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Advertisement:propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('tvtropes_mobile_ad_1'); })Holey Matrimony is an Erotic/Bizarro Short Story written by author and film director Kevin Strange, illustrated by Terence Muncy and edited by Sean FerrariJohn Schmitt is a deeply closeted man, hiding his true feelings of lust from his wife's father for more than a decade. One fateful evening when John's car takes a plunge off the side of a bridge, John comes face to face with a man even more handsome and sultry than the object of his fancy: Jesus Christ. But as the two men make passionate love above John's dying body on their way toward the light of heaven, John reveals an appalling secret to the savior of all mankind. Will Jesus accept John's peculiar secret? Or will the son of God's own secret prove even more shocking than the one hiding inside John's pants?Holey Matrimony was published exclusively on Amazon Kindle. (We do not provide a direct link due to the NSFW nature of the story.)Advertisement:propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('tvtropes_mobile_ad_2'); })
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Double Standard: Rape, Divine on Mortal
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Double Standard: Rape, Divine on Mortal: The whole premise is Jesus having gay sex with a dying man created by a Lovecraftian Apocalypse Cult! What were you expecting?
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Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?
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Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: Subverted. Jesus seems to be nice enough, giving John the best blowjob he ever has and does not seem to mind having sex with a man with scaly skin and three giant cocks. When they finish though, Jesus sucks John's spirit dry and discards it, and goes on about how he will eventually destroy everything.
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Eldritch Abomination
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Eldritch Abomination: Jesus is revealed to be Tetrohalographagon a Lovecraftian deity destined to swallow the universe, and John's father.
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Dead to Begin With: The story begins with John dying from a car crash while he was texting.
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Apocalypse Cult
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Apocalypse Cult: Cult of Dagonites.
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