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Stuart Ashen (Web Video)
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Self-described "failed psychologist"note (He does, in fact, have a doctorate in psychology, though he claims to have never professionally worked in the field) Dr. Stuart Clive Ashen, or simply Dr. Ashen, born 16 December 1976, is the premier source on YouTube for reviews of Shoddy Knockoff Products — primarily electronics and toys. He also reviews equally horrible retro British games in a series called Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of (which evolved into a crowdfunded book published by Unbound of various bad, old computer games), and most horrifically of all, really cheap and/or really old processed food. He has also created two small series of comedy videos for the BBC Comedy Extra website, named Ashen's Tech Dump and Back Space.He co-starred in the sci-fi webseries/ARG The Proxy, which ran through March 8th-17th, 2012. Unfortunately, the contest aspect, not-so-subtly sponsored by Alienware, was available only for those living in the UK. Regardless, it is available to watch worldwide here.He has made two crowd-funded films. The Quest for the Game Child, is a Z-movie in which he searches for the eponymous knockoff game system, while Ashens And The Polybius Heist is a fully produced indie film in which he organizes a team to steal the only remaining copy of the eponymous urban legend. He also appeared in the Science Fiction film The Darkest Dawn and the indie horror film Paper Jam.His YouTube page is here (his overflow channel is here) and his Twitch channel is here, which is usually live on a Wednesday. He also served as the narrator for Ninja the Mission Force, duplicating the Large Ham British narrator of Godfrey Ho's films. In 2016, he and Internet chef Barry Lewis created the channel Barshens, which is available to watch here. | |
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Subliminal Seduction: Brief flash frames are interspersed at random in certain videos, and the exact meaning isn't clear. He took to showing flash frames of a weird bald, bearded guy. He turned out to be Mentski, someone who Stuart describes in Terrible Old Games... as, "Bearded Retrospective Idiot and Occasional Face". | |
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The Artifact: The Ashens intro continued stating "ASHENS.COM" for a while even though he had stopped updating his website in 2016. It was changed to simply "ASHENS" in 2019. Ashen's stylized illustration in his title card depicts him with hair, even after he shaved it off in 2020. | |
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Madness Mantra | |
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Madness Mantra: Gary Busey. Gary Busey. Gary Busey. | |
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Hilarity Ensues: Subverted with the "pooping" cow jellybean dispenser. | |
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Bad Impressionists | |
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Bad Impressionists: In "10 Reviews in 10 Minutes 2", his assistant Dan does an impression of Ashen's opening which Ashen himself says sounds more like Dame Maggie Smith from Downton Abbey. | |
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Tempting Fate | |
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Tempting Fate: In Self-Assembly Iron-Vehicle Review Ashen mocks the toy's "puzzle" classification by claiming it won't have any instructions. It winds up not having instructions. "Let's hope it's not in any way poisonous." * said before preparing a made-in-China instant cupcake from Poundland. In the Apple Newton MessagePad review, having discovered just how awful the device's handwriting recognition is. Stuart laments talking up the iPhone microscope's price when he purchased it (30 GBP) as it breaks off while he's trying to attach it to the case. Subverted in that he does successfully reattach it shortly after. | |
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Genre Savvy | |
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Genre Savvy: When he is about to play "Apache" in the PSP Station LTPS Handy Game review. | |
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Unreliable Narrator | |
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Unreliable Narrator: The audio version of his no-money computer building guide. | |
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Pop-Cultural Osmosis: In two videos, Ashens recognizes a certain theme used in various POP Station games as the Theme Tune for The South Bank Show, a Long Runner of a television series that aims to mix high art and popular culture. In reality, the theme is a Real Song Theme Tune originating from Andrew Lloyd Webber's Variations, which in turn is based on Niccolo Paganini's Caprice No. 24. Likewise, another POP Station plays a badly out of tune snippet of Hello, Ma Baby was recognized by Ashens as the song that Michigan J. Frog sings. The song has been around since the turn of the 20th century. | |
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And This Is for... | |
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And This Is for...: While crushing a toy Storm Trooper in a press, he turns the handle, every time listing off all of the sins of the Star Wars franchise. | |
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Celebrity Resemblance | |
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Celebrity Resemblance: He has a passing resemblance to a bearded John Simm, to the point where the Ashens Action Figure was a modified version of the Master from the new series of Doctor Who (played by Simm) Many have noted his resemblance to Simon Pegg, especially when paired with Guru Larry, who—also noted by many—acts as Ashen's Nick Frost. The Simon Pegg resemblance was visually lampshaded in "An Excellent Newsflash". At the beginning of the live stream Q & A: | |
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Scare Chord | |
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Halloween specials usually involve a sudden Scare Chord (which at one point included the death scream from Mortal Kombat II) and Ashen donning a Dracula cape and fangs. Since 2019 he has said "Jump scare." in a monotone voice. | |
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Mr. Fanservice | |
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Mr. Fanservice: Dr. Ashen himself. Anyone? THOSE EYES. Especially in this picture. YES. | |
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Visual Pun | |
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Whenever a product tries to involve an obvious Visual Pun or Stealth Pun as a part of their name or design, Ashens will describe it in nauseating detail and then repeat "Do you see? Do you see?! DO YOU SEE?!" in an increasingly angry tone. | |
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Masochist's Meal | |
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Masochist's Meal: The reviews of terrible processed foods. | |
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Overly Narrow Superlative | |
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Overly Narrow Superlative: "Well, I've never been a particular fan of dehydrated mashed potato that you bring back to life with hot water." He sometimes says something like "If you ever need X, this will do the job." at the end of a video, X being something rather specific and unlikely. In the aforementioned mashed potato review, he lampshades this: In the Hunger Breaks Chicken Tikka video, he recommends the food to anyone who accidentally kidnapped Liam Neeson's mother, and has Liam Neeson threatening to shoot them in the face if they don't eat one. | |
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Take Our Word for It | |
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Take Our Word for It: Played for Laughs. In the second Poundland Special, he reviewed a pair of Signalex portable speakers that plug into smartphones. Rather than using a copyright-free song so the viewers can hear and judge the sound quality of the speakers for themselves, Ashens impractically plays The Divine Comedy's "Come Home Billy Bird" while the video is muted and has a puppet of Zebedee from The Magic Roundabout express its displeasure of the sound quality by covering its ears. | |
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I Need a Freaking Drink | |
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I Need a Freaking Drink: After finding out that one of the items he was reviewing was yet another POP Station repackaging, he laments on it: In the ninth POP Station Watch, he actually has a cheap bottle of gin at the ready on the couch before going over the game. When he starts to review Williams Arcade Classics for the Game.com, he gathers all of the booze in the house to prepare himself for seeing the system ruin all of the classic games. | |
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Brutal Honesty | |
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"To be brutally honest..." | |
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Broke the Rating Scale | |
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Broke the Rating Scale: In playing the Turbo boardgame with Guru Larry, he manages to come in third place... out of two people playing. Hunger Breaks Hot Pots. He gives the chicken curry a 3 out of 10, but he'd give the beef Bolognese -50 out of a number not understood by humans. Pub Original Ploughman's Lunch snack. | |
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Palette Swap | |
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Palette Swap: Appears often with the blind bag toys. Stuart himself can't stand when they do this, especially when as filler they would usually have one painted figure available and then the same figure but painted a solid color. Exaggerated with four cheap toy vehicle sets which were the exact same vehicles in each set but in different liveries. The sets were; police, fire, military, and construction. Some of these themes made little sense with the included vehicles. (ex: a helicopter and motorcycle in the construction set.) | |
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Failure Is the Only Option | |
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YOUR FAULT | |
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Verbal Tic | |
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Verbal Tic: Several. Whenever Stuart puts something in his mouth it's common for him to make mumbling noises, usually before having an immediate Spit Take reaction. | |
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Oddly Named Sequel: Pointed out by the dissonance between Oriental Hero and its predecessor, Ninja Master. | |
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A Winner Is You | |
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A Winner Is You Oriental Hero ends with some very plain "Mission Completed" text. The Atari ST version of Night Walk ends with "Congratulations on your escape you are free to leave the cemetary[sic] with your life!" (which has absolutely nothing to do with the plot outlined on the back of the box) followed by the generic "GAME OVER" you get for losing all your lives. The Commodore Amiga version simply ends with "THE END" and no congratulatory text. | |
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Halloween Episode | |
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Halloween Episode: Occurs annually, the first was 2010's Obligatory Halloween Themed Video. Then came 2011 which included ghost hunting footage, 2012, 2013, 2014 and a candy themed bonus video, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, and 2022. | |
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Easter Egg | |
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A subtle Easter Egg one: in this video at 3:35, all of the PlayStation 2 games on the shelf are Games Within A Show from other pieces of media (except for Polybius, which is more of an urban legend). Lucky Wander Boy, from the novel of the same name by D.B. Weiss (showrunner for Game of Thrones) Bonestorm, from The Simpsons Boiga Bruddas: The Xelerious Objective, from Chainsawsuit Monkey Fracas Jr, from Futurama | |
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British Teeth | |
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British Teeth: He makes fun of this trope in his livestream Q&A. He actually has really nice teeth. | |
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Lampshade Hanging | |
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Apologizing to headphone users whenever particularly loud or crinkly packaging is being opened. | |
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Artifact Title | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_2b7d29e1 | comment |
Artifact Title: "Poundland Special", when it first began in 2009, began as being mostly items from Poundland, but has grown to include items from Poundworld and 99p stores, as well as items from overseas discount stores that were sent to him, to the point that most of the tat in the newer "Poundland Special" videos is no longer from Poundland. Lampshaded in "Poundland Special 3", where he states "We're really stretching the use of the word 'special'", and in "Poundland Special: Loom Band Pregnancy Wig", where he states "...where every item costs one pound and came from Poundland, except most of the items which didn't come from Poundland, but came from 99p stores, or Poundworld, or in fact, possibly another place where everything costs a pound". Somewhat reversed since 2016, after Poundworld and 99p Stores went defunct, leaving Poundland as the main source for cheap tat once again (though some merchandise can still come from overseas). | |
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Catapult Nightmare | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_2c9e262 | comment |
Catapult Nightmare: At the beginning of his "Fortress Guardian" review. | |
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Sophisticated as Hell | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_2d4a6d8c | comment |
Sophisticated as Hell: "Hello, I am failed psychologist and internet cunt, Dr Ashen." His reaction to the completely irrelevant plot synopsis for Nightwalk: "Three words come to mind here: 'What', 'The', and 'Fuck'." | |
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Auto-Tune | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_315f7f2c | comment |
Auto-Tune: His review of LaDiDa has him turn the Auto Tune up as high as possible because of Rule of Funny. Improvised hilarity does indeed ensue. | |
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Shipper on Deck | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_31da1e24 | comment |
Shipper on Deck: The Apple Newton. | |
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Arch-Enemy | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_32da548d | comment |
Arch-Enemy: The autofocus. Many, MANY times. The crowning example comes during his Open Pandora review, where the camera focuses on a hair on its own lens. | |
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Recursive Reality | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_352151a3 | comment |
Recursive Reality: At Jurnet's Bar in Norwich, if you remove one of the bricks in a wall, you'll see a figure of a guy removing a brick from a smaller version of the same wall. Here's the Director's Cut (0:26 might startle you). And what he calls the "Michael Bay Remix", in 3D! * Really, it's just 30 minutes of zooming. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_35a858b3 | type |
Cluster F-Bomb | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_35a858b3 | comment |
Cluster F-Bomb: In the 2014 Easter Special, one of the items shown is a plush rabbit that comes with felt pens for coloring it. Ashens uses uses the pens to write "fuck" all over it (as well as "piss arse" on the back). Due to the pens being dry, he has trouble writing. His review of the Apple Newton has him give one off when he writes in 'Norwich' and it comes out with 'Worcester' instead. Not to mention his displeasure with the FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN. | |
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Ascended Meme | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_36ed3e1e | comment |
Ascended Meme: After someone did a Gentlementlemen remix of his Retieval Review, he was heard humming it in a later video and put an annotation link to it. There's also his spinning Stig stinger, which is a shoutout to a meme from his forum. (A rotating Stig with a ska cover of 'Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr. Hitler') | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_372a75a0 | type |
Bile Fascination | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_372a75a0 | comment |
Bile Fascination: His claim to fame is, In-Universe, a series of video reviews of POP Stations, toys and games, almost all of which are crap. Many of them are donations from viewers. | |
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Brits Love Tea | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_375e702b | comment |
Brits Love Tea: Averted. Ashens has admitted that he isn't fond of tea despite being British. | |
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Poorly Disguised Pilot | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_38b05ae7 | comment |
Poorly Disguised Pilot: The Illegal Activity Special. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_39274667 | type |
Take That, Scrappy! | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_39274667 | comment |
Take That, Scrappy!: Invoked by the Dancing Jar Jar Binks review, which consists of Ashens turning the toy on, letting it run for a few seconds, and then smashing it with two hammers for 2 minutes before using his trusty blowtorch on the bits that are too hard to smash. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_39274667 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_393ec3f9 | type |
Zeerust | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_393ec3f9 | comment |
Zeerust: In his Xbox One unboxing video, he comments how the console's slick black square aesthetics looks like "what people in the seventies thought things in the future would look like" and has sort of come to pass. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3b5fcbb7 | type |
Artifact of Doom | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3b5fcbb7 | comment |
Artifact of Doom: He often jokes that certain particularly creepy items, be it from concept or because they look unsettling from the start, are these; from merely murderous dolls to actively apocalyptic things like the Santa heads from the 2012 Christmas Tat video. | |
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Reality Warper | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3b99a9e0 | comment |
Reality Warper: His helmet in the second quickest game overs video. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3c0a4666 | type |
Noodle Incident | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3c0a4666 | comment |
Noodle Incident: "I haven't been this bored since I was trapped in a room with a potato." "I met a man with a metal ball once..." | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3e682843 | type |
Lampshaded the Obscure Reference | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3e682843 | comment |
Lampshaded the Obscure Reference: He has a recurring segment in his reviews, "Quincy: a caterpillar that sings obscure Beatles Songs" After he parodies a quote from The Room (2003) he says: "Let's begin a video by quoting an obscure film that most people watching haven't seen!" | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3e682843 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3eee0728 | type |
Captain Obvious | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_3eee0728 | comment |
Early in a review he will make a Captain Obvious comment along the lines of "It's a (thing)" or "It's got a (thing)" in a pained, Dalek-like voice. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_40bb59d0 | type |
Blatant Lies | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_40bb59d0 | comment |
A skeptical "Hmmmmm" after he reads a line of Blatant Lies product description. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_40bb59d0 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_415b3315 | type |
Stylistic Suck | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_415b3315 | comment |
Stylistic Suck: His mocked-up homemade Doctor Who opening. The Silver Skull's attempts to make it big in jazz fusion. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_415b3315 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4216eada | type |
Machinima | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4216eada | comment |
Machinima: One was made in Garry's Mod for the Game King showcase. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4216eada | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_44467fe1 | type |
Made in Country X | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_44467fe1 | comment |
"Let's hope it's not in any way poisonous." * said before preparing a made-in-China instant cupcake from Poundland. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_44467fe1 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_45007296 | type |
Metaphorgotten | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_45007296 | comment |
Metaphorgotten: Sometimes with "If you'd do X" hyperboles, he pulls a Bait-and-Switch and instead states what would realistically happen in that situation. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_45007296 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_47fea76b | type |
Butt-Monkey | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_47fea76b | comment |
Butt-Monkey: Dan, who Stuart sometimes brings in for food-related stuff, is very sensitive and typically reacts really badly to bad food, including physically vomiting from a "rotten egg" jelly bean during the Bean-Boozled video. Stuart is completely aware of this. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_48081842 | type |
The Stinger | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_48081842 | comment |
The Stinger: Some of his videos have strange endings after the URL plug. A dance mix "Liquid Filth" in particular achieved minor memetic status among his subscribers. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_48081842 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_48f94fc1 | type |
The Elevator from Ipanema | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_48f94fc1 | comment |
The Elevator from Ipanema: The HaiPad review has him humming this tune during the many loading lags. Later, the Wii U's lags almost destroyed his ability to whistle, he was called on to do it so much. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_48f94fc1 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4a65922a | type |
Easter Special | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4a65922a | comment |
Easter Special: 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, and 2022. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4b316d47 | type |
Break the Cutie | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4b316d47 | comment |
Break the Cutie: After ingesting some Chinese century egg and subsequently sicking his guts up, Ashens is notably bitterer and swearier for the rest of the video. Given that at the time it was, by a wide margin, the worst thing he had ever tasted, this is somewhat understandable. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4bc5e1e8 | type |
Unfortunate Implications | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4bc5e1e8 | comment |
Unfortunate Implications:invoked Attempted aversion. In the "Oriental Hero" episode of "Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of" he points out that the word "oriental" does not bear the same connotations in England as it does in America. Discussed in his review of the fake Thomas The Tank Engine figures. See the show's page for more details. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4bc5e1e8 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4d070ee3 | type |
Power Perversion Potential | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4d070ee3 | comment |
Power Perversion Potential: In the Ashen's Tech Dump episode "God's Source Code", Ashen interviews a man who found the password to access the universe's source code, essentially allowing him to alter reality with his laptop computer. He uses this power to give Ashen breasts and create a booty party. He ends up crashing the universe and rebooting it, but types "Rebooty" instead of "Reboot", so now the entire universe is one big booty party. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4d45aa06 | type |
Banana Republic | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4d45aa06 | comment |
Done on purpose with his Mivich 7 "game reviews" on HuHa. See, the "console" came from a Banana Republic... | |
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1.0 | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4d45aa06 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4ebbbd17 | type |
Matryoshka Object | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4ebbbd17 | comment |
Matryoshka Object: Lampshaded in his PlayStation 4 unboxing video, referring to the packaging as going "Russian doll on us." | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4ebbbd17 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4f4372e9 | type |
Early-Installment Weirdness | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4f4372e9 | comment |
Early-Installment Weirdness: His tone and joke delivery were duller and far less energetic in earlier videos. Compare his tone in his PolyStation 3 review in late 2007 to the first Poundland Special in 2009 and the infamous Pizza Snack video in mid-2011. His first POP Station Watch video used the theme for Crimewatch. Subsequent installments replaced the music with a police siren, since Ashens had started avoiding the use of copyrighted material in his videos. This change has met many complaints, since the siren sound is too loud and annoying. It wasn't until 2015 when Ashens finally replaced the sound with orchestrated music. Fans who were introduced to Ashens later in his career would be a bit shocked watching some of his earlier videos. His bitter and sarcastic British humour is still there, but in general he was calmer, he cursed less, and he was less destructive (no hammers or blowtorch). His range of content was also a lot smaller. He used to exclusively review electronics, games, or electronic accessories (ex: the Crabble iPhone stand). Later he started doing his Poundland videos where he often reviewed cheap/bootlegged toys and other household items, then he branched out with those videos and started reviewing action figures (justified since way before YouTube he was an action figure collector). Then came the cheap food specials and blind bags, and finally the subscription crates and expired foods. His reviews on electronic items also expanded from bootlegs to also including real electronics both old and new. Some of his older running gags which are absent from newer videos like Noseybonk, the Godmonster, and Quincy the caterpillar. His earlier videos occasionally had his pet guinea pigs making cameo appearances but the passing of time resulted in them dying of old age. His go-to pet then became Oscar, his poodle, until Ashens had to give the dog away after which there have been no animal companions. His very early reviews are very short compared to later ones, sometimes running to less than 3 minutes, though this can also be attributed to YouTube's video length policies of the time. | |
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| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4f7c3890 | type |
Shoddy Knockoff Product | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4f7c3890 | comment |
Retieval Mankind's Batman, as well as other POP Station jargon. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4f7c3890 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4fa637b0 | type |
Surprisingly Creepy Moment | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4fa637b0 | comment |
Surprisingly Creepy Moment: The 2013 Playmobil Advent Calendar at first seemed to be shaping up to be a straightforward series of videos like the 2012 Lego Star Wars one, but then the Grass Masks start showing up... | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4fa637b0 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4fba8b43 | type |
Limited Special Collector's Ultimate Edition | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4fba8b43 | comment |
Limited Special Collector's Ultimate Edition:invoked Has reviewed several limited editions of video games and the tat that comes with them. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_4fba8b43 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_500696c6 | type |
Seinfeldian Conversation | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_500696c6 | comment |
Seinfeldian Conversation: Lapses into them when dealing with mundane parts of the review (package opening) or intro on whatever is being ripped off. | |
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Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_500696c6 | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_504a1991 | type |
Body Horror | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_504a1991 | comment |
Body Horror: The Fight Club action figures, which have limbs twisted around the wrong way and faces painted on wrongly. Apparently, it can spread. A knock off Superman figure has flesh tone blades growing out of its arms due to it being a repainted Batman figure. In the Christmas Tat Special 2012 he remarked "There's a fairly thick theme running through this year's special about Father Christmas, and Body Horror." The items reviewed include a starfish-like creature with Santa Claus' screaming face twisted into a dog toy, a Santa Claus on a swing hanging from a rope attached to the inside of his skull and what appears to be a Cthulhu-Santa hybrid. | |
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Faux Horrific | |
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Faux Horrific: He once reviewed a bunch of figures from the Toxic Mutants/Monsta Fizz toy line, which mostly consisted of a bunch of bizarrely designed Mix-and-Match Critters, aliens, and monsters packaged in jars of slime. At one point Stuart brings out a figure of a normal looking woman that doesn't match the other characters at all, prompting this exchange with Harry Partridge: | |
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Disproportionate Retribution | |
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Disproportionate Retribution: In 10 Reviews in 10 Minutes 5 Ashens reviews a figure of Artie from Shrek the Third, which when triggered says "I don't know anything about being king!". Ashens and Dan decide that because of this Artie is rude and ungrateful, and that the 'sword clashing' sound effect the toy plays is him being beaten to death with a frying pan. | |
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Dual Wielding | |
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Dual Wielding: He destroys a pair of shoddy headphones with dual-wielded hammers. He brandishes the same two hammers and lampshades the trope before destroying a cheap plastic dinosaur skeleton. However the dinosaur was destroyed after one hit so he ended up only using one of the hammers, much to his disappointment. The dual hammers return once again in order to demolish a dancing Jar Jar Binks. This time they get much more use. Much, much more use. | |
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Pyromaniac | |
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Pyromaniac: Ashen has definitely become one since getting hold of a blowtorch. | |
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Book Safe | |
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Book Safe: In an early POPStation review he has a hollowed out science encyclopedia with a handgun inside it. | |
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Mathematician's Answer | |
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Mathematician's Answer: In his Bean Boozled Jelly Beans video: | |
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Guns Akimbo | |
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Guns Akimbo: Mentioned by name when he gives two guns to a knock-off LEGO Star Wars figure and has it dual-wield them. | |
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AlternateCharacterInterpretation | |
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Alternate Character Interpretation:invoked Numerous. He pretty much popularized the image of kid's show Plucky Comic Relief Noseybonk as a murderous Memetic Psychopath. He (jokingly) implied that Rick Santorum was a Star Wars character. Suggested the Polly Pockets "Cutants" line of toys was the result of Polly turning into a Nazi Mad Scientist, experimenting on animals until she could get ahold of some "roofies" and a few human test subjects. He claims an interactive E.T. toy (essentially an E.T.-shaped Furby) is an Eldritch Abomination similar to the Lovecraftian cosmic horror, even starting the video with a slightly changed Call of Cthulhu quote. Siri is always interpreted by him as a racist, due to being specifically designed for use in the US more than the UK. Even when being questioned about said uselessness. The Wii Fit Trainer as Adolf Hitler. Invoked twice for "Chef Excellence" (with the first example lampshaded by Stuart when he notes that Chef Excellence doesn't have a character to begin with since he doesn't exist)... The Hero: Chef Excellence (stock photo version) is a chef-themed superhero out to stop the evil Chef Ineptitude (Ainsley Harriot) from absorbing the souls of the Chefs Tongue (famous UK health food expert Jamie Oliver), Hair (Gary Rhodes), and Rude (Gordon Ramsay) to form Chef Pestilence (Marco Pierre White). To save the day, Chef Excellence needs to store the Chefs in his patented Stay-Fresh Evil Bags. The Failure: Chef Excellence (puppet version) is a pathetic waste of a man after being replaced on the Stay-Fresh bags by the also-fictional Max Hoffman. He's taken up a fondness for gin as he attempts to reclaim his title through cheap dishes for Stuart, and is prone to fits of psychotic rage whenever Hoffman and/or his bags are brought up. This version appears more. Live Action Chef Excellence: This version is again reinterpreted for the movie and later videos as Chef Geoffrey Excellence, an inept cook who is more out to sell kitchen products than produce food. Quest for the Game Child states he doesn't even know how to cook. Played by Dan Tomlinson. Also called "The Only Version We Have Licensing Rights To". He also believes that the 2012 Olympics mascots are evil demons. In the 2013 Playmobil advent calendar, he gets a pile of green hay with holes so you can put a pitchfork in it. He interprets it as a creepy grass mask which gradually becomes an otherworldly monster (and later monsters, once he obtains more of them). | |
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No Animals Were Harmed | |
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No Animals Were Harmed: from the no-money computer building guide: | |
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Country Matters | |
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Country Matters: In his Neo Double Games video, he introduces himself as an "Internet Cunt". This is the only swear word that is used in the entire video. | |
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Letting the Air out of the Band | |
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Letting the Air out of the Band: He used an 8-bit rendition of God Save The Queen in two videos; it broke down on its second use in the Royal Wedding Tat Review. The Doctor Who LCD Adventure Game review opens with a DIY re-creation of the classic series intro that trails off in the last few seconds. | |
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Fuzz Therapy | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_5a28b615 | comment |
Fuzz Therapy: After he gets irritated by the Carpenter headphones in his headset roundup video (see Berserk Button entry above) the video briefly cuts to footage of him playing with poodle puppies accompanied by calming music and the caption "Soothing puppy break". | |
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Ambiguous Syntax | |
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Ambiguous Syntax: Mentioned in his review of Human Killing Machine: is it about a human who is a killing machine, or a machine that kills humans? | |
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Author Vocabulary Calendar | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_5bc1ce14 | comment |
Author Vocabulary Calendar: "Sprue," meaning those little pieces of plastic that come off the mold for a toy or something similar. He himself admits he has no idea how he came to know the word. most of the time, if he needs a unit of time to describe a duration, he'll use femtoseconds (a millionth of a billionth of a second). | |
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Nintendo Hard | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_62259825 | comment |
Nintendo Hard: BlockBuster from the MB Games Microvision. It's a simple Breakout clone, except with a ball that moves faster than Sonic The Hedgehog on steroids. | |
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And I'm the Queen of Sheba | |
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And I'm the Queen of Sheba: In Smiley World Mystery Egg, after tasting the chocolate egg: | |
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Multiple Narrative Modes | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_62df7833 | comment |
Multiple Narrative Modes: The Pirate DVD Showcase features a pirate copy of Ashens and the Quest for the Game Child, with the description stolen from the Indie Go Go campaign and poorly edited: | |
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Freeze-Frame Bonus | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_62f9d08e | comment |
Freeze-Frame Bonus: Stuart enjoys slipping these into his videos. For example, this◊ image appears in the Apple Newton review (at roughly 3:05.)They're headshots of fellow YouTuber Mentski, whom Ashens is good friends with. | |
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Valentine's Day Episode | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_6379edc1 | comment |
Valentine's Day Episode: As with most holidays, he does one almost yearly where he looks at Valentine's Day themed junk sold at the 99p store. He skipped 2014 due to the lack of new and sufficiently bad items. 2012 2013 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 | |
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Spit Take | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_643659d4 | comment |
Spit Take: In his Easter 2012 special, he eats a "Riegelein Cream Egg" so vile, he immediately spits it right back out again. He later apologizes for how unprofessional this was, but apparently that egg was really vile. Also, the Instant Cupcake. Which ultimately winds up in the food waste bin. | |
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Drunk with Power | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_64b303c0 | comment |
Drunk with Power: He had a brief power trip after getting his hands on The World's Sharpest Knife (tm). | |
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Super-Deformed | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_652c32fa | comment |
Ashen hates the Super-Deformed aesthetic, and bemoans its pervasiveness in collectibles. | |
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All Girls Like Ponies | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_6537cc1a | comment |
While reviewing a Bella Sara blindbag (some All Girls Like Ponies type series), Ashens reads the slogan "Journey into a magical world of horses" on the bag | |
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Declarative Finger | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_65561b0e | comment |
Declarative Finger: Ashens does it often, especially since his own hands get the majority of the screentime. | |
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The Key Is Behind the Lock | |
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The Key Is Behind the Lock: He's pleased that the Packbuster packaging-opening tool doesn't have packaging that you would need the tool itself for; you just use the precut notch to pull off a strip and get inside. | |
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Author Appeal | |
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His range of content was also a lot smaller. He used to exclusively review electronics, games, or electronic accessories (ex: the Crabble iPhone stand). Later he started doing his Poundland videos where he often reviewed cheap/bootlegged toys and other household items, then he branched out with those videos and started reviewing action figures (justified since way before YouTube he was an action figure collector). Then came the cheap food specials and blind bags, and finally the subscription crates and expired foods. His reviews on electronic items also expanded from bootlegs to also including real electronics both old and new. | |
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Evil Laugh | |
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Evil Laugh: He uses one to let you know that he may phone you. | |
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Gilligan Cut | |
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Gilligan Cut: After he had opened a package of promotional X-Factor instruments (a whistle, a recorder, and a tambourine), he examines the quality of the instruments, then says "I can't see myself making a musical triptych with these". Cut to exactly that. | |
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Jump Cut | |
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Argh! Jump Cut! | |
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Those Wacky Nazis | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_697b5232 | comment |
Suggested the Polly Pockets "Cutants" line of toys was the result of Polly turning into a Nazi Mad Scientist, experimenting on animals until she could get ahold of some "roofies" and a few human test subjects. | |
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Only Known by Initials | |
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Only Known by Initials: "CS", one of the games featured in the PSP Station LTPS Handy Game review. | |
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Christmas Episode | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_6ef9d3fe | comment |
Christmas Episode: This is done annually for tat reviews: Christmas Tat 1 (2008) and 2 (2009), and the Christmas Specials for 2010, 2011, 2011 Christmas Cracker bonus, 2012, 2013, bonus Christmas food video for 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 with Bonus Episode, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, and 2021 which was done live. He made an Advent Calendar series for several year, opening one item a day and reviewing it. He found the Lego and fake Lego ones to be both great of being Lego-ish and particularly odious for not releasing the parts in the order of the instructions, as well as how most of them are packaged in a way that no finished model will be ready until nearly a month after starting. | |
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Iconic Outfit | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_6f33059b | comment |
Iconic Outfit: Black suit with red tie (as per the channel logo/avatar). Early on, he was almost always wearing this outfit when he showed up on camera, but as years went on and his on-screen appearances increased (whether on his channel or elsewhere), his attire turned more casual. | |
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Excuse Plot | |
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The Atari ST version of Night Walk ends with "Congratulations on your escape you are free to leave the cemetary[sic] with your life!" (which has absolutely nothing to do with the plot outlined on the back of the box) followed by the generic "GAME OVER" you get for losing all your lives. The Commodore Amiga version simply ends with "THE END" and no congratulatory text. | |
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Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs | |
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Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: In the My Little Pony Mystery Bags video, Ashens describes his friend Andy as "very keen on chemicals, fire and chemical fires". No points for guessing what happens to the items featured in said video. | |
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"Not Making This Up" Disclaimer | |
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"Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: In the Human Killing Machine review, when it's revealed that once you defeat Igor, you must fight his dog, who is named Shepski. Does this twice in his Star Wars figure review: once when he mentions that two of Chewbacca's family members are Itchy and Lumpy; and again when he brings up Chewbacca taking up a disguise as a bounty hunter in the Shadows of the Empire saga. | |
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Put on a Bus | |
| Stuart Ashen (Web Video) / int_754df088 | comment |
Put on a Bus: Quincy the Caterpillar Who Sings Obscure Beatles Songs was a recurring favorite in the early years, but he was fired for singing a Monkees song instead (presumably he was dropped to avoid the legal hassles, just like the original version of Chef Excellence). | |
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From Bad to Worse | |
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From Bad to Worse: Frequent in his review of terrible tech. | |
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A Tankard of Moose Urine | |
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A Tankard of Moose Urine: Bought Tesco Value red wine as a comedy prop for his Ixo Vino review, since it's in a carton and not actually openable by the item. He actually tries the drink out of curiosity, and likens the taste to "ink and vinegar". | |
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Let Us Never Speak of This Again | |
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Let Us Never Speak of This Again: | |
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Suspiciously Similar Song | |
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Suspiciously Similar Song:invoked The Pop Stations do this a lot with horrible beeping renditions of well known music. This ranges from songs like "The Entertainer" and Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" to the theme from the original Super Mario Bros. and The South Bank Show theme. They rarely go unnoticed by Stuart. A Tetris knock-off for the Quickshot Supervision plays a theme similar to the first level music in Super Mario Land. A built in game for the Game King plays a theme similar to the theme of the original Castlevania. One particularly odd example was the LTPS Handy Game's "version" of Counter-Strike, which featured a screechy, badly-recreated snippet of Can't Take my Eyes Off You. | |
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Marshmallow Dream | |
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Marshmallow Dream: Subverted in his recording on the JVC Marshmallow headset: | |
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Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking | |
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Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: His review of the Chintendo (or "Ken Sing Ton") Vii showed that it was a simplified NES in design with a Wii controller slapped on, 2D PlayStation 1-esque graphics, weighed nothing even with a small lump of useless metal inside it, and had cost him financially and mentally very much. His reason for giving it a 0/10? No lanyard (when the box said there would be one included). From his review of the Playmobil Blind Bags: In the video where he announces that he'll be appearing at MCM 2015, Stuart was in the middle of some sort of ritual before he started talking about the convention and started recording. As a result, there are three items on the couch: from left to right, a skull with "THEY" written on the forehead, a lit candle placed inside of a Yog-Sothoth candle holder, and a Wii Fit Trainer amiibo (which is notorious among collectors for its rarity). | |
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Cuteness Proximity | |
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Cuteness Proximity: Whenever he brings one of his pets onto the show, he tends to act especially cute with them, in a weird way—such as looking for his dog, Oscar ("Where's Oscar-dog? There he is!) so he can poke him, or asking his guinea pig if he's going to going to turn into a god-monster. "Yeees! Are you going to go on a rampage? Yeees!" | |
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Continuity Cavalcade | |
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Continuity Cavalcade: This video has several Call Backs to previous POP Station videos (his experience with Ben Miller playing the Basketball game with his extreme patience, the presence of cheerleaders in the Football game that don't exist in real European football matches, etc.). | |
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Ratings Stunt | |
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Ratings Stunt: In his review of Limited Special Collector's Ultimate Edition video games, while reviewing the contents of SoulCalibur 5's packaging, an envelope addressed to Tom Bishop falls into view. After discussing Bishop's disappearance, he formulates a self-described "desperate plan to bring in extra viewers (yeah, I said it)": if Bishop does not pick it up in a week, Ashen will break the law by opening the parcel in his next video, and review whatever is inside. This, of course, leads into the events of The Proxy... | |
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Star Wars (Franchise) | |
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And again in the Star Wars Action Figures episode, albeit on accident after a crappy Darth Vader toy shined a bright LED in his eye. Borders on an Atomic F-Bomb. | |
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Motor Mouth | |
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Motor Mouth: His talk at Norwich Gaming Festival 2017 about Hareraiser includes a part where he rattles off all the computers Hareraiser was released on (9 of them) in FIVE SECONDS. | |
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Pun | |
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Forms of patronizing marketing also manages to piss Ashen off. He expressed his displeasure at the Flip Video's slogans plastered all over its packaging, and actually refused to properly review a set of Carpenter earbuds due to the pretentious-sounding description on the back of its box, especially with its would/wood pun. | |
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Straight Man | |
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Straight Man: Ashens' friend Dan, who appears (perhaps unwittingly) in many of his videos. | |
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Hellraiser (Franchise) | |
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After introducing the horrible nightmarish E.T. he mentions that the fan who contributed it also sent it in the original box. The box he then shows is the Lament Configuration. | |
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Exactly What It Says on the Tin | |
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Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of His fake book "Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey", which is a book that has the phrase "Shades of grey." written 50,000 times. | |
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Reality Is Unrealistic | |
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Reality Is Unrealistic: Regardless of what fictional quirks and oddities he has alluded to for his on-screen persona over the years, they all pale into comparison beside the fact that the real life Ashen apparently keeps Double Dragon arcade boards in his oven. | |
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Joke and Receive | |
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Joke and Receive: While reviewing a Collector's Edition version of Gears of War 3, Ashen comes across a Cog Medal awarded to "Doctor" Adam Fenix (father of series protagonist Marcus Fenix.) Given that Ashen knows how half the cast of the Gears series are all steroided up bodybuilders, he jokes that "Doctor" Adam is probably just another musclebound Rob Liefeld style giant of a man just like his son but in a white coat...only to find a photo of Adam in the same box and learn that that is exactly what Adam looks like. Just without the lab coat. Reviewing video games from a 90's-themed subscription box, he noted they were pretty good and joked that an 80's box would have the infamous Atari E.T. game. Sure enough, he opens the 80's box next and has to cut because he dissolves into laughter upon seeing the E.T. game on top. | |
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Eldritch Abomination | |
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Eldritch Abomination: Bort Sompson. Referenced in regards to a Fight Club ripoff action figure whose face has been printed wrongly. Also used when talking about a doll from Poundland. After burning it, of course. He used the term again when talking about the Bridesmaid doll in the second Poundland Girl's Toys Special. He said it went beyond "Eldritch abomination" and into "harbinger of the apocalypse" levels. Also, the Interactive E.T. is worse than anything Lovecraft could think of. The "grass masks" from the 2013 Playmobil Advent Calendar turn out to be shapeshifting versions of this. | |
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Bait-and-Switch | |
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Bait-and-Switch: The second Girls' Toys review came out directly after The Proxy. The first thing he says: Also, the 3DS Mii QR video. the first QR code does give you Noseybonk as promised. The subsequent codes... do not. The one labelled "Excellence" gets you a Mii with a mouth where his eyes should be and a mole or single eye on his chin named "Cylox 7", the one labelled "Godmonster" gets you the Forever Alone face, and the one labelled "Ashens" gives a tall, slender woman with a backwards three on her face named "I AM 3". Also included is a Mentski Mii called HUSSSSSSSS. | |
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Medium Awareness | |
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Medium Awareness: He notes at the conclusion of his "12 Days of Tat-mas" video series that the Silver Skull is unlikely to make good on his threat to return because "I get bored of recurring characters very quickly". | |
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Drinking Game | |
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Drinking Game: Dr. Ashen gives one to the viewer in the description of the Barcode Battler video. | |
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Spell My Name with an S | |
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Spell My Name With An S: An old review of a knockoff Minecraft toy replaced V's with U's (possibly due to poor font recognition and translation, cemented by its utterly bizarre spiel on the back), meaning Steve becomes "Steue?" (yes, the question mark is attached to it) and the villager becomes "Uillager." | |
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There Is No Kill Like Overkill | |
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There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Apparently the only way he could adequately review the dancing Jar Jar Binks toy was with two hammers. And a blowtorch. | |
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BBC Quarry | |
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BBC Quarry: Discussed in his review of the Doctor Who LCD Adventure Game, where he explains that whenever the Doctor actually goes to a foreign planet in the seventies, it usually looks like a rock quarry in Wales — the reason being it literally was, to his understanding. | |
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Creepy Doll | |
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Creepy Doll: Shows up in the "Poundland Girls' Toys Special". His reaction? Kill It with Fire. There's also the horrifying Macaulay Culkin doll with its disturbing pullstring voice box. | |
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Harmless Villain | |
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Harmless Villain: The Silver Skull, as Stuart points out in his checklist. Hideously averted for Noseybonk, however. | |
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Rewriting Reality | |
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Rewriting Reality: Dr. Ashen meets the man who cracked the Source Code of the Universe in Episode 1 of Tech Dump. Depressingly though, the man was obsessed with spontaneously creating Booty Parties out of thin air. | |
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Third-Person Person | |
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Third-Person Person: The Silver Skull. | |
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Helpless with Laughter | |
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Helpless with Laughter: Stuart once had to abandon a take and redo the video because he wasn't used to the text on the box during the first take and couldn't read it without bursting into laughter at the sheer amount of mangled, barely-intelligible-at-best English on the box. He tried to continue after gems like "funny laughter key" and "6 act or talk like a fool key", but was forced to give up after discovering that, as a result of translating the Chinese phonetic guides, the box gave nicolas, Marty, Antonio Stella bottom tile, and ji plug pu · melon nai as alternate names for Nicola Amati, Antonio Stradivari, and Giuseppe Guarneri, respectively. | |
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SpecialEffectsFailure | |
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Special Effects Failure: In-Universe. Pretty much the whole point of his feature, Top 5 Rubbish Movie Monsters. | |
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"Blind Idiot" Translation: Nearly every foreign product has manuals filled with this. It's so bad that Dr. Ashen is angry when it doesn't happen. Sometimes even the name is badly translated. It's gotten to the point where he can read them as clearly as properly spoken English, and should probably be considered fluent in word salads. | |
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Saying Sound Effects Out Loud | |
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"Rip! Tear! Rend!" in a dull monotone when unwrapping things. | |
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Evil Genius | |
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Evil Genius: According to Guru Larry and Wez, at least. | |
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Trivially Obvious | |
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Trivially Obvious: During his review of the Terminator 1.8 device, he tries to figure out what game "Stone" was based on. He initially guesses Columns, but realizes that Columns had three rows of blocks per falling piece, as opposed to two. He then guesses Dr. Mario, but realizes that there are no special blocks to clear to complete a stage. Finally, he declares, "There's lots of games similar to this. This is one of them!" | |
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Retraux | |
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Retraux: His 75,000-subscriber milestone video is a repost of his very first video review. The title screen for "Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of" is made to look like the error screen from a Commodore Amiga. His Matchbox Linkits review features a song meant to sound it it was from the 1980's but was actually recorded in 2011. He occasionally makes "gameplay" videos of fake 8-bit computer games like a Game of Thrones adaption, a Valentine's Day game where the player has to buy the right products to impress their significant other, and of course: Vinnie Vole's Existential Nightmare. | |
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The Tape Knew You Would Say That | |
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The Tape Knew You Would Say That: In his Onda e-book review, Ashen pronounces "Amazon" wrong a few times, then later reveals he did it deliberately to bait the more impulsive viewers into writing comments on the video expressing obnoxious corrections on the pronunciation before watching the review further. The result was several removed comments. | |
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TastesLikeFeet | |
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Tastes Like Feet: He uses this trope a lot when he reviews food items. Examples include him describing cheap mallow candy with a rubbery taste as "like eating part of a motor", cheap wine from Tesco is "ink and vinegar", and he describes cream soda as "fizzy phlegm." | |
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Take a Third Option | |
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Take a Third Option: His Extra Ashens Blind Bags series consists of reviewing various blind bags or pods (containers that contain a random toy figurine in a series) before deciding whether to put them on 'The Shelf of Interesting Items' or burn them with his blowtorch. He later added extra options such as the Drawer of Purgatory, the Box of Shame, and the Skull of Mystery. In an early review comparing the Creative Vado and Flip Video Ultra camcorders he tells the audience which one he would recommend, he tells the viewers to not buy either of them and just keep their money. | |
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Loads and Loads of Loading | |
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Loads and Loads of Loading: Combined with The Elevator from Ipanema on a few occasions. Thinking about it...thinking about it...thinking about it... | |
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Tyop on the Cover | |
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Tow Heroes Recounter | |
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Poke the Poodle | |
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Poke the Poodle: Ashens does this by literally poking his dog, who is a poodle, while checking off a list of tropes on this very page. | |
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Rimshot | |
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Rimshot: He does one in the Camp Rock LCD game. | |
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More Teeth than the Osmond Family | |
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More Teeth than the Osmond Family: Discussed in his March Loot Crate review, when examining the Colossal Titan on the Attack on Titan manga. | |
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13 Is Unlucky | |
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13 Is Unlucky: On Day 13 of the 2019 advent calendars, Ashens opens his door to find that there's nothing inside. | |
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Eldritch Location | |
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Eldritch Location: The ice field from the Turbo board game is depicted as such. | |
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Kill It with Fire | |
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Kill It with Fire: | |
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Word Salad Title | |
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Word Salad Title: Each of the Poundland Special videos are named with one word from each of the items shown strung together, resulting in titles like "Crawling Beyblade Toilet Vehicle Set" Retieval Mankind's Batman, as well as other POP Station jargon. | |
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Values Dissonance | |
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Values Dissonance: When looking over a 1961 novelties catalogue Ashens is quite taken aback by how many of these "harmless pranks" involve explosives. In "Stupidly Long Crap Food Special" he's baffled by the US legal drinking age. | |
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Stay in the Kitchen | |
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Stay in the Kitchen: He sarcastically uses this trope in response to a Transformers blind bag with a "Boys' Toys" label on the packaging. Being a Doctor of Psychology, he's qualified to speak on the matter. | |
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This Is Gonna Suck | |
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Inverted on occasion with "What could possibly go right?" | |
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Fridge Logic | |
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Fridge Logic: invokedWhile reading a letter from Peter Popoff: | |
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Sarcasm Mode | |
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Any time a crafts kit for children shows up in his videos, he'll attempt to make it and the result will either be horribly mangled on purpose with Ashen saying "They just never come out the way they're supposed to" or it'll be decorated with several scrawls of the words "Fuck", "Piss", and "Arse". Sometimes, both! | |
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It's Personal | |
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It's Personal: The games featured in Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of are mostly ones which Ashen bought as a child and still feels angry about wasting money on. | |
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Overly Long Gag | |
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Overly Long Gag: The "Charity Video" At the end of the POP Station Watch 4: Fake PSP v2 Review. The Dancing Jar Jar Binks "Review." | |
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Killed Mid-Sentence | |
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Killed Mid-Sentence: Sort of. In the Nanodots Review video, at the end after the credits screen, he's messing about with them and using a closeup. "Man, I really hope the magnetic fields from this aren't damaging my camco-*VIDEO ENDS*" | |
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong? | |
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?: Right after the announcement of his intention to upload a new video every day during Christmas 2010 for "The Twelve Days of Tatmas". More directly in the 8th entry in that series, in which he attempts to assemble Christmas crackers. Inverted on occasion with "What could possibly go right?" | |
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Eye Scream | |
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Eye Scream: When reviewing a knock-off Darth Vader action figure with a light-up lightsaber, Ashen accidentally shines the light in his eye when pressing the button before putting in the lightsaber. He does not take it well. | |
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World of Weirdness | |
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World of Weirdness: The show is technically set in the Reviewaverse due to cameos. And if you watched Ashens and the Quest for the Game Child, you know his universe is weird. | |
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The Password Is Always "Swordfish" | |
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The Password Is Always "Swordfish": One of his guests revealed the password to God's source code. It's Password. | |
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Lens Flare | |
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In his "Video Game Tat" video, He holds up a video game case that would reveal an activation code if he hadn't put a fake Lens Flare on top of it, and annotates on video: "'Obscured by Fake Lens Flare' would be a good name for a prog rock band." | |
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Adaptation Dye-Job | |
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Adaptation Dye-Job: Chef Excellence the puppet has much darker skin than the model he's based on. Also, his hair is black, rather than the lighter tone on the box. Dan Tomlinson's portrayal of him in The Quest For The Game Child has lighter skin than the puppet version but still has darker hair than the original. | |
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Accentuate the Negative | |
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Accentuate the Negative: Being ripoffs of other consoles and generally being really bad, POP Stations inspire a lot of this in Ashen's reviews. The Poundland Special series, as well as the holiday tat reviews, tend to focus more on this than anything. | |
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The Many Deaths of You | |
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The Many Deaths of You: For him, it was The Many Quick Deaths of You. He had two videos timing the fastest deaths in video games. One game killed you in less than a second. | |
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And I Must Scream | |
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And I Must Scream: In the second episode of Ashen's Tech Dump, he reviews three (thankfully fictional) games, one of which is known as Vinnie the Vole's Existential Nightmare, which made for huge amounts of nightmare fuel when Ashen found out the game consists entirely of the titular Vole wandering around a dark, plain square room. He then freezes with a terrified look on his face, then runs from side-to-side making a beeping noise supposed to be screaming, then runs into the corner, holds a gun to his head, closes his eyes and the screen goes black after a dull electronic pffut sound is heard. YOUR FAULT The game has been defictionalized, including a ZX Spectrum homebrew flavor. At least one Let's Play channel not familiar with Dr Ashen reviewed it under the impression it was a real game. On his website's forum, Ashen revealed a Facebook message he read on the Vinnie Vole fanpage: This inspired him to make up his own rules for a board game: The Polly Pocket animal object things are noted to be in a perpetual state of pain and suffering after being fused with inanimate objects via Polly's psychotic experiments. | |
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Separated by a Common Language | |
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Attempted aversion. In the "Oriental Hero" episode of "Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of" he points out that the word "oriental" does not bear the same connotations in England as it does in America. | |
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Spell My Name with a "The" | |
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Spell My Name with a "The": THE GOOSE from the Easter 2013 special. | |
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Soundtrack Dissonance | |
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One particularly odd example was the LTPS Handy Game's "version" of Counter-Strike, which featured a screechy, badly-recreated snippet of Can't Take my Eyes Off You. | |
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Off-Model | |
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He comedically misinterprets the " Not For Children Under 3" logo note which consists of a cartoon infant in a "no" sign accompanied by the numbers "0-3" as "Naught to three Sad Onions". He'll mention if the Sad Onion is Off-Model and dub it under a new emotion. | |
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Oh, Crap! | |
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Oh, Crap!: Done by Chef Excellence in this video, with slightly stronger language. Again with "slightly" stronger language when Stuart tries to prepare beer bread with his friend, when he suddenly realises what he left in the oven. A silent yet perfect example is when he discovers the packet of utterly revolting Creme Egg knock-offs he has just tried has a goddamn MAGGOT lurking within. Sharp eyed viewers may note it wasn't there before the jump cut. Because it was made of rubber and added during said jump cut by a third party, as confirmed shortly after its discovery | |
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Trademark Favorite Food | |
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Trademark Favorite Food: He seems to like celery. He's fond of Cadbury cream eggs and Kinder Surpise chocolate as well, going by his reaction to them. He's also a fan of seafood, as evidenced by him liking some of the seafood featured on his food specials. | |
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Deadpan Snarker | |
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Deadpan Snarker: He doesn't hold anything back against the "products" he reviews. Emphasis on the "Deadpan," too, as he's usually extremely calm-voiced during his inferior product reviews. Also accentuates his skill with Precision F-Strikes. | |
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Viewers Are Morons | |
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Viewers Are Morons: He takes offense at the Play Station Vita's "Welcome Park" tutorial program, which has the voiceover of a children's show. He doesn't even give it 10 seconds before he rudely cuts it off. | |
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Accidental Misnaming | |
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Accidental Misnaming: During the PCP Station LTPS Handy Game review, Ashen accidentally refers to the PSP Go as the "PCP Go", immediately correcting himself after doing so. | |
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Interactive Fiction | |
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Interactive Fiction: "Who Stole My Sofa?" is one done through a main video with annotations leading to unlisted branches, although there's really only one real ending, with some of the choices leading to the same results, but in different ways, though they are hilarious. It features Stuart on a journey to find who stole his missing sofa, with guest crossovers with KickThePJ, Dan Bull, Emma Pickles, Dan and Phil, and WorldOfTheOrange. Sponsored by Dr. Pepper! | |
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Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch | |
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Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch: In-Universe, in the 2012 Halloween special the Silver Skull reviews a number of horror films sold in Poundland despite not having seen any of them. | |
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Catchphrase | |
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Catchphrase: Occasionally teases about making one up, but always decides against it. Two options were "Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags!" and "Thumbs up to Dingoo!" "Let's see what lurks inside." "Rip! Tear! Rend!" in a dull monotone when unwrapping things. "Marvellous." "Well done, lads." "He lied." Another variant of that is, "Oh, wait. I lied." Another is "He lied through his teeth." Early in a review he will make a Captain Obvious comment along the lines of "It's a (thing)" or "It's got a (thing)" in a pained, Dalek-like voice. A skeptical "Hmmmmm" after he reads a line of Blatant Lies product description. Making a *sniff* noise to punctuate how ridiculous something is. "Nought-to-three sad onions."note The "not for children under three" pictograph does indeed look like a sad onion. "Not entirely convinced by this..." (when talking about a product) "I don't know, and you know what? I don't care." Any videos to do with Chef Excellence will always have "An excellent X" somewhere, be it the video itself, the title or description. "We may never know or care." "Y'know, just like the [real counterpart of the Shoddy Knockoff Product] doesn't." "Mmmmm, cheap and nasty." "It's just like ________, only the same/rubbish." "Dearie me." "...Fair enough", usually after reading out some incomprehensible Translation Trainwreck instructions. "Hello!" to the point where he has it engraved on the back of his iPad. "It's Poundland Special time again!" "Wow, Everything a growing boy needs!" Whenever he reads a long list of features written on a product's packaging. "Blimey, crikey, O'Riley" has been popping up quite a bit lately. "To be brutally honest..." "What a load of old guff/rubbish/tut/bollocks/etc." After winning an easy first level of a game: "I now declare myself Master of the Universe." "Oh my giddy aunt." "...which likely contains a variety of eyelids/anuses/labia/scrota/etc."note When talking about poor-quality meat products purchased from pound shops. "..looks like the contents of a catheter bag." note when talking about a horrific-looking drink; variations include "something that dripped out of a catheter bag", "something you'd find in a catheter bag" and specifying either an old man's catheter bag or a corpse's. "What more could you/anyone want/ask for?" Usually in a sarcastic tone, but sometimes serious when talking about something actually good. In the Poundworld Closure Special he briefly adopts the catchphrase "You can't argue with value like that!" He then tries to take it literally, and decides that while it is physically possible to argue with it there would be no point in doing so since 'value' is a concept and therefore can't argue back. He eventually messes up the catchphrase and comes up with the new one: "Hats? I don't even dance!", though he immediately abandons that due to it making no sense whatsoever. | |
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Be Careful What You Wish For | |
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Be Careful What You Wish For: Anvil-dropped in the Toy Box, Geek Gear July 2016 video. While reviewing the 90s box, Ashen joked about how the 80s box would probably come with the notorious E.T. game after being all pleased with receiving a copy of Link's Awakening DX for the Game Boy. A while later he moves on to the 80s box and find that there is indeed a copy of E.T. in there, and broke down corpsing. After finally regaining his composure, he warned viewers to never ever joke about these kinds of things because they may become true. | |
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Loophole Abuse | |
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Loophole Abuse: Invoked; an art contest he held had, among its guidelines, "no digital entries". So a contestant mailed him a cassette tape. | |
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Everyone Has Standards | |
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Everyone Has Standards: He refuses to burn Lego products or knock off products that are very similar to Lego. Even if he's very displeased by it, as seen in his review miniseries on the Lego Star Wars Advent calendar. | |
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Epic Fail | |
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Epic Fail: His attempts at building a Christmas cracker from a kit set the sofa on fire and reduced him to a gibbering wreck. And that's before he set off all the gunpowder. In his review/playthrough of the board game Turbo with Guru Larry, he somehow came in third of two players.note He was beaten to the finish line first by Guru Larry, then by the NPC ambulance of all things. The Apple Newton's handwriting recognition was already long known to be awful by the time he got around to reviewing it, but probably the most egregiously awful result in the video was when he wrote "Stiffkey" and the device somehow interpreted it as "H". | |
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Take That! | |
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Take That!: His famous no-money computer building guide is one long build-up to a jab against VIA and ATI. Ashen lets you know exactly how he feels about actor Kevin James at the end of his Game.com review. After several questions about the Heinz pasta ads YouTube put at the beginning of videos, Chef Excellence made him a plate. Ashen's wasn't exactly pleased with the dish. From the tags on that same video: salt, salty, too salty, too much salt, blimey these are salty He has taken many stabs at U2. At the end of his Game King review, he calls the British royal family an "ugly and outdated embarrassment with no real power behind it." (Comparing them to the Game King unit.) After he says this, a fake Xbox 360 achievement notification pops up reading: "Achievement unlocked: Treason". In his video reviewing Oriental Hero, as he confesses to "using the power of cheating" to beat the game, the screen cuts to Rob Pilatus and Fab Morvan. His video reviewing Star Wars: Episode 1 battle bags, he compares watching The Phantom Menace for the first time to cutting up a damp bin bag full of goo and other unpleasantness, then immediately lampshades it. During the Bean Boozled Jelly Beans video, after Stuart and Dan have both gotten the "bad" jellybeans twice in a row, the following exchange happens: During his review of the Rocket League Mystery Orbs, he talks about how it's a good thing that the game doesn't tie a price to its cosmetic items or how advantages aren't tied to microtransactions, wondering who would be greedy enough to do so. As he's saying this, he slowly brings a Stormtrooper figurine into frame. YouTube's new recommendation algorithmnote The algorithm of determining which videos get showcased at the main page of the website, thus earning more ad revenue of favoring longer videos has become the new beef of some people, Ashen included. His response to this change? Upload a video of a can of chopped tomatoes being rotated on a turntable to stock music that runs for 12 hours, along with an "apology" message. The ending to "Ashens Halloween Special 2020", where Stuart uses the Spirit Board (AKA Ouija Board) to contact Joan of Arc and ask her what her favorite milkshake was. The board instead spells "THIS VIDEO IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Raid: Shadow Legends"note a game that is mostly known for being the sponsor for many YouTubers, to the point that "This video is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends is now an internet meme", which causes Stuart to push the board away while exclaiming "Oh my god this thing is evil!" | |
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Hypocritical Humor | |
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Hypocritical Humor: After the segment where Harry Partridge does a small review in Ashen's style in the "Ultra-Cheap Action Figures" video. | |
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A Good Name for a Rock Band | |
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A Good Name for a Rock Band: In his "Video Game Tat" video, He holds up a video game case that would reveal an activation code if he hadn't put a fake Lens Flare on top of it, and annotates on video: "'Obscured by Fake Lens Flare' would be a good name for a prog rock band." From his Matchbox Linkits video: he mentions a figure with undefined limbs as "bumbling along on stumps" which he later adds is also the name of "a really good folk album." In his Worldwide Food Special he says some low-quality tuna spread tasted like "dirty sea water" which he then states would be a good name for a bluegrass band. In his review of the 80's The Incredible Hulk pop-up book, he says the phrase "exciting punching Hulk" and later says it would be a good name for a death metal band. In his Deadstone Valley figures review he suggests the name "Fatal Jawbreaker" for a heavy metal band name. In a variation of this trope, when he finally reviewed Chanticleer Hegemony, he described the game as being more like "Screechy Chicken Nightmare". He then comments that it's a great name for a new branch of KFC. Inverted in Japanese Seafood Special: The Revenge, in which he says that "a hint of shrimp" is a very bad name for a Heavy Metal band. In his Astronaut Space Food video with Barry Lewis, he brings up that both "Freeze-Dried Neapolitan Kebab" and "Third Eyebrow" are good names for a prog rock band. In "Surstromming Taste Test", he gets worried that the fermented fish will make his house smell of death and acid, then quips that "Death and Acid" is also the name of his favourite band. | |
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It Makes Sense in Context | |
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It Makes Sense in Context: Ashens drinking from a "Boobee" | |
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Timed Mission | |
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Timed Mission: A video where he set himself the task of reviewing 10 items in 10 minutes. | |
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Precision F-Strike | |
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The FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN, which is the worst of the bad Lootcrate items he's ever gotten, has been mentioned several times after when he has low expectations of something, always with the Precision F Strikes. Exaggerated when Lootcrate sends him an entire shipment of crowns as a "thank you" present, complete with a troll face picture, of which Stuart isn't that surprised with. | |
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Mascot with Attitude | |
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Mascot with Attitude: At one point he said that Chef Excellence's Stay Fresh Cheese Bags sounded like the sign-off of an Eighties mascot — "Stay fresh, cheesebags!" | |
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Berserk Button | |
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Berserk Button: Lanyards (wrist straps, like on the Wii remote, not the kind you put around your neck). They set him off because every piece of retro tat comes with one. "They're a waste of the planet. The campaign starts here." Incidentally, his way of getting rid of them seems to be selling them with his DVD. Forms of patronizing marketing also manages to piss Ashen off. He expressed his displeasure at the Flip Video's slogans plastered all over its packaging, and actually refused to properly review a set of Carpenter earbuds due to the pretentious-sounding description on the back of its box, especially with its would/wood pun. He rage quits the Welcome Park app in his PS Vita review after he felt patronized by it. Don't give Max Hoffman cheese bags to Chef Excellence. Just don't. In his Adventure Time Mystery Bag, he didn't like how Jake is just repaint of Finn's figure. Automated phone systems. He has made two videos (one even using Doctor Who footage which he overdubbed himself) to air his annoyance for them. In his April 2015 Loot Crate review, he repeatedly rages about the box containing a "FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN." Loot Crate of course responded with sending him an entire box of crowns. Ashen knew what it was going to be even before he opened the box. Ashen hates the Super-Deformed aesthetic, and bemoans its pervasiveness in collectibles. Ashen goes on a rant in the NES Mini review about the pervasiveness of "retro" collectibles in the UK that are fashioned on consoles like the NES, which were not actually all that successful in that country relative to home computers like the Spectrum and the Amiga (or even competition such as the Sega Master System), and for which therefore there is no strong cultural memory, but which people now think were what were in use in the UK in the 80s. | |
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Plucky Comic Relief | |
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He pretty much popularized the image of kid's show Plucky Comic Relief Noseybonk as a murderous Memetic Psychopath. | |
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Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence | |
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Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: He thinks this is what will happen to Shane in the Camp Rock LCD game. | |
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Slasher Smile | |
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Slasher Smile: To this day, all the comments of his Video Remix Competition announcement video talk about is his expression at the start of the video◊. | |
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Brief Accent Imitation | |
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Brief Accent Imitation: Has taken to putting on a John Major-esque "boring nerd" voice when reading out bits of instruction labels, especially those relating to things like safety disclaimers. | |
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Jump Scare | |
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Jump Scare: He reacts to jump cuts in a similar startled way as a Running Gag. A mild one occurs in his 2012 easter special involving his Slasher Smile-laden face affixed to an image of a pink easter bunny accompanied by a Scare Chord. The Bruce Forsyth mask as The Stinger to the "Bag of Crap" video. | |
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Cutting the Knot | |
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Cutting the Knot: Almost literally. He uses a pair of bolt cutters on a metal puzzle to untangle it. | |
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Fun with Acronyms | |
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Fun with Acronyms: The company behind some of the Royal Wedding Tat had the unfortunate acronym PMS. Another one is a company called Tronic Ace Technology Ltd. (TAT) | |
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Chuck Cunningham Syndrome | |
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Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: In the early years of the channel, bit characters like the Silver Skull, Chef Excellence (namely in puppet form before the release of the Game Child movie), Noseybonk and the Godmonster of Indian Flats (Ashens has explained that there wasn't much suitable footage of the Godmonster in the first place) made regular appearances in his videos. Since the mid-2010s, these characters have been quietly retired and their appearances had gotten scarcer even by that point. Only Quincy the caterpillar got a proper sendoff (see Put on a Bus) and the grass masks are still involved in the advent calendar videos. | |
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Pet-Peeve Trope | |
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Pet-Peeve Trope: Four-Point Scale. | |
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Big Damn Movie | |
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Big Damn Movie: Ashens and the Quest for the Game Child. Followed up with Ashens and the Polybius Heist | |
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Insane Troll Logic | |
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Insane Troll Logic: Ashens creates a book called Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey which contains the phrase "shades of grey" repeated fifty thousand times. He reasons that since Fifty Shades of Grey was so popular, and his book contains a thousand times more shades of grey, then his book will be a thousand times more popular. | |
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Blah, Blah, Blah | |
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Blah, Blah, Blah: Tends to do this as he skims through uninteresting bits of the text he reads. | |
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Way Past the Expiration Date | |
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Way Past the Expiration Date: Various segments of Ashen's Food Specials involve him examining, cooking and even tasting packaged/tinned food and drinks that are years, if not decades, past their expiry date. The record is now a 180 year-old bottle of olives. He doesn't try eating them. | |
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Shout-Out | |
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Shout-Out: To fellow YouTuber Mike Mozart, at the very end of his Ultra-Cheap Action Figures Review. "I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! ...oh, HaiPad." From his A88 review: "Calenda...wasn't that one of the major characters from that old AKIRA manga?" He goes over his "TV Tropes Checklist" at the end of A Christmas Mystery Resolved...which had "Dude, Not Funny!" invoked checked 21 times and features the completely nonexistent "Malensky Trifle" checked off as well. To finish it off, he decided to literally Poke the Poodle. To Mr Ben in his "3D Colour Games" review. "As if by magic...ping!...some Popstations appeared." In his nanodots review, "Magnets? How do they work? The meme then gets played with when he briefly DOES explain how magnets work. To Chriddof when he announced the winners of a contest. When he reviews the Chef Excellence range of Stray-Fresh bags he notices the "As Seen on TV (In some countries)" label. He says that those countries are probably Latveria and Narnia. A subtle Easter Egg one: in this video at 3:35, all of the PlayStation 2 games on the shelf are Games Within A Show from other pieces of media (except for Polybius, which is more of an urban legend). Lucky Wander Boy, from the novel of the same name by D.B. Weiss (showrunner for Game of Thrones) Bonestorm, from The Simpsons Boiga Bruddas: The Xelerious Objective, from Chainsawsuit Monkey Fracas Jr, from Futurama The end of his Poly Station 3 review had a cameo of Atlas/Frank Fontaine. In the 2012 Olympic Tat review, he namedrops Roose Bolton. At the end of his Star Wars figurines video, he places two action figures nest to each other which play the same sound, announcing, "And now in stereo!" before playing both toys simultaneously. This is a reference to Monty Python's "Man with a Tape Recorder Up His Brother's Nose." Near the end of one of his Poundland Food Specials, Ashens comments that his cousin Steven went to Japan a couple of months ago and visited Amigara Fault. In his YouTube Knightmare "remake" Stuart lists as his special skill: "he can hold his breath for ten minutes." After making the Gingerb- shortbr- cookie house during his 2013 Christmas food video, he sang a little while cleaning up. At the last video of his Not-LEGO special, he does a video on little not-LEGO blind bags. The last set he looks at is full of spaceship models. How does he choose to end the video: He quotes Dexter from the Dial M for Monkey openings during his Sega Nomad video including an imitation of Dexter's voice. In the 9th "10 Reviews in 10 Minues", Stuart compares a yodeling electronic pickle to Shit Pickle. After introducing the horrible nightmarish E.T. he mentions that the fan who contributed it also sent it in the original box. The box he then shows is the Lament Configuration. In the Casio Loopy review, a picture of a young woman in a old-style get-up with a tricorn hat is introduced as "Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower". | |
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Even the Rats Won't Touch It | |
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Even the Rats Won't Touch It: The Stinger for Poundland Food Special shows his dog refusing to touch the "pizza" "snack". | |
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Self-Deprecation | |
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Self-Deprecation: A very large part of his style. He describes himself as a "Professional idiot" in biography sections of his webpages and social network accounts like Twitter. When pressed for his occupation, he insists he is an internet comedian and never brings up his Ph.D. At the end of his Xbox rip-off review: While demonstrating the Seskimo Crabble, his iPhone is playing another video of his which he describes as "some rubbish video made by an idiot." This exchange with the Silver Skull after the Halloween 2012 special: | |
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Dude, Not Funny! | |
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Dude, Not Funny!: By his own account, he's invoked this again and again and has been keeping track with a checklist. This is mostly concerning how people didn't get jokes such as his repeated avoidance of copyright infringement (Considering the YouTube community's troubled history with copyright), or his appearance on The Node. In his review of the POP Station Laden Vs USA, he was clearly beside himself that such an exploitative product exists and is just another POP Station in no way distinguished from the dozens he had reviewed already. Once lampshaded by making a joke about Polish people in his Vita review and remarking "Polish people watching are now going 'hmm' and turning this off; sorry!" | |
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Foreign Queasine | |
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Foreign Queasine: The feature of the "Chinese Delicacy Special". Particularly the Century Egg. Averted in the "Worlwide Food Special", where at the end he proclaims that he will never try Surströmming due to all of the horror stories he's heard about its incredibly strong smell, one of which came from his friend. | |
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Nightmare Face | |
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Nightmare Face: One particular item he comes across is a Bruce Forsyth mask with a disturbingly blank expression on his face.◊ He then exploits this in the post-logo Jump Scare. | |
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Nightmare Fuel | |
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He does the same thing to a creepily distorted-sounding Gangnam Style toy. Surprisingly, it works, and much to his disappointment, he can't get back the distorted sound through the same means. | |
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Every Episode Ending | |
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Every Episode Ending: For Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of, each video episode of it ends with Stuart explaining the developer's unlucky fate, followed by him proclaiming "A fitting punishment!". | |
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GoshDangItToHeck | |
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Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Subverted during the Bean Boozled episode when Dan gets a vomit-flavored jelly bean: | |
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Big "SHUT UP!" | |
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Big "SHUT UP!": He gives one to the annoying nature screensaver towards the end of the iPhone 5G review (jump to 29:25 for when he has his fill). | |
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Schmuck Bait | |
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Schmuck Bait: In a video he made for Bad Teeth (aptly titled *sic* "DO NOT GOOGLE THIS" which talks about Shock Sites - come to think of it, every single site mentioned in the video is schmuck bait in their own accord), he mentions to never search Google for the term "Melon Wedding". If you ignore his warning and do so, google gives you a webpage owned by Ashens that chides you for specifically ignoring him and googling said phrase. | |
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Writing Around Trademarks | |
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The ending to "Ashens Halloween Special 2020", where Stuart uses the Spirit Board (AKA Ouija Board) to contact Joan of Arc and ask her what her favorite milkshake was. The board instead spells "THIS VIDEO IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Raid: Shadow Legends"note a game that is mostly known for being the sponsor for many YouTubers, to the point that "This video is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends is now an internet meme", which causes Stuart to push the board away while exclaiming "Oh my god this thing is evil!" | |
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Mess on a Plate | |
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Mess on a Plate: His review of a canned chicken. What comes out of the tin is a chicken skeleton covered in what morticians call "meat goo," which he jokes must've turned everyone watching vegetarian on the spot. | |
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I Have Many Names | |
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I Have Many Names: The POP Station games often are renamed from one version to the next. Particular note goes to the terrible Street Fighter knockoff, which has been seen in Ashen's videos as: Street Fighter City Fighter Street Overlord Hero in the World Kinght-Erranf Walk Tow Heroes Recounter Super Fighter Immortal Fighter | |
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Waxing Lyrical | |
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Waxing Lyrical: When reviewing the Meze 88 Classics headphones, he holds up a gold-plated socket adaptor and says "Gold. Always believe in your soul." Inadvertently done in the Violin — Wonderful sound, Strange shape review when he read out the lyrics to a Korean pop song called Eternal Morning that was printed on said toy's box. | |
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Subverted Kids' Show | |
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Subverted Kids' Show: Harry Partridge's Bo-Starr, a blatant parody of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983), in Ashen's Tech Dump 4. Also, "Poor Monkey", "Naughty Heffalump", and "Uncle Stories". | |
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Screw This, I'm Outta Here | |
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Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Temporarily, when the Trekking Burger turns out to be an entire hamburger, complete with a bun, in a can. Stuart even jokingly says that the channel is done, because nothing will ever top that. | |
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Mondegreen Gag | |
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Mondegreen Gag: The Reliable Reindeer from the 2019 Advent Calendar sings "On the first day of Christmas, snow-covered trees I see, and a gift, wrapped for me", but Dan mishears it as "On the first day of Christmas, no cardboard trees I see". On day 10, Dan actually gets a cardboard tree, and he's pissed about it. | |
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Eat That | |
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Eat That: One of his most popular bits is consuming various dubious edibles on camera, and it's one of his most requested ones as well, since his reactions are generally rather dramatic. Favorites include him eating a giant gummi-candy foot, the terrifying "anti-pizza," and generic boxed wine. His Easter 2012 contains possibly the two extremes of all the "Eat That"s he's ever done: First, there was a "cream egg" so vile, it caused an immediate Spit Take (for which he later apologized, it being rather unprofessional), and a marshmallow bunny that, while it looked horrifying (its eyes were misaligned and it had a random hole in its forehead), he had to admit actually tasted pretty good. And then came the Chinese Delicacy Special, in which he had a century egg, among other things. Hilarity and Squick ensues. Averted in a short video where he opens a bag of jelly babies that was 17 years old. The contents had all turned rock hard and were colored like ash. The inside of the babies looked like it had rotted. He doesn't eat it, of course, although a number of commentators theorised they would actually be safe to eat. Whilst reviewing some old packs of unopened Garbage Pail Kids stickers from the mid-1980s, he eats the free stick of gum from one of the packets. It turns to "rotting dust" in his mouth, and he provides a picture of the mixture of tiny bits of bubblegum and saliva he spat out. He actually nibbled at possibly the ultimate in expired food—a forty-five year-old military ration. The crackers surprisingly weren't that bad. The candy circle on the other hand... Ashens & Dan eat dead insects. Nothing more than needs to be said. Initially defied in The Stinger of his "Worldwide Food" special with Surströmming, a Swedish "delicacy" made from rotten fish. He states he will never eat any, no matter how much he is sent, citing a story about a man who was kicked out of his apartment for opening a can and a friend who had to throw away their carpet and pants after spilling the juice from some on them. In 2018 though, the culinary masochistic doctor finally caved in and tried Surströmming with Barry. And it turns out, the taste actually isn't that bad when properly prepared; it's the smell that's the main bother. For Christmas 2019, He and Dan each compare what they got in their advent calendars each day, and whoever has the worst item must then eat raw spice from the third advent calendar, which contains 24 packs of spices. Day 13 adds a Kellogs advent calendar with 12 portions of cereal. If the loser can guess the contents of today's door is, he only has to eat the cereal. If he guesses wrong, he has to eat cereal with spices on it. | |
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Tradesnarkâ„¢ | |
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Tradesnarkâ„¢: From Poundland Special 4: "[This fake LEGO set is] from a company called 'Best-Lock—' registered trademark '—Construction Toys'." | |
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A Rare Sentence | |
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A Rare Sentence: From his easter tat special: The first Japanese Seafood Special has this description: In the fourth installment of his Game Boy Extravaganza, while playing the "Run! Run! Run!" minigame: | |
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Rage Quit | |
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Rage Quit: Cadbury's Chocolate Machine Money Box fails to dispense chocolates when Ashen puts some 10-pence coins in. He slams the dispenser into the sofa and tosses it to the floor. He does try one more time afterwards, however, and he finds out if you insert the coin just far enough into the slot, not only do you get the chocolate, but also you don't actually have to drop the coin into the machine. | |
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Intentionally Awkward Title | |
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Intentionally Awkward Title: Two energy drink brands - "Boobee" and "Pussy". | |
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Hilarious Outtakes | |
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Hilarious Outtakes: "Everything Is Always Fine: Violin" is one for his review of the Violin toy. He completely loses it upon reading the Translation Trainwreck rendition of famous violin maker names. In the end, he had to cut the video short because he couldn't continue. | |
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Press Start to Game Over | |
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Press Start to Game Over: Discussed in his "Quickest Game Overs" video and its followup. | |
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The Board Game | |
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The Board Game: He has reviewed several board game adaptations of computer and arcade games. | |
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Suspiciously Specific Denial | |
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Suspiciously Specific Denial: "I'm not recording this, you know." | |
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Percussive Maintenance | |
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Percussive Maintenance: Ashen invokes this, as well as stating the trope name, trying to get the Tomy Racing Turbo to work. He does the same thing to a creepily distorted-sounding Gangnam Style toy. Surprisingly, it works, and much to his disappointment, he can't get back the distorted sound through the same means. | |
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Artistic License – Space | |
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Artistic License – Space: When looking at the Jeli Baff Ashens says that "Planet Purple" is not a good name for a colour because planets are too large to be all one colour- "apart from Mars, 'cause it's red and rubbish". If you look at a picture of Mars◊ you can clearly see that it is far from being consistently red. A better choice would have been Uranus◊, which is an almost perfectly uniform cyan. | |
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O.O.C. Is Serious Business | |
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O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Despite his policies, he's so disgusted by the Mega Bloks World of Warcraft figures that he burns them anyway. However this was right after a rant regarding Mega Bloks no longer being a proper construction toy like LEGO. As he demonstrated with the WoW sets: very few interchangeable bricks are used and instead use specially molded pieces based on whatever license it's based on. So he might have just found a loophole in his policy or he considers Mega Bloks too distant from LEGO to be spared from the torch. | |
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Freudian Slip | |
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Freudian Slip: Both invoked and lampshaded in his Game King review, upon stating Game Boy games would not work on it. Lampshaded in his Game.Com review, when he accidentally gives away his opinion on the Batman and Robin game before showing it. In his live stream Q&A when he's about to tell a story: "Years ago when I worked at an orifice, sorry office..." | |
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Biting-the-Hand Humor | |
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Biting-the-Hand Humor: During the WLL review, the YouTube staff terminate the video when he mocks the partnership program. | |
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Why Won't You Die? | |
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Why Won't You Die?: Ashens shouts this in Punctuated Pounding form while attacking a Jar Jar Binks toy with a hammer. | |
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Vomit Discretion Shot | |
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Vomit Discretion Shot: At least thrice now - once when he found a maggot (actually fake and put there as a prank) in a pack of nasty-tasting chocolate he was sent, at which point he simply abruptly dropped the packet and ran off, again when he ate a portion of a century egg, and the third time being when he drank a massively expired Diet Coke. In all three cases we were treated to a "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY" holding slide featuring a vomiting cartoon Ashens. In the Bean Boozled Jellybeans episode, Dan runs off and vomits into Stuart's toilet after both he and Stuart bite into a rotten egg flavoured jelly bean. | |
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Nightmare Retardant | |
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Nightmare Retardant: He invoked showed 5 examples as he hosts a website showing old trailers. Examples include puppets, a guy in a wetsuit, and a guy wearing a chicken mask. | |
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Le Film Artistique | |
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Le Film Artistique: The review of the Valentine's Day Frying Pan that Chef Excellence made in the Valentine's Day Tat video. | |
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Translation Train Wreck | |
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"...Fair enough", usually after reading out some incomprehensible Translation Trainwreck instructions. | |
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Somewhere, an Entomologist Is Crying | |
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Somewhere, an Entomologist Is Crying: Though it managed to convince Ashens, the "maggot" in the 2012 Easter special don't look remotely realistic if you have had any experience of real maggots. The fake maggot is a slightly translucent white while real maggots are cream or brown, and the fake maggot also lacks the dark patch on the head which real maggots have. A typical maggot is also about a third of the size of the fake maggot. | |
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Uranus Is Showing | |
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Uranus Is Showing: In his video on the Space Phenomena Top Trumps he sarcastically laughs every time he says Uranus. | |
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Engrish | |
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Engrish: If the packaging copy isn't quite written correctly, Ashens will delightfully read it aloud. Done on purpose with his Mivich 7 "game reviews" on HuHa. See, the "console" came from a Banana Republic... | |
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Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness | |
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Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Chanticleer Hegemony. It wasn't reviewed at the time as it wasn't in the box, but Ashens eventually found out what it was and it isn't half as cool as the game's title. It's fancy talk for "Cockfighting" (not that, the illegal sport). When he finally did review it, he confirmed that it's a City Fighter clone but with chickens. | |
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FacePalm | |
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Face Palm: His Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen review. | |
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Drives Like Crazy | |
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Drives Like Crazy: Alluded to in "Poundland Valentines Day Special 2019", when Ashens takes a Valentines' quiz that includes the question "How many times did it take me to pass my driving test?" He answers "Trick question - I never passed, after killing 12 instructors". | |
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Running Gag | |
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Running Gag: Whenever he reads something that should logically be pluralized, like "Realistic color and sound effect" or "Ear phone", he adds, "Just the one." He claimed a few times that he was going to stop using it, but it still comes back on occasion. He comedically misinterprets the " Not For Children Under 3" logo note which consists of a cartoon infant in a "no" sign accompanied by the numbers "0-3" as "Naught to three Sad Onions". He'll mention if the Sad Onion is Off-Model and dub it under a new emotion. He always mentions how the Street Fighter games that come with all of the POP Station variants consist of men ripping their own arms off and throwing them at each other. Argh! Jump Cut! "[sarcastic comment], he lied." His battle with the auto focus. A less frequent one: smiling and clicking his teeth together whenever his reflection shows on the screen of the tat he's reviewing. In his "Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of" segment, describing the modern fate of the companies that made the games as "A FITTING PUNISHMENT!" Potatoes seem to come up an awful lot. Whenever the Engrish warnings on a cheap piece of tat says that "children must be supervised by adult." Ashen will often ask who this Adult person is and where does he come from. When reviewing things in a range of colours, he will often describe them in terms of flavours rather than the colours (such as describing a set of knockoff Power Rangers figures as 'strawberry, apple, lemon, liquourice and blueberry'). "I am going to spend the rest of my life picking this stuff up off the sofa." Or some other similar phrase whenever he ends up with a bunch of shredded up paper/plastic/other substance on the sofa. He deliberately mispronounces samurai as "sam-your-i." If a device plays video, he often uses a footage of him throwing a ninja star and looking at his guilty-faced dog. It became one of the earliest uploads on his extra channel here. Since 2013 he's been describing gross-looking food and drink products as looking like something you'd find in a catheter bag. Whenever a sarcastic "celebration" is called for, he'll put the squeaky Party Light from this video on camera along with whatever is being celebrated. The FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN, which is the worst of the bad Lootcrate items he's ever gotten, has been mentioned several times after when he has low expectations of something, always with the Precision F Strikes. Exaggerated when Lootcrate sends him an entire shipment of crowns as a "thank you" present, complete with a troll face picture, of which Stuart isn't that surprised with. Video Game Tat has a postage package for "Tom Bishop", which was a tie-in to The Proxy, a video that he did. After that, Stuart gets more packages in the other 4 videos. The second one has 2, both addressed to Tom, with Stuart saying In 3, the package (just the one) says "Running Joke" on it. The fourth one, surprisingly, doesn't have one. The 5th one has one that says "BUM" on it. Any time a crafts kit for children shows up in his videos, he'll attempt to make it and the result will either be horribly mangled on purpose with Ashen saying "They just never come out the way they're supposed to" or it'll be decorated with several scrawls of the words "Fuck", "Piss", and "Arse". Sometimes, both! Apologizing to headphone users whenever particularly loud or crinkly packaging is being opened. Whenever a product tries to involve an obvious Visual Pun or Stealth Pun as a part of their name or design, Ashens will describe it in nauseating detail and then repeat "Do you see? Do you see?! DO YOU SEE?!" in an increasingly angry tone. | |
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My Little Panzer | |
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My Little Panzer: Many of the toys he's reviewed he's speculated to be rather unsafe to actually give to a child, common features being sharp edges, plastic that can easily shatter, LEDs that qualify as Sensory Abuse, etc. The crown jewel, however, has to be the "Space Gun" with a real working laser pointer. Because giving something that can cause eye damage for a kid to point at people is a great idea. | |
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I Call It "Vera" | |
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I Call It "Vera": Mocked- in his Archos Gamepad/JXD 7800B review, he jokingly states that his two arcade cabinets are named "Betsy" and "Bertha". Lampshaded in his "World's Sharpest Knife" review where he compares the titular knife to his bread knife named "Billy". | |
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Comically Missing the Point | |
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Comically Missing the Point: During his review of Chef Excellence's "Stay Fresh System" bread bags, Ashen reads on the box that the bread bags do not require a seal, causing him to think the box is referring to the aquatic mammal. When reviewing the Ixo Vino wine cork attatchment, he uses it on a cardboard Tesco Value wine carton and declares the product useless before bringing in a proper bottle of San Lorenzo. While reviewing a Bella Sara blindbag (some All Girls Like Ponies type series), Ashens reads the slogan "Journey into a magical world of horses" on the bag | |
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Special Edition Title | |
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Special Edition Title: Most of the time the normal opening animation has the semi-silhouetted Ashen on it, the opening beeps and finally Ashen saying "Hello!" as the title turns red and googly eyes appear on his image. On occasion, this animation changes, however. For "Poundland Specials", the googly eyes are changed to pound coins, and Ashen instead declares "Cheapo!" For the "Food Specials", the Ashen image instead vomits and Ashen himself provides the vocal. "Popstation Watch" usually involves a siren and a Popstation circling around Ashen as he eyes the devices with his hands on his hips as opposed to the thinking pose he usually has. Around the early 2012 he implemented a new title that uses a dramatic crime show-esque jingle instead of a siren. The Dingoo episode instead has sudden death metal and hellfire out of nowhere along with Ashen rocking out. "Winter Clearance" specials has a different jingle along with Ashen's eyes roving left and right. Easter specials open with a distinct lack of googly eyes on Ashen, an easter bunny appearing and Ashen holding a basket of eggs. Originally, Ashen merely said "Easter." in a rather bored tone. In 2013 he instead said it in a rather spookily robotic manner and finally he did away with the "Easter." in 2014. Halloween specials usually involve a sudden Scare Chord (which at one point included the death scream from Mortal Kombat II) and Ashen donning a Dracula cape and fangs. Since 2019 he has said "Jump scare." in a monotone voice. Christmas specials have snow everywhere, Ashen sporting a Santa hat, a Christmas version of the normal opening jingle playing and Ashen even saying "Hello-ho-ho!" The later LootCrate videos started opening with a box reading "Lüt Craet", Ashen staring down at the box and asking "Bloody hell, are we still doing these?" For the final Loot Crate video, he said "Well, looks like we won't be doing these anymore." For blind bag videos, a paper bag appears over Ashen's head, as he declares "I can see perfectly!" For videos based on his failed reviews, the intro is stopped with a sudden bike horn sound, with an image of a spring replacing Ashen's head. For his playthroughs of a Bossa Studios Game Jam based on him, the "Hello!" flows into his commentary. In Day 2, the "Hello!" is replaced with Ashens whining, "But mother, I don't want any more toast!" This is followed by him saying, "There. Weren't expecting that, were you?" In Day 3, Ashens instead says, "Well, hello there." In Ashens 10th Anniversary Anti-Spectacular, the "Hello!" is replaced with "It's old!" When we get to the couch, he decides the logo doesn't fit with the special, so a parody of the Universal Studios logo plays, to his satisfaction. Later, while he is discussing the history of his YouTube channel and how he used to host his videos on Google Video, the video abruptly switched to a parody of the Pixar logo, after which Ashens comments, "Yeah, didn't need another title card, thanks for that." Stuart created an Eighties-styled opening and closing as a test, and decided to use them for his more 80s-centric reviews, such as the M.A.S.K. toyline video. | |
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Fun with Subtitles | |
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Fun with Subtitles: The videos with subtitles sometimes describe his actions pejoratively. MOON MEN | |
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Brick Joke | |
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Brick Joke: In Poundland Special 3 (April 2010), he tries to test the Packbuster's claims with a LCD game based on Doctor Who. He also claimed that he will review it later, but it took until December 2011 for it to be reviewed. Turns out it had fallen behind a wardrobe. The post for it on ashens.com also lampshaded its former What Happened to the Mouse? status. In one video, Ashens reviews an ET "furby", becoming increasingly scared of it throughout the video. He eventually removed all the casing. In this Poundland Special, the ET thing can be seen in the background. He REALLY didn't like that thing! Another one that's been going for a while - a single frame of a bald, bearded man popping up in several videos as a Running Gag (see Subliminal Seduction below). It finally comes to a head in Quest for the Game Child: it's YouTube user Mentski, the actor who plays one of the prisoners that beats up Nemesis during the credits. This one has climaxed with Ashens providing a link to the man's YouTube channel at the end of the MCM May 2015 and other stuff announcement video. | |
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Buffy Speak | |
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Buffy Speak: From his Barcode Battler review after he realised the device needed new batteries. In his Deadly 60 blind bag review: After picking up some bread twists in the Chinese Delicacy Special: In his Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of review of Renegade 3: | |
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