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Fark is a community news aggregator with irreverent humor, created by Drew Curtis in 1999. Fark was inspired by Curtis' love for bizarre, unusual, or just plain stupid news stories. Before user-driven content was really the "in" thing, Fark was already allowing website viewers to nominate such articles for consideration.Typically, a motivated Farker will find an odd story somewhere online, submit it to the site for approval with a witty headline, and add one of a list of predefined tags that tell the reader what to expect. Only the best postingsnote Here, "best" is defined by the administrators' personal and temporal whims make it to the main page, while lists of all submissions can be viewed by subscribing to the $10-per-month TotalFark. Getting a "greenlight" is a sign of prestige among the farking community. Once a story is posted, users can comment on it, blog-style, by clicking on the link to the right of the headline.Like everything else that's lasted this long, it's undergone a number of changes and evolutions, including the addition of daily (or semi-daily, or bi-daily) Photoshop contests, an "UltraFark" e-mail address, and (of course) Wil Wheaton. During its glory years, it was a hotbed of Memetic Mutation, and quite a few of the Internet's most memorable memes were, if not born, proliferated at Fark. At its peak, it was one of the top 100 most visited English websites. That's some serious proliferation.If you're considering farking for yourself, there are a few things you should remember: Fark is one of the more intelligent and wittier communities online, but it's not nearly as nice as TV Tropes. You'll probably get Trolled, and flame wars break out almost hourly. A little research, thick skin, capitalization, and punctuation will go a long way if you plan on jumping in the deep end of the pool.Or, you know, you can just make oblique references to things like "extensible markup language".Penis.Oh, and, yes, there is a book.
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Dropped link to NationalLampoonsVacation: Not a Feature - ITEM
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Dropped link to TheSimpsons: Not a Feature - ITEM
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Dropped link to Troll: Not a Feature - IGNORE
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Black Comedy
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Black Comedy: Nothing is sacred there. (Except Fark itself, and the founder, mods, and policies thereof. Step on those toes, and you'll find yourself on the wrong end of all manner of dickery.)
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Hurricane of Puns
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Hurricane of Puns: Comment threads often turn into one o' these.
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Yet Another Baby Panda
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Yet Another Baby Panda: An old Fark meme is news stories about ugly-ass (read: freakin' adorable) baby animals being born.
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Sophisticated as Hell
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Sophisticated as Hell: The site, its founder, and most of the clientele. A brilliant example, from an October 2011 political thread: This comment, in a thread about the Spanish economy, uses the trope to great effect:
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Scunthorpe Problem
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Scunthorpe Problem: The fark filters have become in-jokes themselves. For example, they change the celebrated municipality to Scoonthorpe thanks to Country Matters.
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Memetic Mutation
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Memetic Mutation: In addition to memes harvested from the web as a whole, the on-site Photoshop contests allow viewers to watch memes mutate visually from day to day.invoked NIXON, YOU DOLT!Explanation When Michael Savage said on his radio show, "I don't know of any American president who's resigned," one troll asked for a "better example than LBJ or Washington", to which this answer was directed, in large bold type to get the point across. The kicker? The troll denied it, repeatedly saying "he was tossed". I work for Fark, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...Explanation A Farker posted a long drawn out "you don't know what you're talking about" post that was so vague that you could insert anything to replace "I work for Fark" and it'd still sound "valid". This entry is so obvious that Ric Romero reported it.Explanation A headline in October of 2005 saw reporter Ric Romero reporting on blogging as if it was a new phenomenon. Now, Romero's name is attached to studies that point out obvious conclusions, or that report on technologies that have already been known about for ages. RON PAUL does not approve of this foolishness.Explanation American politician Ron Paul gained a reputation as a Third-Person Person who loves shouting his own name. Your dog wants steak.Explanation Started by a headline about technology apparently able to read the minds of one's pets. Ever since, most headlines about dogs or steaks reference this joke. Gene Masseth "I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes."Explanation Cited when a poster gives a flimsy reason for not debating a topic further, or for why someone in a news story is trying to dodge a question. “X is closed, Y out front should have told you.” Though it may be a Discredited Meme after the COVID-19 Pandemic made this apply for everything. "Not a Drag Queen."Explanation  A frequently-made observation about perpetrators of child sex offenses, following an increase in right-wing smear campaigning against the drag (and trans) communities seeking, without any actual basis in fact, to paint them all as prospective sexual predators.
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Ascended Meme
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Ascended Meme: The catch-quotes at the top of the page as of the 2011 redesign. Examples include "Pricipal caught sayof" and "You'll get over it."
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Human-Interest Story
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Human-Interest Story: Usually accompanied by a "Sappy" tag and a headline mentioning how dusty it is in here. As of 2019, they have their own “D’awww” category.
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Double Meaning
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Double Meaning: Used regularly in the headlines. "I was wondering what was wrong with this <insert out of control vehicle or unusual flying object here> when it struck me".
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Captain Obvious
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Captain Obvious: Former KABC reporter Ric Romero is Captain Obvious to Farkers (due to his habit of stating the blindingly obvious or investigating something long after its time has passed). He is aware of his 'fame' and seems to enjoy it.
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Bribing Your Way to Victory
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Bribing Your Way to Victory: TotalFark subscriptions enable viewers to peruse headlines not approved for posting on the main page... even though most of them aren't that great. Occasionally TFers can "poach" a greenlight by resubmitting a good story with a better headline. When a link gets posted with a poor or entirely lacking pun or joke title, someone will almost inevitably comment "I submitted this with a better headline". If a story is already greenlit but a truly brilliant and humorous headline for the same story gets submitted, the admins may greenlight it anyway with a REPEAT tag.
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Real Joke Name
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Gene Masseth
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Eagleland
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Eagle Land: The "'MURICA" tag covers examples of Type B/Boorish.
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Drag Queen
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"Not a Drag Queen."Explanation  A frequently-made observation about perpetrators of child sex offenses, following an increase in right-wing smear campaigning against the drag (and trans) communities seeking, without any actual basis in fact, to paint them all as prospective sexual predators.
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Media Scaremongering
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Media Scaremongering: "EVERYBODY PANIC" often accompanies sensationalist stories.
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World of Pun
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World of Pun: At least one approved article each day will be of this kind. In addition to the lame puns in the headlines themselves, the tags are sometimes subject to punning: "Sappy" on a story about trees, "Asinine" on one about rear-ends, "Weeners" on one about sausages or Dachshunds, "Plug" on stories about plumbing or electrical mishaps, etc. Headlines with Sarah Jessica Parker or Julia Roberts will invariably have a horse pun thrown in (or stories about horses might mention either actress). See, it's funny because their faces are elongated and their teeth are prominent, not unlike a horse.
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Spell My Name with an S
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Spell My Name with an S: The site readership don't much care if you call them "farkers" or "Farkers." On the other hand, the Grammar Nazis will show no mercy to misspelled or poorly-punctuated headlines.
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Third-Person Person
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RON PAUL does not approve of this foolishness.Explanation American politician Ron Paul gained a reputation as a Third-Person Person who loves shouting his own name.
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Sickeningly Sweet
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In addition to the lame puns in the headlines themselves, the tags are sometimes subject to punning: "Sappy" on a story about trees, "Asinine" on one about rear-ends, "Weeners" on one about sausages or Dachshunds, "Plug" on stories about plumbing or electrical mishaps, etc.
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Allegedly Free Game
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Allegedly Free Site: TotalFark costs $10 ($5 until 2020) a month; many such users look down upon "liters". Mainly because all of the trolls and shills are liters as they don't want to spend money. The site also lets users give a TotalFark subscription to someone else. Impress the right person ...
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Nothing Is the Same Anymore
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Nothing Is the Same Anymore: Abe Vigoda's mistaken death report was such a beloved Running Gag that Farkers were stunned when he actually died in January 2016.
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Continuity Nod
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Continuity Nod: The “Followup” tag.
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Sarcasm Mode
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Sarcasm Mode "Ugly-ass" [whatevers] as code for pictures of Ridiculously Cute Critters. Conversely, someone described as "smoking hot" seldom is.
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Wouldn't Hurt a Child
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Wouldn't Hurt a Child: For all that Fark has a cynical heart as cold as space and twice as dark, jokes about kids getting hurt or killed do not go over well.
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Mood Whiplash
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Mood Whiplash: The comments from users vary wildly from sympathetic to acerbic, no matter the topic.
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Oh, Crap!
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Oh, Crap!: A Total Fark deal during the Covid Pandemic was called simply “Oh Fark.”
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Trademark Favorite Food
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Trademark Favorite Food: The community might kill over bacon and beer. Well, bacon, anyway. They'll definitely kill over beer.
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Catchphrase
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Catchphrase: Too many to list, but including "Duke sucks," "You'll get over it," and "Still no cure for cancer." Case in point.
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Epic Fail
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Epic Fail: Stories that feature this get the "Fail" tag.
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Too Dumb to Live
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Too Dumb to Live: The "Dumbass" tag is normally given, although an actual death may use a different tag instead.
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A Good Name for a Rock Band
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A Good Name for a Rock Band: Happens every so often in the comments of the story.
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Berserk Button
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Berserk Button: Whatever you do, do not submit multiple newsflashes for a story about Phil Spector. Actually, don't submit multiple newsflashes at all. Farkers do not approve of Alternative Medicine or Anti-vaccination. They have a special hatred for Jenny McCarthy, even though they drool over her tits.
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Not Safe for Work
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Not Safe for Work: Links posted by some users are damaging to sanity.
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True Companions
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True Companions: Get on their good side and Farkers will be your friends for life. Particularly TFers and “Maddites” (The Farkers who post on the daily MSNBC thread).
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Fan Disservice
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Conversely, someone described as "smoking hot" seldom is.
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Shout-Out
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Shout-Out: At least one headline a day will be a not-so-hidden reference to something. More commonly, multiple ones will be.
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Here Comes the Science
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Here Comes the Science: Ben Affleck did an ad in the UK that featured the line, "Here comes the SCIENCE!" Fark got hold of it and a meme was born and that meme grew up and became a Trope Namer.
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Golden Mean Fallacy
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Golden Mean Fallacy: Used so often by Strawman Political "Fark Independents"note Farkers who say they're independent, but just happen to agree with Republicans on pretty much everything, it garnered its own initialism: BSABSVR ("Both sides are bad, so vote Republican.")
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Schmuck Bait
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Schmuck Bait: Lampshaded whenever a hot actress in very little clothing is featured. After that fact is stated, most headlines go off into Cloud Cuckoo Land, surmising that the Farker has already clicked the link. Sometimes, this backfires: "and let this be a lesson to you to read the entire headline before clicking!"
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Sarcasm Failure
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Sarcasm Failure: Frequently accompanied by the "Newsflash" or "Sad" tags, momentous or solemn events are not posted with snark, but with simple, serious listings. Not always true (about the news flashes, at least) ...but most obituary threads fill up with "wrong" RIP wishes...including at least one for Abe Vigoda. Or, more recently, A pic of Vigoda saying, "I'm still here, bitches". Until January 26, 2016, when Vigoda died for real. They then transferred the meme to Betty White or Keith Richards.
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Unusual Euphemism
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Unusual Euphemism: “Fark”, of course. Also, “shiat” and “coont”.
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: Often enough as a headline, usually following; "Citizen/Student does (insert something good or awesome) for his community/school. Person gets reward/scholarship for his deed. Just kidding! Person gets arrested/suspended." Also, "(insert mundane thing here)? That's a jailin'."note That's from The Simpsons episode "The PTA Disbands", where old man Jasper tells the students that doing pretty much anything at all is "a paddlin'".
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Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick
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Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: Often, headlines are presented in the form of a setup and a multiple choice of what to do. Option c) will be inevitably be the squick. And it will also inevitably be what actually happened, since bread and eggs don't make for good Fark stories. This meme is so overused it's just as often subverted these days, with a), b), and c) being equally outlandish (in which case the answer will be d) all of the above).
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Fun with Autocensors
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Fun with Autocensors: The built-in filter replaces "first comment" with "weeners," and "first post" with "boobies" for instance.
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Don't Explain the Joke
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Don't Explain the Joke: "Oh, it's funny because Drew went to Kentucky, and thus hates Duke and repeatedly says the phrase whenever they lose." "Gene Masseth" is just an ordinary name. Farkers like to pretend it has some obscene double meaning (like "Heywood Jablome") to troll people who are afraid to admit they don't get the joke.
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Ridiculously Cute Critter
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"Ugly-ass" [whatevers] as code for pictures of Ridiculously Cute Critters.
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Discredited Meme / int_f66f0639
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Don't Explain the Joke / int_f66f0639
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Fan Community Nicknames / int_f66f0639
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Fictional Video Game / int_f66f0639
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Forum Speak / int_f66f0639
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Fun with Autocensors / int_f66f0639
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Grammar Correction Gag / int_f66f0639
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I'm Going to Hell for This / int_f66f0639
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In Memoriam / int_f66f0639
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Interrupting Meme / int_f66f0639
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Minor Flaw, Major Breakup / int_f66f0639
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Only in Florida / int_f66f0639
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Overly Narrow Superlative / int_f66f0639
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Playful Hacker / int_f66f0639
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Pop-Culture Isolation / int_f66f0639
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Read the Freaking Manual / int_f66f0639
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Scunthorpe Problem / int_f66f0639
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Sidetracked by the Gold Saucer / int_f66f0639
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Tagline / int_f66f0639
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The Merch / int_f66f0639
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Yet Another Baby Panda / int_f66f0639
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You Can Panic Now / int_f66f0639
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You Make Me Sic / int_f66f0639