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Worst Aid
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Fictional first aid is often applied in ways that would be useless or outright counterproductive in Real Life. There's the reason of safety, as during CPR or the Heimlich maneuver organs in the way are considered to be expendable. There's the practical reason that the audience might prefer their unconsciousness and revival scene without it turning into "Fun Things To Do With Vomit". There's the dramatic reason that a character may not actually know first aid or the work may be a period piece where medical knowledge is less advanced. Qualifying as Worst Aid will usually mean that the work is attempting to depict useful medical care and it is done badly or counterproductively for reasons having nothing to do with actor safety (see CPR). It becomes egregious when the depiction is of a doctor or other expert doing something you should learn not to do in First Aid class. |
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On Adventure Time, when a bear is choking on nuts, Finn slaps a book on its back to save it. In reality, you should never do this. It will just make things worse. It will also get you mauled. | |
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Subverted in Gate when a JDSF soldier gets shot with an arrow. While carrying him to safety, as they are in the middle of a battle, the commanding officer warns the others not to pull the arrow out or else the man will bleed to death, and to get him to a proper medic instead. | |
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In Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Sarah takes a bullet to the leg in the final car chase, and fashions a makeshift tourniquet from her shirt. Justified partially because Sarah learned all of her first aid from military veterans, who are taught that if the situation does not allow for proper treatment methodology (such as a situation where you are currently being chased by a murderous robot from the future), you skip to the most extreme solution and move on. | |
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Abraxas (Hrodvitnon): After being injured in a fall, Krupin, despite suspecting his leg is broken, starts moving to look around his new surroundings. Real Life medical advice says you should keep a broken leg as still as you can until medical assistance arrives to help you, and straying too far from the spot where you were injured is also ill-advised if it's not in a public location and medics don't know precisely where you are. Rodan at one point performs the Stock Mistake of cauterizing wounds on another Titan to heal them — in Real Life, cauterization increases the risk of gangrene. Of course, since the Titan in question is half-"alien, immortal Draconic Abomination with a science-defying regeneration factor" instead of an earthly lifeform, this trope is pretty much as justified as Monster X pulling out a foreign object impaling them was at another point. And besides, neither this story nor MonsterVerse canon has ever really addressed the concept that pathogens can make Titans ill – the closest thing to a Titan-harming infection we've gotten is an unnaturally-made viral Undead Abomination. |
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The Law & Order: Special Victims Unit episode "Bombshell" has the wonderful scene where a bystander yanked the knife out and his girlfriend tried sticking it back in when it started spurting blood all over. | |
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Awful Hospital: The titular Hospital has pretty scary medicinal practices. Justified due to it not being set up with humans in mind. During the fight with Dr. Man, the Bandage creature continued trying to heal Man on reflex after it was poisoned. This doubled his injuries instead of helping him. |
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Two separate examples in The Final Season. The first instance is when AJ gets shot by a raider, forcing Clem to pry buckshots out of his stomach with a dirty knife while another character holds him down and keeps him quiet. The second and more egrigeous example is in the final episode, when Clementine is bitten. Instead of killing or leaving her behind, AJ decides to amputate her infected leg with the ax he and Clem have been using to kill walkers with for the past few in-game hours. He then cauterizes the wound and pours walker guts all over her to mask her scent. Despite the fact that she should have gangrene from the cauterization or still be infected because of the guts on her body and on the ax that removed her leg, she makes a full recovery. | |
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In Samurai Jack, Jack gets stabbed near his stomach and falls into a river with the knife still deep in the wound, after pulling the knife out and losing consciousness he sews up the wound with an animal's bone shard and tree bark without disinfecting it, likely causing bacteria to enter considering that it had already been ample time since he removed the knife. | |
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LEGO Island: Parodied with paramedics Enter and Return, who are probably any emergency victim's worst nightmare. Whenever there's an emergency, their first move is to load the ambulance with a megaphone, a shark, a tree, as well as an umbrella just in case it gets hot outside or a mailbox if they have to mail a letter. They then go to multiple emergencies at once, and stuff every injured person into the ambulance, on the same stretcher. It was also implied that on at least one occasion, Enter and Return dropped a patient and left him. | |
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In-universe example of the trope in The Smurfs comic book story "Doctor Smurf", as the title character's less-than-perfect idea of first aid often causes some fairly realistic (if still cartoonish) damage to his patients. | |
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Likewise, modern-set Battlefield games do the exact same thing, except with defibrillators instead of syringes. This also crosses over with Healing Shiv as well, since those very same defibs can be used to kill opposing players. | |
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Team Fortress — the original one that was a Quake mod — has the medic class heal people by hitting them with his axe. | |
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Subverted in Epic (2013). When a shrunken MK sees Queen Tara dying from an arrow to her chest, she refrains from pulling it out because she's not sure if it's the best thing to do in the situation or not. The queen still dies, but she's clearly beyond help. | |
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Bleak Expectations: Dr. Anthony Curesomebychance, the doctor Pip Bin calls in when his wife Flora Diesearly comes down with the dread hand of Non-Specific Weakness. Having studied everything about medicine in the 1840s (over a whole week), his ideas consist of crossing Flora's fingers and hoping her condition goes away, crossing his fingers and hoping it goes away, just going away, and... beef. His final suggestion, the miracle substance "pillsandtablets" ends up killing Flora the minute she takes one. | |
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Captain Archer bandages Shran's leg when he gets a stalagmite stuck through it in the Star Trek: Enterprise episode "The Aenar", though Shran lifted his leg off the stalagmite himself. | |
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Analyzed and played straight in Runaways. When it looks like Chase is dead from being held under the water, the other kids all throw out different suggestions to bring him back to life, ranging from sucking the water out to the Heimlich maneuver. They do use CPR, but none of them can remember how many compressions to give him. It does cross over into Clean Pretty Reliable territory when it brings him back fully even though his heart had been stopped for several minutes. | |
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In an episode of Psych, Shawn's captor attempts to treat his bullet wound by duct taping a chamois to the outside of his shirt. Even worse is the fact that he never even bothers to cover the gaping hole that is the exit wound. Also, his captor refers to it as "a flesh wound". | |
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Played for laughs in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where Doctor Mantis Toboggan claims that the best response to a guy going into convulsions is to gag him and duct-tape him to his seat. This is because Mantis Toboggan is actually Frank Reynolds, who drugged the guy's drink and is trying to keep him quiet. The stewardess quickly starts asking for ID. | |
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An old PC/Mac Roman-fantasy RPG by the name of Nethergate was designed that if you attempted to administer first aid with too low of a skill in such, you had a chance to actually deal damage instead, usually enough to kill the person in question if they were in a scenario that was deserving of first aid in the first place. The first three Avernum games, which ran on the same engine, had the same rule. Since for some reason, the First Aid skill could only be used once per day, and players typically didn't bother to put points in it, this generally meant you were better off just using White Magic to heal yourself. |
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Horrible Histories has the Historical Paramedics, whose patients presumably only survive onslaughts of historically accurate Worst Aid because the Historicals run away when a "proper ambulance" approaches. | |
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My Hero Playthrough: Discussed Trope. At the start of the USJ arc, Thirteen tells class 1-A that while they will be finding and rescuing the victims for the day's lesson, that normally that is not what you do, and they will be learning later how to tell when, if, and how a victim should be moved. | |
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The Marine did similar, where the protagonist's wife is underwater for between twenty to thirty minutes but is resuscitated without serious issue. | |
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Anytime Beavis And Butthead attempt to treat their own (or each other's) injuries, they'll inevitably end up making things worse. | |
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Grand Theft Auto V takes this up a notch. Not only can the paramedics no longer revive civilians, but if the ambulance or the paramedics are hit by a car, they will drag the offending NPC out of their car and beat the crap out of them. | |
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The Outer Limits (1995): In "Gettysburg", Vince Chance, a paramedic from 2000, sees the low level of American Civil War era medicine first-hand when Nicholas Prentice sends him and his friend Andy Larouche back to 1863. | |
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Subverted in Fullmetal Alchemist: When Edward is impaled, he tells someone to help him yank the object out. He's warned that doing so will cause more bleeding and he already knows full well that it will; he just has plans to use alchemy to fix the wound after it's out. Similarly, when Buccaneer is stabbed in the gut with a sword, he decides to leave it in, since that will slow the bleeding somewhat and there are no medics around. |
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The Writing on the Wall: When Daring Do and the others begin to fall ill while exploring a tomb, they elect to stay put and quarantine, believing they caught an ancient virus from the contents of the tomb. Unfortunately, what they were actually suffering from was radiation sickness from the nuclear waste inside the tomb, and staying put-and being exposed to it more-was the worst decision they could make. | |
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In Paranoia, the role of docbots is to show up after a firefight and kill off the survivors. Well, The Computer says otherwise, but when their standard peripherals include surgical chainsaws... | |
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The British music movie 24-Hour Party People shows the ultimate in not helping an epileptic fit — Backstage as Joy Division's Ian Curtis has a fit, bassist Hooky, instead of offering any help, bends down and retrieves his cigarettes from Ian's pocket; "he's still got me fags". According to an interview with Q magazine this really did happen, but it was drummer Steve Morris and not Hooky looking for cigarettes. | |
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The original game seems to poke fun at this, however, where an NPC in the Kalinatek mission requests you carry him to the medical office to treat gunshot wounds. Fisher promptly carries him there across his shoulders like he would for any other unconscious or dead guard he's stuffing in the shadows to avoid alerts - and said NPC exposits for maybe a minute more before bleeding out and dying. | |
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Lampshaded in CASUAL+Y when the Injury of the Week was a crashed motorcyclist. to highlight how not to do it, the first well-intentioned passer-by was a retired GP in his seventiesnote For Americans, a GP is a generalist family doctor, an MD with no hospital specialisations who promptly applied the medical awareness of forty or fifty years previously and took the casualty's crash-helmet off so as to give the patient more ease. Or so he thought, as the result of removing the helmet was paraplegia. | |
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Resident Evil 7: Biohazard has Ethan getting his hand sawed off in the first minutes of the game, then reattached by staples, and he constantly heals his health by pouring antibiotics onto it. It's justified by Ethan being infected by the Mold, giving him a Healing Factor. | |
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In one episode of Cadfael, Brother Cadfael administers an emetic to a man who's been poisoned with monkshood. In his defense, it's the 13th century, and he admits himself that it could do as much harm coming up as going down. In the end the victim does die, and a monk who ate from the same brace of birds and similarly "rid himself" of the meal after being informed survives because his wasn't poisoned. | |
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Modern Warfare makes the curious mistake of having the computer-generated NPCs do CPR wrong. The usual justification for the sort of "bent elbows" CPR (see here) common in media mentioned in the opening of this article doesn't really apply. In this case it seems to be a case of art imitating art, even after the reason has disappeared. Another theory is that in the age of motion capture work being used to give the most natural realistic looking movements in games, the team used to play the NPCs couldn't do straight arms without hurting the actor playing the injured person, so it's been grandfathered in even though actual actors are no longer used. | |
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For Better or for Worse: When April is pulled out from a freezing river, the only medical care John and Elly give her is wrapping her in a coat. They’re never shown taking her to a hospital or checking her for symptoms of hypothermia or if she has any water in her lungs. In Real Life, effects from drowning can sometimes appear hours after rescue and April would have to kept under observation in an emergency room. This gets a bit darker when one remembers April's longstanding status as The Unfavorite. | |
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Lampshaded in Scrubs with the Todd's Miracle Five. To quote Dr. Cox: "Great moment there, dumbass. It starts out with a profound misunderstanding of how the human body works and winds up with you shattering some old man's hand." | |
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Attack on Titan uses this trope for drama when Hannah yells at Armin to help her as she's performing CPR on her boyfriend Franz, but Armin realizes this is pointless since Franz is not only already dead but Half the Man He Used to Be, having been torn in half by a Titan. Hannah's ministrations obviously have no effect, and this is used to indicate that she's snapped badly from the stress of the battle. | |
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Parodied in Corner Gas: Brent and Hank move Wanda (specifically, toss her up and down) because they don't believe her back is really hurt... and this makes her get better. | |
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In the Our Miss Brooks episode "First Aid Course", Miss Brooks purposely inflicts Worst Aid on Miss Enright and Mr. Conklin. Miss Brooks was trying to avoid being forced to teach the eponymous course. | |
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Supernatural: An episode has Sam scooping Dean up and cradling him after he'd been hit with enormous force by a car (he got better), with blithe disregard for his spinal column. Moving injured characters for no reason happens on this show a lot. The show varies widely on this one: one the one hand, the ECG is actually showing a shockable rhythm when a defibrillator is used (unlike the vast majority of TV shows, who are lucky enough to have Magical Defibrillators); on the other hand, they attempt CPR on a person who has been shot in the heart. You've got to wonder what exactly they were expecting to achieve there. |
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In Starship Troopers there's a slight chance that the Impaled with Extreme Prejudice Dizzy could've been properly treated and healed in a futuristic medical tank like the one Rico was put into, but unfortunately Rico does more harm than good by tearing the Warrior Bug's shrapnel out of her body immediately which definitely mutilated her already damaged insides, sealing her fate. | |
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In World of Warcraft bandages heal everything, be it slashes, blunt trauma or damage done by any sort of magic. However, they are not really effective—in combat the best they can do nowadays is heal Scratch Damage while anything more serious or urgent requires actual healing magic, and out of combat they are outshone by simply sitting down and eating something. What's even worse: Receiving damage interrupts the bandaging process. A possible source of damage? Bleeding. | |
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Fates Collide: Mordred impales Edmond Dantes with her sword and warns him not to pull it out or else he will bleed out. He gets so angry that he pulls it out anyway and cauterizes the wound. Martha calls him a moron and says he's lucky he didn't die. | |
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Discussed in Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel. The first revival item the party can get is a syringe, and in an optional skit, the characters dicuss how dangerous this is, since the don't known if it's intravenous or intramuscular, where to apply it, or the proper dosage. Consequently, they decide to only use them if things get dire (Gameplay and Story Segregation aside). When a professional MD later joins the party, later skits indicate he's been giving the other characters pointers on safely treating each other. | |
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X-Men: First Class: If someone's been shot in the back near the spine, you don't move them around and you certainly don't rip the bullet out of the wound, which probably explains Xavier's ultimate paralysis. | |
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In Downsizing, Ngoc Lan overdoses her friend on painkillers, not heeding Paul's suggestion that only two would be enough. The woman was dying of cancer, however, so Ngoc Lan is just happy that she passed away peacefully. | |
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In Strike Witches, Yoshika attempts to use her Healing Hands on a sailor that likely has broken ribs and shrapnel lodged in his torso. She's told to stop by another sailor who knows she's only making it worse due to her lack of experience. Probably because it looks like said magical healing is boosting the regeneration rate over the unset bones, bits of shrapnel and likely destroyed blood vessels. She smartly settles on using her super-strength to ferry medical supplies. | |
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars: In "Jedi Crash"/"Defenders of Peace", Anakin and Rex are both injured, and get bandaged over their clothes. | |
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Deadwood has the traditional "shove something in the seizure victim's mouth" bit at one point, though in its defense the series is set during a time when people actually did think that helped. Swearengen at least has the sense to wave away the guy trying to use a metal ladle: "That'll just knock all the teeth out of his fucking mouth!" | |
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Healers and Medics in Makai Kingdom favor the Syringe, which is as big as a person and filled with an unknown colorful liquid. Using its primary attack, the wielder leaps onto a target, stabs them with the rapier-sized needle, and heals them. Its secondary attack allows the wielder to place on the ground point-up and slam a victim onto the tip five times before throwing them away like trash. This transfers five amounts of health from the victim to the wielder. Since you need to use a weapon many times before unlocking the next attack, it's not uncommon for healers to follow allies around and injecting them even when they're healthy already. | |
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Resident Evil: In Resident Evil 2, when Leon is injured, Ada dresses the wound... by wrapping the bandages outside his clothes. In this case it's Rule of Perception, since if she takes the uniform off, applies the bandage, and then puts the uniform back on, all off screen, the bandage won't be visible, leaving the audience to wonder if she did anything. This is corrected in the 2019 Remake, where Ada dresses Leon's wound by removing his entire left sleeve before wrapping his injury. The bandage is plainly visible on his bare left arm for the remainder of the game. Lampshaded and justified in Resident Evil 6. When Sherry is impaled by a large shard of metal, Jake initially refuses to remove it, knowing that they would bleed out in seconds. They insist, and reveal their Healing Factor from the G-virus within her body, which mutated after she received the vaccine in the second game. Resident Evil 7: Biohazard has Ethan getting his hand sawed off in the first minutes of the game, then reattached by staples, and he constantly heals his health by pouring antibiotics onto it. It's justified by Ethan being infected by the Mold, giving him a Healing Factor. |
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In Mad Because Small, a Running Gag in the series is someone asking for some Tums whenever they're Impaled with Extreme Prejudice. Alphinaud points out in one instance that it doesn't work like that. Another portion has the main character, "Baby", ask for 10ccs of "Tetracortolmethodone" when Y'shtola is struck down by Zenos; the very next scene has "Baby" ask what they meant when they said they were taking her medical license. | |
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A similar occasion comes up in John Birmingham's Axis of Time trilogy when a Marine colonel has to help a military man who's swallowed his tongue during a seizure; the colonel reaches in and pulls the tongue out of the airway. In reality, you can't swallow your tongue, though you can bite it pretty hard; sticking a hand or an object in the mouth to prevent this is a good way to choke the patient, damage the jaw, or damage the hand. | |
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An early trailer for Inspector Gadget (1999) shows Gadget going into arrest during the transformation surgery. How does the doctor revive him? He slaps him! The scene didn't make the final film; although obviously meant to be Played for Laughs, Disney probably considered it a bit too much for the intended audience. | |
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Two sidequests in Fallout: New Vegas require you to treat some patients in critical but stable condition. If your Medicine skill is sufficient you'll perform proper treatments (with congratulations from the attending doctor, who presumably is taking notes), but if it's insufficient you'll end up killing the patients in rather horrific ways, such as attempting a tracheotomy on a patient with a simple allergic reaction (he bleeds to death). You can also kill Caesar with improper brain surgery during "Et Tumor, Brute?" - or, wrapping this trope around into ridiculousness, heal him of that tumor with no medical skills, a lot of Luck, and no idea how the hell you even did it. | |
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In The Land That Time Forgot, the Bots riff "You look dehydrated, have some booze!" when a couple saved from a shipwreck are immediately given brandy by their rescuers. | |
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James Bond has at least a couple examples of this: In Die Another Day, Jinx is unconscious underwater an awfully long time for her to come to that quickly when James Bond rescues her and just gives her mouth-to-mouth. In another movie, Tomorrow Never Dies, Wai Lin spends quite some time in the water before Bond dives in and gives her a Kiss of Life while still submerged. |
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In Resident Evil 2, when Leon is injured, Ada dresses the wound... by wrapping the bandages outside his clothes. In this case it's Rule of Perception, since if she takes the uniform off, applies the bandage, and then puts the uniform back on, all off screen, the bandage won't be visible, leaving the audience to wonder if she did anything. This is corrected in the 2019 Remake, where Ada dresses Leon's wound by removing his entire left sleeve before wrapping his injury. The bandage is plainly visible on his bare left arm for the remainder of the game. | |
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Lampshaded and justified in Resident Evil 6. When Sherry is impaled by a large shard of metal, Jake initially refuses to remove it, knowing that they would bleed out in seconds. They insist, and reveal their Healing Factor from the G-virus within her body, which mutated after she received the vaccine in the second game. | |
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Amateur Surgeon puts you in the role of a Back-Alley Doctor charged with curing people who are literally Too Dumb to Live. Since you're not an actual surgeon, your tools are more make-shift: you use a pizza cutter as a scalpel, a lighter to cauterize wounds, a chainsaw to cut through ribcages...and in the third game, you've built a franchise from this! | |
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Scott The Woz: Jerry Attricks' method of scanning Scott's brain in "Borderline Forever" couldn't be anymore incompetent if he tried. First, he refuses to use an actual CAT scan machine in favor of just looking into Scott's ear with a flashlight. Then, he induces sleep with a frying pan to Scott's face. Next, he tries to soothe Scott by clamping a pillow over his face and switching that out for a gun to his head when Scott calmly notes he's suffocating. Finally, he tries to bring Scott out of sleep...by waterboarding him. Which somehow actually works. | |
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Stargate: In one later episode of Stargate SG-1, someone who really should be more mature freaks out when he might have to give mouth-to-mouth to General Hammond, and is profoundly relieved when he wakes up on his own. Stargate Atlantis: In "Search and Rescue", Sheppard is impaled in the side by a piece of metal. Ronon yanks it out and bandages the wound. This is wrong in so many ways. Ronon has also pulled an arrow out of his own leg once and popped his dislocated shoulder back into place. (It is possible to fix a dislocated shoulder, but it is incredibly, brutally painful — especially when it's your own.) In another episode, he also has a huge shard of something in his shoulder. The doctor, clearly not familiar with his patient, eventually gives up arguing with Ronon about taking it out and tells him to do it himself. Cue the doctor's frantic protests when Ronon tries to do just that. In an earlier episode, McKay gets slashed in the arm when the Genii decide to torture him a bit, and shows up the next day with a bandage... around his sleeve. Well, he is a bit of a attention-monger, and probably put it there intentionally. In "Brain Storm", a victim of hypothermia is rescued and wrapped in a blanket, but allowed to walk around in the same cold, damp clothes she had previously been wearing. This is presumptively over half an hour after she was rescued. At the very least, people should have been concerned about her catching pneumonia. |
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In Dragon Age: Origins, you heal with poultices. As in, the stuff you rub on the wound (though it's likely just being used as an alternate word for "potion"). The animation accompanying use of a poultice is drinking it. Though oddly, the icons are actually poultices. Guess they just had the animation the same as Lyrium potions to save time. This gets a Lampshade Hanging in Dragon Age: Inquisition where one character complains to another that his healing potion tastes terrible, to which the healer snarks that you're not supposed to drink a poultice. Which is the inverse of potions in Final Fantasy, which are used by sprinkling it over someone. Or occasionally throwing the bottle into their face. |
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Mad Max: Fury Road has, at the climax, one character (Imperator Furiosa) pull something she had been stabbed with out of her side. What happens next is actually pretty realistic, as she looks like death warmed over pretty much immediately, develops a pneumothorax and near exsanguinates until she's given a blood transfusion just in time, and even afterwards is still visibly in rough shape. Director George Miller actually worked in an emergency department, so this doubles as Shown Their Work. | |
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In Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, at the end of Act 3, Drebin just yanks a knife out of Snake's shoulder, and aside from an initial blood cloud upon removal, he seems to be fine. Why Drebin didn't wait until they were back on the plane is a mystery. | |
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Bon Cop, Bad Cop 2 exploit this when David, being undercover, has to fake treating a real gunshot wound like a criminal with no assistance nor knowledge of medicine on the run would. He refuses going to the hospital or having his daughter use a first aid kit and makes a bandage out of napkins, use coffee and ecstasy to stay awake and dull the pain, use a common needle and dirty a shirt in a litter box to look like he slept outside. A wise move since the Big Bad had a doctor running a blood test before giving him proper aid. | |
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This is parodied mercilessly in Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon — your first aid animations consist exclusively of ridiculous things, like fixing your cybernetic arm with a welding torch he pulls out of nowhere and flexing a grip strength bar to generate electricity.note The protagonist is a cyborg so the part about repairing an arm or generating electricity might make some sense, but how Rex 'Power' Colt is able to rebuild his normal organs is anybody's guess. | |
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In late 2017, a video began circulating from a wellness/alternative-medicine Facebook page, detailing a way (allegedly from a Chinese medical professor) that a layperson could save a stroke victim. It involved pricking their ears and fingers, which was supposed to somehow stabilize them and get the stroke to pass (or at least get their face to stop drooping) and then taking them to the hospital. Anyone with even a minimal amount of knowledge about strokes should know that you immediately call 911 (or 999, or whatever the number for emergency services is in your country) and get them to a hospital as quickly as you can, and let trained ER and stroke-unit staff take care of it. note Use the acronym FAST: look for Facial droop, Arm weakness, Speech problems, Time to call EMS. Some also add Balance and Eyes to that, forming the acronym BE FAST. Pricking their ears and fingers won't help, and delaying treatment leads to brain damage, which could lead to the patient either dying or becoming severely and permanently disabled. The viral video is deconstructed here by an actual doctor. | |
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Far Cry: New Dawn is somewhere in the middle of 5 and 3. There are more animations for healing than in 5, and a lot of them make sense; bandages, pill bottles full of strong painkillers and even a transdermal patchA What? A large plaster designed to add a measured amount of medicine into the user's bloodsteam. Some of them, however, border on useless to harmful; the Syringe used in one animation is noticably filthy, and another uses a tourniqet (your character never gets poisoned or loses a limb, so literally all that would do is cut off circulation). | |
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In Rainbow Six: Vegas and Vegas 2 you heal your injured teammates by jamming a needle into them. Anywhere on their body. Your ally could have been filled with lead and all that's required to get them back in the fight is a needle stab to the face, groin, or foot coupled with a quick, motivational "You're good to go." To top it off, the needle is removed in a manner that's very likely to snap the end off. | |
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Vaguely justified in Far Cry Primal; it's the Stone Age, after all, so medicine as a concept doesn't really exist yet. Resetting broken bones, removing arrows and other foreign objects and eating a big chunk of meat (the game's replacement for syringes) is about all that could reasonably be done. Interestingly, some of the animations involve the protagonist covering smaller wounds with a type of brown paste. In-universe, there's a tragic case of Worst Aid that is not the practicioner's fault. The Udam are dying from a sickness they call "skull fire", which they believe to be a punishment from their gods. They hope to cure themselves by eating Wenja and Izila tribesmen, who are not infected with "skull fire". The player, thousands of years later, will recognize "skull fire" as actually being kuru, a sickness caused by cannibalism. Which means that the Udam's attempts to cure themselves are only infecting themselves further. | |
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Played for laughs in The Lion King Adventures. In Dead as a Dodo, Simba gives Zazu CPR by punching him in the chest. | |
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In Dungeons & Dragons, it's possible to accidentally injure or even kill your patient if you try to heal someone and screw up the skill check badly enough. | |
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A scene in Rambo III has Rambo cauterizing a shrapnel wound by cracking open a bullet, pouring gunpowder in the wound, and detonating it, creating a noticeable burst of flame. Aside from the problems of wasting bullets or getting wet gunpowder to spark, what he actually does is create a pretty big pile of dead tissue inside his body, turn a case of internal bleeding into a case of internal gangrene and sepsis risk, and add some burns onto that for good measure. It's a wonder the guy survived. | |
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In Dwarf Fortress, occasionally dwarven diagnosticians and surgeons will do some astoundingly stupid things in the course of 'medicine,' such as not sewing a dwarf's intestines back inside them during surgery or leaving arrows (or a ballista bolt) in wounded dwarves while they recover. Summed up beautifully by this post on the community forums, wherein an unskilled dwarf misdiagnoses a minor cut on the arm. Hilarity Ensues; it gets misdiagnosed as rotten lungs. And yes, the surgeon amputates both of them. | |
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Most likely due to the limitations of the engine, Fallout and Fallout 2 implement the First Aid and Doctor skills by causing the player character to wave his arms in front of the patient. Also, a first aid kit or doctor's bag are helpful, but not necessary (Fallout Tactics at least requires the appropriate medical kit to use the associated skills). Two sidequests in Fallout: New Vegas require you to treat some patients in critical but stable condition. If your Medicine skill is sufficient you'll perform proper treatments (with congratulations from the attending doctor, who presumably is taking notes), but if it's insufficient you'll end up killing the patients in rather horrific ways, such as attempting a tracheotomy on a patient with a simple allergic reaction (he bleeds to death). You can also kill Caesar with improper brain surgery during "Et Tumor, Brute?" - or, wrapping this trope around into ridiculousness, heal him of that tumor with no medical skills, a lot of Luck, and no idea how the hell you even did it. The Y-17 trauma harness in "Old World Blues." See all the notes about how you should be very careful when moving a patient, and preferably not move them at all? Try a suit of armor that takes over the wearer's movements when they're badly wounded and then tries to walk their body to the nearest hospital. It's noted that the Y-17's method of transport killed most of its users far more effectively than their actual injuries, and even if it didn't, the harnesses also had issues with being overly sensitive (some would start walking back to a hospital at the slightest injury, if not for no reason) and the possibility that there was no defined hospital for them to walk back to — most Y-17 suits you can find are still walking around with the skeletons of their long-dead patients inside. After James leaves Vault 101 in Fallout 3, the resident Mister Handy robot, Andy, is assigned to be the Vault's Auto-Doc. Beatrice meets her demise at his hands when he attempts to treat her sprained left big toe, but ends up amputating her right leg instead. Let's be clear - the amputation was the treatment, but Andy screwed up which leg had the injured toe. |
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After James leaves Vault 101 in Fallout 3, the resident Mister Handy robot, Andy, is assigned to be the Vault's Auto-Doc. Beatrice meets her demise at his hands when he attempts to treat her sprained left big toe, but ends up amputating her right leg instead. Let's be clear - the amputation was the treatment, but Andy screwed up which leg had the injured toe. | |
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When Miaka is unconscious from blood loss in Fushigi Yuugi, Hotohori and Tamahome conclude that she needs a blood transfusion... which they accomplish by stabbing themselves and bleeding on her wounds. It's easier to believe they wanted to show off their love for her then seriously believing this would work. They're chided for their stupidity by a savvy healer who uses magic to put the blood where it belongs. A couple of non-canon parody scenes show them either bled to death or stab each other. |
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Parodied on The Venture Brothers. When Dr. Venture gets stung in the neck by a scorpion, Hank puts a tourniquet on his neck to keep the venom from reaching his brain. Dr. Venture wakes up in the middle of the procedure and chastises his son for nearly strangling him to death. | |
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Rock in Black Lagoon. After the final fight of the Tokyo story arc, Revy's leg is impaled all the way through by Ginji's katana. What does Rock do? Why, rip the sword out of her leg! It's incredible that Revy didn't bleed to death. | |
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Words of Radiance (second book of The Stormlight Archive): Highprince Dalinar mentions that he almost wishes he had made major changes all at once despite the trouble it would bring, comparing it to ripping out an arrow rather than leaving it in to fester. Kaladin, who has training as a surgeon, mentally notes that often leaving the arrow in is a better idea as it will staunch the bleeding, but doesn't say anything so as to not undermine Dalinar's point. | |
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In the Farscape episode "Relativity", Stark performs some Worst Aid on Rygel, being pretty inexperienced, he sews Rygel's wounds shut — effectively sewing the open wound shut, but also manages to sew Rygel's robes into his flesh. | |
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After Candice Michelle suffered a concussion and fractured collar bone in a match with Beth Phoenix, WWE.com released an out of Kayfabe video where Candice was being wheeled out on the stretcher and Stephanie McMahon could be heard offering her water. If someone has suffered a head injury, never offer them food or water, which is likely to cause vomiting and make things even worse. | |
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In one later episode of Stargate SG-1, someone who really should be more mature freaks out when he might have to give mouth-to-mouth to General Hammond, and is profoundly relieved when he wakes up on his own. | |
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Subverted in Kung Fu Hustle. Sing had a string of unlikely accidents resulting in being impaled by multiple knives. Bone came to the rescue pulling one out, at which point Sing told Bone that it makes the situation worse. Eager to take care of his friend as well as he possibly could, Bone stabbed the knife back to the original wound again with all his might. | |
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Dead Island 2: At the beginning of the game, the Slayer wakes up with a piece of metal debris lodged in their stomach. Their first mistake is removing the metal, which leads to them beginning to bleed out. Then they try to disinfect the wound with a bottle of whiskey. Then they grab a first aid kit, inject themselves with a mystery drug, put a bandage over the wound, and call it good. There are no ill-effects for the lack of proper treatment nor the excessive movement immediately after as they climb through the wreckage of a plane as if nothing happened. | |
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In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, the medical personnel can magically revive people who died from gunfire, explosions, and fire just with CPR, and have the balls to do it in an area an insane gunman (I.E. you) is still shooting up. That pales in comparison to all the people they run over in their pursuit of saving a single life. Grand Theft Auto V takes this up a notch. Not only can the paramedics no longer revive civilians, but if the ambulance or the paramedics are hit by a car, they will drag the offending NPC out of their car and beat the crap out of them. |
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Roland from Borderlands can get a skill that lets him heal teammates by shooting them with his gun. But parodied with Doctor Zed, who nonchalantly kills a patient with botched surgery in a Black Comedy scene in Borderlands 2, which nets an item for the Player Character. Early in the second game, Dr. Zed asks the player character to "make a small incision" on the chest of the bandit he's operating on. You do this by Quick Melee-ing the bandit. This somehow works even if you're playing as Gaige or Salvador, who either whacks them with a claw hammer or just straight-up punches them. |
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Robinson's Requiem. There are both abundant sorts of injury and disease you can catch, and a given, realistic treatment for each, but the game does little to stop you from mismatching them until you die. To wit. | |
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In an episode of Band of Brothers, Lt. Moose Heyliger gets shot by one of their own soldiers and Captain Winters and Lt. Welsh give him multiple syringes of morphine before the medics arrive. Once Doc Roe arrives on the scene, he asks how many syrettes they used and they don't know (it was three, when two is a lot). Roe angrily informs them that they are officers and should damn well know better. Moose ends up surviving, fortunately, but he's out of combat for the rest of the campaign. | |
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Mass Effect 3 has the Over-the-Shoulder Carry variant after the Virmire Survivor is injured on Mars. What makes this one so egregious is the victim clearly has serious head and neck injuries after having their head viciously bashed against a wall. Granted, the team did have to get out of there as fast as possible, but Shepard had two other squadmates there who could have helped carry them in a much less spine-destroying fashion. This may explain why they spend half the game in the hospital. | |
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In Dead Snow, one of the main characters is bitten on the arm by a zombie. He quickly arrives at the logical conclusion that this will turn him into a zombie as well (because that's what he has seen in films), and saws his own arm off with a chainsaw, applying a tourniquet afterward to keep from bleeding to death. As he turns and grins triumphantly, another zombie bites him... in the crotch. | |
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Optional in The Oregon Trail. You can administer proper medical treatments, but sometimes you're in a different mood, and choose to rub ice on frostbite note (which was a treatment method until the 1950s), rub salt on infected wounds (resulting in gangrene), or advise the guy who was bitten by a rattlesnake to get plenty of exercise. They die soon afterward. You can also administer treatments that are a bit different, not so much as evil as ineffective. For example, giving olive oil to someone with a cold (which likely won't do much), or giving them vinegar (not exactly what they need; but it might kill bacteria in the throat) or putting alcohol on a sprain (probably not going to relieve pain, unless it's the drinking kind of alcohol, and you put it in their mouth). |
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In Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, the antagonist commits Seppuku, and you need him alive. Solution? Oh, just rip that knife right out of him. Worse, Lambert will explicitly call this "stabilizing" him. Just for good measure, shoot the windows out of the underwater base (did we mention you're in an underwater base?) so you can carry him while swimming. Also, in this life-or-death situation where seconds count, Sam takes the time to respectfully set the knife down. In the same game, players can heal damage by using a first aid cabinet. While this seems fine at first glance, it soon becomes apparent he just grabs the first bottle in reach from a cabinet he doesn't own, and then takes a large swig without reading it. If this wasn't bad enough, multiple uses mean he grabs different bottles each time, meaning he could be swallowing pretty much anything. The original game seems to poke fun at this, however, where an NPC in the Kalinatek mission requests you carry him to the medical office to treat gunshot wounds. Fisher promptly carries him there across his shoulders like he would for any other unconscious or dead guard he's stuffing in the shadows to avoid alerts - and said NPC exposits for maybe a minute more before bleeding out and dying. |
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In Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019), after Lauren Griffin gets injured in the leg by shrapnel, the sheer heat and chaos of Godzilla, Ghidorah, Mothra and Rodan battling forces her fellow soldiers to move her promptly while the shrapnel is still stuck in her. And then Barnes has to treat Griffin in an environment that's anything but stable: the back of a Humvee that's constantly swerving frantically for all occupants' lives around rubble, explosions and falling aircraft. | |
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In Lucky Luke, whenever someone has nearly drowned, the usual method of revival is to pull their arms (or front paws, in case of Rantanplan) back and forth, thus pumping the water out of the body. The same technique has been used in older cartoons, since Silvester Method of artificial respiration and dates back to the 19th Century (or early 20th, at least). There's also the Holger-Neilson method, which was used prior to the innovation of modern CPR in 1960. Both have since been shown to be highly dangerous. Used in-universe when Averell gets knocked out, Jack and William move him under a tree. Joe yells at them that it's incredibly dangerous to move a wounded person, so they... carry him back. |
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Deliberately Played for Laughs when Ricky tries to convince his friends that his psychosomatic paralysis is real by sticking a knife in his leg. Cue montage of everyone jumping around panicking and trying to get the knife out, with one of their more ridiculous attempts consisting of prying the knife out with an other knife. | |
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Far Cry 2 requires the player to perform quick "medical care" in the field when injured if his or her health drops to one bar. This generally involves resetting broken bones with your bare hands (which promptly begin working immediately), pulling pieces of shrapnel and stray branches from your gut (which doesn't cause the wound to start spurting blood all over the place - in fact, it's backwards from reality, since having that there is apparently what causes your last bar of health to bleed out until you remove it), and removing bullets with (dirty) pliers, all without even bandaging the wound up and immediately getting back into the fight. If your health is at least two bars, healing involves simply injecting yourself with a shot of morphine. If a buddy is critically injured, you can heal them simply by injecting them as well. Otherwise, the only options are comforting them in their passing or blowing their brains out to hasten it. | |
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Far Cry 3 tones it down and adds a little realism to it.note The term "little" is the key word here. Makeshift surgery is reserved to when you have no medication or other healing items, removing foreign objects has Jason immediately bandage the wounds to try and reduce bleeding, and the act only heals a little. It should be noted, however, that Jason still does downright stupid things that include removing a bullet with a dirty stick or his teeth. And, as an extra aside, the RPG Elements in the game allow you to upgrade how effective makeshift surgery is, meaning Jason at the end of the game can potentially remove a bullet with a dirty stick or set a broken thumb to completely recover from all the damage he's recently taken. Far Cry 4 reuses these animations so Ajay is just as adept at full-body healing by treating his arm. | |
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Played With in Far Cry 5. The game lacks any healing animations such as removing bullets and resetting bones. Instead, the deputy actually bandages themselves up with a collectible medkit. It makes sense, given that unlike the protagonists of previous games, the deputy would have some kind of first aid training. However, if you or any allies fall into critical condition, all you have to do is pick them up from the ground to completely heal them. And yes, any companion can revive you. This includes the animal Fangs for Hire, which revives you from critical injuries by licking your face. | |
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Dr. Minx: After finding Brian unconscious on the side of the road with an obvious head injury, Carol—who is a doctor—gets David to help her roughly carry him and put him in the back of her car: completely disregarding any possibility of spinal injury. | |
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A similar joke as in the Dead Snow movie is used in the comic book Hitman, when a panicked character bitten by a zombie animal got a friend to saw off his hand. The punchline? The zombie-germ didn't affect living animals. He would have been fine. | |
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In The Garden of Sinners, the flashback scene after Shiki is hit by a car and visibly thrown several feet in the air shows her on a stretcher being taken from the ambulance to the hospital without any sort of backboard under her or collar/padding to restrain her head, which visibly moves as they're wheeling her in. The accident alone was bad enough since the scenario heavily suggests spinal injury, and she's lucky she wasn't permanently paralyzed because of additional trauma from not having her cervical spine stabilized. What's even worse is that the accident had a witness who went with them and presumably told them what happened, but even if they didn't have a witness medical personnel are always supposed to assume potential spinal/neck injury until it can be definitively ruled out, and neglecting to use a backboard/spine collar on someone in a scenario like that is an automatic fail on most certification exams for emergency medical workers. What makes this even stranger is that the stretcher clearly has places to attach head restraints on it that aren't used, and the animation studio who made the film is usually fairly spot on with these things. | |
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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: Generally, mouth-to-mouth is not going to work if a drowning victim's lungs are still full of water. When she came to, Amy coughed up what seemed like a gallon of water. | |
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In both Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor and Middle-earth: Shadow of War, you can have Uruk captains that cheat death and survive their attempted murder at the hands of Talion. However, many of them will have gruesome scars that have a chance at changing their identities. The Uruk docotrs, known as sawbones, will often patch these captains up with gruesome results (According to the Appendices, sawbones also moonlight as cooks, given their tendencies to cut meat). After cheating death, the scars Uruks can be seen with include: Crude stitches all over their faces. Metal plates nailed into their skulls. Exposed skulls/brains. Metal jaws. Crude amputations of arms/legs. Widespread burns/sickly blisters/wraith curses with black veins. If there are multiple scars on top of each other, the unfortunate captain can have their face covered by a bag/metal shell. |
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In one of the Knights of the Dinner Table comics, Bob's character receives a bloody wound to the side of the neck, stated to cause severe HP loss over time if untreated. His immediate and completely unfazed reaction is to say "I apply a tourniquet to my neck." Notably, BA doesn't punish his character for that one, possibly because it's far from the stupidest thing to have ever happened at that table. | |
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In the The Onion short, "World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100," a 100 year doctor continues to do neurosurgeries, even though he can't hold a scalpel straight, his memory is bad enough that he is unsure if he has completed 800 or 3,000 surgeries, he is a stroke victim himself, and his medical degree indicates he is licensed to treat the "Bad Humors of the Brain". We are briefly shown newspaper clipping of at least five patients who died from his operations. | |
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Far Cry: Far Cry 2 requires the player to perform quick "medical care" in the field when injured if his or her health drops to one bar. This generally involves resetting broken bones with your bare hands (which promptly begin working immediately), pulling pieces of shrapnel and stray branches from your gut (which doesn't cause the wound to start spurting blood all over the place - in fact, it's backwards from reality, since having that there is apparently what causes your last bar of health to bleed out until you remove it), and removing bullets with (dirty) pliers, all without even bandaging the wound up and immediately getting back into the fight. If your health is at least two bars, healing involves simply injecting yourself with a shot of morphine. If a buddy is critically injured, you can heal them simply by injecting them as well. Otherwise, the only options are comforting them in their passing or blowing their brains out to hasten it. Far Cry 3 tones it down and adds a little realism to it.note The term "little" is the key word here. Makeshift surgery is reserved to when you have no medication or other healing items, removing foreign objects has Jason immediately bandage the wounds to try and reduce bleeding, and the act only heals a little. It should be noted, however, that Jason still does downright stupid things that include removing a bullet with a dirty stick or his teeth. And, as an extra aside, the RPG Elements in the game allow you to upgrade how effective makeshift surgery is, meaning Jason at the end of the game can potentially remove a bullet with a dirty stick or set a broken thumb to completely recover from all the damage he's recently taken. Far Cry 4 reuses these animations so Ajay is just as adept at full-body healing by treating his arm. This is parodied mercilessly in Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon — your first aid animations consist exclusively of ridiculous things, like fixing your cybernetic arm with a welding torch he pulls out of nowhere and flexing a grip strength bar to generate electricity.note The protagonist is a cyborg so the part about repairing an arm or generating electricity might make some sense, but how Rex 'Power' Colt is able to rebuild his normal organs is anybody's guess. Vaguely justified in Far Cry Primal; it's the Stone Age, after all, so medicine as a concept doesn't really exist yet. Resetting broken bones, removing arrows and other foreign objects and eating a big chunk of meat (the game's replacement for syringes) is about all that could reasonably be done. Interestingly, some of the animations involve the protagonist covering smaller wounds with a type of brown paste. In-universe, there's a tragic case of Worst Aid that is not the practicioner's fault. The Udam are dying from a sickness they call "skull fire", which they believe to be a punishment from their gods. They hope to cure themselves by eating Wenja and Izila tribesmen, who are not infected with "skull fire". The player, thousands of years later, will recognize "skull fire" as actually being kuru, a sickness caused by cannibalism. Which means that the Udam's attempts to cure themselves are only infecting themselves further. Played With in Far Cry 5. The game lacks any healing animations such as removing bullets and resetting bones. Instead, the deputy actually bandages themselves up with a collectible medkit. It makes sense, given that unlike the protagonists of previous games, the deputy would have some kind of first aid training. However, if you or any allies fall into critical condition, all you have to do is pick them up from the ground to completely heal them. And yes, any companion can revive you. This includes the animal Fangs for Hire, which revives you from critical injuries by licking your face. Far Cry: New Dawn is somewhere in the middle of 5 and 3. There are more animations for healing than in 5, and a lot of them make sense; bandages, pill bottles full of strong painkillers and even a transdermal patchA What? A large plaster designed to add a measured amount of medicine into the user's bloodsteam. Some of them, however, border on useless to harmful; the Syringe used in one animation is noticably filthy, and another uses a tourniqet (your character never gets poisoned or loses a limb, so literally all that would do is cut off circulation). As for Far Cry 6...well, that seems closer to 2 more than anything. It is slightly justified as Yara is said to be running low on resources, which includes proper first-aid materials. For example, bandages have been replaced by duct tape this time around. Other animations include swallowing a load of pills, cauterising a bullet wound with a cigar (not exactly sanitary)...or just chugging a whole bottle of rum. Oh, and dislocations return, as does removing bullets with pliers. At least the healing syringe is clean this time. |
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The Walking Dead (2010): Andrea decides to prove that Beth isn't suicidal (immediately after the death of her mother and brother) by leaving her alone to do what she wants. Then, when Beth's attempted suicide (which she's spent the entire episode actively seeking) fails, Andrea concludes "She wants to live." No, dumbass, she wants to die, she just didn't do it right. | |
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An episode of M*A*S*H lampshades this. When several soldiers from a British unit are brought in Hawkeye complains that the British Army's policy of giving tea to wounded soldiers, including those with belly wounds, leads to tea leaking into the peritoneal cavity causing peritonitis. The British officer agrees that it makes sense and that he'll bring it up with command, but laments "I don't know. If it were anything but tea..." | |
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Lost: Played straight when Michael is injured by a boar in season 1. Kate put a bandage right over his pant leg. Subverted later: after taking a gunshot to the shoulder in the first season finale, Sawyer proceeds to dig the bullet out of the wound with his fingers, making the wound that much worse and contributing to an infection which leaves him bad shape for the first part of season two. |
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Star Trek: Lower Decks: In "Something Borrowed, Something Green" Mariner casually yanks out the knives that are thrown into her right shoulder with only a complaint about being hit there all the time. | |
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Red vs. Blue: Played with after Sarge gets shot in the head. Due to the limits of the physics engine, the creators took the limited actions the characters could do and had them Played for Laughs. It doesn't help very much, and is even frequently lampshaded, when they get an actual medic—a medic who thinks CPR is a perfectly acceptable treatment for a bullet wound to the head, rubs Caboose's neck with aloe vera when Church shoots Caboose in the foot to get Doc to help in a firefight (Caboose loses his pinkie toe), and has no clue what his medical scanning device actual means. As Doc himself said: Doctors make you better, medics make you more comfortable while you die. It doesn't help at all that, as he admitted to Church, he never even passed the MCAT to get into medical school in the first place. Despite his failings, Doc does seem to have some measure of success. He diagnosed Tucker as pregnant (which he was, thanks to a parasitic alien spore), apparently helped save Wash's life at the end of Revelations, and was revealed to have explicitly saved Donut's life some time between the end of Revelations and episode 15 of Season Ten. |
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Miraculous: The Phoenix Rises has St. God's Memorial Hospital. Patients are seen rolling slot machines for healthcare, charges exorbant prices for ambulance rides, and prescribes actual narcotics to patients. | |
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Victories — Benjamin gets shot in the side, and all he's given is a scarf to use as a makeshift tourniquet. Then he's made to walk miles across the French countryside. Of course this is World War I, and there's no other way of getting Benjamin back to his squad. He's unconscious by the end but Word of God says he survives. | |
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In The Dragon Knight, James, with his basic late 20th Century medical knowledge, regards the native 14th century doctors as this sort of people. In one book, The Dragon at War, he ends up saving the elderly Magickian, Carolinus, from two so-called "healers" whose idea of healing was to just cram things down the old man's throat and occasionally bleed him. They would have ended up killing him, if James and his friends hadn't showed up just in time. Then again, later in the same book James himself performs a blood transfusion with a severely flawed understanding of how blood compatibility works, and avoids killing his patient only by chance.note He talks about universal donors and universal acceptors, and sets up the magic spell he uses to check compatibility accordingly, but that logic only applies to red cell transfusions. He was performing a whole-blood transfusion, which requires an exact match. |
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Mystery Science Theater 3000: When the example from Pod People appeared, with the one character falling off a cliff, being picked up by the legs and shoulders ("Quick, let's fold her"), and then half a bottle of whiskey being poured down her throat, the bots accompanied it by crunching noises and riffs like, "Quick! Move her spine around a lot!" A similar falling off a cliff and being moved around scenario occurs in their presentation of Gamera, complete with the "Move his spine around a lot" riff. In The Land That Time Forgot, the Bots riff "You look dehydrated, have some booze!" when a couple saved from a shipwreck are immediately given brandy by their rescuers. |
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In the episode "The Ninja" of Dan Vs., the show's Butt-Monkey, Chris, gets poisoned. When the paramedics arrived the senior confirms the patient is poisoned. The rookie paramedic panics and needlessly uses a defibrillator. As a bonus (perhaps due to lack of research) the rookie did it without applying the gel or putting them on the right parts of the chest. The senior paramedic then berates the rookie for his mistake. | |
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A minor case in Helluva Boss. In the episode Murder Family, Blitzo is shot in the arm by the target after their assassination mission goes awry. After the situation has been dealt with, Moxxie helps Blitzo off the ground by his injured arm. | |
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At a WCW Clash of the Champions show in 1989 (Sept. 12 to be exact), Terry Funk "suffocated" Ric Flair with a plastic bag. Brian Pillman ran in and gave him mouth-to-mouth, using a towel as a mouth barrier. A surprising subversion, nearly a decade before Steve Urkel used a barrier when giving Carl Winslow CPR. | |
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The first three Avernum games, which ran on the same engine, had the same rule. Since for some reason, the First Aid skill could only be used once per day, and players typically didn't bother to put points in it, this generally meant you were better off just using White Magic to heal yourself. | |
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Case Closed: A secondary character fights a murderer and in the process is stabbed in the arm. At the end of the fight, he pulls the knife out of his arm. In a Non-Serial Movie, after Conan was buried underneath an avalanche and found, Ran simply hugs him to her chest and cries for him to wake up while everyone else just stands there, instead of getting some immediate aid to properly re-warm the half-frozen Conan. |
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In Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) the opening sequence with the drug bust has a cop performing CPR on his partner. He does it right but it doesn't help. Why? Because it's a gunshot wound. | |
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In Red Planet, the female lead resuscitates the male lead, who has suffocated for lack of oxygen. Her method consists entirely of acting like a distressed monkey and hitting his ribcage randomly. Somehow severe beating brings him back to life without any form of assisted breathing. | |
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Deconstructed in an episode of CSI: Miami. A witness to a stabbing is telling the story and finishes by saying he removed the knife when the victim asked him to... and the investigator is quick to tell him that's the absolute worst thing he could have done as it can lead to fatal blood loss. | |
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In Septimus Heap Septimus rescues Merrin, who tried to kill him a few minutes before, by jumping in ice-cold water. Sending his dragon away beforehand. FULLY CLOTHED, no less. It almost gets him killed. | |
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In The Abyss, the female lead has drowned. Her skin is waxy and white, and she's obviously not breathing. The medical team tries CPR, rescue breathing and a defibrillator, all of which fail to do anything. Then, in a moment of desperation, the main character bitchslaps her twice, then shake her for a good 10 seconds, all while desperately screaming a string of curses at her, and she comes right to. It is Truth in Television that it takes a good amount of heating up for a deeply-hypothermic body to resume function, so thinking it's too late when she's not warm enough yet to revive is at least plausible, though there are plenty of other problems with her resuscitation besides that. In the novelization, it's suggested the aliens had a hand in many things, including this. | |
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The Ruins... oh, good lord, The Ruins: first, they accidentally drop a guy a couple of stories, discover that he can't move or even feel his legs, and — even though they speculate that he may have a broken back and argue that it is a bad idea — proceed to pick him up between them and move him (horrific crunch noises included). Then they decide to amputate his infected legs by breaking his bones with a rock and cauterizing the stumps with a frying pan. All. On. Screen. All of this on the advice of a pre-med student. Two of them were pre-med students, actually.note The characters in question (except the Almost Dead Guy) were all Too Dumb to Live anyway, so all this idiocy may be intentional. | |
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Marvel's Spider-Man 2: A new mechanic in the game is that some times, Spider-Man will encounter a wounded person who they need to get to a waiting ambulance. Unfortunately for the victim, not only does Spider-Man do the Over-the-Shoulder Carry on them, they'll do so while web-swinging across New York at high speed. This is almost guaranteed to result in spinal injuries even if the victim didn't have one to begin with. | |
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In Futurama, Dr. Zoidberg is an extreme example, whose ability to distort his patients' bodies and have them somehow survive would be impressive if it were not The Future! One episode revealed that being "zoidberg" is a term for an incompetent doctor. Said episode involved a Chain of Deals with the Planet Express crew—except that the deals are surgery. By the end of treating Fry's stabbed hand Fry is turning into a Smurf, Leela has several extra vertebrae, Hermes has had his missing vertebrae replaced with someone else's body from the waist down, Scruffy is a head on a foot, Amy is hypnotized, and Bender has somehow become incontinent. Fortunately an Actual Doctor is able to fix most of it. | |
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In JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind, Mista takes a gunshot wound during his fight with Sale. How do Narancia and Fugo help with no way of going to a hospital or healing him with their Stands? By stapling the wound shut. At least Mista thinks it looks cool. | |
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Played for laughs in The Emperor's New Groove when Pacha very reluctantly attempts the "kiss of life" on near-drowning victim Kuzco, only to be repelled when Kuzco-the-llama's tongue pops out of his mouth in a manner resembling a moment from The Ren & Stimpy Show. Mercifully, Kuzco recovers on his own. | |
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Season One has a character bitten on the wrist by a walker and, depending on player choice, trying to save himself by cutting his arm off. The only tools he uses for this procedure are a torniquet, a bonesaw, and some bandages. Unsurprisingly, he dies regardless of whether he removes the limb or not. | |
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Which is the inverse of potions in Final Fantasy, which are used by sprinkling it over someone. Or occasionally throwing the bottle into their face. | |
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In an episode of Due South, a man is hit by a car and Fraser carries him to the hospital, hoisted over his shoulders. Apparently no one thought to call an ambulance. The justification they give is that he only wanted to be treated by his own doctor. The whole thing turns out to be a conspiracy involving an insurance scam. | |
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Terra: After the UEC air raid on the Resistance base Agrippa finds Eve in the ruins of the base with a chunk of conduit stuck through her abdomen. He shoves it out through her back. Several commenters called the authors on this. | |
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In the multiplayer for Return to Castle Wolfenstein, the Medic's only answer for reviving downed teammates who have been shot, stabbed, burned, or even blown up is to stab them with a syringe full of mystery chemicals. Plus, in the case of heavily wounded teammates, some medics won't even bother going through the effort of healing them and will kill the wounded teammate so he can revive him to full health instead. Likewise, modern-set Battlefield games do the exact same thing, except with defibrillators instead of syringes. This also crosses over with Healing Shiv as well, since those very same defibs can be used to kill opposing players. |
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Darkest Dungeon: The Occultist can either be your best healer or your worst because of this trope; Wyrd Reconstruction, implied to be an eldritch form of battlefield surgery, can heal over twice as much damage as a Vestal's Divine Grace, but it can also heal 0 hit points. And cause bleeding damage. And when used on a hero at death's door, it can either save them effectively or indirectly kill them. | |
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In Heavy Rain, protagonist Ethan is required at one point to cut off a finger to get part of the password to find his kidnapped son. There's a variety of implements to use for this, but you can also prepare to deal with the aftermath by heating a piece of metal and then mashing it against the stump of your pinky finger. This, naturally, leaves Ethan crying in agony for a lot longer than cutting off his finger did. | |
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Theme Hospital contains a number of eye-watering 'treatments' for a series of equally improbable and silly diseases, like curing 'slack tongue' by cutting it off with a cardboard knife or 'big head syndrome' with a very big needle and a tank of helium. All of it falls under Played for Laughs, of course. | |
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The Man from Kangaroo: In a scene that is boggling to modern viewers, John rescues a boy drowning and then holds him upside down and shakes him to get the water out of his lungs. | |
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Season Three depicts a character getting shot in the abdomen, and if Javier goes with her instead of staying with Clementine, he ends up needing to force the wound to stay open by pulling it apart with most likely unwashed hands while a doctor goes fishing for the bullet. | |
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Drag Me to Hell has one of the worst displays of CPR on film ever, where the rescuer applies his chest compressions to the victim's shoulder. | |
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Game of Thrones: In "The Lion and the Rose," Joffrey drinks a poison which causes him to choke to death. While nothing would have saved him, Cersei flips him onto his back, ensuring that he suffers a much more painful death by drowning in his own fluids. | |
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In Flower Knight Dakini, Eiden gets stabbed in the arm by one of the spider golems. He disinfects the wound, but has to close it with a stapler. After seeing it, Kayoh notes that the staples aren't enough to stop the bleeding and he needs some medicine water immediately. | |
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Interestingly zigzagged in Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction Prison Island Break. The convicts are absolutely terrible at their own First Aid. On the other hand, Doctor Amy Rose Blossom performs moderately researched treatment on the convicts (even if it is troped up for drama). | |
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In Mission: Impossible III, Michelle Monaghan beats the crap out of her patient — that is, performs multiple precordial chest thumps to restore an asystolic heart. While she should now have a corpse with a broken sternum, this instead brought him back to life. At the very least, they averted Magical Defibrillator earlier in the film when they planned to use the defibrillator to temporarily flatline the patient in order to short out her cranial bomb. | |
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While it's technically something of an inversion, Million Dollar Baby manages to medically botch an assisted suicide. After a brutal boxing match leaves the protagonist paralyzed and lands her in a care home where things go from bad to worse, she asks her mentor to help her end her life. He does so by removing her ventilator and giving her a lethal dose of adrenaline. In Real Life, not only would this be completely unnecessary (medical professionals must comply with a conscious and competent patient's request to be taken off life support), but death by adrenaline overdose is a fairly awful way to go. | |
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The Getaway is a particularly fine example. You've been shot multiple times? No problem! Just lean on this wall for a bit. It even launders clothes. | |
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In Final Destination 5, a character is getting an acupuncture treatment and is left alone to take a short nap. A fire then breaks out in the room, and he falls off the bed onto the floor, getting impaled by the needles. Still alive, he gets up and immediately pulls out one of the needles, which looks like it may very well have pierced his heart. | |
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You can increase your health (even above 100%!) with alcoholic drinks and painkillers in Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Deus Ex: The Fall. This still works, with no ill-effects, if you take them at the same time. You're also a heavily augmented human being with an optional extra that actively affects pheromone production/emissions. Suffice to say you're probably not metabolizing those substances in a normal way. |
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In Alien, when Kane goes into convulsions at dinner, Parker initially tries to shove a piece of plastic flatware between the man's teeth. This would have been useless even if Kane had been suffering a grand mal seizure due to epilepsy, rather than death throes due to Face Full of Alien Wing-Wong. | |
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In Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, the treatment for being bitten by a leech is to burn it off with a cigar. If you do this to a leech in real life, it will vomit into the wound and increase the risk of infection. The correct way to remove a leech is to gently pry its mouths (yes, mouths; they have two of them) off of the skin. Usually it's done with one's fingers, but Snake still resorts to using the cigar...even though he's equipped with a combat knife. | |
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In Longmire, when the Sheriff finds a woman unconscious at the bottom of a tall cliff, he hoists her onto his back and has the deputies lift them both back up, rather than immobilize her in case of spinal injury. | |
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In The Edge, one character fell into a trap and was impaled on a wooden spike. He ends up dying just before the survivors were rescued after the spike was pulled out of his body. It doesn't outright state it, but it's clear he bled out. Since the survivor has a good reason not to let him live, this could be intentional. | |
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Used for comedy in The Heat when Ashburn, who was just getting chewed out by her partner for always thinking she knows better than everyone else, sees a guy next to them in the diner start choking. Ashburn, who had half-watched a medical programmer about tracheotomies earlier in the film, springs into action and nearly kills the guy. The EMT who takes the guy to the hospital minces no words explaining how dumb a move this was. | |
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The Rock invoked this twice in the same fashion, insisting that the only means to help someone who's been exposed to a chemical warfare agent is for them to inject atropine into their heart. Themselves. In a hospital setting, this is valid, but for someone in the field to a) insert a cardiac needle into their own heart, b) not miss or do a pass-through, c) not cause a cardiac laceration, d) administer a medication, and e) not kill themselves doing it while suffering onset symptoms of nerve agent poisoning is beyond credulity. In reality, autoinjectors are used to deliver counter-agents into the thigh muscle. | |
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Anne of Green Gables: Administering ipecac (which is supposed to be for inducing vomiting) to a croup patient. Big no-no now, but was the standard treatment protocol in the early 20th century. | |
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Viciously parodied in Warhammer 40,000. Orks most of the time can simply shrug off minor injuries due to their robust biology. However, should an Ork ever become wounded enough to require medical attention, they have to deal with the Mad Doks. Plenty of Orks die on the table when it comes to Mad Doks, and the ones that walk away tend to be a little messed up in the head. The procedure is so painful that the Dok usually has to apply a powerful anesthetic (IE, smacking the patient on the head with something hard) before operating. It's the Orks, so it's all Played for Laughs. | |
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In Gensokyo 20XXV, this is played straight in that, after Reimu eats rat poison, they tried to get her to vomit, which is something if it hasn't already happened, one shouldn't attempt. After it had seeped into her blood, requiring extraction, Kaguya pointed out that Ran's blood could kill her, stating that it might have been different than hers. Of course, this trope is also justified in that they didn't know how to deal with one of the children eating poison, as it had never happened before. | |
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In the Sherlock Holmes parody The Strange Case of the End of Civilization as We Know It featuring John Cleese, Watson pulls out a dagger from a still-living human, is told that it will cause bleeding, then puts back the dagger... killing the poor guy. Especially bad as Watson in the original stories is not only a physician, he served in the second Anglo-Afghan War in the (British) Army Medical Corps. You'd think he'd know how to deal with this sort of thing. | |
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House of the Dragon: While the Maesters of Westeros know a lot of good medicine for their medieval setting, they still rely on some treatments we now know as outdated or even harmful to the patient. | |
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Sweet Home (2020): A self-inflicted version; Sang-wook "bandages" a wound with duct tape. In real life, this is a terrible idea. Setting aside the fact the tape is covered with god alone knows how many germs, removing it would just tear the wound open again. | |
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The sequel, Team Fortress 2, gets in on the Comedic Sociopathy angle by giving players access to a new weapon, the Crusader's Crossbow. The Medic can fire at enemies to harm them, or he can fire it at his allies to increase their health. The Doktor is more or less this trope incarnate. While performing open-heart surgery he has the patient hold their chest cavity open while he pushes the organ (which in this case is actually a "mega baboon" heart, since turning his medigun beam on the Heavy's actual heart made it immediately explode) up through the bottom of their ribcage before pointing his "side-effect of healing" weapon at them. Also: "Don't worry, ribs grow back! [whispers to his bird] No they don't." All of this is done without gloves. Gloves he later puts on to kill people with. He lost his medical license because of someone's entire skeleton going missing for a nondescript reason, and he considers the Hippocratic Oath to be a suggestion at best — he can even get a bust of Hippocrates with a plaque reading "Do No Harm" and bash enemies over the head with it. He's even wrong about the ribs. Ribs can grow back, if they're properly shortened. And then came comic #6, "The Naked and the Dead", in which his treatment for everyone concerned having their blood drained out was to pour it into open wounds from a bucket. Against all reason, it works. |
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In Hellboy (2019), at one point, Hellboy pulls a massive spear that pierced his shoulder all the way through out of his body, which is the opposite of what you should do in Real Life. Justified, however, because he was in the middle of a battle where not having a sharp piece of metal stuck in your arm might be more important for survival than worrying about blood loss. Also, Hellboy is not exactly human, so it's possible that his approach actually works better for his physiology. | |
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In Star Trek Beyond, Spock is impaled by a piece of metal after their shuttle crash lands on a planet, leaving "Bones" McCoy to perform surgery on him by heating some metal with his phaser and cauterizing the wound once the chunk of metal is out to save Spock's life. He acknowledges that this is only a temporary fix and there's a high chance removing it will cause Spock to bleed to death if he doesn't do it right. He gets better when he's beamed up to Jaylah's ship later on and Bones gives him proper treatment. | |
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This Bites!: During his fight against the Amigo Pirates, Cross gets stabbed in the back by their captain Largo. Rather than let the dagger get in the way, Cross tears it and gets back to defeating his enemies. Of course, his victory doesn't stop a browbeating from a really pissed off Chopper, who makes him sit down for proper treatment. | |
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Voyages of the Wild Sea Horse: Shiki the Golden Lion claims that part of the reason he's been hiding on his Floating Island of Merville for 20 years was to convalesce from the physical shock of first chopping off both his legs, then wedging his swords hilts-first into the stumps to staunch the bleeding and eventually become his peg-legs. Whilst he's obfuscating his real reason for hiding in Merville, he's not entirely lying, either: his personal physician, Dr. Indigo, notes to Shampoo that part of his job whilst they settled in was nursing Shiki through the raging infections that resulted from this "treatment", and that Shiki survived largely because he's just that tough. | |
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Doctor Who: "Smith and Jones": Martha saves the Doctor's life ... with CPR. When the problem was blood loss. And she's supposed to be a medical student. Although, since the Doctor's a Human Alien, it's possible normal human medical techniques may not quite apply. Much, MUCH worse is the entire CPR scene in "The Curse of the Black Spot", where the Narm-driven reason for choosing Amy as CPR operator is suspect, her execution is cringe-worthy, she gives up after less than 2 minutes (which proves the aforementioned suspicions about her to be valid) and there's a potential second operator (the Doctor) just standing around doing nothing. Especially considering that, despite the Doctor not being a medical doctor, it has been shown he does know advanced first aid, and would definitely know how to do CPR. Perhaps it's Rory's fault, seeing as, despite being a qualified nurse, he instructs Amy to do CPR "just like they do on TV". Which, in Amy's defence, she does exactly — she poorly executes it, gives up and starts crying and voilà , Rory is revived! |
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In the original Jurassic Park book, Ian Malcolm is nowhere near as lucid as in the movie, and Muldoon and Gennaro make the decision of moving him themselves (thankfully, there's no immediate threat to put the pressure on them). However, his injuries are severe enough, and he goes without proper treatment so long, that he dies from them near the end of the book. At least, until the sequel. | |
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Twilight: After Bella is attacked by James, she's immediately dosed up on morphine, one of the most potent and dangerous painkillers, because apparently Carlisle is able to carry the stuff around with him. As Edward goes to carry her out of the ballet studio. Then there's the bit at the hospital, where Bella's heart stops when she and Edward kiss and the nurses don't notice at all. Even though she just had transfusions and was smashed to bits and was hooked up to a heart monitor. Also, apparently Edward is the one who can tell the nurses when Bella needs to be medicated. Also in one of the later books, Carlisle uses a tourniquet on Bella. Could be argued as Justified because Carlisle originally qualified as a doctor centuries ago, but since he still works as a doctor, you'd think he'd have had to do some continuing education at some point. |
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In the episode "Teabeanie Falls" of Disenchantment, Sorcerio, trying to treat King Zøg's bullet injury, does several things that only worsen the King's situation. For example, he deduces that, since dirty rats spread illness, then clean rats should spread healing, and pours several of them over the King, not caring that one rat is trying to get into Zøg's body through the hole. Since he is part of a secret society that wants to take over Dreamland, it is implied he is deliberately giving Worst Aid to Zøg so he will die, taking advantage of the kingdom's lack of knowledge about healthcare to get scot free. | |
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Deconstructed in True Grit. In the original, the protagonist applies the correct treatment for a snake bite and the victim recovers without much damage. In the remake he uses the "suck out the poison method." Said victim loses an arm in the remake. It helps that in the remake they don't have any method to treat it so Cogburn tries to get her to a doctor as soon as possible, but it takes some time....note This is an interesting case: when the original was made, the first aid being taught was the suck-out-the-poison method. Sometime between the two, conventional wisdom decided that it did more harm than good and the treatment shifted back to the simpler "tourniquet, wound lower than heart, don't cut, don't suck". So in both cases the method used in the film is not the one being recommended at the time, but an older treatment. It's entirely possible the 1969 version spared Mattie's arm due to technical limitations - the 2010 version could simply CGI Chroma Key the arm out, but that wasn't feasible at the time of the original version. | |
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Forever: In "New York Kids" Henry and Jo find a man unconscious from a drug overdose. Henry moves him to an upright position, then mixes sour milk and baking soda and pours the concoction into the man's slack mouth. Henry's goal is to induce vomiting, but if a person is unconscious, they can't swallow and they can't protect their airway by coughing. Pouring any liquid into an unconscious person's mouth is a good way to drown them, and if they survive that, foreign substances in their lungs will lead to a nasty aspiration pneumonia. This is why unconscious people are supposed to be placed in the "recovery position" lying on their side, so liquids (such as vomit) can drain out of their mouths instead of being inhaled. | |
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In the Girls of Many Lands book Cecile: Gates of Gold, the protagonist's father, a doctor, had been exiled from the French court for his strong stance against bloodletting, specifically for his public assertion that a senior doctor killed the king's brother by bleeding him. At the book's climax, the royal family contracts measles and the doctors decide to bleed them. This causes the death of the King, the Queen, and their eldest son, but Cecile and some of the younger son's nursemaids manage to spare him from this fate by barricading him and themselves in the child's nursery. Cecile is exiled from court as punishment, but because she did save the prince's life, the royal family also arranges a place for her at an elite school so she can have a future. | |
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Subverted in Jurassic Park. Game warden Muldoon and paleobotanist Ellie Sattler find Ian Malcolm delirious, moaning, and with a broken leg, having barely survived a T. rex attack. They want to take him back with them for treatment, but consider the possibility that he has internal injuries they can't see. | |
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Happens no less than twice in Freedom Dies With Me; Traveller's stomach wound. In the very first chapter, he is stabbed in the stomach, and the very best those around him can think of... is to wrap bandages around it. Even when entering Planet Avalice properly, all Shang Tu's doctors can do is replace the bandages and jack him up on painkillers. He finally bleeds out after being stranded by War Master, and it takes reversing his personal timeline to before he got stabbed to get rid of it. Justified to a small extent; the prologue is in a post-apocalyptic version of Planet Avalice where supplies are scarce, medicine in Shang Tu seems based entirely on the healing baths, and the blade used was steeped in a strong poison that resisted all forms of healing — even the Blade of Hysteria's supernatural abilities do nothing against it. Only Torque averts this, as he uses his technology to stitch the wound shut, but even that was a knowingly temporary fix at best. The second example is used as a plot point; Trying to get Lilac to use the Blade of Hysteria to set her down a path of insanity, War Master simply shoots her in the stomach with Traveller's Desert Eagle. With the healing baths unavailable, gun wound treatments being non-existent on Planet Avalice, and Just a Flesh Wound being averted, Lilac would be doomed to a slow death, not counting her severe burns from Brevon's Electric Torture. Only using the Blade would heal them, and thus she is forced to use it. Even after getting rescued, the rescuers can do so littlenote one of them is a medic by trade, but both are hallucinations that all they can do is jack Lilac up on painkillers and wrap her in bandages too. |
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Typically subverted in ER. There's even an incident in Season 6 where Dr. Kovac tells a cop in a mass shooting scene to stop giving CPR to a victim who suffered a catastrophic headshot. | |
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Surgeon Simulator 2013. A successful heart surgery is the patient having their ribs knocked off, their lungs laying on the floor, their hearts cut out, and a new heart just dropped into the guy's chest. "I am sure he will be fine." | |
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Teen Wolf: The treatment of Erica's seizures is downright unrealistic. During her first one in "Shape Shifted", Allison instructs Scott to put her on her side while she's seizing. In reality, she would flail violently enough to smack him away if he tried that. You're meant to wait out the seizure and put them on their side AFTERWARDS in case they vomit. In "Restraint", Scott goes ahead and picks her up even though, again, that would be nearly impossible with a real seizure victim. Of course, she was conscious and talking, so maybe Kanima poison-induced seizures are different. |
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South Park has Hell's Pass Hospital, surely the worst hospital in any work of fiction ever, whether the desired effect is comedic or dramatic. If Kenny is taken there, he will die, but it's a miracle that any of the kids taken there survive due to regular incompetence. The head doctor does not have the faintest idea what's wrong, looks ridiculous by confirming that an exploded body is indeed dead, and diagnoses acts of physical bullying as serious medical emergencies. The staff has also replaced Kenny's heart with a baked potato in Bigger, Longer & Uncut, sent Butters to a vet because he was made up as a dog in "Good Times with Weapons", and gave Cartman AIDS during the latter's tonsillectomy in "Tonsil Trouble". | |
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The four boys in Stand by Me remove leeches from their bodies by simply ripping them off, which in Real Life would cause the leeches to vomit into the wounds and increase the risk of infection. The correct way to remove them is to gently pry both of their mouths off of the skin. | |
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A Rabbit Among Wolves: While raiding a corrupt sweatshop, Jaune ends up shot. His minions remove the bullet from him with a pair of tweezers. The veterinarian they are forced to take him to is extremely unamused at their recklessness. | |
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Warrior Cats: The authors based the medicine cats' remedies on the writings of Nicholas Culpeper from the 1600s. Needless to say, medical science has improved since then, and the authors have repeatedly warned that readers should not attempt to use the herbs on themselves or their pets. Even Secrets of the Clans had one such warning in-character where the medicine cat Leafpool advises the reader to bring their feline friends to a veterinarian. In A Vision of Shadows book 6, The Raging Storm, when Shadowkit has a seizure, a medicine cat tells the other characters that they need to hold him down. In reality, it is recommended that you do not do this with someone having seizures, as it can cause injuries such as dislocation. |
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In Las Vegas, Mike passes out from anaphylaxis while visiting a Wyoming ranch because he's allergic to horses. One of the wranglers injects him with her Epi-pen, and he revives immediately and goes back to hanging around with horses, even though epinephrine injections are a temporary lifesaving measure to buy time for the victim to get to the hospital for observation and possible antihistamine therapy. | |
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In Kick-Ass, after Dave is hit by a car, the next scene shows the paramedics putting a C-collar on him to immobilize his spine... in the back of the ambulance. Meaning that they have already moved him quite a bit, which makes the whole thing pointless. | |
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Zigzagged in Jacob's Ladder, Jacob is given an ice bath when he has a high fever. Cold baths do more harm than good for fevers, but a fever that has gotten advanced enough to cause internal damage will sometimes be cooled down with an ice bath so that the patient doesn't die. | |
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In the third book of the Serpentwar Saga, Rupert makes a poultice for Luis' wound out of randomly selected pieces of vegetation and nearly poisons him. | |
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Enter and Return fill this role in Dino Attack RPG. This is also an in-universe example seeing as the other doctors (with the exception of Dietrich "Medic" Luzweit) are portrayed slightly more realistically and (understandably) are somewhat uncertain about two paramedics who believe sharks, trees, umbrellas, and envelopes are valid surgical equipment and spend their spare time arguing about their clothes (for the record, they're Always Identical Twins). The humor was even taken further when Dr. Shaw found out to her horror that their boss Dr. Clickitt didn't even know what a medical license is. However it is partially subverted in that their methods can work (although their reliability is debatable). | |
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Fortune De France shows 16th century physicians to be very incompetent. Bloodletting (see real life below) is their solution to every disease. | |
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Stargate Atlantis: In "Search and Rescue", Sheppard is impaled in the side by a piece of metal. Ronon yanks it out and bandages the wound. This is wrong in so many ways. Ronon has also pulled an arrow out of his own leg once and popped his dislocated shoulder back into place. (It is possible to fix a dislocated shoulder, but it is incredibly, brutally painful — especially when it's your own.) In another episode, he also has a huge shard of something in his shoulder. The doctor, clearly not familiar with his patient, eventually gives up arguing with Ronon about taking it out and tells him to do it himself. Cue the doctor's frantic protests when Ronon tries to do just that. In an earlier episode, McKay gets slashed in the arm when the Genii decide to torture him a bit, and shows up the next day with a bandage... around his sleeve. Well, he is a bit of a attention-monger, and probably put it there intentionally. In "Brain Storm", a victim of hypothermia is rescued and wrapped in a blanket, but allowed to walk around in the same cold, damp clothes she had previously been wearing. This is presumptively over half an hour after she was rescued. At the very least, people should have been concerned about her catching pneumonia. |
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Arknights: Due to her tendency to get into fights and losing her medical bag, Gavial often knocks out her patients with a very hard hit to the head, dubbed "Gaviallic kinetic anesthesia". | |
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Played for laughs in Deadpool (2013), where Deadpool attempts to revive an unconscious Wolverine (who has a Healing Factor and is thus at no danger of permanent damage) with repeated "Miracle Bitchslaps to the face." It doesn't work, though you can earn an Achievement by hitting him enough. | |
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In Dawn of a New Age: Oldport Blues, Emmanuel suffers some cracked ribs during an altercation with the Dark Dragon. The other students pick him up and tend to his wound... by wrapping a bandage around his internal injury. Thankfully, he has accelerated healing to actually help him out. | |
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In one episode of Family Guy, Peter gets his CPR card and Hilarity Ensues. Upon witnessing a minor fender-bender in which both men quickly check for injuries and find that they're both perfectly okay, he introduces himself as "Peter Griffin, CPR" and begins unnecessarily performing the procedure on one of the men before attempting to remove his pants because he "need[s] to see if you soiled yourself." His CPR card is quickly revoked. | |
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In Vantage Point, one of the bad guys is pretending to be a paramedic and gets stuck having to actually work on someone. He does CPR in the laziest and most distracted manner ever since he's in a hurry to be somewhere else. After a minute of apply two or three half-hearted compressions at a time the victim comes to and he just walks off. | |
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In The Lost Battalion, things get so bad for the Americans that they resort to using bandages pulled off the dead to use for the still living wounded. | |
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The Walking Dead (Telltale) bears many examples over the course of the series, largely thanks to the fact that proper medical treatment is almost impossible to find in a Zombie Apocalypse. Season One has a character bitten on the wrist by a walker and, depending on player choice, trying to save himself by cutting his arm off. The only tools he uses for this procedure are a torniquet, a bonesaw, and some bandages. Unsurprisingly, he dies regardless of whether he removes the limb or not. Season Three depicts a character getting shot in the abdomen, and if Javier goes with her instead of staying with Clementine, he ends up needing to force the wound to stay open by pulling it apart with most likely unwashed hands while a doctor goes fishing for the bullet. Two separate examples in The Final Season. The first instance is when AJ gets shot by a raider, forcing Clem to pry buckshots out of his stomach with a dirty knife while another character holds him down and keeps him quiet. The second and more egrigeous example is in the final episode, when Clementine is bitten. Instead of killing or leaving her behind, AJ decides to amputate her infected leg with the ax he and Clem have been using to kill walkers with for the past few in-game hours. He then cauterizes the wound and pours walker guts all over her to mask her scent. Despite the fact that she should have gangrene from the cauterization or still be infected because of the guts on her body and on the ax that removed her leg, she makes a full recovery. |
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One Unknown Armies sample campaign features the player characters coming up to a three-car pileup of twisted metal, and the sheriff on the scene informing the players that they must try to get the crash victims out of the vehicles before the sparking electrical systems and spilled gasoline mix. Characters with any medical skill or a high mind stat are told that doing so is incredibly dangerous when a cell phone exists (not that the MythBusters would agree), the sheriff makes the characters do so anyway. On the other hand, the "sheriff" is the Comte De Saint-Germain and doesn't care whether the crash victims live or die, only that they don't ever have crashed in the first place, and has more than enough power to blow the cars to kingdom come. Players who talk about stabilizing the heads and necks of the car crash victims are encouraged to have better luck or experience rewards, too. | |
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Lampshaded in the Zero Punctuation review of inFAMOUS. | |
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In Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, McCoy tries resuscitating the mortally wounded Chancellor Gorkon. McCoy actually states "Jim, I don't even know his anatomy" and Gorkon is hurt badly enough that McCoy knows it probably won't work, but for diplomatic reasons he has to try and attempts five seconds of light CPR before pounding on his chest—which brings him back just long enough for his last words before he dies. | |
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The Last Book in the Universe is one of many works in which a character undergoing a seizure gets a stick stuck in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue. In this case, it doesn't quite work as intended — the stick simply breaks in half. (In real life, this is a fortunate outcome, since he could have broken his jaw instead.) | |
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Tomb Raider (2013): Within the opening moments of the game, Lara falls onto a piece of rebar and is impaled through the gut by it. She then proceeds to pull it out, and said wound getting aggravated or worse impedes her progress more than once over the course of the game. Roth also gives Lara CPR at one point, and while it looks better than some examples, he administers it right next to a burning plane that explodes right after he is done, which violates the first rule of emergency medicine which is to ensure scene safety. |
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Emergency! accidentally encouraged this with fans using some of the techniques shown in the series. The producer responded with a disclaimer in the credits that medical methods should only be used by people with proper training in them, and an episode had the paramedics and doctors having to treat a patient who was seriously injured by an amateur applying a medical technique improperly. | |
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In an episode of Sanctuary, while cut off from professional help, Will Zimmerman doses himself with morphine several times despite having sustained a head injury bad enough to temporarily blind him. | |
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The use message for Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum in Kingdom of Loathing lampshades the game's use of this trope in the name of Rule of Fun: | |
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Revenge (2017): Kids, if you happen to find yourself impaled all the way through on a tree branch, do not pull it out. And don't even think about trying to copy that cauterization stunt with a camp fire and a beer can. | |
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Rimworld lets the player assign a pawn to be a doctor, giving medical care to the other pawns. This doctor may or may not have any skill points whatsoever in medicine — there's also nothing stopping the player from assigning this role to a blind, arm-less pawn, which naturally has an effect on the doctor's chance of successful treatment. When a doctor-pawn decides to perform surgery, it is entirely possible that the patient will end up with a lethal cut to the neck for a leg-amputation. | |
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In Feng Shui, the weird arcanotech 'slap patches' from the 2056 juncture have a very good chance of harming an injured character further, rather than healing them. Some players have been known to use them as weapons. | |
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Klay World: Despite this being a world where people are regularly subjected to the most bizarre deaths imaginable, the only medical assistance is provided by Dr. Bob, who means well but always finds a way to botch up the procedure, and ends up accidentally murdering the people he tries to save, along with the occasional innocent bystander. | |
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In Cold Comes the Night, Billy really should have known better than to yank that glass out of his neck... | |
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Cloverfield, though that could easily overlap with Could Have Been Messy, and their choices in that situation were all bad: lift the victim off the impaling rebar and risk her bleeding out, or leave her in the building when they know that no rescue is coming, but the monster is. | |
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In the manga version of Cirque du Freak, a woman gets her arm torn off by a wolfman and in an instant, it gets reattached despite the amount of blood she just lost. | |
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My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To: Dwight pulls out a screwdriver that Eduardo drove into his leg. Later, Jessie pulls a knife out of her belly. Treated realistically in both cases. He walks with a limp for the rest of the movie and she dies. | |
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Terminator Salvation has some awful examples of this towards the end of the film. First, Marcus Wright's heart stops; he magically gets brought back to life by being jabbed several times with a live electrical cable. Later, the heart-trauma continues when it's found that John Connor's heart has taken catastrophic damage and he's going to die shortly unless he gets a new heart. Cue Marcus stepping up to offer his. In spite of the fact that a heart transplant is a difficult operation in the best of times, and in spite of the fact that no effort is made to determine compatibility (or make sure that John has an adequate supply of anti-rejection drugs, which he would need for the rest of his life), everyone decides to go along with it. They then proceed to plunk John and Marcus down in the middle of a field, where the only shelter from the elements is an overhead canvas. Because who needs silly things like "a sterile surgical theatre" when you're doing open heart surgery? | |
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In another movie, Tomorrow Never Dies, Wai Lin spends quite some time in the water before Bond dives in and gives her a Kiss of Life while still submerged. | |
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In Die Another Day, Jinx is unconscious underwater an awfully long time for her to come to that quickly when James Bond rescues her and just gives her mouth-to-mouth. | |
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In Left 4 Dead, you heal yourself or others by wrapping bandages on your/their clothing, and always in the same spots, too. Or, if you're in a hurry, by swallowing an entire bottle of painkillers, enough to kill an average person.note In some fairness, the bottles rattle about enough when equipped that there can't be very many pills left, also explaining why they're single-use like the medkits — but it's still far more than the one or two pills an actual safe dosage would ask for, especially when you consider you're likely to use several bottles over the course of a typically-half-hour-long campaign. Lampshaded in the sequel, as the survivors will tell each other as they're doing it that they don't know exactly what they're doing. It still works, somehow. The sequel also has adrenaline shots which the survivors will jam into their thighs pretty hard and not even bothering to check where on the leg they are injecting the stuff, and you can use it several times without any drawbacks. Adrenaline is mainly used for people with an allergic reaction or suffering from a heart attack to help stabilize the body. Due to a programming oversight with the survivor AI, they will often try and heal players at the most inconvenient times, such as when they're trying to move somewhere safe, or in rare cases in the middle of combat — getting stuck right in the middle of Spitter goo and having your feet melted off because Coach decided the cry of said Spitter was the call to heal you is infamously a more common occurrence than it should be. The only way to get them to stop is to stop what you're doing and pull out your own first aid kit or pills, which you may not have. On the higher difficulties, this distraction can be lethal. |
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In Fear & Hunger, you can suffer from infection on wounded limbs from enemies or rusty nails, killing the victim if left untreated. The solution? If you don’t have any green herbs, the next best thing is hacking off the limb with a rusty bonesaw, and since you can obtain a powerful spear via four severed humanoid arms and a decent accessory from hacking off Moonless’s paw, you might even do so anyways. How the rusty bonesaw itself doesn’t give you an infection, especially on repeat usage, is a mystery. While it could be slightly justified with ghouls and skeletons (who are a bit too dead to care), the fact you can do so on party members with no reaction is baffling. | |
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