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Storage Wars is an A&E Reality Show that follows several professional buyers in southern California as they scour repossessed storage units in search of hidden treasure. Most of them have found everything from coffins to vintage cars to valuable comic book collections, paying as little as a dollar for items that prove to be valued in the tens of thousands. Of course, other times, they end up with a locker full of worthless garbage. The current buyers consist of Darrell Sheets (accompanied by son Brandon until he left for college); Mary Padian, formerly of the spinoff Storage Wars Texas; Ivy Calvin (who owns a thrift store in Palmdale); Rene Nezhoda (occasionally seen with his wife Casey and daughter Tatiana and who owns Bargain Hunters Thrift Store); husband-wife team of Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante (who have since lost their original shop); and Dave Hester, one of the bigger spenders (although he's also an auctioneer, to boot!).In June 2015, a physical altercation occurred on-set between Hester and the show's in-house auctioneers Dan and Laura Dotson, prompting production of the show to be suspended for a month. The issue was later resolved and production resumed; as of 2022, the show has aired 14 seasons.Has spawned six spinoffs: Storage Wars: Texas, Storage Wars: New York, Storage Wars: Canada, Storage Wars Miami, Barry'd Treasure, Storage Wars: Barry Strikes Back (both starring Barry Weiss), and Brandi & Jarrod: Married to the Job (starring Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante).
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Fanfare
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Fanfare: When an item goes for several thousand dollars, a quick short one is heard.
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My Friends... and Zoidberg
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My Friends... and Zoidberg: Jarrod in "Stairway to Hemet": "Damn there's a lot of people here...and Barry."
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Tempting Fate
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Tempting Fate: Darrell comments in one episode on how good a day it's going to be since resident a-hole Dave is nowhere to be seen... and then Mark Balelo, the only person in the show's history to be an even bigger prick than Dave, shows up.
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Trailer Spoof
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Trailer Spoof: For this summer's "Lockbuster." Barry comes in a chopper. "Say Hello... to my little friend." A chimp with both piloting and the Tony Montana gunning abilities. Jarrod and Brandi drive into the place in a sports car with a machine gun. He gets slapped by her for overpaying (again). Darrell comes rappelling off the roof like a commando. Dave crashes in through a Humvee and uses a flamethrower. As they all leave, the chimp hits the remote that makes the place go "BOOM".
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Cool Old Guy
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Cool Old Guy: Barry has his moments. He gave an electric organ to his appraisers, who performed music in a nightclub (he'd rather it went to those who'd appreciate it instead of making a small profit. He occasionally calls on well-known musicians, including Brad Whitford (rhythm guitar, Aerosmith) and Stewart Copeland (drums, The Police), to have instruments appraised. In "Not Your Average Bear", he arrives at the auction early and sets up a little area to provide free coffee and donuts for everyone. In "The Return Of San Burrito", Barry brings a cooler full of breakfast burritos for everyone. Rene's father Gunter Nezhoda is definitely this (alongside shades of Funny Foreigner due to his general kookiness and Austrian accent) as he worked as a photographer, actor, and a Bass player alongside many famous rock singers. (See his Imdb page here)
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"Well Done, Son" Guy
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"Well Done, Son" Guy: Brandon. No matter what, good or bad, win or lose, Darrell just keeps dumping on him.
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Title Drop
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Title Drop: "Hook, Line and Sucker" refers to how Dave got Barry to bid $320 on a locker full of mattresses. Barry gets the last laugh, though—he finds inside the locker artwork of Hollywood Park racetrack from June 1938. Black and white pictures, including rendering of frescoes then that were lost in the 1949 Hollywood Park fire. The value of the pictures is $5,000.
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Never Trust a Trailer
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Never Trust a Trailer: One commercial made it look like Jarrod and Brandi found a dead body in a unit. It was a fake head. Though it did fool Brandi at first.
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The Cameo
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The Cameo Barry's friends, Brad Whitford and Stewart Copeland, who appraise instruments for him. Not to be outdone by Barry, Nabila enlists her friend Jeff Dunham to appraise a ventriloquist's dummy in "Auctioning for Dummies". Barry's "Auction Angels" Candy and Sandy cheer him up by bringing in "Rowdy" Roddy Piper to appraise a kilt. Averted in "The French Job". At first, it looks like the Harris twins are going to borrow a page from Barry's playbook by calling a relative of Tim Allen's to get Allen to autograph a saw they'd found in their locker, but Allen doesn't show up to the arranged meeting.
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The Heavy
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The Heavy: Thom Beers, the producer, said in one of the hour-long Vegas specials, that Dave was this role mostly.
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The Rival
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The Rival: Darrell and Dave have always had a bit of this going on and it's gotten worse with Dave's return to the show. Mark Balelo and everyone else, but especially Dave, it seems. About 90% of Darrel's and Rene's interactions with eachother consist of name calling and a mutual dislike.
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The Voice
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The Voice: Thom Beers, producer and voice-over artist, does the narration for both Storage Wars and Storage Wars: Texas.
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All or Nothing
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Though to be fair, Darrell lost a double-or-nothing toss and gave Boy Scout collectibles to his appraiser at no charge, Barry flat-out gave a $1,000 organ to HIS appraisers (who were musical nightclub performers, and he felt they'd appreciate it more than any other buyer could), and Jarrod only missed the "break even" mark by $50, which was the least of the losses (he hinted he was saved from Brandi's anger by that the loss could have been a lot worse—she wasn't pleased he spent so much).
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Know-Nothing Know-It-All
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Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Darrell comes off as this sometimes, but he is quite knowledgable when it comes to buying storage lockers. This trope is Inverted if the viewer has a good idea of what the item really sells for when the buyers throw out their self-assessed appraisals. Barry averts this in spades. He seems to be there only for fun, to overspend, and to generally not make his money back, but the two times Dave went against him on rare collectibles (once with an old bike and another with an old sofa) Barry warned Dave they were not worth what he thought they were. Dave ignored Barry on the bike (claiming he knew more than Barry) and bet Barry on the sofa's worth. Barry was right on both occasions.
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No-Holds-Barred Beatdown
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It's also his coming to Mary Padian's defense when Rene outbids her and Dan Dotson not catching one of Mary's other bids that leads Dave to a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown on him, getting him forcibly expelled from the storage lot for the rest of the episode. Despite his cold exterior and a future episode proving it, Dave did care about Mary enough in his own way, albeit with some rather rotten results for himself.
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Dirty Old Man
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Dirty Old Man: It doesn't even have to be an appraiser anymore. If they're young and female, Barry will flirt with them. He went on a tour of a Las Vegas neon sign museum with a younger and attractive appraiser, and later tried describing her, but couldn't "without sounding pervy". After taking a wine corker to an appraiser, he (somewhat jokingly) asked her if she wanted to get married in a storage locker. He hits on auctioneer Johan Graham during her debut episode, and is even introduced to her by Brandi as "the resident pervert". Barry brings in Candy and Sandy, his "Auction Angels", in "Barry's Angels". Brandi speculates that he's not going to be able to keep his eyes on the lockers. In "Like a Kung Pao Cowboy", Barry and a friend take weather equipment to a lovely female meteorologist. He hits on her pretty much the entire time. When he, Brandi and Jarrod made a joint effort on an item and sharing the profits on it, Barry jokingly asked if they're "Sharing everything?" while hugging Brandi and within earshot of Jarrod.
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Auction
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Auction: More specifically, storage auctions. In California, if someone falls three months behind on the rent for a storage locker, the facility owner can sell the contents at auction. The suspense comes from the fact that the bidders aren't told what's in the locker and can only make a cursory examination before the auction begins. The bidders can't enter the locker until they win it and they're not allowed to touch anything, even if it's within reach. This leads to a lot of speculation on what that partially-hidden item in the back might be. The bidders have five minutes to inspect the locker while standing in the doorway and may use whatever assistance they wish, as long as they don't step inside or touch any items. If they violate the rule (as Barry did during "The Drone Wars"), they can be excluded from the current auction. The contents of the locker are treated as a single lot of items, and the high bidder takes possession of all of them.
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Distaff Counterpart
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Distaff Counterpart: Nabila Haniss is a lady buyer who's known Dave Hester for twenty years. Introduced in "Smoke 'Em If You Find 'Em," she's glad she and Dave didn't have to get into it with the last locker. She made her name buying a locker for $2,000 and then selling the contents for $2 million—which made sense to a point; it held goods belonging to Paris Hilton. Both see each other as a Worthy Opponent.
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Scary Black Man
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Scary Black Man: Ivy is really more of a Gentle Giant, but isn't above using his imposing size and rather menacing countenance to try to psych out other buyers, particularly Darrell. In one episode he told Darrell that the scar on his face was incurred doing MMA (Ivy actually got it as the result of a fishing accident - he lives on the shore and is an ardent fisher).
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Even Evil Has Standards
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Even Evil Has Standards: In an extra scene on the website, Dave turns in some samurai swords to the police to be destroyed, since the one category of items he won't deal in his store is weapons of any kind — these include guns, knives, and swords.
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Kick the Dog
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Kick the Dog: Darrell does not care for the new auctioneers Johan and Earl Graham, and expresses this by chiding Earl's clothing when he introduces himself.
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Cluster F-Bomb
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Cluster F-Bomb: Dave is good for these. He lets loose with them during his Rage Quit in "Midnight in the Gardena Good and Evil", when he drops the porcelain snuff box (thus ruining its value), and when he sees Brandon's altered hat. Barry often uses pretty colorful verbiage as well.
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Once an Episode: Dan's explanation of the auction rules. On the rare occasion Dan isn't there, Laura provides it. Laura's reminder to the winning bidders at the end of the auction: "Don't forget to pay the lady!" When Laura takes over an auction, it becomes "Don't forget to pay the Dan!"
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Batman Gambit
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Mark has had this done to him, as well. Barry's Batman Gambit ran him up $3,500. Averted when Darrell tries it later on, as Mark drops it on him and costs him over $700.
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Boring, but Practical
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Boring, but Practical: Furniture, tools and other assorted household objects that are mundane but can and will bring in decent money and keep the shelves full. In one episode, Dave Hester made a $14,000 profit on a locker filled with books.
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Dave played up in season 1 episode 15, giving the contents of a locker he felt was too low-end for his store to Goodwill and extolling how he learned business methods that saved his shop from the people who worked there. Complete with a Noodle Incident as to why he was working with them, implied to be the result of a run-in with the law. On the website, the Noodle Incident was a DUI.
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Curb-Stomp Battle
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Curb-Stomp Battle: Barry and an earth mover versus a lawn mower robot. The robot never stood a chance.
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Fur and Loathing
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Fur and Loathing: One episode has Barry over bidding on a unit, thinking there would be valuables in an antique trunk. The trunk was empty but he found a bag of fur coats that could still net him a profit... except that Barry refuses to profit off of fur and simply donates them to Dave.
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Malaproper
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Malaproper: Darrell. Even though the editors don't seem to ever notice, he's good for the occasional gem such as "[Brandon] better ship up or shape out", or "Dave Hester keeping his word is like a bird turd falling on your birthday cake", or "It's like shooting sitting ducks in a barrel," or "Brandon and I are kapoop."
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LongRunner
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Long Runner: 14 seasons as of 2022.
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Funny Foreigner
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Rene's father Gunter Nezhoda is definitely this (alongside shades of Funny Foreigner due to his general kookiness and Austrian accent) as he worked as a photographer, actor, and a Bass player alongside many famous rock singers. (See his Imdb page here)
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Record Needle Scratch
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Record Needle Scratch: When Jarrod gets told that the last one who used the phonograph he wanted appraised put it in backwards, we hear the scratch—and Barry apologizing in the next segment, "Sorry, Jarrod...that was me." Barry gets another of these by saying that Laura's "real proud of her double D's." He immediately clarifies, "You know, her husband. Dan Dotson."
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Family Business
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Family Business: Brandi and Jarrod, Darrell and Brandon, Dave and Dave Jr. Brandi has quite a bit to say about her and Jarrod's financial decisions, and Brandon and Dave Jr. aren't shy about bidding either: Dave Jr. once even threw his entire life savings at a locker he had a good feeling on, dumping $5,550 on it, getting understandably worried when it looked like he might not make anywhere close to his money back. Fortunately, a couple of antique slot machines in the unit brought him roughly a $1600 profit. Brandon recently bid on a locker up to a grand. The one who outbid him? Darrell, his own father. (Granted, things between father and son were not as good as once depicted, but there are no friends or family in auctions, it seems, just those who want to own what you bid on.) In one episode where Dave came into a box of model trains, he took a moment to reminisce about his father, who was the inspiration for the name for Dave's store, Rags to Riches. Dave mentioned how they didn't have much but his father always made the best of things, and he had a love of model trains. It is probably one of the few Pet the Dog Heartwarming moments for Dave on the show.
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Jerk with a Heart of Gold
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Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Dave played up in season 1 episode 15, giving the contents of a locker he felt was too low-end for his store to Goodwill and extolling how he learned business methods that saved his shop from the people who worked there. Complete with a Noodle Incident as to why he was working with them, implied to be the result of a run-in with the law. On the website, the Noodle Incident was a DUI. When Jarrod asks for a sincere appraisal of a cabinet, Dave not only gives it, but points out an item that Jarrod overlooked and suggested he get it appraised as well—and it ends up making Jarrod and Brandi a nice profit. In episode 6, "Senior Citizen Showdown", Darrell gets Jarrod to buy a locker—with little of value in it. There's a safe—with nothing in it. Darrell gives Jarrod a quick safe appraisal lesson and it's revealed the safe itself is worth about two-three thousand, and that profit is able to help smooth things over with Brandi. There's also an episode where Dave Jr. bids almost his entire life savings on a locker that looks like it might be a loss. Dave stayed encouraging and didn't rub it in Dave Jr's face, and it turned out okay. In "Young With The Gun", Jarrod squares off with a newbie bidder, named Bill Archer, over a locker. After losing the locker to him, Jarrod is gracious enough to both congratulate Bill on the win and help him go through part of the locker he'd won, giving Bill tips on how he should go about looking through the unit and on determining its value. Though we don't see how much he made, it is implied Bill made a profit and he's thankful Jarrod was there to help. In his own post-auction interview, Jarrod says he was the newbie once too, so he was glad he could pass on his knowledge.
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Comedic Sociopathy
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Comedic Sociopathy: What happens with a skeptical Darrell when it's proved that Mark's supposedly-worth $13,000 NES is only worth $10 (it doesn't power up). This validates Darrell's belief Mark is a phony.
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Downer Ending
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Downer Ending: The second Santa Ana auction, where everyone who bought a locker lost money. Dave finds what he thinks is a Stradivarius violin in a storage locker. This is mused by Dave as that one item that is found in a locker that sets the finder for life. He takes it to a violin shop and after a through inspection, the guy tells Dave.....it's not real. Dave asks for a second opinion, and the guy introduces him to his father. The guy instantly tells Dave it's not real without even have to hold it. "The Full Monty-Bello", for Brandi and Jarrod. Not only did they lose money, but they also lost a friend and employee, as Mark Rage Quit while going through the locker Jarrod bought. In one episode, Barry had bought a unit that contained nothing but a safe for $650. Much fuss was made over what was inside and he got help to crack it open, only to find the safe was empty, and that he couldn't sell it afterward because he'd wrecked the front trying to open it himself.
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Early-Installment Weirdness: The first episode was more documentary-like than later installments, though that format did help introduce the buyers. That episode, as well as other real early ones, also had the narrator break in when a possible big score is spotted and tell the viewers about it.
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Smug Snake
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Smug Snake: Dave again, especially when he's giving his recaps of the day's actions. The other bidders are not shy in expressing their dislike of the man. Rene also. He frequently points out the other bidders as "Rookies" despite having a fair few losses himself. Darell non secretly takes great pleasure in outbidding him or seeing him get humiliated. Mark Balelo showed signs of this, being overconfident and with a purse loaded with cash. He wants to be taken seriously as a player, and he is—the other buyers treat him no less seriously than Dave (who is a Saint when sarcastically compared to Mark).
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BewareOfTheNiceOnes
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Beware of the Nice Ones: Dan and Laura are usually very affable and good natured. However when Jeff Jarred stirred up trouble by accusing Dan of playing favorites behind his back, both Dan and Laura absolutely lost it on him. Laura repeated this in "The Man In Black Is Back...In Black" when a returning Dave tried to solicit business during her auction then disrespected her by making misogynistic comments and insults. She went absolutely ballistic on him and had him forcefully ejected from the building.
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Gotta Catch Them All
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Gotta Catch Them All: Dave in a vault-based auction in "I'm the Mogul Now." Darrell tries to do a Batman Gambit where he bids on (and WINS) the ONE vault he hopes is the essential one Dave needs to complete the set of vaults he's already gotten. His goal? To use it to get lots of money out of Dave, as he hopes by not having all of the parts he needs, Dave will have to buy Darrell's stuff at any price or be faced to eat the costs at a major loss. (Darrell has the motherboard that runs Dave's stuff. Or as Darrell put it, "the smart switch to Dave's dumb locker.") But the deal falls through — Darrell profits just over $6,000 with his "strategery" (the board is worth $7,500) but Dave profits just over $7,000 (by having the stuff as "scrap aluminum") to "win" the show's auction. "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" had another locker-running attempt by Jarrod and Brandi, with Darrell once again playing spoiler by winning one of the lockers and preventing them from a clean sweep. Showing he's got parts of a bedframe in his locker (which Brandi and Jarrod have the rest of), Darrell intends on making the couple pay dearly for running the price up on him. Brandi cuts the drama and agrees to $1,100 for the parts Darrell has. Darrell laughs about it, "I made them an offer they couldn't refuse." Unfortunately for Darrell, it backfired for him since with the complete set of lockers, Jarrod and Brandi made a huge profit. The hearing test machine Darrell removed from the locker didn't make as much. In "Darrell Sheets The Bed'', Brandi and Jarrod purchase a locker which holds what they believe is a full dining set. Upon reaching the next locker they discover that one of the chairs in that locker is identical to the one from their locker, which Darrell "kindly" points out to everyone. This leads to Rene outbidding Brandi and Jarrod for the locker with the intention of keeping them from completing their dining set. While he is successful, in the end it doesn't matter since there was no dining set in Brandi and Jarrod's locker, just one chair.
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Women Are Wiser
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Women Are Wiser: Brandi takes this role to Jarrod, at least most of the time, as she's the one who tries to keep him from spending recklessly. At one point she even calls out the fact that he misspelled "housewares" ("housewears") on the side of their store's truck.
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Enemy Mine
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And of course, when Mark Balelo shows up, Enemy Mine is invoked and it becomes Mark Must Not Win.
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Interim Villain
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Interim Villain: Early in season three, Dave is kept off the show by other business interests. Filling his role as antagonist is Jeff Jarred, whose hook is that he believes that auctioneer Dan shows favoritism towards the more established buyers.
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X Must Not Win
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X Must Not Win: Why Darrell and Jarrod locker-block Dave, or Jarrod and Brandi try to "dump a locker on" Dave after jacking that locker's price up. And of course, when Mark Balelo shows up, Enemy Mine is invoked and it becomes Mark Must Not Win.
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Bunny-Ears Lawyer
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Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Barry's admitted on at least one occasion that his antics are partly to get the others to underestimate him. And while he might have some truly bizarre ways of looking at the lockers, he has had some pretty substantial success.
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It Must Be Mine!
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It Must Be Mine!: A common cause of overpaying for units. One of the buyers will decide that they really want that unit (or some specific item they think is in it), and someone else will realize this and cheerfully bid against them to run the price up.
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Serious Business
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Serious Business: Big time. The title of the show is Storage Wars for a reason. Buyers refer to certain neighborhoods as their turf and arguments have almost come to blows. Dave takes it the most seriously (he once left an auction because he felt Barry's antics made a mockery of his profession, for example) but all regulars take it seriously to some extent, which makes sense considering its their livelihood. Barry is the exception, as he is already quite wealthy and bids purely for fun. Barry is attempting to take it seriously, as his accountant has tried to curtail his spending.
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Organization with Unlimited Funding
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Organization with Unlimited Funding: If Dave Hester wants it, he'll usually get it. Then Mark Balelo comes along and makes Dave look cheap. Contrast Jarrod and Brandi, who often have a limited budget. Barry also has very deep pockets and isn't afraid to make really high bids if he thinks there's a cool collectible inside. He is actually the best-financed of the group; he just doesn't like spending a lot of money (usually). In one episode, he says that when he went over the books with his accountant, he "vomited all over his desk". He is also not pressured on making a profit as the other bidders, as he is more of a collector of the strange (whereas everyone else counts on locker auctions to make a living).
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The Points Mean Nothing: As the buyers go through the contents of their lockers, an on-screen graphic keeps track of how much they estimate the content to be worth against how much they paid for the locker, the ending of each episode recapping how much profit everyone made, or how much they lost. But the price estimates are often so vague (a buyer estimating that eight unopened boxes could each be worth $50 will have the tally add up $400 more) that trying to actually keep track of them to determine potential profit is just guesswork, and do not take into account this is just the price the buyers are hoping to get reselling the item, not what they'll actually be likely to get.
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Viewers Are Goldfish: "Earlier I found a ____ in a locker that I bought for $____, and now I want to see what it's worth." We know, we just saw you dig it out of the locker not more than 3 minutes ago!! (Thankfully this goes away during the more recent seasons.)
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Don't Try This at Home
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Don't Try This at Home: Playing the Drinking Game Brandi made from how often Laura says "folks" will probably kill your liver in a single episode, and will probably be the end of you and your friends if you play it during one of A & E's many marathons of the show. In one behind-the-scenes episode, Dave comments that fans of the show have come to auctions and tried to compete with him, but most of the time they end up taking a loss because of their inexperience.
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Rules Spiel
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Rules Spiel: Dan, at the beginning of each episode.
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Put on a Bus
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Put on a Bus: Dave for a couple of seasons due to his lawsuit against A&E. The beginning credits of the show made zero mention of him and the numerous individuals cycled through his slot in succeeding episodes. Barry departed the show after season 4 to host Barry'd Treasure. The YUUUP!!! Truck and The Collector Came Back
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Spotlight-Stealing Squad
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Spotlight-Stealing Squad - Barry turned into this during his final run on the show. It was almost as if Barry was the only person on the show period.
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Real Life Writes the Plot: In 2012, Dave sued A&E, accusing them of rigging the auctions. This inevitably led to him being written out and replaced as "The Mogul". The likely candidate to replace Dave was Mark Balelo, but he committed suicide after a DUI arrest. Auctioneer Dan suffering a fortunately non-fatal brain-aneurism. The episodes filmed and aired in 2020-21 are all done during the COVID-19 Pandemic, requiring everyone involved to wear face coverings when in crowds.
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Real Men Wear Pink
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Real Men Wear Pink: Barry once bet on and won a locker just to get his hands on a pink scooter for his personal collection. The show's resident Scary Black Man is named "Ivy".
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DuelingShows
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Dueling Shows: With Auction Hunters on Spike TV and Storage Hunters on Tru Tv.
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Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: They're buyers all wanting the same locker at any price they can afford and any bid they can win with, sometimes spoiling an earlier attempt by another buyer. Doesn't stop them from making deals with each other afterwards, though. When it looks like Jarrod might win a battle against him and Mark in "San Burrito," Darrell tries to reassert himself by joining in against Jarrod. Mark outbids them both when HE reasserts himself. Barry himself has done or is doing business with all the others. He sold a locker to Brandi and Jarrod for $50 more than he paid for it (and they got the bird boxes inside worth $7,000). He also hired Jarrod to help him open a safe (which let Jarrod "make a profit" even though he didn't buy a locker) Barry found in a locker during a recent auction. He's sold tools to their thrift store when nobody else would buy them. In a season 3 episode, he purchased motorcycle parts and tools from them. After Barry gave furs to Dave (who in turn sold them for $600 even though he didn't go to that auction), Dave Jr. suggested Barry consign the rest of what was in another locker Barry won to Dave's shop (it was in the area). He currently has an open deal with Darrell, where Darrell has an "automated bridge table" Barry likes. If Barry has stuff in his locker Darrell wants, Darrell would trade the table for it. Darrell even outbid Brandon, his own son, when it looked like Brandon would win that locker? Why? He felt Brandon didn't deserve that good a locker his first time out.
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Star Wars (Franchise)
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Dave Hester has returned to the show, having settled his lawsuit with A&E. Both Dave and A&E are clearly still bitter about the whole thing, though. Any time Dave Hester comes into the scene, he's introduced with a Darth Vader-esque Leitmotif, and there's a much more noticeably hostile relationship between Dave and the other people on the show.
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MockGuffin
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MockGuffin: Can be played separately OR together with Grail in the Garbage depending on the locker, such as if what drew a buyer to a locker turned out to be trash, but something ELSE previously unseen in the locker turned out to be valuable instead. Played literally with both together in that order when Jarrod bought a locker because of a jewelry box he saw in it—only to find it had junk in the box instead. However, further examination of the locker showed there WAS jewelry in another box in the locker that was worth quite a bit. He's also learned from experience that only 1 in 10 safes have anything of value to a storage buyer. In "Not Your Average Bear," the last locker of the day was a pitiful display, with only some broken junk and a cheap looking chest of drawers. Barry threw out a pity bid of $2.50 and won. When he was looking through the drawers he discovered glass bottles... which turned out to be antique fly traps worth $2000. That's an 80,000% profit. Barry did it again in "Dial C For Chupacabra", throwing out a pity bid of a dollar on a junky-looking locker. He discovered a Mexican nature mask, worth $300, which he sold for $150.
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Motor Mouth
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Motor Mouth: Dan and Laura, the husband and wife auctioneers that speak very fast. Barry's mom. She just won't shut up!
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Whammy Bid
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Whammy Bid: Dave Hester and Mark Balelo frequently try to either muscle out the other bidders this way or just does it to drive up the prices on the other bidders if they aren't actually interested in the contents. When they both go at it... One locker they clashed over is won by a $9,000 bid by Dave—and there are a hundred lighting systems from China in it, which gives Dave a profit of $21,000. The second Mark-versus-Dave clash is over a locker with rehab equipment; this one goes for Dave's one uncontested bid of $1,400, and he makes $3,035 in profit from it. Mark has had this done to him, as well. Barry's Batman Gambit ran him up $3,500. Averted when Darrell tries it later on, as Mark drops it on him and costs him over $700. Jarrod has sometimes done this to Dave. If with Darrell, Jarrod's trying to keep Dave from getting a locker. If by himself, Jarrod is trying to force Dave to overpay. In "Almost the Greatest Show on Earth" Jarrod played a dangerous game of "Auction Chicken" as the bids went higher and higher: eventually Dave won with $9,000 (and lost money on the locker), but the big risk might be that Jarrod, who didn't have the deep pockets Dave did, might be stuck with that locker instead (Jarrod gambled that Dave's ego wouldn't let The Mogul get outbid by The Young Gun).
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Worthless Yellow Rocks
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Worthless Yellow Rocks: Both inverted and invoked on numerous occasions. Different bidders always notice different aspects of a given locker, and keeping quiet about a valuable item that no one else recognizes is common, and then there's the times when bidders buy a locker hoping this will happen. Literally averted in "Gambler's Last Resort." Dave wins a rock collection for $275 that's a lot of colors and definitely not worthless: the gemologist he takes them to appraises the lot at $5,000. In "Third Eye of the Tiger," Jarrod and Brandi get a hold of some New-Age crystals that give them a profit. It's sometimes painful to watch the series when you know about obscure but rare items like working vacuum tubes or electronics that could be worth hundreds or thousands...that proceeds to get tossed out because the buyer knows little to nothing about their worth.
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Selective Memory
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Selective Memory: Barry declares his $1 parlay into a $150 payoff an all-time storage auction record, seemingly forgetting his rather famous turning of $2.50 into $2000 just the season before.
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Losing Horns
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Losing Horns: Type B, when someone is expecting a big haul on an item and it's worth considerably less.
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Pirate Booty
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Pirate Booty: "Make it Rain, Girl" had Jarrod win a locker that had not one, but TWO safes in an auction. They were filled very well with coins, including some half-reals from the Spanish Fleet. The coins are appraised between $3500 and $4000.
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Drinking Game
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Drinking Game: In one episode, Jarrod and Brandi reveal that thuey have a personal one, where they take a shot every time Laura says "folks". For the rest of the episode, every "folks" merits a little clip art beer mug in the corner of the screen.
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Cool Car
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Cool Car: Barry has a couple, including a custom '46 Cadillac and red 1940 Ford COE truck.
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Took a Level in Jerkass: Following his return in Season 5, Dave is even worse. He arrives wearing a T-shirt advertising his own auction services, and when Laura (who is alone because husband Dan is hospitalized with a brain tumor in real life) warns him not to solicit business from her, Dave starts insulting her, telling her to shut up and making misogynistic comments. Laura refuses to have him present and has security escort him out.
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Confession Cam
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Confession Cam: Sort of; the bidders are all interviewed separately after each auction.
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Gadget Watches
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Gadget Watches: Jarrod and Brandi find one of these among some spy equipment, that doubled as a camera and could be connected to computers via USB cable.
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The YUUUP!!! Truck and The Collector Came Back
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Shaped Like Itself
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His lucky socks with "Lucky Socks" embroidered on them did not fare as well.
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Big Bad
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Big Bad: Dave Hester or at least the other bidders view him as such, especially after his return to the show.
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Brand X
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Brand X: Sometimes logos on the storage boxes seen within the units are blurred (though usually still recognizable as well-known hardware or office-supply chains), sometimes they aren't. Sometimes they will still blur out brand names or logos even when the buyers clearly say the brand name out loud.
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Rimshot
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Rimshot: When Barry ask the couple who sing at the nightclub "How old is it?" the husband says "Watch your language." Barry is quick to point out he wasn't talking about the wife but the organ he needed appraised.
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Ambition Is Evil
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Ambition Is Evil: Dave, the show's resident antagonist, has gone from a consignment store to his own auction house. And even dropped hints that he wants to partner with Dan next. Dan rebuts by saying to the effect, "That's never gonna happen". Their relationship has deteriorated even further following Hester's return to the show, culminating in a brawl.
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It's Personal
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It's Personal: Mark Balelo has been on the receiving end of this twice before his death. Barry uses this in his Batman Gambit against Mark to justify staying in and raising the price. Dave and Darrell, who are in on it, pretend to try to drag him away. He ends up sticking Mark with the locker at $3,500. Darrell indirectly uses this when he vows to bust Mark's rear after getting outbid by him. "I'm gonna figure out what this guy's about." Dave even bids against his own brother, as Dave Jr. points out—Dave admits he taught his siblings everything he knew, and they use it against him. Jarrod has now made it a mission to get Dave to overpay on lockers—the money he overspent thanks to Dave could have been better used for his family, he reasons, and figures it to be about $75,000. Brandi even gets in on the act. In one episode she and Jarrod argued back and forth over how much money he was spending, but the moment Dave started bidding on it, Brandi started telling Jarrod to bid more and more. She even noted that the one thing she hates more than Jarrod spending too much is losing to Dave. Jarrod's even noted that his and Brandi's system "has a Hester clause". When Dave's involved, all caps go off. This later extends to Rene and Casey, as well.
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Ascended Extra
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As mentioned above in AscendedExtra, former Barry Weiss associate Kenny Crossley returns by Season 9, now bidding on his own.
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Obfuscating Stupidity
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Obfuscating Stupidity: In "Operation Hobo" during yet another Zany Scheme from Barry, he admits that his hijinks are partly to get the others to underestimate him.
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Kitchen Sink Included
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Kitchen Sink Included: The things some people store and forget about. In one episode, as they looked over one locker that had several containers in it, Barry remarked that he'd once found an actual human kidney in a locker he'd purchased. Literal example: In "Auction Sesame", Barry bought a locker with an actual kitchen sink in it. In a highlight episode, Darrell revealed that he'd once uncovered a plastic-wrapped human corpse in a storage locker he'd bought. The previous owner had murdered his wife and hid her body in the unit. He later refuted that claim on his Twitter. In a highlight episode, Laura tells a story about a friend of hers who had wanted to start bidding on storage lockers. The friend bought a locker, discovered a human corpse in it, and stopped buying lockers after that.
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"Hell, Yes!" Moment
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"Hell, Yes!" Moment: Darrell and Brandon buy a locker full of artwork, which turns out to be by Chicano artist Frank Gutierrez, and haven't yet broken even when they have it checked out. The estimated worth? $300,000 - leading the pair to the biggest single-locker profit in Storage Wars history. Jarrod and Brandi get one early in the show's run, when Jarrod spends nearly their entire day's budget on one locker. Hidden deep in the back are several boxes full of vintage toys, which turn out to have an estimated total worth of $14,000. Darrell and Brandon buy a locker that proves to have an even bigger toy/comic collection, taking up 40 feet of table space and having an estimated worth of $40,000.
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Red Eyes, Take Warning
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Red Eyes, Take Warning: One stinger has Dave pictured with "red eyes." Barry is at a shelter talking about what it was used for—biowarfare, nukes, zombies, gorillas...and the appraiser kicks in, "Dave Hester."
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Worth It
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Worth It: It seems this can fit when: A profit is made off of a locker. A piece of art or other desirable collectible is in a locker, even if not sold. Barry does this the most often. "Unclaimed Baggage" had him find a wooden sculpture of a head, while an artist turned a 50's TV Barry found into another piece of art in "Fu Dog Day Afternoon." note Both pieces were valued at $6,000 each—but Barry kept them both, as they were "too cool" to part with. Darrell had the antique automated bridge table Barry wanted, and they arranged for a swap in the future if Barry came across stuff Darrell wanted in return. Another goal is reached. Barry wanted to win the first locker in an auction. Darrell and Jarrod wanted to "locker-block" Dave at all costs. So far it happened twice. The first time, they profited. The second time? They got the goal but didn't make money. Jarrod got Dave to overspend on a locker AND lose money in the process. If Dave spent a lot BUT still made a profit of any size, it didn't go quite like Jarrod hoped.
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Oh, Crap!
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Oh, Crap!: Darrell buys a locker mostly because he sighted a box which was supposed to contain a Casio keyboard that he thought would fetch a good price. There was nothing in the box at all. He proceeds to sell the locker to Dave for his deposit, and Dave makes a profit from scuba gear found in it. In another episode, after returning to a locker he was initially thrilled to get, Darrell gets another, more thorough look at it, and realizes he might have a problem: Dave buys a locker, finds an antique snuffbox inside, then drops it while getting into his truck to take it for appraisal. When he sees how badly it's been damaged, he doesn't even bother to make the trip. Everyone (well, except the newcomers) when its revealed that Dave has returned. All of the main characters (that is, Barry, Darrell, Dave, Jarrod, and Brandi) react with utter panic when Mark shows up, as their day just became infinitely more difficult.
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I Can't Believe I'm Saying This
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In "Fire In The Hole" Jarrod admitted when Dave bid against Mark, "I didn't think this would ever happen, but for once, I'm in Dave's corner."
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Pyrrhic Victory
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Pyrrhic Victory: The second Santa Ana auctions in "Land of the Loss." The goal? Keep Dave from getting a locker. The result? Success but getting three lockers at losses.
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Deadpan Snarker
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Deadpan Snarker: Every one of the buyers has their time to be one. Even Thom Beers, the narrator, does in his closing summations of the buyers who either didn't get a locker at all or didn't make money. If it's Barry in last, he'll have either: a straight-up zinger such as which leads to the closing-credits segment (one had Barry at the blackjack tables teased by the others, another which hints Barry lost something else "but kept his head." OR a Hope Spot where his red negative total is turned into a red minus sign and line of "?" with the bit, "Or DID he?" (Barry might have ONE last deal that's in the closing credits segment.)
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Catchphrase
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Catchphrase: A loud "YUUUP!" whenever Dave bids. Dave also has "Is that Barry/Darrell/Jarrod bidding?" when he wants to bid one of them up just for fun. Whether Dan responds "Yes it is" or "I can't tell you Dave!" seems to depend on his mood. Whenever he thinks he's successfully goaded a rival into an overbid, Dave will triumphantly announce: "($X) for that pile of trash? No way!" or "NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!" Dan also goes "SHOWTIME!" when he's ready to start the day's auctions, while Laura closes them with "Don't forget to pay the lady!" (to make the deals official). Laura says "folks" enough to warrant a Drinking Game. Darrell has "This is the wow factor!" Also from Darrell: "That's an x dollar bill right there!"
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Ms. Fanservice
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Ms. Fanservice: Casey. Brandi too.
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Offscreen Crash
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Offscreen Crash: Jarrod on a YikeBike.
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Collector of the Strange
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Collector of the Strange: Barry's entire motivation. He's kept items that would net him a huge profit because he finds them too cool or too unusual to part with. In fact, he's left this show to set up with his very own show, Barry'd Treasure, in which he traipses around the country hunting down his beloved curios.
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Epic Fail
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In one episode, Barry had bought a unit that contained nothing but a safe for $650. Much fuss was made over what was inside and he got help to crack it open, only to find the safe was empty, and that he couldn't sell it afterward because he'd wrecked the front trying to open it himself.
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"Stop Having Fun" Guys: (In-universe) Season 3 newcomer Jeff Jarred comes across as one, policing Dan's auctioneering procedures and confronting him about "fairness" right from the get-go. This doesn't sit well with Laura and eventually she gives Jeff a big piece of her mind.
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Hypocritical Humor: In "Auction Sesame", Darrell complained that Jarrod dressed like he was going to prison and Brandi dressed like she was going to eighth grade prom and that they should dress more seriously. Then, Brandon, his son pointed out that they were wearing matching tank tops.
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Berserk Button
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Berserk Button: Dave Hester can dish out stealth insults, but he does have a tolerance limit: Brandon's hat that defaced Dave's business pushed the normally restrained Dave into an angry outburst. Barry's psychic friends in "Midnight in the Gardena Good and Evil" also prompt Dave to go off. Dave actually had an angry outburst at HIMSELF in one episode when he carelessly forgot a delicate trinket box was on his lap in the truck and it fell out and smashed on the ground. He spent the rest of the episode beating himself up over it.
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Weirdness Magnet
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Weirdness Magnet: Dan outright calls Barry one in "Driving Miss Barry".
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Happily Married
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Happily Married: Despite the bickering, Brandi and Jarrod have shown themselves to be genuinely happy with one another, and seem to be in their line of business partially because of how much fun they have with each other doing it (despite how much Jarrod's decisions occasionally annoy Brandi). Sadly averted by season 13, as they have since seperated.
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Spoonerism: Barry once referred to Darrell and Jarrod as "Jarrell" and "Darrod".
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OR a Hope Spot where his red negative total is turned into a red minus sign and line of "?" with the bit, "Or DID he?" (Barry might have ONE last deal that's in the closing credits segment.)
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Actually, That's My Assistant
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Actually, That's My Assistant: On one episode, Mike Karlinger and Herb Brown won a unit that contained tiaras from a beauty pageant, so they took them to an appraiser who was an expert in pageant items. They greeted a tall blond woman who stated that she's the expert's coach and then she pointed down to a nine-year-old pageant contestant. Mike and Herb even had to kneel down just to speak to her face to face.
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Nice Guy
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Nice Guy: Barry is easily the friendliest of the main buyers. It's justified in that unlike the others, who are actually staking their livelihoods on their biddings, Barry is simply in it for the collecting.
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Unpredictable Results
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Unpredictable Results: The units could be full of hidden treasures or full of trash. Or the things they thought were treasure turn out as trash when appraised.
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Cloudcuckoolander
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Cloudcuckoolander: Barry Weiss "The Collector". His Boston buddy and "good luck charm," Joe Bro, also qualifies. This trait of Barry's works twice for him: bringing psychics drives off Dave in one auction, and Joe Bro helps Barry win TWO lockers. In an effort to get a better view, Barry brought in another friend for one episode: a little person on stilts. This works, helping him win a locker and the small car inside. His lucky socks with "Lucky Socks" embroidered on them did not fare as well. In "Operation Hobo", where he dresses as a hobo, he outright says he does this stuff to get the others to underestimate him. In "Wilkommen to the Dollhouse", he hires two German gentlemen to pose as lawyers looking for rare items. They run interference for him and distract the other buyers long enough for him to win a locker. Darrell's even fooled by them enough to think that he can partner with them for a business venture. He once bid on a locker apparently before appraising it; he wanted to get the bidding started but jumped in at 100, which EVERYONE present thought was overpaying for it. Despite Dan and Laura trying to get him out of it, he ended up be sole bidder. It's even lampshaded in one episode.
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Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Toyed with in "A Civil Accordion," when Dave gets bleeped speaking in Spanish, while the subtitles show he said the locker in question was full of "a lot of crap." "Crap" hardly seems worth censoring, until you realize that when translated to Spanish it becomes its much more vulgar, bleep-worthy S-word counterpart.
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Schmuck Bait
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Schmuck Bait: When one of the show regulars lets one of the others get under his skin, which can often result in paying much more for a unit than they intended. Usually, Dave is the instigator. After an argument that gets heated and possibly physical with Dave, Jarrod does this back to him. It becomes Jarrod's mission to get Dave back for costing Jarrod all the money that his family could have used. In "More Like WRONG Beach", Barry falls prey to this when a storage center employee tells him that there's a motorcycle unit up for auction that day. He wins the unit in question, only to discover that there's no motorcycle, and he loses money.
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Bonus Round
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Bonus Round: The charity locker sold in "All's Fair in Storage and Wars". In a total departure from the usual abandoned-locker-of-mystery auctions making up the rest of the show, the charity locker was filled with good-quality furniture, arranged so everything was clearly visible to the buyers, and placed on sale immediately after it was filled. (Jeff Jarred won it for $2,700, and won the episode with a $6,749 profit.)
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Hoist by His Own Petard: Can happen if a locker's price is bid very high by one buyer, BUT inside said locker is a trove of valuable stuff that made it still a very profitable decision for the winner. Jarrod got this done to him when he bid Dave to $4,000 on a "jeweler's unit" after he'd dumped a $9,000 locker on him the episode before Dave found watercolors and cash inside it as well and he netted a profit between both shows, with the jeweler's unit's proceeds canceling out the previous loss. and Dave had it done to him recently in "The Drone Wars" when he got Darrell to pay over $7,000 for a tool/craftsman's unit besides tools, there was also high-value building materials in quantities large enough to net a $18,000 profit. Happened in "Land of the Loss," when running a second locker-blocking against Dave ended up costing Darrell and Jarrod as they made no profit. In "More like WRONG Beach," Darrell attempts to dump a crap locker on well-known jerk Mark Balelo, laughing in the interview segment as his "trap" is set... right up until he realizes that Mark isn't bidding.
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Waxing Lyrical: In "Make It Rain, Girl" Barry notes that a locker was the "See me, Feel me, Touch me" type.
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Jarrod's (ex-)employee Mark, Dave's associate Steve, Dave Hester Jr., and Brandon Sheets also qualify. The latter two are in so many Season 2 episodes, they qualify as Fake Guest Stars. The funny thing is, both Brandon and Dave Jr. are in the opening credits and could easily be added like Laura was.
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Vitriolic Best Buds
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Vitriolic Best Buds: Dave and Barry seem to have this sort of relationship.
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Villain Antagonist: Mark Balelo in his appearances, which turns Dave into a Villain Protagonist when they clash. Dave may be a jerk, but as far as the others are concerned, he's their jerk.
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Sixth Ranger: Fifth buyers in this case. Three at various points, but no more than one at a time: Mark Balelo, introduced in "Enemy of My Enemy". He filled in for an absent Dave in "San Burrito," and appeared at the Season 3.5 Finale "Nobody's Vault But Mine". Nabila Haniss, appearing in 3 episodes straight. Jeff Jarred (not to be confused with Jeff Jarrett) also fills in for Dave (and later Darrell) during season 3. In the interregnum between Seasons 3 and 4, there were a few more teams, including one pair of appraisers that Barry visited earlier in the Season, attending the auctions, no more than 2 at a time. Thinly-Veiled Audition, much? The possible replacements for Dave in this case: Ivy Calvin (self-proclaimed "King of Palmdale"), Mike Karlinger and Herb Brown (the other "tank top twins" Dave ran into at an auction), and "The Kings of Swag" Matt and Mark Harris (the aforementioned twin appraisers). Thrift store owners Rene Nezhoda and Casey Lloyd join the group of guest buyers midway through season 4, having appeared in six episodes so far. As of season 5, the cast list has settled out again, with Ivy, Rene and Casey appearing in every episode. Dave gets relegated to this upon his return in season 5. Mary Padian from spinoff Storage Wars: Texas takes a road trip to California for a few season 5 episodes, and has appear as a regular from season 6 to 13. She was even invited to the Dotsons' Christmas party. As mentioned above in AscendedExtra, former Barry Weiss associate Kenny Crossley returns by Season 9, now bidding on his own.
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Rage Quit: In one episode Barry brings along a couple of psychics to "scan" the lockers; Dave gets extremely mad at them making a mockery of his profession (as he sees it) and storms off without winning a single unit. In the season 3 episode "The Full Monty-Bello," Mark, Jarrod's best-known employee, has a colossal one, storming off from the locker and, apparently, his job.
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Know When to Fold 'Em
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Know When to Fold 'Em: Dave missed getting three Santa Ana lockers in "Land of the Loss" after Darrell and Jarrod try to keep Dave from winning one. The irony? Those who bought the lockers lost money, while Dave showed common sense by not buying any of them. "Sometimes when you walk away with money in your pocket, you've made the best buy of the day," Dave closes his segment with, and the episode proved he was no idiot. Though to be fair, Darrell lost a double-or-nothing toss and gave Boy Scout collectibles to his appraiser at no charge, Barry flat-out gave a $1,000 organ to HIS appraisers (who were musical nightclub performers, and he felt they'd appreciate it more than any other buyer could), and Jarrod only missed the "break even" mark by $50, which was the least of the losses (he hinted he was saved from Brandi's anger by that the loss could have been a lot worse—she wasn't pleased he spent so much). Since all the lockers were "money-losers," the narrator lets the first mention go to who lost the most, then go in descending losses until he mentioned Dave was "this week's winner" who led the field by not spending a dime. If only Barry had sold that organ...
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Indy Ploy: When Stewart Copeland of The Police doesn't give that favorable an appraisal of Barry's drum set, Barry realizes that a drum set autographed by Stewart Copeland might just be worth several times that. It just about triples the value, giving Barry enough profit to win the episode.
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Disguised in Drag: Featured in "Barry Doubtfire".
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Karmic Jackpot: In "Not Your Average Bear," Barry kicks the episode off with a generous offering of free donuts and coffee to everyone attending the auction. By episode's end, his generosity is rewarded when the locker he bought winds up being worth eight hundred times the amount he paid for it! (Sure, it was a $2000 locker that hey paid two dollars and fifty cents for, but still, that's a heck of an investment for the money.) He managed to do it again when he bought a crappy looking locker and found an antique Mexican mask worth two to three hundred dollars (and sold it to his appraiser for $150). What he paid? One dollar.
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Manipulative Editing: Most obviously in "Stairway to Hemet". The story is that Barry brought Dave a hat with "YUUUP!" on the front, so that he would shut up and point to the hat instead when bidding. However, Dave didn't shut up, even coming to stand next to Barry with his arm around him during one auction. Later, Barry grumbled about wanting his money back on the hat. However, at the beginning of the episode, the hat Dave is wearing already has "Yuuup!" on it (albeit on the back), and we see a glimpse of his truck (which at least in later episodes also has "YUUUP!" all over it). His employees then show up to the locker he won on the very same episode with "YUUUP!" in the exact same font and a trademark symbol on their T-shirts. Dave's "YUUUP!" hat also has a trademark symbol on it in subsequent episodes, and the symbol appears to be there but Sharpied out on the hat Barry supposedly gave him. It's uncanny the number of times someone (usually Barry) will win an early locker, break away from the auction crowd to preview the contents, then abruptly decide to stop doing so, just in time to make an appearance in the next featured auction. Dave Hester unsuccessfully sued A&E, claiming they are planting finds in lockers and helping 'their' buyers into getting said lockers. One wonders what the real falling out is, since one of the examples cited is one of his lockers (the one with the Elvis papers). Dave ended up fired from the show. It's unclear if his lawsuit triggered his sacking, or if some other issue with the show caused him to get fired, and then sue the network. As noted, he and A&E settled their differences, and he is back on the show.
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I Regret Nothing: Jarrod uses this trope in spades, especially when it comes to buying units... to the point where Brandi leaves infuriated at him and sometimes for good reason.
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Zonk: A locker's contents can sometimes be this, especially if a bidder spent a lot of money on it. Can just as easily be averted if there turns out to be something valuable buried underneath all the worthless items.
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Determinator: "Enemy of My Enemy" had Dave sick, but he came to the auction that day anyway. When he comes away with a $21,000 profit, he quips "I may never take another sick day again."
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Flanderization: Before getting fired and suing the show Dave was arrogant, fiercely competitive and rude to the competition but was never presented as a particularly bad guy. He was merely the closest the show had to a villain as he had the most successful business of the buyers. However, his return in "The Man In Black Is Bad... In Black!" recast him as a full-on Card-Carrying Villain. He shows up at the auction wearing a shirt advertising his auctioneering business, immediately causing strife with Laura (Dan is absent). He continues to antagonize her and insults for daring to be a female auctioneer. At the end of the episode he knocks a stranger's drink out of his hands and pushes the camera out of his face.
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Dave finds what he thinks is a Stradivarius violin in a storage locker. This is mused by Dave as that one item that is found in a locker that sets the finder for life. He takes it to a violin shop and after a through inspection, the guy tells Dave.....it's not real. Dave asks for a second opinion, and the guy introduces him to his father. The guy instantly tells Dave it's not real without even have to hold it.
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Big Damn Heroes: Darrell plays one for Jarrod where he points out the safe in the unit. Jarrod laments that the safe was empty when Darrell tells him that the safe itself was valuable and worth $3000.
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Dave Hester and Mark Balelo frequently try to either muscle out the other bidders this way or just does it to drive up the prices on the other bidders if they aren't actually interested in the contents. When they both go at it... One locker they clashed over is won by a $9,000 bid by Dave—and there are a hundred lighting systems from China in it, which gives Dave a profit of $21,000. The second Mark-versus-Dave clash is over a locker with rehab equipment; this one goes for Dave's one uncontested bid of $1,400, and he makes $3,035 in profit from it. Mark has had this done to him, as well. Barry's Batman Gambit ran him up $3,500. Averted when Darrell tries it later on, as Mark drops it on him and costs him over $700.
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One-Steve Limit: As expected when dealing with Real Life, averted. In the early seasons, Jarrod had an assistant named Mark and sometimes came up against a big-time bidder named Mark (Balelo). Another bidder named Mark had a minor role in an episode of Season 3.
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Pungeon Master: Barry, especially when one locker had him toss out line after line after he found various items that kept causing him to pun. He even ended up cracking Jarrod up with the old "Sum Yung Gun sauce" line. The show's creator, Thom Beers, refers to Barry's many humorous puns as "Weisscracks".
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Product Placement: In real life Jarrod is also a Co-Owner of Outlaw Apparel (the clothing he wears on the show) and the Outlaw Apparel shirts, as well as the skeleton-patterned gloves Barry wears, are on the A&E website.
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Suspiciously Similar Substitute: After Dave and Barry left. Rene and Ivy have some similar traits to the two respectively but they are both more like variations than exact copies. Rene has the condescending attitude but more espescially towards Darrel except he clearly doesn't have the funds Dave had and is part of a husband-wife team. Ivy is just as if not even more eccentric than Barry but bids like the other buyers and is there for more or less profit in contrast to Barry seemingly just being there for fun.
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Drives Like Crazy: In "Buy, Buy, Birdie", while driving to an auction, Darrell tells Brandon to metaphorically "take the wheel." He does so as he literally takes his hands off the wheel for a good five seconds. With the car still in motion. He only puts them back on after Brandon says he's not in the proper seat... and just keeps going with the metaphor as if nothing has happened.
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Friendly Rivalry: Generally speaking, the original five main social actors have varying dynamics with one another (ranging from friendship to outright hatred), but are willing to invoke this trope (combined with Enemy Mine) even with people they can't stand in some situations. On a regular basis, the dynamics are that Barry gets along with everyone, especially with Jarrod and Brandi and notably with Dave, who is usually hated by everyone else. Jarrod and Brandi bicker but are otherwise Happily Married, and usually get along with everyone except Dave (and even then, Jarrod has been shown to be friendly with him from time to time), and Darrell is usually affable with everyone... except Dave, who he cannot stand.
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Commercial Break Cliffhanger: specifically, an Ad-Break Double-Take; buyer (Barry 95 percent of the time) goes "What's in THIS box?", cut to commercials as soon as he begins to open it, show comes back on, "What's in THIS box?", then we find out. Barry himself briefly voices his dislike of this during the first Barry Strikes Back episode. By the second episode,it's gotten to the point where he can predict when the commercial breaks are going to happen in his own show.
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Brick Joke: In Here's Looking At You, Kenny, Barry expressed buyer's remorse saying, "It's only money". Later on, he ended up finding a lot of American quarters, dollars and Swiss francs inside the locker.
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Grail in the Garbage: On occasion, a buyer will find an extremely valuable item buried under a pile of worthless trash in a locker.
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Pet the Dog: Dave may be a Jerkass, but he loves his dogs. Not just any dogs. Adorable pug puppies, one of which is featured in the credit sequence of "Buyers on the Storm". He's named them Yep and Yap. It's also his coming to Mary Padian's defense when Rene outbids her and Dan Dotson not catching one of Mary's other bids that leads Dave to a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown on him, getting him forcibly expelled from the storage lot for the rest of the episode. Despite his cold exterior and a future episode proving it, Dave did care about Mary enough in his own way, albeit with some rather rotten results for himself.
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