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A quirk of movies and TV shows where text is shown on screen, but doesn't stay on screen long enough for the audience to read it. It's not a subliminal message, and it's sometimes not even relevant to the plot, but you'll have to pause it to see what it says. Credits are often like this.
Usually a form of Freeze-Frame Bonus. Often the text will mention something about how the people who took the time to freeze-frame the text and read it clearly have too much time on their hands. A common joke is for an advert to have contract small print or medical side-effects shown like this.
Note that it's not just that you couldn't read it because you read slowly. It's that the director intentionally made it so you can't possibly read it in the time it's shown onscreen. Compare If You Can Read This.

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One of the copyright warnings for the DVD of Fight Club flashes by in a moment. If you freeze it or take a screencap of it, it says "If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.......Tyler." Take a look.
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Madoka makes frequent use of this, typically either in German or in the runes made up for the series. The messages are far too long, or move to fast, to read without freeze-framing (and then translating it, for those who don't speak German). The text ranges from spoilery warnings about the dangers ahead to quotes from Faust, the story from which Madoka draws heavily. During the battle with Walpurgisnacht, one of the missile launchers coming out of the water says SHAFT. Self advertisement, anyone?
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A quarter way through the run of Count Duckula, a bogus credit would go by fleetingly, and usually a bad pun in regards to something in the episode. In an episode that dealt with a flight on a plane, the bogus credit was "Runway - Del Shannon."
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The World Ends with You had this on Another Day, where one of the crew members, er, could "go on for days."
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There's a slip of paper reading "Nice Boat" that flits by in the first episode of ef: A Tale of Memories.
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Space Ghost Coast to Coast:
During the "shoot a ray, and you get a word!" sequence in "Batmantis", Zorak tells Space Ghost to shoot the theory of evolution, and Space Ghost fires a shot that is accompanied by three paragraphs of text humorously explaining Darwin's theory of evolution... which only remains on the screen for about a second.
"The Justice Hole" ends with "Stand By For Super Credits", and the entire credits scroll by in less than a second.
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JonTron has this to say when reviewing Star Wars Chess:
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YouTube Poops frequently include text or screenshots that are shown for only an instant, facilitating a well-timed pause to actually read them. Or you can read the comments to see if it's been transcribed by a previous viewer who already did the work.
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The Simpsons:
One of the most notable examples was in the episode "Homer Badman", where Homer is accused of sexual harassment. A tabloid news program covers this and makes Homer look bad, but eventually corrects their story, listing it alongside a long, unreadably-fast list of other corrections including lines such as "The people who are writing this have no life.", "If you are reading this, you have no life.", and "Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger." (More under "Freeze Frame Fun".)
And in the episode "Bart's Comet" where the eponymous comet is headed straight for Springfield:
Yes, all of this scrolls really fast. And yes, they are the names of people who worked on the show.
And in "Two Bad Neighbors" when Bart shreds Bush Senior's memoirs: a scrap of paper flits past the screen with the words "VP Dan Quayle" and "embarrassment."
Used in "The Simpsons' 138th Episode Spectacular":
The credits for The Itchy & Scratchy Show as seen in "The Front" is done in this manner.
Another Itchy & Scratchy-related example in "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" as the offscreen epilogue of one short:
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Serial Experiments Lain has several paragraphs worth of tiny text explaining the drug Accela.
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Mars Matrix's arcade opening movie is full of scenes that flash a paragraph of backstory for less than a second. The stage result screens also give you your next mission in a very fast marquee.
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Ikaruga has sorts of proverbs at the start of each level that stay on screen for only a very short time, and it's unlikely the player will be able to read all of it. Pausing the game (at least in the PC version) doesn't help much because the pause menu obscures some of the text.
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Dirty Pair
In episode 1, a computer monitor briefly displays names of cast members of Star Trek: The Original Series.
In episode 7, there is a brief shot of a control panel. The text on the buttons consists of musical references, especially to the band Emerson, Lake & Palmer.
In episode 5, a computer screen shows what's supposed to be a list of people associated with the Criados space station, but it's actually a list of famous musicians (including Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, etc.)
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In Linkara's review of The New Guardians #2, he mocks the "genetically superior beings" concept of the comic using a clip of Adolf Hitler ranting. The second time he uses the clip, a piece of text pops up the split second before resuming the review. The text reads: "Yeah, I can see why Germany would want to follow this shouting, drug-crazed lunatic. ZOMG Easter Eggs! Hi TV Tropes!"
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One episode of Brass Eye had the single-frame screen text "Grade Is A Cunt" as a Writer Revolt about Executive Meddling.
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In the "Channel Chasers" episode of The Fairly OddParents!, the credits of Adolescent Genetically-Altered Karate Cows move quickly, and Cosmo remarks that this is because they're animation credits, and as such, no one cares about them.
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The credits of the Cartoon Hooligans episode "What if Hulk Ripped His Pants #4".
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The Demented Cartoon Movie has a moment with a guy who's about to get blown up with a horrendously long speech bubble that lasts only a second. To make matters worse, the movie's initial release on Albino Blacksheep didn't have a Pause button, but later releases did.
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Used in the Rick and Morty episode "Morty's Mind Blowers" with the instructions for if the duo accidentally erase their own memories:
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The 1988 feature-length version of The Wizard of Speed and Time is full of these from beginning to end, but no more so than at the end of the "speed" sequence of the film-within-a-film of the same name, which contains what amounts to Mike Jittlov's personal manifesto about the power of the creative spirit, elucidated one frame and sentence at a time.
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The opening to Cowboy Bebop has background text all over the place. Even if it's not always scrolling too fast to read, there's too much of it to catch in the time it's on the screen.
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Neon Genesis Evangelion:
Evangelion shows a paper with a very detailed description of the 2nd impact for only a second or so.
There's a lot of this in episode 22 (the infamous Mind Rape episode), and even more in the Director's Cut version.
Near the end of The End of Evangelion, we also see a bunch of letters to Gainax, some graffiti on their studio walls, and even a death threat to director Hideaki Anno.
The monitor of the Jet Alone's computer shows text highly reminiscent of the listing of TSR programs produced by the MEM command from MS-DOS, including one with a name similar to HIMEM.SYS.
There's another 2I description, but it's only a description of Second Impact for the first sentence or so, after which it pulls a Prince of Bel-Air and the rest is a history of Studio Gainax with Gainax strategically replaced with GEHIRN and the words 'Second Impact' liberally sprinkled throughout.
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Episode 10 of Super Dimension Fortress Macross has some text briefly on the screen which is a screenshot of a text-based computer game from 1971 based on Star Trek.
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One MADtv (1995) sketch parodying badly-translated Korean soap operas had a character utter a single syllable, while a paragraph of subtitles flashed on the screen for a split-second.
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Jon Stewart of The Daily Show often highlights this for some of his informational graphics, suggesting people will go use their TiVo to go back and read all of it later.
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This is used in Higurashi: When They Cry during Keiichi's (and later Irie's) bullshit speeches: the text scrolls automatically at super-speed without the "waiting" icon appearing, so that the reader can only catch glimpses of it. After it does stop however, you can rewind it and the nonsensical Wall of Text usually has a few uncanny Shout Outs in it.
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Persona 3: The opening flashes an entire paragraph of French philosophical text onscreen for a few seconds. Then came the PSP remake's opening, which takes the trope to a ridiculous extent, especially since some of it is upside down to reflect the new Female Protagonist option.
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Mario Party 4: In the minigame Fruits of Doom, Bowser gives a list of fruits (with repeats), and players take turns bringing fruits to him. Choose a fruit he didn't list, or bring him a fruit more times than he listed, and you lose the game (and your coins). At first, the list scrolls by slowly, but quickly becomes unreadably fast, turning the game into a game of luck.
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Towards the end of Election, a paragraph of a quick-moving newspaper reads "If you've paused the film to read this entire article, your time would be better spent renting 'Citizen Ruth' from your local video store."
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Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu plays with this. In the art episode, Sōsuke asks advice from the eccentric art teacher. The art teacher's response is a whole, mindless lecture. At first, it simply records the parts Sōsuke understands (i.e. military terms). Then the teacher gets sped up and the subtitles get recorded in whole. He's unintelligible without the subs too.
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In The Nostalgia Critic's tribute to Siskel & Ebert, the Critic assures us that not all critics dislike certain religions.
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The credits in the final episode of Inferno Cop do this when they get to the cast list, before returning to the glacially slow pace they were moving at before.
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The opening credits for Tokumei Sentai Go Busters has some text that flies by during a Montage, freeze-framing reveals it to be a portion of text from That Other Wiki's article on Super Sentai (specifically, the part discussing each of the series in brief).
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In Smallville, happens a lot to articles and documents that are usually clear enough to be read but are only shown for a few seconds. However, if you pause the moments, most of them are serious text.
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In Haruhi Suzumiya Yuki's programming is shown faster than the eye can follow. The code is somewhat realistic (consisting of valid snippets of the C programming language) if you look at it frame by frame. She also has a habit of speaking much too fast to understand, in SQL computer code... backwards.
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The Something Else C3 Trailer uses this to warn potential players of its content.
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Pinky and the Brain has one episode where Brain flicks through a slide-show very fast. If you play it in slow motion, the slides read, "I am now controlling your mind. See, I have made you use the freeze-frame on your VCR." The opening theme sequence to the same show had two of these. The first reads "Don't tell Brain that I hid this secret message. Ha ha. Narf." The second, naturally, reads "I know about your silly secret message, Pinky."
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In Bubblegum Crisis, the list of Griffon owners which is shown briefly on the screen includes real-life musician Ryuichi Sakamoto. Also, the HUD of an ADP officer briefly flashes "Budweiser King of Beers" and "St. Louis, Mo" in episode 1.
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On The Colbert Report, after several months of listing "Super Pac" donators in a news-ticker form at the bottom of the screen, the Super Pac ended and there was no sense dragging the tail end out. Colbert told viewers to "get [their] TiVo remotes ready" and then listed all the remaining names in a matter of seconds, in a screen-filling stack of text rows scrolling by at breakneck speed.
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Bakemonogatari has series of these images in the start of each episode, that contain basically a quick exposition of Araragi's thoughts on the current matter.
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Devil Survivor has a flash of text just before you summon your first demons. If you freeze it for a moment you'll notice that it's actually Paul's Letter to the Romans which talks about salvation through Jesus. It also serves as a very fast piece of foreshadowing for Amane's ending.
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Mobile Suit Gundam Wing:
When Heero is looking over the giant glob of text in the first episode, it's really a Photoshop readme.
In another episode, Quatre is looking over the blueprints for his Gundam; it includes random technical text, including a couple of Shout Outs to the Universal Century timeline (namely, Gundarium and the ALICE AI from Gundam Sentinel).
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In one episode of Maison Ikkoku, there's a scene where Yusaku Godai is at a pay phone, and a bus goes past in the street. On the side of the bus is the handwritten logo text from the film version of Pink Floyd's The Wall.
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Super Mario Bros.: This is a running gag in the Mario RPGs.
Super Mario RPG: The gardener in Rose Town spews several almost unreadably fast messages after you bring him the seed and the fertilizer, accompanied by the music going double-speed (and Mario becoming dizzy and falling down afterward). The same happens when finally his dreams come true and see their grown beanstalk, the one that give you access to the Lazy Shell equipment. In total, he does this three times.
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door: A woman in Twilight Town grows increasingly frantic when talking about her missing husband, and begins talking in this manner when listing his flaws. Rather than become dizzy, Mario falls asleep during this!
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story: When Bowser is arguing with some Goomba staff while trying to get a seat his size at a theatre, one of them breaks out in a long, angry tirade that mostly flashes past too quickly to be read. This is made all the more funny because it comes completely out of the blue, since the character previously only spoke a single word at a time.
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Puyo Puyo Sun: Beat Draco's course (only 3 stages long and very easy) in single player mode, and the game will mock you for not playing the harder courses by scrolling the credits and music at warp speed. Compile loooooved making fun of their players.
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Super Mario RPG: The gardener in Rose Town spews several almost unreadably fast messages after you bring him the seed and the fertilizer, accompanied by the music going double-speed (and Mario becoming dizzy and falling down afterward). The same happens when finally his dreams come true and see their grown beanstalk, the one that give you access to the Lazy Shell equipment. In total, he does this three times.
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Lost. At one point, in the beginning of Season Two, when Sawyer is in the water and there are sharks, you can barely get a glimpse of a shark with a DHARMA logo on it. If you look very carefully and squint a little.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) TV show has faux computer graphics that were deliberately too detailed to read in full unless one paused one's VCR (if you were one of the 10% of the UK population that even had one).
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Red vs. Blue has a scene in the season 13 finale where text is rapidly scrolling on F.I.L.S.S' screen. One of the lines reads: Church dies at the end.
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Apollo Justice uses it with Wesley Stickler, who tends to throw in a whole bunch of big words and scientific rambling to try and sound profound.
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In Xenogears, Chrono Trigger's Lucca Ashtear makes a cameo to dispense a tutorial to the player. When asked, she delivers several pages' worth of info in about half a second, then asks the player if they got that.
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The Marionette tries to listen to his musicbox: The end credits scroll by so fast, pausing the video is required to read them. Pausing reveals, among other things, that animator IllusionR1 is credited for multiple roles, several silly special thanks are provided, and an admission by the animator about deliberately filling space in the credits is present.
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The B Squad's recurring sketch 2 Black-Sounding White Gay Dudes has this for the end titles, which, if you slow them down, are the end titles from Gladiator.
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney does this with Wendy Oldbag whenever she appears. In Justice For All, there's Richard Wellington in Case 1 and Moe the Clown in Case 3.
The special game over in 1-5 has the text start scrolling very slowly, then it gets faster and faster as Phoenix gets more frantic, eventually culminating in a very Big "NO!".
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In episode 1, a computer monitor briefly displays names of cast members of Star Trek: The Original Series.
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In the Regular Show episode "Men in Uniform", the park staff design incredibly ugly and nonsensical uniforms in order to help boost performance. When they arrive, one box's caution label is visible for a few seconds and reads "Contents of this package exceed ugly index and should not be combined with other items of similar rating. Avert eyes!"
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Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei flashed screenshots from internet Flame Wars for several frames during the opening credits, and had numerous things written on the blackboard that would only be visible for a few seconds.
And the second opening... good god. Good luck even being able to pause at the right time.
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Futurama has a lot of background jokes on signs that can only be read this way. Many of them written in made-up alien languages that have to be decoded to make any sense. The DVDs have one of these parodying the FOX Copyright warning that tells you how much of a nerd you are if you are decoding this.
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Battle for Dream Island has this a lot, especially in season 1. Only try to read if you have time to waste slowing down and pausing the video.
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Code Geass has a scene in an early episode where Suzaku is studying for a history textbook. It's only shown on screen for a few seconds, but it sheds some light on the series' alternate history.
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NieR: Automata:
One random NPC in the Resistance Camp is so chatty and talks so quickly that several boxes of text scroll past in a few seconds. 2B is left internally aghast at how anyone can talk so much.
Some of the communications between Pods 042 and 153 in the C/D/E route. Then again, some of that sped-up text is basically gibberish borne from message encryption, so it doesn't matter much anyway.
Endings F through Z have the entire credit roll fly by in the space of about two seconds.
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An episode of Trailer Park Boys has Julian reading a note aloud. The camera shows the contents of the note as he reads it, but then pans down to show additional text for a split second. The text says "If you're freeze-framing this on DVD, you're fucked!"
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During the sixth episode of Nathan Barley (a collaboration between Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris), there is a brief shot of a police sign appealing for witnesses to a crime to step forward. The small text at the bottom of the sign◊ both contains a Freeze-Frame Bonus joke (on a subject that anticipates Morris' later project Four Lions), and insults the viewer for being sad enough to pause the DVD to check if the shot contains a Freeze-Frame Bonus:
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Saturday Night Live uses a hyper-fast scroll for corrections on its parody of Fox and Friends.
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Done by accident in Ax 'Em. There are three opening prologue text screens... and they're each barely on screen for three seconds. Not that they're accurate anyway.
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Invader Zim does this in "FBI Warning of Doom." The movie GIR is watching opens with an FBI warning that starts off as the usual piracy notice but takes a turn for the bizarre halfway through.
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A Robot Chicken sketch has a trailer for a new Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson movie and ends with a Long List of other films viewers can see Stiller in this summer:
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Fullmetal Alchemist's anime adaptations occasionally has pages of English text on screen that are legible but flash by too quickly to read much of. If you pause to get a better look, the first few lines are on-topic English and the rest are meaningless gibberish. Incidentally, the legible lines are taken verbatim from Dungeons & Dragons players manuals on alchemy. Fullmetal Alchemist evidently runs on a D20 system.
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In Chrono Trigger, should you get the Developer's Room ending, the developers will "adjust the credits to suit your style", meaning the credits scroll so fast that they finish in about 5 seconds.
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When the Orange Box logo and copyright info comes up at the end of the Team Fortress 2 short Meet the Demoman, there is a tiny disclaimer at the very bottom of the copyright info which reads:
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Sonic X featured this during the Sonic Adventure 2 adaptation, in understandable English. It managed to get replaced by blocks in place of text in the International Release, possibly due to usage of the words "Christ" and "Damn".
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Fist of Fun, a mid-90s BBC comedy show, did this with jokes designed to be only viewable if you recorded the show and paused the video. One of these was an advertisement for the Lee and Herring Video Repair Shop, suggesting you visit if you broke your video player by pausing it too many times.
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cat planet: The credits go comically fast set to equally fast music. You can press alt in windowed mode to stop them.
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Inverted in Braid, the credits screen of which has unbearably slow text. In order to read it, one must either have the patience of a saint or realize that the time control mechanics (in particular, Fast Forward) work even here.
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Deadpool: No Good Deed ends with a long report on The Old Man and the Sea scrolling by.
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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door: A woman in Twilight Town grows increasingly frantic when talking about her missing husband, and begins talking in this manner when listing his flaws. Rather than become dizzy, Mario falls asleep during this!
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The main villain of Kirby Star Allies, Hyness, goes into a Motive Rant that lasts a mere 13 seconds, but occupies several full boxes worth of text. In case you were wondering, it goes exactly like this:
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The opening credits of Godzilla (2014) feature the names of the cast and crew surrounded by narrative text that gets quickly redacted about a half-second after appearing. The text deals mainly with the efforts of MONARCH and the military to kill Godzilla and cover up his existence, along with text about a Conspiracy Theorist who thinks the Illuminati are behind all this.
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Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story: When Bowser is arguing with some Goomba staff while trying to get a seat his size at a theatre, one of them breaks out in a long, angry tirade that mostly flashes past too quickly to be read. This is made all the more funny because it comes completely out of the blue, since the character previously only spoke a single word at a time.
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Myst: In the original release, the credits scroll past in mere seconds. This was changed for updated releases.
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Ace Attorney:
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney does this with Wendy Oldbag whenever she appears. In Justice For All, there's Richard Wellington in Case 1 and Moe the Clown in Case 3.
The special game over in 1-5 has the text start scrolling very slowly, then it gets faster and faster as Phoenix gets more frantic, eventually culminating in a very Big "NO!".
Apollo Justice uses it with Wesley Stickler, who tends to throw in a whole bunch of big words and scientific rambling to try and sound profound.
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In the Hey Arnold! episode "Gerald Moves Out" when Mr. Hyunh points out the list of laundry room rules. The first few are standard laundry room rules, but the rest are jokes, such as "Riding in clothes dryer is forbidden without adult."
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Family Guy has a newspaper that read "DVDs Paused to Read Newspaper Gag".
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Street Fighter II: The Movie has detailed Power Level information displayed for a short time.
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Hidamari Sketch has tons of these. The first episode of the second season flashes plot-relevant proverbs on the screen throughout the episode, but only keeps them on-screen for about half a second. If you consider that the proverbs are in English and the audience is Japanese, it's pretty much impossible for them to read it before it goes away. There's also a crossword puzzle flashed on screen in one episode for only a second or two. If you solve it, the answers end up being a bunch of other popular anime series.
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The Tatami Galaxy sometimes is hit by this, as the narration of the characters, particularly the protagonist, can get very fast very quickly.
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Wangan Midnight: Maximum Tune has a bunch of scrolling text in its Attract Mode video. Upon closer inspection, it's a bunch of random characters, most of which are on the home row of a QWERTY keyboard.
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Regular feature on The Adam and Joe Show, to the point where they would warn you at the beginning of each episode to start your VCR as this was a "high density program".
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Kirby Guardian After every episode, each of the Kirbies has a description written by Adeline. They get a second, darker version in Episode Six, showing the emotions that created them. note The Adeline description will be visible normally, but the Episode 6 one will be spoilered due to most being Wham Lines
The General:
GlumOne:
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CautiousOne:
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The beginning of Metroid Prime 3: Corruption features a reading from some sort of life-support machine log. It starts of with a simple status update, but as the eponymous corruption starts spreading, the text glitches, pauses, then suddenly start scrolling at an unreadable rate before everything goes black. If viewed in slow motion, most of it is gibberish, but there is the occasional readable phrase, like "Wii Format" and some German.
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