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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement

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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement	comment	"This trope once killed a man with a pair of galoshes." "This trope once killed a man with a harmonica." "This trope once killed a man with a bowl of chicken soup!" "This trope once killed a man with a ballpoint pen!" "Yeah? Well this trope once killed a man... with two paper clips, some fishing line, and a rubber band!" Few things can establish one's badass cred quite like claiming to have killed someone with something no one would think of as a weapon of any sort, let alone a lethal one. Compare Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon and Improvised Weapon. May overlap with The Pen Is Mightier. A Badass Boast Trope. Can also be a Stock Phrase.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_17e08963	comment	Fairbanks of Sore Thumbs is proud of the fact that he killed two terrorists with a bowl of soup.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_18c16684	comment	In the sequel, we get a Call-Back when two men have that conversation again, and one of them Lampshades the improbability of it: "Who the fuck can do that?!" Later, we get to see him do this to two guys. It's not pretty.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_1bdeba5a	comment	X-Men: Played for Laughs in Professor Xavier and the X-Men #5, with a pair of random mercenaries' dialogue before the X-Men show up.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_1c7b6907	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_1c7b6907	comment	In The Dragon Doctors, when Blue finally forces Frankie to spill the beans about his mobster boss Cary, he says she once boasted of killing a roomful of rival mobsters using only pocket change. It later turns out that this was literally true, thanks to a Super Strength that somehow bypasses anti-magic fields.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_20ac8a71	comment	Doom Patrol: The Beard-Hunter in Grant Morrison's run at one point boasts that he knows 100 ways to kill a man using a box of matches and a TV remote control.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_2142f93d	comment	Lina's sister Luna Inverse from Slayers is often said to have slain a dragon with a butter knife.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_2212773a	comment	From Angel:
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_2250e67e	comment	Captain Archer of Star Trek: Enterprise once stabs a Xindi with a statue of Zefram Cochrane.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_22f49cdf	comment	This exchange from Castle:
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_231c22b6	comment	Titus: "Look in your medicine cabinet. Anything in there, my mom can kill you with it. Well, except moist towelettes, you know, with those, she can just MAIM YOU."
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_2a77d7bc	comment	In The Secret Life of Pets, when Max and Duke are forced to make up a story about how they "killed" their previous owners, they claim to have used a spoon. Subverted when Snowball doesn't believe them, claiming it's impossible to kill someone with a spoon, and they hurriedly change their story to explain that they used the spoon to turn on a blender.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_2a8943c0	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_2a8943c0	comment	In the Miraculous Ladybug episode "Dark Owl", the titular villain traps the heroes in a Drowning Pit which he begins to fill with whipped cream, explaining that it is too thick to breathe in, yet not thick enough to swim or float in.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_2ea30402	comment	In the comic neo-noir Mr Blank, Tariq Suliman the notorious assassin, once stabbed a guy to death with a pillow.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_2f4623ff	comment	In Housemates, Loki decides that Coulson could kill someone with a Swiss army knife... or Jane Foster's bunny slippers.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_33dd1d90	comment	In Half-Life 2: Episode 2, a Rebel-in-Training at the White Forest Base first claims to have used AR3s (which don't exist), then claims to have killed Hunters (alien tripod cyborgs that are rather deadly) "with his own hands."
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_3791b1a4	comment	In the literary chronicle of Truman Capote, In Cold Blood, Dick Hickock decided to ask Perry Smith to help him with his "hit" because Perry told him that once he killed a black man by hitting him with a bicycle chain, "just for fun".
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_3b479fe9	comment	Many Chuck Norris Facts.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_3d776ce3	comment	In Alpha Protocol, Steven Heck casually mentions that at sufficient velocity, soccer balls can decapitate people. He's also apparently killed Vatican officials using communion wafers, and at one point killed a man by impaling him with a ten-speed mountain bike.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_3f4a104b	comment	In an early Dilbert strip, Dilbert unintentionally killed the vice president of his company with an ear of corn when the other guy started a food fight. Dilbert apparently threw the corn hard enough to knock him out and he drowned in his soup. Later in jail, Dilbert's burly cellmate asks him why he's stuck there. Dilbert tells him that he killed a man with an ear of corn after being provoked. Cue the cellmate's Oh, Crap! expression when they get corn on the cob for lunch.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_42ffb88e	comment	SCP Foundation provides us with SCP-076-2 aka. "Able" (who apparently is an Abel who Came Back Wrong), who is, among his other incredibly lethal skills, capable of "breaking a man's jaw using a Nerf sword."
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_468bebb0	comment	Discworld: In Sourcery, Conina inherited her Barbarian Hero father's combat instincts, but her personal choice of profession is hairdresser. Thus, she has a long history of using crimps, bobby pins, combs and other tonsorial implements as weapons. Her entry in the Discworld encyclopedia goes even farther, and claims she can turn absolutely anything - a hairgrip, a piece of paper, a hamster - into a deadly weapon. In Making Money, Mr. Bent performs Assassin Outclassin'. With balloon animals. It turns out "battle clowning", a martial art that incorporates slapstick staples, is an ancient tradition in the fools guild and he's something of a savant in it despite not being a member. The Assassins Guild Yearbook diary lists Famous Instruments of Dispatch. Some of the odder ones are explained, others aren't. These include a teddy bear (students have been known to stay awake worrying about this), a teaspoon ("Details are sketchy, and perhaps this is just as well"), and an occasion when both assassin and client killed each other with fish (one frozen, one live), in the middle of a desert ("There are many aspects of this fight that remain a mystery").
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_4e5b6428	comment	In Making Money, Mr. Bent performs Assassin Outclassin'. With balloon animals. It turns out "battle clowning", a martial art that incorporates slapstick staples, is an ancient tradition in the fools guild and he's something of a savant in it despite not being a member.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_5022a2c4	comment	In Xena: Warrior Princess, assassin Sinteres is said to be deadly with any weapon. King of Thieves Autolycus, posing as Sinteres, has to demonstrate this by killing a man with a thrown toothpick although Xena's use of a grappling hook helped.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_5562da6a	comment	3rd Rock from the Sun: "I should warn you that I have killed men with everything from a steak knife, to a penny dropped from a skyscraper!"
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_562e8a6e	comment	In Max Payne, when you finally meet Rico Muerte face to face, he's getting a blowjob from a hooker while telling a story about this trope. Canon never directly addresses the question of whether or not it's actually true, but given the guy barely even qualifies as an Elite Mook in gameplay terms (the only thing that makes him more dangerous than average is the fact he's the first enemy you encounter who has a fully automatic weapon) it's reasonable to assume he's full of crap.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_5908ee91	comment	Wait long enough around the Dark Brotherhood in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and the radiant conversation engine will eventually lead to a discussion of one of the other assassins' rather...unique methods. Nothing is ever stated outright, but judging by the implements it's very heavily implied they suspended, then suddenly dropped the equivalent of a walrus onto three people and killed them.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_5c897f4a	comment	Doythaban, from Schlock Mercenary, has killed people by spitting on them. And also by urinating on them. It helps that he was medically altered to have exploding saliva and to urinate high-strength acid. Don't ask about the shaped charges...
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_5d194536	comment	The protagonist of Trevanian's novel Shibumi, Nicholaï Hel is skilled in a martial art which involves the use of ordinary objects as lethal weapons.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_5db577ba	comment	The Dark Knight: The Joker's magic trick. "I'm going to make this pencil disappear... TA-DA! It's gone."
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_62a7de21	comment	In an Azumanga Daioh and Battle Royale crossover. Sakaki's weapon of choice was a plush cat (she didn't really think it through), but at least she picked up a sickle from a fallen opponent later. Osaka chose a paper fan. She won - and that despite her not realizing that she was allowed to take better weapons from those she'd killed. She also makes a remark about considering using a rubber band, and is infamous as the dreaded 'Ayumu "Paper-clip" Kasuga'. Really.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_699805dd	comment	In The Winx Club Loops the Patchamen once killed a skilled warrior by beating him to death with napkins-and that's without being Loopers. Justified because they're ninja, and insanely good ones at that.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1234ed	comment	Dwarf Fortress: A player once killed a bronze colossus by throwing a fluffy wambler at its head, resulting in the head being torn clean off (see this forum thread for details). Actually you can kill something with just about anything if you are creative and/or persistent enough.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1d09b3	comment	The home-built Rock-It Launcher in Fallout 3 is a high-velocity Noodle Implement launcher that turns ordinary Wasteland junk into lethal projectiles. Cutlery, books, spare parts, and even teddy bears can be used as Rock-It Launcher ammo. But the most useful ammo for it is pre-war money, because it weighs nothing in your inventory. It returns in Fallout 4, renamed the Junk Jet.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c9193a1	comment	The Venture Brothers: Rusty Venture once killed a man with a housekey. His father forced him to. He was ten.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6cb2d709	comment	In the Harry Potter Dark Fic A Shattered Prophecy Harry, the Dark Lord's assassin, kills one of the Aurors guarding him by shoving a feather quill into his throat.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6e71dd23	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6e71dd23	comment	In Animated Inanimate Battle, Coconut kills Whoopee Cushion off-screen in between episodes 2 and 3 using table salt. While we do see Coconut sprinkling salt onto Whoopee Cushion, how the latter died remains to the viewer's imagination.
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6e71dd23	featureApplicability	1.0
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6ef778a2	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6ef778a2	comment	In The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Bobbin (District 8's male tribute in the Tenth Hunger Games) claims to know five ways of killing someone with a sewing needle. However, no further details are given, so he may or may not have been exaggerating.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_708ae58b	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_708ae58b	comment	Dan from DMFA has claimed twice to taken on deathknights (undead powered automations) with only a spork. One character implies that she may have even witnessed at least one of these incidents but offered no details.
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_708ae58b	featureApplicability	1.0
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_75149ccd	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_75149ccd	comment	In Iron Fist, Wraith Squadron medic Ton Phanan is shown killing someone with a laser scalpel. That much at least gets explained (he cut the victim's throat), but he then mentions that, under the right circumstances, he could also kill with his bandages, disinfectant sprays, tranquilizers, and even bacta treatments.
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X-Wing Series	hasFeature	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_75149ccd
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7668653a	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7668653a	comment	Professor Mordin from Mass Effect 2 once killed somebody with "farming equipment." Later revealed, according to the Shadow Broker's file on him, to be a pitchfork. Less odd of a weapon considering the namesake of the Torches and Pitchforks trope, but how and who he killed makes up for it... through a charging Krogan's eye.
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7668653a	featureApplicability	1.0
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_77184a72	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_77184a72	comment	Victorious: In the episode "Tori Fixes beck and Jade", Jade West corners Tori and Andre in a broom closet and threatens to kill them with a roll of toilet paper. Andre is left wondering how that's even possible, but he believes it enough to grab as many toilet paper rolls as he can hold.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7f2f55ad	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7f2f55ad	comment	The Punisher MAX: One mook is called Inky because he killed a man with a pen. Subverted in that they describe, in great detail, how it happened. In the comic proper, Frank once kills a man with nothing but his lunch (club sandwich, Mai Tai, and very hot salsa). Take the toothpick from the sandwich and leave it to soak in the salsa, insert it into the straw from the cocktail, and fire the improvised blowdart into a mobster's ear as you're walking past. This continuity's version of Bullseye is mentioned to have actually done this to somebody.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_83022f98	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_83022f98	comment	In The Chronicles of Riddick, upon coming across several guys menacing his friend Kyra, Riddick threatens to kill the ringleader with a teacup. And he does it. As the dead guy's friends stare in disbelief, he takes out a sardine can key, and sets it, slowly and meaningfully, on the same rock where the teacup was, then gives them a look that clearly says, "Who's next?"
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_83022f98	featureApplicability	1.0
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_89ca70d8	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_89ca70d8	comment	Johnny the Homicidal Maniac apparently did "horrible things with salad tongs".
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8ba43df	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8ba43df	comment	John Wick: In the first movie, Viggo claims to have seen John kill three men with a pencil during a bar fight. In the sequel, we get a Call-Back when two men have that conversation again, and one of them Lampshades the improbability of it: "Who the fuck can do that?!" Later, we get to see him do this to two guys. It's not pretty.
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John Wick	hasFeature	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8ba43df
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8cc1090a	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8cc1090a	comment	From Sleeper: "I just beat a man insensible with a strawberry!" Granted, it was a giant strawberry...
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8d81bb26	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8d81bb26	comment	On NCIS, Ziva David boasted that she can kill a man eighteen different ways with a paperclip. Safety recommends she be believed. And from the episode "Jet Lag": In the same episode, she also states earphone cables could serve as a garrotte. She also told Tony, after he would not stop eating, that she would kill him with his spoon.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f072a6c	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f072a6c	comment	In New Hope University: Major In Murder, Ashley Coelho kills Eugene Alameda by having the latter choke to death on a meatball sub.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f25225c	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f25225c	comment	Danganronpa has had some odd improvised weapons, but Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony chapter 4 takes the cake; the victim was killed with toilet paper. For context, the characters were in a virtual reality program at the time. In that world, all objects are unbreakable, so the toilet paper was as good as a real rope for strangling, and anything that was obviously a weapon had been deleted beforehand.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9068877a	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9068877a	comment	Red vs. Blue: Church relates how Tex once beat a man to death with his own skull early in Season 1. Season 14 reveals that wasn't quite how it happened...though Private Jimmy probably would have preferred that to his actual demise.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_90c73dda	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_90c73dda	comment	In Animorphs' The Separation, Mean Rachel happily tells Nice Rachel how she beat up an army of Hork-Bajir with her own severed (bear) arm.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_93957860	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_93957860	comment	The Somewhat Cracked Mind Of Uchiha Itachi: Yoshino Nara (Shikamaru's mother), during the Invasion, kills a guy with her sandal.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9535dfe4	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9535dfe4	comment	The protagonist of Grosse Pointe Blank once killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. Later, he kills an assassin sent for him with a fountain pen.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_95f45f6b	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_95f45f6b	comment	In Shadowrun Returns: Hong Kong Gaichû has a pair of chopsticks in his box of memorabilia. If you ask him about them he tells the player character that he once killed an enemy executive with them during an assassination Gone Horribly Wrong (the executive's girlfriend was a mage and disarmed him of his other weapons, so Gaichû stabbed him in the eye with the chopsticks).
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9888e7c2	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9888e7c2	comment	In Dan Vs. "The Salvation Armed Forces," Dan tells his friend Chris that the bell ringer knows twelve ways to kill a man with a bell. Chris thinks about it, but can only come up with one.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_98c55b59	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_98c55b59	comment	A minor NPC from Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magick Obscura, a Deadly Doctor, used a pen to stab a man to death.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_994af351	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_994af351	comment	In Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, the first two murders are committed using a miniature statue of "The Thinker" with a built-in clock. Granted, it can be used as a blunt weapon, and the statue part doubles as a handle, but it's one of the stranger murder weapons.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_99c003af	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_99c003af	comment	The Boondocks episode "Granddad's Fight":
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The Boondocks	hasFeature	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_99c003af
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9a67b688	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9a67b688	comment	Some murder cases in Case Closed involve impossible weapons. In Shinichi's very first case, the murder weapon turned out to be a bra wire.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9a67b688	featureConfidence	1.0
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9c9ca99b	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9c9ca99b	comment	In 50% OFF, an Abridged Series of Free!, Thugisa claims to have once killed a man with a Speak-N-Spell.
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50% OFF (Web Video)	hasFeature	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9c9ca99b
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9fa7d06a	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9fa7d06a	comment	In Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei, Nozomu has heard of a soldier who once took down an enemy battalion with only a volume of Kimagure Orange Road.
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9fa7d06a	featureApplicability	1.0
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a183d57f	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a183d57f	comment	Futurama: Roberto to Bender: "You ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard..."
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a54eef52	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a54eef52	comment	Used in the English dub of Hetalia: Axis Powers, when Germany is angry with Italy for sleeping late.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5549ed0	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5549ed0	comment	Samson from The Bible killed a thousand Philistine soldiers with a jawbone of an ass. This is less improbable than it sounds however. This was a real weapon used by pre-Bronze Age humans. Sharpened flint blades were bound into the tooth sockets, and then it was used as a sort of club. Although prone to breaking, it is highly likely to be lethal.
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The Bible	hasFeature	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5549ed0
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5ee9024	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5ee9024	comment	Cards Against Humanity has a black card that reads "That's right, I killed ________. How, you ask? ________."
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a90d239a	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a90d239a	comment	In Psychonauts, if Raz shows Coach Oleander a button:
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b712435c	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b712435c	comment	In the Leverage episode "The Wedding Job," Eliot takes down The Butcher of Kiev by shoving stuffed mushrooms (spritzed with lemon juice) into his eyes. In "The Cross My Hearts Job" he claims to have fought a man with a Nerf sword in Damascus in 2002, though we don't get to hear details. In "The Two Live Crew Job," Mikel Dayan is said to have killed a man with a mop.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b8c39fe6	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b8c39fe6	comment	Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: Apparently, Xenk once fended off a Beholder with nothing but a sharpened gourd. Edgin doesn't believe this.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c43df4d8	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c43df4d8	comment	In Melody Malone, River Song tells the reader that she once killed someone with a fedora.
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Doctor Who	hasFeature	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c43df4d8
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c4eb086f	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c4eb086f	comment	Stories abound in the tabletop RPG community about characters killing dangerous monsters with improbable implements due to the player pulling a Critical Hit when making an attack roll in desperation/spite.
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Critical Hit	hasFeature	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c4eb086f
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c511c682	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c511c682	comment	Asterix in Corsica: One Corsican is said to be so dumb that before he could grasp anything one could "stone a donkey to death with ripe figs".
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c59ec4c1	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c59ec4c1	comment	Actually happens in Michael Fleisher's In Name Only sequel to Harlem Heroes when Slice kills a man by throwing his ID card at his throat.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c73cdac2	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c73cdac2	comment	In The Darkness, Jackie once kills a guy with chopsticks.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cc1ec7ec	type	Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cc1ec7ec	comment	Daredevil: Being both an Improbable Weapon User and a Psycho for Hire, Bullseye has used pretty much every weapon available, including toothpicks and his own teeth.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cdae54af	comment	In Sourcery, Conina inherited her Barbarian Hero father's combat instincts, but her personal choice of profession is hairdresser. Thus, she has a long history of using crimps, bobby pins, combs and other tonsorial implements as weapons. Her entry in the Discworld encyclopedia goes even farther, and claims she can turn absolutely anything - a hairgrip, a piece of paper, a hamster - into a deadly weapon.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce50887e	comment	Mercenary Tao Pai Pai from Dragon Ball is so skilled he can kill anyone with anything, when he is ordered to execute General Blue for his failures he tells him he'll only use his tongue, Blue finds this ridiculous, until he uses his tongue to pierce his skull, later he kills a tailor by poking him in the forehead.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ceed770c	comment	In Shadow War, this is referenced in Deathstroke Inc. #8.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_d78241e7	comment	Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels: "Hatchet" Harry beat a man to death with a 12-inch black rubber dildo. This anecdote is told specifically as a means of underline that "Hatchet Harry is a man you pay, when you owe".
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_da92c130	comment	In Erfworld, Wanda refuses to let prisoner Jillian eat her sushi with chopsticks:
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e293455a	comment	In the second episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy mentions having once killed a vampire using only an exacto knife. She also uses a pencil once, somewhere along the line.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e356cbe8	comment	In Shoot 'Em Up, Clive Owen kills two men with a carrot. One of which happens in the first two minutes, it just gets crazier from there.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e3a6c9d0	comment	Azrael from the webcomic Life and Death once killed Cthulhu with a gopher and a damp sponge.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e5feb1e	comment	Some of the murder weapons in the Ace Attorney series can be very strange things no killer in their right mind would ever think of using to off someone. Of course, in the Ace Attorney universe, barely anyone is in their right mind. A notable example is the final murder weapon of Investigations 2, which is a hot air balloon. And even that isn't as strange as what everyone originally thought killed the victim: A Kaiju stepped on him. In Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, the first two murders are committed using a miniature statue of "The Thinker" with a built-in clock. Granted, it can be used as a blunt weapon, and the statue part doubles as a handle, but it's one of the stranger murder weapons. The third killer in Justice for All used a metal bust of the defendant to kill the victim. The reason Phoenix gets involved is because a series of coincidences then led a witness to mistake the bust for the actual defendant, who Phoenix then has to represent in court. The Big Bad of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney committed murder with a grape juice bottle, a poisoned stamp, and attempts murder with poisoned nail polish. Candice Arme's murder is an odd one. She's killed by a bomb, but not in the obvious way; her killer hit her over the head with it. The murder in Spirit of Justice's fourth case was committed by smothering the victim with udon dough. Because the murderer killed the victim in a fit of blind rage, and the dough was the closest thing available.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e8fb844e	comment	In Daredevil Bullseye kills a guy with "darts" made from straightened paper clips. Later he kills someone with a peanut (slightly subverted in that she dies from the peanut being thrown into her mouth where she chokes on it, not from the peanut impacting her or severing something).
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_eb3f3551	comment	Mass Effect: Andromeda: Cora Harper can mention she once saw an asari kill a krogan with a pack of cards. "Choking hazard", apparently.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_f634206e	comment	In Ratatouille, Sous-Chef Horst is said to have served time in prison, but every time someone asks him why he tells a different story. These include robbing a bank with only a ballpoint pen, creating a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon, or having "killed a man...with this thumb!" We never know for sure which story (if any) is true, but simply showing that thumb to Skinner is enough to scare him off.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fc439a61	comment	A notable example is the final murder weapon of Investigations 2, which is a hot air balloon. And even that isn't as strange as what everyone originally thought killed the victim: A Kaiju stepped on him.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fcfec4b6	comment	While Kirika Yumura of Noir prefers to use her gun, if necessary, she will use anything she can get her hands on to take her enemies down. The list of non-weapon items she has killed people with includes neckties, forks, her student ID, and a toy truck. She has also wounded a man with his own sunglasses and used popcorn as a targeting aid.
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ff28e288	comment	The Chronicles of Taras mentions that Taras Jacobs once killed a man with a Bowl of Old Nachos and a Golden Retriever Puppy.
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