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Slogans used by fictional businesses tend to be bad. By that we mean, of course, very, very bad. They come in many flavors, including: Self-referential: "Alice's Groceries. We have a slogan!" Unintended second meaning: "Bob's Engine Repair. We'll clean out your tailpipe!" Too honest: "Chris's Deli. Now transmitting salmonella to only 5% of our customers!" Captain Obvious: "Dan's Pizza Delivery. We deliver pizzas!" Complete Non Sequitur: "Elaine's Dance Studio. Because everyone loves pineapples!" Suspiciously Specific Denial: "Frederick's Ovens. Absolutely no chance of catching fire after using our products!" Self-Deprecation: "Our slogan is terrible." Compare and contrast What Were They Selling Again?, when a slogan or ad is so good that it fails by detracting from the more important message "Buy our product." See also Our Product Sucks, when this is invoked intentionally for Reverse Psychology, and Asbestos-Free Cereal, when they try to imply the competition's product sucks. Sister Trope to Absurd Brand Name. |
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The advertisements at the back of the Thursday Next novels. Why not holiday in the People's Socialist Republic of Wales, slogan "Not always raining"? | |
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The Far Side: I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus! | |
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The Dudley Moore vehicle Crazy People concerned Moore as an adman who went a bit crazy, telling people "the truth". Real products were used, such as: "Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you'll get cancer and die." "Jaguar — sleek and smart. For men who'd like handjobs from beautiful women they hardly know." "Volvo — they're boxy but they're good." and finally "Sony: Because Caucasians are just too damn tall." A scene that features a slew of the aforementioned slogans and others features a rather blunt slogan in a campaign for the Greek tourism bureau: "Forget France. The French can be annoying. Come to Greece — we're nicer!" | |
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On The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, Reggie puts together a company to make and sell useless items. In keeping with this theme, he hires his incompetent son-in-law to create slogans for the firm. | |
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In Rejected, the segments for "Johnson & Mills" feature slogans that veer between this trope and Surreal Humor. | |
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Awkward Zombie has this little gem: "Luigi's Vacuums! We suck!" Very similar to an Invoked Real Life example from the 1960s: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." |
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On Better Off Ted, a running gag was commercials for the company. They would always end with a slogan. Some were only funny in context, but others fit this trope, including: "Teamwork — it keeps our employees gruntled" "Virtual Dynamics — because you can't spell INDIVIDUAL without VIRIDIAN. And U.(pause) And an L." "Food. Yum." And, after the show was preempted for a Presidential Address — "When presidents talk, Americans get hurt." |
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Every single organization in The Simpsons has such a slogan. From Springfield Prison — "If you were a murderer, you'd be home by now!", to Costington's Department Store — "Over a Century Without a Slogan". Monstromart: "Where shopping is a baffling ordeal" "Stinking Fish Realty. With a name this bad, we've gotta be good." Springfield Heights Promenade, a shopping district catering to upper class shoppers: "Our prices discriminate, because we can't." |
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Parks and Recreation being a mockumentary about a town in Indiana, had a whole collection of bad slogans that were used throughout the history of the town. Highlights include: 1974-1976 slogan "Entering Pawnee, Engage with Zorp" after the town was taken over by a cult, the 1977-1985 slogan "It's Safe to be Here Now", and their current slogan "Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity". Find them here. | |
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Brainscratch Commentaries' playthrough of Mario Party 4 gives us one. A minigame called Order Up has you find food items on a conveyor belt as Toad calls them out. After one game, Ted coins the slogan 'RNG Café: You may like it'. | |
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The default slogan for the Liberal cause in Liberal Crime Squad is "We Need A Slogan!" Squad members can intimidate Conservatives by shouting the slogan or use the slogan as their last words. | |
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Ozy and Millie: The local grocery store is Pay 'n Pay "Where freshness is a possibility." | |
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Unintentional example: in The Backyardigans episode "Chichen-Itza Pizza", the slogan of the titular pizzeria is "We deliver". | |
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In Of Thee I Sing, the various campaign slogans waved in "Wintergreen for President" range from basic ("Win With Wintergreen") to idiotic ("A Vote for Wintergreen Is a Vote for Wintergreen") to dubious ("Wintergreen — The Flavor Lasts") to cynical ("He Kept Us Out of Jail"). | |
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Subverted and discussed in RWBY. Emerald and Mercury enter 'Tukson's Book Trade' pretending to be customers to murder the owner. Emerald asks for different books before she catches one they don't carry and makes Tukson recite the slogan — "Home to Every Book Under the Sun". The two point out the catchphrase is untrue, and when Tukson tries to brush it off, Mercury dramatically accuses him of false advertising and they drop the charade. | |
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In House of Mouse, one of the types of cartoons is "Mickey, Donald and Goofy run a business. Hilarity Ensues." Often, their business's name is something straightforward that just says what they do (though "what they do" is often absurdly specific or otherwise implausible), and the tag line Mickey answers the phone with is just a repetition of that. For example, "Organ Donors. We donate organs!" (as in musical instrument) or "Roller Coaster Painters. We paint roller coasters!" | |
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Idiocracy: "Brawndo. It's got electrolytes!" Also: "Carl's Jr. Fuck you, I'm eating." | |
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Corner Gas: The talent show in the episode "Cousin Carl" is sponsored by Chuck Dragner's Pre-Owned Farm Equipment. Wanda, acting as MC, reads his slogan, "If you can't trust the Chuck you're talking to, you're talking to the wrong guy named Chuck," then tells Chuck that he needs a better slogan. | |
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The Jackbox Party Pack: Predatory Loans in Bidiots is a loan company with a number of musical jingles that tend to be about what a bad idea it is to borrow from them. | |
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in one episode of Rick and Morty, Jerry proposes the advertising slogan, "Hungry for apples?" | |
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Hellzapoppin' includes a film studio called Miracle Pictures. Slogan: "If it's a good picture, it's a Miracle!" (This gag was later reused by ¡Three Amigos!, Joe Dante's Hollywood Boulevard, and a Real Life record label.) | |
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HIVEMIND: Riley says that the slogan for the channel is "Glory!", a catchphrase of Graydon's from a previous episode. Graydon rejects this and instead says that the slogan is "That's not bugs, it's a bag of ranch!" It's a complete nonsense phrase he made up on the spot, but since Riley can't think of anything better he reluctantly says that they can keep it as the slogan. | |
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Discworld In Soul Music, Plugger the shoemaker comes up with "PLUGGERS. They've Got Soles. FEEL THE NALES." The Compleat Ankh-Morpork City Guide comes up with a lot of these, including Bucket's Mostly Cheese Spreads "They really spread!" and Higgs and Meakin chocolatiers "For chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in someone else's". The Ankh-Morpork Post Office has the classic "Neither rain, no snow, nor gloom of night..." posted on their building...followed by a list of things they refuse to deal with like "Any black dogs with orange eyebrows" and "Mrs. Cake". And the slogan was missing letters for many years because someone stole them to advertise a hairdressers. |
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The Compleat Ankh-Morpork City Guide comes up with a lot of these, including Bucket's Mostly Cheese Spreads "They really spread!" and Higgs and Meakin chocolatiers "For chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in someone else's". | |
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The Girl in A Girl and Her Fed drinks at a bar called Captain Tony's: "We Will Get You Drunk". | |
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The Daily Show Terrible slogans were often used to comedic effect when titling segments. Often they had a joke about pedophilia. For a children's interest segment: "Jon Stewart Looks at Children's Things." A segment with cartoons: "Jon Stewart's Story Hole! Remember, it's our little secret." A segment on the negative influence of Twitter: "Jon Stewart Looks at Kid's Junk." For a segment on finding a job, the writers hit an increasingly exasperated Jon with more and more overtly sexual slogans. It goes from "Jon Stewart Fills the Openings" to "Jon Stewart Puts You in Unusual Positions" to "Jon Stewart Gives You a HAND and a JOB." A running gag involved Stewart's dislike of Arby's. He would turn to camera three and make up joke slogans for the fast food chain. "Arby's: Isn't There Anywhere Else We Could Eat?" "Arby's: Because Your Hunger is Stronger Than Your Memory" "Arby's: Come for the Tweets, Run from the Meats" "Arby's: Why Not Challenge Your Stomach to a Fight?" "Arby's: You Think Pain & Grief are Hard to Digest" "Arby's: It's Like Shock and Awe for Your Bowels" "Arby's: The Meal That's a Dare for Your Colon" "Arby's: Technically It's Food". A similar running gag during Trevor Noah's era involved the equally shitty Spirit Airlines. "Spirit Airlines: The Cargo Hold Is Our First Class" "Spirit Airlines: If You Wanted to Eat Clean Peanuts, You Should've Flown Delta" "Spirit Airlines: We're the Hoverboards of the Sky" "Spirit Airlines: It's Like a Violent Chinese Protest in the Sky" "Spirit Airlines: You Know What? Just Let Me Out of Here!" "Spirit Airlines: We Shut Down the Day We Opened" |
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The Freakazoid! episode "Mission: Freakazoid!" is sponsored (in-universe) by Anubis Markets (A division of Osiris Foods) — "For food so good, you can eat it!" | |
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Relativity takes place in the (fictional) city of Gale City, Indiana. The city's slogan is "You are here." | |
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The slogan for EarthBound (the actual one, used for marketing) is "This Game Stinks," as part of an odd campaign involving scratch-and-sniff cards sold alongside the game. They were aiming for Toilet Humor, despite the game itself not having much of that. Yeah, that's probably why the sales went badly. | |
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Los Espookys: Renaldo's business card for Los Espookys, a group that uses special effects to fake supernatural phenomena, features the slogan "We're not ghostbusters... It's different." | |
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Dave Barry Slept Here points to the failure of advertising campaigns like these to recruit new sailors: | |
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My Name Is Earl: In the backstory Earl and Randy went to the Right Choice Ranch for troubled youth, which went through a series of Accidental Innuendo slogans that imply pedophilia: "Touching Bad Boys Since 1963", "Bringing Boys to Their Knees Since 1963", and "Forcing Boys to Turn Around Since 1963". In the present day they appear to have given up and settled on outright stating "We Don't Do Anything Inappropriate to the Boys", which itself just sounds like Suspiciously Specific Denial. | |
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In Undertale, the slogan for the Spider Bake Sale: And for Spider Cider, an item in the game: |
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Turnabout Storm has Phoenix blaming the slow business on the stupid slogan his assistant Maya came up with for his law office: "Wright & Co. Office: Defending you like it's nuttin' baby!". Later on this becomes the least of his problems. After Phoenix returns home, he tells Maya about her silly slogan, but Maya just thinks Phoenix isn't telling it with enough "oomph!". |
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In xkcd, the xkcd Phone has the meaningless slogan "Your mobile world just went digital!®" xkcd Phone 2: "A phone for your other hand®" xkcd Phone 3: "We made another one®©™" xkcd Phone 4: "Did you know '4' is 'IV' in Roman numerals?®©™" xkcd Phone 5: "We're trying to catch up with Apple but refuse to skip numbers®™" xkcd Phone 6, VIII, 10, X, 26, and 1876: "We didn't start this nonconsecutive version number war, but we will not lose it.™®©°" |
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In Kicking & Screaming, Buck's sporting goods store uses the slogan "He's Got Balls!" It adds "...and vitamins!" at the end when Phil joins his father's business. | |
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The products advertised on GTA Radio have this come up a lot. For example, one of the taglines for Giggle Cream: "It's completely legal thanks to a loophole at the FDA!" | |
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In The Powerpuff Girls (1998) we get to see a septic tank truck that reads "Bob's Septic World — We're full of it!" | |
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Big Hero 6: The Series has Alistair Krei's line of automated garbage trucks, which can't even actually pick up garbage by themselves: "The future is garbage!" It sure is. | |
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A prison tattoo artist in Something*Positive uses the slogan "Come see Edna, you won't get hepatitis!" | |
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In one episode of Chowder, it's mentioned that the catering company's motto used to be "Mung Daal's Catering; it's better than eating out of a dumpster". | |
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Possibly not meant to be the official, maker-approved slogan, but the supermarket PA system in the Arthur episode "D.W. Gets Lost" advertises a sale on chocolate-covered cabbage, "the dessert that makes you go 'Bleagh!'" | |
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All over the place as flavor text in Penny Arcade Adventures: "Jim's Unguents: We Mix'Em Thick" "Perceival's Paints Can Be Applied To Surfaces" "Mediocre Pies: They're Just Alright" "Hats Now!" "What Makes It Grandma's Best Tea? All The Crushed Beetles" |
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That Mitchell and Webb Look: One featured an advertising company which specialized in creating slogans that simply described what a company did in a slightly irritating way. Problems arise when the slogans being produced aren't up to spec. And it turns out all the workers are evil bastards who enjoy how terrible their work is. This gets called back to in a later Captain Todger sketch that episode, where it turns out this company has given the police the slogan "The people who arrest people". The fake ad for Cressps, an apparently healthy deep fried crisp/chip substitute. |
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Precocious: Do-Dah's, known for making mediocre ice cream has "Look, it's ice cream. Isn't that enough?" It later gets replaced with Pooters Ice Cream, which despite apparently being health code compliant, always get accidental Toilet Humor into their advertisements. Their slogan is "It's Country Kindness Y'all!" |
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Mass Effect 2 has Tupari Sports Drink, whose bizarre slogans include "Tupari, brings your ancestors back from the grave"note This refers to an urban legend about a hilariously mistranslated Pepsi slogan, which Snopes categorizes as "Undetermined". and "I knew a man who didn't drink Tupari sports drink for three days, he got hit by a shuttle!" | |
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Steven Universe: In "Last One Out of Beach City", we see a sign for Ocean Town (last mentioned as the site of some kind of riot in "Political Power") that bears the slogan "No Longer On Fire". | |
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The Colbert Report's fake medicine company "Prescott Pharmaceuticals": "What doesn't kill you makes you part of our class-action settlement." "Now with more side effects! Collect 'em all!" "We have a medicine for any ailment caused by our previous medicine." "You might have gone blind even without taking our product." "See what everyone's suing about." "We'll put a smile on your face. And sometimes your spine." "Your body will thank you, because your torso has grown a mouth." "If you've never heard of us, we may have caused your memory loss." "One man's medical malpractice is another man's anatomical skeleton." "Quality pharmaceuticals since 1989. Established 1910." "We never settle for less. We settle out of court." Colbert also does this with parodies of Enforced Plugs for real companies, such as "Mazda: It's not your father's Oldsmobile. (Beat) Because it's a Mazda." |
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In Batman: Dark Detective by Steve Englehart and Marshall Rogers, The Joker ran for Gotham City Mayor under the slogan, "Vote for Me or I'll Kill You!" Given that this was the Joker, at least he was being honest. | |
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Saints Row 2 has some of the radio ads you can hear while driving. "Bling Bling: The term may be outdated, but our marketing department doesn't care!" "Brass Knuckles: because sometimes you really wanna beat the hell out of people!" Then there's "Ship It", a boat selling business. Their ads feature a russian guy named Vladimir doing stuff like admiting their boats are used in human trafficking or threatening to kill you if you don't buy from them, much to the chagrin of the director. |
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In Phineas and Ferb, the Organization Without a Cool Acronym (OWCA) has a very prominent sign in front of its building that "surreptitiously" says, "Pay no attention to this sign". | |
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Dalton Humphrey's less than inspiring "We got stuff...maybe buy some" on The Red Green Show. | |
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The Goodies: A faux commercial has a spot for Bristo's gravy in which "Tie Me Kangaroo Down" songwriter Rolf Harris (Graeme Garden) comes home for dinner at his mum's (Tim Brooke-Taylor), takes a bite of his dinner with the gravy and keels over dead. The tagline: "Bristo's...gets rid of Rolf Harrises fast!" And "Might As Well Be String" is full of these, e.g,: |
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In Wario: Master of Disguise, one of the antagonists is a Corrupt Corporate Executive named Carpaccio. His company's slogan is "We're hard at work watching your back... That way it's easier to pick your pocket!" | |
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In an episode of A Bit of Fry and Laurie that was supposedly Product Placement for "Tidyman's Carpets," Hugh delivered their slogan: "The deep shag that really satisfies." | |
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Girl Genius: Mamma Gkika's bottle of Jäger battle-draught claims it is "Slightly Better than Death!" on the label. | |
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The Onion: In this article, an ad agency finds out the hard way that the slogans "Merit—Makin' You Feel All Small 'n' Flaccid" and "Merit—Love That Limply Dangling Taste" do not encourage 35- to 50-year-old males to buy cigarettes. In the wake of this marketing failure, the agency prepares to roll out its campaign to sell tampons with slogans like "Tampax—For Those Awkward Bleeding-From-Your-Crotch Days." | |
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Subnormality — ZAP Protein Snack: "Don't buy it — it's a ripoff!!" | |
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In 30 Rock, the Sheinhardt Wig company has the slogan "Not Poisoning Rivers Since 1997", as well as "You Can Always Tell A Sheinhardt" (a terrible slogan for a wig manufacturer, specifically). | |
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In the Animator vs. Animation series video Animation VS Youtube, two such examples are shown via Youtube ads, both of which are about vacuums: We-Suck Vacuums: "We suck more than any of our competitors." Drag Vacs: "Life... is a drag." |
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Cragne Manor: According to real estate agent Bethany, the slogan of the town of Backwater is "Backwater: You Get Used To It." | |
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Starbix in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) (the breakfast cereal that the Guide cribbed all that "Space" stuff from the back of) has the slogan "Nasty ... but nourishing", a parody of the National Dairy Council's contemporary cream cake adverts, which had the slogan "Naughty. But nice". | |
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Kim Possible: One of Dr. Drakken's schemes to Take Over the World is to distribute a shampoo containing mind control serum. He brands the stuff "Dr. D's Brainwashing Shampoo and Cranium Rinse", and gives it the slogan "Lather, Rinse, and OBEY!" | |
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: When Todd first enters Ms. Lovett's business she sings a whole song that works as a terrible slogan: "The Worst Pies in London". | |
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The Wesayso Corporation on Dinosaurs: "WESAYSO: We'll do what's right, if you leave us alone," "WESAYSO: We don't like to have our feelings hurt" and "WESAYSO: We know where you live." Dinosaurs also featured parody of the then-current Bud Dry commercials, whose slogan was "Why ask why? Drink Bud Dry." The Dinosaurs version: "Why ask why? Drink...alcohol." |
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The All Grown Up! episode "Tweenage Tycoons" had the gang try to get money for a concert by selling products that Dil Pickles comes up with, with Angelica and Harold attempting to do the same by selling knockoffs of Dil's products. At one point, they sell a knockoff of Dil's shillows (pillows worn as shoes) called "poos", with Harold giving the slogan "There's nothing better to have on your foot than a nice soft poo." | |
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Elliott from Earth has an alien junkfood called "Kretzels". The slogan on the bag is "Now banned in 4 galaxies!" | |
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The Boondocks proposed a number of slogans for BET: "BET — it's what's on in the background," "BET — tell it to someone who gives a fuck," and "BET — 'cause you niggas got nothing better to watch." | |
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Craig of the Creek has the breakfast cereal Sensible Oats, whose mascot is a very bored looking gorilla with glasses, and the slogan "They're sufficient." | |
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French Canadian Francois Perusse's radio skits Les 2 Minutes du Peuple frequently feature those. Notable example includes community radio CDKC (loosely translates from french to "broken CD") that uses a different one with every station ID and the man calling various businesses over the phone, each one answering with their slogan. "CDKC, one antenna, one listener. And sometimes just one antenna." |
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The webpage banner for the Pokémon fansite The PokéCommunity commonly displays a sentence (or a slight variation of it) above the forums, which states "We Are STILL Working On A Better Slogan." The website's FAQ states that this is the official slogan. | |
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Futurama: "Slurm! It's highly addictive!" Continuing the reversal above, the slogan for heroin and crack vending machines is simply "Refreshing!" Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts. They're nut so good! Fishy Joe's: "Come for the food then get the hell out." Bachelor Chow: "Now with flavor." The Cygnoid pizzeria: "You've tried the rest! Now we're open!" Fronty's Meat Market: Not a Front Since 2997! "Thank you for using Stop & Drop, America's favorite suicide booth since 2008!" |
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BIGTOP BURGER: The "Hot Tires...Hot Burgers" slogan plastered on the side of the van has little to do with the food truck's theme, and it's rather nonsensical on its own. | |
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You will see those often in the first two Oddworld games. | |
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The Idoru robot store in Questionable Content advertises the latest AnthroPCs with the slogan "Guaranteed not to go insane and kill your loved ones!" | |
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Barn Finders: The slogan for the company M.I.K.K.O. is "M.I.K.K.O.! It should work!". | |
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Saturday Night Live: The entire "Nut-rific" skit is about a candy company trying to get their ad agency to come up with a jingle that isn't terrible, and failing. They start with "Nut-rific, it's nut very good!" and just get worse. The classic is a parody of the Smucker's Jam slogan "With a name like Smucker's, it's got to be good." Each pitch person comes up with a more and more revolting name until the last one is so repulsive even the pitch people couldn't bear it. Most (if not all) of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials (and sometimes, the station IDs to real cable networks they parody, i.e., "You're watching The Food Network. Porn for fat people," or "You're watching A&E, which means you're old or you fell asleep on the remote.") will have this. During the 1992 campaign Phil Hartman's impersonation of Bill Clinton talked this way about Arkansas: for example, re: toughness on crime, "Clinton" claimed Arkansas had passed Florida to be number two in lethal injections, and first in crushed by heavy stones! "Shaun Mondavi Vineyards" ends with the narrator reading the tagline, "For when excellence and burnished fineries need to gently visit the warmth of your tablery," and then wondering aloud, "What the hell does that mean?!" |
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Paper Mario: The Origami King: Overlook Tower's slogan is "The tower with a gift shop." The Toad who tells Mario about it assures him it's still being worked on. | |
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The Outer Worlds has a number of examples. You get the feeling that marketing is one of many places where the shoddily-run corporate dystopia that is the Halcyon system has cut corners: The Spacer's Choice company, whose product line is deeply unreliable, poorly made knockoffs sold at discount. Their slogan "It's not the best choice, it's Spacer's Choice!" pretty much admits this. C&P Boarst Wurst. "It's not the wurst unless it's boarst wurst." Boarst wurst is actually pretty decent by most accounts, if you can get past it being made from cysts that slough off genetically engineered pigs. Rizzo's, a manufacturer of candy, soft-drinks, and other foods, produces such gems as "Rizzo's Lemon Slapp! Slapp your whole family tonight!" |
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Home Improvement had a couple of these with Tim plugging Binford Tools on his Show Within a Show. | |
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The "Ocean Breeze Soap" slogans in The Muppets Take Manhattan — "Ocean Breeze Soap: For People Who Don't Want to Stink"; "Ocean Breeze Soap: It's Just Like Taking an Ocean Cruise Except There's No Boat and You Don't Actually Go Anywhere" and the winner "Ocean Breeze Soap Will Get You Clean". It gets funnier when one of the other frogs says, "You mean, just tell people what the product does? No ones ever tried that." | |
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The Thin Blue Line's town had the slogan "It's not as bad as you think". | |
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The sponsors' advertisements from the beginning of Runner2: | |
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Wiener Burger in multiple episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures has "Wiener Burgers are so much fun to eat,/If you look real hard, you might even find the meat!" | |
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SpongeBob SquarePants: In "Chum Bucket Supreme", Plankton tries to come up with a slogan for the Chum Bucket. He originally uses "Chum is Metabolic Fuel", but Patrick changes it to the even more nonsensical "Chum is Fum", at which point the Chum Bucket business booms. In "Goodbye, Krabby Patty?", Mr. Krabs buys a frozen dinner called "Lonely Crab Dinner for One": a graphic on the box reads, "Now 20% lonelier!" |
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In Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever, a box of Bac'n Snax has the slogan "Made with REAL animal by-products" printed on it. | |
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Team Fortress 2: Mann Co. "We sell products and get in fights!" Later expanded to "We make Hats, Guns, Bats, Bombs, Bazookas, Camera Beards, Comics, Magazines, Portable Baccarat Detectors, Banners, Swords, Shields and get in fights! Non-employees welcome for gorilla-wrestling Fridays." Mann Co Corpse-Grade Quicklime "Just Add Body!" |
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Subverted in Being the Elite. During The Elite's attempt to include public service announcements, there was the slogan "BTE is drug free, and that's the way to be!" | |
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Monty Python's Flying Circus: The "Conquistador Coffee" sketch. An ad writer comes up with campaign slogans such as "Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit" and "The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, Singapore ear, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador". The Whizzo Butter animated segment: |
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According to The News Quiz, Leicester now plays on its royal connotations with the slogan "Leicester: We found a skeleton in a carpark once". This replaces the previous slogan "Leicester: At least it's not Derby". | |
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The League of Gentlemen's Legz Akimbo theatre troupe display their slogan on their van: "Put yourself inside a child". The town of Royston Vasey itself is "You'll Never Leave!" which has omninous undertones. | |
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Evil Genius: The slogan of De Laager's Diamond Mining Corporation is "We turn rocks into gold, metaphorically speaking." | |
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Cult film Putney Swope is this and then some, showing an advertising firm after the Token Black gets control and steers the entire company into most unusual waters. | |
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Hamster & Gretel: Frank's Discount Costumes: "You'll Get Something in a Box" and "They May Smell Like Onions". | |
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The Smile Syndicate's slogan from Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I. is "We hope your day is a sunny one" ... which might not be so bad, except that they continue right on using it at subsidiaries inside the Unnatural Quarter, where much of the populace happen to be vampires or otherwise nocturnal by nature. They're still doing better than weather wizard Richard Thudner's campaign slogan: "Be a Dick supporter." |
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The Bolt Chronicles: Played with in "The Coffee Shop." Penny's mom jokingly refers to a pair of coffee shop franchises with slogans that are clearly not official in-universe. | |
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Fallen London: The Echo Bazaar has some normal-sounding slogans, but the one for Nikolas Pawnbrokers is a little unsettling: Meanwhile, the one for Merrigans Exchange is just silly |
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In Soul Music, Plugger the shoemaker comes up with "PLUGGERS. They've Got Soles. FEEL THE NALES." | |
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Homestar Runner loves to make these. Here are some examples: "Homestarrunner-dot-net" "Psst. It's 'dot-COM'." "Homestarrunner-dot-net. It's dot-com!" "Bubs' Old Pizza: It's-a Really Old!" "Cheat Commandos. Buy all our playsets and toys!" Fluffy Puff Marshmallows: "They're fluffity, they're puffity, one-two-three-four-five." And for the Halloween-colored "Malloweens": "They're orange, doot doot. They're black, doot doot. Look for the one with me on the bag. Dressed as a vampire." "They Taste the Same, but Look Different!" "Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit: We have no idea what's in this box!!" and "Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit: There is no way this thing really works!!" "Styles upon Styles. Steep Prices and Trees!" "Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's." "Pistols for Pandas. This good cause is good! ...'cause!" "Videlectrix. We use computers... to make video games!" From an Easter Egg on sbemail #98: "The Cheatcakes: Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison! Just ask The Cheat!" "Hot Pooey: Oh dear God, what have we done?" "The Strong Mad Oyster-Smoothie-Breath-Caked-Armpit Latte: Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one." "JoshCO: Makers of funny products and funnier slogans", and their only known product, "The Stab Yourself: Try NOT to stab yourself!" "SteaKasTle: We Put Two Steaks in Our Name!" (One is the word "steak". The other is the letter T.) |
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In the Zork universe, Frobozz Electric, the evil technology conglomerate which replaced Frobozz Magic in the wake of the Magic Inquisition, has numerous such slogans in their public address announcements in Zork: Grand Inquisitor. Among these: "Frobozz Electric: We are the boss of you" "Frobozz Electric: We bring bad things to life" note A parody of General Electric (GE)'s former slogan, "We bring good things to life". "Frobozz Electric: We bring good things to ourselves" note This one too. |
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Family Guy When Peter advertises for a car dealership, the slogan is "At Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru, we have Hyundais and Subarus!" "Lifetime: Television for idiots." Tasty Juice: drink it then convert it to pee. Hurry Up Shrimp, Hurry Up Shrimp, Hurry Up, Hurry Up, Hurry Up Shrimp! "Sorry: The board game that teaches you to be a dick!" "Nickelodeon: casually ask your daughter what that girl's name is then take your laptop into the bathroom." |
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The slogan they used at the end of the trailer for Bébé's Kids was "It's animation..." Yes, it even sounds like it trails off. Apparently not even the trailer had faith on the movie. A slightly longer version gives the correct slogan: "It's animation with an attitude." It's unclear where the truncated version came from, but it became infamous after being mocked by The Nostalgia Critic. |
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John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme: One sketch has a school trying to come up with a motto. They don't have a lot of luck. | |
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A George and Azazel story features the slogan "Shrink the Stink!" which is then inexplicably successful. | |
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The D-Generation's spoof radio ads usually ended with one of these, such as "The Slag Club! Not just a nightclub, but a cheap hotel someone slapped a coat of paint on and renamed!". | |
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According to a commercial in Resident Evil: Revelations 2, TerraSave's slogan is "Because 'Terr' doesn't have to end with 'rist.'" | |
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In one Judge Dredd Megazine strip, a character's run-down apartment includes a box of cereal with Not Tony the Tiger saying "It's okay!" | |
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Gravity Falls In "Dipper vs. Manliness", the slogan on Greasy's Diner is "We have food." In a flashback in "Dreamscapers" we see Stan selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door. Stan's flashback in "A Tale of Two Stans" shows a few more products with terrible slogans Stan tried to sell for a living, including the Sham-Total ("It's a total sham!") and Rip-Off bandages ("They WON'T give you rashes!").note It gave you rashes. |
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WKRP in Cincinnati: Most businesses that advertise on the title radio station have hilariously bad slogans. Standouts include "Hutchins' Community Hospital: Where malpractice is rapidly becoming a thing of the past!" and the bait-selling business "Red Wigglers: the Cadillac of worms!" They did an entire episode about trying to get rid of a sponsor (Ferriman Funeral Home). They attempted to do a commercial so outrageous that he'd tear up his contract in disgust (a singing commercial with a bouncy tune: "It ain't no use to deny it / one day you're gonna buy it"). The client loved it. |
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