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A pizza is ordered. If it fails to arrive within a certain time frame, it's free! This was an advertising gimmick invented by Domino's Pizza in the 1980s as part of the highly successful campaign starring The Noid, but was largely discontinued in the early 1990s because of an increase in the number of delivery drivers speeding and reckless driving to beat the time limit, getting into fatal car accidents or being pulled over by the police, and also probable profit losses due to customers taking advantage over the "or it's free" part. More than two decades later, this trope has mostly fallen out of use in fiction made after the mid-1990s or so. And if a pizza place still displays such a policy nowadays, it will usually be constrained to a given area.
Can be done from the perspective of the irate customer or the put-upon delivery guy — who may well have his job dependent on getting there in time. Comedic versions may have the customer attempt to stop the delivery person from getting on time to receive free pizza, or order pizza from some outrageous location in the middle of nowhere, such as the middle of the jungle, Antarctica, or the moon. Most often, the pizza still gets there on time (or two minutes late).
Sub-Trope of Product Delivery Ordeal.
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Cartoon Network's League of Super Evil (read the acronym) executing an "evil plot" to cause the pizza delivery boy to be late and get free pizza, complete with death traps on their walkway. They've apparently pulled this so many times that the manager of the pizza place has a war room for the purpose of thwarting their plots against the delivery boys. Everyone's gotta start somewhere.
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Samurai Jack: "Jack vs. Aku" has Aku make a phone call to order a new bounty hunter, and laugh when the person on the other line says the bounty hunter will arrive in thirty minutes or else his services will be free. To Aku's surprise, the bounty hunter arrives a few seconds after the phone call ends.
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The Adventures of Pete & Pete: Ellen gets a job as a pizza delivery girl and has to do this in the final episode, and has to perform the task while wearing a bunny costume. The town being as weird as it is, this becomes a Herculean task.
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While not as reliable about it as Ninja Burger, Billy vs. SNAKEMAN has a semi-secret fast-food franchise (partially concealed by the façaade of a different semi-secret fast-food franchise) which hires ninja for their thirty-minute deliveries, of varying difficulties and with active opposition a possibility.
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Suicide for Hire:
Hunter's having way too much fun placing that order.
And to beat the company time trial Altair the pizza delivery guy/arms dealer has an armored pickup and has Hunter ride shotgun, literally.
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In Alias, when in the safehouse, Will says "thirty minutes or less" before opening the door and getting shot by Sark.
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Earth-27. Lampshaded in the "Oracle" Voxbox. Jason Todd wants Oracle to look up a pizza delivery boy's license plate because it's been 34 minutes and he hasn't gotten his calzone. Ironically there is no 30 minutes rule, but Jason just wants his calzone to be fresh.
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The Simpsons:
The "138th Episode Spectacular" contains an outtake from the "Devil and Homer Simpson" segment of "Treehouse of Horror IV", in which Marge hires a lawyer Lionel Hutz to represent Homer after seeing a Yellow Pages ad in which Hutz promises "Your case won in thirty minutes or your pizza's free". At the end of the clip, Hutz gives Marge a pizza box; when she points out that they actually did win the case, he tells her the box is empty anyway.
There's also the time Homer ran a break-up service: "We're there in thirty minutes, or your next break-up is free!"
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On one episode of Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa and Ferguson are allowed to order pizza while their parents are out, despite their mom's usual strict health-food obsession. They repeatedly time the delivery boy down to seconds, and then repeatedly send him back with a new order when he's inevitably late.
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The Australian sitcom Hey Dad..! had an episode about a diet, or a hunger strike, or something, that ended with the starving characters giving up and ordering pizza — which then never arrives, because one of the other characters deliberately misdirects the delivery guy in an attempt to get the pizza free.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987): One episode featured villains breaking in the mansion of a pizza chain's tycoon. Raphael describes the motto as being that, if the pizza doesn't come on time, it comes cold.
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Teen Titans Go!, "Hey, Pizza": Beast Boy and Cyborg lay all sorts of traps for the pizza delivery guy in order to get a free pizza, but with each attempt he always ends up at the tower in under a minute. They destroy buildings. They do not, at any point, receive a free pizza. After they give up at the end, the delivery guy is late to the senior citizen, who gets it free instead, causing them to throw a fit.
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In SimCity 2000, if traffic congestion in your city is bad enough, the newspaper will run articles about pizza chains in your city rescinding these policies.
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Scrubs: Referenced in the episode "My Big Brother", when Dr. Kelso isn't happy about how long the hospital orderlies took to bring in a cadaver.
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Dirk Gently gets into a fight with the delivery boy when he wouldn't give him the pizza for free in the first episode.
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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: When Frankie discovers the pizza they ordered for the house is over the budget they have, Bloo runs out and tackles the delivery guy and sits on his head until the thirty-minute marker has past.
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Dirty Work: In the beginning, Norm Macdonald's character was fired from pizza delivery after failing to deliver a pizza within thirty minutes because a car accident blocked his route. The Jerkass customer informed him for being two minutes late. This makes it the fourteenth time the character was fired in the past three months.
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SCP Foundation: SCP-5522 is a food-ordering app that causes the delivery guys to use speedrun tricks in real life to get your pizza there within 30 minutes.
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An episode of King of the Hill has Peggy and Luanne rushing to the pizza store to pick up their order before it gets cold. Luanne sagely reminds Peggy that if they're not there in thirty minutes the pizza is free.
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The season five episode of Married... with Children, "Dance Show", has Peg, who wants Al to take her out dancing, lie to him and claim that she ordered him a pizza, which causes him to stand by the door in anxiousness and then drop this trope while waiting. He later complains to her that he was at the window for so long, that the neighborhood kids thought that he was a jack-o-lantern (and coincidentally, the episode originally aired in October).
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In the Discworld We R Igors Diary 2015, the Rapid Response Igor unit promises "delivery in 30 minutes or your pieces are free!"
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In Skin Horse, Unity rushes off after some werewolves, saying "I gotta deliver this beatdown in 30 or it's free!"
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Snow Crash begins with a suspenseful, high-speed version from the pizza guy's point of view. The pizza company is run by The Mafia, and their guarantee is that if the pizza is late, the customer will get it for free, and Uncle Enzo himself will drop whatever he's doing to come and apologize immediately, in person. The book never says what, exactly, would happen to the delivery boy, but given that Uncle Enzo is the head of the east coast Mafia and that he would have had to interrupt whatever he was doing to apologize to some schlub in the middle of nowhere, no-one really wants to find out. The Uncle Enzo guarantee only covers the time the pizza arrives in. Not the shape. Since part of the "apology" includes, among other things, a vacation in Italy it's implied that a lot of people just order pizzas as a form of gambling.
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Rare modern example: In the Ready Jet Go! episode "How Come the Moon Changes Shape?" (2016), Carrot orders a pizza and the joint tells him that it will be delivered in less than 30 minutes or they'll cheerfully refund his "Earth money". However, this could be justified considering the show takes place in a Retro Universe.
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Garfield even does this again with Vito's Pizza in The Garfield Show episode, "Great Pizza Race" by using a recording of Jon's voice. And he would have gotten away with it.... if it weren't for the fact that Jon was taking Liz to Vito's on a dinner date. He gets caught and forced to Work Off the Debt, with Vito using a recording of Jon's voice as an Ironic Echo.
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Donald Duck's neighbor Jones, with whom he's in something of an Escalating War, also tried to sabotage a delivery — not because he really wanted the pizza, but because Donald had just been hired as the delivery boy. This was an extreme case, since the pizza chain would offer as many pizzas of that type as you wanted, any time you wanted, free for an entire year, and Jones had just ordered the most expensive pizza on the menu. Donald did not in fact make it in time, but the joke was ultimately on Jones — he hadn't checked what ingredients went into that type of pizza, and the special pizza sauce turned out to be a substance he'd previously been revealed to hate.
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Sonic Boom: In "Three Minutes or Less", Sonic becomes a delivery boy for Meh Burger, and jokingly states that he can deliver anywhere in three minutes or less. Meh Burger makes this an official promotion, and Eggman goes to great lengths in his attempts to ensure Sonic can't get there in time so he gets his food for free.
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Not Always Right has a couple of examples of pizzeria customers refusing to believe this doesn't exist any more.
In this one the customer is told that not only doesn't the pizzeria do that any more, but their order was delivered within 30 minutes, anyway.
This customer is told the pizzeria he's called hasn't ever offered this. He does not take it well.
This story, from when the promotion was still running, has a delivery guy who makes it with seconds to spare, even after his car wouldn't start.
This customer orders a large number of pizzas in hopes that they'll be late. When they're not late (despite her claim that the pizza took an hour), she throws a tantrum and destroys the submitter's phone. A week later, she'd be arrested for stabbing another delivery driver.
This story where the customers deliberately refused to answer the door until just after the 30 minute timer. Fortunately, the driver did not let them get away with it, although naturally did not make a tip.
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The Deputies of Reno 911! set up a kid like this. They called in an order for halfway across town and then waited down the block. When the delivery driver came tearing out of the parking lot at breakneck speed, they pulled him over and arrested him.
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Spider-Man 2: The movie starts with Peter Parker losing his job as a pizza delivery boy due to arriving late at a customer's address, just past the 29-minute deadline, despite webslinging the pizzas across town as Spider-Man after he gives up trying to fight his way through gridlocked Manhattan traffic on his motorcycle. This results in a memetic line when one bystander sees Peter doing his costume change:
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Butch of Chopping Block has tested whether the pizza is free if the pizza guy is never heard from again. In a later strip, he's revealed to have a "dead in thirty minutes or you go free" guarantee.
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Using a cell phone item to order a mid-battle delivery in Disgaea 2 warrants this response —-
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The New Woody Woodpecker Show has an episode where Woody tries to delay Dooley so his pizza would be free. His efforts not only fail, but also ruin the pizza. When Woody tries to protest, Dooley says he guaranteed delivery, not satisfaction. Because Woody doesn't have the money to pay for the pizza, Dooley has him work off the debt as a delivery boy.
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Disney Ducks Comic Universe:
There is a story where Scrooge McDuck orders a pizza, and, being his regular parsimonious self, deliberately sabotages the delivery, so that it would take longer than the thirty minutes and he wouldn't have to pay for it. Unfortunately for him, it's well enough time for the pizza to get cold and wet, and he doesn't get to enjoy it very much.
Donald Duck's neighbor Jones, with whom he's in something of an Escalating War, also tried to sabotage a delivery — not because he really wanted the pizza, but because Donald had just been hired as the delivery boy. This was an extreme case, since the pizza chain would offer as many pizzas of that type as you wanted, any time you wanted, free for an entire year, and Jones had just ordered the most expensive pizza on the menu. Donald did not in fact make it in time, but the joke was ultimately on Jones — he hadn't checked what ingredients went into that type of pizza, and the special pizza sauce turned out to be a substance he'd previously been revealed to hate.
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The Thunderbirds movie: John, who mans space station Thunderbird 5, asks if he can have a pizza sent up to him, and adds "thirty minutes or it's free, right?"
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AstroLOLogy: A variant in "A Capricorn Delivery"; when Capricorn gets held up in traffic delivering pizzas to Taurus and Gemini, Taurus points out that he arrived in 31 minutes, so Capricorn gives him five more pizzas for free. Gemini try to take advantage of this and order from him again while trying to sabotage his efforts to get to them on time, but he makes the delivery with a few seconds to spare.
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In The Sims, it takes an hour of Sim Time (a minute of gameplay, if you don't speed things up). When the pizza guy arrives and is greeted, a text box comes up with "Dude! I made it from Sim City to your house in less than an hour!" (And then your Sim household pays 40 Simoleons for the damned pizza!)
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In Stargate SG-1 season 8 episode "Gemini", General O'Neill mentions that Thor will deliver in thirty minutes or it's free — except it's not a pizza here, but an Asgard satellite of Replicator disruption.
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Chowder: In "The Thousand Pound Cake", Schnitzel and Chowder have to deliver the cake to a guy named Capellini. There are two problems. First, they have to deliver the cake before sunset, otherwise the cake is free. Second, Capellini's house is on the head of a giant, which makes Schnitzel and Chowder's journey more difficult. They arrive on top just when the sun is about to set, but Capellini deliberately refuses to open the door to avoid paying the fees. The giant walks to the other side of the Earth to teach him a lesson.
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The Superman Adventures: In Issue #53, when an Intergang member disguised as a pizza delivery kid is stopped, Jimmy jokes that "it's the Intergang guarantee — If your target isn't dead in thirty minutes, you don't pay!"
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In a Ren & Stimpy comic, the two have only thirty seconds to deliver a pizza with absurdly many toppings.
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Avoid the Noid is an advertisement for Domino's Pizza, as such the game is completed in 30 minutes (with a simple game over if you run out of time). In this game, the timer starts when the truck is already there rather than having to drive to the location, but there's various Noids that try to destroy the pizza. Also, in the case of the Commodore 64's ending, it's implied that it's a type of job interview as reaching the top means you're good enough to be a delivery person.
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In the opening scene of the Rocket Power TV movie "Race Across New Zealand", the Rocket crew are working as Shore Shack delivery boys for tips, with a strict "22 minutes or it's free" policy instigated by Tito.
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Phineas and Ferb:
"The Lake Nose Monster": Doofenshmirtz mentions this trope when explaining to Perry the Platypus that he's waiting for his hot wings to be delivered. To the bottom of the lake.
Doofenshmirtz also tried to exploit this in "The Sci-Fi Pie Fly", but the pizza shop owner sees through his attempts to slow him down and makes Doofenshmirtz pay for the pizza anyway.
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The Red Green Show: Red sets up a number of roadblocks in order to get the pizzas he ordered for free, unbeknownst to him, the pizza guy called back and got directions from Harold on how to avoid all of the Lodge's debris.
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Garfield and Friends:
An episode has Garfield at war with a pizza delivery service which keeps almost arriving on time, but each delivery-person falls prey to elaborate traps Garfield has set to weasel his way out of paying. (Well, that and it is fun.)
The pizza parlor's owner attempts to make the delivery himself (using a helicopter to get to his destination faster); Garfield pulls out all the stops to make his delivery late. Eventually, Garfield and the owner sign a peace treaty.
Garfield does mention there should be a way to get free pizzas without them coming cold. In the end, Garfield wonders if there is some Chinese place that also promises to deliver in thirty minutes.
Garfield even does this again with Vito's Pizza in The Garfield Show episode, "Great Pizza Race" by using a recording of Jon's voice. And he would have gotten away with it.... if it weren't for the fact that Jon was taking Liz to Vito's on a dinner date. He gets caught and forced to Work Off the Debt, with Vito using a recording of Jon's voice as an Ironic Echo.
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Dawn of Time parodies the trope, Mad Max-style, in a filler arc titled "Dawn in Time", where Dawn has to deliver a pizza through a dangerous post-apocalyptic landscape.
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The music video for PBS's Square One TV, "Ghost of a Chance", seems to be based on this trope. The pizza delivery guy is getting lost inside a haunted house to delay him from delivering in time.
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Lola & Virginia: Lola holds this policy during her brief career as a sushi delivery girl. Virginia once tries to stop Lola from making a delivery to her (Virginia's) Dad out of fear he'd compel her to get a part-time job.
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Archie Comics:
Jughead encounters this problem when he has to deliver a pizza to a house atop a rocky cliff on an island.
Archie also once went through this problem in a story where he worked at a pizza place a few minutes away from Reggie's house. Reggie pulls off several traps to prevent Archie from making it through his front yard, but Archie accidentally tosses the pizza, it lands in Reggie's face at the last second.
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Scooby-Doo! Team-Up: In the "Dastardly & Muttley" crossover, it's revealed that Yankee Doodle Pigeon delivers pizza from a fast-food restaurant that guarantees "to deliver pizzas in less than fifteen minutes or they're free". Dastardly and his men try to stop the pigeon because they work for a rival fast food business.
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Parodied in One Piece, where Baroque Works agent Mr. 4's lifelong dream is revealed to be pizza delivery. However, given his incredibly slow-witted nature, his uniform says "30 hours or it's free."
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Futurama pizzas use this system, but the man on the box will angrily tell you how long it's been if you try to con the delivery person.
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A variation in Loading Artist. They promise not to charge if the pizza is cold on arrival. Cue the Loophole Abuse involving ice cubes.
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An episode of Due South, "Pizzas and Promises", utilized this, when Ray called a place far away on purpose in the hopes that the delivery boy would be late and the pizza would be free. When the pizza ends up being a few seconds late, Fraser insists on paying anyways, and guilt-trips Ray into doing the same. Of course, then the pizza guy's car gets stolen, kicking off the episode's actual non-pizza-related plot.
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30 Minutes or Less starts out this way. The pizza boy is almost always late both because he's very lazy and apathetic and because he gets orders from people who live very far from the pizza place.
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In Simon the Sorcerer 3D, Pizza Lord charge 10,000 coins for their pizzas, unless they take more than 1 minute to arrive. To get your pizza for free, you have to give one of the characters a bottle of booze; the pizza delivery boy has a terrible sense of direction and is forced to ask the character for directions, but if the character is drunk they'll refuse to help and slow the delivery down.
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In an episode of Robot Chicken, astronauts on the Space Station called pizza deliveries with this policy in order to get unlimited free pizza for the guys at NASA.
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Modern Family:
In one episode Cam is delivering pizzas for a place with this policy, and has to make a delivery to a frat house that makes pledges throw obstacles in the way of the delivery guys so they get free pizza. Making one wonder why the restaurant hasn't blacklisted that campus.
Season 10 episode "The Wild" has Claire, Gloria, Haley and Alex helping a pizza guy make his delivery in under 30 minutes after they accidentally hurt his leg. Turns out the guy is constantly harassed by a frat house that throws obstacles in his way, which the quartet successfully navigate in their own ways.
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Spoofed in The Thin Blue Line. When the criminals in a bank robbery demand a pizza, Inspector Fowler dresses the part to deliver it himself, saying "Pizza delivery! If it's not hot, there's a fifty pence refund on your next purchase of diet Coke, usual restrictions apply."
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In Recess: School's Out, Ms. Finster says this phrase when she hears a knock at her door.
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Tiny Toon Adventures:
In the short, "Falling to Pizzas" (part of "Career Oppor-Toon-ities"), Little Beeper is the pizza delivery boy. Only because Little Beeper has effectively Super-Speed, the time is measured in mere seconds.
In the short, "Day For Knight" (part of "Brave Tales of Real Rabbits)", Buster Bunny is a knight for hire and is hired to rescue Babs from a dragon. Hamton reminds Buster that, if he doesn't save her in thirty minutes, the next rescue is free.
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SpongeBob SquarePants:
Subverted in the episode "Pizza Delivery". It takes about a day for SpongeBob and Squidward to deliver the pizza to the customer. When the two finally make it to the customer's house, the customer promptly rebuffs the order - not because of the late arrival, but because he didn't get his drink, despite not even ordering one. He harshly berates SpongeBob before rudely slamming the door in his face, leaving him in tears. Appalled at how the customer treated SpongeBob and won't pay for the pizza (making the long journey the duo went through All for Nothing), Squidward furiously confronts the customer and literally slams the pizza in the insolent jerk's face.
At the end of "SpongeBob in RandomLand", SpongeBob and Squidward return to the Krusty Krab to find a customer complaining that he never got his order delievered. SpongeBob happily gives him the order he and Squidward were trying to deliver.
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The Wizard of Id: The king orders a pizza, the drawbridge takes an entire Sunday strip to lower for the delivery, and then Sir Rodney asks if it's free after 30 minutes.
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Karina from ATL: Stories from the Retrofuture works for Packard's Pizzas, a company so dedicated to fast delivery they strap literal Rocket Boots to their employees. She mentions having to wall jump using her boots to get to an order in time once. It sounds very dangerous but keeps the pizzas very warm.
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On the Growing Pains episode "The Home Show," the Seavers are having to set up a party at the last minute, because Jason used an old calendar to set the date. When a pizza is accidentally delivered to their house instead of the neighbors, Jason starts to tell the delivery guy his mistake, until Mike reminds him they need the food for the party. Jason thinks for a second then says, "We ordered five pizzas, not one, and that was 31 minutes ago, so they're free."
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The guys in Men Behaving Badly tried to take advantage of this by deliberately asking for rare and hard-to-prepare toppings to slow down the response time, and eventually pretending there's no-one home in the hope of claiming later that the delivery guy must have gone to the wrong house. Tony messed it up because he wasn't in on the "pretending no-one's here" bit.
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In an episode of Better with You, Debra Jo Rupp and Kurt Fuller's characters deliberately make the delivery guy wait outside their door for 12 minutes, just so they don't have to pay.
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The News Quiz, reporting that Theresa May wants to extend the Brexit transitional period but is still promising to deliver, suggested that the delivery will be so delayed, Brexit will come with a free garlic bread.
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One episode of The Golden Girls had Stan visiting the women and wanting to start up a pizza delivery service with them. His purported motto? "I can deliver a pizza to your house faster than Domino's". The only problem? He can't; he cracked up his car attempting to do so and was ultimately bothering them to use their cars for the deliveries (and having the girls driving them!) He was promptly kicked out.
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Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil: A ridiculously intricate version was done in "Stand and Delivery" where a mysterious customer keeps ordering food from Battle Snax and delaying the order so he'll get it for free, almost running the Magnusson family out of business.
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In Terra Incognita, Hal Greene makes this promise when the two government agents call to get their car towed. Yes, he makes the promise about pizza, not the tow.
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One episode of T.U.F.F. Puppy has Olly answering DOOM's phone with the words "Diabolical Order Of Mayhem. We deliver evil in thirty minutes, or it's free."
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Referenced in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Manhattan Project, whose manual mentions "Crime and late pizza deliveries do not pay."
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The pizza delivery is two minutes late, so Michelangelo gets the pizza at a discount. Also, the "address" is a storm drain they christened "122 1/8", making the address a bit of a puzzle. Note that unlike most examples of the trope, there's never a stated guarantee for the delivery and the the delivery person's annoyance at Mikey refusing to pay the full amount indicates that this was likely something Michelangelo was forcing on the driver. Since the man had already turned over the pizza, there isn't anything he can do about it.
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An episode of The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat has Felix charged with delivering a meatball in five minutes or it was free, complete with a continually running timer in the corner of the screen. When he just barely makes it in time, the customer's wife expresses her desire for a meatball of her own, and the countdown clock gives a nasty chuckle as it starts without even letting Felix get back to retrieve the meatball.
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In an episode of Pucca, the Go-Rong restaurant has a "thirty minutes or it's free" policy, so the Vagabond Ninjas plan to get free Ja-Jang Noodles by making delivery girl Pucca late. One of the attempts were to disguise themselves as a dragon. They eventually succeed, but get arrested for impersonating a dragon, and the police officer gets their noodles.
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The Little Nero's driver in Home Alone races through icy roads and continually knocks over a lawn ornament at Kevin's house to make the "20 minutes or you don't pay" deadline advertised on the side of their boxes. Granted, the first time he is seen, he has over $100 worth of pizzas.
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Ninja Pizza Girl: The basic premise of the game is using Le Parkour to deliver pizzas through the dense urban sprawl while dodging the pizza ninjas that work for your rival.
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Hilariously taken to its logical extreme in Tyrian, one of its more humorous descriptions of the amenities for one of the earlier levels talks about the "Daemono's Pizza" franchise exclusive to the area, who upped the ante with a three minute or less waiting period before making the order free. Subverted as it also mentions that their clients (the game's villains Microsol) have yet to come up with an order complex enough to beat the policy.
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Family Guy parodies this in a cutaway for "Hurry Up, Shrimp". While no particular guarantee is given, it's shown that apparently, the idea behind it is to get the shrimp delivered as fast as possible. They add a disclaimer that they're "not responsible for undercooked shrimp."
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In The Batman, Joker once ambushes Detective Ellen Yin by waiting outside her door dressed like a pizza boy. When she phones for pizza, his reply is that it will be there in thirty seconds or it is free before immediately knocking on the door.
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In a Histeria! sketch about Rene Descartes, Toast delivers him a pizza that was actually meant for Galileo, the reason being that Toast can't get to Italy within a half-hour.
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