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What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?

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This refers to a special ability of someone on a team such as a Five-Man Band who is so specialized as to seem useless in most situations. Usually, it's because the ability has no direct combat applications. Even if the ability sounds cool on paper, it can be lame in practice, particularly when 1) the power is hard to control, 2) the power's activation/requirement is ridiculously complex and/or the situation where it would be effective rarely comes up (see This Looks Like a Job for Aquaman when it does), 3) the user — who normally isn't lame — is facing a problem or is in a situation that their powers can't solve, 4) the user lacks the ingenuity and creativity to use it effectively, 5) the power has a big tradeoff such that the user cannot use it too often without endangering themselves, or 6) the power is simply too limited to be useful.
Good writers can make this work for a character. Their power, such as it is, is not the real reason they're in the group. Some characters end up being The Heart (the team's social and moral compass), The Face (diplomat and spokesperson), The Smart Guy, or the Badass Normal. Often, said character is The Captain — superpowers would be just a tiny bonus to his real ability: leadership. The Captain tends to be specifically written to have no special abilities, in fact.
Unfortunately, fiction tends to favor the badass. Even if their power difference is no fault of the character himself, they will be sidelined in favor of more interesting characters and eventually people will wonder why they are on the team at all. They may even turn into The Scrappy.
There are a number of ways to fix this. If the character still seems ridiculously underpowered, they can still be Rescued from the Scrappy Heap by giving them additional powers or responsibilities. A common method is to have the character "evolve" to a higher power level. Weak, but Skilled characters might take advantage of the Required Secondary Powers. Maybe there ARE more potential uses for this power, it's just that the writers have somehow ignored them this far. Sometimes the character will uncover a devastating new use and become the dreaded Lethal Joke Character. Some may try empowering themselves in the same way normal people would (because they're considered as good as Muggles): either by developing mundane combat skills or by using technology or magic trinkets.
Maybe there's a trade-off; for instance, powerful beings tend to look freaky, while those with more subtle powers look normal and are better able to deal with mundane society. The easiest device is to just crank out a good old Plot Tailored to the Party, so that the character can make his seemingly useless superpower seem useful. In fact, characters who do nothing but gripe about their uselessness in battle might be a sign of bad writing. Couldn't they just carry a gun?
Named for an Internet meme, itself referring to Ma-Ti's ring power in Captain Planet and the Planeteers. While the other team members could control the raw elements with visually impressive feats, he could just talk to animals with a Spider-Sense. No doubt it was useful — his telepathy bailed them out a lot, as did the ability to get nearby animals to help, and it seemed to ward off the Idiot Ball — but it lacked the total elemental "badass" quality of the others. Then there was the fact that the one Big Bad he bothered to use it on was invulnerable to its powers because "You have no heart!", and the other villains never merited an attempt, for some reason. Ironically, since his power involved a form of limited mind-control (humans are still animals), he probably could have been the most devastatingly powerful of all the Planeteers if he weren't a pacifist, something which the show itself acknowledged on at least one occasion. Plus it's hard (but not impossible) to have dramatic tension when the hero can just command the bad guys to shoot themselves in the head.
Often the result of overdoing Cast Speciation. Easier to take in a Heroes Unlimited series, where not every character has to be in every episode. For Video Games, compare Useless Useful Spell, Quirky Bard and Power-Up Letdown; see also Crippling Overspecialization.
Super Zeroes often suffer from this. If they won the Superpower Lottery and still have one of these powers, it's Flight, Strength, Heart. If he's suddenly in a situation where the power is useful all by itself, it's This Looks Like a Job for Aquaman. If he's able to hold his own in a fight through good old training and determination, he Fights Like a Normal. If a god holds a lame domain like the way this trope goes, they're Odd Job Gods.
For the (sometimes classified as elemental) power of Heart (or Love) itself, see The Power of Love and Heart Beat-Down. Compare The Team Normal and Story-Breaker Team-Up. Contrast Heart Is an Awesome Power and Lethal Harmless Powers when these abilities are used more... creatively. See also the Inverse Law of Complexity to Power, which states that the broader a power is the more potent it is (and which often isn't used at the same time as this trope).
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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul has a brief appearance by a girl with supernatural knowledge of stock prices... by the time they've already appeared in the newspapers. Since she's reduced to perpetually mumbling stock prices and is confined to a mental institution, this could count as Blessed with Suck.
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Gone: A lot of kids who were left in the FAYZ develop superpowers. Some of these are powerful and useful, such as telekinesis, shooting powerful beams of light, Super-Speed, or Healing Hands. Others... not so much. Astrid has a vaguely defined ability to sense the "potential" of people. In the second book, Duck has the ability to alter his mass and density. He can use this to sink into the ground, float in the air (just float, since he has no way to propel himself), and that's about it. This is lampshaded when immediately after discovering his power, he says, "I'm a moof with a really sucky power!" That said, at the end of the book Duck uses his power to defeat the Big Bad. By increasing his mass as he drops on said Big Bad, burying himself alive in the process. Yay?
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Worm:
The Superpower Lottery means that some powers have enormous potential while others just don't do that much. Nearly everyone's power had at least some sort of way that it can be useful, often far beyond what is expected of them, but there are still a bunch of powers that have extremely limited or specific uses, or are just weaker versions of other other people's powers. Oliver of the Travelers, for example, can look attractive to anyone who sees him. That's it. It doesn't allow him any sort of super-powered influence, he just looks pretty in any situation. He probably shouldn't have taken only half of that Super Serum though. Of course even his power does end up becoming relevant.
There are also the "Case 53"'s, people with powers that often come with physical changes ranging from being made of metal to being basically just a head attached to a mass of tentacles. A lot of their abilities are actually very powerful, the problems with them tend to be either related to control or side effects. They still tend to be the one group of people who really really wish they didn't have powers at all, mostly due to the various side effects of their transformation and of the prejudice they face due to their appearances.
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In Nomine Satanis / Magna Veritas: Character powers are assigned at random from a rather long list. If you're lucky, you can wind up with lightning bolts, holy dancing swords, mind control or even limited time travel. If you're not lucky, you're going to be the guy on the team who can control molluscs, or whose "power" is to have materialized on Earth in the body of a famous rock star (considering most scenarios involve discreet investigations among Muggles, this is all kinds of Blessed with Suck). There's also the unbalance of domain powers, granted by the Archangel/Demon Prince you serve (and by extension, the virtue/sin they embody). Again, some of those are powerful — petrification, turning people into pillars of salt, nightmare curses... but lust demons get Deadly Orgasm, which while somewhat awesome (YMMV) is not exactly useful in a fight. Meanwhile, sloth demons get a power which makes any physical exertion impossible to anyone in a 100m radius... demon included. Not to be outdone in the lameness department, some angels get the power to speed up crop growth. Even the American version is not immune to this entirely — the core book mentions that sometimes the Words (i.e., powers over one aspect of reality) handed out to angels and demons aren't necessarily the most useful. Anger Lucifer and you might find yourself as the next Demon of Stale Bong Water.
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Sleepless Domain: Vedika's magical girl power is a relatively weak form of telepathy that allows her to send and receive simple thoughts — a far cry from the flashier, more effective powers that most of her peers possess, and seemingly useless in fighting monsters. She's rather self-conscious about her powers' lack of combat utility, and laments that volunteering at a nearby hospital is about all she's useful for.
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The Cyanide & Happiness Show features a group of Captain Planet Expies who all get elemental powers. Naturally, the Ma-Ti Expy gets the power of Monkey. It summons one aging, diabetic monkey who does little more than sit around and doesn't even follow his commands. His time with the power ends a few minutes later when the monkey eats his ring and promptly chokes to death. As consolation, the goddess gives him the power of Heart, which a future short reveals to be the power to give himself a heart attack. (Unfortunately, it's still necessary to summon General Globe, since without it, he has a giant hole in his chest cavity.)
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Terror Island's Obvious Dentist. His power is that everybody knows he's a dentist. He's not, but everyone knows he is all the same.
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A short arc in the Sluggy Freelance B-Side Comics "Bikini Suicide Frisbee Days" dealt with the main characters getting powers like these. Riff gained the power to make sound effects, Torg gained the "power" of having his life narrated, and Zoe gained the ability/curse to speak a different language each time she opens her mouth (but never English). Gwynn's the only one who got a useful superpower: the power to create an anti-climactic ending, causing all the other useless superpowers to fade away.
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In DEATH BATTLE!, Wiz & Boomstick analyze the Super Friends version of Aquaman and determine that he's even lamer than most people realize as his command over sea creatures can be outright ignored and he's not the king of Atlantis in that continuity. As a result, he ends up suffering a Curb-Stomp Battle from, of all people, SpongeBob SquarePants (thanks to Toon Physics) with the two basically asserting it's a Foregone Conclusion before the fight even begins.
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The old What's New? with Phil and Dixie comic strip from Dragon once had an episode about superheroes, which included a panel about the need to have powers that are actually useful: "Gazebo Boy finds his singular power of metamorphosis useless against the evil Termite!"
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Also subverted in Avengers: Age of Ultron which shows that he is a man who never misses, regardless of what he is using. And that he is The Heart of the team, grounding the resident god, supersoldier, rampaging monster, and Billionaire Playboy in reality somewhat by not letting their power go to their heads. He's also the only one to beat both Maximoff twins through his own efforts, whereas none of the other Avengers ever really beat even one on their own (Cap strikes Quicksilver down, but only when he is disoriented).
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Brother Bear: Eldest brother Sitka's totem is the Eagle of Guidance; middle brother Denahi's totem is the Wolf of Wisdom; and youngest brother Kenai, who is aching for a powerful, manly totem, receives the Bear of Love. Big Brother Bully Denahi mocks and teases him pretty badly over this, wounding Kenai's tender ego even further. Downplayed in that it's not clear whether the totems give any actual power to their bearers; Kenai's transformation is imposed from outside, not a matter of his own power.
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Dead Cell also has "Old Boy", whose "power" is...being a 100+ year old former Nazi General. Why are these two even in the comic you ask? Because they were originally going to appear in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty before being axed and incorporated into other characters (The Chinaman's water running powers were given to Vamp and Old Boy was reworked into The End).
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Atop the Fourth Wall: Linkara deconstructed the Trope Namer himself in his review of the Captain Planet comic; said deconstruction can be found in the Western Animation section. He also deconstructed this trope as it applies to Aquaman. When the subject came up at one point, he went on a lengthy tract pointing out all of the legitimately badass aspects of Aquaman's character and powers (He's King of the Ocean — the entire thing, 70% of the planet, mind you — and controls the Atlantean's navy, all of the Super-Strength, Nigh-Invulnerability, and Super-Speed that being able to survive, much less swim really fast, in the crushing depths of the ocean entails, as well as being able to summon the likes of sharks, whales, and Cthulhu to lend a hand if he felt like it), and noting that he is badass in virtually every media in which he appears... with the sole exception of Super Friends (and parodies written by people who seem to only know Aquaman through Super Friends).
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Deconstructed in Sky High (2005), where the Fantastic Caste System of Heroes and Sidekicks in the eponymous school is decided by the individual's powers, leading to a clear divide between the "popular kids" and the "outcasts". Moreover, the Start of Darkness for the Big Bad was that she was a Technopath who lived in a time before that power could be realized to its fullest potential, so she was relegated to sidekick, unable to show how powerful she really was. The deciding factor for whether one is a Hero or Sidekick? The coach, based on his first and only impression. More generally, the sidekicks' powers tend to fall under this, with plenty of "heroes" who contribute little.
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Wondermark features "The Adventures of the Superhero Whose Left Ear Is Bulletproof". He got shot once in his left ear and assumed his whole body was bulletproof. His superhero career after that point was very brief.
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Bratzillaz dolls all have pretty cool powers according to their advert. Yasmina sees the future, Cloetta has transformation powers, Meygana can fly (and apparently grants wishes), Sashabella communicates with animals, and Jade... fixes broken hearts.
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unOrdinary: Roland's actual power is never shown, since he never uses it even when fighting bullies who have knocked out a friend he's trying to drag to medical help. All that's known of his powers is that they're weak and even in a world where Might Makes Right, using powers is encouraged, and those with no powers at all are on the bottom of the social order he never bothers to activate it.
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All of the Mystery Men are D-list superheroes with bizarre powers, ranging from the goofy but cool (Spleen's super farts and Bowler's haunted bowling ball) to the useful but poorly utilized (Blue Raja is so committed to his theme he refuses to use his Improbable Aiming Skills for anything other than forks and Sphinx is more interested in being mysterious than cutting guns in half with his mind) to the "so conditional it's useless" (Invisible Boy can only turn invisible when no one is looking, though it does let him get past cameras, and the level of angry Mr. Furious has to be for his Super-Strength to kick in is nigh-unreachable, especially for someone as passive-aggressive as him). Not to mention The Shoveler, a Badass Normal with a relatively lame theme.
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The Specials features Night Bird. Even though she's applying for a middle-rung superhero team, she's bashful about her own power, which turns out to be laying eggs (and good hearing). She can't talk to birds, either, though they do "have an understanding." At the end of the film she discusses her role in the team's first battle - she hid in a dumpster. She commiserates with Minute Man (pronounced my-noot), who can make himself "minute" in size.
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In the Shannara books, the awesome power of the Sword of Shannara, the only weapon that can defeat the Warlock Lord (Big Bad of the first book), is... truth. This works because the Warlock Lord is a long-dead spectre but refuses to accept that until the sword forces him to do so and move on to the afterlife. It's also good for healing people who've been corrupted by deceitful Manipulative Bastards in some other books. However, the threat in the second book is a very much alive, real and physical army of demons, so it's explicitly said the sword would be no help there.
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Harry Potter: Lampshaded. In the sixth book, Harry learns about the prophecy foretelling he has the power to defeat the Big Bad Voldemort. Throughout the series, Voldemort already made it clear his magical abilities are way above Harry's. And then Dumbledore finally reveals that Harry's power to defeat Voldemort is... his ability to love and care for others. Harry expresses his disappointment about this revelation, treating it as this trope.
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What the Fuck Is Wrong with You?: Tara has declared herself to have the world's worst superpower in the ability to unwittingly give Nash the perfect segue into the next news story.
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Halloween Otome: When looking at a list of her teammates skills, Emma’s is the only one without an impressive list of skills (stating simply, unknown). Mr. Bandages comments on this a few times.
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Bob the Angry Flower:
Hamsterfall has a rather difficult to make useful ability. When he wills it, hamsters drop from the sky.
Also Plantae. He has the power to control plants. In comic books this is typically a reasonable power, but that's because it implicitly gives the plants the ability to move. The only plant that can move in this comic is Bob himself (and possibly Stumpy). Needless to say, the uses of commanding a flower with anger issues are limited.
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Discussed at considerable length in the "Aquatic Justice" episode of Kevin Smith's podcast, which features much maligning of poor Aquaman.
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Heroes Unlimited inevitably ran into this problem due to the sheer number of powers eventually made available in the game. (Enough to have several sourcebooks solely focused on adding more super abilities for players to use and nothng else.) The developers try very hard to avert this by pointing out how even seemingly useless powers have their upsides when used in a certain way. Ultimately, it comes down to the fans and the GM to decide how worthwhile any of these lesser powers truly become during actual roleplaying.
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The Dresden Files: Lots of people can use magic, it's just that most of them ("minor talents") have very little power, oftentimes so slight that they might not even recognize that it's a magical ability. For example, Abby from White Night is precognitive, but can only see about two seconds into the future, which mostly just makes for very confusing conversations.
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In the TGWTG Year One Brawl, resident Butt-Monkey Ma-Ti gets his ass handed to him by everyone while shouting "Heart" as his battle cry, then subverted as it suddenly becomes more badass when he repeats while repeatedly firing a gun. "Look out, Ma-Ti is packing heat!" Turned Up to Eleven in Suburban Knights, where heart is the only thing that can beat the evil wizard.
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The LEGO Ninjago Movie gives Lloyd a severe downgrade from the series. Whereas his show counterpart possesses the power of energy, which lets him manipulate all four main elements as well as generate his own energy, his movie self instead has the power of "green", which is a seemingly non-existent power. It turns out Green is actually an EmpathicPower that gives Lloyd at least a minor connection to life itself, allowing him to both sense the elemental powers within his friends and redeem both his father and Meowthra
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Discussed in Deadpool 2. While recruiting for his brand new X-Force team, he comes across Domino, who proclaims that her power is "being lucky". Deadpool is annoyed - being lucky isn't a superpower and it certainly isn't cinematic, falling into this trope, while Domino is insistent that it is, falling into the Heart Is an Awesome Power trope. Domino is proven right when her powers ensure that she's the only member of Deadpool's team to survive their first mission besides Deadpool himself, who only lives because of his Healing Factor.
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie: When the Rangers get their new ninja Animal Motifs, Tommy gets Falcon, Rocky gets Ape, Billy gets Wolf, Aisha gets Bear, and Kimberly gets Crane. Adam is less than impressed that he gets a frog.
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Whateley Universe: students with weak or highly limited powersets are almost as Blessed with Suck as those with severe GSD, both at school due to the massive power differentials and the large number of bullies, and outside, because of Fantastic Racism against Mutants. While the school does its level best to find Mundane Utility for even the most minor powers, its priority of helping the students survive means that a lot of the time all they can do is teach them to keep their heads down.
Generator (Jade Sinclair). In a superhero universe, at a Superhero School, Generator has the power to... animate a blanket or a toy for an hour or so. She eventually turns this into Heart Is an Awesome Power.
On the other hand, plenty of Whateley Academy kids stay lame. Lightweight has the ability to make an object weigh 5 pounds less. Glass has the ability to turn transparent. Not invisible, just transparent. Bluescreen has the ability to mess up some electronics. Hoarder has the powers of... the hamster!
The entire school club The Underdogs is made of kids in this category. Kamuro can shoot sparks out of her hands. Not lightning blasts or anything dangerous. Just sparks. And don't ask about Miasma.
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From Overly Sarcastic Productions' take on Bellerophon:
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Homestuck:
In the Midnight Crew Intermission, The Felt are a gang of mobsters specializing in time-related magic. Most of the powers are pretty useful, but a few of them are rather pointless. Sawbuck's power is that whenever he gets hurt, he and everyone around him will jump to a random point in the timeline. Biscuits believes that his "magical" oven can teleport him into the future. He's technically correct, although it only moves at a rate of one second per second, so he's essentially hiding himself in a completely mundane box until the timer rings. It eventually turns out that Biscuits' oven is Bigger on the Inside, and able to ferry the entirety of the Felt around, including Ms. Paint and Arthour the horse butler. So Heart Is an Awesome Power after all. Doze has the power to speed up time around him, giving himself super-slowness, which causes him to be constantly be captured yet practically impossible to interrogate.
Later subverted when the power of the Hero of Heart is elaborated upon by Calliope, the Guardian's Cherub guide. Apparently Heart is effectively the same as Soul, which, combined with the powers of the Hero's class, makes the often thought innocent fangirl parody Nepeta the Stealer of Souls and Dirk Strider, the Prince of Heart, the Destroyer of Souls. Later he is shown being able to rip the soul from someone's body, which is shown to be excrutiatingly painful for Aranea.
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The Caster Chronicles: The main character, Ethan Wate, is a Wayward — a mortal whose destiny is essentially intertwined with that of a specific Caster. Waywards are also essentially a guide or compass for their Caster, and instinctively know where they need to go and what they need to do, especially when Casters are about as lost as the next person in the room. Needless to say, this only ever comes in handy when all other options have been exhausted. Comes with plenty of Lampshade Hanging that explicitly references Aquaman and his usually useless powers.
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Ratburger: Discussed when Zoe has recently dug through her bedroom wall to escape being grounded and save her pet rat, she ends up covered in dust. When Raj the news agent asks why, she replies that it's Fancy Dress Day at school and she's dressed as a superhero named "Dustgirl" whose superpower is that she's good at doing the dusting.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street: Suffer the Children: Freddy gives several teenagers powers, with his plan being to manipulate them into being his servants in the real world. Final Girl Alex gets empathy. She even states near the end of the book that this "power" just sucks compared to the ones her friends got, which included the likes of pyrokinesis, telekinesis and mind control. She tries to find a silver lining by thinking it could at least help her sense Freddy's presence. Reading her mind, his disembodied voice responds with "Don't count on it, bitch."
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Temps includes a man who can turn into a human-sized frog, with all the weaknesses of a frog, but can't swim very well, a man who can channel beer from elsewhere in the pub into his own pint, a woman who spontaneously generates rubbish when she's stressed (although she gets to show that Heart Is an Awesome Power), and a man whose Shock and Awe abilities are limited to very slowly building an electrostatic charge on a person or object, as long as the target isn't earthed. These are some of the main characters; there are throwaeays with even more useless powers such as the ability to see black-and-white films in colour.
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Xanth: Some of the magical talents are so widely useful and powerful that their possessors are known as Magicians and eligible to rule the magical land. And on the other hand are those with the power to make a small colored spot appear on the wall, play a magic flute, or make people in the vicinity age slightly faster. Much is made in the series out of finding real uses for even the feeblest talents, and a lot of crappy powers turn out to be surprisingly powerful, at least when facing the right plots. The spot-on-the-wall talent, for instance, can be used multiple times in order to make pictures, often quite convincing ones. The ability to make people age faster comes in handy when an important character is accidentally exposed to water from the Fountain of Youth and regresses to an infant.
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Appointment with F.E.A.R., being a Superhero Speciation story where you're allowed to choose one of four powers before the adventure begins, have Psi-powers as the least reliable of the four. More than half of the choices involving Psi-powers will involve your character dying horribly due to the powers failing in the last minute, or that mental powers are useful only against human-based enemies - try using it on animal opponents, a fish monster, a pair of mindless mutants or a rampaging android, and it's your funeral.
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This trope is played with in series 2 episode 4 of Pappy's Flatshare Slamdown, when that episode's Flat Games required the panelists to inhale helium. Josh Widdicombe's voice stayed the same, no matter how much he inhaled, leading him to joke that "when you discover your superpowers, sometimes, it's disappointing".
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All The Skills - A Deckbuilding LitRPG: Common-ranked cards typically have unimpressive powers, although having any card still boosts a person's health and makes them immune to scourge-rot.
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Eighties radio comedy Son of Cliché featured The League of Stupid Heroes, principally Captain Invisible and his trusty sidekick the Seethru Kid. One episode began in the local barbers with a very careful hairdresser demonstrating one of the drawbacks of invisibility.. at the end, Captain Invisible and seethru are both wounded and immobile and trying desperately to get the local police and ambulance service to locate them...
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xkcd has the "Wrong Superhero" Etymology-Man, whose powers are to explain where a word comes from. Of course, this is of no help to the people who summoned him by accident while trying to fight a horde of giant mantises. He originally appeared in Etymology-Man, where it is noted that, ironically, even Aquaman would be more useful in those circumstances.
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The Last Days of FOXHOUND: In the Metal Gear Solid parody webcomic we have The Chinaman of the Dead Cell unit. In a team consisting of a giant explosives expert, a superb strategist, and a vampire who can see in the dark, run up walls, walk on water and pin people to the ground by their shadows, The Chinaman is... a special effects expert and a navy swimming champion. Who can also hold his breath for a really long time. Did I mention that he's currently stationed in a desert? Because of all this, he ends up trying way too hard.
Dead Cell also has "Old Boy", whose "power" is...being a 100+ year old former Nazi General. Why are these two even in the comic you ask? Because they were originally going to appear in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty before being axed and incorporated into other characters (The Chinaman's water running powers were given to Vamp and Old Boy was reworked into The End).
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Pathfinder naturally has many feats, spells, and class features that are excessively situational or simply pointless; some carried over from Dungeons and Dragons, some brand new.
Several witch hexes fall into this. One grants the ability to sniff out creatures, which would be fine from a flavor and balance perspective, but apparently someone decided that wasn't sufficiently witchy and made it useless with the caveat that it only works on children.
The baffling Scrollmaster wizard archetype allows wizards to wield magical scrolls as weapons - which are incredibly easy to break, really expensive, and you're a wizard and suck at fighting why don't you just unroll it and read the spell?
Poisoned Egg is an often-mocked spell which transforms a single whole egg so it contains one dose of an incredibly weak poison for a few minutes - it doesn't even work through consumption, the egg has to be broken and its contents applied to a weapon. It also comes with the odd note that once the spell expires it reverts back to egg, which is harmless unless the poisoned creature is vulnerable to eggs.
The nerf to the bardsong Fascinate had this effect. In 3.5, it was a rather limited ability (able to shut down a creature's actions as they stop what they're doing and listen to your music, but they have to be within 90 feet and able to see, hear, and listen to you, you can't use it in combat, and any kind of threatening action by you or anyone else ends the effect), but it was counterbalanced by a unique save mechanic that made it almost irresistible in the handful of cases where you could use it. Pathfinder gave it a conventional save mechanic, but failed to change any of its other traits, making it strictly worse than just casting any given enchantment.
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Marvel Cinematic Universe:
Before The Avengers came out, many jokes were directed at the inclusion of Black Widow and Hawkeye because they are the only Badass Normals on a team with far more powerful members. How much this applies in the film is debatable (most of Hawkeye's most effective actions, like a hacking-arrow that shuts down the helicarrier, are done while brainwashed by Loki), but Black Widow makes effective use of psychological warfare.
The idea that Hawkeye brings nothing of value to the Avengers has been joked about in everything from sitcoms to stand-up comedy.
Lampshaded throughout Avengers: Age of Ultron, particularly with regards to Hawkeye.
At one point, Black Widow playfully ribs Hawkeye by saying that he's important because the other Avengers have to work together to humor him into thinking he actually contributes something. She's probably joking (after all, she's not really one to talk).
Also subverted in Avengers: Age of Ultron which shows that he is a man who never misses, regardless of what he is using. And that he is The Heart of the team, grounding the resident god, supersoldier, rampaging monster, and Billionaire Playboy in reality somewhat by not letting their power go to their heads. He's also the only one to beat both Maximoff twins through his own efforts, whereas none of the other Avengers ever really beat even one on their own (Cap strikes Quicksilver down, but only when he is disoriented).
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Pet Foolery: One strip shows a wizard offering three adventurers any animal power they can name. One chooses a falcon's flight; the second chooses an elephant's strength, and the third wants a horned lizard's ability to squirt blood from its eyes. The second won't stop questioning his power, which she claims is absolutely useless, until he sprays her with blood.
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Dungeons & Dragons:
The School of Divination gets this treatment sometimes. After all, knowing about stuff doesn't seem to be as cool as throwing fireballs. More experienced players are all too happy to demonstrate how the ability to legitimately metagame beats the ability to set stuff on fire 9 times out of 10. In a little Mythology Gag, in Pathfinder, the Thassilonian Empire utterly dismissed Divination as worthless, instead focusing on the other seven schools instead.
The Illusion and Enchantment schools, on the other hand, are a weird case of having this viewpoint be enforced. As with Divination, both schools provide spells and effects that are, while not as flashy as blasting someone with Fire, Ice, Lightning, still incredibly powerful. Game-Breaker powerful even. However, whereas Divination slipped under the radar, and continues to bedevil DMs to this day, the designers realized just how powerful a skilled Illusionist or Enchanter could be, and responded by slapping down immunities to these effects on something like 90% of all the creatures in the game. Thusly, an Illusionist or an Enchanter is all but worthless outside of certain very niche campaigns, and every other player perceives the schools as worthless.
A jokey article in Dragon Magazine #144 discussed a mage who accidentally invented a number of spells as part of an experiment to create everlasting scrolls, with said spells having their names be blends of existing ones. However, all the spells involved ended up being, shall we say, less than the sum of their parts. For instance, Remove Curse (frees the subject from the effect of a curse) and Bigby's Interposing Hand (conjures up a giant magical hand that blocks incoming attacks) were turned into Remove Hand, a spell which causes one of the caster's hands to fall off. Other notable ones include Charm Dead (improves your social skills when interacting with nonsentient dead bodies), Drawmij's Instant Death (kills the mage Drawmij, and only him), Explosive Familiar (causes your familiar to explode for a small amount of damage), Burning Mouth (makes your mouth feel incredibly hot), and Locate Hands (detects the location of your own hands, which can be helpful if you already cast Remove Hand).
The Entropomancer's capstone ability is to duplicate the effects of the rare artifact, the Talisman of the Sphere. What does it do? It increases your bonus to control a Sphere of Annihilation. Spheres of Annihilation are, if anything, rarer than Talismans, can't be made or bought, and anyone who owns one isn't going to give it to you. If the DM doesn't put a Sphere in the campaign setting, the feature is completely useless, and even if they do, going on a quest to find a Talisman of the Sphere is a lot easier than dumping ten levels in a mediocre class.
Since the beginning of the game, there have been abilities so utterly minor or inconsequential that players tend to flat-out forget they have them, seemingly just to add flavor or ward off Empty Levels. A good example is the druid ability Resist Nature's Lure, which gives a reasonable bonus to save against the abilities of fey. Sounds useful - but fey are a pretty uncommon creature type (only six in the core 3.x Monster Manual, none of which are particularly strong), and most (not all, but most) of the ones that are out there are relatively benign sorts who aren't going to be attacking you directly. Whole campaigns have ended without the players facing off against fey in battle. And druids have pretty high saves to begin with, so even if they do end up fighting a fey, they might not need the boost. Similarly, the bardsong Countersong allows bards to counter sound-based attacks and effects, but you'd struggle to find something that appliesnote a sound-based or language-based effect with a continuous duration that offers a save outside of certain other bardsongs, and not even the particularly good ones.
Slow Fall, a monk ability that lets them grab a nearby surface while falling to slow their descent and negate some level of falling damage. Except the level 1 spell Feather Fall negates all falling damage, affects the whole party, and doesn't need you to be next to anything. Even sillier because Slow Fall scales with level, meaning it takes until level 20 to finally be able to block any amount of falling damage.
Warlocks could take the Hideous Blow invocation, which allows you to make a single melee attack and add your Eldritch Blast damage on a successful hit. Unfortunately, warlocks are not really built for melee, and using the invocation negates most of the advantages of the basic Eldritch Blast (a sixty-foot range, touch attack that ignores most conventional forms of armor) in favor of adding a meager amount of weapon damage (assuming you even had a decent weapon you were proficient with). A later splatbook introduced the Eldritch Glaive invocation, which turned the blast itself into a weapon that allowed full-round attacks, granted inherent proficiency, delivered EB damage and weapon damage, and could trip foes, taking away what little utility Hideous Blow had once held.
Fifth Edition has worked hard to mostly avert this, but a few instances have still occured. One example is the Forge Domain's Channel Divinity ability. All cleric domains have a unique Channel Divinity power. These range from awesome, like the Life Domain's mass healing ability or the War Domain's huge bonus to an attack roll (that gets activated after you roll the die so you can see whether or not you'll need it), to the situational (the Knowledge Domain's granting of temporary tool proficiency) to the Forge Domain's. The Forge Domain (from the supplement book Xanathar's Guide to Everything) allows you to perform an hour long ritual in which you take some metal and turn it into a metal item. The metal used in the ritual can be any type of metal, it gets transformed in the process, so you could take copper and turn it into a steel sword. However, the process (which is already of limited use to adventurers) has some serious limitations. First, you must provide metal of equal value of the item you're making. Second, there's a cap of 100 gold pieces on the value of the item you're creating. Not a problem for weapons, but it means that you can't get any armor better than something that a starting character would already have. There are very few times when an adventuring party would have call for this ability at all, and the cap on value means that after a few levels that will quickly go from "few" to "none." Really, the most use you could get out of it is if your gear got stolen and you were thrown in prison but the guards didn't bother taking your holy symbol, at which point you could turn the bars in your cell into a morningstar or something. Or do something flavorful but not terribly useful like magically turning some bent nails into a new brass doorknob for the innkeeper. Over all, it's an ability that a normal character could end up never finding a real use for in an entire campaign.
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X-Men Film Series:
X-Men: The Last Stand: Kid Omega's power is retractable spines all over his body. Onscreen, we only see him use them to hug a lady to death. However, it's played like his powers should be at least mildly intimidating to the X-Men, who can regenerate, shoot lighting, etc. Also, when Magneto holds his meeting for mutants, he points out that there are a lot of weak mutants with powers that just make them unusual or have what amounts to aesthetic differences - a lot of them don't have much in the way of powers, but still get singled out for being different at all.
Discussed in Deadpool 2. While recruiting for his brand new X-Force team, he comes across Domino, who proclaims that her power is "being lucky". Deadpool is annoyed - being lucky isn't a superpower and it certainly isn't cinematic, falling into this trope, while Domino is insistent that it is, falling into the Heart Is an Awesome Power trope. Domino is proven right when her powers ensure that she's the only member of Deadpool's team to survive their first mission besides Deadpool himself, who only lives because of his Healing Factor.
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Knight and Rogue Series: The first power Michael develops after getting magic are an ability to see magic in nature, while he could already sense it if he was close enough to the magical object, and he treats this like the end of the world. He's even less pleased to discover his ability to make water wetter (let that one sink in) because of what it can do. He only calms down when Fisk points out that, actually, having water that's extra wet isn't really that useful.
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Apprentice Adept: The Tan Adept has the totem of the Evil Eye, granting him (later her) the power of mind control — much the same as Lelouch's Geass power, with similar limits (only targets one person at a time, only if they make eye contact, and only works once on the same person). Still sort of nifty, until you realize several of the other Adepts (Blue, Yellow, and Red in particular) could work spells to achieve much the same effect. Along with about a thousand other things which Tan can't do. In Tan's first appearance (Juxtaposition — the last book of the first trilogy), Tan had all the versatility of the other Adepts, limited only by line of sight. Piers Anthony apparently didn't read up on his own creations.
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In Henchgirl, Mary's roommate, Tina, reveals she has the power to make carrots come out of her wrists. Later in the series, she finds out she can animate them.
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Witches Abroad: Magrat's magic wand only seems able to turn things into pumpkins (because she doesn't know how to use it). However, she finds some good uses for this as the story progresses, turning it into Heart Is an Awesome Power.
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In Magical Girl Raising Project, every magical girl is given one special magical ability at random. Some get strong powers such as regeneration or sound manipulation. Others are far less lucky:
Nemurin has the ability to enter dreams, and is practically a god in the land of dreams. Unfortunately for her, she needs to be helping people in the waking world in order to earn magical candies, and candies earned in dreams don't carry over to the real world. The most she can do is comfort people in their dreams and give them advice.
Ruler can give a command to anyone that must be followed, which should be a powerful ability. However, it comes with so many requirements- she must stand still, call the opponent by name, point her scepter at them, be within 5 meters of her target, and has to be understood- that it's difficult to use practically.
Pechka can transform anything into delicious food after touching it for 5 minutes. The 5 minute factor makes it nearly useless in a fight, and she's trapped in a game world where she has to do a lot of fighting. At least everyone appreciates her food.
Detec Bell can create faces on buildings, allowing her to talk to them. It comes in handy for her job where she's a detective, but in the game world none of the buildings are willing to give her any information, making it rather useless.
Rionetta can control puppets in a humanoid shape, which is powerful under specific circumstances, but hard to use when she's trapped in a game world where most of her enemies are creatures that don't qualify as puppets. Subverted as she can also control dead people with her power, something she doesn't want to advertise.
Prism Cherry can change what is reflected in mirrors. She can create entire scenes and environments in them. Cute, but rather useless since it doesn't change anything in reality. She frequently lambasts how bad her ability is. It takes her awhile to realize that it is actually the manipulation of reflected light, which is a little more useful, though still not particularly powerful.
Kafuria can see who dies earliest. The person who will die next has a floating skull above their head that only she can see. It doesn't tell her when or how they will die, just that they're next. She can interfere and change their fate, but without knowing the details she can't do much. She is friends with other Magical Girls with useless powers: Negino (generate the smell of green onions), Kokuri-chan (move a single coin at the speed of a fast-walking human), and Auro (maintain a perfect afro).
Premium Sachiko can create contracts with others when they write on her dress. These work by fueling all of a person's luck into one event (getting whatever they signed the contract for), but the catch is that that is quite literally all the luck they will ever have, so anyone who does sign the contract will become totally and utterly unlucky immediately after they get what they want, i.e. you win the lottery and then immediately get hit by a meteor. Sachiko doesn't like to use her powers at all because she doesn't want to hurt anyone, but even if she did want to use it against people, she can't force anyone to make a contract. This power does end up defeating the Big Bad, who thought she could trick the contract by having someone she'd enthralled sign it... but because the thrall considered the Big Bad her absolute best friend, her new Doom Magnet status ensured that the Big Bad was also hit by the bad luck and suffered an Undignified Death.
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Gunnerkrigg Court Andrew's etheric ability is to subconsciously impose order, or as Parley puts it, "his super power is to make everything boring!" That being said, it gradually becomes more useful as Andrew becomes more competent at using it and eventually develops into borderline Reality Warping thanks to being able to manipulate probability and subtly produce beneficial results for Andrew and anyone he's close to. His ability just isn't as flashy as, say, Parley's teleportation or Annie's pyrokinesis.
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In Paranatural, Max gets magnet powers from his possessed bat. It would be pretty cool, except all the enemies in the comic are intangible ghosts and spirits, so throwing around a bunch of metal stuff isn't really as useful as you'd think.
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Fingerprints features characters with a variety of Psychic Powers: some awesome, some... less so. Lampshaded when the main character Rae, who has the ability to read thoughts from fingerprints, tries to fight a villain with a much stronger psychic power, who laughs at the uselessness of Rae's ability.
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Knights of the Dinner Table features an in-universe example of this when the Knights play a variant of their usual superhero-based tabletop game that focuses on this trope. In the first session, Dave's Pot-Lid Boy (power: creative use of kitchen utensils; his lid armor was as strong as Kevlar) and Bob's The Screecher (power: cripplingly-strong nails-on-a-chalkboard power, plus an inability to be touched by human flesh) were soundly defeated by Shrink-Wrap Man, Edward Tire-Iron-Fingers, and the Human Sprinkler (Exactly What It Says on the Tin).
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Girl Genius: Krosp I, Emperor of all cats, has the power to command other cats. The intent was to use cats as spies, but unfortunately cats aren't that bright, get distracted easily, and don't understand most of the things humans do. Even if they don't just forget what they're supposed to be doing, the chance of them coming back with any usable information is low, and Krosp was nearly killed off as an embarrassing failed experiment. Later, it turns out that Krosp is actually supposed to command his creator's army of bears.
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Selan Pike's EvilFTW has a girl who is psychic, but only when it comes to vending machines; all but Selanio, Xeno, Professor Pain, Reza, Damon Lords, and Apogee are Blessed with Suck in some form in this series. One might try to argue that Selan is different — right up until she faints from hypoglycemia. She can't use her powers while tired.
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League of Super Redundant Heroes: Some, like Buckaress, have no identifiable powers at all (unless you count her being able to set any food item on fire by being tangentially involved in its preparation), and Good Girl's abilities are... well, we don't know what they are. Gyrognome is really good at punching people in the balls. Justified since he's at the perfect height for it. Laser Pony can shoot immensely powerful laser beams from his eyes... that he can't aim because the lasers burned out his retinas.
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Alcatraz Series: Played with in Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians. The Smedry family all have magical "talents" that typically sound not just useless, but actively detrimental, but also have some sort of powerful effect. Sometimes the beneficial effects are extensions of the talent, like Grandpa Smedry being late to everything, including being shot or his own death, while others are less directly related, like Sing's ability to fall down, which actually acts as an early warning sign of impending danger.
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In Strong Female Protagonist, Max considered his biodynamic ability of Super-Empowering to be useless, as he wanted to be able to be do things of which other biodynamics were capable, and resented the notion of only being able to make others more powerful.
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Thunderbirds: Scott and Virgil get to fly planes, Gordon gets a nifty submarine, John is in charge of the spy satellite and Alan gets a spaceship. Sounds like Alan has the plum role, except people getting into trouble in space is a lot rarer than land- or sea-based rescues so Thunderbird 3 gets left gathering dust in the hangar while everyone else goes off on missions.
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During the super hero story arc of Dragon Tails, Lemuel's alter ego gained the ability to manipulate emotions and make people happy. Not only did he gain these powers while playing a villain, he couldn't actually stop people from doing things, merely change how they feel about doing those things.
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Graceling Realm: A "Graceling" (an individual gifted, or cursed, with an unusual/superhuman ability) doesn't automatically know what their Grace is, and has to discover it through experience. Some of these Graces, once identified, turn out to be pretty useless. Among the examples given are the Grace to eat rocks and not get sick, the Grace to open your mouth so wide your face gets turned inside out — good only for grossing people out (Beetlejuice-inspired, perhaps?) and various nice but limited Graces such as knowing exactly what food will satisfy someone at the moment.
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Spoony references this trope while decrying the weak plots of the Final Fantasy series. Final Fantasy's plot, about the four elemental orbs: "The only way this plot could be gayer is if there was a fifth orb for Heart!" (Cue Stock Footage from Captain Planet.)
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A number of Magic: The Gathering cards are so situational as to be useless. One of the best examples of this is the Great Wall enchantment. Landwalk is an ability that renders a creature such that it can't be blocked if it's attacking an opponent who has the correct type of land (swamps for swampwalk, forests for forestwalk and so on). It's usually not that useful itself, since much of the time your opponent won't be playing the right kind of land so the ability does nothing— unless it targets a whole subgroup of lands, like, say, Dryad Sophisticate and her nonbasic landwalknote which means as long as your opponent has a land that isn't one of the basics, she can't be blocked. The rarest of the basic landwalks is plainswalk, mostly due to Fridge Logic over how you stealthily move through a wide open plain anyway. Not a single card with this ability has ever been considered a threat in any known Magic Metagame. The Great Wall enchantment's sole effect is that it allows creatures with plainswalk to be blocked. At the time of release, only one card (Righteous Avengers, which often lands on worst-card-of-all-time lists itself) had this ability, and it was released in the same set as Great Wall - more than a few people have suggested that it was only created so Great Wall wasn't completely useless.
Shelkin Brownie negates the "bands with other" ability. There are only six legal cards that provide a "bands with other" ability (none of them even have it themselves), and the ability itself is seen as both kinda bad and incredibly confusing and unintuitive, to the point that the developers have sworn to never use it in a card again.
Infamous as perhaps the worst card ever printed is Break Open. It interacts with the Morph mechanic which allows a player to play a creature face down as ability-less, weak creature, then later pay more mana to flip it over, usually into a more powerful creature and often triggering an effect when flipped. So more often than not, when you Break Open an opponents creature (since it cannot target your own), you're actually upgrading it and saving your opponent the trouble of having to pay for it themselves. Not to mention that this is assuming they even have Morph creatures in their deck in the first place, since if they don't you can't even play the card, which might be for the best anyways. Unlike many of the other "worst cards ever", which are mostly just weak or pointless, Break Open is almost always going to be actively detrimental for the person who cast it.
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The Witch of Knightcharm: The rookie witch Claudette is especially good at cosmetics magic. This does have some utility, since students at her evil Wizarding School aren't even allowed toiletries unless they can pass certain tests and she can use her powers to maintain herself instead of becoming a total mess like the other failing students, but it's still not terribly useful for the school's combat-heavy curriculum. It's implied that her magic specialty being so superfluous is the reason why Claudette lags behind the rest of her clique in terms of overcoming the school's (violent and potentially lethal) challenges.
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In Pulse possessors of such powers are classified as E-Class: "A person with unconventional or ineffective powers."
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X-Men: The Last Stand: Kid Omega's power is retractable spines all over his body. Onscreen, we only see him use them to hug a lady to death. However, it's played like his powers should be at least mildly intimidating to the X-Men, who can regenerate, shoot lighting, etc. Also, when Magneto holds his meeting for mutants, he points out that there are a lot of weak mutants with powers that just make them unusual or have what amounts to aesthetic differences - a lot of them don't have much in the way of powers, but still get singled out for being different at all.
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The Suicide Squad:
It's revealed that the secretive TDK's power is... to detach and control his arms telekinetically. Yeah, turns out his name stood for "The Detachable Kid." Not only do his arms move relatively slowly and boast at-most regular human strength, but they're still treated as "connected" to him for the purposes of whether or not hurting them will hurt him. Needless to say, when he attempts to use this ability in an active combat situation, the most he manages to do is ineffectually smack a couple of confused enemy soldiers before they simply shoot his floating arms and he dies from shock and blood loss. (He's also a Shout-Out to joke character Arm Fall Off Boy, a brief gag from Legion of Superheroes, whose power was arguably a bit worse.)
This is actually subverted with the Polka-Dot Man, who, despite being mocked for how silly and lame his powers must be to give him such an awful name and theme, actually becomes something of an Adaptational Badass: his "polka-dots" are actually disintegration spheres that can burn through almost anything they touch.
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Learning with Manga! FGO:
The unnamed FBI agent Assassin's Noble Phantasm creates a folder with all of the target's dirty little secrets, perfect for shaming and blackmailing them. Though this has some applications, it's near-useless for combatting Servants—being figures of myth and history, their secrets and weaknesses are already well-known, using it to identify a Servant is unnecessary when Grand Order is pretty lax about True Names, and most of them would respond to threats of blackmail by simply vaporizing you. It also does nothing to help Assassin's dreadful combat skills.
The bunnygirl Rider's Noble Phantasm is even sillier - being able to summon reels of every film she ever worked on. As it turns out, though, old-school filmstock is highly flammable, meaning this has at least some applications. She can also create costumes, which are rarely convincing.
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Dr. Horrible's roomie Moist from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog apparently has the power to make things... moist. Lampshaded when he laments that at his most badass he can make people feel like they want to take a shower. A prequel comic actually shows that it's not a superpower so much as a condition he developed when his father bought a plutonium-powered air humidifier to deal with his dry skin.
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In the web-novel Domina, some of the superpowers are Super-Speed, force fields, the ability to manipulate rock and stone, pyrokinesis, and... lie detection. Not even particularly good lie detection, either; half-truths slip right by.
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Maximum Ride: While some members of the flock are developing awesome super powers such as super speed or mind control, Iggy gets the ability to feel color and see if everything is white, and Fang has invisibility that only works if he is standing still.
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In Warhammer 40,000, Flamers of Tzeentch can breath random 'fires' at enemies. This can result in the target being burned to ashes in seconds, having only their clothes burned off, or being drizzled in a fine mist of red wine (among other things). Pink Horrors of Tzeentch have been noted as finding events like the last two an endless source of humour.
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El Goonish Shive:
When Ellen and Elliot start developing magic, Ellen gets the variation of Transformation Ray turning the target into a very impressive human female, the first being a Transformation Ray turning her into the target's clone. Elliot starts off able to transform into a girl, and then develops the ability to turn into any girl and change outfits. The first "really useful" spell he eventually gets is the one turning him into a stock superheroine.
Some of the other spells and powers of characters count too. Nanase has a disguise spell that only works on her hair and a spell that allows her to exchange a clothing item she's wearing with another clothing item. Sarah almost gets the ability to turn into a guy before she was foiled by her own brain. Susan's only known spell lets her summon magic hammers at any time, but they don't leave any serious injury and are mostly intended for gag purposes. Magus can slightly amplify emotions (This has yet to be of ANY use). And Rhoda and Dex have the powers to, respectively, make things larger and to summon a fairy companion. However, the former ability winds up saving the user's life and the person with the latter ability just wants companionship, so it works out in the end.
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True Facts about the Cuttlefish: This is ZeFrank's opinion of the cuttlefish's ability to perfectly change color to match its background in complete darkness. Amazing but... in what context would that ever be useful?
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Bob's power in The Way of the Metagamer is to "fail at building demolition".
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The Extraordinary Adventures of Ordinary Boy: This trope appears often. In the city the stories take place in, everyone has super-powers (except for the eponymous protagonist). Said powers range from the typical Flying Brick and Mind Control powers to the less-than-useful — Puddle Boy can create puddles beneath his feet, Melonhead has a melon-shaped head and spits (ordinary) watermelon seeds, and Whistlin' Dixie can whistle any song perfectly.
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The Pale King: Claude Sylvanshine has Random Fact Intuition, which is ESP with nothing but useless facts.
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In A Path to Greater Good, Noah's power is the inability to see his own reflection. It later gets upgraded to travelling between two parallel worlds, but he often materialises dozens of feet in the air or surrounded by man-eating dinosaurs.
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Before The Avengers came out, many jokes were directed at the inclusion of Black Widow and Hawkeye because they are the only Badass Normals on a team with far more powerful members. How much this applies in the film is debatable (most of Hawkeye's most effective actions, like a hacking-arrow that shuts down the helicarrier, are done while brainwashed by Loki), but Black Widow makes effective use of psychological warfare.
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A good chunk of the superpowers in Survival of the Fittest Evolution, which include black-mould growing saliva, choking up smoke, transparent skin, regrowing lost teeth, and glow in the dark eyes.
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The Spoony Experiment:
Spoony references this trope while decrying the weak plots of the Final Fantasy series. Final Fantasy's plot, about the four elemental orbs: "The only way this plot could be gayer is if there was a fifth orb for Heart!" (Cue Stock Footage from Captain Planet.)
There's also Terl, who has the ability to intuitively know how high above sea level any location on earth is, and concludes that because of this, people should worship him as a god. When Spoony counters that you could just look it up on Wikipedia, Terl responds "Well, yes. But only a lowly man-animal would need to."
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A minor character introduced in The Dresden Files RPG can see through drywall. Nothing else. Just drywall.
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The Legends of Ethshar: In With a Single Spell, the orphaned apprentice's eponymous lone firestarting spell is useless and laughable the entire book, until it plays a deadly role in the end. Also, when the protagonist is trapped in a dead mage's extraplanar castle and is going through all the spellbooks for a means of escape, he casts the badass but extremely lame spell "Jalger's Jar Opener". This spell summons a 9-foot silvery spike-covered demonic entity. To open a jar for you. After which it disappears...
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Parodied in one arc of Pearls Before Swine, where the crocodiles form a Fantastic Four out of three crocs (since they're bad at math), which consisted of Paper Jam Boy, Stapler Head, and Doorstoppo; their powers are Exactly What They Say On The Tin. Paper Jam Boy then proceeds to be "defeated" by a printer that was out of ink.
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The Twilight Saga: Some vampires gain genuine supernatural powers, while others just have a natural trait magnified. The latter circumstance tends to suck. Carlisle got stuck with compassion, Esme with The Power of Love, Marcus can see relationships, and Rosalie with beauty. Renesmee can show her own thoughts to people she touches and who can't be blocked out from anyone.
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The Hunger Games: Peeta jokes that the only thing he's really great at is icing cakes; Katniss, understandably, doesn't think that's likely to help him in the arena. In fact it makes him freaking boss at camouflage, which is great news for the Non-Action Guy. In addition he is actually quite strong, even compared to the careers just without any real combat training. Though this is less true In Catching Fire after he has been injured in the first games.
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Morgan from S&D Tier is a "D-Tier Supervillain," because, while they technically have superpowers, they're considered to be a virtual non-threat. Why? Because their power is the ability to teleport other people... once a month. And they can't choose where they send people; they can only teleport people to them. Oh, and they can't teleport anything that isn't biological matter, so whoever they summon shows up naked. Unsurprisingly, Morgan's had to become Weak, but Skilled in order to compensate.
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Wild Cards: The powers and physical changes caused by the Mass Super-Empowering Event at the start of the series were entirely random, and vary in how useful they actually are. Changed individuals are typically referred to as Aces, who get powers with no outward changes, and Jokers, who are mutated and disfigured and usually have no powers. An additional category is later made for Deuces, a subgroup of Aces whose powers are mostly useless. There's Mr. Rainbow, who can change the color of his skin to any color (solid colors only, no patterns); a woman who can levitate, but only when she's sleeping; and a man who can stick his hand into a tub of water and make it boil in just under eight minutes. It's noted that, in many cases, being an Ace or a Deuce is somewhat situational. Being able to turn yourself into living liquid and back is considered to be a Deuce power... until a firefight breaks out, at least.
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In Wright as Rayne, Misty Smid's superpower is the ability to sense when people are looking at her and where they're standing. This can make her a decent spy, but it's useless in combat, especially when you consider her best friend is a witch.
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Cartoonist Michael Kupperman parodied this in an issue of Nickelodeon Magazine with such characters as Mannister, the man who could become a bannister (thereby keeping people from falling off the stairs if some villain were to steal the bannister rail for some reason). As noted in his introductory strip, "This ability was useful some of the time, but not most of the time."
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BBC radio comedy show The Burkiss Way had a Legion of Super-Heroes sketch where the team are irritated by an applicant trying to claim the ability to stand up from a sitting position as a super-power. ("I can do it quite quickly...") When this fails to impress them, he claims to have the ability to move from place to place at will — by getting on the bus. They try and throw him out, so he reveals he has one last super-power: The ability to stop any comedy programme at will.
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Hannah, in Heroes Save the World, can make coins disappear in a setting full of more conventionally-scaled powers, like controlling fire or seeing the future.
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In the League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions Mr. Obvious had the power to see the obvious!
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The Perfect Run: In a world where Genomes can become a Reality Warper or a Physical God, The Panda has the power to transform into... a Panda. This becomes somewhat better when it's revealed that his transformation comes with a perfect Healing Factor that heals any damage taken, not to mention how Timmy is one of the very rare Genomes who can take a second Elixir without going insane.
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Homestar Runner:
In the Strong Bad Email "super powers", Strong Bad reveals his secret super-power: removing caps (bottle-caps, beanie caps, etc.) with the power of his mind.
In the email "lunch special", Bubs reveals that he had the power of flight... but since he gained a lot of weight, he could only float a couple of inches off the ground anyway. And he lost it after Strong Bad tricked him into saying his name backwards minus one B.
In the email "shapeshifter", Strong Bad remarks that shape-shifting powers tend to come with annoying rules and restrictions. Among the examples he lists are being able to turn into hand-knitted presents from your grandma, balloon animals, or "almost" anyone in the world (as in, about half of another person).
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DSBT InsaniT: As revealed in the Special Info Episode, Frog's only power is to turn the surrounding area into a grassy plain with a move of the same name...He has yet to use it in the series proper though.
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Stephen Lynch does an Audience Participation Song, Superheroes, where the many of the suggested powers would fit this trope. Such as Valtrex Boynote "Isn't that the herpes medicine?" and Bong Mannote "Put down that TV or... Fuck it man, who's got the Funyuns"
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Encanto: In comparison to some of the other family's gifts (shapeshifting, animal communion, super strength, weather manipulation) it seems like Dolores (super hearing) got shafted even more so than Mirabel (though maybe not as much as Bruno, given that the tendency to blame him for misfortune that he foresaw led to his self-imposed exile.)
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Cornucopia: Many people make fun of Hiccup’s chosen power: the ability to control paint.
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Groove Squad: Chrissy has Super-Strength and Ping can fly, whereas Mac has X-Ray Vision.
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In the Brazilian film Estômago Nonato's "superpower" of incredible cooking and encyclopedic knowledge about gastronomy are basically his only powers against two greedy capitalists (and a not so kind hooker) with more money and knowledge than himself, and then in a prison where even the weakest prisoner could easily beat the crap out (or shiv off his lungs) of him. He does prevail over them all in the end.
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Mistborn:
The main magic system is allomancy. There are numerous powers, each associated with a metal, and Mistborn are people with all the powers, while those with a single one of the abilities are called Mistings. Obviously Mistborn are much more powerful, but many powers are very handy on their own, like Brass giving Emotion Control, Tin giving super-senses or Pewter enhanced strength and dexterity. Others are pretty unimpressive on their own, like Bronze allowing you to sense other allomancers or Copper allowing you to prevent them from being sensed, or Gold that lets you learn about your past self. While the former two aren't totally useless (being able to find or hide other allomancers does have some value), using gold allomancy is basically just considered a waste of gold as not only is there no real way to benefit, many with the power find it unsettling to use.
The Sequel Series adds more metals to the mix, which again vary significantly in power. One of the main characters has the ability to create a field around herself that basically put her and anyone else in it in slow motion compared to the outside world. She considers this useless to the point that she hides, it preferring people think she has no power rather than such a useless one, because the only thing it's good for is if you're tired of waiting for something to happen. Of course at the end of the book first, our heroes make a plan involving using her power to stall long enough for The Cavalry to arrive. She does start looking for (and finding) a few other uses for it after this as well.
Duralumin allows Mistborn to supercharge one of their other powers by using both at the same time. However someone can also be a Misting with just this power which does literally nothing on it's own. Aluminum is arguably even worse, as it just burns away their reserves of metals to no benefit, meaning that it does nothing for Mistings and is generally detrimental to Mistborn. It does have some niche uses, like safely disposing of bad metals (An allomancer can get sick or even die if they burn an impure metal, and some of the allomantic metals are poisonous if not burned off). Word of God also indicates that it could interact with other magic systems in The Cosmere, allowing the user to burn away harmful magical effects, although this hasn't come up thus far.
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Some examples from the post-modern horror game Unknown Armies:
One significant magical ritual (that is, an effect of Authentic Thaumaturgy usable only by Adepts, not by normal people unless they HAPPEN to know the incredibly rare and costly Harmonious Alignment minor-charging ritual) is called "Scurvy Livestock". This ultra-rare power, which can be cast ONLY on a full moon night and which requires yellow phlegm from a sick woman with at least one living child, mixed with wine and honey which must be boiled (while saying magic words) in your opponent's field, causes livestock owned by the target to sicken: cows give sour milk, sheep get patchy, and piglets fail to thrive. Some, as the spell notes, will die. The book explains: "Sure, this doesn't seem particularly impressive today. But in the Middle Ages it was one of the all-time greats."
Iconomancy (magic gained by literally worshiping celebrities) seems built to be absolutely useless. The effects themselves aren't that bad, but getting the charges to use them is ridiculous. Minor charges are simple (a one-hour religious ceremony devoted to whichever celebrity you want to charge from), but significant charges require either discovering something shocking about the celebrity (like finding a gun owned by John Lennon) or radically altering yourself to resemble the celebrity (we're talking plastic surgery-level alteration). And getting a major charge requires being present at the death of someone famous enough to be the subject of Iconomantic ritual - which means getting a major charge for any of the sample celebrities is literally impossible. Magic in Unknown Armies is highly situational in many cases, but Iconomancy has so many restrictions it has to be intentional.
Mageekians are people who gain subconscious magical power from something they are preoccupied with; these powers are often pretty limited. Examples mentioned in the books include a doll collector whose dolls come alive when she sleeps and a guy who has the power of Compelling Voice but is far too shy to actually use it.
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The Plumbing the Death Star episode "How Effective is the Suicide Squad?" tests the Squad's mission statement, defeat villains with superpowers, by grading how each individual member would fare against Superman. Of the nine members, seven get less than a one out of ten, because their incredible powers of shooting, boomerangs enthusiasm, sword enthusiasm, acrobatics, climbing, humanity, and ordinary cannibalism don't really mean much against an unkillable flying bullet that can vaporize you with a glance if you're taking him alone. But with the Squad together:
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In the Strong Bad Email "super powers", Strong Bad reveals his secret super-power: removing caps (bottle-caps, beanie caps, etc.) with the power of his mind.
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Flander's Company: Most of the time, the candidates Hippolyte receives have the most useless and ridiculous superpowers the writers can imagine.
Lose-man can absorb the ambient "Lose"... which makes him incredibly unlucky. Sure, when he has absorbed enough, he can release it all at once in a powerful energy blast. This, he can do about... once a month.
In an episode of the third season, Hippolyte must engage a man saying that he can cause a deluge by dancing wearing a duck rubber ring and a tutu on a techno/space opera remix of the Lake of Swans. Seriously. (Poor Hippolyte lost it...)
The alternate universe has its own lame applicants too. One seems to think he can become a superhero with the sole power of creating flower bouquets. Hippolyte suggests he should create roses, with lots of thorns, and demonstrates how to use them offensively....
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Yu-Gi-Oh! has an assortment of cards like this - some are outdated, others were never good to begin with.
A prime example is the cycle of Traps that only exist to counter one specific powerful card - Anti Raigeki to Raigeki, White Hole to Dark Hole, Jar Robber to Pot of Greed, Call of the Grave to Monster Reborn, and many others. Most of these cards are limited to one or banned, so even if your opponent has one and it's currently legal, there's no guarantee they'll be using it during the match, much less while you have that Trap out. And there are plenty of cards that can negate any Spell, which makes the entire affair even more pointless.
Even worse are cards like Senet Switch, which allows you to move one monster to an adjacent space... Something which is practically useless 99% of the time. Even when Link rules made monster placement actually relevant, it still never sees play.
The ancient Zone Eater and Swordsman from a Distant Land have bottom-tier stats and an effect where a monster that destroyed them by battle is destroyed itself... at the end of the fifth turn after the battle took place. If your opponent's monster is still standing after five turns without having been destroyed or used as material for something else, it either has so many protective effects that this destruction ability will do nothing, or you're so incompetent that it's a wonder you've managed to survive those five turns. And even in its time, Man-Eater Bug (one of the very first effect monsters in the game) did basically the same thing, only it could destroy any monster the moment it was flipped up, while later cards like Yomi Ship, Newdoria, and D.D. Warrior straight-up did the same thing but better.
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Super Temps has this apply to the entire "non-super" civilian populace. Everyone's got a power, just most suck — although some "non-supers" do have Lethal Harmless Powers.
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There's also Terl, who has the ability to intuitively know how high above sea level any location on earth is, and concludes that because of this, people should worship him as a god. When Spoony counters that you could just look it up on Wikipedia, Terl responds "Well, yes. But only a lowly man-animal would need to."
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Pick up the latest copy of the Guinness World Records and turn to the "Human Achievements" section; the record holders there hold records for things that are certainly interesting (like say, wheelbarrow racing, shaving, and riding non-stop on a merry-go-round) but not exactly stuff that looks good on a resume.
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Seven Days In Silverglen: The most that gorgons can do with their powers is sense the depth and properties of stone, which tends to be so specific that it's practically useless in a modern setting.
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In Fate/hollow ataraxia, Angra Mainyu's signature ability is Verg Avesta, where he transforms into a wolflike form that reflects the pain of any attacks he takes in that form back at his opponent. Awesome, right? Too bad that it doesn't actually stop Angra himself from taking damage (in fact, he has to be feeling the pain for it to work), nor does the attack actually truly injure the target, meaning the moment Angra isn't in pain or conscious enough to maintain the effect (which can include cases where he dies), his target is completely fine, nor does it help that Angra is a Fragile Speedster who will probably die or at least get knocked out if his opponent gets in a solid enough hit to make Verg Avesta worth it. In games where he's a playable character, it's even funnier, because enemies aren't guaranteed to attack him while Verg Avesta is up, meaning there's a good chance he has to spend all that work building up a Limit Break for nothing. Even he thinks the ability is worthless, not least because using it means exposing himself to injury. That said, it does find some use when he teams up with Bazett, who can finish people off while they're reeling in pain.
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The Creepypasta "Ability" plays this trope for Fridge Horror. The narrator notices a homeless guy muttering to himself. When a fat woman walks past, the homeless guy looks at her and says "pig", which the narrator assumes to be an insult about her weight. A man walks past and the homeless guy says "human", which to the narrator seems quite obvious. Another man walks past and gets called a cow, which confuses the narrator as he was pretty skinny. A fat man walks past and is called a potato, which further confuses the narrator as he thought he called fat people pigs, not potatoes. After watching him call passersby random names for a while, the narrator begins to suspect that the homeless guy has a psychic ability to tell what people were in a past life, and eventually goes up and asks him. The homeless guy confirms that he does indeed have a psychic ability, just not that one. His actual ability is sadly pretty useless: the ability to tell the last thing someone ate. The narrator walks away laughing that it is indeed a useless power. Now, what did he say about the second passerby again?
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Solid jj's "The Justice League Remembers Hawkman Exists" video has the Justice League point out that Hawkman's only "powers" are to fly (which nearly all members of the League can do) and using a mace (which is all but stated to kill the criminals he encounters). Hawkman retorts by pointing out that he's immortal via reincarnation... only to clarify that he has to be literally reborn again (i.e., go from a baby to an adult). Lastly, it's acknowledged that Hawkman is rich like Batman, but as Superman and the Flash point out, Batman uses his wealth to finance the League whereas Hawkman does not.
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What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Pandalian / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Puni Puni☆Poemi / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sailor Moon / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Tiger & Bunny / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Witch Hunter Robin / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Doctor Whooves Adventures (Audio Play) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG (Blog) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 8×10 Tasveer / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Animal Man (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Bazooka Jules (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Excalibur (Marvel Comics) (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Generation X (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Generation X (2017) (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Inferior Five (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Infinity, Inc. (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Iron Man (2020, Ongoing) (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Legion of Super-Heroes (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Major Bummer (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Marvel Adventures (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mary Jane & Black Cat (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mini Marvels (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 New X-Men (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ninja High School (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 PS238 (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Pinocchio, Vampire Slayer (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Rising Stars (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sergio Aragonés Destroys DC (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Star-Lord (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Teen Titans: Year One (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Death of Lightning Lad (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Inhumans (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Shadow Hero (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Simpsons (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Umbrella Academy (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Thorgal (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Watchmen (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Way of X (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 What If? (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Wolverine and the X-Men (Marvel Comics) (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 X-Factor (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Twisted Toyfare Theatre (Comic Strip) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 What's New? with Phil and Dixie (Comic Strip) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Aquaman / Comicbook
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Earth X / Comicbook / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Fantastic Four / Comicbook / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 GreatLakesAvengers
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Hawkeye / Comicbook / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 BlackAndGold
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Heroes for Earth (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Pre Cure Like Fan Fics / Fan Fic
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Professor Arc / Fan Fic / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Romance and the Fate of Equestria (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The CRONIES / Fan Fic / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Touhou Tsukuribanashi / Fan Fic
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 A Boy, a Girl and a Dog: The Leithian Script (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 All For Luz Reaction (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Angel on my Shoulder (MHA) (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Apex Predator (Worm) (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Beyond the Outer Gates Lies... A high school library? (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Big Human on Campus (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Black And Gold (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Brockton's Celestial Forge (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Celadon's New Blossom (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 CRISIS: Equestria (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Dangerverse (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Dekiru: The Fusion Hero! (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Deku: The Golden Saiyan Hero of Hope (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Fairies of the Shattered Moon (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Fate Kaleid Prisma Taylor (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Forged Destiny (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Heels Over Head (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Hellsister Trilogy (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Here There Be Monsters (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Juxtapose (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Lavandula Somnambulist (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mauling Snarks (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 My Little Denarians (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Of Lilies and Chestnuts (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 PisayHeroes
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Russian Roulette (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sburb Glitch FAQ (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sheep Go to Heaven (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Skitterdoc 2077 (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Smart Adversaries AU (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Snuggles the Symbiote (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 SpiderMikeSpiderman
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Eyes Have It (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The First Pillar (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Nucleus Incident (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Scorpion Jar (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Seer (Phineas and Ferb) (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Thieves Can Be Heroes! (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Thinking In Little Green Boxes (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Touhou Tsukuribanashi (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ultimate Spider-Woman (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Villain Of Your Own Story (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Voyages of the Wild Sea Horse (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 With Confidence (Fanfic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Aquaman (2018) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Deadpool 2 / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 8×10 Tasveer / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Estômago / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Forbidden Zone / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Galaxy Quest / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Justice League of America / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Miss Congeniality / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mystery Men / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Oz the Great and Powerful / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sixty Million Dollar Man / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sky High (2005) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Suicide Squad / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 X2: X-Men United / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 X-Men: The Last Stand / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Disney Fairies (Franchise) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Masters of the Universe (Franchise) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 PewDiePie (Lets Play) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Amagi Brilliant Park / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Campfire Cooking In Another World With My Absurd Skill / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Haganai / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 All The Skills - A Deckbuilding LitRPG / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 All The World Is Holy / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Amagi Brilliant Park / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Anita Blake / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Appointment with F.E.A.R. / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Apprentice Adept / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Arifureta: From Commonplace to World's Strongest / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ars Goetia / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Banished from the Hero's Party / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Beast Tamer / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Castle Perilous / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Children of the Red King / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Clockpunk and the Vitalizer / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Dragon Calling / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Enchanted Pony Academy / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Fox Craft / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Guinness World Records / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Haganai / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 He Who Fights With Monsters / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 I Became the Villain the Hero Is Obsessed With / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Katanagatari / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Kushiel's Legacy / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Leven Thumps / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mark Of The Fool / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Maximum Ride / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Modern Magic Made Simple / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Momo (1973) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Of Fear and Faith / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Parasite Code / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ratburger / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Rising × Rydeen / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sagrada Reset / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Shannara / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Solar Defenders: The Role of a Shield / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Steelheart / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Straight Outta Fangton / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Super Filete / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Super Supportive / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Circle Opens / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Heritage of Shannara / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Hunger Games / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Lightbringer Series / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Pale King / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Perfect Run / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Rising of the Shield Hero / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Storm of M / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Sword of Shannara Trilogy / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Twilight Saga / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The War of the Flowers / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 This Used To Be About Dungeons / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Tokyo Demons / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Urban Dragon / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Wax and Wayne / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Wild Cards / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Worm / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Xanth / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 AquaMan
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Batgirl1
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 FailOSuckyName
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 First Chapter Displacement
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 GreatLakesAvengers
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 InfinityInc
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 MadnessInABox
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Malph
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mantracker
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mario4812LikedTropes3
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Miijhal
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 PokemonTropesSToZ
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ptitlei20tntia
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ptitleykqpfo5t
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 S-Cry-Ed
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 SpoonyBard
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 TheAlmightyJohnsons
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 TouhouTsukuribanashi
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 UnicornTrilogy
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 WhatKindOfLamePowerisHeartAnyway
sameAs
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 WhatKindofLamePowerIsHeartAnyway
sameAs
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 WhatKindofLamePowerisHeartAnyway
sameAs
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 A Certain Scientific Railgun (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Aphorism (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Bungo Stray Dogs (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Cardcaptor Sakura (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Chronicles of the Going Home Club (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 City Hunter (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Cyborg 009 (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Darwin's Game (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA☆ILLYA (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Gakuen Alice (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Iris Zero (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Karakuridouji Ultimo (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Magical Girl Site (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Maoh: Juvenile Remix (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Project ARMS (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Rosario + Vampire (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sekirei (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Senyuu. (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Demon Girl Next Door (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Law of Ueki (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The World is Still Beautiful (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Umi no Misaki (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Urusei Yatsura (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Zatch Bell! (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Plumbing the Death Star (Podcast) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ather City (Roleplay) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Across Universes (Roleplay) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 New Dawn Academy (Roleplay) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Survival Of The Fittest Mini (Roleplay) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The World Forged By Powers (Roleplay) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 WeekendWarriors
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 What Happened In Oregon (Roleplay) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Absolutely (1989) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Almost Live! / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 America's Next Top Model / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Astrid And Lilly Save The World / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Charmed (1998) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Electra Woman and Dyna Girl / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Flander's Company / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Hero Corp / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Heroes Reborn (2015) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Kamen Rider Double / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Kamen Rider Dragon Knight / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Kamen Rider Super-1 / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Misfits / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mutant X / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 No Heroics / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Out of This World (1987) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Power Rangers RPM / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Square One TV / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Survivor / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 That Mitchell and Webb Look / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Almighty Johnsons / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Amanda Show / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Daily Show with Trevor Noah / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Lost Room / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Nevers / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The State / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Weird Al Show / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Warrior of Love Rainbowman / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Burning Wheel (Tabletop Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Dungeons: The Dragoning (Tabletop Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Eldritch Horror (Tabletop Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Forgotten Realms (Tabletop Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Goblin Quest (Tabletop Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Hollow Earth Expedition (Tabletop Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 A Very Potter Musical (Theatre) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Alteil (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ben There, Dan That! (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Bomberman (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Captain Novolin (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Chains of Satinav (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Comic Jumper: The Adventures of Captain Smiley (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Copy Kitty (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Deadpool (2013) (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Dofus (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Final Fantasy III (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 God of War Ragnarök (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Guacamelee! 2 (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 LOOM (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mega Man: Maverick Hunter X (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mega Man Powered Up (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Merry Gear Solid (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Quest for Glory (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 SaGa Frontier (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Secret of the Stars (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Superhero League of Hoboken (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Settlers: Rise of an Empire (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Touhou Fuumaroku ~ the Story of Eastern Wonderland (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Zettai Hero Project (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Da Capo (Visual Novel) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Da Capo II (Visual Novel) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Fate/stay night (Visual Novel) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Jisei (Visual Novel) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 asdfmovie (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 AstroLOLogy (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Colin Mochrie vs. Jesus H. Christ (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 DevilArtemis (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Diamond in the Rough (Touhou) (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Doraleous & Associates (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 DR. BEES (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Girl-chan in Paradise (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mighty Magiswords (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ninjas (Web Animation)
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Overly Sarcastic Productions (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Cyanide & Happiness Show (Web Animation) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Muh Phoenix (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Avatar: The Abridged Series (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Aventures (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 BrainScratch Commentaries (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Counter Monkey (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 DevilArtemis (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Echo Chamber (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Golden Sun: The Abridged Series (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Passione 24 Hours (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Potter Puppet Pals (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Rank10YGO (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Solid jj (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Suburban Knights (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Spoony Experiment (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ultra Fast Pony (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Vision of Escaflowne Abridged (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 What the Fuck Is Wrong with You? (Web Video) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 A Path to Greater Good (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 And Shine Heaven Now (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Axe Cop (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Bob the Angry Flower (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Erfworld (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Everyday Heroes (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Eyepatch-tan (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Friendship Is 4komagic (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ghost Kiss (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Henchgirl (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Las Lindas (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 League of Super Redundant Heroes (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Least I Could Do (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 MegaTokyo (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Nerf NOW!! (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Olympic Dames (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Pacificators (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Queen of Wands (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 San: Three Kingdoms Comic (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Seven Days In Silverglen (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Shen Comix (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Superslackers (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Last Days of FOXHOUND (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Motley Two (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Non-Adventures of Wonderella (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Way of the Metagamer (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Touhou Nekokayou (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 TwoGamerz
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Two Guys and Guy (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 VG Cats (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Wright as Rayne (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 xkcd (Webcomic) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Babylon Bee (Website) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Channel Awesome (Website) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Superdickery (Website) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Wanderer's Library (Website) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Boyster / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Brother Bear / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Captain Planet and the Planeteers / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 DC League of Super-Pets / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Darkwing Duck / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Doug / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Earthworm Jim / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Garfield and Friends / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Glo Friends / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Hamster & Gretel / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Hellboy Animated / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Jackie Chan Adventures / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Jimmy Two-Shoes / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Johnny Bravo / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Kid Cosmic / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Marvel Mash-Up / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Mona the Vampire / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 MyLittlePonyandFriends
seeAlso
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Pig Goat Banana Cricket / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Rusty Rivets / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sabrina: The Animated Series / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sky Dancers / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Sonic Underground / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Stan Lee's Superhero Kindergarten / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Static Shock / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Stone Protectors / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Superfriends / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Boys: Diabolical / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The New Adventures of the Wonder Twins / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Super Globetrotters / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 The Tick / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Thomas & Friends / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Ugly Americans / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Visionaries / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 W.I.T.C.H. (2004) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Wolverine and the X-Men / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Wolverine and the X-Men (2009) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 New Mutants (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 W.I.T.C.H. (Comic Book) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan (Manga) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Granado Espada (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 [PROTOTYPE 2] (Video Game) / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
 Legion of Super-Heroes / int_dd3272bb
type
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?