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I'll Pretend I Didn't Hear That

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There are times when an authority figure has to be flexible but still maintain their authority. In these times, many use the following tactic to make clear that they have noticed an activity by commenting on how they haven't noticed it. This way, they're able to draw attention to the fact that the activity is prohibited while still allowing it to happen.
This is not willful ignorance; the authority figure is making it known that they are aware of the situation but for some reason feel that drawing further attention to it might be a problem. This usually carries one of two messages:
Advertisement:propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('tvtropes_mobile_ad_1'); }): "I don't want you to be doing that, but I'll give you one warning." Example:
: "I wanna turn a blind eye, but I also wanna warn you not to mention it again because the next person who overhears might not be as sympathetic." Example:
Related to Could Say It, But.... See also Fake Static, Suspiciously Specific Denial, Stepping Out for a Quick Cup of Coffee and You Didn't See That. Also compare with Selective Obliviousness, where a character may pretend not to hear or notice something because they simply don't want to or know they can't deal with it.
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In Company of Heroes, a cutscene shows a sergeant chugging away on a bottle of French wine. An officer strolls up and says he'll "assume that's grape juice". The sergeant says as the officer walks away "Right sir, grape juice! Well, it was...'bout a year ago."
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In an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, an attempt to find a deceased man's lover at his funeral backfires when a fight breaks out between mourners and protesters, and a number of people leave before they can be interviewed. This leads to the following exchange:
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Another more dramatic example from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, when the trio arrives to Hogwarts, Neville recounts them what's been going on in the school, under the Carrows' rule. He told them that the teachers were supposed to send all misbehaving students straight to the two sadists for detention, but they don't send anyone, because they want to protect the rule-breakers from their Disproportionate Retribution.
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The World Ends with You has a section where Neku and his partner Joshua are fighting a rhino Taboo Noise. When they can't seem to beat it, Joshua suddenly levitates and fires a laser at it, destroying it in one shot, something way more powerful than anything he did before. Unfortunately, they're seen by Kariya, who notes that what he just did shouldn't be possible for a {layer — so Joshua's participating in the Reaper's Game while still being alive. He also says that by Reaper rules, he should erase them both right now — but since what they did helped him out...
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Bleach: After overhea... sorry, NOT overhearing a conversation between Iba and Ikkaku regarding Ikkaku's secret bankai,
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Admiral Nechayev says it word for word in Terok Nor: Dawn of the Eagles, when Elias Vaughn explodes at her regarding the supposed peace with Cardassia, which he knows wasn't accepted in good faith by Cardassia. Instead, he insists that they both know it's just a means to give the Cardassians time to regroup.
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Heavily implied in Identity Crisis to be the way Superman and Batman (tacitly) handle knowing Batman was mind-wiped by the League. As some of the veteran members put it, Superman hears what he wants to hear (said with Superman in the background of the panel) and Batman's just too good a detective to not work things out.
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Happens word-for-word in the '90s Incredible Hulk cartoon, when Bruce Banner and Ben Grimm get into a heated debate:
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Subverted in an episode of Bones. Bones told Caroline Julian (the DA) something and Julian said "I didn't hear that," so Bones started to repeat herself louder.
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: a minor sidequest in Hateno Village introduces you to the Horned Statue, a dealer in money in power who apparently earned Hylia's wrath sometime before the events of the game. He mostly serves as a means to exchange Heart Containers for Stamina Vessels or vice versa* A player with 100% completion will be three short of maxed-out for one or the other, or two short if they've completed the Ballad of the Champions DLC, in a roundabout way that makes use of this trope.
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In The Guilty, Asger calls Bo and tells him to send a dispatch to Michael's home to look for clues as to where he's taking Iben. Bo asks whether anybody is at home, to which Asger replies that he doesn't know, but that they'll have to break in if nobody is. Bo says he didn't hear what Asger said. Asger repeats himself only to get the same answer before he catches on.
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On one episode of L.A. Law, Abby is attacked in her law office by a disgruntled client; she pulls a gun out of her purse and shoots him. In the next episode, the distraught Abby is describing the scene to a police officer. When she says she took the gun from her purse, he firmly corrects her: "Desk drawer. ...You didn't have a highly illegal concealed weapon; you had a lawful gun in your desk for personal defense."
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On That '70s Show, the main characters are talking about sex using thinly veiled metaphors, until Mrs. Foreman complains: "You're making it really hard to pretend I don't know what you're talking about".
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Comes up frequently on White Collar.
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The Simpsons:
When Marge becomes a police officer, she offers to turn a blind eye to Homer buying beer for teenagers as long as he moves his car away from where he's parked it across three handicapped spaces. He doesn't, instead opting to take her hat and do a mocking impersonation of her, so she arrests him anyway.
In "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie", Homer tries to console Bart after he forbids him from seeing the aforementioned movie.
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In a Cyberchase episode involving symmetry, the opening scene featured the core trio bickering over whether it was Matt's poorly planned cutting of the boards or Inez and Jackie's haphazard nailing that had wrecked the fence they were supposed to be fixing. Later Inez comments on the slide symmetry of the fence piece she's holding, capping her spiel by glaring at Matt, whose back is to her, and saying "Unlike some fences we know." Matt's response is a flat "I will pretend I didn't hear that." Made funnier by the fact that his reaction is still more mature than your average 11-year-old boy's would be.
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In the Gotham episode "This Ball of Mud and Meanness", Alfred explains to Gordon and Bullock how Bruce insists on tracking down the man who killed his parents, and mentioned that he (i.e. Alfred) intended to kill the man himself to keep Bruce from getting blood on his hands.
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A retroactive example appears in Community after Frankie, a Bait-and-Switch Tyrant, shows up in Season 6 and begins threatening the main characters' control of the school. In defiance against her banning alcohol on campus, they end up building a speakeasy on the campus. While they think it's Hidden in Plain Sight, however, Frankie reveals that she actually knew about it all along because building a 1920s bar in the middle of a community college isn't really the kind of thing you can hide, but just let them think she didn't because it was easier than putting up with their childish, knee-jerk resistance to everything she was doing.
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Harry Potter:
Dumbledore does this in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, although in this case, Harry had already apologized for mouthing off against Rita Skeeter: "I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said."
Another more dramatic example from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, when the trio arrives to Hogwarts, Neville recounts them what's been going on in the school, under the Carrows' rule. He told them that the teachers were supposed to send all misbehaving students straight to the two sadists for detention, but they don't send anyone, because they want to protect the rule-breakers from their Disproportionate Retribution.
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In This Bites!, when first informed by Smoker, Tashigi, and Hina of their planned coup against the corrupt government, T-Bone starts walking out of the room, loudly talking to himself about meeting Smoker the next day.
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GLOW (2017): When K-DTV exec Tom Grant sexually harasses Ruth and she refuses his advances, he retaliates by putting GLOW on a dead time slot at 2:00 am. When Ruth tells Sam about this, Sam finds Tom's car and shatters the windshield with a tire iron. On his way out, Sam sees Tom's underling Glen Klitnick staring at him.
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Double variant in the first Starship Troopers movie. First, it's a written statement that the authority figure ignores, not something they saw or heard. Second, the "transgression" is in fact perfectly legal and acceptable; the "transgressor" just changes his mind about an important decision. After a training accident gets one of his soldiers killed, Rico decides to quit the service. However, shortly thereafter his hometown is destroyed and he decides to stick it out so he can get revenge on the bugs. Unfortunately, he's already signed his discharge papers, so he's technically already left the service.
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Discworld:
In Monstrous Regiment, Sergeant Jackrum says to a sentry who has left her post, "I must have bleeding good eyesight because I know for a fact you are on sentry duty over by those trees."
In Jingo, Lord Rust doesn't have to pretend he didn't hear Commander Vimes call him an "inbred streak of piss", because Rust is so convinced that anyone beneath his station would never blatantly insult him that he literally doesn't hear Vimes.
Vimes has been on the other ends of it, too, such as during the events of Thud!, when a fight nearly breaks out between dwarfish and troll members of the Watch over growing racial tensions. To save face for those involved, Corporal Nobbs tells an almost-plausible tale. Vimes "pretended he believed it, and they pretended to believe he believed it."
By Snuff, Sybil has insisted Vimes give up cigars, and Willikins usually helps enforce this rule. However, under specific circumstances:
In The Truth Harry King can't sell the Ankh-Morpork Times any paper since he's already agreed to sell his stock to their competitor. He can, however, leave a cart full of paper unguarded and pretend he doesn't notice them stealing it.
In Raising Steam, Angua, investigating a terrorist attack on a clacks site, pretends not to notice evidence that one of the terrorists was killed and mutilated by a conveniently missing goblin worker.
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In For Love of Magic, Amelia Bones makes it clear to Harry that she knows he's behind the recent disappearances of exonerated Death Eaters but isn't too interested in actually investigating so long as only Death Eaters disappear.
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In the Relativity story "Payback", a little girl is kidnapped by mobsters. After she is rescued by the superheroes, the police chief, Aaron Brooks, wants her taken into protective custody (so she can serve as a witness). The superhero, Dark Flame, knows that the mob would have no hesitation in killing a little girl, and being protected by the police wouldn't do any good because too many cops are controlled by the mob. Her solution is to take the girl herself, so she would essentially disappear.
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In one episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Captain Rex is badly injured, and is left by his men on a farm to recover. At evening he finds out that the husband of Suu, the woman who took him in, is a deserter clone called Cut Lawquane. After he gets to know Cut and his family, and fights side-by-side with him, Suu asks him whether he's going to turn Cut in for deserting the army. Rex answers that he has no choice in the matter, but then reminds them that "in his condition", he wouldn't be able remember the meeting.
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Near the end of Holes, as Stanley and Zero are being driven home from Camp Green Lake, Zero openly admits that he committed the theft Stanley was wrongly arrested for. The driver of the car (Stanley's attorney) turns in her seat and tells him: "I didn't hear that. And I advise you to make sure I don't hear it again."
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In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the Empire's hope was to do this in regards to Talos worship in Skyrim, due to the White-Gold Concordat banning it. However, the Thalmor had other plans, manipulating the "asset" known as Ulfric Stormcloak into blatantly violating the concordat, giving the Thalmor justification to force heavier enforcement by the Empire and direct enforcement by the Thalmor. In the Empire ending for the Civil War, General Tullius does one on Legate Rikke as she says her last goodbye to her old comrade Ulfric's corpse, when she said "Talos guide you".
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Happens twice in the same scene in Persona 4. Your cousin Nanako has just been kidnapped after your Detective Uncle Dojima takes you in for questioning. After he recieves the news, he takes off leaving you and your friends with his partner Adachi. When the rest of your friends come as well, Adachi says he really shouldn't allow everyone to be in the Interrogation Room, but doesn't do anything to stop it. A little while after, the team finally discovers the identity of the kidnapper and tell Adachi they need to go after him, begging him to let you leave. He then decides to leave the room.
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Star Trek Novel Verse:
In Star Trek: Vanguard, Captain Desai (the station's JAG officer) responds to a mission request by Admiral Nogura with something akin to accusing him of trying to punt her off the station to avoid legal trouble. Nogura replies that, as a favor and for the sake of her Starfleet career, he's going to pretend he didn't hear her insubordinate remark.
Admiral Nechayev says it word for word in Terok Nor: Dawn of the Eagles, when Elias Vaughn explodes at her regarding the supposed peace with Cardassia, which he knows wasn't accepted in good faith by Cardassia. Instead, he insists that they both know it's just a means to give the Cardassians time to regroup.
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At the end of Batman: Year One, Gordon realizes that the man who just saved his son must be the same Batman who the Gotham Police have been hunting. Given that he's standing close enough to hand Gordon his son, and Gordon had previously met Bruce Wayne, the implication is clear.
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Avatar: The Last Airbender gives us the following... conversation:
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In Star Trek: Vanguard, Captain Desai (the station's JAG officer) responds to a mission request by Admiral Nogura with something akin to accusing him of trying to punt her off the station to avoid legal trouble. Nogura replies that, as a favor and for the sake of her Starfleet career, he's going to pretend he didn't hear her insubordinate remark.
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Mass Effect 2:
If you have Grunt in your party when you enter the quarantine zone on Omega, he'll ask if the smell of burning corpses makes anyone else hungry. If you also have Jacob, he'll drop the line.
This is Anderson and Hackett's response to Shepard teaming up with Cerberus in the second game. They don't know what you're up to, at all, and haven't spoken to you since you were reported dead, and nobody can prove otherwise. Hackett even specifically denies requests to have agents spy on Shepard to ensure this remains true. This is because both admirals have the highest confidence in Shepard and his/her methods, but they can't be seen publicly associating with someone who does things like consort with known criminals, accept crew and materiel from avowed terrorist organizations, or destroy entire colonies.
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In Space Cadet, when Tex Jarman gets drunk in public, one of the cadet's instructors (who is sitting nearby) calls over Matt Dodson and warns him, "Go back and tell Jarman to quiet down before I have to come over and ask him what his name is."
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In an episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, a character starts an underground reaction to the school talent contest and one of the other characters asks the woodwork teacher for advice. His reply goes more or less "I, of course, didn't hear you refer to an event that the principal has specifically prohibited."
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In Girl Genius, it's more of a "I'll Pretend I Didn't See That" when Violetta, a trained Smoke Knight (spy/assassin/bodyguard) whacks her cousin over the head with a cosh and knocks him out, before he can kidnap her best friend/employer, even though it violates the rules of sanctuary of the monastery they're currently in.
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On Hogan's Heroes, Sergeant Schultz frequently says "I see nothing!" because he knows that investigating would just make things worse for him.
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Journey to Chaos: Eric says something sacrilegious about the Bladi clan within hearing range of the clan's chief; explicitly, how their target should be "cut him up into cubes to make bladi-flavored ice tea". Because Eric is currently experiencing With Great Power Comes Great Insanity, Basilard says he will ignore it.
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The officers in McAuslan, a great deal. "It is astonishing just how often an officer's duty seems to consist of looking the other way, or maybe I was just a bad officer."
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Dumbledore does this in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, although in this case, Harry had already apologized for mouthing off against Rita Skeeter: "I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said."
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Zig-zagged: The M*A*S*H episode "Some 38th Parallels" has the docs irked by a Colonel who seems to be unfazed at the death of one of his men. Hawkeye and Klinger have a sack of rubbish (which Hawkeye bought at Frank's auction for the village folk) dropped from a helicopter on the Colonel as he boards his jeep. Potter says pleasingly "I didn't see any of it but I loved every minute of it!"
In a later episode, Klinger asks Potter to do this when he refuses a dangerous request because he knows better, he's not crazy. Potter apparently takes it to heart (or else legitimately forgets in all the chaos), as the conversation is never mentioned again.
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Happens somewhat regularly on both NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles. Either the team needs something but don't have the time to get approval or approval would tip off the perp or Gibbs/Vance/Hetty require plausible deniability.
In one episode, a group of sailors are playing poker, with cash visible on the table. As one asks the other, "What do you got?", DiNozzo walks in, declaring, "About five seconds before the Agent Afloat sees you playing for stakes.", prompting them to scramble away.
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In The Number of the Beast, the protagonists ask the Governor of the UK colony on Mars how they can exchange their gold for the local currency. He offhandedly mentions how he is glad to hear they don't have any gold, being it is illegal there for individuals to own gold.
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In Turbo, Whiplash does this twice.
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In Top 10, when Irma Geddon and Joe Pi go to arrest Atoman, she makes a careless remark about how Atoman's long lifespan will mean a prison sentence would just be a slap on the wrist, and that he deserves something a lot worse. (Bear in mind they have damning evidence that he's a pedophile and an accomplice to murder.) Joe laments that he's "accidentally" destroyed his inbuilt audio taping system with his "typical machine clumsiness", so he wouldn't have any evidence if a fellow police officer were to, hypothetically, suggest doing anything illegal. He then tricks Atoman into committing suicide.
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Common in The Legend of Sun Knight. Since Sun is both the leader of the holy knights and supposed to be viewed as perfect in the eyes of the people, the other holy knights are often obligated to act as though they don't know he practiced illegal magic, conspired against the king, or snuck an undead creature into their ranks.
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One Piece: "I don't hear anything." For context, the Straw Hats learn that Usopp wants to rejoin their crew after previously quitting, and a few of them plan to go find him and patch things up. Zoro, however, insists that Luffy can't simply let Usopp rejoin without the latter first apologizing, since it would be allowing a crew member to disrespect him; if the first thing Usopp says when he returns is an apology, that's fine, but if not, they need to leave without him, to which Luffy agrees. When Usopp does come back while the crew is trying to escape from the Marines, the first several things he says are decidedly not apologies, instead trying to sidestep doing so and claiming that him quitting the crew was a joke with his usual swagger. Each time, Zoro and Luffy pull this when the others point out Usopp's presence by claiming "I can't hear anything", and eventually the rest of the crew follows suit. It's briefly subverted when, after giving him multiple chances, he still hasn't said he's sorry, and they start to escape without him; however, it's then double subverted when Usopp, upon seeing this, breaks down in tears, apologizes for being stubborn, and begs to be allowed to rejoin, at which point Luffy gladly lets him back in anyway.
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Gaunt's Ghosts: A common element of Colonel-Commissar Gaunt's leadership, especially when it comes to bootleg liquor. In one noteworthy incident, he drops in on a celebration for the newly-minted Guard recruit Dalin Criid and asks point-blank if anyone brought any sacra. When it turns out they (of course) did, he suggests doling it out to the revelers "before someone sees it".
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Kaspall: "SORRY? WHAT WAS THAT? I APPEAR TO HAVE GONE TEMPORARILY DEAF! GOD, I HOPE NO ONE CONFESSED TO A SERIOUS OFFENCE WHEN I WASN'T LISTENING!"
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In the Scooby-Doo story "The Phantom Of Youth" (Marvel, 1978), a millionaire hires Scooby and the gang to help him find the Fountain of Youth. The gang suddenly changes their course when Scooby disappears. When the millionaire tells them to forget Scooby, Fred tells him "I'm going to pretend you didn't say that."
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In My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fanfic Little Deceptions, Master of Disguise Blank Slate has made it all the way to the vault and is pretending to stand guard outside, dressed in guard armor. Everything has gone according to plan, until Princess Celestia shows up, sits down next to him, and calls him by his real name.
He spends the rest of the night guarding the vault before turning himself in the next morning. This is played for laughs in the epilogue, when it is revealed that Princess Celestia had no idea that he was the thief, that she only knew his name because of a Namedar spell she had (because addressing her little ponies by their names always made them feel special and important), and she can't even remember his name without the spell.
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Danger Mouse: In "The Ultra Secret Secret", in which Baron Greenback wants to team up with DM to stave off an alien attack, Penfold cracks a dumb joke, prompting Greenback to say "Penfold, shush!"
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Game of Thrones: Robb's decision to do this after one of his bannermen gets carried away with his boisterousness results in Defeat Means Friendship.
The entirety of Westeros’ nobility is doing this with Renly Baratheon and Loras Tyrell’s relationship. Officially, homosexuality is very illegal in Westeros and two men of their stature engaging in it is a huge crime. Unofficially, the Tyrells are a very powerful family that can very easily change the balance of power in the kingdom, so everybody just looks the other way and pretends they never heard anything, often while making it abundantly clear how they really feel about it. Joffrey makes a massive political faux pas when he publicly brings it up right in front of the Tyrells in his typical cruel and tactless way.
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In a Robot Chicken segment, Mickey Mouse questions the romance between Goofy and Clarabelle, to which Goofy replies there aren't a lot of dogs around for him to date. When Mickey recommends Pluto, who is licking his private parts, Goofy says this in response.
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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. The title character and her beau Sully act as spies for the Native Americans, warning them of an impending attack by the troop currently in town. After a battle in which most of the soldiers are killed, their leader asks Dr. Quinn how she came to be at the site. When she confesses that she came to warn the Native Americans, he very pointedly tells her, "No, you must have ridden out to visit a patient." When she affirms her statement, he arrests her for treason.
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Jaco the Galactic Patrolman in Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection ‘F’. His job is two things: preventing the Saiyans from reaching Earth and preventing time travel. He failed utterly in both and just writes it off by saying he never saw it. This is equally good since all of the "offenders" are much more powerful than he is.
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Inverted in Final Fantasy X. Devout Yevonite Wakka questions the involvement of Maester Seymour Guado — essentially a high priest of Yevon — in an operation that uses machines forbidden by that religion; Seymour coolly suggests he simply pretend he doesn't see them. When Wakka, shocked, protests that that's not something a Maester should say, Seymour replies, "Then pretend I didn't say it." This is one of many early clues that Seymour is Obviously Evil.
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Blake's 7. In "Killer", Blake teleports down to help a Federation base deal with a deadly virus. When he informs a couple of research technicians that he's the Federation's most wanted political criminal, they reply that they can hardly be expected to remember people's names.
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Maurice Levy of The Wire knows his way around this trope, which makes him such an effective and despicable defense attorney. For example, after a worrying set of arrests, he sits down with the kingpin and his Dragon to, in a nutshell, help them brainstorm a hit list. Once he gets them rolling, he removes himself from the conversation before anything actually illegal is mentioned.
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When K climbs on top of the Apollo 11 rocket in Men in Black 3, this exchange takes place among the crew.
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At least two instances on Battlestar Galactica (2003):
When Galactica has the opportunity to release a virus that will wipe out all Cylons, Helo argues that it's effectively genocide, and they should try to make peace with the Cylons instead. Given what the rest of the crew has been through, even making that suggestion doesn't go over well.
After they bring up the subject of the Final Five Cylons (a taboo topic in Cylon culture) Cavil orders a number of his fellow Cylons to "take a cleansing walk" and he'll forget what he just heard them say.
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ER. After Nurse Chuny lets it slip that Dr. Doug Ross immunized a child without the mother's consent (he was brought in by the child's babysitter), his supervisor Dr. Mark Greene declares, "I didn't hear that."
Another bit has Abby blithely admitting that she fraudulently used Carter's info to obtain her brother's medical records. Carter is stunned, but given that he doesn't say anything or turn her in, he's clearly invoking this trope.
Yet another has Sam telling her former employer that she shot her ex-husband—who had kidnapped her and their son, raped her, and shot and killed several people along the way, including his accomplices—while he was asleep on the ground, making her actions technically murder instead of self-defense. He looks her in the eye and declares, "I didn't hear that, and that's the last time you're going to say it."
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Silicon Valley: When the Pied Piper guys start talking about less-than-legal tactics, Monica states, "I wasn't in the room for that!" and leaves. In one particularly desperate circumstance, she merely steps out onto the patio and continues contributing to the conversation through the screen door.
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In Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, enforcer Big Chris comes with an offer to settle Eddie's huge gambling debt to his boss in return for Eddie's dad JD giving up the deed to his pub:
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Madam Secretary: Jay is reporting to Bess on how stoning kills a person. He is so disgusted about an execution that the Iranians are going carry out, he yells that he wished the coup that the protagonists worked to prevent succeeded. Bess is obviously angry by his remarks, but given the nature of the topic, she tells Jay that just this once, she'll let it slide.
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Inverted in The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015). The CIA spymaster says he knows Boxed Crook Napoleon Solo is making money on the side, "but do not make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness, for blindness."
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Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM, uses this on occasion, such as his total ignorance to rank-inappropriate fraternization as long as it doesn't cause trouble, or his continued confusion as to how his aide Jurgen keeps finding things like meltas, extra carapace armor, the best rooms at the local billet, amasec rations, etc. (A combination of creatively misfiling requisitions and petty theft, mostly.) On the other hand, he finds it more reliable to bring the miscreants in question up on charges, and then find some bureaucratic pretext to drop the punishment. The end result is the same, of course, but he's a much more visible part of the process this way, which suits his purposes.
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Aubrey-Maturin: Jack Aubrey does this on several occasions, usually when Stephen or Killick is muttering something that it wouldn't do for the Captain to take notice of.
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In RCN, Daniel Leary's manservant and surrogate father Hogg is given to various "ne'er-do-well" activities, but because of their friendship, Leary explicitly says in narration that he doesn't ask how Hogg has "acquired" what the mission needs, because if Hogg's methods did come to light Leary would probably have to fire his mentor and best friend.
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The Belisarius Series has a Running Gag with Valentinian; when the latter mumbles something, typically cursing about the situation Belisarius is leading them into, Belisarius (who knows exactly what is being mumbled), asks what was said and someone, typically Anastasius, will cheerfully repeat it out loud... but since it would be insubordinate for Valentinian to say something like that, it might have actually been something else that sounds vaguely similar, even though it admittedly makes no sense.
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In Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman, a criminal mook walks in on Batman as he's snooping around. They stare at each other for a long moment, and then the mook (who is sporting a black eye from a previous confrontation with the Dark Knight) just walks away and pretends he didn't see anything.
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Frasier:
Niles is prone to using this reaction — either stated or unstated — in response to an unnecessary complication in an already convoluted circumstance or just something he'd rather not see.
Frasier himself does this when discussing TV shows with Noel Shempsky:
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Inverted in Terminator Salvation: when John Connor gets in an argument with General Ashdown over the radio, the general orders John relieved of his position, then signs off. Two of John's men who overheard the argument immediately say that they didn't catch the general's last order, indicating that they'll help with John's plan.
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In The Beast Legion, that's what Fyre thinks when Xeus bluntly says she's hot!
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Law & Order: UK. As the father of a murder suspect starts blurting out to Crown Prosecutor George Castle that he is the killer that the detectives are looking for, Castle screams at him to "Shut up! I can't hear this!", knowing that the guy is incriminating himself to someone who would be obligated to testify against him.
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Cold Case. The team has determined that a Serial Rapist was shot and killed by the brother of one of his victims. As two detectives interrogate him, they subtly suggest that his actions were in self-defense (as he was only thirteen at the time). Two other detectives watching the interview ask, "Is she doing what I think?" "I'm not hearing it, are you?", and promptly turn off the monitor and walk away.
A similar incident occurs in another episode, when one witness indirectly but clearly admits he killed his fiancee's abusive husband who is ultimately revealed as the killer of the primary victim, a little girl. Jeffries suggests there's no need to put that comment on the record, to which Vera replies, "Don't remember what the man said anyhow."
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Starship Troopers has a strange variation. During basic training, a recruit strikes a drill instructor. Though the instructor — and later the base commander — do their best to ignore this, the recruit makes it impossible for them to do so (saying point-blank that he did it during a formal legal procedure). He's instantly court-martialed, found guilty, whipped, and dishonorably discharged — which is actually a light sentence possible only through some deft legal maneuvering on the part of the commander, because striking a superior is normally a hanging offense.
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