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Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash (Fanfic)

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Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash is supposedly an additional book in the Harry Potter series… as written by Botnik Studios (site), who created it by feeding the seven original Harry Potter novels to a text-predicting keyboard and following its lunatic suggestion all the way.Only Chapter Thirteen of the book, "The Handsome One", actually exists — so far. As far as can be parsed, it features Harry, Ron and Hermione fighting off a group of not-that-threatening Death Eaters on top of Hogwarts Castle, and the celebration that follows. While this basic plot arc can more or less be followed, most of the story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.And no, no portrait of what looks like a large pile of ash appears in "The Handsome One". It would presumably appear in another chapter, if at all.ProZD reads the whole thing (in multiple character voices) here; SootHouse does a Dramatic Reading of it here; and YouTuber Smashiell created an Animated Adaptation (and several sequel episodes) over here.See also the unofficial sequels Harry Potter and the Rest of the Sentence and Harry Potter and No One In Particular. For further entertainment, you might like Welcome to Sand Hands, a Give Yourself Goosebumps parody, and Coveralls, a parody of The X-Files, both of which were also created by Botnik Studios.
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Non-Indicative Title: No portrait of what appears to be a large pile of ash is actually featured in the story we see, though perhaps the rest of the supposed story might have included it. As is, it's just a cover art detail used for a ridiculous title.
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Hero Antagonist
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Hero Antagonist: Given how the Golden Trio behaves, Voldemort and the Death Eaters. They also don't do anything evil — the worst they get is wanting to get rid of Harry's magic (which, given Harry's actions in this fic, is quite reasonable) and wearing a shirt that insults Hermione.
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Right Behind Me
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Right Behind Me: Harry realizes that Voldemort has come up behind him while he's spying on the Death Eaters, which prompts Harry to tear out his own eyes.
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Your Head A-Splode
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Your Head Asplode: "They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eaters' heads."
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Title Drop: The chapter's title, "The Handsome One", is also how Harry describes Ron... right before saying he's "not so handsome now" in the very next paragraph. Presumably, Ron got covered in the remains of the Death Eaters' exploded heads. The title of the book as a whole gets dropped near the end... in a line saying the Dursleys will not be appearing in a story of that title.
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Character Name and the Noun Phrase
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Character Name and the Noun Phrase: The very long noun phrase, in this case; and just in case you have forgotten the title of the fic, it's "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash".
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Wrong Context Magic
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Wrong Context Magic: Ron suggests the use of what he calls "Ron Magic", though it's never clarified exactly what that is or what it does (though considering what Ron ends up contributing to the story, it may involve some form of him throwing his wand at his attacker as well as occasionally becoming spiders as a side effect of having it).
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The Ghost
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The Ghost: The Dursleys, who are mentioned in one scene but never appear. Justified, since we only see one chapter of the book which takes place at Hogwarts, and, as the narrator is keen to mention, the Dursleys have never been to the Hogwarts castle, and have no intention of going there… unless the narrator's lying, in which case they probably would arrive in the hypothetical next chapter.
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The McCoy
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Canon-Ron is The McCoy, occasionally boorish, and worries about not keeping up with his friends; this Ron has bizarre Wrong Context Magic that makes Harry dislike him and constantly does stupid things like throwing a wand at Voldemort. He also becomes covered in spiders for no clear reason, which, while certainly displeased with, he seems relatively calm about — canon-Ron, on the other hand, is terrified of spiders.
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Gratuitous Animal Sidekick
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Gratuitous Animal Sidekick: The pig of Hufflepuff, which Dumbledore declares is the new Hagrid.
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Green-Eyed Monster: Harry is apparently very jealous of Ron's good looks.
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Ambiguous Situation: Ron's Ron shirt. Is it simply a weird way to say the shirt he is wearing, or is it a shirt depicting Ron himself? Or simply a shirt that says "Ron"? Or is it all of the above? It's never actually stated that the wand Ron threw was his, though most interpret it that way. If it is his, he can make it get back to his pocket or he has a spare.
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Adaptational Villainy: Ron begins eating Hermione's family at the end of the second paragraph. Harry dips Hermione in hot sauce (possibly planning to eat her) and gloats about Ron no longer being handsome. The narration doesn't say Hermione even tried to stop Ron from eating her family. She also didn't tell him off. Her canon self wiped her family's memories and sent them to Australia to keep them safe from Voldemort. Dumbledore apparently gets rid of people (unless "get rid of" in this context means "expel"). He will never get rid of the Golden Trio.
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I'm a Humanitarian
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I'm a Humanitarian: Ron and Harry, apparently: One of the first and most oft-quoted sentences is: "[Ron] saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family." Later, when celebrating his victory against Voldemort, Harry begins "to dip Hermione in hot sauce" while the narration remarks that he is getting quite hungry. Evidently he didn't follow through on it, however, as she's back in the next paragraph. Then again, the narration mentions the dead Death Eaters right before saying Harry's hungrier than he's ever been…
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Only Sane Man
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Only Sane Man: Of the main trio, Hermione is the only one who doesn't do absurd things like throwing wands at Voldemort or tearing out their own eyes. Lampshaded when she's introduced as "the reasonable Hermione". She's still not exactly sane, given her lack of reaction to her family being eaten by Ron. Among the three other people present, Voldemort alone raises his eyebrows at Harry's "overreaction".
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In Medias Res
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In Medias Res: It starts on Chapter Thirteen.
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Nightmare Fetishist
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Nightmare Fetishist: Very likely Harry, considering he feels right at home at Hogwarts despite its many outright horrifying elements — sky full of blood, shrieking furniture, etc.
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Plot Armor
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Plot Armor: Lampshaded. Harry, Hermione, and Ron say in chorus, "We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us!"
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Hammerspace
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Hammerspace: Several long pumpkins fall out of McGonagall.
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Un-Installment
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Un-Installment: The only available chapter is the thirteenth one.
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Foregone Conclusion: Ron is going to end up covered in spiders at the end of the adventure.
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Adaptational Heroism
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Adaptational Heroism: Voldemort and the Death Eaters don't do anything evil except plot to take Harry's magic and wear a shirt that insults Hermione. These actions are fairly reasonable when you consider the Adaptational Villainy of the Golden Trio and Dumbledore.
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Crack Fic
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Crack Fic: Obviously, from the random OOC-ness of, well, everyone to the utterly improbable magical events surrounding Hogwarts (sheets of leathery rain, Ron "being spiders").
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Alien Sky
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Alien Sky: The sky outside is a black ceiling that's full of blood.
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Wham Line
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Wham Line: Of a sort. Up until the line "He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family", most of the story's weirdness can be dismissed as merely an odd choice of language, poetic or otherwise.
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Bond One-Liner
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Bond One-Liner: After Ron stupidly throws his wand at Voldemort, Harry makes the Death Eaters' heads explode with spells and utters, "Not so handsome now," having thought about how handsome Ron was earlier.
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Throwing Your Sword Always Works
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Throwing Your Sword Always Works: Variation attempted by Ron on Voldemort with a wand.
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Affably Evil: The Death Eaters, of all people, for all the narration says that they "looked bad". They behave the nicest out of anyone in the story and are actually kind of adorable, happily witnessing two shy members confessing their feelings for each other.
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Staircase Tumble: Harry spends the entire rest of the summer falling down a spiral staircase.
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Adaptational Attractiveness: Ron is not particularly handsome in the books, but here, he is temporarily the titular "handsome one". However, it may be that everyone else is less attractive in this version.
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Ambiguous Syntax: Was "Harry's ghost", at which leathery sheets of rain lashed, the ghost of a temporarily-deceased Harry? A fanciful term for his soul? Or a ghost which belongs to Harry as a sort of pet? If the latter is true, is that ghost Mr. Staircase? Similarly, Harry faces Voldemort, "rips out his eyes and throws them into the Forest". Harry's eyes, or Voldemort's eyes? The latter would make a little more sense for Harry to do (though it would raise the question of why Voldemort's only response was to raise an eyebrow), but the former is funnier, as a few sentences later it is mentioned that Harry "could not see anything at the moment", which becomes a hilarious Captain Obvious statement if he'd previously torn out his eyes.
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Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?
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Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Implied; Harry does not like to think about birds.
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Fruit of the Loon: Several long pumpkins fall out of McGonagall for some reason. In one animatic, this is rendered as "McGonagall" actually being a scarecrow stuffed with pumpkins, which everyone just pretends is a real professor.
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Said Bookism: Many of the words the AI uses instead of 'said' are completely illogical.
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Replacement Goldfish: Hagrid apparently got a bridge dropped on him, because Dumbledore ceremoniously knights a pig with these words: "You are Hagrid now."
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We Named the Monkey "Jack"
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We Named the Monkey "Jack": Dumbledore names a pig 'Hagrid'.
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Prehensile Hair: Dumbledore seems to have outright autonomous hair, which goes to sit by the gang before Dumbledore enters the room.
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I Fell for Hours
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I Fell for Hours: Harry falls down a spiral staircase for "the rest of the summer".
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Understatement: The third page off-handedly mentions that Harry "could not see anything at the moment" immediately after he tears out his own eyes and throws them away. Unless, of course, those were the eyes of Voldemort, but that's much less fun.
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Villain Has a Point: Considering the fact that Harry and Ron are both cannibals and that Harry is so jealous of Ron that he's happy when something happens that makes Ron not handsome, the Death Eaters wanting to get rid of Harry's magic isn't necessarily evil...
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Fun T-Shirt: A tall Death Eater (possibly Voldemort) for some reason wears a shirt that says "Hermione has forgotten how to dance". It annoys Hermione enough for her to dip the Death Eater's face in mud. Also "Ron's Ron shirt", which most fans interpret as having his own face on it.
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Remember the New Guy?
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Remember the New Guy?: Mr Staircase, the Shabby-Robed Ghost suddenly appears in the narrative without any sort of introduction. Presumably, he was given a proper introduction in a hypothetical earlier chapter.
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Original Character: Mr. Staircase, the Shabby-Robed Ghost, who appears for all of one sentence, though everyone behaves like he's been there all along. The characters presumably met him earlier in the story.
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With Catlike Tread
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With Catlike Tread: Harry, Ron, and Hermione scream at a locked door while they're trying to sneak into Hogwarts to spy on the Death Eaters. The Death Eaters don't seem to notice.
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What Happened to the Mouse?
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What Happened to the Mouse?: We're told that Ron is going to "have spiders all over his body after all is said and done," but this never actually seems to happen. It's just said that this will happen at some point in the future, and it never comes up again.
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Adaptational Dumbass: The Ron from canon would know better than to throw his wand at an enemy. Possibly downplayed by the fact that it says a wand, rather than his wand, which he reaches for soon afterwards. Hopefully, Harry from the books would also know better than to take out his eyes (unless it's Voldemort's eyes the narration is referring to). The trio yells while they are trying to sneak into a Death Eater meeting.
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Badass Boast
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Badass Boast: This line: The closest it comes in this twisted universe is "I'm Harry Potter, the dark arts better be worried, oh boy!" Stated while Harry is tumbling down a flight of stairs while blind.
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Refusal of the Call: The Dursleys are mentioned in one sentence, and the text explicitly states they wouldn't be going to Hogwarts in the book.
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The Chosen One
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Canon-Harry is a bit hotheaded and very concerned with doing the right thing as The Chosen One; this Harry (alongside Ron) is implied to outright kill a few Death Eaters and insists "the Dark Arts better be worried" even as he spends a whole summer falling down a flight of stairs while blind.
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Villain Protagonist: Harry and Ron are cannibals. Hermione is fine with cannibalism.
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Character Exaggeration: Because POWLLALPOA is based on the actual novels, it gives a heavily exaggerated rendition of all the characters. Canon-Ron is The McCoy, occasionally boorish, and worries about not keeping up with his friends; this Ron has bizarre Wrong Context Magic that makes Harry dislike him and constantly does stupid things like throwing a wand at Voldemort. He also becomes covered in spiders for no clear reason, which, while certainly displeased with, he seems relatively calm about — canon-Ron, on the other hand, is terrified of spiders. Canon-Hermione is hyper-intelligent, very composed, and insecure about not being a perfect genius; this Hermione is calm and composed even after Ron eats her family and apparently holds no grudge against Harry for dipping her in hot sauce, but gets very angry when a Death Eater's shirt claims that she's forgotten how to dance. Canon-Harry is a bit hotheaded and very concerned with doing the right thing as The Chosen One; this Harry (alongside Ron) is implied to outright kill a few Death Eaters and insists "the Dark Arts better be worried" even as he spends a whole summer falling down a flight of stairs while blind. Even the castle itself gets exaggerated, its usual mystical quirkiness escalated to full Eldritch Location status with "leathery" rain, "snarling" wind, furniture that sounds like it's in pain, moaning chandeliers, and a lightless sky that's also a ceiling full of blood. Harry thinks it's pretty swell, though.
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Similarly, Harry faces Voldemort, "rips out his eyes and throws them into the Forest". Harry's eyes, or Voldemort's eyes? The latter would make a little more sense for Harry to do (though it would raise the question of why Voldemort's only response was to raise an eyebrow), but the former is funnier, as a few sentences later it is mentioned that Harry "could not see anything at the moment", which becomes a hilarious Captain Obvious statement if he'd previously torn out his eyes.
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Ron begins eating Hermione's family at the end of the second paragraph.
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The title of the book as a whole gets dropped near the end... in a line saying the Dursleys will not be appearing in a story of that title.
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Harry calls Voldemort "a very bad and mean wizard".
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Word-Salad Humor: The premise and appeal of this work is the AI that cobbled together a vague story arc out of random words and events.
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Eldritch Location
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Even the castle itself gets exaggerated, its usual mystical quirkiness escalated to full Eldritch Location status with "leathery" rain, "snarling" wind, furniture that sounds like it's in pain, moaning chandeliers, and a lightless sky that's also a ceiling full of blood. Harry thinks it's pretty swell, though.
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This Is Gonna Suck
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This Is Gonna Suck: Ron somehow already knows that he is going to end up covered in spiders by the end of the adventure. He has made peace with the idea, but doesn't mean he is going to like it.
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And That's Terrible
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And That's Terrible: There's a circle of Death Eaters who "look bad". Harry calls Voldemort "a very bad and mean wizard".
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Eye Scream
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Eye Scream: Harry tears out "his" eyes and throws them into the forest when he realizes Voldemort is behind him. It's not quite confirmed in the narration if this is referring to Harry's own or Voldemort's eyes.
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The Password Is Always "Swordfish"
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The Password Is Always "Swordfish":
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Mood Whiplash
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Mood Whiplash:
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Animated Adaptation
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Animated Adaptation: This cartoon on YouTube.
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Animate Inanimate Object
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Animate Inanimate Object: Hagrid's furniture, which is capable of shrieking. Hogwarts also has some incredible moaning chandeliers.
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The Friend Nobody Likes
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The Friend Nobody Likes: Ron. Harry keeps thinking mean things about him, being jealous that he's handsome.
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De-power
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The narration tells us that the Death Eaters "looked bad", but they're some of the kindest characters in the story. The worst things they do are plot to get rid of Harry's magic (which, based on his actions, may not be a bad idea) and wear shirts that insult Hermione's dancing. It's quite possible that rather than 'bad' meaning "evil", it just means they are unattractive and/or are wearing outfits that look bad.
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Narrating the Obvious
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Narrating the Obvious: The narrator, who helpfully points out that Harry "couldn't see anything at the moment" after he tears out his own eyes (or at least, that's the implication). The narrator also feels it necessary to explain that this was "a great overreaction" on Harry's part.
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Fate Worse than Death
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Fate Worse than Death: Ron, who's deadly afraid of spiders in canon, was going to be spiders. "He just was."
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Too Dumb to Live
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Too Dumb to Live: "Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everybody applauded. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly." Maybe throwing your only magical weapon against an enemy wizard isn't a bright idea. Though, since everyone (even Voldemort and the Death Eaters) applauds, this could simply be part of his "Ron Magic" — after all, Voldemort disappears from the story after he throws the wand. There's also the fact that it says he threw a wand, rather than his wand, and then reached for his wand, meaning he may have thrown someone else's wand.
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Berserk Button
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We're told that Hermione is "reasonable", but she doesn't appear to be any more sane than Harry or Ron, having no reaction to Ron eating her family or Harry trying to eat her but being enraged by a T-shirt that suggests she has forgotten how to dance. Then again, it's possible that she's reasonable by the standards of this universe.
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Ambiguously Bi
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Ambiguously Bi: Harry mutters about Ron being handsome, while canon-Harry has had crushes on Cho Chang and Ginny Weasley.
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Chuck Cunningham Syndrome
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Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Voldemort suffers from this mid-scene. He appears for a grand total of three paragraphs, then Ron throws a wand at him and he's never mentioned again. This is despite being the Big Bad of the entire series. Unless, as some people have interpreted, he was the "tall Death Eater" wearing the Hermione shirt. It's also quite possible that the wand being thrown at him did something to him. In addition, he is probably talked about in later (hypothetical) chapters.
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Informed Attribute
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Informed Attribute: The narration tells us that the Death Eaters "looked bad", but they're some of the kindest characters in the story. The worst things they do are plot to get rid of Harry's magic (which, based on his actions, may not be a bad idea) and wear shirts that insult Hermione's dancing. It's quite possible that rather than 'bad' meaning "evil", it just means they are unattractive and/or are wearing outfits that look bad. We're told that Hermione is "reasonable", but she doesn't appear to be any more sane than Harry or Ron, having no reaction to Ron eating her family or Harry trying to eat her but being enraged by a T-shirt that suggests she has forgotten how to dance. Then again, it's possible that she's reasonable by the standards of this universe.
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Teeth-Clenched Teamwork
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Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: The three "complete friends" do make a pretty effective team, whenever they're not being passive aggressive or trying to eat each other.
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Legacy Character
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Legacy Character: The pig of Hufflepuff becomes the new Hagrid.
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Big, Stupid Doodoo-Head
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Big, Stupid Doodoo-Head: Harry "savagely" calls Voldemort "a very bad and mean wizard!"
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Unusually Uninteresting Sight
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Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Everyone seems to take the strange events of the book in stride, even as ghosts appear out of nowhere to scream at random doors. The closest anyone comes to actual surprise or confusion is Voldemort raising an eyebrow after Harry rips out his own eyes.
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Only Sane by Comparison
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Of the main trio, Hermione is the only one who doesn't do absurd things like throwing wands at Voldemort or tearing out their own eyes. Lampshaded when she's introduced as "the reasonable Hermione". She's still not exactly sane, given her lack of reaction to her family being eaten by Ron.
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Made of Explodium
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Made of Explodium: Random mountains of mice explode at one point for no discernible reason.
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Ambiguously Gay
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Ambiguously Gay: One Death Eater confesses their love for their colleague and kisses him on the cheek, and their colleague is perfectly accepting of this. However, the love-confessing Death Eater's gender is unspecified.
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Fascinating Eyebrow
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Fascinating Eyebrow: Voldemort's response to Harry tearing out his eyes and throwing them into the forest.
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Unexplained Recovery
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Unexplained Recovery: Harry is a ghost for one sentence near the beginning. Then he isn't. Or is he? "Harry's ghost", in at least one animatic, ends up referring to a "pet ghost" Harry has on a leash.
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Stupid Sexy Flanders: It's suggested that Harry might be attracted to Ron in this continuity, as he takes the time to make this observation:
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Blow You Away
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Blow You Away: Hogwarts is surrounded by magically magnified wind.
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Brainless Beauty
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Brainless Beauty: Possibly Ron, as Harry describes him as "the handsome one", yet his course of action when facing the Dark Lord was to chuck a wand at him. Of course, throwing wands could be part of how to use Ron Magic.
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Buffy Speak: Contrasting the more complex language used in Rowling's works, there is one moment when Harry thinks that magic is "very good".
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