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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video)

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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video)	comment	Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the trope page for Cinematic Excrement: currently in the process of ruining your life.Cinematic Excrement is a movie review series starring the self-titled Smeghead (real name: Sean Moore) in which he rips apart the worst cinema has to offer, whether it be DTV, mockbuster, or blockbuster.His schedule is generally one review a month, with each video being around 20â€“30 minutes in length. Remarkably enough, the style and formula of the show have remained completely unchanged since its debut all the way back in 2009 (save for some Early-Installment Weirdness in the first fifteen or so episodes), with only some rare and minor deviations.In August 2018, he decided to marathon and review every winner of the Golden Raspberry Award for "Worst Picture"; the final video of the marathon was released in December 2023. In the case of the films he had already reviewed, he did a "Second Look" video where he took another, more summarized look at the film to determine whether his criticism still held up.In between episodes, he also uploads vlogs in which he reviews new movie releases.While the series was formerly hosted on Blip, it is now available primarily on YouTube. The first 100 episodes have also been uploaded to Vimeo (see here), and Smeghead has recommended these uploads for fans who want to see videos in their full, original form in cases of deletions or modifications in the name of copyright infringement. The show also has a WordPress blog, mainly consisting of promoting new uploads, and Smeghead can also be found individually on Twitter.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_13646b1b	type	My Friends... and Zoidberg
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_13646b1b	comment	My Friends... and Zoidberg: When introducing Sharknado, he points out the film's surprisingly star-studded cast (Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Hearn, Jason Simmons, Cassie Scerbo) and notes that "there are actually some talented people in this movie — and Tara Reid." However, he does admit that his dig was somewhat out of line, and even gives Reid the benefit of the doubt by wondering if the abysmal performance she turned in was invokeddone deliberately, as he found her acting in a skit on The Arsenio Hall Show parodying the film far better. Similarly, in his Second Look at Battlefield Earth, when he discusses The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (one of the Worst Picture nominees the same year as Battlefield Earth), he describes the cast as consisting of "people who were far too good for this, and Stephen Baldwin."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_15b2cab3	type	Tempting Fate
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_15b2cab3	comment	Tempting Fate: In That's My Boy, he jokes that Jamie will be caught having sex with her own brother. Guess who Donny catches having sex with Jamie? "Thank God they didn't make the Thing CG."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_18d15922	type	Title Drop
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_18d15922	comment	Title Drop: In some of his early reviews such as Twilight and Never Back Down, he does this to describe what the movies are like. Meta: he says the name of the show in each episode's introduction, but it was more worked into the script of his debut episode. When discussing the intensely polarized reactions that Twilight produced, he said that it was seen by audiences as either "[a] cinematic masterpiece" or "cinematic excrement".
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_1bd153de	type	Shouting Shooter
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_1bd153de	comment	Shouting Shooter: When noting an instance of this trope in a scene in Rambo: First Blood Part II where Rambo screams while gunning Viet Cong soldiers down from a helicopter, he sarcastically states, "It's a little-known fact that screaming while you shoot makes the bullets fly faster."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_1d8733d3	comment	Overly Narrow Superlative:
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_1ea7d12a	comment	MST3K Mantra: In-Universe; Smeghead uses "it's a dream, it's not supposed to make sense" throughout the Sucker Punch review to cope with the more nonsensical parts of the film. At one point, he has a Freudian Slip moment, accidentally says "lazy writing" instead of "a dream", and quickly corrects himself.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_1eed61fc	type	Anti-Sue
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_1eed61fc	comment	Anti-Sue: invoked He doesn't use the exact term, but it fits his description of the protagonist of Shining Through (he does even refer to her as the opposite of a Mary Sue). Linda, a secretary-turned-spy in World War II, spends much of the story screwing up, but since she's the main character, she fails upwards. For example, under the cover identity of a cook, she botches a dinner for Nazi officials so badly it's a wonder no one ends up sick, but upon being fired, she's promptly hired as a nanny by one of them.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_1f250372	type	I Need a Freaking Drink
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_1f250372	comment	I Need a Freaking Drink: He tends to default to alcohol when the contents of a film get to be too much for him. For his review of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, he replaces his usual sign-off with "I need a shot of whatever Banderas was drinking on set". At the end of his review of Kiara the Brave, he replaces his usual sign-off with "I need a stiff drink..." Throughout his review of Freddy Got Fingered, he refers to a flask of whiskey to get through explaining the film's more bizarre plot points. At first, he claims it'll help the film make more sense, but he eventually admits the film making sense is next to impossible — but the whiskey will make you more relaxed. After reviewing Movie 43, Sean says he needs either another three-month break or a bottle of whiskey. When he sees he's only ten minutes into the movie during his The Cat in the Hat review, he gives the camera a worried look while unscrewing the cap off of a flask. While introducing Absolute Proof, he holds up a bottle of Absolut Vodka and says, "I'm going to need some absolute proof to get through this, let me tell ya."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_222dc873	type	Black Comedy
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_222dc873	comment	Black Comedy: Smeghead's sense of humor occasionally dips into the macabre. See Suicide as Comedy below.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_227f74e1	type	Hollywood Tourette's
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_227f74e1	comment	Hollywood Tourette's: He briefly takes the trope to task in his Gigli review after noting the character Brian having one such oversimplified condition. He notes how Tourette's manifests in a wide variety of tics, and of them, the "randomly screaming obscenities" tic used for comic purposes in most depictions of the condition in media is not seen nearly as often among afflicted in reality.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_247228a9	type	Subverted Catch-Phrase
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_247228a9	comment	Subverted Catchphrase: He ends the After Earth review with a variant of his usual Signing Off Catchphrase:
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_27ec6351	type	Like Is, Like, a Comma
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_27ec6351	comment	Like Is, Like, a Comma: He points out Jubilee's excessive usage of this in The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_2a090d00	type	Lampshade Hanging
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_2a090d00	comment	Lampshade Hanging: In his Norm of the North review, he points out that the characters pointing out the ridiculousness of the film doesn't make it any less ridiculous. In his Freddy Got Fingered review, he repeats his recurring No One Could Survive That! joke (see below) with a self-aware play-by-play.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_2bdae2ae	type	Awesome, but Impractical
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_2bdae2ae	comment	Awesome, but Impractical: He criticizes the Nanobot assassin from Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever to be this. While it is untraceable and makes the victim look like he had a heart attack, it has to be injected into the victim, by bullet or syringe. He says that conventional bullets or poison would work just as well.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_2ec87029	type	Sadly Mythtaken
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_2ec87029	comment	He also points out all the Sadly Mythtaken going on in Hercules in New York, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Legend of Hercules. The first one keeps using the names for Greek and Roman gods randomly (like calling Zeus "Zeus" but calling Poseidon "Neptune", not to mention having Samson, a BIBLICAL character, making a cameo), the second one uses Everybody Hates Hades (even though the book itself averted it) and has Persephone still in the Underworld during what's supposed to be her allotted time away, and the third one has several non-human beings (e.g. the centaur Chiron and the goddess Hebe) as humans, amongst other things.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_3104d34	type	Suicide as Comedy
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_3104d34	comment	Suicide as Comedy: This used to be part of his brand of humor, mainly for his reviews of The Twilight Saga movies. He once asked his Magic Sarcastic Ball if the director of the first film would "off herself for the greater good" and asked if Bella would just slit her wrists rather than mope over Edward leaving her in an overly wangsty manner.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_316e9da2	type	Memetic Mutation
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_316e9da2	comment	Invoking the infamously memetic clip of CZW wrestler Zandig shouting "JEEEZUS!"note The same one popularized by the aforementioned Botchamania as The Stinger for the 2012: Doomsday review (since the film was a Christian mockbuster of 2012).
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_32e69b5f	type	Dastardly Whiplash
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_32e69b5f	comment	Dastardly Whiplash: Referenced when talking about the overly villainous nuns that run the orphanage in Pan.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_35fb9016	type	Gratuitous German
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_35fb9016	comment	Gratuitous German: The content warning of his 100th episode is swapped for the Funniest Joke in the World from Monty Python,note "Wenn ist das NunstÃ¼ck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" and the big red "WARNING" is appropriately changed to "ACHTUNG".
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_364b9be6	type	Flipping the Bird
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_364b9be6	comment	Flipping the Bird: After tearing into the Razzies for giving Ryan Kiera Armstrong a Worst Actress nomination for her lead role in Firestarter (2022) despite her being 12 at the time, Sean notes that although the nomination was eventually rescinded due to online backlash, it never should've happened in the first place. He then flips a bird to the 1100 voting members of the Golden Raspberry Foundation who voted for Armstrong to be nominated, as he considered them to be "totally okay with bullying a child". In his review of Absolute Proof, a film which promotes the discredited theory that Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election and Democrats conspired to steal it from him, he matter-of-factly states three times that Trump did, in fact, lose the election. After the first time, he flips a bird (presumably to the film's director Mike Lindell, and anyone who would still cosign the theory); each time after, he flips two.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_392372f9	type	Actor Allusion
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_392372f9	comment	Actor Allusion: In Left Behind (2014), when Sean mentions the film managed to get big stars for a Christian film (such as Nicolas Cage), he's disappointed when he also sees Chad Michael Murray is in it, although he refers to him as...
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_3bc9f87a	type	Christmas in July
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_3bc9f87a	comment	He used Christmas in July as a way to review Saving Christmas five months early.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_3c88d6c2	type	Flat "What"
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_3c88d6c2	comment	Flat "What": This is his initial response to the final battle in Breaking Dawn Part 2 turning out to be the vision Alice shows Aro.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_3d5afa54	type	FoundFootage
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_3d5afa54	comment	Episode 97, instead of targeting a specific film, offers a quick overview of Sean's thoughts on a whole film genre (Found Footage).
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_42839f8b	comment	Sound-Effect Bleep: In Conan the Destroyer (Ep. 26), when talking about Blazing Saddles, he mentions the film's use of the N-word (which is censored), to which he even recites the Seven Words You Can't Say On Television, uncensored. Also in Never Back Down 2 (Ep. 40), he calls the racist Southern police officer Officer Cletus instead of Officer H*y, to which he says he needs to fix it. And, in Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day (Ep. 68), he remarks that a Mexican character doesn't like any words who has "sc", to which he says he needs to fix it. In light of YouTube monetization cracking down on swearing, while he is allotted one uncensored F-bomb a video, any more cursing is censored in this manner with a quack.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_4602f495	comment	Record Needle Scratch: Done after noting that while Movie 43 took a page from the MCU and DCEU of playing something during the credits, the movie was somehow even worse than the Dark Universe.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_48081842	comment	The Stinger: Most reviews have a short after-credits scene, usually Sean flubbing a line or a repeat of a funny scene from the movie.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_48c99e19	comment	Death by Adaptation: He criticizes its usage in The Snowman in regards to Katrine Bratt.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_49b3ebe5	comment	Wire Jump of Doomâ„¢
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_4a8c4e5f	type	Big "WHAT?!"
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_4a8c4e5f	comment	Big "WHAT?!": When Smeghead hears Nathalie telling Rod "It's been a while since you went down on me" in Birdemic 2: The Resurrection.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_4c851777	comment	Black Comedy Rape: Discussed in That's My Boy, which starts with a Teacher/Student Romance that ends in the entire school catching the teacher and student in the act of sex, which falls more into child molestation and rape than anything...only for the school to give the student a standing ovation. Smeghead notes how unfunny the whole situation is, even though he believes that any subject matter can be made into comedy no matter how macabre but only if the audience is given a reason to find it funny, using George Carlin's "Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd" bit as a successful proof of the same type of joke that the film failed to pull off.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_4f4372e9	type	Early-Installment Weirdness
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_4f4372e9	comment	Early-Installment Weirdness: His earliest episodes are significantly lower-grade in terms of camera and lighting quality, and it's clear that he hadn't yet solidified a comedic voice. He didn't drop hints for his viewers about what movie he'll be reviewing next until his 18th episode (his review of Eragon, in which he hints that he'll be reviewing Dungeons and Dragons).
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_4f4602da	type	They Changed It, Now It Sucks!
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_4f4602da	comment	They Changed It, Now It Sucks!: Has made this complaint In-Universe whenever he knows that there was a bad change made to the source material in the adaptation. While the Smeghead isn't a comic book fan,note in the "doesn't read them" sense; as evident by his vlogs, he's a fan of comic book movies he points out that by having the Silver Surfer feel conflicted but continue to help Galactus devour planets despite having the power to stop Galactus at the cost of a Heroic Sacrifice, as opposed to the original comics (where the Surfer didn't care; humanity was so far beneath his master they were insignificant, to the point that destroying them was the equivalent of a human stepping on an anthill), it makes the Surfer come off as unsympathetic. In his Age of Extinction review, he mentions that he's been waiting for the Dinobots to make their live-action debutnote he has made it clear in the past - and outright states - that he grew up with the 1980s animated series, and the Dinobots (Grimlock in particular) were some of his favorite characters...and they ruined them by making them The Voiceless.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_5009999d	type	Painting the Medium
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_5009999d	comment	Painting the Medium: For his review of Battlefield Earth, a film notorious for its overuse of the Dutch Angle, he opted to give his own camera a noticeable tilt.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_5313c266	comment	Book Ends: The main body of his review of A Madea Christmas opens with him admitting that he didn't find the Madea character to be all that funny from his first impression of hernote the play version of I Can Do Bad All By Myself, and acknowledged fans who do find her funny by saying, "I get it...but I don't get it." Once he finishes the film, he states that while he found it to have largely met his expectations of terribleness, he has to give Tyler Perry an earnest "modicum of credit" for creating a character with a pop culture impact lasting over two decades. He admits that such a legacy can't be built without having a fanbase that genuinely loves your work, and once again acknowledges Madea fans by saying, "I don't get it...but I get it."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_56240281	type	Country Matters
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_56240281	comment	Country Matters: In his extended takedown of Jenny McCarthy for her anti-vaxxer stance during his review of Dirty Love (which she stars in), he says that she bought into the since-debunked study by Andrew Wakefield supporting that stance "because she's a stupid, ignorant, lobotomized cunt-puddle."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_591b1d22	type	Metalhead
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_591b1d22	comment	Metalhead: Smeghead has been seen wearing T-shirts for Opeth, Dream Theater, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, In Flames, and others (on top of album covers from some of these bands being seen put as posters on Smeghead's wall), would use heavy metal songs as the closing credits theme for his early videos, and occasionally, he would drop subtle references to heavy metal songs in his reviews, such as admitting to liking "I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister in his Rock of Ages vlog, referring to Krull as the "most metal movie" he's ever reviewed, and in his Shining Through review, after being dismayed that the codename for Michael Douglas's character in the film is the rather generic "Trooper", he says that on the other hand, "it's also the name of one of the greatest metal songs of all time,note Most certainly referring to "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden so I guess it's not all bad."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_593d7cbe	type	Designated Villain
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_593d7cbe	comment	Designated Villain: In-Universe. He discusses this in A Thousand Words regarding the lead, Jack. While he feels Jack is a terrible father, husband, businessman, and person, the movie keeps trying to push a Generation Xerox on him by saying he's become his father (who walked out on him and his mom). Sean feels that it's a bad comparison because as bad as Jack is, he's staying with his family and keeps them supported financially, which his own father never did.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_5bca5a56	type	Surprise Incest
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_5bca5a56	comment	His reaction to his joking about Jamie having an affair with her brother actually being proven true in That's My Boy.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_61c7d589	type	Bigger Is Better in Bed
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_61c7d589	comment	Bigger Is Better in Bed: During the Bucky Larson review, Smeghead says that Bucky makes him feel pretty good about what he's packing.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_643659d4	type	Spit Take
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_643659d4	comment	Spit Take: Invoked in his review of Birdemic 2: The Resurrection twice. When Nathalie tells Rod "It's been a while since you went down on me." The first time the scene plays, Smeghead realizes he was completely unprepared; he grabs a cold water bottle, and asks for it to be replayed before taking a sip. When the film shows how it wrote out Susan (one of the little kids from the original film; the other kid, Tony, returned in the sequel albeit briefly): she died from a disease contracted from the fish that Rod "cooked". Learning from his mistake, he takes a sip before the first playing of the scene.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6439de78	type	Heroic Sacrifice
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6439de78	comment	While the Smeghead isn't a comic book fan,note in the "doesn't read them" sense; as evident by his vlogs, he's a fan of comic book movies he points out that by having the Silver Surfer feel conflicted but continue to help Galactus devour planets despite having the power to stop Galactus at the cost of a Heroic Sacrifice, as opposed to the original comics (where the Surfer didn't care; humanity was so far beneath his master they were insignificant, to the point that destroying them was the equivalent of a human stepping on an anthill), it makes the Surfer come off as unsympathetic.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6627695f	type	Author Appeal
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6627695f	comment	Author Appeal: Given his love of combat sports both scripted (Professional Wrestling) and unscripted (Mixed Martial Arts), he's reviewed quite a few pro wrestling and MMA films, including the infamous No Holds Barred and Ready to Rumble as well as the first two films in the Never Back Down series. His love for wrestling has also shown up in other reviews via Shout-Outs such as: Playing a clip of Ric Flair saying his Character Catchphrase "To be the man, you gotta beat the man!" in the review of the first Never Back Down film after discovering that the film's Arc Words are "To be the best, you gotta beat the best." He would bring up the catchphrase again when he reviewed the sequel to Never Back Down years later in 2013 after the Arc Words of the first movie were mentioned. In The Stinger for the review of Birdemic 2: The Resurrection, putting a scene of Nathalie and Rod Corpsing followed by the caption "Nathalie and Rod corpsing? Send for the man!"note Complete with the caption being in the same font as the one used in Botchamania, followed by the caption "(Sorry Maffew)". Invoking the infamously memetic clip of CZW wrestler Zandig shouting "JEEEZUS!"note The same one popularized by the aforementioned Botchamania as The Stinger for the 2012: Doomsday review (since the film was a Christian mockbuster of 2012). Referring to one of the Big Bad's bird-costumed henchmen in the Leonard Part 6 review as "Marty Scurll." This eventually gets a hell of a payoff in the Holmes & Watson review, when a bad guy makes a pun about how he's "the brains", and his hulking Dragon is "the brawn", Sean remarks, "Oh, Braun Strowman", only to be revealed that the henchman is actually played by Braun Strowman.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_68068108	type	Evil Laugh
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_68068108	comment	Evil Laugh: After an overly villainous nun in Pan orders Peter Pan to do an incredibly dangerous task (scaling a tall building with a dinghy ladder to clean gutters) and, when he asks about the task's safety, notes that all of the paperwork is in order if an orphan dies.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6b05b601	type	Jerkass Has a Point
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6b05b601	comment	Jerkass Has a Point: Jesus in the Spider-Man 3 review. While he shows absolutely no sympathy for Eddie, he does tell him that angsting and killing Peter will not change the fact that Gwen was never interested in him in the first place. He also points out that there are plenty of other women on the planet for Eddie to date if he wishes.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6bda9a30	type	Meaningful Name
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6bda9a30	comment	Also in Meet the Spartans when he says that Seltzer and Friedberg made a somewhat intelligent joke (by having a character named Councilman Traitoro, lampooning 300 for having characters that are very obviously villains from the moment you see them).
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6bfc52a3	type	A Wizard Did It
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6bfc52a3	comment	A Wizard Did It: Invoked word-for-word in his analysis video of found footage movies, when he says that's the only feasible explanation he can find for how the footage in Apollo 18 was recovered (considering the film takes place in space, and the cameras would've never made it back down to Earth).
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6c3183bf	type	Ham and Cheese
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6c3183bf	comment	Ham and Cheese: invoked Has discussed the phenomenon of actors performing to this effect in bad movies on several occasions. After poking fun at Tara Reid's performance in Sharknado, he opts to wonder if she acted poorly on purpose given how bizarre the film was, as a skit on The Arsenio Hall Show parodying the film that she later appeared in contained what Smeghead considers a vastly superior performance. In his Second Look at Battlefield Earth, he actually compliments John Travolta's incredibly hammy acting, as it matched the absurdity of the rest of the film — whether intentionally or not — far more than the serious performances of the rest of the cast.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6c8ce91f	type	Insult to Rocks
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6c8ce91f	comment	Insult to Rocks: In the review of The Cat in the Hat, when remarking about the clichÃ© "jealous boyfriend of single parent tries to get the kid shipped off to boarding school" plot point the film uses, he says, "I would suggest the writers got their ideas from The Complete Idiot's Guide to Writing Children's Movies, but that would be an insult to the greater complete idiots community." In his Norm of the North review, when talking about the Lemmings, he states, "I would suggest this movie was written by five-year-olds, but that would be an insult to five-year-olds." In his Meet the Spartans review, when showing the film's first gag (a Shrek baby projectile-vomiting profusely at an old man's face), he says, "I would suggest only 12-year-olds could possibly find this funny, but I think that would be an insult to 12-year-olds everywhere."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6d892421	type	Teacher/Student Romance
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6d892421	comment	Teacher/Student Romance: Discussed in his That's My Boy review, primarily since he has no idea how a teacher could ever reciprocate the attraction of one of their students because teenage boys are disgusting and stupid. He uses both his past as a disgusting and stupid teenage boy and his never outgrowing those traits as an adult as evidence.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6e37c196	type	Once Done, Never Forgotten
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6e37c196	comment	Once Done, Never Forgotten: He seriously will not let Sony and every other movie chain forget how they tried to ban/unrelease The Interview despite releasing other films such as Team America: World Police and the Red Dawn remake and not freaking out over North Korea's offended nature in his Die Another Day review.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6ef9d3fe	type	Christmas Episode
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6ef9d3fe	comment	Christmas Episode: Almost every year since 2011, he's done one (or in some cases two) Christmas-themed reviews. In 2011, he did Deck the Halls. In 2012, he did Once Upon a Christmas and its sequel Twice Upon a Christmas. In 2013, he did Christmas with the Kranks. In 2014, he did Jingle All the Way 2. In 2015, he did The Star Wars Holiday Special. In 2016, he did Saving Christmas (releasing the episode in July) and Fred Claus. A Chanukah variation in 2017, where he reviewed Eight Crazy Nights. In 2018, he took a break from his Razzie marathon to review Last Ounce of Courage. 2019 marked the first year in which he did no holiday special. In 2020, he took another marathon break to review Surviving Christmas, a film that would be only nominated for Worst Picture, and five years after his last reviewed film (Wild Wild West) at that. In 2021, he put the marathon on pause once more to review Four Christmases. In 2022, he again halted his marathon to review A Madea Christmas.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6feeef5c	type	Censor Box
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_6feeef5c	comment	Censor Box: Pretty much every scene in his Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star review uses a black box. While discussing Cannibal Holocaust in his episode on the found footage genre, a scene of (real) turtle beheading from the film has a black box with a "SO VERY CENSORED" at the moment of impact. In the Striptease review, the box has an added "NOPE". In the Bolero review, the black box for the nude scene featuring then-underage Olivia d'Abo has a triple "NOPE".
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_70d8269d	type	Excuse Plot
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_70d8269d	comment	Excuse Plot: Sometimes uses these as a way to review a particular film. Since Skyfall was coming out around Halloween of 2012, Smeghead dressed up like James Bond in order to call his Moonraker review a Halloween Special. He used Christmas in July as a way to review Saving Christmas five months early.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_72c07237	type	Swiss-Cheese Security
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_72c07237	comment	Swiss-Cheese Security: During his second look at Catwoman (2004), Smeghead notes this about a club that Patience goes to, wondering how she got past the bouncer while wielding both visibly sharp claws and a huge whip.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_75062689	type	Parody Retcon
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_75062689	comment	Parody Retcon: Invoked when he gives James Nguyen props for taking the high road and not doing this when Birdemic became infamous for being So Bad, It's Good. Unlike what Tommy Wiseau did with The Room (2003), he respects Nguyen for sticking by his original vision of what the project was, and even when it became a laughingstock, he didn't try and pretend that reaction was intended all along.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_78270847	comment	Curse Cut Short: He criticized Battleship doing this twice in the exact same way, saying if you have an F-bomb in your script, but you're going for a PG-13 rating, you should just cut it or else it'll come off as weak when you inevitably have to censor it.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_7a19a69b	comment	Not Quite the Right Thing: When he brings up Jason Blum's interview for Jem and the Holograms (2015), he states that Blum's advice that "maybe lowering expectations is good" was probably good advice in this case due to the film's poor quality, but the fact this was said by the movie's own producer makes it incredibly stupid.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_7a3dd888	comment	Real Men Wear Pink: Sean is an unapologetic fan of Jem, equipping him with enough personal experience to tear into its live-action adaptation Jem and the Holograms (2015). He explains that he was mostly interested in the science fiction aspects of the show, but nonetheless, he has no illusions about how much he enjoyed watching it as a kid.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_7d89315b	comment	"The Reason You Suck" Speech: Delivers a particularly blistering rant towards two certain characters in Breaking Dawn. For context: Jacob has invited Charlie to come to see his daughter, Bella, who has recently been turned into a vampire. Edward is, of course, outraged, and starts laying into Jacob, asking him if he even considered the physical pain being in Charlie's presence will put Bella through, since being in a human's presence will only increase her vampiric thirst - like having 'a red hot poker shoved down her throat', in Edward's words. In any other setting with any other characters, we might just be on Bella and Edward's side. Here? A minor one but he gives a brutal one towards Sony in his Die Another Day review when he mentions their pulling The Interview from theaters because of North Korea's threats about it when other films got a free pass. His Worst Movie of 2017 review has him deliver one to the Golden Raspberry Award nominations for "Worst Actor/Actress," feeling that the actors and actresses were good, just in bad movies. His response to the creators of Last Ounce of Courage attempting to use the sacrifices of soldiers who died in combat to justify their anti-"War on Christmas" propaganda: His response to Tyler Perry also including the "War on Christmas" as a plot point in A Madea Christmas, with a big company forcing a "Christmas jubilee" event to rename itself to a "holiday jubilee" and not contain any Jesus references, to which a character makes the "trying to take Christ out of Christmas" complaint verbatim:
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_7e38ea1	comment	Dead Artists Are Better: His outlook on film defies this concept if the artist in question got up to scummy behavior in their lifetime. In his review of Bolero, he notes that the film's director John Derek cheated on his wife Linda Evans with his later wife Bo, who he began seeing when she was 16, and which may do something to explain him allowing a scene with gratuitous full-frontal nudity from the then 14-year-old Olivia d'Abo. After lining out these transgressions, Smeghead states the following:
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_8042e814	comment	Actually Pretty Funny: He'll concede when a joke in a movie is good. One such instance is the fact that Diedrich Bader's character in Meet the Spartans is a clever play on obvious traitors in movies...not that it does the rest of the movie any good. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain has the Jamaican minion asking for Hulk Hogan's character's autograph, just to say he'll get it later when the Big Bad snaps at him. Smeghead admits it's kinda funny. This exchange in Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star: A small Furniture Blockade gag in the adaptation of The Host (2008) when Melanie directs Wanderer to block a doorknob with a chair and has to correct her when she follows her initial order of "putting the chair in front of the door" by literally putting it on the floor facing the door. He got a couple of laughs out of An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn — the see-saw gag, and an outtake where Arthur Hiller tells Joe Eszterhas that the last thing they need is him sticking up for them.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_808cbaeb	comment	Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: In his review of Blonde, he explains the dangers of unsupervised Internet access to the parents of any kids who may be watching (since the film he's covering is rated NC-17) by listing several examples of the "crazy shit" that can be found online.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_823c6e3e	comment	Large Ham: Captain Long John Thomas - a sheer contrast to Sean's regular persona, who at most yells when he's angry.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_83445b04	comment	While introducing Absolute Proof, he holds up a bottle of Absolut Vodka and says, "I'm going to need some absolute proof to get through this, let me tell ya."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_850258ca	comment	I Know Mortal Kombat: Smeg pokes fun of this trope in his review for Shining Through. He reasons that, because the film has its main character qualified to be a spy because she watched a lot of spy movies, then because of all the movies he's watched involving space travel,note naming 2001: A Space Odyssey, Interstellar, Gravity, Planet of the Apes (1968), The Martian, Ad Astra, Apollo 13, and Apollo 18 (much to his chagrin) by that logic, he's qualified to be an astronaut.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_85557b38	comment	Reality Is Unrealistic: In his video on Die Another Day, Smeghead claims that he's pretty sure avoiding landmines is more complicated than using a hovercraft to glide over them like in the film. As tested (and confirmed) by the Mythbusters, it really isn't.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_85bbb76c	comment	Suckiness Is Painful: Frequently mentioned, such as how Dirty Love "hated me and wanted me to suffer", but the episode of The Love Guru opens with Sean admitting watching the Razzie winners (and fellow Worst Picture nominees) were taking his toll on him.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_870bbf64	comment	Show, Don't Tell: He sees this as the main takeaway of a scene from After Earth in which Kitai is characterized as a skilled student but a poor fighter through a verbal instructor report, although this information could've more intuitively been shown to the audience. He also brings this up when making note of the overly subtle attitude The Book of Henry takes towards child abuse. While he understands it's a touchy subject, there is no actual evidence of the abuse shown other than a few offhand remarks about bruises, at one point driving Smeghead to believe there would be a reveal that there was no actual abuse.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_8797239c	comment	Bait-and-Switch: In his review of Last Ounce of Courage, he shares, in detail, the only real-life example he found of a "War on Christmas", in the town of Johnsonville, Arizona:
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_8c96ae78	comment	No One Could Survive That!: When a character gets into a predicament that would certainly result in their death, Smeghead often says something along the lines of "(Character) dies, the end!" and hastily leaves, only to grudgingly return and finish the rest of the review, as the character in fact survived somehow. He does this twice in his review of After Earth.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_8e11040f	comment	Designated Hero: In-Universe. He's discussed it in a few videos, and it seems to be a pet-peeve of his. In Never Back Down and its sequel, he notes the characters in the former are arrogant unlikable jerks, while in the second the heroes are not only too bland, but many of their more asshole-ish actions are simply glanced over. He even states that the villain in the sequel is the most interesting as he's got a character arc and his negative actions are treated as bad by the narrative.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_8ec0abf	comment	In his Age of Extinction review, he mentions that he's been waiting for the Dinobots to make their live-action debutnote he has made it clear in the past - and outright states - that he grew up with the 1980s animated series, and the Dinobots (Grimlock in particular) were some of his favorite characters...and they ruined them by making them The Voiceless.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_91df3195	comment	Military Brat: As mentioned in his review of Battleship, Sean's dad is a U.S. Navy veteran.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_927289f5	comment	Cathartic Scream: After Breaking Dawn Part 2's final battle is revealed as merely a vision, he lets out his anger by screaming into a pillow...for at least half an hour (according to the caption).
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_970c790a	comment	He refers to the Big Bad's two minions in Kiara the Brave, Suddenly and Accidentally, as "Bob" and "Jake" due to finding their actual names too stupid to say more than about twice.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_98160158	comment	I Hate Past Me: His Jack and Jill Second Look has him noting that, as he watched his original review again, he finds looking back at his early videos often painful, highlighting that he had too many unnecessarily long pauses, and joking that "why any of you early subscribers kept watching after all these years, I'll never know".
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_9843be73	comment	As You Know: Briefly critiqued in his Second Look at The Last Airbender, where he notes that among the film's predominantly expository dialogue, the most telltale sign that M. Night Shyamalan "screwed up [his] storytelling" was by having Fire Lord Ozai start a line by outright quoting this trope verbatim.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_98a19d7f	comment	The "Celebrities Who Needed A Paycheck" counter.invoked
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_9c1f758a	type	Kill It with Fire
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_9c1f758a	comment	Kill It with Fire: Says this word for word when Donald Trump shows up in Ghosts Can't Do It.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_9c4a7090	type	Springtime for Hitler
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_9c4a7090	comment	Springtime for Hitler: Brought up in his review of Birdemic 2: The Resurrection when it seems like James Nguyen is intentionally trying to evoke the awfulness of the original, which struck gold due to being unintentionally awful.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_9dfb8296	comment	This Is Gonna Suck: At the end of his X-Men Origins: Wolverine review, he checks to see what won Worst Picture and when he sees what won, he gives this reaction as he realizes that is his next review.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_9f80e1da	comment	"S/he takes the news surprisingly well." or something to that effect when someone has a violent or emotional outburst after receiving bad news.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_a0390164	comment	It's for a Book: In The Amityville Haunting, a son tries justifying filming his distraught mother (who has just witnessed a mover fall down the stairs to his death) by claiming he's making a documentary, which immediately pisses Smeghead off and makes him wish that whatever paranormal presence is haunting the house targets the son.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_a3a838c7	comment	Values Resonanceinvoked: Sean finds numerous plot points in The Postman that were ridiculed by audiences at the time — and likely would've been ridiculed by him in any other time period — to be eerily prophetic for 2020 politics. He stops to make special note of the film's depiction of the future's America being reduced to a white supremacist faction run by "a woefully inexperienced and unlikable jackass", alongside the postal service becoming a symbolic movement of anti-fascism. However, he clarifies that in spite of the film's relevance (however accidental), its execution is still silly enough to warrant his mockery.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_a3c0c1df	comment	He also name-drops it when referring to the Dance Party Ending of Saving Christmas.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_a4414a05	comment	Adaptation Dye-Job: Discussed in his review of Eragon. When Arya is shown to have red hair instead of black as described in the book, he explains why this is dumb: Arya's actress Sienna Guillory is a natural blonde, so her hair had to be deliberately colored different for the part, and she's invoked had her hair dyed black in other movies, such as Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_a78d03bc	comment	Meme Acknowledgment: invoked Deconstructed in his review of Birdemic 2: The Resurrection. In this example, James Nguyen replicating iconic scenes and elements from the first movie makes it hard to tell which scenes are meant to be funny and which ones are unintentionally funny, killing the joke.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ace24b2c	comment	Halfway Plot Switch: The Ready to Rumble review was the first episode to be released in two parts (as opposed to being split into separate parts for time constraints). The first part was a review of the film. The second part, however, is Smeghead talking about the promotional stunt done to promote the film: having David Arquette win the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. The Cocktail video is exactly 23 minutes long, but the review itself pretty much ends at the 10:42 mark, and the rest of the episode is Smeghead talking about the other Razzie nominees that year,note which were Rambo III, Caddyshack II, Hot to Trot, and Mac and Me since, while he agreed that Cocktail was a bad movie, he considered it just an invoked average bad movie, so he wanted to see if the other nominees were worse or not.note He ultimately found Hot to Trot and Mac and Me to be definitely worse, and maybe Caddyshack II too, while Rambo III was for him a standard mindless action movie for the era.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ae3d6438	comment	Deadpan Snarker: Almost on par with Brad Jones or Spoony.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ae4b1ce1	comment	Caustic Critic: He doesn't hold back in delivering abrasive, scathing criticism towards anything he finds negative in a movie. However, in comparison to fellow YouTube movie reviewers like Adam Johnston or Ralph Sepi who are known to have a "take-no-prisoners" approach to being viciously caustic with their criticisms, Sean provides criticism through a calm demeanor (unless really provoked) and is willing to give a bad film credit for certain good elements it may have.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_aebae11c	comment	Viewers Are Morons: He judges Meet the Spartans extensively for its repeated breaking of the Don't Explain the Joke rule by stating the origins of its film references. Meta example: at the start of the episode on Getaway, Smeghead notes how his attempt at the end of the previous episode to give a hint of the next episode's movie ("We're going to look at a movie that needs to get away. Far, far away.") flew over people's heads. In particular, he noted that people actually focused on the "far, far away" part instead and assumed that he would be riffing on a Shrek or Star Wars movie.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_af616e40	comment	Accidental Misnaming: After noting that Gigli seemingly sets up a Running Gag of people mispronouncing the namesake protagonist's name (either as "giggly" or "jiggly"; the correct pronunciation is "jee-lee") only to drop it after one scene, Sean expresses his disappointment at the wasted potential and takes it upon himself to keep the gag going by mispronouncing the name in a variety of increasingly bizarre ways throughout his review.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_b06bbf4b	comment	Be Careful What You Wish For: Brought up in his review of Batman & Robin, where he notes how parents' backlash to the more violent aspects of Batman (1989) and Batman Returns led to executives pushing for a family-friendlier style with Joel Schumacher at the helm that culminated with Batman & Robin essentially being a super-long, cartoonish toy commercial.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_b1428bc2	comment	A small Furniture Blockade gag in the adaptation of The Host (2008) when Melanie directs Wanderer to block a doorknob with a chair and has to correct her when she follows her initial order of "putting the chair in front of the door" by literally putting it on the floor facing the door.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_b21ddb6b	comment	His trademark content warning began changing each episode starting with his review of Planet of the Apes (2001) simplifying it to a bare minimumnote "The following video may contain language that some people find objectionable. So if you're under 18, go fuck yourself.", and transitioned to usually being more of a comedic Take That! about the film in question, such as the episode about Bolero, an erotic film, cautioning that the movie "contains copious amounts of sex. Really, really bad sex." However, some episodes offer genuine warnings for films with serious subject matter. The warning for the Mommie Dearest review is altered so that it cautions about the film featuring child abuse, and advises beforehand that Smeghead might not be the best person to discuss it. The warning for his review of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane cautions that the film stars a comedian that loved to offend and thus might trigger some people. This is lampshaded by then adding "Hey, not all of these warnings can be funny." The warning for Blonde is a straightforward viewer discretion advisory due to the film's mature themes and depictions of rape and suicide. It then adds "Hey, sometimes the warning isn't funny. Deal with it."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_b486877f	comment	Squick: invoked If a moment is disturbing or gross enough, he will voice his disgust about it. For both parts of Twilight: Breaking Dawn, he was not fond of Meyer making Jacob and Renesmee a couple, not just because of the large age difference, but because of the idea that Jacob said that he would be anything for Renesmee, including a brother. In his review of Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen he is not at all appreciative of the view we get of John Turturro's thong-clad backside. He also calls out the writers on the infamous scene of Devastator's "balls". In his review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, he shows disgust at the movie for sexualizing a 17-year-old girl. In his review of Norm of the North, he hates the Toilet Humor used by the Lemmings.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_b4a6ae4c	comment	Everyone Has Standards: In his Surviving Christmas review, he notes that even though he dislikes George W. Bush, the Razzies stretching to make his appearance in Fahrenheit 9/11 constitute a lead acting role just to slap him with the award for Worst Actor (which Ben Affleck lost as part of the former film) was "just lazy."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_b4a7756d	comment	I Was Just Joking: When he made the joke that Jamie was having sex with her own brother in That's My Boy. He is rightfully disgusted by this once he's proven right.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_b53077b3	type	Take That!
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_b53077b3	comment	Take That!: From his Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief review: In the Battleship review, Smeghead reads an e-mail from his retired naval officer father answering a question of how long it takes to become a lieutenant in the US Navy and possible bars to eligibility. He writes that naval officers are required to have a college degree, "and I don't mean some online programme where hoodlums and safecrackers are welcome." For the sake of argument, Smeghead decides to assume that the film's protagonist, Alex, has a degree "from a reputable institution that does not allow hoodlums and safecrackers. So... not Arizona State."note Not chosen idly, as Sean Moore is an alumnus of the University of Arizona; he wears T-shirts with their logo in numerous videos, including the Battleship review. The opening to his review of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is an extended jab at Derek Savage and his film Cool Cat Saves the Kids. Smeghead claims that it's the film he's going to review in the episode, but he doesn't even finish saying the film's title before receiving a block notification, even though at that moment he still was recording the video, leading him to review Sharknado 3 as his plan B. In Batman & Robin, when Poison Ivy states that the millions of potential casualties that would result from her initial proposal for Wayne Enterprises to be more eco-friendly are "acceptable losses", Smeghead asks if she has considered a job in politics, seeing as she'd fit right in. In his review of Star Trek: The Motion Picture, he is put off by the presence of actor Stephen Collins, who, by the time the video was released, had admitted on tape to molesting children. Not even bothering to make a joke of the matter, he simply expresses his contempt for the man and moves along. In his Lady in the Water review, Smeghead tops off his description of M. Night Shyamalan as an egotist who believes that anyone who doesn't praise his genius is either unintelligent or has an ulterior motive by saying, "It's a wonder he hasn't run for president." invoked In his Norm of the North review, when discussing Mr. Greene's plan to build condos in the Arctic: In his Pan review, he interrupts the film's Opening Narration describing the titular Peter Pan as "a boy who would never grow up" to say "But enough about Donald Trump." In the credits for his Plan 9 from Outer Space review (the 100th episode) he thanks Channel Awesome for not hiring him. Keep in mind that the review was released in later March 2018, right in the middle of the company's controversy. In his review of Jupiter Ascending, Sean at one point compares a scene to a DMV from Hell, before stopping for a moment to think over what he just said and throwing his trademark "Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Departmentâ„¢" caption. In his review of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, he uses Fox News as proof that catering to an audience of assholes can be a very lucrative business. While describing Wild Wild West's Adaptational Jerkass treatment of the original show's character Miguelito Loveless, as the film's equivalent Arliss Loveless does not share Miguelito's trait of making his own brilliant inventions and rather kidnaps other brilliant inventors and takes full credit for their work, he describes Arliss as "like Elon Musk, except somehow douchier — which I didn't think was possible." In his review of Surviving Christmas, Sean notes that, besides 2014's Razzie winner for Worst Picture Saving Christmas, there have only been two Christmas movies nominated for Worst Picture. One is Surviving Christmas, which Sean is initially skeptic to review, saying that while having heard it's terrible, he's not sure if it's enough to fulfill a review. However, as soon as he realizes that the other nominee was Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas, he immediately begins to review Surviving Christmas. His Dirty Love review takes frequent shots at the film's star Jenny McCarthy for her anti-vaxxer activism. The timing of the episode's release could not have been better, since the review was released several months after the COVID-19 vaccine came out in America, and the reluctance of a significant chunk of the country's population to take it helped the anti-vaxxer movement go from fringe to mainstream. He ends up calling her a "stupid, ignorant, lobotomized cunt-puddle", a "sentient vial of anal seepage", a "brain-dead bimbo" and an "open sore", and further pokes fun at her in the thumbnail of his review, which swaps the film's tagline "Got dumped?" out for "Got vaxxed?". Andrew Wakefield, the disgraced physician who released the since-debunked study that McCarthy based her claims on, is also not spared, with Smeghead adding text to a picture of him that reads, "There is a special place in Hell reserved for this asshole." At one point in his review of The Love Guru, he lists a series of celebrities that he believes were punching far below their weight by appearing in the film — Morgan Freeman (albeit via voice-only cameo), Jim Gaffigan, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Verne Troyer, and Daniel Tosh. He then corrects himself on the lattermost person he mentioned. In his retrospective of The Twilight Saga, he pokes fun at the LGBT grooming conspiracy theory. His review of Blonde contains several: While chastising the parents of any kids who may be watching the review (since it's for an NC-17 film), he lists off several examples of the "crazy shit" that can be accessed online without supervision; the final example is "people who thought Justice League was a good movie". After the review was briefly taken down and re-uploaded, its new description includes a note that the re-upload was to fix "a minor but pretty stupid mistake"; it then immediately clarifies, "No, the mistake was not me saying Justice League isn't a good movie." He refers to a large room full of mental patients as "transphobes who were mad at the Doctor Who specials."note The episode was released shortly after the 2023 specials for Who, which revealed that companion Donna Noble had a transgender daughter, and as such were subject of a transphobic backlash, in particular in the UK.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_b707726f	comment	Hypocritical Humor: In his Howard the Duck review, he calls Howard weird for covering his walls with posters.note Sean lines his walls with even more posters.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ba0ff694	type	You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ba0ff694	comment	You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!: His reaction upon seeing that Hebe survived her stab wound at the end of The Legend of Hercules. His reaction to Henry's master plan in The Book of Henry to bring justice to an abusive stepfather: getting his mom to murder him. He utters the exact phrase upon discovering that Mommie Dearest was accurate in Joan Crawford playing her daughter's character on a soap opera (despite being nearly 40 years older than her) while she was recovering from an ovarian tumor.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_bc00493f	type	Precision F-Strike
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_bc00493f	comment	In light of YouTube monetization cracking down on swearing, while he is allotted one uncensored F-bomb a video, any more cursing is censored in this manner with a quack.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_bc74ef27	comment	Berserk Button: People who are unfaithful to their spouses/partners seem to get Smeghead particularly riled up. In the review for Inchon, he is completely disgusted with one of the subplots being about the affair of one of the main protagonists with a Japanese/Korean woman, only for said woman to die at the end of the film, after which he returns to his wife, with no consequences. In the review for Bolero, while discussing the scene in which a character played by then 14-year-old Olivia d'Abo does a full-frontal nude scene, Smeghead brings up the unsavory implications that it might have something to do with the fact that the film's director John Derek met and began dating his wife Bo Derek when she was 16, and to top it off, it happened while he was still married to Linda Evans. Using the sacrifices of soldiers to prop up your own point — particularly if it is a stupid point, as seen in his review of Last Ounce of Courage. "War on Christmas" propaganda. Smeghead extensively took this narrative to task in his reviews for Last Ounce of Courage and Saving Christmas, and believed he was done with it; thus, when it resurfaced as a plot point in A Madea Christmasnote although ironically, the event in the film where Christmas iconography was planned to be suppressed is shown later on with all messages intact and zero consequences, it both took him by surprise and set him off.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_be5247e5	comment	Signing Off Catchphrase: Around 90% of the time, he ends videos with "I'm the Smeghead, and Hollywood can suck it."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_be987a84	type	Review Ironic Echo
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_be987a84	comment	Review Ironic Echo: In his review of After Earth, he uses an exchange between Cypher and Kitai to sum up the movie in 5 seconds. From his review of Norm of the North: In his Pan review, after Hook tells Peter that considering he's just traveled to Neverland on a flying pirate ship, "'real' should be a very fluid concept for [him] right now", Smeghead ponders if he says that of Peter or the audience.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c007c53	comment	Cool and Unusual Punishment: After taking Last Ounce of Courage to task by ripping apart its "War on Christmas" propaganda and the filmmakers' seeming persecution complex, once he gets to the end of the film, he decides to tell every single person involved in its production or promotion the most stinging thing he believes they could hear..."Happy Holidays."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c104b27e	type	What Do You Mean, It's for Kids?
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c104b27e	comment	What Do You Mean, It's for Kids?: Invoked in his review of The Cat in the Hat. He even made an "Inappropriate Joke" counter to keep track of how "adult" the writing was.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c1b2c63f	comment	Dull Surprise: Invoked with his reactions to obvious twists. From his Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Sea of Monsters review: Also done to complain about Kevin Costner, with Sean then doing the next segment imitating his delivery, which in turn made Sean very angry and ask why in the hell the Academy nominated him for Best Actor once.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c25c7890	type	Fun with Acronyms
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c25c7890	comment	Fun with Acronyms: By the end of the Jem and the Holograms (2015) review, he's only able to refer to the film as JINO (Jem In Name Only). Similarly, he refers to the infamous X-Men Origins: Wolverine version of Deadpool as DINO (Deadpool In Name Only). When he does his Second Look at Catwoman, he's only able to refer to the film as CINO (Catwoman In Name Only).
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c2c15b23	type	Bait-and-Switch Comment
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c2c15b23	comment	Bait-and-Switch Comment: In his review of Kiara the Brave (a direct-to-video mockbuster of Brave), he states that the animation looks great... when compared to the animated sequence in UHF. He repeats the trope years later in his review of Norm of the North, bringing the Kiara review full-circle.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c3c245f2	comment	Squee: At the end of his review of Color of Night, this is his reaction upon seeing what his next review is.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c4d09d24	comment	The content warning of his 100th episode is swapped for the Funniest Joke in the World from Monty Python,note "Wenn ist das NunstÃ¼ck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" complete with the big red "WARNING" being appropriately changed to "ACHTUNG".
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c660bc15	comment	Fan Disservice: Sean had a particularly disgusted reaction to John Turturro taking his pants off in Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen. He calls the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey unerotic.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c676a2f8	comment	Blah, Blah, Blah: Striptease, being the 16th winner of the Razzie for Worst Picture and reviewed during Smeghead's series of Worst Picture reviews, earns a "This is Cinematic Excrement, in my ongoing quest yadda-yadda-yadda" given viewers should be familiar.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c75df49a	type	Shout-Out
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c75df49a	comment	Shout-Out: Summing up his thoughts on The Fantastic Four, Smeghead talks about Marvel's attempt at preventing the film from reaching public knowledge and points out that if they let the film be released, it would've simply failed and been promptly forgotten rather than become the cult legend it is today. He caps it all off by shouting "Streisand Effect, bitches!" The content warning of his 100th episode is swapped for the Funniest Joke in the World from Monty Python,note "Wenn ist das NunstÃ¼ck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" complete with the big red "WARNING" being appropriately changed to "ACHTUNG". Beginning in 2021, Smeghead would follow any instance of him saying "To be fair..." with clips of characters from Letterkenny saying the same phrase in a drawn-out way.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c83cd6b8	comment	The Nicknamer: He refers to the Big Bad's two minions in Kiara the Brave, Suddenly and Accidentally, as "Bob" and "Jake" due to finding their actual names too stupid to say more than about twice. After having trouble keeping track of the names of the four main characters of Never Back Down 2, he starts referring to them as "Boxer" (Zack), "Wrestler" (Mike), "BigMcLargeHuge" (Tim), and "Red Flag" (Justin). He even nicknames the movie's love interest Eve as "Skittles." In addition, in Getaway, he calls the characters of The Voice and The Kid "Not Blofeld" and "Harpy McBitchface" respectively. In the review for Left Behind (2014), he claims the name of one of the main protagonists, Rayford Steele, was far too awesome for such a boring character and elects to call him "Jimmy" instead. Has taken to calling M. Night Shyamalan "M. Night Shambles-on".
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_c9597a03	comment	Self-Deprecation: On several occasions, he hasn't been above poking fun at himself. Given A Thousand Words features "Because I Got High" in a scene, Sean sings a Song Parody related to the film's quality. The parody continues in the credits, with the final consideration being "And now you know why I don't sing professionally" (as the lyrics go "Now I sound like a moron!", no less). The opening warning of his Second Look at Jack and Jill advises viewers that "the following video may contain scenes of a man with an annoying voice. And we're not talking about the host."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_cbe3d017	comment	Damned by Faint Praise: In his review of Kiara the Brave (a direct-to-video mockbuster of Brave), he states that the animation looks great... when compared to the animated sequence in UHF. He recycles the joke in his review of Norm of the North, stating that it looks great when compared to Kiara the Brave. He considers Poison Ivy to be the best villain in Batman & Robin...while also noting how her competition is an obnoxiously exaggerated Dumb Muscle character and a comically underdeveloped character with a penchant for horrible puns.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_cdd835ce	comment	Dude, Not Funny!: His reaction to Danny DeVito's character talking about accidentally crushing a cat with a fridge in Deck the Halls. He felt the joke was disturbing and out of place in a family comedy. His reaction to a majority of jokes in That's My Boy, from the child molestation-laden Teacher/Student Romance at the start to Donny's horrible job at fathering Todd being Played for Laughs. Essentially his reaction to people calling Mommie Dearest an "unintentional comedy," due to Faye Dunaway Chewing the Scenery. He counters by pointing out how besides the silliness of Dunaway's performance, the movie itself is actually very disturbing due to its portrayal of Joan Crawford's abuse of her adopted children.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ce104b8e	comment	Serial Escalation: Notes the increase in main villain count within the original Batman film series, as Returns and Forever both had two (the Penguin and Catwoman in the former, and Two-Face and the Riddler in the latter), while Batman & Robin had three (Poison Ivy, Bane, and Mr. Freeze). Smeghead says that one particularly ridiculous action scene in Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever cranks the stupid to a ridiculous degree.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_d148b019	comment	Mundane Made Awesome: In his Breaking Dawn - Part 1 review, he tries to add excitement to a padding scene where Bella gets her wedding makeup applied by replacing all audio with the Indiana Jones theme.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_d39e327f	comment	What the Hell, Hero?: Sean gives one to Col. Trautman, the Big Good of the Rambo franchise, for twice arranging for the titular character to drop into enemy territory on extremely sensitive and covert missions, while knowing Rambo was an unstable and very dangerous Shell-Shocked Veteran and One-Man Army, instead of leaving him to try to work out his issues in relative peace.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_d6707631	type	Waxing Lyrical
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_d6707631	comment	Waxing Lyrical: When introducing Under the Cherry Moon, Smeghead modifies the famous opening line of the film star Prince's song "Let's Go Crazy", points out how predictable the reference is, but says that he's practically legally obligated to reference the song when discussing Prince.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_d848560f	comment	Unusual Euphemism: In his Cutthroat Island review, Captain Long John Thomas notes that the film starts with Geena Davis' character having just finished sex with a random man, to which he voices his jealousy and says, "I would swab that woman's deck any day."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_d8cad890	type	Cough Snark Cough
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_d8cad890	comment	Cough Snark Cough: When noting how Pan's version of Peter Pan has dyslexia that only applies to English but can read the Neverland fairy language perfectly fine.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_d9cf40fa	type	Screw This, I'm Outta Here
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_d9cf40fa	comment	Screw This, I'm Outta Here: He attempts this for some of his reviews, especially for some of the worst movies.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_dcbe8a6e	comment	Chekhov's Gunman: He refers to a character in Lady in the Water who only works out one half of his body "in the name of science or some such bullshit" who fulfills this role in the story as "Chekhov's Douchebag".
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_dd9fba61	type	A Rare Sentence
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_dd9fba61	comment	A Rare Sentence: He finds this to be the case when, after Bella uses a rock to draw just enough blood from her arm to distract a vampire in Eclipse, he says that she did something intelligent. Also in Meet the Spartans when he says that Seltzer and Friedberg made a somewhat intelligent joke (by having a character named Councilman Traitoro, lampooning 300 for having characters that are very obviously villains from the moment you see them). In The Amityville Haunting, he notes what is supposed to be the scene of a mover dead after falling down the stairs, although his head is nowhere near the puddle of ketchup-blood that apparently came from his head.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_dea5fe1	type	Kubrick Stare
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_dea5fe1	comment	Kubrick Stare: His angry reaction to a completely pointless and obnoxious recreation of the Budweiser "Whassup?" commercial in That's My Boy.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_df410b77	type	Decoy Protagonist
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_df410b77	comment	Decoy Protagonist: Lampshaded in Sucker Punch when Babydoll is going to do a Heroic Sacrifice to save Sweet Pea and tells her that it's actually her story and not Babydoll's. Smeghead jokes about this by saying, "That's why I was the main focus of the film."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e0063be3	type	Name McAdjective
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e0063be3	comment	Name McAdjective: During the Getaway review, the Selena Gomez character is renamed "Harpy McBitchface". In Birdemic, the hilariously bewigged nature nut becomes "Wiggy McTreehugger". Also, there's "Toothy McJackass" from 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, to which Smeghead said was his favorite character despite the name.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e32ce9e0	type	Award Snub
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e32ce9e0	comment	Award Snub: invoked In his series of videos on Worst Picture winners, he usually dedicates his closing remarks to analyzing whether the films in question truly deserved the top (or bottom) Razzie by dissecting aspects of their creations as well as comparing them to their fellow nominees and/or other films released in the same year. Has its own page.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e4f05faa	type	Jaw Drop
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e4f05faa	comment	Jaw Drop: His reaction to Carlisle's death in Breaking Dawn: Part 2, considering it didn't happen in the books. His reaction to his joking about Jamie having an affair with her brother actually being proven true in That's My Boy.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e5406b1b	type	Beat
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e5406b1b	comment	Beat: In his earlier videos, before he really got his comedic timing down, Smeghead had a tendency to put uncomfortably long pauses between sentences. He takes a shot at himself for this during his Second Look at Jack and Jill.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e5d8460d	type	Unexplained Recovery
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e5d8460d	comment	His reaction upon seeing that Hebe survived her stab wound at the end of The Legend of Hercules.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e6043813	type	Like You Would Really Do It
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e6043813	comment	Like You Would Really Do It: In-Universe; in his Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 review, he is taken aback and outraged by the vampires/Volturi battle being revealed as All Just a Dream, and spends a lot of time venting about how much of a cop-out it is.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e6b5d22f	type	Catchphrase
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e6b5d22f	comment	Catchphrase: Aside from his Signing-Off Catchphrase, he also has: "Continuity: it's not a polite suggestion" whenever there is a continuity goof. "Thanks for wasting my time, movie!" whenever there's a long scene just to pad out the running time. "Our hero(es), ladies and gentlemen!" whenever the person/people the audience are supposed to be rooting for make(s) a dick move. "Don't worry, this will all make sense never." when plot details are brought up to never be resolved. "There are four billion vaginas/three billion dicks on the planet, you can find another one!" or anything to that effect when a character is angsting after a breakup. "This is my shocked face." whenever there's an obvious twist In-Universe. "S/he takes the news surprisingly well." or something to that effect when someone has a violent or emotional outburst after receiving bad news. "Because...reasons." whenever a character does something that makes no sense. "You have a career!" for good actors that show up in bad movies, especially ones that take the film seriously. "I am acting!" following particularly bizarre line readings, always delivered with the same inflections as the line in question. When reviewing a movie that acts as a vehicle for a celebrity who is not known for being an actor, he will usually introduce the film as starring the person, immediately followed by "And what can you say about [this person] that hasn't already been said?"
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e7fd5cdc	type	Brain Bleach
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e7fd5cdc	comment	Sean had a particularly disgusted reaction to John Turturro taking his pants off in Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e8ca5cb3	type	Freudian Slip
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_e8ca5cb3	comment	Freudian Slip: Sometimes uses them sarcastically. In his review of Bucky Larson, he notes that Adam Sandler came up with the idea for the film and shares writing credits with his "cronies- I mean, friends."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ea85d6ea	type	All Just a Dream
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ea85d6ea	comment	All Just a Dream: Discussed in his Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 review, of which he takes a decent portion to express his outrage towards the film pulling this with the battle between the vampires and Volturi, which included the death of major character Carlisle (which took Smeghead genuinely by surprise, since it didn't happen in the books), being revealed to be a vision, which he saw as an extreme cop-out.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_eaf5a1ac	type	Groin Attack
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_eaf5a1ac	comment	Groin Attack: When reviewing The Host (2008), his "Soul" makes him punch himself in the groin after he tried to stop her.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_eb9e6184	type	Stupid Sexy Flanders
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_eb9e6184	comment	Stupid Sexy Flanders: Sean admits to finding Jace hot while mentioning that he is straight without missing a beat.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ec1a1233	type	Running Gagged
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ec1a1233	comment	Running Gagged: His joke of constantly denying A Madea Christmas existing finally comes to an end in the Saving Christmas relook, when he decides that, since he's gone through so many other terrible movies, it canâ€™t be as bad as heâ€™s making it out to be.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_eca7a21d	type	Song Parody
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_eca7a21d	comment	Given A Thousand Words features "Because I Got High" in a scene, Sean sings a Song Parody related to the film's quality. The parody continues in the credits, with the final consideration being "And now you know why I don't sing professionally" (as the lyrics go "Now I sound like a moron!", no less).
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ed05cfee	type	NaÃ¯ve Newcomer
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ed05cfee	comment	In his Pan review, after Hook tells Peter that considering he's just traveled to Neverland on a flying pirate ship, "'real' should be a very fluid concept for [him] right now", Smeghead ponders if he says that of Peter or the audience.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ee7fca3d	type	Silver Fox
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ee7fca3d	comment	Silver Fox: After showing the infamous Uhura strip scene in Star Trek V, Sean notes "Admit it, you'd still hit it."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_eef90616	type	Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_eef90616	comment	Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: Implemented in his description of Bill Cosby when reviewing Leonard Part 6, to be as honest a summary of the man as possible.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f068cba	type	Oddball in the Series
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f068cba	comment	Oddball in the Series: Episode 97, instead of targeting a specific film, offers a quick overview of Sean's thoughts on a whole film genre (Found Footage). One video, instead of reviewing a film, had Smeghead review the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Spock's Brain". It's even listed as a "special review" rather than the usually numbered episodes.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f36c4f98	type	Easily Forgiven
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f36c4f98	comment	Easily Forgiven: Upon stating that a lot of Chris Evans's stuff as the Human Torch in Fantastic Four (2005) was improvised, the Smeghead calls Evans the worst to a picture of Evans as Johnny. When the picture shifts to one of Evans as Captain America,note more specifically, Steve in his S.H.I.E.L.D. uniform in Captain America: The Winter Soldier he proclaims he can't stay mad at Evans.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f511ea9b	type	Product Placement
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f511ea9b	comment	Product Placement: Notes how gratuitous and unapologetically blatant it is in Meet the Spartans to the point that he suggests it should be called Meet the Sellouts.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f5b9dd15	type	Captain Obvious Reveal
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f5b9dd15	comment	"This is my shocked face." whenever there's an obvious twist In-Universe.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f6e10f3e	type	Big-Lipped Alligator Moment
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f6e10f3e	comment	Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: invoked Name-dropped with reference to its Trope Namer in Home on the Range after seeing its Disney Acid Sequence. Smeghead actually explains that this scene actually subverts this trope, since all of the trippy elements actually connect to the plot. A text caption appears in his The Cat in the Hat review, asking if the rave scene with Paris Hilton counts, but Sean says the film has to make sense for it to be a BLAM. He also name-drops it when referring to the Dance Party Ending of Saving Christmas.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f9375414	type	FacePalm
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f9375414	comment	Face Palm: Does one accompanied by a drumroll in his Sucker Punch review when a mission to retrieve a knife is represented through another mission to disarm a bomb that is only related to the real mission because the bomb is given the silly codename "Kitchen Knife".
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f9f2c33	type	Running Gag
Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_f9f2c33	comment	Running Gag: Wire Jump of Doomâ„¢ The "Celebrities Who Needed A Paycheck" counter.invoked Inserting random "more fitting" music to a scene, which is more often than not "Yakety Sax". Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Departmentâ„¢ "Pointless Sex Scene", in which the words flash on-screen and marching band music play during the scene in question. "This is bad comedy!" "Becauseâ€¦ reasons." "It all starts cut to the movie IIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAACE!" He sometimes lampoons films' nonsensical plots by reading them out as Mad Libs. Calling Happy Madison regular Peter Dante as "The guy who appears in all of Adam Sandler's movies, but no one knows who he is." "NEW YORK CITY?!" In Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2: "It sure is refreshing to watch a horror movie where [insert positive feedback here]. Unfortunately, we're watching this instead."
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_fabef10f	comment	He judges Meet the Spartans extensively for its repeated breaking of the Don't Explain the Joke rule by stating the origins of its film references.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_fe0330fb	comment	Brick Joke: In the review for The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure, he finds Christopher Lloyd shouting/yodeling gibberish so funny that he made it his ringtone. In his review of The Host (2008), it's revealed that it's still his ringtone when he gets angry e-mails after making a joke about the movie being so bad it killed Roger Ebert.
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Cinematic Excrement (Web Video) / int_ffad4e9f	comment	Shown Their Work: His dad is ex-navy, and Smeghead used his first-hand knowledge to explain why the protagonist of Battleship would never be able to enlist in the navy, let alone become a lieutenant, without a certain degree of Artistic License. He also points out all the Sadly Mythtaken going on in Hercules in New York, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Legend of Hercules. The first one keeps using the names for Greek and Roman gods randomly (like calling Zeus "Zeus" but calling Poseidon "Neptune", not to mention having Samson, a BIBLICAL character, making a cameo), the second one uses Everybody Hates Hades (even though the book itself averted it) and has Persephone still in the Underworld during what's supposed to be her allotted time away, and the third one has several non-human beings (e.g. the centaur Chiron and the goddess Hebe) as humans, amongst other things. Subverted and Played for Laughs in the Last Ounce of Courage review where he claims to have found one example of protests against a public nativity scene. He cites the example at length, with it containing many plausible-sounding details... and then admits he made the whole thing up because "the war on Christmas is not real!"
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