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Word Salad Philosophy

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A philosophy that is so bizarre, rambling, and insane that no one in their right mind can understand it.
There are many reasons for why some, be they an academic or a layman, spout beliefs like this. Maybe in whatever culture they're originally from it makes total sense but outside of it, it is completely nonsensical. Maybe the "philosopher" does have some good points, but doesn't have the writing skills to express their ideas coherently. Maybe the point is so complicated that it would take several college courses to grasp its meaning. Or, maybe the philosopher is just a Talkative Loon.
When someone attempts to explain their Word Salad Philosophy to you, expect plenty of Meaningless Meaningful Words, Delusions of Eloquence, and Perfectly Cromulent Words. May resemble an Ice-Cream Koan. Compare and contrast Insane Troll Logic. Can easily turn into either Word-Salad Humor or Word-Salad Horror.
Straw versions of conspiracy theorists and granola girls tend to base their worldviews on these.
When it's the narrator doing this, see Fauxlosophic Narration.

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Apocalypse Now: The unnamed reporter played by Dennis Hopper is prone to spirited diatribes of gibberish philosophy, caught up in the magnetism of Kurtz's insanity. A lot of this was improvised by the heavily drugged Hopper.
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Love and Death, Woody Allen's Affectionate Parody of Russian literature abuses this one. "Objectivity is subjective!"
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Reuben on iCarly talks completely like this, in muddled rhymes and colloquial sayings. Gibby seems to understand fine, but no-one else does. Until Sam makes up something at the end that makes no sense either, and sends Reuben off crying.
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Yellow Submarine has instances like these:
When they first encounter Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D.:
And in the Sea of Time:
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The SCP Foundation has a parody of this with SCP-7560-J, a rant by a guy who is basically a cross between Francis Dec and Gene Ray.
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The Third Policeman comes with numerous references to, and occasional Wall of Text footnotes quoting, a fictional Word Salad Philosopher by the name of de Selby.
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Pro wrestler the Ultimate Warrior was famous for being a Talkative Loon with No Indoor Voice who went off at length about his convoluted "philosophy" almost every time he was put in front of a working microphone. The short-lived comic book series he wrote, Warrior, was basically a collection of multiple page, near-unintelligible essays on his point of view - spouted from the narrator and the main characters. Besides that, the plot was nonexistent.
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This can often feature in raocow's ramblings, and, though he occasionally demonstrates a real intellect, most of what he says isn't meant to be taken seriously.
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Title Pending: Jared Ferg's audition involves him asking the duo a lot of questions about existentialism and self-confidence that have nothing to do with acting.
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Lucky's monologue from Waiting for Godot. See it on the World Gone Mad page.
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The mysterious and infamous 4chan quote which has scholars pondering its signification in vain:
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The rambling man in Seward Square in Fallout 3 has a worldview that qualifies as this trope.
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Vardaman (from the novel As I Lay Dying), who is too young to comprehend his mother's passing, repeatedly lapses into this. Because flour and sugar and coffee. Jefferson is farther away than crazy.
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In Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal, a very badly translated version of Pokemon Crystal Version, some of the strange things that the NPCs say may be this trope. Here's a couple examples:
THEY [bird Pokemon] WERE FLUTTERING IN THE SKY, MAKING THE SKY MAGNIFICENT. I LET THE WORLDLY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THEIR GRANDNESS!
WENT THROUGH THE CAVE JUST NOW, STILL SPIRITFUL.
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Feste from Twelfth Night employs this to stall for time when Olivia reproves him for staying out later than usual:
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Nearly every time Sir Ron Lion Heart goes all vampyric, he speaks only in nonsensical prose and even crazier philosophical ramblings. Rule of Funny applies big time, or else viewers would quickly get bored and leave.
And it goes on and on and on.
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In Children of the Mind, Peter makes the mistake of instructing the genetically-enhanced prodigy Wang-Mu to pose as a philosopher of a school that uses vague parables of questionable applicability to appear deep. She pretends to go along with it until they actually meet the man they're trying to fool, at which point she busts out a reasonably coherent and well-thought-out bit of political theory apparently on the fly. She implies that Peter's assumption that she'd be unable to pose as a "real" political philosopher is due to her gender or ethnicity or both.
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In King Lear, Edgar disguises himself as a madman, and he really gets into it. All his subsequent lines take the form of rambling, nonsensical, vaguely theological rants which the actually-mad king takes for "philosophy."
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Brand's speech in Interstellar about love being "an artifact about a higher dimension we cannot percieve" and that "transcends the dimensions of time and space" is treated as this by the other characters. And many viewers. It makes sense in context of the later parts of movie and the existentialist themes that are included in almost all of Nolan's movies, but at that moment it seems completely ridiculous.
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One of the players in Darths & Droids has such a philosophy... sort of. Judge for yourselves.
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The 13 commandments that make up the American cockstitution in Thirty Hs. Among other things, it would appear that time is now a knotted ball, which you can hide anywhere in your body.
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Darkest Dungeon: If a Leper becomes Irrational, his usual koans will be replaced with vaguely-philosophical nonsense like "Iron sleeps in sunshine. Grey. Redemptive." and "Rage begets springtime. Cold essays on murder."
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Sally from Peanuts was known for declaring random sentences to be 'my new philosophy in life'. For example "Wolves are making a comeback."
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The Yogscast Trouble In Terrorist Town episode "Zombie With A Portal Gun" has an example of this at the end of a round, where Sjin attempts to to be philosophical, but, well...note And it was so memorable that the Yogs made a shirt out of it.
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Monty Python's Flying Circus has its fair share of this trope, most notably with Gavin Millarrrrrrrr in the "How Not To Be Seen" episode.
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Jaden Smith's infamous Twitter quips include "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?", "Trees are never sad look at them once in awhile they're quite beautiful", and "People use to ask me what do you wanna be when you get older and I would say what a stupid question the real question is what am I right now". (Others, like "If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet Earth", while factually dubious, can be tied to more realistic and typical philosophical arguments.)
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Baccano!: Graham Spector's introspective tendencies as a Talkative Loon turns into ambiguously-self-aware parody in particularly manic moments:
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The Hybrids of Battlestar Galactica speak entirely like this, with complicated philosophy mixed with prophecy and ship maintenance.
And so does Anders.
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood had Farraconvict, a parody of the "ex-con turned religious intellectual" trope, whose ramblings go from cliche to odd to just plain gibberish all in a single chain.
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Perdido Street Station: The Weaver is an interdimensional being with Blue-and-Orange Morality and a completely alien point of view vaguely based on aesthetic opinion. It spouts a steady stream of not-quite-nonsense to anyone in earshot, but no one is any closer to understanding its motives at the end of the book than they are at the beginning.
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The "philosophical banter" between Twilight and Luna in Twillight Sparkle's awesome adventure:
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