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Why Don't You Marry It?

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A tendency for people to mock others for having certain hobbies or things they like. They imply that it's a bit more than just "like". They might imply the feeling is actually romantic, or more recently, sexual.
Say someone is talking about their stamp collection, and you get sick of it and say, "Why don't you marry it?" Or say, "What is it with you and your stamp fetish?" This may lead to a gag in which the character actually does marry the object.
Actually used more in Real Life and meta fiction than in actual fiction. Some fans make a crack about authors or characters doing things that aren't really Fetish or Author Appeal, but seem like it anyway.
Again, if it actually is a Fetish or Author Appeal, that would go in those tropes. And for the complete package, check out Tropers Do It Without Notability.
A Sister Trope to Get a Room!.
Compare Married to the Job, You Need to Get Laid.
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In a flashback episode of Bojack Horseman, Jessica Biel's marriage to Mr Peanutbutter ends in a Double Subversion of this trope:
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Sluggy Freelance occasionally uses this trope for Riff's love of hi-tech weaponry.
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Pee-wee's Playhouse used the phrase occasionally, and finally Pee-Wee said, "All right, I will!"... about a bowl of fruit salad. The ceremony was lovely.
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Gilmore Girls: "I love my new digital camera, I wanna marry it."
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During the "Home Schooling" arc of Runaways, Molly Hayes declares that she wants to marry Old Lace, mainly because she's bored and trying to get a rise out of Klara Prast, who's ignoring her.
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A version of this trope appeared on House when a gay man with HIV wanted House to diagnose him (thinking he had something else in addition to the HIV).
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lonelygirl15 fans joke that Jonas Wharton has a bathtub fetish, seeing as there are so many scenes of him in the bath.
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The Simpsons:
In "Lisa the Vegetarian", Lisa encounters Janey, Ralph, and annoying twins Sherri and Terri, who taunt her for becoming a vegetarian. Janey asks her if she's going to marry a carrot. She sarcastically replies "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot". The other kids (whether intentionally or not) miss her sarcasm and giggle madly that she admitted it.
In "There's Something About Marrying", Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible during a talk show appearance, Homer taunts him with the question and then pronounces them man and wife - with Lovejoy as the wife.
In "Missionary: Impossible", Homer goes to Micronesia to become a missionary (and evade collectors). Two natives, Qtoktok and Ak, told him what Craig and Amy (Homer's predecessors) were doing before leaving and Homer was so upset from hearing about them he asked the two natives why they didn't marry Craig and Amy. Qtoktok, showing that he Does Not Understand Sarcasm, told Ak he knew they should have asked.
In "Bart's Not Dead", Dolph taunts Martin over his cello with this question, only for Superintendent Chalmers to put him in his place. Principal Skinner sucks up to Chalmers, as usual, prompting this exchange:
The ending of "I Am Furious (Yellow)" has Bart repeatedly barbing Homer as they're sharing a nice father-son moment, with Homer being torn between fury and gratitude (since the outlet that Bart's frustrating behavior gives his anger proved literally lifesaving to him over the course of the episode). Naturally, Bart's response to Homer telling him he loves him is "If you love me so much why don't you marry me?"
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From an iCarly episode: "I love this pie. I wanna be Mrs. Sam... This Pie."
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In Monsters, Inc. Mike Wazowski thinks he's so romantic he should just marry himself.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003): Raphael make use of this trope to Donatello when the latter wouldn't stop praising the mousers' robotics.
Seems to be a recurring thing concerning these two, as in the 2012 cartoon episode "TCRI", Raph uses the trope name word-for-word when Donnie starts geeking out over the Kraang's inter-dimensional portal.
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Seems to be a recurring thing concerning these two, as in the 2012 cartoon episode "TCRI", Raph uses the trope name word-for-word when Donnie starts geeking out over the Kraang's inter-dimensional portal.
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On Teen Titans Go!, Starfire mentions how much she loves chili, and Raven sarcastically suggests that she marry it. Starfire, being Literal-Minded, takes her up on the offer.
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Community:
Pierce's retort to Annie standing up for Greendale.
Jeff's response to Abed observing that the Black Rider is "network-TV good-looking."
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In Mystery Men The Bowler asks "If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?" when the Shoveler is worried about Mr. Furious' departure from the team. He asks her the same, and it turns into an Argument of Contradictions.
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Harry Potter:
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, after Percy gushes one too many times about his new boss, Ron comments, "They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."
And in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ron makes a similar statement about the feelings of apparition instructor Wilkie Twycross regarding Hermione- "Oh, she was perfect, obviously. Perfect deliberation, divination, and desperation or whatever the hell it is - we all went for a quick drink in the Three Broomsticks after and you should've heard Twycross going on about her - I'll be surprised if he doesn't pop the question soon."
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In an episode of Arrested Development, George Sr. enjoys an ice cream sandwich whilst in prison. Later in the episode, Michael walks in on Lucille screaming into the phone: "Well, why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich?" As it turns out, she was talking to Gob.
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Doctor Cox on Scrubs used this aimed at himself for emphasis in one episode.
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A rare example where this is meant and taken seriously in Problem Child 2. It's the standard set up - Nice Guy Ben is betrothed to the Rich Bitch Lawanda, but there's a Nice Girl Annie, so their kids hook them up and crash the arranged wedding. Ben's father needs Lawanda's money to fund his failing enterpise, so he demands that his son marries her, to which Ben suggest that he marries her instead. He does, and it all ends to mutual satisfaction.
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Animaniacs:
Used so hilariously in the episode "Balony and Kids", a spoof on Barney and Kids.
Another episode has Ralph revealed to be marrying a live chicken, because he loves chicken so much, though it was All Just a Dream. When he wakes up, he gets excited when presented with a bucket of chicken by his actual wife.
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The Typical Gundam SEED Destiny
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Part of Enrico Maxwell's rant in Episode 6 of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged goes into Pope Francis' support of the LGBTQ community.
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In Homestuck, Jade combines the human concept of marriage with the troll concept of kismesistude to make Karkat's password "IF I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH, THEN WHY DON'T I HATEMARRY MYSELF?"
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In The Legend of the Titanic, Elizabeth is pressured by her family to marry Baron Maltravers. She tells her stepmother that if it matters so much, then maybe her stepmother should marry him. In his review of the movie, the Nostalgia Critic comments that it might not have been a bad idea.
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Mazinger Z: Kouji Kabuto has this thrown at him by his little brother after spending just a little too much time gushing over a new support unit for the Mazinger. Kouji's reply is along the lines of a not entirely sarcastic "maybe I will," much to the annoyance of Sayaka. And then is the episode where Minerva-X appeared...
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Rosaline: Rosaline's reaction to her father telling her of another eligible bachelor he can set her up with:
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Harold And Kumar Go To Whitecastle: When Harold and Kumar are arrested and put into jail by racist, hick cops, Kumar spots a confiscated bag of weed and fantasizes going on a date with a giant anthropomorphized bag of weed. Then taking it on a date, having sex with it, marrying it, and ending up in an abusive domestic argument with it.
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From Soul Eater, when Marie Mjolnir complains to her straight-laced friend and fellow Death Scythe Yumi Azusa about having terrible luck with men in the ladies room, Yumi jokes that she should marry the toilet. Marie promptly commits and fantasizes about the wedding. Yumi however points out that toilets aren't exactly faithful, whereupon Marie smashes the toilet in one blow. In the manga, marrying the toilet is her idea. She doesn't want to be any more of a Old Maid, so she decides to marry the toilet because it will accept anything given to it without question.
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In Disgaea 2, Rozalin regularly insists that Adell enjoys fighting just way too much for it not be a fetish.
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In the American Dad! episode "American Dream Factory", a prospective employee keeps bring up the perks at Best Buy, to the point where Stan yells out "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY BEST BUY IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH?!"
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In Big Hero 6: The Series, the Noodle Burger jingle, which Noodle Burger Boy insists on singing at regular intervals even after he's turned evil, declares "If I could, I'd marry Noodle Burger/'Cause Noodle Burger rings my bell!"
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In a Shortpacked!! guest strip by Randy Milholland, when Ethan defends the Nightrunner character from then-recent Batman comics, a customer replies "Jesus! If you love him so much, go fag-marry French Batman." Ethan calmly replies "He's fictional, sir, and gay marriage isn't legal yet. But I've got something just as wonderful." Cut to Ethan's boyfriend, in costume, declaring "Je suis ... Batman!"
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Toyed with on The Venture Brothers when Jonas Venture Jnr. reveals his secret weapon:
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In the Chowder episode "Mung on the Rocks", after he forgets their anniversary, Truffles accuses Mung of loving his kitchen more than her and tell him this. Chowder takes it a bit literally.
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Avatar: The Last Airbender "Sokka's Master": Katara once accused Toph of this towards Sokka. In an attempt to crack a joke...which resulted in non-amused looks.
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In The Colbert Report, one of "The Word" segments mentions all the horrible things in old classic fairy tales, and a lot of them involve feet, so the caption is "Brothers Grimm must have had a foot fetish."note One of those tales is "The Little Mermaid", which is not by the Brothers Grimm, but Rule of Funny mattered there.
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In Transformers: Prime, Miko says this to Bulkhead when he asks how Arcee is.
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From The Onion: "Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her".
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A Hat in Time: Snatcher has this to say as one of his death quotes in Death Wish:
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From the fanfic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality: God he loved his Time-Turner and someday, when they were old enough, they would get married. He later extends the arrangement to include his cool Defence teacher.
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30 Rock Tracy Jordan likes Halo so much, he wants to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
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In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, after Percy gushes one too many times about his new boss, Ron comments, "They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."
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In a movie adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard, one of the Duke cousins said he'd sleep with their car. When the other asked if he meant in instead of with, the cousin confirmed he meant to have sex with it.
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Cinderella (Lloyd Webber): When Cinderella tells her gold-digging family that Sebastian is more than his throne, they laugh at her.
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In West Side Story (1961), Baby John comments on Captain Marvel, a comic book he is reading. He says, "Gee, I love him." Action impatiently snaps, "So marry him!"
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In JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind, Buccarati admits he's impressed at how Cioccolata and Secco make for a near flawless pair of killers with their combination of Stands. In the dub, Mista comments that those two should hurry up and get married.
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In Stink and the Freaky Frog Freakout from the Stink Moody series, a spinoff of the Judy Moody books, when Stink becomes "freaky for frogs," his friend Riley suggests "You should marry a frog, you like them so much."
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From Portal 2, Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science and complete lunatic on science:
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In The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV, a girl catches her boyfriend outside Crosbell's casino, chastising him for being about blow all their money. He makes an excuse, but she doesn't buy it, telling him he can just marry the casino if he likes it that much.
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Questionable Content:
After Marten visits a new coffee shop with Hannelore because it's too awkward to go back to Coffee of Doom after his awkward breakup with Dora. Hannelore, of course, now works at CoD, and rather angrily invokes this trope as Marten proclaims his approval of the new place.
In another one, Marigold and Dale are having an incredibly awkward anime night. Dale mentions he likes Pretty Space Samauri Makodo, and Marigold says she thought it was dumb. After a Death Glare from Momo, she amends her opinion to "I - I mean it's really good! It's the best! I want to marry it!" Dale is confused.
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Saturday Night Live had a sketch on the season 31 episode hosted by Alec Baldwin in which a little boy says he loves hot dogs. Another kid says, "If you love it so much, why doncha marry it?" Cut to 20, 30 years later, and the little boy becomes a man (Baldwin) married to a hot dog with two half-human, half-hot dog kids (played by Amy Poehler and Andy Samberg).
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Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series takes Kaiba's obession with the Blue-Eyes White Dragon card to a whole new level, and it's repeatedly stated that he has some form of dragon-fetish.
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From Pushing Daisies: "You love secrets. You want to marry secrets and have little half-human half-secrets babies."
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In Survival of the Fittest, an in-universe fan of the show comments that the 'writers' must have a fetish for people getting blown up. Oliver Dodd also accuses Danya of having some kind of fetish for seeing students getting carved up. Some characters enjoy violence a little too much...
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In Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf: Joys of Seasons episode 1, after it suddenly becomes night and Wolffy decides to go get some sleep after having just went outside to go catch the goats, Wolnie screams "If you like goats so much, why don't you just marry one?!"
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In one of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, a flashback of a younger Greg has him meeting a boy named Quinn at school saying this word-for-word after asking Greg if he likes ice cream. Being just a little kid, Greg thinks that he'll actually have to marry ice cream until Susan tells him Quinn was just joking.
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Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear was once so impressed with a road he was driving on that he wanted to marry it and have its babies.
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South Park episode "200" suggests that Tim Burton should just marry Johnny Depp already.
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Portal:
Our chief Deadpan Snarker, GLaDOS, even stoops to this when the player is holding one of her fallen personality cores, as quoted above.
From Portal 2, Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science and complete lunatic on science:
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The Powerpuff Girls: "Pizza My Heart" (DC Comics #41) opens with the girls and the Professor at a pizza restaurant. Buttercup is joyously sprinkling garlic powder on her slice.
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In Sandra on the Rocks, Sandra goes to take a shower in Domenico's fancy giant shower. She expresses hesitation at first, only to declare a few minutes later that she wants to marry the shower and have its babies.
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Happy Tree Friends - "A Sucker for Love (Part Two)". To sum it up briefly, it's like the Daydream Surprise from "Just One Bite" lasted the entire episode. And then some.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Willow said this about Spike and Buffy once. Unfortunately, at the time, Power Incontinence made it so everything she said literally came true. Cue them spending the rest of the episode jumping between being Sickeningly Sweethearts and fighting over their marriage plans. This was before they got together in the series normally, so everyone was very disturbed.
And on Season Six, when Anya and Xander are talking about their wedding plans after speaking with Riley and Sam, this ensues:
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Duck Dynasty: During one of the Christmas specials where Willie, Si, Kay and family are trying to record an original Christmas song, Si tries to take over with the, ah, YULETIDE BOOGAAAAYYYYY which employs an example of this trope.
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There was a scene in Family Guy where, after someone states Peter should marry a slice of blueberry pie, he does and then proceeds to make it the beneficiary of his life insurance. He eats it in the time it takes to pull the necessary forms.
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Yuki from School-Live! teased Kurumi twice in the anime about how she should marry her shovel.
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A variation in the film The Court Jester:
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In Pax, a pre-teen - young adult novel about a boy and his fox, the boy Peter meets a woman, Vola, who keeps using the word "dyableman." (It's a Haitian-Creole word that means "damned.") He tells her that he if he were in second grade, he'd tell her that she loves the word so much, she should marry it.
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In Friends, Phoebe gets wasted and mocks Ross for getting so many divorces. "You love divorce so much, you'll probably marry it! But that won't work out and you'll have to get a divorce as well."
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In West Side Story, Baby John, commenting on a comic book he's reading, says that he loves Superman (Captain Marvel in the 1961 film). Another Jet quips to him, "So marry him!"
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And in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ron makes a similar statement about the feelings of apparition instructor Wilkie Twycross regarding Hermione- "Oh, she was perfect, obviously. Perfect deliberation, divination, and desperation or whatever the hell it is - we all went for a quick drink in the Three Broomsticks after and you should've heard Twycross going on about her - I'll be surprised if he doesn't pop the question soon."
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In the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Married to Money", after one of Plankton's failed attempts to get the Krabby Patty secret formula, he mocks Mr. Krabs' love for money and asks why doesn't he marry it. To which Mr. Krabs replies sadly that he would if he could.
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 School-Live! (Manga) / int_f5308825
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 The Sky Tides (Roleplay) / int_f5308825
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 Trustfell 3 Trust Fall With A Vengeance (Roleplay) / int_f5308825
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 Battlestar Galactica (2003) / int_f5308825
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 A Midsummer Night's Dream (Theatre) / int_f5308825
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 Cinderella (Lloyd Webber) (Theatre) / int_f5308825
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 West Side Story (Theatre) / int_f5308825
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 Hades (Video Game) / int_f5308825
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 Portal 2 (Video Game) / int_f5308825
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 The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel (Video Game) / int_f5308825
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 Hunter: The Parenting (Web Animation) / int_f5308825
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 Gurren Lagann The Satire (Web Video) / int_f5308825
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 The Angry Joe Show (Web Video) / int_f5308825
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 Unskippable (Web Video) / int_f5308825
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 Darths & Droids (Webcomic) / int_f5308825
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 Touhoumon Nuzlocke Challenge (Webcomic) / int_f5308825
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 Beverly Hills Teens / int_f5308825
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 Teen Titans Go! / int_f5308825
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 Better Off Ted / int_f5308825
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