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Agents of Cracked (Web Video)

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Agents of Cracked is a Web Original comedy miniseries that, as the name would suggest, is produced by Cracked.com, and ran in three "seasons" from 2009 to 2011. Michael Swaim and Daniel O'Brien star as Alter-Ego Acting versions of themselves; the former a sociopathic Cloudcuckoolander and the latter his much more down-to-earth partner who write articles for Cracked.Watch it here.
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Forceful Kiss
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Forceful Kiss: Between Dan and Mike in the finale.
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Retired Badass
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Retired Badass: The Chief's current replacement since he decided to take some time off in Season 2. The Chief had to find him by hiring the world's best assassin and then following that assassin.
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No Accounting for Taste
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No Accounting for Taste: Dan seems to have a thing for people who drug him, outright ignore him, try to kill him, or otherwise treat him like dirt.
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Your Head A-Splode
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Your Head Asplode: The function of Dan's 'Failsafe Device'. Apparently it's not lethal. This may be due to Michael's apparent immortality, as he later claims that if Dan kills him, he'll come back 'so hard'. Later, this is revealed to be because he's a demigod
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Candid Camera Prank
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Candid Camera Prank: Mentioned by DOB in the face of Swaim's... Swaim-ness. "I'm not convinced that you aren't part of a reality show that I forgot I was on."
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Mr. Fanservice
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Mr. Fanservice DOB and Sarge (Dylan Seaton). T-Bone (Soren Bowie) is simply gorgeous. So is his twin brother, B-Tone. Swaim counts too for his occasional lack of a shirt, and his dimples. Benedict Arnold.
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Artificial Limbs
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Artificial Limbs: Sarge has a prosthetic nose.
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Chekhov's Gag
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Chekhov's Gag: In a first season episode, Michael mentions his belief that everyone on the east coast goes to work in hot air balloons and sleeps in grain silos; in the series finale Dan and Michael go to the east coast by way of a hot air balloon, and DOB mentions (possibly jokingly) that Michael's going to have to sleep in a grain silo because "That's where we all sleep, back east." And a few episodes earlier, Kelly mentions having traveled to California via zeppelin, confirming another of Michael's crazy cultural perceptions.
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Lampshade Hanging
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Lampshade Hanging: Throughout the body-switching episode, constant reference is made to, well, body-switching. Also Lampshades Swaim's Hammerspace.
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Ax-Crazy
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Ax-Crazy: Several characters but Swaim takes the cake!
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Depraved Bisexual
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Depraved Bisexual: Swaim. He seems very attached to DOB, but he also has multiple wives, and he claims to have had sex with Mandy at least twice. In season 3, he orders a group of drunken bar patrons to line up in accordance with their positions on the Kinsey scale, and tells them that he intends to have sex with all of them. Not just "all of them", "every part of them, in alphabetical order". Don't forget the barstool. They're going back to his place. Perhaps making Swaim a Depraved Pansexual? In series 3, Swaim fulfills his pledge to have a BEST FRIENDS THREESOME! with DOB.
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Rummage Sale Reject
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Rummage Sale Reject: Swaim dresses like this in every episode. DOB runs off to "the thrift store in the gay neighborhood" during the body-switching episode to procure a similar outfit.
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Initiation Ceremony
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Initiation Ceremony: Apparently one of the requirements put on Dan to join the Cracked staff was to kill a man.
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"Freaky Friday" Flip
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"Freaky Friday" Flip: Swaim takes "bear Ritalin" and becomes more like DOB. In order to save his job, DOB becomes like Swaim. He becomes instantly more likeable to the entire office, forcing Swaim to admit he was faking it the whole time. Also, he's immune to pills. All pills.
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Psychopathic Manchild
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Psychopathic Manchild: Swaim, beyond all belief: Canonized when it is revealed that the entire Cracked website was created to keep Swaim occupied and distracted.
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Dangerous Workplace
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Dangerous Workplace: Half of the time, really. It's run by the Chief, a badass who spends most of his time in the shadows. The requirements for employment include killing a man. Also, Michael works there.
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Noodle Incident
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Noodle Incident: "So I've got a ruined wedding cake to my left side, one pissed off ambassador to my right, and the only way out...water slide."
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Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon
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Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: "Ever been killed with a doorknob before?" "I'll gouge eyeballs out of places you didn't even know you could see from!"
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Konami Code
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Konami Code: "A man has to have a code, Daniel! And mine goes up, up, down, down, left, right, A...I'm sorry: up, up, down...F*** me, I think I recorded it..."
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Sound-Effect Bleep
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Sound-Effect Bleep: Done intermittently. The final episode features a montage of all instances of this. Probably due to Rule of Funny, sometimes "shit" and "fuck" will be bleeped out, and other times not.
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Metaphorgotten
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Metaphorgotten: "I'll tell her the deal's off. ...Then I'll tell her my pants are off! Then I'll tell her there's a new deal! And then I'll tell her 'Frankly, I'm about to Delano all over your Roosevelts.'"
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Shirtless Scene
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Shirtless Scene: Swaim's had a couple. Sarge gets a brief one when he and Mandy are shown in bed together.
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Hidden Purpose Test
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Hidden Purpose Test: Dan's performance review has nothing to do with his work, and was actually the Chief trying to figure out why his crazy partner Michael could work with him. After a torturous gauntlet of random and insane tasks, the Chief still has no idea.
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Leaning on the Fourth Wall
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Leaning on the Fourth Wall: In "F.U.B.A.R.-King Up the Wrong Tree":
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Kavorka Man
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Kavorka Man: Though not physically unattractive (with the arguable exception of his clothes), Michael's personality would seem to make him an unlikely lady's man. But almost all the women on the show, and quite a few of the men, are attracted to him. Including Dan.
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Crazy-Prepared
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Crazy-Prepared: Swaim has thousands of knives hidden all around the world, including on the persons of Secret Service agents, in case he ever needs one.
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Escalating War
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Escalating War: In one episode, Swaim thinks that he and DOB are in one—and that Dan started it—but Dan's "pranks" are entirely in Swaim's imagination.
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The Internet Is for Porn
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The Internet Is for Porn: Swaim's immediate conclusion upon discovering Google. "I typed in 'porn' - and porn came up! I typed in 'breakfast' - and porn came up!"
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Even the Guys Want Him
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Even the Guys Want Him: B-Tone.
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Eyepatch of Power
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Eyepatch of Power: The Sarge, whose patch has been noted to move from one side of his face to the other between cuts. The patch even briefly migrates onto Michael's face when he pretends to be Sarge, forcing Sarge to cover his eye with his hand. In the episode with the failed heist, Sarge is seen wearing two eyepatches, one of which covers a regular eye. B-Tone ends up with two as well. It's mentioned Sarge wears it because of "redundancy".
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Through the Eyes of Madness
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Through the Eyes of Madness: "Michael Vision" in the 4th episode of season 3.
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Bunny-Ears Lawyer
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Bunny-Ears Lawyer (see Idiot Savant) Although Michael has quirky bouts of ruthless anger, heroin-mailing and down right insanity, he is a great writer, so these oddities are overlooked.
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Gargle Blaster
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Gargle Blaster: Requested: When Dan finds himself in the bar in season 3, he asks the bartender to serve him the most noxious, poisonous, self-destructive drink she can think of. He gets apricot brandy and Clamato.
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"What Now?" Ending
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"What Now?" Ending: The situation Cracked.com finds itself in at the end of the finale.
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Meaningful Name
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Meaningful Name: In Tactical Asset Liberation, there's a character called Benedict Arnold who betrays Mike and Dan.
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Camp Gay
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Camp Gay: Benedict Arnold. No, not that one.
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Similar Squad
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Similar Squad: Swaim and Dan are caught sneaking into Broked.com's office, and are interrogated by an identical team played by themselves. Much to Dan's dismay, this leads to Screw Yourself. Same episode, a blink and you miss it appearance of T-Bone's robot double, B-Tone. It turns out that Broked.com is staffed by clones of everyone at Cracked.
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"Rashomon"-Style
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"Rashomon"-Style: The plot of the fourth episode of the third season, told to The Chief from the perspectives of Mandy (who is physically incapable of noticing Dan's presence), DOB (Who, despite arguably having the most accurate flashback, tends to see the world as a depressing black void), Swaim (who sees the world as a psychedelic nightmare), and Sarge (who is constantly living out a Vietnam flashback).
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Laughably Evil
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Laughably Evil: Swaim. He drops empty liquor bottles on pedestrians from the roof of Cracked's offices, keeps his multiple schizophrenic "wives" imprisoned in his house and car for six years, has crippling addictions to heroin and jetski polish, wears skin suits, and is the Zodiac killer, but he's a deranged, comedic savant and all of it is played for laughs.
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...Or So I Heard
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...Or So I Heard: A running gag from Swaim about the Chief in Season 1. Given a nod in the first episode of the second season. The Sarge is convinced that if he refuses to take the position The Chief will shrink down, climb into his brain and force him to do it. And when that's debunked, he thinks he'll go back in time.
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Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking
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Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Apparently, Michael mails heroin to kids, makes bald eagle egg omelettes that he doesn't even finish, and rents video games, then keeps the manuals.
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Exotic Equipment
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Exotic Equipment: Michael has a "weird-looking dick" as the result of being the son of a demigod with corkscrew-shaped testicles. His member is apparently prehensile and can be used to type and hold up large signs.
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Extreme Omnisexual
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Extreme Omnisexual: Michael Swaim. He tells people to bring "that hot ass bar-stool" back to his house for an orgy and got kicked off Dan's site/blog for constantly trying to debate which horse had the longest slong.
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Gainax Ending
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Gainax Ending: Boy howdy. B-Tone, T-Bone's brother, comes to Cracked to kill Swaim, who it turns out is the Chief's son, and, since the Chief, who is revealed to be played by Cody Johnston, is a god, Swaim is a demigod. Swaim is his only son due to penile problems, and due to those same problems he came out mentally retarded, thus, Cracked was created to hide his existence, Broked as a fake enemy for the site, and T-Bone as a robotic infiltrator who was supposed to watch him but instead went all turncoat on Cracked. After this revelation, B-Tone, who is also a robot, has a huge offscreen fight with DOB, Swaim, the Chief, and Sarge, leading to DOB and Swaim having to drop off the map for a while because it will be made publicly known that they are dead. They then fly back to the East Coast in a hot air balloon and start making out. Roll the credits!
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Nerd Glasses
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Nerd Glasses: DOB.
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Crazy Cultural Comparison
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Crazy Cultural Comparison: Michael believes that the "East Coast" is a foreign country where, among other things, everyone rides hot air balloons to work and sleeps in grain silos, "fag" is just a fancy word for "elevator", and the best thing Dan could hope for is to marry a soapmaker and sell scrimshaw scenes of The American Civil War to passing cattlemen until the day he dies of "heartstop".
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Back from the Dead
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Back from the Dead: T-Bone. Then immediately subverted that its revealed its actually B-Tone, his twin.
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Ancient Conspiracy
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Ancient Conspiracy: The Chief is part of one.
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Wunza Plot
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Wunza Plot: One's a sociopathic Cloudcuckoolander. One's a Straight Man. They write articles for Cracked.
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Idiot Savant
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Idiot Savant: The Chief actually calls Swaim this, and it's shown that he is actually an excellent writer and an excellent judge.
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Throw the Dog a Bone
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Throw the Dog a Bone: DOB is shown to be terrible with women in most instances, so it was a pretty touching moment when an episode—which started with Dan despairing over his recent break up—ended with him happily chatting with the lady bartender who likes Spider-Man (even though she was never mentioned or seen after that episode). Also counts as a Pet the Dog for Michael, who orchestrated their meeting.
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Odd Couple
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Odd Couple: DOB and Michael. They become a real couple in the finale.
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Giver of Lame Names
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Giver of Lame Names: Swaim spends an entire episode giving DOB terrible and insulting nicknames, though the lameness of the names could have been intentional.
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Screw Yourself
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Swaim and Dan are caught sneaking into Broked.com's office, and are interrogated by an identical team played by themselves. Much to Dan's dismay, this leads to Screw Yourself.
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Foreshadowing
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Foreshadowing: In the second episode, Dan insists to Michael that they're partners as in "co-workers", not as in "gay guys".
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Eye Scream
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Eye Scream: "I told him just to dot the I's!" And the pencils DOB threw at B-Tone. It was meant to be coffee.
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Mad God
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Mad God: Swaim is revealed to be one.
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No OSHA Compliance
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No OSHA Compliance
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Mistaken for Pedophile
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Mistaken for Pedophile: When Mandy calls Dan's choice of drink "juvenile yet mature", he quips "I love combining my man-parts with those of a child."
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Face Framed in Shadow
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Face Framed in Shadow: The Chief, due to inadequate lighting in his office
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Bestiality Is Depraved
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Bestiality Is Depraved: Swaim claims Walter Anderson "totally f**ks goats because he believes it gives him super powers - specifically, powers which allow him to f**k more goats" in Season 2. This is why Cracked gets sued
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Aesop Amnesia
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Aesop Amnesia: DOB acknowledges he has some sort of amnesia that causes him to forget to never, ever go along with anything Swaim wants to do.
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Luke, I Am Your Father
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Luke, I Am Your Father: Subverted, because Sarge is not Swaim's father...son. Played straight, because The Chief is.
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ComedicSociopath
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Comedic Sociopath: Michael. See Laughably Evil below.
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Self-Deprecation
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Self-Deprecation: "So what're you gonna do with the company now that it serves no purpose beyond compiling lists of infantile dick jokes?" Another possible one: "Are you just stuck in a loop listing things? Because I can talk you through that." Cracked.com is famous for list-based articles. When Michael is presumed dead, a radio host starts listing "The Top Ten Deadest Things About Michael Swaim."
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Last-Minute Hookup
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Last-Minute Hookup: Played completely straight by DOB and Swaim in the finale.
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Cloudcuckoolander
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Cloudcuckoolander: Swaim. Also Crazy Raoul, and at least one of Swaim's homeless wives. Michael cries out his own name during sex.
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Hard Work Hardly Works
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Hard Work Hardly Works: Even when DOB spends months researching his article, it can't match the popularity of one that Michael wrote an hour before his deadline. In his sleep.
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Heads-Up Display
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Heads-Up Display: Swaim sees the world by way of an HUD that is half Terminator and half Robot Unicorn Attack.
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Acquired Poison Immunity
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Acquired Poison Immunity: Michael has built up an immunity to "pills" of all varieties as a result of taking too many this one time.
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Start My Own
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Start My Own: The second to last episode of the first series has a case of this. After Swaim gets fired for supposedly leaking Cracked secrets to their rival Broked, Dan asks him what he's going to do. Swaim intends to make his own version of Cracked, completely by himself. Considering that he's an idiotic, comedic savant who is literally homeless from this incident, Dan has his doubts.
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Drugs Are Bad
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Drugs Are Bad: Inverted. Swaim has a heroin addition and gets Dan to try it in "The Least Effective Drug Intervention Ever" ("A hit a day keeps the tremors at bay!"), and Swaim implies he's done crack in "Adpocalypse Now":
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Literal-Minded
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Literal-Minded: Michael is told to make a "Facebook" for Cracked and assumes he's literally supposed to make a book out of people's faces. Terror ensues.
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Indy Ploy
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Indy Ploy: Apparently a lot of articles from Michael are made on the spot.
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The Chew Toy
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The Chew Toy: Not only is Dan an example, the final episode reveals this is his actual job title. Chew Toy #8, to be precise.
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Gasp!
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Gasp!: Swaim's favorite exclamation seems to be the word "Gasp!" (see Catch Phrase). And then there's Swaim's clone: "Sharp intake of breath!"
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The Mole
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The Mole: T-Bone, subverted when it's revealed in the finale that he's actually a glitching robot.
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Stupid Sexy Flanders
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T-Bone (Soren Bowie) is simply gorgeous. So is his twin brother, B-Tone. Swaim counts too for his occasional lack of a shirt, and his dimples.
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Impossible Theft
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Impossible Theft: A girl Dan had a crush on steals the clothes off Dan and Swaim backs and swaps them around. And then when leaving steals a bunch of office supplies and the ice cream off an ice cream cone Swaim was eating.
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Early-Bird Cameo
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Early-Bird Cameo: Cody Johnston appears in the background of some shots, but just seemed to be an Easter Egg. In the final episode, we find out he's the Chief, who's been watching over Mike the entire time. When DOB and Michael sneak into Broked Offices and crash the surprise party, B-Tone immediately leaves.
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IncrediblyLamePun
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Don't forget the barstool. They're going back to his place. Perhaps making Swaim a Depraved Pansexual?
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Immune to Drugs
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Immune to Drugs: Swaim, who built up an immunity to "pills"
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Running Gag: Very subtle, but Sarge's eye patch is constantly switching eyes. In a later season 3 episode, it switched entire bodies. Also: HORSES??!!
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Wham Episode: Ohai finale! Where should we begin? Well the Chief turns out to be Cody, who is also Michael's father. Because the Chief is part of a ancient order of demigods, and Michael is too "retarded as balls" to be his offspring, the order would want Michael killed if they found out. After all, "you can't have a retarded demigod running around." So the Chief created Cracked as a way to keep Michael occupied and hide him from the other chiefs. In other news, Cracked's rival Broked is staffed by clones of the Cracked staff (oh yeah, the Chief also created cloning), the articles and videos on Cracked.com are encoded with the ultimate truths about the nature of life, the universe and everything, which can be decoded (or, if you will, "cracked") by anyone who reads every single article and buys the right merchandise and T-Bone (and B-Tone) are robots reprogrammed by the other chiefs to kill Dan and Michael. So of course, Dan and Michael fake their own deaths, and they all live happily ever after. Am I missing something? Oh, yeah, Dan turns out to have been in love with Michael all along. All this in 12 minutes and 40 seconds. Whew.
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Living Emotional Crutch: Dan becomes one of these for Mike:
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In series 3, Swaim fulfills his pledge to have a BEST FRIENDS THREESOME! with DOB.
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