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If there's one way to impress upon the viewer the general awesomeness of a character, it's to give him the titles to show for it. Often, the first mention of a character with loads and loads of titles is, or will be closely followed by, a formal introduction or a signature of a formal letter.
Another common vector for the Long List is a Badass Boast, especially if the titles were awarded for martial achievements or general badassery. Done improperly, he'll just come off as "Jimmy the Longwinded, He of Many Titles" (although this can be deliberate when the trope is Played for Laughs).
This is very much Truth in Television, in that many reigning monarchs tended to possess an impressive array of titles. In the modern day, loads and loads of titles can be found on accomplished British citizens. It can also come from having several academic degrees; compare Geniuses Have Multiple PhDs, Omnidisciplinary Scientist and Renaissance Man.
A subtrope of Long List and The Magnificent. May be combined with Overly Long Name. Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking is likely to be involved, as the most impressive titles will generally be listed first. Compare Some Call Me "Tim", They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!, I Have Many Names, someone has multiple, separate names, and Name That Unfolds Like Lotus Blossom, which is a name that's more like a description, and therefore has length. Contrast Just the First Citizen, The Master and similarly styled Names to Run Away from Really Fast, where brevity is the soul of intimidation. If they also happen to announce it (or someone else does it for them) a lot then it's also a Large Ham Title.
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The Proximen in The Ballad of Halo Jones acquire extra words in their names as a sign of increased status.
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Mort:
"The Stealer of Souls, Defeater of Empires, Swallower of Oceans, Thief of Years, The Ultimate Reality, Harvester of Mankind, the" All right, all right. I can see myself in
"Queen Kelirehenna I, Lord of Sto Lat, Protector of the Eight Protectorates and Empress of the Long Thin Debated Piece Hubwards of Sto Kerrig." A reference to Queen Elizabeth, whose titles were even longer. (See Real Life below)
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Awful Hospital has Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones.
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In The Starks Endure, Jon's collection of formal titles is "His Grace Jon the White Wolf of the House Stark, First of His Name, King of the Three Realms of the North, the Trident, and the Vale of Arryn, Lord Consort of Winterfell and the Dreadfort, Commander of Moat Cailin, Warden of the North and Protector of the Realm."
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In the Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics) mini-series produced by Archie Comics (Right before the main comics), Robotnik has a plaque on his desk that reads "DR. ROBOTNIK: Supreme Dictator, Industrial Polluter, Megalomaniac..." At this point it continues on a sign on his desk's side, "...Corrupt Politician, Underhanded Reprobate, Rain Forest Ravager, Puppy Kicker, Oil Spill Coordinator, Holiday Hater, Insurance Salesman".
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The villain of Samurai Jack is often introduced as the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrows, Aku.
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Back when Libya was the "terrorist bogeyman du jour," as the Transformers Wiki puts it, The Transformers had a Qurac named Carbombya (no, seriously.) Or rather, the Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of Carbombya. Its leader, a thinly-veiled Lawyer-Friendly Cameo of leader of Libya, Muammar al-Gaddafi, was Supreme Military Commander, President-for-Life, and King of Kings Abdul Fakkadi.
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Morrowind:
Leaving aside the optional joinable factions, the Nerevarine is Nerevarine and Hortator (of House Hlaalu, House Redoran and House Telvanni), Hearthfriend of the Ashlanders, Bloodskaal to the Skaal and Operative in the Blades (although that last is supposed to be secret and so not actually put on a business card). If optional joinable factions are included, this is easily doubled: Factor in the East Empire Company, Master of the Fighters Guild, Primate of the Imperial Cult, Knight of the Imperial Dragon in the Imperial Legion's Order of Ebonheart, Arch-Mage of the Mages Guild, Master Thief of the Thieves Guild, Grandmaster of the Morag Tong, Patriarch of the Tribunal Temple and either Archmagister of House Telvanni, Archmaster of House Redoran or Grandmaster of House Hlaalu).
In the backstory, the Dwemer architect who devised a method and the tools necessary to tap into the Heart of Lorkhan, Kagrenac, had such a title: Chief Tonal Architect, Magecrafter, High Priest, High Engineer, Arcane Philosopher, and Pioneer in the field of Mythopeic Forces.
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In Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, if you do all the sidequests, the Fateless One will end up with a lot of titles. If you go by the fae tradition, every single quest chain could probably be a new one—but there are still more than a few explicit ones as well. Example: King Wencyn of the Court of Enchantments, Archsage of the Scholia Arcana, Truesworn of the Warsworn, Champion of the House of Valor, Master of Gravehal Keep, Scion of Akara, Beckoned of Ethene, Herald of the Gods, Hero of Mel Senshir...
You can even purchase a title for announcement purposes by officials in Ysa, to tack onto your already long list of names.
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Crow Time: Edwin's father's full title is "Monsieur Nightmare, Guardian of the Southern Gates, Suzerain of the Marshes of Madness and the Valley of Echoes."
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Dragon Age:
The Warden in Dragon Age: Origins, if you play as the Human Noble, can eventually be styled as: His/Her Royal Highness Lord/Lady Cousland, Queen/Prince-Consort of Ferelden, Teyrn/a of Gwaren, Arl/essa of Denerim, Arl/essa of Amaranthine, heir/ess presumptive to the Teyrnir of Highever, Warden-Commander of the Order of Fereldan Grey Wardens, Hero of Ferelden.
Cassandra Pentaghast from Dragon Age: Inquisition has both this and an Overly Long Name. note Her full set of titles, not including her sixteen names, would be Lady Seeker Cassandra Pentaghast, Right Hand of the Divine Justinia V, fourteenth cousin of the King of Nevarra, nine times removed, Hero of Orlais, and Agent of the Holy Inquisition. Cassandra—being Cassandra—will accompany you to the Empress's ball in Orlais and tell the page reading her names to just skip ahead.
Leliana, by the time of Inquisition, has a pretty extensive list of titles herself. If she was romanced in the first game by a human noble who married the monarch of Ferelden, she is identified at the Orlesian ball as Lady Leliana, Nightingale of the Imperial Court, veteran of the Fifth Blight, mistress to the Queen/Prince-Consort of Ferelden, Seneschal of the Inquisition, and Left Hand of the Divine.
The Inquisitor will also get an introduction like this, though the exact details it includes depend on the origin you chose and also whether you recruited the mages or the Templars to help you seal the Breach.
In the Inquisition DLC Jaws of Hakkon, the eponymous group is led by a man called Gurd Harofsen, called the Cutter, wyvern-slayer, lowlands-bane.
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In Raising Steam, we officially have "His Grace, His Excellence, His Blackboard-Monitorship, the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Lord of Ramkin Hall, King of the River." It is mentioned at the end of the book that Vetinari has run out of titles to give him!
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Crusader Kings: The players themselves tend to get titles like this, and even if you leave out the claims, they can get quite long...
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RainbowDoubleDash's Lunaverse:
Princess Luna's full title is "Princess Luna Equestris, Sovereign of the Three Tribes, Mistress of the Star Beasts, Shepard of the Sun and Moon, Empress of Cavallia."
Vicerein Puissance has over a hundred different titles that she's managed to acquire (or buy) over her long life, and in formal situations, she requires them to all be read out.
"Viscountess Twilight Sparkle, Lady of the Northern Reaches, Lady Protector of Poniswaza, Baronett of Lankswana, Stabledawn and Drum-Mark." As she puts it, her mom really likes handing out titles.
"Tirek. Lord of the Midnight Castle, The Shadow in the Soul, the Tyrant in the Pit, the Liar and the Thief, the Bringer of the Night That Never Ends, and Lord of All Sorrows."
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In The Queen's Thief, Eugenides racks up a long list of titles over the years, cumulating in: "Attolis Eugenides Eugenideides, By the will of the Great Goddess, annux over Hephestia's Peninsula, king of Attolia, king over Sounis, and Eddis, king from the Macheddic Mountains to the sea, king from the Melenzetti Pass to the River Lusimina, and by my oath to my god, now and for my life, Thief of Eddis."
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The King's titles in Randall Garrett's Lord Darcy stories: "John IV, by the Grace of God, King and Emperor of England, France, Scotland, Ireland, New England and New France, King of the Romans and Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, Defender of the Faith." That's the short version. The long one includes a bunch of knightly orders and additional Alternate Universe name-drops (e.g. Supreme Chief of the Moqtessumid Clan).
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Angel: "Cordelia Chase, The Venerable Monarch of Pylea, General of the Ravenous Legions, Eater of Our Enemy's Flesh, Prelate of the Sacrificial Blood Rites, and Sovereign Proconsul of Death."
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Damien Kilcannon Vryce from the Coldfire Trilogy, "Knight of King Gannon's Order of the Golden Flame, Companion of the Earth-Star Ascendant, and Reverend Father of the Church of the Unification of Human Faith on Erna."
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Redwall: The Big Bad of Mossflower is Tsarmina Greeneyes, Queen of Mossflower, Lady of the Thousand Eyes, Slayer of Enemies, Ruler of Kotir, Conqueror of all Creatures, and Daughter of Lord Greeneyes. She takes offense to the last one (having murdered her father for leadership) and has it stricken and replaced with "Tsarmina the Magnificent."
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Honor Harrington:
By the later books, the main character's full title is "Admiral of the Fleet and Captain HMS Unconquered Lady Dame Honor Stephanie Alexander-Harrington KGC MC PMV SG, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington, Countess White Haven."
Also, W.E.B. Du Havel has an unspecified amount of Ph.D.s (most of which aren't honorary), the Nobel-Shakra Prize for Human Aspiration, and the Solarian Medallion.
Honor's boss is "Elizabeth Adrienne Samantha Annette Winton, Grand Commander of the Order of King Roger, Grand Commander of the Order of Queen Elizabeth I, Grand Commander of the Order of the Golden Lion, Baroness of Crystal Pine, Baroness of White Sand, Countess of Tannerman, Countess of High Garnet, Grand Duchess of Basilisk, Princess Protector of the Realm, and, by God's grace and the will of Parliament, Queen Elizabeth III of the Star Kingdom of Manticore, and Empress Elizabeth I of the Star Empire of Manticore." Or Beth to her friends.
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In Umineko: When They Cry, while most witches have a single name and a simple title (Beatrice the Endless Witch, Bernkastel the Witch of Miracles, etc.), we are eventually introduced to Featherine Augustus Aurora, Majestic Witch of Theatregoing, Drama and Spectating, who is unsurprisingly one the most ancient and powerful witches. Bernkastel and Lambdadelta just call her "Auau," though.
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In the Looney Tunes short "Knight-Mare Hare", Bugs Bunny ends up in Medieval England and tussles with Sir Oh of Kay, Earl of Watercress, Sir Osis of the Liver, Knight of the Garter, and Baron of Woostercestershistershysterschustershustershirstershire.
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Lampshaded by Alf Stewart in Home and Away, talking about his sister, who is a judge. "She might have a lot of letters in front of her name, but whichever way you arrange them, they still spell 'idiot'."
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In Ozy and Millie, when Ozy's dad declared their house an independent country, he gave himself the title "Chief Diagonal Pumpkin Non-Hippopotamus Dragony Thingy-Dingy-Flingy Llewellyn the nineteenth". Almost certainly for comedic value.
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"President Führer King Bradley" of Fullmetal Alchemist, although "King" is just his very appropriate first name. He is both president of the country and head (Führer) of the military.
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In Star Trek: Discovery, Philippa Georgiou's Mirror Universe Evil Doppelgänger's full title is Her Most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Qo'noS,note deliberately mispronounced as "Kronos" Regina Andoria, Emperor of the Terran Empire Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius.
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The Fifth Elephant: "Ambassador Extraordinary to Uberwald, His Excellency, His Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh-Morpork, Commander of the City Watch, King of the River, Blackboard Monitor."
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Dawn of War: At the end of Dark Crusade's ork campaign, Warboss Gorgutz 'ead'unter is now Warboss Gorgutz Bloodspilla Ghostkilla Gunsmasha Deffkilla Daemonkilla Ragescreama 'ead'unter, one for every faction beaten.
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Cassandra Pentaghast from Dragon Age: Inquisition has both this and an Overly Long Name. note Her full set of titles, not including her sixteen names, would be Lady Seeker Cassandra Pentaghast, Right Hand of the Divine Justinia V, fourteenth cousin of the King of Nevarra, nine times removed, Hero of Orlais, and Agent of the Holy Inquisition. Cassandra—being Cassandra—will accompany you to the Empress's ball in Orlais and tell the page reading her names to just skip ahead.
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Harry Potter:
"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Order of Merlin, First Class; Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, and Grand Sorcerer. And Chocolate Frog Card... guy." Fittingly, he seems fonder of that last one than any of the others.
Though his titles are somewhat less illustrious and fraudulent (with the possible exception of the Charming Smile Awards), we also have "Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award."
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Calvin and Hobbes: Calvin's titles within the GROSS club are "the great Grandiose Dictator–for–Life, the Ruler Supreme, the Fearless, the Brave, the Held–High–in–Esteem, Calvin the Bold", and club meetings begin with reciting these. Bear in mind that this club has exactly two members...
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An example of this is Guan Yu. In 1614, the Wanli Emperor bestowed on Guan Yu the title "Holy Emperor Guan, the Great God Who Subdues Demons in the Three Worlds and Whose Awe Spreads Far and Moves Heaven". During the Qing dynasty, the Shunzhi Emperor gave Guan Yu the title of "Guan, the Loyal and Righteous God of War, the Holy Great Deity" in 1644. This title was expanded to "Guan the Holy Great Deity; God of War Manifesting Benevolence, Bravery and Prestige; Protector of the Country and Defender of the People; Prow and Honest Supporter of Peace and Reconciliation; Promoter of Morality, Loyalty and Righteousness", a total of 24 Chinese characters, by the mid-19th century.
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 Romance of the Three Kingdoms
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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends:
"Call me Benjamin... Edward... Factor... III... Esquire... DDS (holds up a toothbrush).
Also, Her Royal Duchess Diamond Persnickety, the First, Last and Only.
Thank goodness!
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 Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
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The Dresden Files: In one of the short stories, Harry is introduced as :Harry Dresden, magus, a commander of the Order of the Grey Cloak, sometime mortal Champion of Queen Mab and Esquire of the Court of Queen Titania." Even more amazing? Every single one of those titles is a major plot point. He's also known as "the Pizza Lord." That's the title that earned him an army.
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In An Empire of Ice and Fire, Daenerys racks up even more titles than in canon, and Jon gains plenty of his own after the pair are anointed Emperor and Empress of the newly formed Targaryen Empire.
Daenerys' full list of titles is "Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen-Stark, first of her name. Empress of the Targaryen Empire, Queen of the Andals, the Roynar, and First Men. Lady of Westeros and Queen in the North. Queen of New Valyria. Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea. Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, the Princess Who Was Promised. The Unburnt, Valyria Reborn. Joint Protector of the Pax Targaryana and Ruler of All She Surveys."
Jon's full list of titles is "Jon Imperator of House Stark-Targaryen, first of his name. Emperor of the Targaryen Empire. King in the North, Riverlands, and Vale. Lord of Westeros and Defender of the Valyrian People. Father of Dragons and Prince who was Promised. The Unburnt, the Resurrected. The White Wolf, the Dragonwolf. Friend of the Free Folk and Joint Protector of the Pax Targaryana."
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Oblivion: Quoting from the Dude, Where's My Respect? page, "Hello, I'm Sheogorath, Prince of Madness and Lord of the Shivering Isles, Archmage of the Mages' Guild, Master of the Fighters Guild, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Gray Fox of the Thieves Guild, Grand Champion of the Arena, The Hero of Kvatch, Savior of Bruma, Champion of Cyrodiil, and Divine Crusader. I wear the infinity plus one armor of Nigh-Invulnerability, my spells can bring doom to anything in my path, my sword will eat your soul, and I will summon a greater daedra to beat the shit out of you."
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 The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Video Game)
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BattleTech Expanded Universe:
In one of the novels, this is deliberately done by two of the protagonists at a state event as a lead-up to a massive wedding, just to stir up some drama. One is a war hero whose brother is an elite intelligence officer for the other side, and the other is a legendary mercenary Mechwarrior officer has been in self-imposed exile for eleven years. The former, of lower military and social standing, solely gets his rank announced, to little fanfare. The latter, being famous and infamous across more than half of the known galaxy, brings the entire room to complete dead silence and stillness when his name, titles, and ranks are called out, especially considering his part in personally destroying the political intrigues of around a good fifth of the guests present: Baron von Arc-Royal, Member of the Order of the Tamar Tigers, Knight Defender of the Draconis March, Regimental Holder of the Order of St. George, Colonel Morgan Kell of the Kell Hounds.
Another series of books, the Camacho's Caballeros trilogy by Victor Milan, had a recurring member of the regiment who fit this trope. Lieutenant Senior Grade Father Doctor Roberto "Call me Bob" Garcia, psychologist, sociologist, MechWarrior.
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Discworld:
Pyramids: "His Greatness the King Pteppicymon XXVIII, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of the Sun, Guardian of the Secret Knowledge, Lord of the Horizon, Keeper of the Way, the Flail of Mercy, the High-Born One, the Never-Dying King." He prefers "Teppic", but his vizier insists on reading out the full list every time.
The Fifth Elephant: "Ambassador Extraordinary to Uberwald, His Excellency, His Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh-Morpork, Commander of the City Watch, King of the River, Blackboard Monitor."
Mort:
"The Stealer of Souls, Defeater of Empires, Swallower of Oceans, Thief of Years, The Ultimate Reality, Harvester of Mankind, the" All right, all right. I can see myself in
"Queen Kelirehenna I, Lord of Sto Lat, Protector of the Eight Protectorates and Empress of the Long Thin Debated Piece Hubwards of Sto Kerrig." A reference to Queen Elizabeth, whose titles were even longer. (See Real Life below)
Vampires tend to collect names and titles as a hobby, though we've never been privy to a full one, mostly because they take up pages.
Rincewind simultaneously holds at least eighteen different posts at Unseen University, most of which are meaningless titles that nobody wanted; he is most commonly known as the "Assistant Librarian and Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography." Ponder Stibbons holds another twelve posts but in his case, the positions are ones that involve actual work and have some importance — Ponder's many jobs mean that he reports to himself and has more votes on the university council than everyone else combined.
From Unseen Academicals, we get Professor Macarona note D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University [Floor 2, Shrimp Packer's Building, Genua]), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor in Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCgfJ, Peciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substitute Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies) Becomes an Overly Long Gag when he insists the cheerleaders use his entire title, resulting in a simple cheer that takes up more than a page.
Averted by founder of the Agatean Empire One Sun Mirror. He was considered so awesome, he crossed the Bishōnen Line of Long List titles and was known simply as One Sun Mirror. Not even his tomb gives his titles—anyone who is in a position to find his tomb is going to know who he is just from the name alone.
Rather like Zhao Zheng, King of Qin and uniter/conqueror of China, styling himself simply "Shih Huangdi" (First Emperor). Says it all. (He intended for all later emperors for all time to be styled Second Emperor, Third Emperor, etc., but there never was a Fourth — the Qin dynasty fell and later dynasties did not follow the practice.)
In Raising Steam, we officially have "His Grace, His Excellence, His Blackboard-Monitorship, the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Lord of Ramkin Hall, King of the River." It is mentioned at the end of the book that Vetinari has run out of titles to give him!
The Assassins' Guild Diary describes Vetinari having about eight Guild degrees, including "Doctor of Applied Pathology." He's also Provost of Assassins.
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World of Warcraft: This is why the game doesn't let you display more than one of the titles you've earned at a time. Otherwise (even suppressing lesser included titles), a player could be Associate Professor Brewmaster Ambassador <name> Jenkins the Patient, the Explorer, Guardian of Cenarius, the Astral Walker, of the Ashen Verdict, Bane of the Fallen King, the Light of Dawn, Defender of a Shattered World, Destroyer's End.
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In User Unfriendly by Vivian Vande Velde, dwarf characters in the Rasmussem virtual reality game introduce themselves by listing their name and title, followed by the names and titles of all their ancestors. For example, the dwarf member of the party is "Feordin Macewielder, son of Feordan Sturdyaxe, grandson of Feordane Boldheart, brother to Feordone the Fearless, great-grandson of Feordine Stoutarm who served under Graggaman Maximus". After he is first introduced, the protagonist points out that this is a relatively short list of titles for a dwarf in the setting.
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In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, during the first scene King Arthur introduces himself as: "Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot, King of the Britons, Defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England."
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 Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Lampshaded by Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory: "I'm Dr Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, PhD, and SCD... OMG, right?"
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 The Big Bang Theory
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In the mid-credits scene of Eternals, Pip the Troll introduces Eros as "royal prince of Titan, brother of Thanos, the knave of hearts, defeater of Black Robert," (Eros: Roger...) "...Oh. Roger. The great adventurer, Starfox of Mystery Planet!"
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Minnesota Jones from Irregular Webcomic! has quite a few titles, that strip being only the beginning
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According to The Disaster Artist, Tommy Wiseau was the founder, president, CEO, treasurer, legal department, brand manager, administrative assistant (under the pseudonym of "John"), phone answerer, and mail opener of Wiseau Films.
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Dracula has an academic example with its well-read scholar: "Abraham Van Helsing, M.D., D.Ph., D.Litt., etc., etc."
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In Everworld the gods of Egypt are especially prone to this—Sobek won't even talk to you unless you address him as "Lord Sobek, god of the crocodiles of the Nile, called Rager, son of Seth and his consort Neith, called the nurse of crocodiles." Ra also has so many variants that a priest spends five full minutes listing them before the protagonists are led away; the priest stands there listing them anyway because the ritual is more important than their actual presence.
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Miko of The Order of the Stick introduces herself to the Monster in the Darkness as "Miko Miyazaki, samurai of the Sapphire Guard, loyal vassal of Lord Shojo, daughter of Eyko, and paladin of the Twelve Gods of the South". The MitD comments about how hard it must be to put all that on her business cards. Earlier, she attempted to introduce herself to Roy the same way when asked for her name, but Roy stopped paying attention.
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Parodied in Ratchet & Clank (2002) by Chairman Drek, who incrementally adds to his title at various points throughout the game for no other reason than satisfying his own ego. In the end, he is titled Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Drek.
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Skyrim:
If all DLC is installed, the Dragonborn can become Stormcrown; Ysmir, Dragon of the North, the Lastborn of Akatosh; slayer of Alduin; Harbinger of the Companions; Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold; Listener of the Dark Brotherhood; Guildmaster of the Thieves' Guild and Nightingale of Nocturnal; Thane of each of the nine holds in Skyrim; Hero of the Stormcloaks or Legate of the Imperial Legion; Agent of Mara; Agent of Dibella; "Qahnariin"note ("Vanquisher" in the dragon language); Champion of various Daedric Princes; honorary member of House Telvanni; warrior of the Dawnguard or Lord/Lady of Clan Volkihar; Friend of the Skaal of Solstheim; Chief of the Rieklings of Thirsk Hall; and Member of the Bards' College.
Player aside, there's also Saint Jiub the Eradicator: Hero of Morrowind and Savior of the Dunmer, who may be encountered during the Dawnguard questline and who doesn't appreciate the suggestion that a shorter title might make his book catchier.
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Iron Kingdoms: In WARMACHINE/HORDES, there is the Farrow Warlock called Lord Carver, Bringer of Most Massive Destruction, Esquire, the Third, Minion Farrow Warlock. It's abbreviated as Lord Carver, BMMD, Esq. III on his tracker/spell cards, and it still barely fits.
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Superman: The Animated Series "Warrior Queen". Take a drink every time Maxima introduces herself by her full titles.note I am the Lady Maxima, warrior queen, head of the royal house, leader of all Almerac!
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 Superman: The Animated Series
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In Crossing Jordan, when Dr. Jack Slocum takes over, the sign on his door reads Dr. Jack Slocum, MD, PhD, JD. Lily calls it "terrifying".
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Schlock Mercenary:
"Lota, Longshoreman of the Apocalypse, Hero of the Stationwaist, Foodlord of the Eatonrun, Portlord of the Poles, Grand Marshall, and King of the Second Age of the Free City State of Credomar." You may use pronouns, but only occasionally. Keep in mind that "Longshoreman of the Apocalypse" is not a title — it's LOTAs given name.
Another AI ruler is "Chinook, Keeper of the Acid Hammer and the Alkali Anvil, Mind of the Spindle, Minder of the World, Goodness made Manifest, and Goddess of Sea, Soil and Sky."
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In episode 51 of Soul Eater, Asura asks Maka just who she is. She replies "Academy Student Maka Albarn, one-star scythemeister". However, in the manga, it's a lot more complicated than that. An art book calls her "Maka Albarn, Meister to Death Scythe Soul Eater Evans". After completing her Deathscythe and joining Spartoi, it would be more like "Shibusen Spartoi Captain Maka Albarn, two-star Grigori Deathscythemeister to Soul Eater Evans".
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Heroes of the Storm: As part of a Meme Acknowledgment, Kel'thuzad's title in his intro spotlight is, to quote:
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Red Dwarf: Rimmer, sad pathetic weasel of a man that he is, would give his full title as Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc, SSc —in this case they stand for Bronze Swimming Certificate and Silver Swimming Certificate. This is made even worse when it's stated in one episode that he can't swim, meaning he was self-aggrandizing with forged/stolen swimming certificates, of all things!
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Exalted:
The Celestial Bureaucracy is made of this trope. Just for reference, terms like the Bureau of Destiny? Those are the unofficial names; the real name is Most Excellent Designers of Destiny and Sidereal Conjunctions, and the rest of the Bureaucracy has similarly lengthy and grandiose titles.
Deathlords also really enjoy this. The Princess Magnificent with Lips of Coral and Robes of Black Feathers would be the stand-out, and it's small wonder she's simply referred to as Princess Birdhat by the fans.
Autochthonia probably takes the cake, though, at least with one of the major segments of society: "The Five Magnificent Sodalities of Penultimate Truth and Intransigent Gospel", a machine priesthood (complete with reciting long prayers to the Great Maker before so much as turning on a light). Each of said Five Magnificent Sodalities has its own flowery name: the aforementioned lamp-lighters are properly referred to as "The Glorious Luminors of the Brilliant Rapture", for example.
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In the Overlord series, the player's Evil Overlord will gain an increasing number of titles that reference specific accomplishments in the games, often varying depending on the choices they made. You only ever hear them from Quaver, though.
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Cable: "Nathan Christopher Charles Dayspring Askani'son Summers". Or as Deadpool calls him, Priscilla.
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The Parselmouth of Gryffindor: Hermione gradually becomes one of these. By Chapter 50, she can truthfully sign a letter with Hermione J. Granger, Lady Macbrains of the Order of the Junior Marauders, Order of Merlin (2nd Class), Personal Advisor to Minister Cornelius O. Fudge, Knight of the Phoenix, Ambassador of the Violin Nation, Hogwarts student.
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In the novel Star Trek: The Battle of Betazed, other Betazoid nobles are shown to have equally lengthy titles: Sark Enaran is the scion of the Fourth House of Betazed, Heir to the Blessed Books of Katara, and Holder of the Sacred Scepter of Betazed.
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In Avengers: Infinity War, Loki introduces himself as "Loki, Prince of Asgard, Odinson, the rightful King of Jötunheim, God of Mischief."
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My Family and Other Equestrians has the way King Sombra refers to himself in the introduction of the book Blade Star reads in chapter 57: "Written by His Most Excellent Imperial Majesty, High King Sombra the Great. Sole Ruler and Emperor of the Grand Imperial Crystal Empire, and the Dominions, Territories and Dependents of the same. Commander in Chief of His Most Imperial Majesty's Forces by Land and by Sea. First Minister of Imperial Crystal Legislature, Head of the Privy Council and High Lord of the Grand Judiciary and Star Chamber of the same. Governor of the Imperial First City of the Crystal Empire. Holder of the Glorious Crystal Heart and Master of the Forbidden Crystal Palace..." It keeps going for four pages!
To be fair, a common way to refer to royalty 1000 years ago was by adding lots of titles to them, and royalty such as the Queen of England still do that today, see the Real Life examples below.
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The Warden in Dragon Age: Origins, if you play as the Human Noble, can eventually be styled as: His/Her Royal Highness Lord/Lady Cousland, Queen/Prince-Consort of Ferelden, Teyrn/a of Gwaren, Arl/essa of Denerim, Arl/essa of Amaranthine, heir/ess presumptive to the Teyrnir of Highever, Warden-Commander of the Order of Fereldan Grey Wardens, Hero of Ferelden.
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A later book in The Lost Fleet series gives us one "His Excellency Captain Commodore First Rank Stellar Guard of the Fist of the People Earun Tavistorevas, Paramount of the Shield of Sol," commander of a small and not very impressive taskforce of warships "guarding" the Sol system from the supposed aggression of The Alliance, who built a hyperspace gate there without securing the necessary planning permission.note Considering what happens when a hyperspace gate gets blown up, which the Alliance didn't find out until much later they might have had a point in hindsight. He gets very tetchy when Admiral Geary shortens his title to the more manageable "Captain-Commodore Tavistorevas", and the conversation just goes downhill from there.
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Ultra Fast Pony: In "Faith to Faith", the Flim Flam Brothers attempt to gain converts to their faith in "the one true alicorn": "King Lord High Commander Darkflame Steelwings, the Magnificent!" As the episode goes on, it becomes increasingly obvious that Flim and Flam just made up Darkflame Steelwings, particularly when Flam says his name and title wrong.
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Lampshaded by Joan of Arc (La Pucelle) in Shakespeare's Henry VI Part 1, Act 4, Scene 7:
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The Frog King in Death's Door:
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From Unseen Academicals, we get Professor Macarona note D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University [Floor 2, Shrimp Packer's Building, Genua]), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor in Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCgfJ, Peciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substitute Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies) Becomes an Overly Long Gag when he insists the cheerleaders use his entire title, resulting in a simple cheer that takes up more than a page.
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The Madness of King George: Implied by one of the royal characters having so many titles that he's surprised to discover one of them.
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Disney Ducks Comic Universe: In Don Rosa's A Little Something Special, the bad guys made a stalling tactic out of introducing the "Last of the Clan McDuck, Master of the Mississippi, Buckaroo of the Badlands, Cowboy Captain of the Cutty Sark, Raider of the Copper Hill, Laird of Castle McDuck, Terror of the Transvaal, Vigilante of Pizen Bluff, Dreamtime Duck of the Never-Never, King of the Klondike, Billionaire of Dismal Downs, Invader of Fort Duckburg, Sharpie of the Culebra Cut, Empire Builder from Calisota, Richest Duck in the World, Scrooge "Buck" McDuck."
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Dungeons & Dragons:
Gnomes, or at least the ones from Dragonlance, are said to collect names like some people collect stamps. They start out with a birth name and a family name, then get a childhood nickname, adult name, and any earned nicknames along the way. Their towns are named in a similar fashion. The capital's name is "Mount Nevermind", "nevermind" being what a human ambassador hastily interrupted with when he made the mistake of asking what the gnomes called it.
The Forgotten Realms setting has the desert region of Calimshan, where names and titles are a matter of pride. A Calishite name would start by listing the person's titles from greatest importance to least, and then their given name, the name of their parents, the family name, and the name of their hometown, in that order. In a formal setting, it's customary to address a Calishite with as long and complete a name as possible. People in the higher classes often have an abundance of titles, to the point that many choose to omit them for the sake of brevity, performing an annuv gesture in place of each title omitted.
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In Dwarf Fortress, this can happen to just about anything if they kill enough, even animals. Also in DF, when you encounter a demon in adventure mode they will give a huge list of titles, names, and deeds when they introduce themselves (before lighting you on fire and beating you to death with their elf bone crown.)
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The Knight and Rogue Series has "The man whose name is not Jack Bannister" who, admittedly, in neither the one who came up with that title nor using the name Jack Bannister anymore. It's mostly how Fisk refers to him.
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Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures: Dan's introduction
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Hellsister Trilogy: Black Adam introduces himself to Dev-Em thus: "I am Teth-Adam, called Mighty Adam and then Black Adam by the ancient wizard who gave me my powers, and I hail from the Black Land of Egypt. I was the slayer of a Pharaoh, six millennia past. I was exiled to the farthest star for my crime, but made my way back to Earth, where I made war against the wizard's late-coming allies, those who were called Marvels. Mine is the endurance of Shu, the strength of Hershef, the power of Amon, the wisdom of Zehuti, the speed of Anpu, and the courage of Menthu."
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Averted by founder of the Agatean Empire One Sun Mirror. He was considered so awesome, he crossed the Bishōnen Line of Long List titles and was known simply as One Sun Mirror. Not even his tomb gives his titles—anyone who is in a position to find his tomb is going to know who he is just from the name alone.
Rather like Zhao Zheng, King of Qin and uniter/conqueror of China, styling himself simply "Shih Huangdi" (First Emperor). Says it all. (He intended for all later emperors for all time to be styled Second Emperor, Third Emperor, etc., but there never was a Fourth — the Qin dynasty fell and later dynasties did not follow the practice.)
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On Noveria in Mass Effect, you find an irritating (even for a salarian) administrator named Rannadril Ghan Swa Fulsoom Karaten Narr Eadi Bel Anoleis. He apparently sees himself as the big shot in the port city where you land, but later you have the option of busting him for corruption. A salarian's full name consists (in order) of homeworld, nation, city, district, clan name, and given name. However, they usually shorten them when dealing with other races.
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In the Book of Isaiah in The Bible, a child (taken by many Christians to be a prophesy of Christ) is described as follows (NIV): "And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace."
This is lampshaded in Barbara Robinson's book The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Upon hearing the verse, a young child shouts, "My God! He'd never make it through the third grade if he had to write all that!"
In Paul's epistles, he typically introduces himself by variations of the relatively short "Paul, apostle of Christ Jesus by the will of God". But in his letter to the Romans, he really rambles on:
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In The Hidden Almanac, mention is occasionally made of friend-of-the-podcast Her Imperial Majesty Queen Raganthoth IV, Ruler of the Glass Wastes and Protector of the Coriander Isles.
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Gulliver's Travels: "Golbasto Momarem Evlame Gurdilo Shefin Mully Ully Gue, most mighty Emperor of Lilliput, delight and terror of the universe, whose dominions extend five thousand blustrugs [about twelve miles in circumference] to the extremities of the globe; monarch of all monarchs, taller than the sons of men; whose feet press down to the centre, and whose head strikes against the sun; at whose nod the princes of the earth shake their knees; pleasant as the spring, comfortable as the summer, fruitful as autumn, dreadful as winter."
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Emperor Mage opens with one of these about Prince Kaddar leading into a prosaic wish for his Tortallan visitors to show up so he can stop baking in the heat.
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A Boy, a Girl and a Dog: The Leithian Script: As Luthien tells it, the name of the giant wolf Carcharoth — meaning "Red Maw" — is a real shortened version of what he calls himself, which is a long list of titles and boasts about how fearsome and monstrous he is.
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Masks of Aygrima: "His Royal Highness Chell cor Chell cor Arriken, Prince of the Golden Shore, Duke of the Southern Deep, and Protector of the Holy Fountain."
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In The Mikado, Pooh-Bah is: Master of the Rolls, Master of the Buckhounds, Groom of the Backstairs, First Lord of the Treasury, Solicitor, Lord Chamberlain, Attorney-General, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Privy Purse, Lord Chief Justice, Leader of the Opposition, Paymaster-General, Lord High Auditor, Archbishop of Titipu, First Commissioner of Police, Private Secretary, Groom of the Second Floor Front, Lord Mayor and Judge Ordinary. Indeed the only position in city government he does not hold is that of Lord High Executioner; his shorter title is Lord High Everything Else. Modern productions like to add some titles, to introduce more contemporary humour. Examples would be Director of Homeland Security or Husband of Elizabeth Taylor.
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In The Prince Commands, the eponymous prince's full name is "Michael Karl Johann Stefan Rene Eric Marie, Prince and Lord of Rein, First Lord of the Kingdom, Duke of Casnov, Count of Urnt, Baron of Kelive," plus several others, including colonelcy of three different units.
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This is also why Star Wars: The Old Republic only allows you to display one title and one legacy title. Otherwise, (even suppressing legacy titles and faction-specific titles), a player could be Big Time Drouk Hunter Warstalker Unlucky Lucky Minesweeper Dread Slayer Pilot Dragonslayer Elite Warlord <name> Rakghoul's Bane, Red Rhombus, the Throne Breaker, the Infernal, the Unyielding, the Resurgent, the Furious, the Eternal Warrior, from Beyond.
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The Lord of the Rings: "Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Chieftain of the Dúnedain of the North, King of Arnor, King of Gondor, and Lord of Andúnië" (It bears mentioning that Andúnië now lies at the bottom of the sea.) Also known as Elessar Telcontar, Strider, Wingfoot, Longshanks, and Thorongil, alias Estel.
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All of the Crimson Demon Clan in KonoSuba introduce themselves by listing off as many titles they think they can get away with while adopting whatever cool poses they can think of. However, as the clan is centralized in a relatively small village most can only get out the type of magic they specialize in, and something along the lines of "Proprietor of the Foremost Bakerey", "Future Author", or "Foremost Brother Lover". Interestingly this is considered a proper greeting and one member was relieved that Kazuma performed it correctly, unaware Kazuma was making fun of him.
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An actual plot point in a quest in RuneScape where the full title of a pharaoh queen you must restore is so long, the modern copy is inaccurate and you must obtain the original.
And just for fun, while like most other games only a single title can be displayed at a time, only including highest-tier titles from quest storylines, the player can be known as: Vyrelord, Artful Dodger, Archmage, Tzhaar, the Annihilator, the Gallant, the Valiant, the Pious, the Prepared, the Champion, the Swindler, of the Myreque, of Vampyrium, the Enforcer, the Ultimate Quester, the World Guardian
The achievement ones, if you may: Bukalla's Heir, Pontifex, Supreme Defender, Tenacity of Zarytes, Swiftness of the Aviansie, Strength of Ourgs, Finesse of the Icyene, the Last Rider, the Warden, the Warmonger, Banisher of Shadows, the Thunderous, the Defeater, the Faceless One, King of the Damned, the Ravensworn, the Liberator, the Lone Fury, the Boundless, the Fairest of Them All, Scion of Viggora, Scourge of the Wild, Warmaster of Bandos, Zilyana's Bane, the Penance Slayer, Master of All... you get the idea.
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Girl Genius: Sir Othar Tryggvassen has murdered enough sparks to fill a stadium, but his Title Drop is so large it takes up the whole business card anyway.
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In Tales of the Magic Land, Urfin Jus had to cut his title by half after his ministers tried to repeat it.
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Total War: Pharaoh: Parodied. Merneptah's scribe and fan-bearer are briefly shown rolling their eyes when Merneptah lists off Ramesses II's full litany of titles.
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In Flaky Pastry it seems that when an entire long-lived species consists of aristocrats, even relative outcasts like Zintiel accumulate a list of titles that takes 15 minutes to recite.
And then we meet some of the royal family.
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Chasing Dragons: For his part in leading efforts to put down a slave rebellion in Volantis, Viserys is awarded the titles Master of Arms and Men, Proconsul of the Western Territories, Prefect of the Black Walls, and Captain-General of the City, in addition to soon after being elected to a Triarch seat.
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The Transformers (IDW): "Ultra Magnus. Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord and Director of Security."
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Most rulers in The Wheel of Time tend to have these kinds of titles:
The Amyrlin seat is: "Watcher of the Seals, the Flame of Tar Valon, the Amyrlin Seat."
Rand is named a truly astonishing number of things, although some are carryovers from his last incarnation, Lews Therin Telamon. Altogether, he is: "The Dragon Reborn/The Dragon, the Coramoor, The Car'a'carn, He Who Comes With the Dawn, Shadowkiller, King of Illian, Blademaster, Founder of the Black Tower, Summoner of the Rods of Dominion, Bearer of the Ring of Tamyrlin, First Among Servants, The Promised One, Champion of the Light, Lord of the Morning, Prince of the Dawn, True Defender of Light." He actually sometimes intentionally introduces himself with none of them whatsoever, using simply his name or perhaps just his primary title, in a display which seems to simply intensify the effect and make people even more conscious of just how much of the Westland is under his control (answer, around half-ish).
The Queen of Andor is styled as " [Name], by the Grace of the Light, Queen of Andor, Defender of the Realm, Protector of the People, High Seat of House [Surname]."
Lampshaded as being a predilection chiefly of the southern monarchs; the northern ones, particularly on the Borderlands, tend to avert this. Lan is this trope though—al'Lan Mandragoran, Lord of the Seven Towers, Lord of the Lakes, True Blade of Malkier, Defender of the Wall of First Fires, Bearer of the Sword of the Thousand Lakes, May He Sever the Shadow, Warder to Moiraine Sedai of the Blue Ajah / Nynaeve Sedai of the Yellow Ajah—but he almost never uses his doorstopper title.
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Kill Six Billion Demons
All of the Seven Demiurges bear particularly bombastic titles, each containing one of the Seven Syllables of Royalty.
Queen Nadia Om, the Blood Flower, Imperatrix of the Gates of Fire, Bearer of the word GLORY, and Goddess of the Seven Part World.
Incubus, Lord of the Golden Army, Sword King of the Middle Army, Bearer of the Word FLAME and God of the Seven Part World.
Mammon, the Grand Dragon, Scaled God of the Deep, Master of the Infinite Vault, Lord of Yre-Ynamon, Bearer of the Word TOWER, and God of the Seven-Part World.
Solomon David, God-Emperor of the Celestial Empire and Grand Master of Ki Rata, Bearer of the Word DIAMOND and God of the Seven Part World.
Gog-Agog, Queen of Worms, the Great Devourer, Scourge of Worlds, Bearer of the Word BEAST and God of the Seven Part World.
Chakravartin Jagganoth, Wheel-Turning King, Red Eyed Heir, Pankrator, the God Eater, Bearer of the Word BLADE and Destroyer of the Seven Part World.
Jadis, The Witch in Glass, The Prophet, The Lady of Infinite Repose, Bearer of the SHAPE and Former Bearer of the Word MIND.
Certain angels also have titles in this style, on top of their Name That Unfolds Like Lotus Blossom tendencies.
2 Michael, Wielder of the White Flame, First Among the Secondborn.
The Igneous Angel 6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe, Speaker for the Holy Thorn Knights.
Even some devils hold titles like this.
Praman Nand, Lord Androsphinx of the Gilded Cage, Ruler of Hell 71.
Yabalchoath, Thief-Queen of the Shadeside Rim, Night-Walker, Life-Plucker.
Allison also has one: Kill Six Billion Demons, The Heir, Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel-Smashing Lord.
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In the film of Anne of the Thousand Days, it is explained that Cardinal Wolsey actually holds more titles than King Henry.
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Marissa Picard: "Marissa Amber Flores Picard Gordon, Princess and Heir to the Throne of the Planet Essex, Commanding Admiral of Starfleet, Titleholder of the Triple Crown, and Lord High Commander of All Kids Crews Everywhere." Did we mention that she hates titles?
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Gillion Tidestrider in Just Roll With It Show has a never-ending list of titles that he has given himself. These include Gillion Tidestrider, champion of the undersea, hero of the deep, singer and songwriter of Gillion And The Tidestrider's "Hole in Your Heart", walking fish, knighter of Julien that one time, moisture master, The One, Paramount Champion, Defenestrator of Adulterers, Weed Eater, and Horse Tamer.
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In Moana, the title character addresses legendary hero Maui as "Shapeshifter, Demigod of the Wind and Sea". Maui points out she forgot to add "Hero of Men" to that title.
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The Elder Scrolls:
Morrowind:
Leaving aside the optional joinable factions, the Nerevarine is Nerevarine and Hortator (of House Hlaalu, House Redoran and House Telvanni), Hearthfriend of the Ashlanders, Bloodskaal to the Skaal and Operative in the Blades (although that last is supposed to be secret and so not actually put on a business card). If optional joinable factions are included, this is easily doubled: Factor in the East Empire Company, Master of the Fighters Guild, Primate of the Imperial Cult, Knight of the Imperial Dragon in the Imperial Legion's Order of Ebonheart, Arch-Mage of the Mages Guild, Master Thief of the Thieves Guild, Grandmaster of the Morag Tong, Patriarch of the Tribunal Temple and either Archmagister of House Telvanni, Archmaster of House Redoran or Grandmaster of House Hlaalu).
In the backstory, the Dwemer architect who devised a method and the tools necessary to tap into the Heart of Lorkhan, Kagrenac, had such a title: Chief Tonal Architect, Magecrafter, High Priest, High Engineer, Arcane Philosopher, and Pioneer in the field of Mythopeic Forces.
Oblivion: Quoting from the Dude, Where's My Respect? page, "Hello, I'm Sheogorath, Prince of Madness and Lord of the Shivering Isles, Archmage of the Mages' Guild, Master of the Fighters Guild, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Gray Fox of the Thieves Guild, Grand Champion of the Arena, The Hero of Kvatch, Savior of Bruma, Champion of Cyrodiil, and Divine Crusader. I wear the infinity plus one armor of Nigh-Invulnerability, my spells can bring doom to anything in my path, my sword will eat your soul, and I will summon a greater daedra to beat the shit out of you."
Skyrim:
If all DLC is installed, the Dragonborn can become Stormcrown; Ysmir, Dragon of the North, the Lastborn of Akatosh; slayer of Alduin; Harbinger of the Companions; Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold; Listener of the Dark Brotherhood; Guildmaster of the Thieves' Guild and Nightingale of Nocturnal; Thane of each of the nine holds in Skyrim; Hero of the Stormcloaks or Legate of the Imperial Legion; Agent of Mara; Agent of Dibella; "Qahnariin"note ("Vanquisher" in the dragon language); Champion of various Daedric Princes; honorary member of House Telvanni; warrior of the Dawnguard or Lord/Lady of Clan Volkihar; Friend of the Skaal of Solstheim; Chief of the Rieklings of Thirsk Hall; and Member of the Bards' College.
Player aside, there's also Saint Jiub the Eradicator: Hero of Morrowind and Savior of the Dunmer, who may be encountered during the Dawnguard questline and who doesn't appreciate the suggestion that a shorter title might make his book catchier.
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Lampshaded by King Robert Baratheon. Lying on his deathbed and dictating his will to Ned Stark, he realises he's going to have to list the stupidly long train of titles that officially follow his name (see above: Literature: A Song of Ice and Fire), which results in this chuckle-worthy line:
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Good Omens: "The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness." Or Adam.
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Pyramids: "His Greatness the King Pteppicymon XXVIII, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of the Sun, Guardian of the Secret Knowledge, Lord of the Horizon, Keeper of the Way, the Flail of Mercy, the High-Born One, the Never-Dying King." He prefers "Teppic", but his vizier insists on reading out the full list every time.
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In The Exception, Sigfurd introduces Captain Brandt to the former German Emperor Wilhelm II and his wife:
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The Qur'an opens "In the name of Allah, the All Beneficent, The Most Merciful in Essence, The Compassionate, The Most Gracious..." and according to Islam, although there's no definitive list, there's another 95 attributes of God.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Galadriel of the Noldor, Daughter of the Golden House of Finarfin, Commander of the Northern Armies of High King Gil-galad
... and Halbrand of the Southlands.
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Brawlhalla has Lord Sir Roland Somerset Montgomery, Duke of the Three Isles, Lord of Havershant, Slayer of the Bilious Dragon, Protector of the Illythians, Victor of the Siege of Alsburg, Haver of a Great Beard, Defender of the Danes, Conqueror of Guilardia, Prince of the Glorious Summer of '14, Knight of the Order of the Exalted Lion, Honorary Abbott of Canterbury Cathedral, Champion of the City of Bath, Marshall of the Eastlands, Knight of the Crimson Buckle, Admiral of the Northern Seas, etc. He's more commonly called Sir Roland, for obvious reasons.
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In Get Smart, Johnny Carson had a cameo as a herald announcing a princess:
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Parodied in Kaamelott. Merlin explains that when two enchanters have a Wizard Duel, it's traditional for them to use all their titles beforehand. However, he cuts it short when he realizes Elias's list is much more impressive.
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A Master of Djinn: At the end, Ahmad calls himself “Lord Sobek, Masters of the Waters, the Rager, Lord of Faiyum, Defender of the Land, General of the Royal Armies� in his letter to Fatma.
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Tales of Graces: In one of the messed-up "We are..." victory skits, Hubert, Malik, and Richard each declare their full names and titles at the same time, ticking off Asbel.
Tales of the Abyss also includes one, courtesy of Anise:
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In Lady Mechanika, Commander Winter's full title is "Lady Katherine de Winter, Countess of the St. Germaines, Bearer of the Seventh Key of the Inner Collective".
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If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device: The Emperor's Custodians earn middle names each time they do magnificent deeds. Captain-General "Kitten" has a ridiculously long list of middle names that he earned from having to do all of his unit's actual work for the last 10,000 years. It's implied to have gone on for several minutes before the audience was let in on the gag, and he only got halfway to his last name.
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Momosuzu Nene of hololive has a penchant for giving herself over-the-top descriptors that culminated in the long title of "Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God �方�敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無� 無敵 無� Nenechi."
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Game of Thrones:
Lampshaded by King Robert Baratheon. Lying on his deathbed and dictating his will to Ned Stark, he realises he's going to have to list the stupidly long train of titles that officially follow his name (see above: Literature: A Song of Ice and Fire), which results in this chuckle-worthy line:
Later lampshaded by Littlefinger. When he becomes Lord of Harrenhal, upon learning of the other titles his arranged marriage will associate him with, Littlefinger quips "Titles do seem to breed titles."
Played perfectly straight by Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Defender of the Faith, Princess of Dragonstone, Liberator of Astapor and Yunkai, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons. Unusually for this trope, in addition to her inherited titles, several of these are titles that we have actually seen Daenerys earn personally over the course of the series. That's why her list is a little longer. Her titles are basically a summary of her story arc. She has so many that Missandei, who is usually the one announcing all these titles, has been known to mix up the order on occasion.
Jon Snow, to a lesser extent. Jon Snow, King in the North and the Vale, Lord of Winterfell, The Man Who Returned From The Dead, The White Wolf, 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and, quite possibly, Rightful King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men.
However, when Jon Snow finally does meet Queen Daenerys, there's a comic sequence when he and Davos Seaworth listen to her by then looong list of titles, only for Davos to introduce Jon lamely, "This is Jon Snow... he's King in the North.". Davos isn't one for standing on ceremony. It also underscores the fact that Daenerys is in Westeros now where her Essos titles do not mean much and she has not really earned her Westeros titles yet. Jon being King in the North is a very big deal and he does not need much more to establish who he is.
Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Warden of the West, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands, Hand of the King and Savior of the City, which is ironic considering the previous time he led an army to King's Landing was to sack it. In the books, he also holds the honorific title of Shield of Lannisport.
Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach, and Master of Coin. Or as Davos calls him, "Lord of Lofty Titles".
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The Reynard Cycle: "His Royal Highness, Lionel the First, King of Arcasia, Duke of Arcas, Lord of Calyx, and Protector of the Realm."
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From the Deryni works:
His Majesty, King Kelson Cinhil Rhys Anthony Haldane, by the Grace of God, King of Gwynedd, Prince of Meara, and Lord of the Purple March.
His Royal Highness, The High and Mighty Prince Nigel Cluim Gwydion Rhys Haldane, Duke of Carthmoor and Regent of Gwynedd.
The Most High, Potent, and Noble His Grace The Duke of Corwyn, General Sir Alaric Anthony Morgan, Lord General of the Armies and King's Champion.
The Most High, Potent, and Noble His Grace The Duke of Cassan, Sir Duncan Howard McLain, Priest and Bishop.
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Discussed in Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, where Kobayashi mentions that part of the reason that she doesn't want to accept the role as guardian of the region is because her title would be "Jigokumeguri Company Chief and Oborozuka Area Guardian • Kobayashi".
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Prince Caspian, when Peter sends his challenge to Miraz and has to "recall to his mind the language in which he had written such things long ago in Narnia's Golden Age":
And then, just to rub it in, Peter adds the almost-as-long string of titles belonging to Edmund, who is delivering the message for him: "Edmund the Just, Duke of Lantern Waste, Count of the Western March and Knight of the Noble Order of the Table."
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Warhammer:
Warhammer 40,000: The Chaos Marine Lord Lufgt Huron has acquired many titles over his years of rebellion and piracy including the Tyrant of Badab, the Blackheart, Master of the Red Corsairs, Lord of the Maelstrom, the Blood Reaver.
The Chaos God Tzeentch has more titles than his brother gods including the Architect of Fate, the Changer of the Ways, the Great Conspirator, the Great Mutator, the Great Schemer, the Master of Fortune and the Trickster Supreme.
Warhammer Fantasy:
Tomb Kings tend to accumulate these over long lives and centuries of unlife. The first and greatest of them, Settra, has a list that it takes his herald two hours to recite, usually shortened to "the Imperishable".
The Ogre Kingdoms are led by Overtyrant Greasus Goldtooth, or to give him his full title, Tradelord Greasus Tribestealer Drakecrush Gatecrasher Hoardmaster Goldtooth the Shockingly Obese.
Archaon the Everchosen, the current Everchosen of the forces of Chaos and a strong contender for the Big Bad of the setting, has quite a few titles, with Everchosen simply being the most important. They include Lord of the End Times, Chaos Incarnate, Herald of the Apocalypse, Warlord of the forces of Chaos United, Scourge of the Empire, Destroyer of Worlds, and most recently also Exalted Grand Marshal of the Apocalypse. In a Badass Boast he once gave, he also called himself the Anointed, the Favored Son of Chaos, the Scourge of the World.
The full title of the leader of the Empire is Karl Franz I von Holswig-Schliestein, Protector of the Empire, Defier of the Dark, Emperor Himself and the Son of Emperors, Elector Count of Reikland, Prince of Altdorf and Count of the West March.
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Critical Role:
Lord Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Sophist of Native Ingenuity. His friends call him Percy.
By the end of Campaign 1, Vex counts too, her full title being Lady Vex'ahlia de Rolo, Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone, Grand Mistress of the Gray Hunt, and Champion of Pelor.
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In an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick and SpongeBob are pretending to be scientists to impress some of Sandy's academic colleagues, and Patrick keeps insisting on more and more fake titles when SpongeBob addresses him— "That's Mister Doctor Professor Patrick, Sir to you!"
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Warhammer 40,000: The Chaos Marine Lord Lufgt Huron has acquired many titles over his years of rebellion and piracy including the Tyrant of Badab, the Blackheart, Master of the Red Corsairs, Lord of the Maelstrom, the Blood Reaver.
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Codex Equus: Several characters have ridiculously long lists of names, ex-names, and titles. Chief among them is King Tunglið Hreinsar Innlausn-Heimdrasil, the Sovereign of Cycles (Formerly Prince Canticum Lunae Cahaya (Formerly Moon Ray Vaughoof, the King of Blues (Also may be called Kematian Cahaya, the Prince of Death, Kelahiran Semula Cahaya, the Prince of Reincarnation, or Kehidupan Cahaya, the Prince of Life depending on what day it is))). In polite conversation, you might as well just call him 'Sir'.
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In Project × Zone 2: Brave New World, people are impressed at Aty's resume where she's a former soldier in the army, a teacher, and a summoner.
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In Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Jack Sparrow has trouble identifying the man before whom he is brought in chains. Note that this is a textbook rendition of George II's actual titles.
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The Vel'Sharen family of Drowtales has quite a list of official titles for themselves. Imperial Family of Chel'el'sussoloth, Descendants of the Val'Sharess, Voice of the Goddess, Savior of the Nine Nations, Leaders of the Lath and Ssu People, Keepers of Dragons, Defenders of Felde, Sha'shi, Dariya'ko and all the Deep Territories.
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Shin Godzilla: A Running Gag throughout the film is Rando Yaguchi (the main protagonist) getting more and more ranks in the Japanese government as the situation regarding Godzilla escalates, and all of these ranks being shown on-screen as Boss Subtitles. By the time the movie hits its climax, Yaguchi's entire list of assigned jobs is so big that it doesn't even fit the movie screen, let alone a business card — it's all a huge splotch of barely-understandable Kanji.
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In Emerald City, each of the Cardinal Witches has a string of titles attached to their office:
Glinda is the Maiden of Northern Light, Mother of the Sound and Pure.
East is the Mistress of the Eastern Woods, Most Merciful and Stern.
West is the Mistress of the Western Fields, Vessel of Truth and Solace.
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The King Nobody Wanted:
Zor Alexi of Sarnor is introduced by Lok of Far Ib as "Lord of the Silver Hall, Master of the Two Hundred Gates, Chanter of the Names of the Thirtyfold Thirty Gods, the Pearl Beyond Price, the Thread Which Does Not Diminish, Friend to the Supplicant, Staff to the Needy, He Who Is, First Lord of Saath, and High Prince of the Sarnor". This apparently an abbreviated list of his full titles, and serves as an ironic highlighting of Sarnor's downfallen and very diminished state. During a later meeting, Zor Dmitri gives a few more... "Prince of the Line Illustrious, Son of Mishka, Grandson of Zor Fyodor, Blood of the High Kings, Heir to the Line Regnal", and by Alexi's account, there are still more.
Zor Dmitri demonstrates this is a trait of Sarnori nobles, giving his list of titles as "Lord of the Halls of Battle, Shield to His People, Scourge to His Foes, Speaker of the Name of Victory, Prince of the Line Triumphant, Son of Zor Yaropolk, Grandson of Zor Olag, the Sword of Battle, the Arrow That Does Not Miss, Breaker of Bones, Crusher of Wills, He Whose Hands Are Red, Blood of the Fated, First Lord and Sovereign of Mardosh."
The head of House Saan is titled "Prince of the Narrow Sea, Master of the Last Lonely House, Heir to the Glory, Keeper of the Flame, Sovereign of the Waters, First and Last of the First and Last House of the Glorious Freehold of Valyria". And they aren't above acquiring more titles.
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Star Wars (Marvel 2015): The "Mutiny on Mon Cala" arc features "Urtya, Grand Admiral of the Mon Cala Mercantile Fleet, Regent of Mon Cala, Dual Protector of the Two People, and Warden of the King in exile." There's implied to be more titles involved, but he cuts Threepio off before he can get to them.
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In the second episode of Horatio Hornblower, Horatio is handed an announcement from a Spanish dignitary to translatenote the letter itself being in French and finds a long list after the Duke of Belchite's name, reading each one out as though he's hoping this will be the last one and finding it's not. Captain Pellew eventually gets fed up and cuts him off.
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One Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch has the camera pan over an overly long name plate note It actually goes off the edge of the desk and around two walls, including a liftable section in front of the door. reading: Professor Sir Sir Adrian Furrows F.R.S., F.RC.S., F.R.C.P., M.D.M.S. (Oxon), M.A., Ph.D., M.Sc. (Cantab), Ph.D. (Syd), F.R.G.S., F.R.C.O.G., F.F.A.R.C.S., M.S. (Birm), M.S. (Liv), M.S. (Guadalahara), M.S. (Karach), M.S. (Edin), B.A. (Chic), B.Litt. (Phil), D.Litt (Phil), D.Litt (Arthur and Lucy), D.Litt (Ottawa), D.Litt (All other places in Canada except Medicine Hat), B.Sc.9 Brussels, Liège, Antwerp, Asse, (and Cromer).
From Episode Six: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
From episode 27, there's also Erik Njorl...son of Frothgar, brother of Hangnor, son of Gudleif, half brother of Thorgier, mother of Thorkel Braggart, slayer of Goodmun the Powerful, who knew Howal, son of Geernon, son of Erik from Valdalsec, son of Arval Gristlebeard, son of Harken, who killed Bjortguaard on Sochndale in Norway over Gudreed, daughter of Thorkel Long, son of Kettle-Trout, half-son of Harviyoun Half-troll, father of Ingbare the Brave,who with Isenbert of Gottenburg the daughter of Hangbard the Fierce...
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Galavant: At the end of season 1, King Richard's older brother, Kingsley, has returned from self-imposed exile, driven out Richard, and claimed his throne. When Richard's bodyguard, Gareth, is trying to explain why he let Richard escape, Richard's wife, Queen Madalena, gets tired of Kingsley and stabs him in the back. Gareth takes his place, and by the first episode of season 2 his official title has become the guy who was with the queen when she killed the guy who was kinda the king. And everyone refers to him that way every time. By the end of the episode, Madalena lets him officially become king just to make his title easier.
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In Once Upon a Mattress, Winnifred's title is Princess of Icolmkill, Guardian of the Midgard Serpent and Warden of the Ragnorok Marsh Lily.
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In The Locked Tomb the Emperor of the Nine Houses has had ten thousand years to accumulate titles. The full list is never said, but includes: "The Man Who Became God and the God Who Became Man, The King Undying, the Necrolord Prime, God, the Resurrector, Kindly Prince of Death, the Necromancer Divine, His Celestial Kindliness, Lord of the Sharpest Edge, Ransomer of Death, Scourge of Death, Vindicator of Death, the First Reborn." Harrow is somewhat disappointed to learn his actual name is John.
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The Pretenders of Dominions are assigned titles after their name dependent on a variety of factors known and unknown, including magic skills, form, and scales. So a god's full name can stretch to something like, to give an actual example, Manvale, Lord of Fear and Trembling, King of Suicides, the One Always at the Shoulder, Guardian of the Dead, Lord of Plagues.
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South of Oz:
Tamaria's full title is Mother of the Southern Mountains, Mother of Magic and Witches.
When West became a goddess, her title became "Goddess of Truth, Solace, Magic, and the West."
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Night at the Museum 2 show a very funny example.
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The Non-Bronyverse: In TD the Alicorn Princess, TD's full title is "Princess of Snark, Sarcasm, Education, Foal Services, and Pastries." The last one particularly irks Celestia.
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League of Legends has Kled the Cantankerous Cavalier, who dubs himself in-universe as High Major Commodore of the First Legion, Third Multiplication, Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company, based off "inheriting" the titles of soldiers he killed in battle.
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John Carter of Mars has numerous egotistical Evil Overlords as villains, which results in more than a few of these floating around. Particularly notable is the High Priest of the Path of Inspiration: "Matai Shang, Holy Hekkador of the Holy Therns, Father of the Therns, Brother of Issus, Master of Life and Death Upon Barsoom." The self-deified Issus is supposed to have over ninety titles, though mercifully only one (Goddess of Life Eternal) is generally used.
John Carter himself is "Dotar Sojat Chieftain of the Tharks, Prince of Helium, Jeddak of Jeddaks, Warlord of Mars."
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In The Sandman (1989), Dream "collects names like others collect friends". His official titles: "Lord of the Dreamworld, Prince of Stories, Monarch of the Sleeping Marches, His Darkness Dream of the Endless".
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In Wicked, Elphaba mocks Fiyero by stating he has one of these: "Lord Sir Fiyero, Arijiki Prince of Kiamo Ko, Mightiest Stalker of the Thousand Year Grasslands, Chiefest Chieftain in the Great Kells."
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A Knight's Tale:
Chaucer makes up several on the spot:
Also, Adhemar makes a dig at William's pseudonym when they first meet.
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Tyrian: Before the final level, recurrent annoying pest Captain Nob declares himself Supreme Intergalactic Ruler of Everything Nob, Commander of Microsol Super Fleet Alpha, Leader of Everyone, Master of All, Well-Liked by Animals.
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Bazil Broketail: The Ourdhi Emperor has so many titles that they are actually never listed in full.
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King Bruno the Questionable in Jabberwocky has one of these. His full title (King Bruno the Questionable, Son of Olaf the Loud, Great-grandnephew of Emperor Otto the Bent, conqueror of Freedonia, etc.) is given by a herald who speaks so slowly that the King himself eventually gets tired of listening to his own introduction.
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The Authority: Midnighter has a stock Badass Boast about his Awesomeness by Analysis skills that includes a few self-given titles. ("I'm what soldiers dream of growing into. I'm what children see when they first imagine what death is like...") Eventually he gets so tired of saying it that he literally has it printed a business card. The guy at the print shop just assumes he's a wrestler and it's part of his gimmick. WildStorm even printed a batch of the cards and handed them out at comic cons.
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Looking for Group: "I am RICHARD, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, and Mayor of a little village up the coast." Later on, he adds Lord of the Dance and Mistress of Magma to his titles. Plus, the mayor thing actually becomes important much, much later.
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Implied, if thankfully not written out, in The Dinosaur Lords—Emperor Felipe's list of titles is so long, it takes a priestess solid ten minutes to go through them all. He finds it immensely funny.
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Amphibia has General Yunnan, scourge of the Sand Wars, Defeater of Ragnar The Wretched, and the Youngest Newt to receive the rank of general in the great Newtopian Army.
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"Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Queen of Cintra, Princess of Brugge and Duchess of Sodden, heiress to Inis Ard Skellig and Inis An Skellig, and suzeraine of Attre and Abb Yarra." And that's just to start with. Should she take Emhyr up on his proposal in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt and succeed him, she gains his many titles and more.
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In Farnham's Legend, the novelization of X: Beyond the Frontier, an Argon senator has to meet with a Paranid dignitary, whose full title is "Priest Duke first class, negotiator and assistant to the Bishop of Paranid Prime, envoy of the Pontifex Maximus Paranidia, prophet of the New Revelation in his own right, Reverend Olmancketslat."
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In The Culture novel Surface Detail, we have the Geseptian-Fardesile Cultural Federacy officer "The Most Honourable Heritably Concurrent Delegated Vice-Emissary Legislator-Admiral Elect Battlescroy-Bisspe-Blispin III of Turwentire." The narrator notes that this is the short version, omitting his qualifications and medals. (And also that, despite having such long titles, the GCFCians, adversarial admirers of the extremely egalitarian Culture, are slightly embarrassed to acknowledge they have any rank at all.)
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The Hands of the Emperor: Since most of the protagonists are part of the emperor's household and/or part if the highest rung of civil service, they have corresponding titles:
"The last Emperor of Astandalas, his Radiancy Lord Artorin Damara, the Sun on Earth, the Lord of Rising Stars, the Lion-eyed, Lord of Five Thousand Lands and Ten Thousand Titles, Lord-Wizard of Zunidh, Fitzroy Angursell, the rebel poet of the Red Company," etc., etc.
"Lord Cliopher Mdang, Secretary in Chief of the Offices of the Lords of State, Viceroy of Zunidh, Tanà of the Wide Sea."
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In Line of Delirium, The Emperor has a number of titles that are typically recited at official events, including "Ruler of Endoria and Terra, Protector of Gorra, Guardian of Tauri, Sovereign of the colonies". The one title that no longer applies is "Father of the Three Sisters", as the three colonies of the Shedar System were invaded by the Sakkra and then bombarded with meson bombs on the Emperor's orders.
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In the Sherlock Holmes story The Adventure of the Priory School, Watson comments that the man's asking them for help has too many honors for his business card. He's there on the behalf of a Duke; Holmes checks his reference book on current nobility and reads aloud thus: "'Holdernesse, 6th Duke. K.G., P.C.' — half the alphabet!" (note: positions were often abbreviated. So Justice of the Peace would be J.P.) "'Baron Beverly, Earl of Carston' — dear me, what a list! 'Lord Lieutenant of Hallamshire since 1900. Married Edith, daughter of Sir Charles Appledore, 188. Heir and only child, Lord Saltire. Owns about two hundred and fifty thousand acres. Minerals in Lancashire and Wales. Address: Carston House Terrace; Holdernesse Hall, Hallamshire; Carston Castle, Bangor., Wales. Lord of Admirality, 1872. Chief Secretary of State for' — Well, well, this man is certainly one of the greatest subjects of the Crown!"
In "The Bruce-Partington Plans," Mycroft mentions "Sir James Walter, whose decorations and sub-titles fill two lines of a book of reference."
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A Crown of Stars: Daniel and Rayana, the divine — and very ancient — rulers of Avalon, have a very long list of titles. They sometimes enjoy enumerating them to newcomers only to see the looks on their faces:
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Star Trek: Voyager: According to the episode "Projections", the full filename for Voyager's EMH is Emergency Medical Holographic Program AK-1 Diagnostic and Surgical Subroutine Omega 323. No wonder everyone calls him The Doctor.
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At the start of Wishing Well, Queen Majesty sends Queen Sunsparkle a letter with one of these titles: "Majesty, Queen of Dream Valley. Protector of the Golden Horseshoes, Defender of the Realm."
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The Good Hunter: Cyril Sutherland, also known as "The Hunter", or "Good Hunter", has a multitude of titles, including: "Moon Scented Hunter", "The Butcher of Lescatie", "The Bane of Monsters", "The Unleashed Blade of Chaos", "The Breaker of Priests", "Bloody Hand of the Oberon League", and "Master of the Wild Hunt".
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Heretic Pride: In one chapter, Obi-Wan and Anakin are stuck on bodyguard duty for the pompous King Marlontan, or, to give him his full style: "His Royal Highness, Lord of the Fifteen Mysteries, Prince of the Infinite Isles, August and Radiant Fount of Wisdom, Crown of Justice and Throne of Mercy, King Ordained by All the Powers of the Cosmic Oneness, Marlonartan, Seventh of that Line."
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Tales of the Abyss also includes one, courtesy of Anise:
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Belisarius Series: While Eon's full name, Eon Bisi Dakuen, is brief, that of his father, the king of the Ethiopians, is not. The formal name: "Kaleb Ella Atsbeha, son of Tazena, Bisi Lazen, King of Axum, Himryar, Dhu Raydan, Saba, Salhen, the High Country and Yamanat, the Coastal Plain, Hadramawt, and all their Arabs, the Beja, Noba, Kasu, and Siyamo, servant of Christ."
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In The Thinking Machine stories, the Thinking Machine's real name is "Professor Augustus S. F. X. Van Dusen, Ph.D., LL.D., F.R.S., M.D., M.D.S.". Several of the stories add 'etc., etc.' to show that this is not the complete list of Van Dusen's titles.
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Navarone collects a bunch of titles over the course of Diaries of a Madman, and at one point could claim to call himself as "Sir Navarone, Knight of the Lunar Order, Defender of Harmony, Royal Savior, Hero of the Changelings, and Liberator of Egypt."
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In Hollow Knight, you can fight Grey Prince Zote, the idealized dream version of Zote the Mighty imagined by Bretta, and each time you defeat him, he will become stronger, and his list of titles will grow. Defeat him 10 times, and his full title will be Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote.
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Nobledark Imperium: The Emperor's full title runs Oscar, Last of the Golden Men, Emperor of the Throne, Servus Servorum Imperium, Emperor-Consort of the All-Mother and Defender of the Realms Uncounted.
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The Hobbit: At one point, Bilbo makes a Badass Boast that consists of titles he claims, including "Clue Finder, Webcutter, Ringwinner, Luckwearer, He Who Walks Unseen, and Barrel Rider." Long after his death, Bilbo was turned into a fairy tale character known as "Mad Baggins". Tolkien was a scholar of medieval Germanic languages, a culture that used titles rather than surnames to distinguish historical figures (Olaf Skullsplitter and Njal the Burnt). Tolkien might have been suggesting that Bilbo is lapsing into the more "Norse" culture of Wilderland and starting to forget the "respectable Mr. Baggins" that he was at the start of his journey. Later in the story, he comes to regret recklessly naming himself; Smaug deduces from "Barrel Rider" that he'd come from Lake-town, leading him to attack the town.
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Vampire: The Requiem: The Ordo Dracul loves long and florid titles that describe things like the supernatural abilities they've attained, their role in the Order's mystic research, and their political achievements. For example: Philosopher of the Burning Terror, Sworn of the Dying Light, Guardian of the Mountain, Kogaion of the City. They also Exploit this when outsiders are present by adding Spy Speak fake titles that pass covert information to other Ordo members.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation: Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. As her daughter Deanna deadpans in one episode:
In the novel Star Trek: The Battle of Betazed, other Betazoid nobles are shown to have equally lengthy titles: Sark Enaran is the scion of the Fourth House of Betazed, Heir to the Blessed Books of Katara, and Holder of the Sacred Scepter of Betazed.
Another Novel claims that this is what Betazoids have in lieu of surnames, so everyone on the planet introduces themselves like this.
Memory Alpha's article on Worf introduces him as Worf—son of Mogh, of the Klingon House of Martok, of the Human family Rozhenko; mate to K'Ehleyr, father to Alexander Rozhenko, and husband to Jadzia Dax; Starfleet officer and soldier of the Empire; bane of the House of Duras; slayer of Gowron; Federation ambassador to Qo'noS. Strangely, they don't seem to open any other character articles this way.
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 Walter Melon (Comic Book) / int_dc6a260b
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 Cinderjuice / Fan Fic / int_2b6662b
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 Marissa Picard (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Portalborn / Fan Fic / int_dc6a260b
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 Queen of Blood / Fan Fic / int_dc6a260b
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 Queen of Blood (SirWill) / Fan Fic / int_dc6a260b
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 The Lay of A Broken Winged Sparrow / Fan Fic / int_dc6a260b
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 The Lone Traveler / Fan Fic / int_dc6a260b
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 The Weaver Option (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Zero Requiem / Fan Fic / int_dc6a260b
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 A Boy, a Girl and a Dog: The Leithian Script (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 A Kaiserin's Post-Living Arrangements (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Akko Kagari Universe (Fanfic) / int_2b6662b
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 An Empire of Ice and Fire (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Boop the Snoot for Critical Damage! (Fanfic) / int_2b6662b
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 Chasing Dragons (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Drakonophobia (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Forum of Thrones (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Harry Potter and the Natural 20 (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Hellsister Trilogy (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Hybrid Hive: Eat Shard? (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Kaleidoscopic Grangers (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Knight of Salem (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Mortified (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 No stars in sight (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Nobledark Imperium (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Queen In The North (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 RWBY: Destiny of Remnant (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 So, What Colour Is Your Toothbrush? (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Sonic Origins (Ri2) (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Assumption Of Applejack-or-Appletheosis (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Good Hunter (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 The King Nobody Wanted (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 The M3GAN Files (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Price of the Wish (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 There Sleeps A Living Flower (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 To Love the Moon (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Warmonger (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Eternals / int_dc6a260b
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 Shin Godzilla / int_dc6a260b
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 Solo / int_dc6a260b
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 The Exception / int_dc6a260b
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 The Magnificent Seven (2016) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Music Box / int_dc6a260b
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 Wonder Woman (2017) / int_dc6a260b
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 A Master of Djinn / int_dc6a260b
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 Battle Magic / int_dc6a260b
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 Belisarius Series / int_dc6a260b
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 Castle Perilous / int_dc6a260b
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 Claw & Warder / int_dc6a260b
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 Coldfire Trilogy / int_dc6a260b
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 Deryni / int_dc6a260b
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 Dora Wilk Series / int_dc6a260b
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 Dracula / int_dc6a260b
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 Earth's Children / int_dc6a260b
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 Evensong / int_dc6a260b
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 Good Omens / int_dc6a260b
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 John Carter of Mars / int_dc6a260b
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 Kalpa Imperial / int_dc6a260b
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 Keys to the Kingdom / int_dc6a260b
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 Labyrinths of Echo / int_dc6a260b
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 Lord Darcy / int_dc6a260b
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 Mediochre Q Seth Series / int_dc6a260b
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 Mort / int_dc6a260b
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 Neuromancer / int_dc6a260b
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 Pyramids / int_dc6a260b
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 Raising Steam / int_dc6a260b
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 Saga of Soul / int_dc6a260b
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 Snuff / int_dc6a260b
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 SporeWiki Fiction Universe / int_dc6a260b
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 Tales of the Magic Land / int_dc6a260b
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 The Arts of Dark and Light / int_dc6a260b
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 The Deer and the Cauldron / int_dc6a260b
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 The Dinosaur Lords / int_dc6a260b
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 The Disaster Artist / int_dc6a260b
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 The Fortress of the Black Cauldron / int_2b6662b
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 The Great Troll War / int_dc6a260b
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 The Hands of the Emperor / int_dc6a260b
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 The Interdependency / int_dc6a260b
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 The Lost Fleet / int_dc6a260b
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 The Reynard Cycle / int_dc6a260b
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 The Science of Discworld / int_dc6a260b
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 The Worm Ouroboros / int_2b6662b
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 Unseen Academicals / int_dc6a260b
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 User Unfriendly / int_dc6a260b
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 Ã˜ystein Sunde (Music) / int_dc78b1eb
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 Friends at the Table (Podcast) / int_dc6a260b
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 Cabin Pressure (Radio) / int_dc6a260b
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 Tales from the Afternow (Radio) / int_dc6a260b
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 Tropes T to Z / Real Life / int_dc6a260b
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 A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism (Roleplay) / int_dc6a260b
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 For The Tyrants Fear Your Might (Roleplay) / int_dc6a260b
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 Babylon Berlin / int_dc6a260b
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 Barney Miller / int_dc78b1eb
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 Carry on Laughing! / int_dc6a260b
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 Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible / int_dc6a260b
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 Emerald City / int_dc6a260b
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 Flander's Company / int_dc6a260b
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 Horatio Hornblower / int_dc6a260b
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 Kaamelott / int_dc6a260b
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 Vacanta Mare / int_dc6a260b
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 Willow (2022) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Unofficial Hollow Knight RPG (Tabletop Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 Mozart! (Theatre) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Mikado (Theatre) / int_dc6a260b
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 Dominions (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 Dwarf Fortress (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 FTL: Faster Than Light Multiverse (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 Imperium Nova (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 Overlord (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 Shootas, Blood & Teef (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 Tales of Graces (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Elder Scrolls Online (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Lord of the Rings Online (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Wonderful 101 (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 Total War: Pharaoh (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 World of Assassination Trilogy (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 X: Beyond the Frontier (Video Game) / int_dc6a260b
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 Empires SMP (Web Video) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Witchfinder-General (Web Video) / int_dc6a260b
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 Blade Bunny (Webcomic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Champions of Far'aus (Webcomic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Kill Six Billion Demons (Webcomic) / int_dc6a260b
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 Metal Phone Mouse (Webcomic) / int_dc6a260b
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 The Agony Booth (Website) / int_dc6a260b
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 Beetlejuice / int_dc6a260b
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 Elena of Avalor / int_dc6a260b
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 Wallace & Gromit / int_dc6a260b
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 A Crown of Stars (Fanfic) / int_dc6a260b
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