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The game of Association Football is considered by many to be the world's sport. Nearly every country on Earth loves it. Focus on "nearly".
For a long time, one major exception to this was the United States of America, which only loved the traditional American team sports of baseball, basketball, ice hockey, and their own game, which they call football (a.k.a. gridiron). However, since the 1970s, numerous attempts have been made to make the sport more popular in the States, and it has slowly made some major inroads: America has a fairly successful domestic league; the FIFA video game series is incredibly popular (although Madden still outsells it in the US); their women's national soccer team has won four FIFA Women's World Cups; the men's team has vastly improved from joke team to regularly competing with soccer-crazy Mexico for the position of top dog in the North America confederation (CONCACAF) with several of its members playing for Europe's top clubs; and many children (more girls than boys) grow up playing it. It probably helps that many chunks of the US have big Hispanic populations, who love the sport. However, in spite of all of that, soccer still lags well behind other sports in America in terms of popularity, and it has nowhere near the religious fervor it has in other countries.
The attempts to grow the sport in America have also met widespread resistance in some circles. Many Americans just plain don't like the sport — considering it boring. And this is reflected in the media, where American characters will often go out of their way to bash the sport for all of the above (as well as the players' propensity for faking injuries). Another problem with soccer in American eyes are the low scores. Baseball and hockey are "low scoring" if they end 3-1. In American Football, a game that does not go into double digits is considered low-scoring, and in basketball, triple-digit games are a common occurrence. In soccer, the tendency over the last decades has been towards lower scores. The last thing that irks Americans about soccer (and is frequently mentioned in anti-soccer rants) is its propensity for ties. While US sports fans tolerate the occasional tie in hockeynote Not anymore; the NHL and all other professional leagues use a shootout if the two teams are still tied after overtime (in the regular season, playoff games continue to play additional 20-minute periods until someone scores if the score is tied at the end of regulation). The last tie game in the NHL was on April 4, 2004. International and Olympic hockey also use the shootout. and footballnote Ties in American football are somewhat rare, being on the order of one or two a season, with the NFL's semi-sudden-death overtime rules heavily favoring one side winning. The overtime rules of college and high school football make tie games impossible, barring extremely rare outside factors., they greatly prefer games where there's a clear winner, and baseballnote While this is still the case, the rule change giving each team an automatic runner on second base in extra innings since 2020 has greatly reduced the frequency of inning counts in the high teens. and basketballnote Along with college football, which is a bit controversial since marathon multi-overtime games in such contact-heavy sport increases the risk of injury. The NFL's "sudden death" overtime rules on the other hand allow for a tie (during the regular season) if nobody manages to score during the overtime period. will go into overtime until there is a clear winner, however long that takes.
Another possibility is that the soccer fandom is just too splintered within the United States. The first group are people who play the sport in childhood, but are discouraged from continuing with it because there are more lucrative sports scholarships in other sports. Athletes who have played on the women's US soccer team have mentioned this fact. The second group are immigrants who brought their love for soccer with them. They stay loyal to the soccer teams in their homelands, they'll even play the game at local parks during the weekends, but they will not attend American games. The next group after that are Europhiles who want to appear more worldly to their peers and to people outside the United States. They'll pick a European team and follow it religiously while looking dimly upon American teams due to Cultural Cringe. They'll know all the statistics for their chosen team and will read the Daily Mail just to keep abreast of rankings and game results. However, they won't actually sit down and watch a game unless it's the World Cup or they are watching it with their European friends. Next, there's the group consisting of fans who only follow and watch games in the "Big Five" European leagues because they want to see the best players in the world compete and hold the view that Major League Soccer primarily consists of has-beens from those leagues staving off retirement or less skilled players who wouldn't cut it abroad. The final group is domestic soccer fans. They will follow their local professional team and will attend USSF games when given the chance. These splintered groups of American soccer fans rarely interact with each other except during the World Cup.
Then, there's also the issue of soccer being seen as effeminate by many Americans in its potential fandom. Compared to sports like hockey, baseball or football, where the athletes often hit the balls or pucks (and occasionally each other) with large blunt instruments and/or regularly ram into each other, that sort of contact violence is comparatively lacking in soccer. There's also the stereotype of soccer players "diving" to exaggerate their injuries, which makes them look bad when the Only a Flesh Wound mentality found in Football or Hockey is more admired.note The fact that flopping to get a foul called is also extremely prevalent in basketball sometimes gets ignored, or acknowledged in a "See, we don't need more of that" way. The fact that America's women's teams are so much more successful in international competition than their male counterparts and the sport's previously-mentioned popularity among teenage girls don't help either. Hence soccer in the United States falls victim to the Girl-Show Ghetto. At best, soccer is seen as acceptable for young boys, but not for older male teens or men.
Another thing about Soccer is that, in a lot of ways, it is functionally very different from the "Big Four" American Sports. Baseball, Basketball, American-Football, and Hockey are very much focused on the individual plays & actions of the players; it's not uncommon for teams to turn around a deficit in these sports to win the game. But this is not generally the case with Soccer. Soccer is far more focused on the flow of the game, and while there are indeed plays they hardly affect the outcome of the game. This often goes hand-in-hand with the sport's low-scoring nature and its aforementioned propensity for ties; similarly, turnarounds in Soccer are incredibly rare. As such, many Americans who try to watch soccer are confused by it and find it boring, whereas when they watch one of the other "Big Four" sports they can pick up the general rules fairly easily. It also doesn't help that despite soccer's apparent simplicity, there are many hidden and even confusing rules that perplex many Americans.note  The infamous "Off-Sides" rule alone causes many headaches for fans & non-fans alike, and is especially frustrating to some viewers since it can nullify an impressive goal.
The sheer abundance of Soccer Hooligans did not help at all either, due to their extremely vocal (and at times even deadly) opinions on their support of the teams, often leading to violence, making the Americans steering clear of soccer even more and see the sport as the sport for violent and unruly people.
Finally, there is the matter of an underlying Self-Fulfilling Prophecy that America has often floundered as a presence in world-class soccer. While Americans will happily support their underdog sports team and doesn't mind being bumped off the platform in an Olympic event, America likes to at least be a serious competitor in a sport. It should be little surprise, then, that a sport in which they are traditionally the Memetic Loser on the international stage has struggled to find traction.
Funnily enough, Association Football has been the subject of the US's Cyclic National Fascination on three occasions — in The '70s, when several star players (most notably Pelé) signed with the New York Cosmos; in the mid and late '90s, when the US hosted the men's and women's World Cups, winning the women's version; and in The New '10s and The New '20s as a wave of new teams and talent started to foster the idea that America could, just maybe, be good at soccer if it tried.
A specific example of Americans Hate Tingle.
Contrast Rugby Is Slaughter, where it's American football that's seen as the inferior option.
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Google featured a series of comical logos during the 2014 World Cup. On a day when the US team was playing, the logo showed the big "G" showing up to a soccer game carrying an American football and wearing a helmet.
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The Simpsons:
"The Cartridge Family" opens with a whole slew of Take Thats at the game; a soccer tournament comes to town and the crowd quickly descends into a several-day public riot purely because they're so bored. (There's also a slightly mean-spirited joke about the contest deciding "which is the greatest country in the world: Mexico, or Portugal?")
It's the complete disinterest in the sport that allows Homer to become the perfect referee at the World Cup in Brazil. Along with his commitment to Lisa, he's adamant about refusing any and all bribes, which the sport openly embraces.
When Homer becomes a pundit in "Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson", soccer is one of the things he speaks ill of.
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When The Grand Tour visited America, the British hosts got into a fight with the local audience over which sport deserved to be called "football". A series of jump cuts implies the argument turned violent and the crowd beat the presenters up. (The same thing had happened the last time the show visited America, only that time it was over the hosts' claim that the RAF was the best air force in the world.)
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Teen Titans Go! has the episode "Kicking a Ball and Pretending to Be Hurt". It's shown that people only like soccer because they are mind-controlled.
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Grand Theft Auto V has a couple radio adverts for the Los Santos soccer team practically begging American audiences to watch their games, and providing reasons why they should, including how American crowd chants are boring compared to elaborate and blatantly insulting "European-style" chants, and how the "sophisticated" Europeans can tear up entire cities "in support of their team" while American fans are "too tame" in comparison.
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Mad Men: When Lane announces that England has just won the '66 World Cup, Roger replies, "...cup of what?"
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Many of Cracked writers have taken shots at soccer (describing it as "boring" or "that bullshit thing they call football"), usually leading the comment section to get angry at this Fan Myopia.
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Italian comedic rock band Elio e le Storie Tese "homaged" in their own way the 1994 USA World Cup with their song "Nessuno allo stadio" (Nobody at the Stadium), about USA's complete lack of interest about the sport, while Europe has long since embraced it. The song also had lyrics like this one: "Look at Lorena Bobbitt, think about her husband: how much interest do you think he holds in the World Cup? None!"note Ironically, the 1994 World Cup holds the records for highest average attendance and highest total attendance, though that in part is due to the average US sporting arena being so much bigger than the equivalent elsewhere; relatively few countries have that many stadia with capacities greater than 50k. In the US 50k is below average.
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King of the Hill: Hank disapproves of Bobby's switch from football to soccer, and eventually convinces him to switch back to a proper American sport. The narrative itself shows in spite of Hank's dislike, the kids love soccer because the overzealous new football coach's Training from Hell veered into straight-up abuse, while the soccer coach is a little soft but is otherwise a Nice Guy. That said, Hank's attempt to talk his son out of playing is one of the funniest exchanges between them in the show:
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On Married... with Children, Peg becomes a Fag Hag to a gay man she goes out dancing with every night. When the gay man's husband tries to warn Al about it, Al himself briefly falls for the husband when the latter says that he enjoys watching sports...except for soccer, which he doesn't really consider to be a "man's game".
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In the Total Drama fanfic Total Lady Drama Island Chris asks who amongst them likes Soccer. Zoey responds by saying that she likes football. When Chris corrects her and says he's talking about soccer Zoey corrects him and says no, he's talking about football. 'Real' football.
When she keeps correcting them saying 'soccer' with football, Chris tells her to not be "That Guy" and Chef punts the ball into her stomach with a confessional making it clear he did it on purpose.
Finally, Chris decides to cut the challenge short with sudden penalties, because he really doesn't want to have to watch any more soccer than he has to.
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In The Big Bang Theory episode "The Cornhusker Vortex", where Leonard is trying to learn about American football so he can spend time with Penny, Sheldon is revealed to know all about the sport, and his explanation comes complete with a dig at soccer:
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The Grand Theft Auto games (made by Scots who at times make their American cities look like Edinburgh, so it's certainly done in a mocking way!) have at least two:
In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, we hear the host of "The Tight End Zone" calling out to fans of various sports before lashing out at soccer fans.
Grand Theft Auto V has a couple radio adverts for the Los Santos soccer team practically begging American audiences to watch their games, and providing reasons why they should, including how American crowd chants are boring compared to elaborate and blatantly insulting "European-style" chants, and how the "sophisticated" Europeans can tear up entire cities "in support of their team" while American fans are "too tame" in comparison.
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In The Simpsons Movie, when Homer is on his spirit journey, one of the epiphanies he suggests is "America will never embrace soccer."
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Two Best Friends Play, although they stopped pretending being American a while ago, takes a few shots at the sport every now and then.
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Final Score has an American soldier fighting mercenaries in a UK football (soccer) stadium, so naturally a number of jokes revolve around this.
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Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra Barone's father has pretensions of being a well-travelled polyglot. During one Thanksgiving visit, he switches the TV to a futbol game between two South American sides and waxes lyrical about Association Football. This disgusts the all-American Frank Barone, irritates Robert, and, strangely, bemuses the professional sportswriter Ray Barone. Who, given his profession as newspaper sports journalist, should at least be able to recognize a game of football as most of the world knows it.
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13 Reasons Why: One episode from season 2 has this dialogue:
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If The Player ties with Brock Samson in Poker Night 2, the latter sardonically references the trope with, "A tie? What is this, soccer?"
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Averted in, of all places, The Sims games, where the athletic career are usually represented with soccer, while The Sims itself is America in all but name and language.
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Averted in Bend It Like Beckham, where Jess and Jules have hopes of playing football professionally in the US, and the movie ends with them being scouted by a university in Santa Clara for their soccer team.
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In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, we hear the host of "The Tight End Zone" calling out to fans of various sports before lashing out at soccer fans.
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The Colbert Report: In advance of the 2014 World Cup, Colbert announced that he was feeling "the soccer equivalent of excitement."
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It's more out of ignorance than hatred, but in Phineas and Ferb, when Ferb's cousins from England suggest to play football and hold out a ball, Buford "corrects" them saying that they're holding a soccer ball and pulls out an American football. Then when they have the match, he shows up in full helmet and pads and tackles Ferb's cousins every time they have the ball.
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From The Office (US): Upon finding out that their new boss Charles is a huge soccer fan, both Jim and Andy both lie that they're huge fans as well, despite knowing nothing about it. (Andy at least bothers to do the research, but Jim is out to sea.)
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This trope is likely the reason why the soccer sub-series of Super Mario Bros. is called Mario Strikers instead of Mario Soccer. European releases add the word football to the title since association football is held in much higher regard outside the U.S.
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Sports Night:
A subversion, where Dan, as a sports reporter, has to talk about Major League Soccer, but has absolutely no knowledge of the league. When he challenges Natalie to name one team, Natalie and some extras list half a dozen on the Eastern Coast alone, revealing Dan as the only one in the office who doesn't follow MLS.
Dan would later mock MLS on air ("...and New England beat Kansas City 2-1 in an offensive slugfest. A modest proposal— make the nets bigger") much to the consternation of his boss Isaac, as their channel has a contract to air their games.
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The Onion: Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
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Orange Is the New Black: In "Power Suit", some Dominican inmates take over the television to watch a game of soccer, much to the annoyance of two white inmates:
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Played with in Dan Vs.. When Dan is stuck in traffic behind a car that sports a "Soccer Mom" sticker, he angrily yells… that "educated people call it football !". Despite all the things he hates with a passion, it's possible that he's got nothing against association football.
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In Coming to America, the Akeem's Love Interest's Jerkass boyfriend disses soccer, claiming he has no respect for any game, where players don't use their hands.
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
When John Oliver explained the various FIFA corruption scandals, he acknowledged to his American audience that they might not understand how serious the situation was because "in this country soccer is something you pick up your 12-year-old daughter from", as opposed to the rest of the world where it's a religion.
In 2015, when several FIFA members got arrested thanks to an FBI investigation, John noted how interesting it was that a country which cared so little about soccer was so instrumental in saving it from corruption.
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In Kevin Can F**k Himself, Kevin, Neil and Pete are shown to be this when Kevin's new neighbours, with whom he's already feuding, are revealed to be Manchester United fans. Naturally, this becomes part of the feud, with Kevin (who mistakenly thinks they stole his Brad Belichick hoodie) stealing a Man U shirt from them (although — presumably for comedic effect — it's not an actual Man U shirt but a generic red sports shirt with "Manchester United" printed on the front).
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Modern Family:
In "Leap Day", Gloria is rooting for Colombia at a sports bar and gets in a fight with a Dutch fan, prompting Jay to come in and make peace.
(He later complained that the game ended tied at one goal each, one of which was an own goal.)
One of the sublots of "The Day Alex Left for College" is about most of the family making up an excuse in order to skip Lily's soccer game.
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BOB �� ABISHOLA: Bob asks Goodwin and Kofo to explain soccer to him, but their explanations of the intricacies of the Beautiful Game go over Bob's head. Later, Bob is making chili and the others complain about how long its taking; Bob explains that it takes patience... and that's when he realizes that soccer is just like that. For their part, Goodwin and Kofo try to watch American Football and find it too violent and senseless, until they realize one of the players is Nigerian and suddenly become rabid fans.
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In Flushed Away, an American tourist rat (in a cowboy hat) is watching the World Cup final game along with the other rats in the underground city. He asks why there's no helmets, no quarterback, and why no one is picking up the ball. "I tell ya, these Brits don't know the first thing about football."
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World's Dumbest... Whenever the show features a clip in which soccer is included — even briefly — much of the cast is quick to add their disdain for the sport in their commentary.
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Though toned down from the commercials the show is based on (see Advertising above), American football coach Ted Lasso does come to his new Premier League job comically ignorant about soccer; he fails an on-the-spot challenge to explain the offside rule, and when asked if he even knows the names of any players he only comes up with "Ronaldo and that guy who can bend it like himself".
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Most of the jokes in the Honest Game Trailer for the FIFA Soccer are about how the narrator finds soccer incomprehensible and boring. He ends it by saying that he probably doesn't understand because he's an American.
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The Big Green: When a teacher from England tries to get the kids to play soccer, they are initially confused and disinterested (one of them even points out that footballs are supposed to be lemon-shaped, when she shows a soccer ball to them and refers to it as a football). Most of the film is spent showing the children's growth in skill and appreciation for the game. On the other hand, the team they're facing off against all take soccer very seriously, partly thanks to their coach acting like a Drill Sergeant Nasty.
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The "Jay Street" episode of How I Met Your Father sees the British Charlie try to get his New Yorker friend group to watch a soccer game, but nobody is interested. Prior to the game Valentina and Sophie deride it as boring, while during the game itself they are all more excited about how Sophie and Jesse kissed, but Jesse's ex-girlfriend is back in town.
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In the Strong Bad Email episode "Little Questions", Strong Bad, who lives in a place called "Free Country, USA", says he loves football, but hates soccer.
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: In the song "Sports Analogies," Josh and Nathaniel are singing about every analogy relating to sports, but at the end we get these lines:
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On black•ish, Dre wants his son Jack to play football to learn lessons about life. When Bow suggests Jack could learn the same things from soccer, Dre denies it because "soccer... is stupid."
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On Succession, Roman Roy listens in American confusion as a European business contact explains his plans for a soccer team:
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Superbad: Evan is in the middle of playing soccer in gym class when Seth approaches him about the idea of bringing alcohol to Jules' party. Their classmate Greg suddenly interrupts the conversation because his and Evan's team has fallen behind by two goals during the time Evan and Seth were talking:
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In Cobra Kai, Johnny visits his friend Tommy in the hospital, and upon seeing a soccer game on his television, says "You're watching soccer? It's worse than I thought."
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