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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder

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A stock phrase that is almost always worded as: I'm an X not a Y. With X being their profession, and Y being whoever would be better able to do the job that they are having difficulty with.
The most famous example, and thus the Trope Namer, is Star Trek's Dr. McCoy — but the earliest example we have so far is from 1869, making it not only Older Than Star Trek but Older Than Radio. (It was in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.) Note that DeForest Kelley, contrary to popular belief, never prefaced his statement with "Damn it, Jim" or some variant thereof; he never swore on the show, given that it aired in The '60s. He did swear up a storm in most of the movies, however, so parodists naturally combined his potty mouth with his catchphrase, to great effect. (He never actually used his catchphrase in a movie until the reboot — wherein he did swear, but he wasn't talking to Kirk, so the complete memetic phrase ultimately wasn't uttered until Star Trek Beyond.)note The reason why it's Scotty instead of McCoy that says "He's dead already!" in Star Trek II is that Kelley didn't want to mess up a dramatic moment by referencing the catchphrase.
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In the Noonbory and the Super 7 episode "Ship Shape", Wangury drops this line:
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Company of Heroes:
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Claude Trilleo from Sunrider will sometimes shout "Dang it, Captain! I'm a doctor, not a fighter!" when ordered to attack an enemy, as a Shout-Out to the Trope Namer. And considering the terrible accuracy of her Ryder's only weapon, she's absolutely right.
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King Shark from Secret Six:
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An episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air had Will, Carlton and William Shatner get high off of a leaking laughing gas tank at the dentist's and start acting like Star Trek characters; after Shatner addresses Will as "Bones", he responds "Dammit Jim, I'm a black boy from Philly, not a doctor!"
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A Hard Day's Night: Ringo is a drummer, not a wet-nurse.
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In a note found in Mystery Case Files 20: The Black Crown one of several crew members who were forced to build a ship-raising mechanism complains that they're pirates not carpenters.
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In North By Northwest, Thornhill says, "I'm an advertising man, not a red herring."
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A (very NSFW) pair of Ranma ½ fan-arts ("Breaking Bag" on RanmaBOOKS) features Nabiki having tried to summon a "Fukyugami" with Ye Olde Necronomicon during a lingerie shoot with female Ranma, only to fall victim of the horny spirit herself, ending up begging Ranma to dismiss it.
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In the 1955 film The Cobweb, the head of a sanitarium is asked how he could let a depressive patient have the run of the place instead of keeping him in his room. He replies "Because I'm a doctor, not a jailer."
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Rocketship Voyager:
The Auto-Doc delivers lines like "I'm an Autodoc, not an astrogator!" or "I'm a doctor, not a porter!" Later when the Autodoc insists it has become Chief Medical Officer after the deaths of the human medical staff, Captain Janeway retorts, "You're an Autodoc, not an officer!"
When the Chief Science Officer, Dr. Zimmermann, complains about being ordered to help out in a field hospital, Janeway quips, "Let me guess: you're a doctor, not a doctor?"
During the Final Battle, B'Elanna Torres realises she's an engineer not an Action Girl despite coming from a Proud Warrior Race of Venusian Amazons. She then uses her engineering skills to get a damaged airlock hatch open and save their lives.
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The Roundhouse episode "TV On Trial" references this by having Star Trek-esque scenes playing during a channel surfing montage. On the third appearance...
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The Empire Strikes Back: After R2-D2 attempts to slice what he thinks is a computer terminal and gets a nasty shock...
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Kingdom Hearts Ψ: The Seeker of Darkness: From Kairi and Lea's Excellent Adventure:
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A variation in Arrow when Felicity Smoak discovers Oliver Queen bleeding from a gunshot wound in the backseat of her car. As he's an illegal vigilante, Oliver tells her to take him to the abandoned factory he uses as his secret lair and Felicity initially protests that he needs a doctor, not a steelworker.
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There's a future fic of the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon where the main characters (now years older) get dragged back into the Realm along with Hank and Shelia's daughter, Presto's adoptive daughter, Eric's son and Diana's nephew. During a battle, Hank asks Presto for some advice and Presto snaps "Damn it, Hank! I'm a pediatrician; not a military commander!" (paraphrased)
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Star Trek: Enterprise:
Dr. Phlox gets into the act when he has to singlehandedly cold-start the warp reactor: "I'm a physician, not an engineer!"
Inverted in "Impulse". T'Pol is scanning a Vulcan suffering from trellium poisoning, which is also affecting T'Pol.
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Top Gun: Maverick has a variation when Penny pokes fun at Maverick for not knowing how to sail despite being a Navy officer. He replies that he doesn't sail boats, he lands on them.
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"I'm an engineer, not a medic", said by Jäger in Rainbow Six Siege when reviving a downed team member.
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Ace Ventura. When Melissa Robinson asks the title hero to get out of Snowflake's tank, Ace responds with, "For God's sake, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"
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The Ship Who...: In The City Who Fought, Dr. Chaundra is tasked with creating a virus that will, hopefully, make incoming invaders reluctant to bother his people for fear of catching it. Uncomfortable with the idea of causing and spreading an illness and aware of the difficulty of making it nasty-looking but not seriously hurt his people, he complains to himself that he's a doctor, not a gene-sculptor!
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In the final scene of The Simpsons episode "D'oh-in' in the Wind," Homer ends up in the hospital from a flower lodged in his head, which Dr. Hibbert asserts he cannot remove, because "I'm a doctor, not a gardener."
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Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit: Father Thomas once tells Deloris that he have a message for her despite working for the catholic Church, not for Fedex.
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In The Detective and the Diplomat, Ponder Stibbons (not one of nature's runners) is having trouble keeping up with Sherlock Holmes (one of nature's runners). His reply when chided for this:
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In the Looney Tunes short "Lighthouse Mouse", in the second-to-last scene Sylvester is fixing the lighthouse's cable and angrily mutters that he's a cat, not an electrician.
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Beavis and Butt-Head, similar to Saturday Night Live's example:
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gave Donatello a line that was clearly a Shout-Out to the Trope Namer during the Big Brawl arc: "What can I do? I'm an engineer, not a doctor..."
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid: "Sorry, I'm a butler, not a catcher."
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On an episode of Justice League, Lois Lane tells Superman, "Look, I'm a reporter, not a public relations person."
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At the end of the Jessie episode "The Princess and the Pea Brain", Zuri asks Ravi to try and make the kingdom's jester funnier. Ravi responds with "I am a sorcerer, not a miracle worker!"
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Batman Forever: The Bat-Signal gets commandeered by Chase as part of an odd, superheroic version of OK Cupid, leading to the popular line "The Batsignal is not a beeper!"
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Star Trek: Discovery: Jet Reeno's snarky comments about Discovery's Spore Drive.
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In the Community episode "Documentary Filmmaking: Redux", the study group are asked to play characters on a new college commercial. Pierce is outraged when he learns the commercial shoot won't be catered and he won't have a trailer.
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In Stargate Equestria: Incursion, Dr. Frasier gets to say it after tending to a wounded Twilight Sparkle.
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In The Crossing, General Hugh Mercer (Washington's closest friend and confidante) says that he's more of a physician than a general to preface his report of the wretched condition that the remnants of their army is in.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_36994f79
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 The Crossing
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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In the Poirot episode "Hercule Poirot's Christmas", when Simeon Lee sees that Poirot is not strong or young enough to protect him:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_39e45334
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1.0
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 Poirot
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3b323874
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In MultiVersus, Velma occasionally remarks about the inappropriateness of her specialty, when respawning during a match.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3b323874
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3b323874
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 MultiVersus (Video Game)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Mad Max. When asked what's the prognosis on Max's wife after she's run down by Toecutter's gang, the doctor replies, "I'm a doctor, not a fortune teller."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3c7d2003
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3c7d2003
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 Mad Max
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Trials and Tribulations:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3ccfa555
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3ccfa555
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 Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Trials and Tribulations (Visual Novel)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Time Squad: In "Orphan Substitute", the first substitute says he can't help the squad because he's "a math genius, not a history whiz".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3ce03501
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 Time Squad
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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In Jurassic World, Claire tries to ask Owen to track the missing boys through the wilderness, but he says, "I was with the Navy, not the Navajo!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3f231b84
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1.0
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 Jurassic World
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Quoth Butters, in Cold Days: "Dammit, Dresden, I'm a medical examiner, not an intelligence analyst."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_3f6c7a68
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 Cold Days
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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The Dresden Files:
Quoth Butters, in Cold Days: "Dammit, Dresden, I'm a medical examiner, not an intelligence analyst."
In a separate incident, Murphy and Dresden are considering calling him in to perform some off-the-books emergency surgery (they can't go to a hospital because that would lead to the victim's gunshot wound being reported). Murphy quips that Butters is likely to show up, take one look at the victim, and say something along the lines of "dammit, Murph, I'm a forensic examiner, not a pasta chef".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_41b0198a
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 The Dresden Files
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4262ee4f
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In 1933 Philo Vance detective movie The Kennel Murder Case, the doctor is called to the scene of the crime, questioned by bystanders, and replies "I'm a doctor, not a magician". A few minutes later, he pronounces a man to have committed suicide and is reminded he's supposed to look at the body, to which he replies "I'm a doctor, not a detective".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4262ee4f
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 The Kennel Murder Case
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_426a7572
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A particularly brilliant example in Animaniacs when the Warner Siblings are backed into a corner in Hades:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_426a7572
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_426a7572
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 Animaniacs
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4388e597
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In Chess, Anatoly's chess second (and KGB spook) Molokov suggests seducing Trumper's chess second Florence Vassey in order to throw off his game. Anatoly's response:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4388e597
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4388e597
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 Chess (Theatre)
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_44e0b783
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_44e0b783
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Garfield:
Jon tells Garfield to do something about a mouse hole. Garfield says "Hey, I'm a cat, not a carpenter!"
When Jon asks Liz to go out with him, she says "I'm single, not desperate". Later, when Liz tells Garfield to talk to Jon, Garfield says "I'm a cat, not a psychiatrist".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_44e0b783
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_44e0b783
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 Garfield (Comic Strip)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_44e0b783
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_455dd62c
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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The Carol Burnett Show parody:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_455dd62c
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_455dd62c
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 The Carol Burnett Show
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Cosmic Sin: After a soldier is killed by a Boom, Headshot!, Dr. Lea Goss is asked to treat him. Goss retorts that she's a doctor, not God, and picks up the soldier's gun to use instead.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_45d9931e
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 Cosmic Sin
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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In the Discworld of A.A. Pessimal, this is a persistent complaint by the Assassins' Guild resident medic, Matron Igorina.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_468bebb0
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 Discworld
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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The Man in the Iron Mask: Porthos, who's been threating to kill himself for a while, heads out to the barn to hang himself. Aramis assures Athos that he won't be able to because Aramis sawed through the beam to weaken it. When Porthos puts weight on the beam it snaps...and brings the entire barn down on top of him.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_46d2ce9d
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 The Man in the Iron Mask
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Mission: Impossible – Fallout. Julia is not an electrician so she tells Luther this trope as she doesn't know what wire strippers are. Of course she's not a Bomb Disposal officer either (which is what they need the wire strippers for) but she did volunteer to help.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_47a4daec
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 Mission: Impossible – Fallout
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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On Nerf NOW!!, after betting (and losing) their clothes, Blu Engie has to sew a new outfit for Red Engie.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4975ee74
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4975ee74
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 Nerf NOW!! (Webcomic)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_49defd67
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A Good Compromise: Dr. Irim Valder is Not That Kind of Doctor.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_49defd67
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 A Good Compromise (Fanfic)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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The Man Who Would be King: Billy Fish, on being offered a horse to escape the lost battle: "Gurkha is foot soldier, not cavalry." Then he runs to confront the entire army and dies a warrior death.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4acb3114
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 The Man Who Would be King
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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X-Men: Evolution has Storm give us this one: "I'm a weather witch, not a snowplow!" Even funnier when you remember Wolverine's first name is actually Jim.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4c06d071
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 X-Men: Evolution
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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The Transformers:
An example that is not a parody and not played for laughs: when Skyfire is told by his old friend Starscream to kill a bunch of Autobots they've taken captive, the horrified Skyfire states that "I'm a scientist, not an executioner!"
A late Season 3 episode features interim Autobot commander Rodimus Prime ordering Wreck-Gar to deposit the remains of previous leader Optimus Prime on an examining table, who exclaims "I'm a doctor (which he isn't), not a forklift!". For bonus points, Wreck-Gar follows this up with another Shout-Out to the Trope Namer in the form of "He's Dead, Jim".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4c095a1f
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1.0
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 The Transformers
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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The Hair Bear Bunch is airborne on an out-of-control inflatable horse (episode "Love Bug Bungle"):
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4c949405
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4c949405
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1.0
 The Hair Bear Bunch
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Jacob "X" Arrow in A New World, A New Way sidestory Swarm refuses to have a pokèmon battle with a trainer because he's a construction worker, not a trainer.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4cf5fc6e
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1.0
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 A New World, A New Way (Fanfic)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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In the The Big Bang Theory episode "The Desperation Emanation":
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4e45b093
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4e45b093
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 The Big Bang Theory
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4f1f3628
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Moseby of The Suite Life on Deck wants to put Zack on permanent detention for detonating a stink bomb in the chemistry lab. Tutweiler's response:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4f1f3628
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_4f1f3628
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 The Suite Life of Zack & Cody
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Luke Cage: In "Take It Personal", when Diamondback is telling Mariah the basics of his plan to sell the Judas bullets to the NYPD, Mariah counters, "I'm a politician, not a gun dealer." Diamondback simply replies, "Well, what's the difference?"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_502cbd09
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_502cbd09
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 Luke Cage (2016)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_50e2e357
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Star Trek (2009 revival):
We get it a couple times, but toward the beginning, Bones' first line:
"Dammit, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!" (Well, his understanding of the physics Spock suggested seemed okay....)
Subverted in Star Trek Into Darkness. Bones gives the expected line, but Spock replies that a doctor is exactly what he needs for his (unstated) plan.
And in Star Trek Beyond, Bones tries to give the line while being transported aboard an enemy ship with Spock, but is interrupted. What Bones isn't this time is a Riddle for the Ages.note Given the context of what he was about to be asked, the completion of the line is probably "fighter pilot".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_50e2e357
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_50e2e357
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 Star Trek (2009)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_51ef8ae4
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An episode of The Garfield Show has a running gag of everyone getting stuck up a tree because of a dog. First, it was Garfield and Nermal, then Odie, then Jon, and finally a fireman. Jon questions how come a fireman doesn't know how to climb trees. His response: "I'm a fireman, not a monkey."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_51ef8ae4
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 The Garfield Show
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_526d4c5c
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Knights of the Old Republic:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_526d4c5c
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_526d4c5c
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 Knights of the Old Republic (Video Game)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, R. K. Maroon protests:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_5286ec36
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_5286ec36
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 Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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The Cloverfield Paradox has a low-key version. The crew are devastated having seemingly destroyed the Earth during their test. Kiel tries to get them focussed on urgent priorities like repairing the space station.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_52a32f67
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 The Cloverfield Paradox
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Danny Phantom: Stranded: In "Empowered", Tucker says he can't block Misty's powers because he's "a techno-geek, not a miracle worker".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_5344aa67
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 Danny Phantom: Stranded (Fanfic)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Space: 1999 has Dr. Russell pull this one out of her hat early in season 2.
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 Space: 1999
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Disney Magic Kingdoms: As Will Turner says in the quest "Display of Skills" when Elizabeth says that they need to show the guests a good time to clear the curse, he's "a blacksmith, not an entertainer".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_55382b6e
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 Disney Magic Kingdoms (Video Game)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_5562da6a
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3rd Rock from the Sun has Officer Don say in one episode "I'm a cop, not a goat" when meeting Sally on a Hill at night.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_5562da6a
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 3rd Rock from the Sun
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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DuckTales: In "The Uncrashable Hindentanic", Glomgold challenges Scrooge to a bet where the loser will give the winner one million dollars and Scrooge refuses because he's "a businessman, not a gambler". He changes his mind when Glomgold suggests that the loser will invest one million dollars on the winner's company.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_5690420f
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 DuckTales (1987)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_5755b96a
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The Order of the Stick:
After Vaarsuvius, temporarily paralyzed by a ghast, has been used by Haley by dangling them over a treasure to detect magic (on the number of grunts)...
Durkon latter helps Elan peering through the window of their cell.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_5755b96a
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 The Order of the Stick (Webcomic)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Fallout: New Vegas:
An NCR ranger hiding out in a bunker owned by the Brotherhood of Steel states in his journal that he is a scout, not an electrician, and that he can't quite get his radio to work.
Even more directly, with the Wild Wasteland trait activated, NCR Ambassador Crocker will shout the line "I'm an ambassador, not a doctor!" in response to a question about Jet and the human heart.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_59da62aa
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 Fallout: New Vegas (Video Game)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Naturally, as an Affectionate Parody of Star Trek, Galaxy Quest includes an example of this, in one of the film's most famous lines: "We're actors, not astronauts!"
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 Affectionate Parody
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In Schlock Mercenary, Tailor has to perform brain surgery on Tagon, which leads him to say, "I'm a clothier, not a doctor."
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 Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)
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Doctors in the Heroes of the Storm fanfiction Heroes of the Desk have well-defined roles (between different types of medical doctor and different types of not-that-kind as well). So when Dr. Kara Grimes, psychologist (and presumably PsyD) is asked about some Technobabble, she isn't of any use.
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 Heroes of the Storm (Video Game)
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If you shoot him in the game Star Trek: Elite Force, he says "I'm a doctor, not a bullseye."
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 Star Trek: Elite Force (Video Game)
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In Turnabout Storm, Phoenix is asked to tell a funny joke. The results are... rather unsatisfactory.
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 Turnabout Storm (Web Animation)
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In Captain Proton and the Planet of Lesbians, the President of Earth keeps insisting that he's a politician, not a doctor, after the villainous Dr Chaotica discredited the profession (in The Adventures of Captain Proton the same character is played by the Doctor, who has this trope as a catchphrase).
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 The Adventures of Captain Proton
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic: Sahar insists that she's a priestess, not a sorceress. Granted, the priestesses of Ch'Thier, to whom she belongs, can invoke impressive thunderbolts and are anything but harmless.
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 Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic (Webcomic)
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In Star Trek: First Contact, Dr. Crusher activates the EMH to divert the attention of some Borg drones who are breaking through the Sickbay door.
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 Star Trek: First Contact
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In Dragon Age: Origins, when you ask Varick why he isn't going to be fighting in The Proving, he responds with "I'm a miner, not a warrior!".
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 Dragon Age: Origins (Video Game)
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Sofia the First: The bird-shaped door knocker at Tilly's manor cannot let Sofia in because it's a door knocker, not a door opener.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_63409895
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 Sofia the First
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In Monster Musume, main character Kimihito goes shopping for his enormous household and receives a large quantity of unsold goods like oddly-shaped vegetables, irregular eggs, and bread heels. Centorea reacts to Mero's suggestion that she carry everything with "I am a knight, not a packhorse."* She still says, "As you command, milord!" when her "master" Kimihito asks.
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 Monster Musume (Manga)
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From Bajor to the Black, Part II: A Vulcan petty officer informs Eleya that she is a transporter operator, not a soldier, after Eleya throws her a gun. Eleya informs the Vulcan that "I rather doubt the Borg are going to care one way or the other!"
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 From Bajor to the Black (Fanfic)
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The X-Files: In the episode "Demons", when Mulder is held as a suspect in the murder of two people and Scully says she'll get him out:
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 The X-Files
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The Swan Princess: The royal orchestra object to being forced to pose as animals so Prince Derek can practice hunting this way.
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 The Swan Princess
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Dr. Delbert Doppler from Treasure Planet says this as a Shout-Out to Star Trek: The Original Series.
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 Treasure Planet
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The Smallville episode "Rush" has Clark say, "I'm an alien, not a cartoon!" when Chloe asks him if he can fly.
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 Smallville
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Stargate SG-1 provides a variation of this trope in "Deadman Switch" when bounty hunter Aris Boch demands that Daniel Jackson treat his wound after capturing them:
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 Stargate SG-1
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Megaforce: When Megaforce piles into the last remaining Hercules transport, they have to leave their commander behind. As they're taking off, they see him riding up on a motorbike and so urge the pilot to set them down again. He retorts that he's a pilot, not a magician. Fortunately, their commander is riding a Cool Bike that flies!
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 Megaforce
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Love, Death & Robots. In "Sucker of Souls", the protagonists find themselves confronted by Dracula himself. Flynn demands Dr. Wehunt tell them what to do, to which the doctor responds that he's an archeologist, not a strategist. Flynn retorts that he's a mercenary not Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but he's not whining about it either.
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 Love, Death & Robots
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine:
In "Broken Link", Garak tries to convince Worf to stand by and let him commit genocide against the Dominion. Worf responds with "I'm a warrior, not a murderer!"
In "Empok Nor", a Garak crazed by Psycho Serum taunts Chief O'Brien that he's no longer a soldier, only for O'Brien to reply, "You're right — I'm an engineer." and set off an improvised bomb he's rigged up.
Bashir uses it occasionally, one of the most notable (but far from the first or only) being the protest "I'm a doctor, not a botanist" when Dax brings him a sick plant because Keiko O'Brien (the station's resident botanist) is at a conference at the time. He does, of course, use it in the show's anniversary episode "Trials and Tribble-ations" (a crossover episode with Star Trek: The Original Series courtesy of in-universe time-travel and real-life special effects wizardry).
O'Brien also gets this line in "It's Only a Paper Moon", when Nog is speculating about the unusual nature of holo-character Vic Fontaine: "I'm an engineer, not a philosopher."
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 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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This appears early on in Cerebus the Aardvark. A character declares himself to be a doctor, not a General, time-keeper or martyr, all in quick succession.
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 Cerebus the Aardvark (Comic Book)
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Mass Effect:
When you encounter the Rachni in the first game, if Liara is present, Shepard will ask her what they are. She will just say that she's an archaeologist, not a biologist, and is as clueless as Shepard.
If you select Mordin as the specialist to open the doors during the Suicide Mission in the second game, he'll protest that he's not that kind of scientist (in other words, not a computer expert).
Shepard gets in on it too. In the first game, Renegade Shepard responds to Nihlus' questions about Eden Prime with "I'm a marine, not some tourist on vacation." In the third game, Shepard tells Anderson "I'm a soldier, not a politician" to which Anderson responds "I don't need you to be either."
The third game, sees an inverted version used by Gabby Daniels on Ken Donnelly - "You're the power systems engineer, not me." Gabby is a propulsion system engineer.
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 Mass Effect (Franchise)
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Our Miss Brooks: Used in the episode "Suzi Prentiss". Miss Brooks tells Mr. Conklin, "I'm a teacher, not a psychiatrist."
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 Our Miss Brooks (Radio)
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Star Wars: The Old Republic:
One of Sith Inquisitor companion Talos Drellik's chatter lines in combat:
In Chapter XVI of Knights of the Fallen Empire, if you choose Lovable Rogue Gault Rennow to keep the peace between Bomb Throwing Anarchist Kaliyo Djannis and Sergeant Rock Aric Jorgan:
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 Star Wars: The Old Republic (Video Game)
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Princess of the Blacks: Pomfrey doesn't know how to treat Danny's second-degree dragonfire burns because she's "a school nurse, not a Healer".
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 Princess of the Blacks (Fanfic)
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The Star Trek wiki Memory Alpha has a page compiling every time the franchise used the phrase here.
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In the novel "Star Trek: Forged in Fire" the Kligon Doctor Nej tells the pirate Qagh (aka The Albino) that he was a physician and researcher, not a subspace radio technician when questioned as to why he didn't find the subcutaneous transponders in Kor, Koloth, Kang, and Curzon Dax while Qagh was holding them prisoner.
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 Star Trek: Forged in Fire
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Towards the beginning of Attack of the Clones, the Jedi Council is meeting with Supreme Chancellor of the Republic Palpatine to discuss the increasing aggression of the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Mace Windu makes it clear that the Jedi cannot be expected to stem the threat alone, as the Jedi are "keepers of the peace, not soldiers".
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 Attack of the Clones
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On Kaeloo, the trope is used in an episode where Kaeloo and Mr. Cat are doctors, with Mr. Cat taking Dr. Jerk to a whole new level. When both of them try to "cure" Quack Quack (who isn't even sick), Kaeloo suggests homeopathic cures. Mr. Cat, eager to hurt Quack Quack, asks if she means acupuncture, and she clarifies that she meant to use herbs and flowers, eliciting this response from Mr. Cat:
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 Kaeloo
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This line is said using "miracle-worker" in Final Fantasy IX.
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 Final Fantasy IX (Video Game)
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Final Fantasy VI:
When Celes is asked to impersonate a famous opera singer: "H-hold on here! I'm a former general, not some opera floozy!"
Another Celes line during the party's trip to the cliffs above Narshe: "Thanks for your concern, but I'm a soldier, not some love-starved twit."
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 Final Fantasy VI (Video Game)
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Team America: World Police has the protagonist insist "I'm an actor, not a spy!"
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 Team America: World Police
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Starcraft II: Click on the Terran Medic enough and she'll go "Dammit, I'm a medic, not a doctor!... Oh." Technically speaking this is correct: Combat Medics don't need doctorates to be a medic but have nurse/orderly training instead.
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 StarCraft II (Video Game)
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From Monsters vs. Aliens but reversed:
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 Monsters vs. Aliens
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Journey to Chaos: When a client (a restaurant manager) tells Eric to use his Functional Magic to be a Stage Magician, Eric replies, "I'm a warrior, not a stage actor." His mentor says that, as a mercenary, he is whatever his client wants him to be. Eric's reply to this is, "Yes, daylra."
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In M*A*S*H, Winchester has a few during his time at the 4077th.
"I'm a doctor, not a woman!"
"I'm a surgeon, not a social worker."
"I'm a man of medicine, not a medicine man."
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Lost:
A character exclaims "I'm an internist, not an obstetrician" (which means, "I specialize in innards, not female reproductive organs.")
Bernard is a dentist, not Rambo.
In the Season 3 blooper reel, Elizabeth Mitchell responds to Matthew Fox's wondering how a flooded hatch can still function by saying, "Dammit, Jack, I'm a doctor, not a marine engineer!"
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 Lost
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Monk has a few good ones.
In "Mr. Monk and the TV Star", when Monk and Sharona arrive at a crime scene at a major star's house, Sharona is focused on her teeth, and Monk tells her, "Sharona, this is a murder scene, not a high school dance."
This one from "Mr. Monk and the Critic":
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Digger:
Digger says that she's a wombat, not a lungfish.
In the comments there's a Running Gag of "Dammit, Jim! I'm a x, not a x".
The Statue of Ganesh says that he's half a god, not half a geologist.
Trader Manuel says that he's a merchant, not a murderer.
Herne says that he's a wilderness guide, not a Sherpa.
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 Digger (Webcomic)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_8e68cca9
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a3a7f4
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a3a7f4
comment
Kim Possible:
"Rappin' Drakken" has a twist on the "morally repugnant" version: Dr. Drakken tries to sell a mind-control shampoo with a name ("Dr. D's Brainwashing Shampoo and Cranium Rinse") and slogan ("Lather, Rinse, Obey") that tells people what it does, because "Truth-in-labeling-laws. I'm a supervillain, not a corporate shyster".
On another occasion, Drakken says he wants to prove he's more brillainter than everyone else.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a3a7f4
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a3a7f4
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1.0
 Kim Possible
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a3a7f4
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a5fa71
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a5fa71
comment
Cactus Flower:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a5fa71
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a5fa71
featureConfidence
1.0
 Cactus Flower (Theatre)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_90a5fa71
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_92844ddb
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_92844ddb
comment
Dinosaurs: In "Changing Nature", when WESAYSO's attempts to stunt the growth of the cider poppies leads to the destruction of all plant life on Earth.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_92844ddb
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_92844ddb
featureConfidence
1.0
 Dinosaurs
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_92844ddb
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_945f2d42
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_945f2d42
comment
In Wapsi Square, Monica is an Anthropologist, not a Psychiatrist. She even throws in a "Dammit Jin" for good measure.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_945f2d42
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_945f2d42
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1.0
 Wapsi Square (Webcomic)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_945f2d42
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_97a70962
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_97a70962
comment
The Professionals: In "Discovered in a Graveyard", Cowley tells a doctor he's relying on him to keep Doyle alive after he's shot by an assassin.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_97a70962
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_97a70962
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1.0
 The Professionals
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_97a70962
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_99949d04
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_99949d04
comment
Wakfu: In "The Night of the Thirsters", when instructed to spray the Thirsters with a milk-pump to fight them, Sadlygrove protests that he's a warrior, not a gardener.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_99949d04
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_99949d04
featureConfidence
1.0
 Wakfu
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_99949d04
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9aac12df
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9aac12df
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The U.S. Acres episode "Swine Trek" from Garfield and Friends parodied this as well. When Orson Pig, playing The Kirk in a dream, asks Wade Duck, playing The McCoy, about a distress call that didn't sound right, Wade went, "How Should I Know?!? I'm a duck, not the Wichita Lineman!!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9aac12df
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9aac12df
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 U.S. Acres (Comic Strip)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9aac12df
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9af804ae
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9af804ae
comment
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1869): After Captain Nemo Kicks the Cachalots with the Nautilus, he asks Ned Land his opinion:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9af804ae
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9af804ae
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1.0
 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9af804ae
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b522f42
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b522f42
comment
Ranma ½: The Abridged Chronicles: This version of Doctor T�fū can heal your wounds, unless they're costume-related.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b522f42
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b522f42
featureConfidence
1.0
 Ranma ½: The Abridged Chronicles (Web Video)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b522f42
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b6a0d26
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b6a0d26
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Craig of the Creek: In Season 3 "Breaking the Ice", when Craig and Wildernessa and her dog, Cheesesticks, are stranded on an island because Cheesesticks accidentally broke the ice of the frozen lake with his weight, Craig believes that Wildernessa will be able to help them survive due to her knowledge of nature. But Wildernessa tells him "I know about animals, not survival tactics".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b6a0d26
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b6a0d26
featureConfidence
1.0
 Craig of the Creek
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9b6a0d26
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9d4fbe8e
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9d4fbe8e
comment
Played with in Freeman's Mind in which Gordon Freeman comes across a corpse for the first time and exclaims, "I'm a doctor, not a... normal doctor!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9d4fbe8e
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9d4fbe8e
featureConfidence
1.0
 Freeman's Mind (Web Video)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9d4fbe8e
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e2f90f4
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e2f90f4
comment
The English dub for One Piece has Tony Tony Chopper pull this on Luffy when the World Government classifies him as a "pet" when giving his first bounty — a paltry 50 berries.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e2f90f4
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e2f90f4
featureConfidence
1.0
 One Piece (Manga)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e2f90f4
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e3d1858
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e3d1858
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Late into Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Sir Divish tasks Master Tobias Feyfar with building a trebuchet so they can more effectively lay siege to Talmberg after Istvan Toth takes it. Master Feyfar acknowledges that he is an engineer, the best in the fief in fact, but he's a mining engineer and thus isn't of much help in military matters. Luckily, there is an actual military engineer staying in the Sasau monastery, so Henry is tasked with getting his help.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e3d1858
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e3d1858
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1.0
 Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Game)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9e3d1858
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9f6b21c5
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9f6b21c5
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Steel Rain: North Korean agent Eom breaks into an obstetric clinic and forces the doctor there to operate on Kim Jong Un, who's been wounded in an attempted coup. She does her best, but there's a bullet in his cranium that she doesn't dare touch. "I'm an obstetrician, not a neurosurgeon. Unless there's a baby inside this belly, I can't do it."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9f6b21c5
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9f6b21c5
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1.0
 Steel Rain
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_9f6b21c5
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a0c28448
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a0c28448
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In the RiffTrax of Star Trek (2009), they come down on the usage of this for not being deep and raspy enough, asking to hear "those throat nodes and smoker's hack."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a0c28448
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a0c28448
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1.0
 RiffTrax (Podcast)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a0c28448
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a10bbd45
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a10bbd45
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Teen Titans Go!: Dr. Light wants Cyborg's battery, but doesn't know which part of the latter it is. He says he's a supervillain, not a mechanic.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a10bbd45
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a10bbd45
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1.0
 Teen Titans Go! (Comic Book)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a10bbd45
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a1abc483
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a1abc483
comment
The Rugrats Movie: Ranger Frank is worried about dragons.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a1abc483
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a1abc483
featureConfidence
1.0
 The Rugrats Movie
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a1abc483
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a32b6a64
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a32b6a64
comment
The West Wing: President Bartlet's rival Governor Ritchie is reported to repeatedly state being neither a scientist, a doctor, a mind-reader, nor Chinese in respective situations.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a32b6a64
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a32b6a64
featureConfidence
1.0
 The West Wing
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a32b6a64
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a4514267
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a4514267
comment
In Gex: Enter the Gecko: "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pincushion!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a4514267
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a4514267
featureConfidence
1.0
 Gex (Video Game)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a4514267
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a81325d3
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a81325d3
comment
Final Fantasy:
Final Fantasy VI:
When Celes is asked to impersonate a famous opera singer: "H-hold on here! I'm a former general, not some opera floozy!"
Another Celes line during the party's trip to the cliffs above Narshe: "Thanks for your concern, but I'm a soldier, not some love-starved twit."
This line is said using "miracle-worker" in Final Fantasy IX.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a81325d3
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a81325d3
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1.0
 Final Fantasy (Franchise)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_a81325d3
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aca7b22d
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aca7b22d
comment
The Amazing World of Gumball: In "The Bet", the school nurse (upon being asked to fix Bobert), angrily tells Miss Simian and Gumball (on separate occasions) that she's a nurse and not a mechanic.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aca7b22d
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aca7b22d
featureConfidence
1.0
 The Amazing World of Gumball
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aca7b22d
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ad2b7696
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ad2b7696
comment
Escape from the Moon: In the sequel The Mare from the Moon, Spliced's dream in chapter 15 has her saying "I'm a scientist, not a doctor."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ad2b7696
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ad2b7696
featureConfidence
1.0
 Escape From the Moon / Fan Fic
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ad2b7696
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aea4c8ad
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aea4c8ad
comment
Inverted in Cathedral (Documentary). When Bishop Gervais insists that the stones from his family's quarry are of a sufficient quality to be used in the project, Master Guillaume is quick to voice his incredulity.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aea4c8ad
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aea4c8ad
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1.0
 Cathedral (Documentary)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_aea4c8ad
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af0c407d
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af0c407d
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The Millionaire: In the 1955 episode "The Iris Millar Story", Iris Millar decides to use part of her new wealth to set up her boyfriend, Dr. Wells — played by a young DeForest Kelley — with a fancy office and help him cultivate the rich and famous. He's not on board with the plan, protesting, "I'm a doctor, not a politician!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af0c407d
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af0c407d
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1.0
 The Millionaire
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af0c407d
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af95b79
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af95b79
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In Death Star, Doctor Uli Divini is ordered to make routine checkups and says "I'm a surgeon, not an internal meds doctor!" He has to do it anyway.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af95b79
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af95b79
featureConfidence
1.0
 Death Star
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_af95b79
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0329377
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0329377
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In The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 episode "Oh Brother", King Koopa's pipes burst, leading to the following conversation:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0329377
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0329377
featureConfidence
1.0
 The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0329377
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0fc9724
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0fc9724
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Subverted in the Saturday Night Live episode that William Shatner hosted. In one sketch with the Enterprise now a restaurant, one of the customers starts choking on his food. Shatner, as Kirk, tells "McCoy" (Phil Hartman) to help him. "McCoy" responds, "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a— Oh! Oh, sure!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0fc9724
featureApplicability
-0.3
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0fc9724
featureConfidence
1.0
 Saturday Night Live
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b0fc9724
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b30eb501
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b30eb501
comment
My Pet Monster: "I am a man of science, not a tour guide!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b30eb501
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b30eb501
featureConfidence
1.0
 My Pet Monster
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b30eb501
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b5a087d7
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b5a087d7
comment
In Robot Chicken's Star Wars special, the Dr. Ball sketch opens this way.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b5a087d7
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b5a087d7
featureConfidence
1.0
 Robot Chicken
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b5a087d7
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6886bfd
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6886bfd
comment
Subverted in Star Trek Into Darkness. Bones gives the expected line, but Spock replies that a doctor is exactly what he needs for his (unstated) plan.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6886bfd
featureApplicability
-0.3
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6886bfd
featureConfidence
1.0
 Star Trek Into Darkness
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6886bfd
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6d60e4
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6d60e4
comment
In The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Dorian Grey exclaims at one point "I'm an immortal, not a gazelle!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6d60e4
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6d60e4
featureConfidence
1.0
 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b6d60e4
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b855ac1d
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b855ac1d
comment
From The Hangover: "I'm a doctor, not a tour guide!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b855ac1d
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b855ac1d
featureConfidence
1.0
 The Hangover
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b855ac1d
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b93ba031
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b93ba031
comment
The Thin Blue Line: In "Kids Today", when Fowler organises a camping trip for young offenders, he asks Grim if he can be persuaded to come. Grim replies:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b93ba031
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b93ba031
featureConfidence
1.0
 The Thin Blue Line
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b93ba031
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b9be76b0
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b9be76b0
comment
Congo. Dr. Ross is trying to buy a place on Dr. Elliot's expedition and tells him to name his price. He retorts, "I'm not a pound of sugar, I'm a primatologist!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b9be76b0
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b9be76b0
featureConfidence
1.0
 Congo
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_b9be76b0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bb3fde3d
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bb3fde3d
comment
In the Danny Phantom episode "Masters of All Time", Danny asks Clockwork if he could save Vlad and Danny's friends from the Ghost Pox. Clockwork's response: "I'm the ghost of time, not the ghost of miracle cures."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bb3fde3d
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bb3fde3d
featureConfidence
1.0
 Danny Phantom
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bb3fde3d
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bc758ea9
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bc758ea9
comment
Tiny Toon Adventures: In the episode "Duck Trek", Furrball-Bones tells Plucky-Kirk "Darn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber!" It Makes Sense in Context.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bc758ea9
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bc758ea9
featureConfidence
1.0
 Tiny Toon Adventures
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bc758ea9
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bce8560e
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bce8560e
comment
The In Living Color! skit where Jim Carrey riffs how the cast of Star Trek: The Original Series are getting too old for the movies. Captain Kirk calls for McCoy to come to the bridge, only to find that Bones really lives up to his name this time.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bce8560e
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bce8560e
featureConfidence
1.0
 In Living Color!
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bce8560e
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bd310eaa
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bd310eaa
comment
El Goonish Shive: Diane is a sneaker not a fighter (i.e. more stealthy than capable of fighting).
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bd310eaa
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bd310eaa
featureConfidence
1.0
 El Goonish Shive (Webcomic)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bd310eaa
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_be59a7e9
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_be59a7e9
comment
Servants of Remnant: In the story The Pledge, when Ozpin asks Nightingale to clarify what the Restraints of the Round Table are and other information about the past, she says, "I am a nurse, not a warrior, not some strategist, or philosopher or even someone who can be trusted with delicate information."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_be59a7e9
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_be59a7e9
featureConfidence
1.0
 Servants of Remnant (Fanfic)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_be59a7e9
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_beaf93b0
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_beaf93b0
comment
The title scientist in The Priest, the Scientist, and the Meteor parodies this by stating: "I'm a scientist, not a rocket scientist!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_beaf93b0
featureApplicability
1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_beaf93b0
featureConfidence
1.0
 ThePriestTheScientistAndTheMeteor
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_beaf93b0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bfed0407
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bfed0407
comment
Jane and the Dragon when Rake gets stuck in a log: "I'm a gardener, not a rabbit!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bfed0407
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bfed0407
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 Jane and the Dragon
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_bfed0407
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0d401ea
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0d401ea
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PepsiaPhobia: Phobia angrily states "I'm a warrior, not a scholar!" when called on the fact that she's illiterate.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0d401ea
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0d401ea
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 PepsiaPhobia (Webcomic)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0d401ea
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0f8022c
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0f8022c
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In the Hercules: The Animated Series episode "Hercules and the Green Eyed Monster", when Hercules was asked to put some sense into Icarus, he said he was "a demigod, not a miracle worker".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0f8022c
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0f8022c
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1.0
 Hercules: The Animated Series
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c0f8022c
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c18d4d93
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c18d4d93
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Flashpoint: Flashpoint Deadman tells Flashpoint Dick Grayson they're "circus performers, not soldiers." Dick argues they became soldiers the day the war started and "just didn't know it until now".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c18d4d93
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c18d4d93
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 Flashpoint (DC Comics) (Comic Book)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c18d4d93
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c1cb1895
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c1cb1895
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Peace Forged in Fire has D'trel complaining about having to take over some critical negotiations from the actual trained diplomats.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c1cb1895
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c1cb1895
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1.0
 Peace Forged in Fire (Fanfic)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c1cb1895
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c211d8bf
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c211d8bf
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And in Star Trek Beyond, Bones tries to give the line while being transported aboard an enemy ship with Spock, but is interrupted. What Bones isn't this time is a Riddle for the Ages.note Given the context of what he was about to be asked, the completion of the line is probably "fighter pilot".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c211d8bf
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c211d8bf
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 Star Trek Beyond
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c211d8bf
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c40207f9
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c40207f9
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In Duke Nukem Forever, a dying Alien Queen blasts Duke so hard, he begins to lose consciousness. An EDF soldier comes to his help, but he turns out to be an engineer, not a doctor, and desperately calls for The Medic, as Duke blacks out. Of course, this being Duke, he gets better real soon.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c40207f9
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c40207f9
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1.0
 Duke Nukem Forever (Video Game)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c40207f9
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c43df4d8
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c43df4d8
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Doctor Who:
"Day of the Daleks": The Doctor himself tells the Brigadier that he is "a scientist, not a politician."
"The Invasion of Time": The Doctor responds to the suggestion that the TARDIS interior needs redecorating with the words:
"In the Forest of the Night": The Doctor does it again after one of Clara and Danny's students finds her way to the TARDIS:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c43df4d8
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c43df4d8
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 Doctor Who
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c9b98f4e
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c9b98f4e
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Empath: The Luckiest Smurf
Tailor in the story adaptation "A Wedding To Remember", discussing Woody's impending marriage to Laconia and whether they'll have a happy future together.
The HoloSmurf says this in the middle of a fight with the Schliphargons in "Smurfing In Heaven".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c9b98f4e
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c9b98f4e
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 Empath: The Luckiest Smurf / Fan Fic
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_c9b98f4e
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cbe9419f
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cbe9419f
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Last Res0rt: Likewise, Scout Arael cheerfully reminds you that she's a medic, not a messiah.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cbe9419f
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cbe9419f
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 Last Res0rt (Webcomic)
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ccf875f7
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ccf875f7
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Joked about in the second of Criminal Minds.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ccf875f7
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ccf875f7
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 Criminal Minds
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ccf875f7
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cd34a1e5
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cd34a1e5
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Inverted for laughs on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In by DeForest Kelley himself: "I'm not a doctor, I'm a convicted murderer!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cd34a1e5
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cd34a1e5
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 Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cd34a1e5
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cea5bf4b
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cea5bf4b
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In the third issue of America vs. the Justice Society, when Wildcat gives his testimony at the Congressional hearing about the Justice Society of America's exploits around the time of World War II and he gets a detail of a certain person wrong, he responds, "I'm a crime-buster, not a politician."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cea5bf4b
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cea5bf4b
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 America vs. the Justice Society (Comic Book)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_cea5bf4b
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d461f757
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d461f757
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In Battlestar Galactica, when Adama gets shot, Doctor Cottle arrives on the scene, and we get this exchange:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d461f757
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d461f757
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 Battlestar Galactica (2003)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d461f757
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d4fe0152
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d4fe0152
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In Oz, Schillinger is looking at another ten years on his sentence after he's caught trying to have Beecher killed. He demands his lawyer make the charge disappear, and his lawyer responds, "I'm a lawyer, not The Amazing Kreskin."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d4fe0152
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d4fe0152
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 Oz
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d4fe0152
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d69208d2
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d69208d2
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An episode of Codename: Kids Next Door has Tommy transported to a world where dirty boys and a stinky captain are trying to avoid a giant rubber duck (Moby Duck) from giving them squeaky-clean bathes. When Tommy finally convinces them to fight back, their plan involves throwing harpoons at it. When ordered to do so, one of the kids argues, "Darn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a duck hunter!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d69208d2
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d69208d2
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 Codename: Kids Next Door
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_d69208d2
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dbbf2001
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dbbf2001
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Prince Roger: Dobrescu's repeated claims he's a shuttle pilot, not a medic. Later it is inverted when Dobrescu has to start working on the Mardukans and complains that he's a medic, not a xeno-surgeon. He also gets a chance to complain that "I'm a pilot, not an estate agent".
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dbbf2001
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dbbf2001
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 Prince Roger
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dbcb27dc
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dbcb27dc
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In The Martian, Mark tries to burn leftover hydrazine to make water, but things keep going wrong with his setup.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dbcb27dc
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dbcb27dc
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 The Martian
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 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dd1242ef
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dd1242ef
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This exchange from Sanford and Son:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dd1242ef
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dd1242ef
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 Sanford and Son
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_dd1242ef
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_de6659ec
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_de6659ec
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In Once Upon a Time, Dr. Whale declines to give an opinion on what the creature a man just turned into is:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_de6659ec
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_de6659ec
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1.0
 Once Upon a Time
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_de6659ec
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_df8a5b30
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_df8a5b30
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The Property of Hate: Madras is a merchant, not a doctor.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_df8a5b30
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_df8a5b30
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1.0
 The Property of Hate (Webcomic)
hasFeature
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_df8a5b30
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e26a0f65
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e26a0f65
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What The Duck features an early strip in which a duck says "I'm a photographer, not a magician" when asked to take an attractive headshot of a (presumably) ugly actress.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e26a0f65
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e26a0f65
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1.0
 What The Duck (Comic Strip)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e26a0f65
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e2cb7d80
type
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e2cb7d80
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In the sixth issue of Captain Victory and the Galactic Rangers, Major Klavus demands Director Chusang to do something about Captain Victory overdosing on life energy while piloting the Drainer.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e2cb7d80
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e2cb7d80
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1.0
 Captain Victory and the Galactic Rangers (Comic Book)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e2cb7d80
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e4732abc
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e4732abc
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Stargate Atlantis has Carson Beckett do this in a couple of episodes. Note that Beckett is an actual medical doctor and was written as a pretty obvious reference to Bones McCoy (to the point where Rodney McKay says that Dr. McCoy is "the TV character [Dr. Beckett] plays in real life").
In "The Eye", he says: "I'm a bloody medical doctor, not a magician."
In "The Brotherhood", the line is: "For the last time — I'm a doctor not a bloody fighter pilot."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e4732abc
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e4732abc
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 Stargate Atlantis
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e4732abc
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e74b3628
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e74b3628
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Freaked: Before mutating Julie and Ernie into a two head freak, He ask Skuggs if he can have a big Rodney. But Skuggs said this:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e74b3628
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e74b3628
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 Freaked
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e74b3628
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e936047a
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In one episode of Hey Arnold! when Big Bob reads a book Helga borrowed from the library when she believes she was infected with monkey nucleosis: "I'm a beeper salesman, not a scientist!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e936047a
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e936047a
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1.0
 Hey Arnold!
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_e936047a
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_eb5d7301
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Amphibia: "Fort on the Road" presents a variation. Anne justifies not knowing what a computer disk is by pointing out she's "from another dimension, not the '90s!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_eb5d7301
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_eb5d7301
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1.0
 Amphibia
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_eb5d7301
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef076a36
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Star Trek: Voyager:
Proudly continued by the Emergency Medical Hologram (EMH), who is, in fact, an actual placeholder. (That is, he was supposed to be a supplement to organic doctors in emergencies, but ends up permanently filling in for the chief medical officer when said officer is killed in the first fifteen minutes of the pilot.) Ironically, when auditioning for the part, Robert Picardo ad-libbed the line, "I'm a doctor, not a nightlight", having no idea that it was Dr. McCoy's catchphrase.
In "The Cloud", we have this exchange.
In "Future's End", the EMH says "I'm a doctor, not a database!", only for the episode's villain to point out that he's actually a bit of both.
The EMH Mark II featured in "Message in a Bottle" indicates that the later EMH models continue the tradition:
If you shoot him in the game Star Trek: Elite Force, he says "I'm a doctor, not a bullseye."
Lampshaded by B'Elanna ("I'm a Doctor—" "Not an engineer, right.") and flipped around by Tom ("I'm a pilot, Harry, not a Doctor!").
The justification variant is frequently abused by Tuvok, who seems to feel compelled to begin any and every sentence or explanation with "I am a Vulcan."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef076a36
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef076a36
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1.0
 Star Trek: Voyager
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef076a36
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef177c11
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Subverted in a recurring Monkey Dust sketch where comedian David Baddiel would regularly volunteer to perform some sort of specialised task (such as surgery or piloting a space shuttle.) Upon being told "You're a famous comedian, not a ..." he would indignantly reply that his job makes him just as qualified as a trained professional.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef177c11
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-0.3
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1.0
 Monkey Dust
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef177c11
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef7a115
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Dr. Elizabeth Shannon of Terra Nova, when talking to her Cowboy Cop husband: "I'm a doctor, Jim, not a chemist." Considering that some of the people working on that show had also had a hand in Star Trek, that may have been intentional for any Trekkies watching.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef7a115
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_ef7a115
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 Terra Nova
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_efceef73
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In The Sims Medieval if you make the Physician do the King for a Day quest, they'll say "I'm a doctor, not a monarch!"
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_efceef73
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_efceef73
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 The Sims Medieval / Videogame
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Playing the Doctor in the Housepets! version of And Then There Were None, Marvin says, "I'm a Doctor, not an Electrician!" Earlier when one of the first guests died, he did a "He's dead, Jim."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f0b55dd
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1.0
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 Housepets! (Webcomic)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Legacy of ch'Rihan: D'Vex gets mildly annoyed at Morgan when she can't tell him more specifically what the problem with her tractor is.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f23a9d88
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f23a9d88
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 Legacy of ch'Rihan (Fanfic)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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BoxxyQuest: The Gathering Storm: Spez to Jimmy Wales, during the Summit:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f3cbb86a
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f3cbb86a
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1.0
 BoxxyQuest: The Gathering Storm (Video Game)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f5574a3d
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Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles, the animated series, has a conversation while defusing a bomb that goes something like this:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f5574a3d
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f5574a3d
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 Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f655ed11
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An episode of Frasier sees the Sibling Rivalry between Frasier and Niles explode into violence over an attempt to collaborate on a book, which in turn leads to this exchange after Niles gets Frasier in a headlock:
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f655ed11
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f655ed11
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 Frasier
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f6c05e8e
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Friends:
Played with when Rachel tells how her former fiancé, an orthodontist, once went to a Halloween party disguised as a dentist.
Joey has this line while pretending to be a doctor and unable to figure out a person's age from their date of birth.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f6c05e8e
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1.0
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 Friends
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f739b6f5
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In Wayward Sons, Hara says that she's a doctor, not a miracle worker.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f739b6f5
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1.0
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f739b6f5
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 Wayward Sons (Webcomic)
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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In Torchwood: Miracle Day, after Captain Jack has been poisoned with arsenic, they get on the phone to a doctor who suggests that ethylene diamine tetracyclic acid should fix him.
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f89f466d
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 Torchwood: Miracle Day
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I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
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Budgie the Little Helicopter: In one episode, Dell is complaining about the snow. Smokey says that it's more like icing sugar than snow, to which Dell replies "I don't want to be covered in icing sugar either. I'm a baggage truck, not a Christmas cake."
 I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder / int_f9667080
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 Budgie the Little Helicopter
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In the Transformers fanfic Trials of the Flesh, a group of human characters come across some Ancient Cybertronian writing. When asked to translate, Ratchet has this to say:
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Inverted in X the Unknown when our Science Hero gets "The Reason You Suck" Speech from a distraught father, killed by the rampaging radioactive Muck Monster.
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In Dark Parables 8: The Little Mermaid and the Purple Tide clicking on a certain pharmacy hot spot prompts the quip "I'm a detective, not a pharmacist! I need a recipe."
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