dance the same day and tells him that he (Doug) can't dance.
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Saints Row IV: The Dance Party Ending reveals a shocking twist: Johnny Gat can't dance for shit.
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Austin & Ally: Ally is fully aware that she is a bad dancer, but she doesn't care that people don't like her dancing. She even makes a dancing video called "The Ally Way", which ironically becomes very popular.
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Star Trek: Voyager
The Doctor reveals "Lifesigns" that he literally cannot dance, because it's not in his program. He gets has dance at the end of the episode, having added the necessary subroutines.
Also Seven of Nine, when she goes on her first date. He asks her for a dance, and she's insecure for a moment as she has never had dancing lessons. Then her competitive nature gets the better of her, she goes to the dance floor with her date... and winds up accidentally breaking the poor guy's arm.
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Frasier: Niles accepts an invitation to a charity ball only to realise his date is going to want to dance at some point. This is a problem as his ex-wife Maris never wanted to dance in public, so he never had to learn how. Daphne steps in to teach him which Niles greatly enjoys. When his date cancels Daphne offers to go with him instead
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Friends: Chandler insists that he doesn't dance at weddings because he knows he's no good at it. He demonstrates with some incredibly awkward "dance moves" that involve shaking his hands and lifting his feet in an uncoordinated way. When he and Monica get married he tries to surprise her by taking dance lessons, but at the reception his shoes are so slippery he's forced to go back to his old moves.
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In American Wedding, Jim admits he can't dance in preparation for his wedding. Stifler teaches him.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation. Data asks Dr. Crusher to teach him to dance, but neglects to mention that it's for Keiko and O'Brien's wedding, so she starts off teaching him to tap dance (which he of course masters in 2 minutes). When Dr. Crusher starts teaching him a dance more suitable for the occasion, he has a much harder time of it at first because he's too close to her to see what her feet are doing (causing him to repeatedly step on them).
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