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The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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This book is the holy scripture of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a faith dedicated to the worship of Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM for short. Re-Published in 2006. It was of course the Holy Book of Pastafarianism for much longer than that.Advertisement:propertag.cmd.push(function() { proper_display('tvtropes_content_3'); })Within these hallowed pages, we learn the sacred truths about how global warming is caused by a decline in pirate population and how people growing taller is a side effect of overpopulation. The later link is caused by the fact that gravity is a spiritual force. The secular "theory of gravity" is "just a theory", and these "Newtonists" should not be allowed to monopolize the physics hours in school. In reality, gravity is caused by FSM gently pushing everyone down with His noodly appendages. There are more people now than in the stone ages, and thus there is less gravity left for each individual human. That's why we grow taller now. | |
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The Commandments | |
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The Commandments: Eight of those. Well, ten, actually, but Mosey the pirate captain dropped two of the stone tablets as he walked down Mount Salsa. | |
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Artistic License – History | |
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Artistic License – History: Hollywood and historians alike got it all wrong. Pirates were peaceful, fun-loving and mischievous. The claims that they were thugs, thieves and murderers is evil propaganda spread by heretics. | |
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Fan Flattering: The book claims that followers of pastafari don't consider themselves superior, since they aren't self-righteous bastards like everyone else... wait, what? | |
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Black-and-White Morality | |
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Black and White Morality: Those who disagree with anything said in these pages are clearly evil. Take, for example, the issue of discovering land, described under Science Is Wrong. Discovering new land would give us more farming land, so people who don't believe in superscience clearly want children to starve. | |
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