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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns

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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns (original title being Dungeon before "Mendeleev" provided a better name) is a piece of online original fiction by Stewart92 written on Spacebattles Creative Writing, starting in 2017. It was later also cross-posted to Royal Road (here).The story follows the adventures of a girl named Delta, who one day wakes up and discovers she's a dungeon core in a Role-Playing Game 'Verse. Hilarity ensues as Delta grows endless supplies of mushrooms and topples over the normal conventions of what a dungeon is by trying to avoid being a murder machine they usually are. Book 1, chapters 1-68 — Of Mushrooms and Goblins: The Dungeon Book 2, chapters 69-99 — Of Spiders and Men: The Delta Dilemma Book 3, chapter 99-ongoing — Blackest of Spores
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Opponent Instruction: Alpha is so completely unaffected by Serma's attempt to strangle him that he doesn't even take any offence at it, and gives her some tips to make it more effective.
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Card-Carrying Villain
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Card-Carrying Villain: Von the Vampire Banker.
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Totem Pole Trench
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Totem Pole Trench: At Yattina's lecture to the Fairplay grunts, she notices an odd-looking Scout (or possibly Blade, she can't tell) whom she doesn't recognise, with a long green nose and a sloped top half "as if injured". Who then proceeds to adjust said slope.
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Magical Counterfeiting
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Magical Counterfeiting: Dungeons that have unlocked the relevant metals can make coins from mana quite easily. However, since the coins are ultimately made of magic, they will gradually degrade once removed from the dungeon. Whether they're acceptable legal tender depends on where you live.
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Your Mom
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Your Mom: There's a royal spider court dance approximately translated as "I found your birther and ravaged them with such energy that they outshone the stars in joy". Given to the Fairplay grunts by Muffet when they manage to first kill her. Also, for the love of everything holy, don't ever call one of Delta's monsters a "son of a bitch". They will make you pay for insulting their mother and creator. Ruli remarks that although demons consider "blasphemy" to be a compliment, they would treat "Your mother is coming" as a curse. Mr Jones mutters that that's just her mother (who seduced the most powerful demon in hell).
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Title Drop
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Title Drop: Ferry Happy gives Gentle his business card, and lets Gentle know that he's working with "Hob and Gob's Epic Emporium".
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Kayfabe
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Kayfabe: When Cram fights Sir Fran the Pig Knight, they're both enjoying the challenge, until Fran realises that Cram is actually holding back most of his power and just having fun. At his insistence, Cram attacks seriously, killing him in a single blow until he respawns (but Fran is thrilled at being able to test himself against such an opponent). Muffet the spidergeist later deliberately fights at less than full power when a party wants Delta to respond like a regular Dungeon (but still non-lethally) as a challenge. In this case, full power would have meant quickly garrotting them all, so...
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World of Badass
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World of Badass: Or town of Badasses. The town of Durence can be compared to a retirement town. A retirement town full of former epic adventurers, heroes, villains, bards, and druids. The king leaves them alone, despite knowing of the criminals amongst them, because it's better to let them retire than to antagonise them. And now, the rising mana levels from Delta's presence and growth are making them feel less retired and more alive.
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Rod-and-Reel Repurposed
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Rod And Reel Repurposed: Ruli's fishing rod is actually a legendary weapon, and when she gets a giant lizard instead of a fish, while Delta freaks out and starts ordering her monsters to run, Ruli simply hooks the back of the lizard's throat, smashes it against a wall, and tears out its brain.
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With Great Power Comes Great Insanity
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With Great Power Comes Great Insanity: When the Brother and Sister created the Silence they plucked a human soul from Earth since they had no idea how to create a soul from scratch. Unfortunately said soul didn't take the transition from mortal to god very well.
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Fire-Forged Friends
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Fire-Forged Friends: Cram and Smalls are very different, but have been through a lot together as adventurers, and have become solid friends as a result.
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Everyone Went to School Together
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Everyone Went to School Together: In her original life Delta was a schoolteacher and the human selves of Alpha, Beta, Gamma, and the Silence were her students.
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Bland-Name Product
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Bland-Name Product: The Brother conjures off-brand cola to drink while fishing. He'd prefer name-brand, but apparently trans-dimensional lawyers are a thing.
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Narrative Profanity Filter
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Narrative Profanity Filter: Wyin comes quite close to this after she's hit with an immense amount of lightning.
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Phallic Weapon
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Phallic Weapon: With mushrooms and mushroom emblems appearing everywhere in Delta's dungeon, it was only a matter of time until one appeared on the end of a staff (dropped as loot). Poor Kemy is too innocent to grasp the full import of her magical new rod, though.
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Attack Backfire
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Attack Backfire: Fairplay tries to weaken Boary by creating an airtight bubble to starve out his flames. Which sort of works, extinguishing the flames and exposing his skin, except that as soon as they release the bubble and prepare to close in, the inrushing air causes a cloud of spores to spray out from him — and then he re-ignites, causing an explosion large enough to rattle the whole floor. (In fairness, there was a sign outside the room to warn them that fire would lead to explosions.) Delta later adjusts the room to make water backfire as well, with a new mushroom variant that loves water, including the stuff unfortunately locked away in adventurers' bodies. That one does make her worry about whether she's gone too far...
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Eccentric Townsfolk
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Eccentric Townsfolk: In order to live in Durence, one needs to be badass and rather kooky — such as a cheese mage, a vampire banker or a dungeon that prefers puns to meat-grinding.
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Heart Is an Awesome Power
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Heart Is an Awesome Power: If a niche magic ability sounds ridiculous, there's a good chance it can do some amazing and/or terrifying things. For example: Haldi is a cheese mage. It doesn't sound powerful, but he can imbue qualities into his cheese to not only make it unbelievably delicious, but also make it extremely toxic or capable of curing any number of ailments and he can create golems out of cheese. Haldi became infamous after successfully assaulting (and destroying) the king's castle with a giant cheese golem. It's worth noting that, among his old party which includes a woman who seduced the literal demon king and a guy who can eat anything at all, Haldi is the one whose name evokes the most terror in others.
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Lethal Chef
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Lethal Chef: Fera recruits Jebediah the troll as a cooking assistant, but on his first attempt at boiling mushrooms, he somehow produces a result that climbs out of the cauldron and has to be killed. He's very obedient and dedicated, though, so she can see potential in him. Troll soup in general is a product of lethal chef-ing. It's so close to primordial ooze that germs die when trying to grow on it, it doesn't thicken or go bad in the sun, and its abhorrent taste resists all efforts to dilute it. When Geytan hears that someone has actually succeeded in turning troll soup into a different dish, he's horrified and unbelieving. (The process of changing it did have a casualty rate.)
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Compelling Voice
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Her son, Deo, inherited her talents, along with his father's Compelling Voice — but he is profoundly deaf, meaning that he sings amazingly but can't tell. Apparently it's even worse when he plays an instrument.
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Dead Guy Puppet
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Dead Guy Puppet: "Slimers" result from algae suffusing and animating dead bodies. They're creepy and could be dangerous to the unprepared, especially with their ability to drain water from what they touch, but fortunately are not very smart. A handful of goblins are able to slaughter a larger group of them, and then more of them fall in Delta's mud pit and trap themselves by draining the water and turning it solid.
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G-Rated Drug
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G-Rated Drug: Various mushrooms, honeys, and Troll Soup have all been made into intoxicants by Delta's monsters. Effects range from hyperactivity, to full-on acid trips.
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Deadly Gas
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Deadly Gas: Geytan of Fairplay attempts to use an airborne nerve toxin against Delta's goblins, knowing that he and his party have an antidote, but he gets interrupted before he can throw it. (Plus, it's unlikely to harm a Mushroom Spitter.)
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Noodle Incident
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Noodle Incident: Everyone knows about the time that Haldi infamously assaulted the royal castle, but that apparently isn't the full extent of his past. Quiss notes early on that "Haldi was nice but he was also wanted in 43 different provinces for his deeds with cheese alone."
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Blessed with Suck
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Blessed with Suck: Poppy considers her status as a blue mage to be this. Blue mages have the ability to copy the abilities of monsters by eating them, but the abilities come packaged with some of the monsters' instincts, as well as responding to her mood, and they can never unlearn abilities they acquire. Unfortunately, her father is a Supreme Chef who tends to use exotic ingredients in his dishes. By the the time her abilities developed she had already eaten so many exotic monsters that she possesses an enormous amount of abilities without the years of training to control them, so she has to remain as apathetic as possible to prevent her abilities from constantly activating.
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Your Mime Makes It Real
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Your Mime Makes It Real: Renny has this power, which makes him very dangerous to fight, since he can use just about any weapon he can imagine. But he's still not immune to the Dark Drake Curse, which gives him bad luck such as failing to light a mimed match to fire a mimed cannon.
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INeedADrink
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I Need A Drink: When Wyin sees Team Heroic Holy Pot posing with their loot, she sends for a troll ale, intending to get blackout drunk and forget everything.
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Curb-Stomp Battle
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Curb-Stomp Battle: When a crocodile-sized lure lizard appears while Ruli is fishing, Delta panics and starts ordering her monsters to run. Ruli, annoyed by the lizard's interference, promptly lodges her magical fishing rod in the back of the lizard's open mouth, smashes it against a wall, and tears out its brain.
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Magikarp Power
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Magikarp Power: Many dungeon features start out claiming to be purely cosmetic, but by unlocking the right upgrades and using some creativity, many become potent tools. Consuming potent Gutrot mushrooms makes the Mushroom Grove produce mushrooms with actual effects, not just decorations. Delta is able to research and manufacture mushrooms to produce light, food, medicine, and many other things. Spiders are originally stated to be just for ambience, but they become the central feature of Delta's first challenge room, which is very easy for those who respect the spiders, but triggers escalation to a boss fight for those who slaughter them. The spiders also develop a ceremonial monarchy that helps Delta to acclimatise Mharia, who was raised to be a princess.
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Shut Up, Hannibal!
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4127eb1
comment
Shut Up, Hannibal!: Marrow tries to get Delta on her side by explaining her Freudian Excuse and revealing the Brother and Sister are the reason she can't remember her old life. Delta reveals that she's already perfectly aware of this and actually likes the two of them, then proceeds to take apart Marrow's Freudian Excuse while pointing out how petty and insignificant her motives are in the grand scheme of things, all while refusing to let Marrow get a word in edgewise.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4127eb1
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4192763e
type
Malaproper
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4192763e
comment
Seth doesn't have a full grasp on the main language the characters speak, so he has a tendency to speak in Malaproper and say things that sound like Non Sequiturs or Double Entendres.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4192763e
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_41d5f145
type
Fluffy the Terrible
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_41d5f145
comment
Fluffy the Terrible: Those who reach the second floor of Delta's dungeon will probably meet Bob the giant abyss worm at some point. He's actually quite friendly, if you don't do anything to upset him!
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_41d5f145
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_421ae215
type
Mysterious Past
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_421ae215
comment
Mysterious Past: Almost nothing is known about Jack's past, mainly because he's been stuck underground fighting an endless army of undead cultists for so long that he can barely remember it. Though whatever he did in the past was enough for the powers that be to recognize him as a hero.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_421ae215
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_424b665e
type
Heroes Gone Fishing
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_424b665e
comment
Heroes Gone Fishing: Delta stumbles across a natural spring, and populates it with respawning fish of various kinds, firewood, and a starry sky. Ruli is thrilled and brings a magical fishing rod (which can double as an effective weapon in a pinch) to land the special metal-coated fish.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_424b665e
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_455341fe
type
Cradling Your Kill
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_455341fe
comment
Cradling Your Kill: Without a physical avatar, Delta can't literally do this, but there's a similar feeling when she's executing the trapped Slimers.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_455341fe
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_455341fe
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4604fd4d
type
Worthy Opponent
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4604fd4d
comment
Worthy Opponent: To be challenged is an inherent part of a Dungeon's nature, so this trope is common amongst Delta's creations. Sir Fran the Pig Knight is a particularly clear example, wanting to prove himself against worthy challengers, but Maestro's song battle against Isanella also qualifies, leaving both of them with a feeling of kinship. Delta herself is excited after her first proper party (ie not ridiculously overpowered Durence citizens who are holding back for fun) completes their challenge.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4604fd4d
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_46577c9c
type
Sentimental Sacrifice
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_46577c9c
comment
Sentimental Sacrifice: Delta is a bit perturbed at first when Ruli gives her, apparently, a bag of trash; it's all edible for a Dungeon, but it seems impolite. Until Ruli starts explaining how each of the objects is actually of great sentimental value to her; the fork that was bent when fighting a wolf, the diary that was soaked and became unreadable but that she hopes maybe Delta can restore, and so forth.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_46577c9c
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4781adbb
type
Jerk with a Heart of Gold
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4781adbb
comment
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Grim is a kid in Durence who is generally rude, fights often with Deo, breaks the rules to challenge Delta alone, and almost gets himself killed in the process. It turns out he and Deo are actually best friends despite Grim's "ambushes", and Grim always accommodates the bigger boy's disability.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4781adbb
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4ce20451
type
Rhetorical Request Blunder
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4ce20451
comment
Rhetorical Request Blunder: On her first day, with no idea what she's doing, Delta rants at the glowing dungeon core that "Your father was a cow and your mother a goblin with warts and no tee-" thus locking in goblins as her first floor monster type and spawning one right in front of her.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4ce20451
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4e9fe57d
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Trauma Button
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4e9fe57d
comment
Trauma Button: Luna's boss-key challenge uses hallucinogenic herbs to send visitors on a "vision quest" where they relive traumatic memories and have the opportunity to face them. Played for Laughs when Karn dismisses the first two memories as "already addressed that one". Played for Laughs when Yattina gives a lecture to a gathering of Fairplay teams. When she brings up the spider room, there are gulps and fearful looks, but then she moves on to the lake and there's a scream, as one joker tickles his neighbour with a duck feather, following by most of her audience making excuses to flee.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4e9fe57d
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4fdb1957
type
Chew Bubblegum
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4fdb1957
comment
Chew Bubblegum: Ruli informs Levix the undead knight and his horde that she has only three things she wants in life. Drinking, fishing, and hunting.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_4fdb1957
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_50b05d30
type
Disproportionate Retribution
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_50b05d30
comment
Disproportionate Retribution: When Fairplay's jade knife narrowly misses him, Waddles internally reflects that he couldn't be bothered seeking out any trouble, but if trouble comes to him, then not only they, but "all that ever loved them or would love them" will suffer.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_50b05d30
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5105d2a
type
Munchkin
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5105d2a
comment
Munchkin: Played with for Delta, who does like Loophole Abuse and exploitation of the system, but she's not addicted to the numbers. Quiss and Ruli derisively mention "Calculators" who ignore emotions and history attached to equipment in favour of getting whatever has the best numbers.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5105d2a
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_519f108a
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Throwing Your Sword Always Works
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_519f108a
comment
Throwing Your Sword Always Works: Geytan throws a magical dagger — which misses, but due to its enchantments, it changes course and homes in on the target anyway. (Ultimately it doesn't work, though, when the knife gets firmly stabbed into a wall, preventing it from continuing the chase.)
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_519f108a
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_537dd8fe
type
Affably Evil
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_537dd8fe
comment
Several of the townsfolk seem to qualify as well, including a vampire who serves as Durence's nocturnal banker. He does turn out to have a more Affably Evil side as the ambient mana awakens him, though.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_537dd8fe
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5534431f
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Money for Nothing
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5534431f
comment
Money for Nothing: Dungeons can manufacture coins from mana, with mixed results. Some places will accept it, others have an exchange rate, some ban it. Real money is designed to repel mana, whereas Dungeon-created money will be inherently dependent on mana, so they can definitely be distinguished.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5534431f
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_55c79f7c
type
Death Trap
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_55c79f7c
comment
Death Trap: Defied by Delta, whose menus offer a variety of deadly room upgrades like making her mud pit boil, flooding the fishing pond, etc, but who is having none of that. Eventually, Nu starts automatically filtering and hiding the lethal options for her.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_55c79f7c
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_55c79f7c
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_571a3c67
type
Power Incontinence
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_571a3c67
comment
Power Incontinence: Poppy has a hard time keeping her Psychoactive Powers from manifesting in daily life. Something as simple as being touched on the arm is an invitation to all sorts of defences activating — "Static skin, spiky thorns, toxin sweat, and many more" — and she deals with it by being as aloof and unemotional as possible.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_571a3c67
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_57ca867e
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Force Feeding
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_57ca867e
comment
Force Feeding: Among the many torments that Waddles the Dark Drake inflicts on those who disturb him is to force Gutrot mushrooms into their mouths. There haven't been any fatalities, but victims can remain green around the mouth for days afterwards.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_57ca867e
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_581f6468
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Hero of Another Story
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_581f6468
comment
Hero of Another Story: The interludes and sidestories occasionally focus on the journeys of individuals outside of Durence, such as a village faced with a snake-obsessed dungeon that is much more hostile than Delta.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_581f6468
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_584417c2
type
Reforged into a Minion
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_584417c2
comment
Reforged into a Minion: A rare positive example. Delta accidentally does this to the Spider Queen, having unintentionally scooped up some of her essence when she killed her. The resulting monster is a completely different being from the original, a centaur-like hybrid with a humanoid torso and eight legs, but the narrative later reveals that he does have the queen's memories, including the memory of her death. Delta later does this intentionally to Marrow as a punishment, turning her into a Dungeon Fairy, though she gets to keep her personality and memories.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_584417c2
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5a0e88d8
type
Bring It
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5a0e88d8
comment
Bring It: Delta is initially concerned about the limited options available to her, but once she starts to see the nature of the system, she decides she's going to abuse and break it, and shouts to the heavens and hells that the challenge is accepted.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5a0e88d8
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5b04b205
type
I'm Taking Her Home with Me!
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5b04b205
comment
I'm Taking Her Home with Me!: Kemy is so sweet and naive that Delta immediately wants to kidnap her.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5b04b205
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5b81ca8d
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Disc-One Nuke
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5b81ca8d
comment
Disc-One Nuke: Dungeon-created monsters cannot leave, but in her first few minutes of life, Delta lucks into a pair of wild goblins who stumble into the Dungeon and sign up as contracted employees. Which gives her a way to start harvesting all sorts of materials from outside the Dungeon, providing a substantial income of mana (instead of waiting for her 1/day regeneration), Dungeon Points (so she can begin unlocking new monsters and new features), and materials (which unlock crafting avenues). They're key to her rapid expansion, unlocking new rooms and floors within days instead of months or years.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5b81ca8d
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5c17c12f
type
Bribing Your Way to Victory
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5c17c12f
comment
Bribing Your Way to Victory: Since Delta doesn't want to force people to fight, she provides a wishing well that allows adventurers safe passage through the goblin fort and into the bar if they throw coins in. When Geytan of Fairplay loudly disrespects the option of paying "Dungeon scum", Nu covers the well and displays a sign announcing that as mercy has been spurned, the party can no longer skip the room.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5c17c12f
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5d3e2f87
type
Ugly Cute
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5d3e2f87
comment
Ugly Cute: This is Delta's In-Universe opinion of her giant bees.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5d3e2f87
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5e7c0ab7
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Kleptomaniac Hero
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5e7c0ab7
comment
Kleptomaniac Hero: Delta is sufficiently aggravated by Fairplay's teams of cold-hearted, disrespectful, assembly-line soldiers that, upon their defeat, she gives her pygmies permission to steal not only their belongings, and their clothes, but even their hair.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_5e7c0ab7
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_627264e0
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Death Glare
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_627264e0
comment
Death Glare: Mr Jones, the schoolteacher, reacts to Deo's suggestion that he has a crush on Madam Ghu with "a look of such utter revulsion that a nearby bird fell to the ground dead."
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_627264e0
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_658f7193
type
Lack of Empathy
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_658f7193
comment
Lack of Empathy: The intense magical "cleanse" required for a human to form a core weapon has the side effect of stripping away some of their personality, especially the warmer or more compassionate parts. Also, it's highly painful. Also, the "core" is in reality a fragment of an evil god, which dungeons are supposed to help break down in order to protect the world from him; it encapsulates and strengthens all the worst parts of a person. "Cleansing" it of dungeons' influence is a very bad idea.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_658f7193
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6700b479
type
Hybrid Monster
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6700b479
comment
Hybrid Monster: Lots. Mushroom groves and flower gardens offer upgrades that let them start crossbreeding new species. Delta later finds options to cross-breed them with animals, producing results like the extremely cute Pigglecaps. When Delta bypasses the usual monster limits by producing an unholy mish-mash of creatures designated as "critters" instead of "monsters" — pigglecaps, slimes, and spiders — assembled into a moving ball of death, her gargoyles start predicting that they'll have nightmares. "Horned rabbits" used to exist, but were hunted to extinction. Turns out that Brother was trying to cheer Sister up, and Sister liked rabbits and unicorns.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6700b479
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_67edaf78
type
Gargle Blaster
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_67edaf78
comment
Gargle Blaster: When Madam Ghu offers to actually pay for a drink, Fera serves her a cocktail of which rum is the least interesting/worrisome ingredient, compared to things like paralytic venom. Actual spirits may or may not have been involved. Fera later obtains a larger selection of liqueurs, such as the Death Star.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_67edaf78
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_68424916
type
Eating the Eye Candy
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_68424916
comment
Eating the Eye Candy: Estal is very impressed by the results of Rale the frog-man's exercise routine. Unfortunately for her, the local environment is heavily influenced by one of the local frog-women, who doesn't appreciate the competition.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_68424916
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6a100f22
type
Recognizable by Sound
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6a100f22
comment
Recognizable by Sound: The citizens of Durence feel the ground rumbling, but can immediately tell that it's not "rumble, roar, then rumble" which would be Haldi's cheese experiments going wrong, or "rumble, screech, rumble" which would point to Mrs Dabberghast the witch/druid, but rather "rumble, grind, rumble", the sound of a Dungeon adding a floor.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6a100f22
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6a6760fa
type
The Power of Hate
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6a6760fa
comment
The Power of Hate: When Wyin, the second floor boss, is asked how she's still alive after what she just went through, her reply is "Spite, my sweet things. Delicious sweet spite. Like pain, you can use it to do some truly amazing things if you have enough of it." In return, Estal resists the urge to give up hope and just collapse, by imagining her father's dismissive voice in the back of her head and stoking a burning desire to thwart him.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6a6760fa
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6add177d
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Puff of Logic
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6add177d
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Puff of Logic: Ruli takes a bottle away from a tipsy adventurer, but upon checking the label, she finds that it's plainly stated to be non-alcoholic. How did he get drunk? He can't read.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6add177d
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6c8ce91f
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Insult to Rocks
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6c8ce91f
comment
Insult to Rocks: When Estal is concerned about being molested while using the hot springs, Luna informs her that if she wanted to feel someone up, then Sir Bacon (the first floor boss' pig mount) would have much the same feeling but a better temperament.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6c8ce91f
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6c8ce91f
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6cc2137b
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The Scream
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6cc2137b
comment
The Scream: This is a common reaction when Delta encounters the monsters she has created, or accidentally increases the number of mushrooms. Trysha, when facing the visual horror that is Maestro, combined with the powerful influence of his music, and the steady loss of her party members, loses control and descends into a primal scream as she charges at him.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6cc2137b
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6cc2137b
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6d7026fa
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Punny Name
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6d7026fa
comment
Punny Name: Delta's first boss is Sir Fran, the Pig Knight, riding on his noble pig Bacon.note ie Sir Francis Bacon The local potter has a golem assistant with approximately human-level intelligence, named "Vas".note Confirmed by Word of God to be pronounced as "vase". Her delbird calls itself Inchy, because it hangs around Devina (Dev) regularly.
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6d7026fa
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6eb1268c
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Extreme Omnivore
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6eb1268c
comment
Extreme Omnivore: Any non-Dungeon item placed in the Dungeon — even sticks and rocks — is automatically broken down into mana and Dungeon Points, along with possibly unlocking related types of construction. It's close enough to eating that Delta is able to taste the flavour of Gutrot mushrooms, to her lasting regret. Grimnoir's grandfather is able to eat just about anything. His descendants inherited lesser versions; Grimnoir himself can eat books (and heal from doing so), his father can eat metal. Mealtimes at their house get interesting.
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_6eb1268c
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_715c463e
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Literal Split Personality
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_715c463e
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Literal Split Personality: This is Nina's power; she can split herself at will, but her personality gets divided among the copies, so the more she uses it, the more obsessive and simple-minded each one becomes — and the less willpower and inhibitions she has to stop herself from splitting again. She does, however, have a failsafe: absorbing another copy gives a pleasant buzz, which means even near-mindless clones will eventually decide to consume each other and recombine.
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_71d51663
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God Is Inept
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_71d51663
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God Is Inept: It's eventually revealed that the Brother and Sister, the gods of the world and ones who made Delta a dungeon, have the personalities of children and a lot of the problems with the world stem from them making impulsive decisions and then recklessly trying to fix the fallout of said decisions. To their credit they have been trying to get better and have grown considerably more competent by the time they created Delta, but they've still got a ways to go.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_71d51663
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_74828aea
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Killer Rabbit
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_74828aea
comment
Killer Rabbit: The ducks Quiss summons when miscasting are this. Apparently a swarm of them took down a few lords and ruled a local land for several years. Waddles was one of said ducks that ended up being contracted by Delta, where it gained the ability to manipulate luck. The Mushroom Pygmies look cute and harmless, but can be very dangerous given the opportunity and are the only monsters within Delta that are actively malicious. King Jellagon is a tiny grub-shaped slime that loves to gurgle at Delta and gets excited about the improvements she makes to his throne room. Those improvements are centered on his key ability: to become larger and more powerful as parties trespass against the Dungeon, taking what they shouldn't or killing the inhabitants, until he becomes a powerful dragon full of death magic and backed by a giant shadow blade that can launch any attacks used by previous bosses.
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_74828aea
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_75d6bf40
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Belligerent Sexual Tension
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_75d6bf40
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Belligerent Sexual Tension: Quiss and Ruli snipe at each other frequently, rely on each other's help when needed, and never mention aloud how attractive they find each other.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_75d6bf40
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_75d6bf40
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_762b9223
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Played for Laughs
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_762b9223
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Played for Laughs when Yattina gives a lecture to a gathering of Fairplay teams. When she brings up the spider room, there are gulps and fearful looks, but then she moves on to the lake and there's a scream, as one joker tickles his neighbour with a duck feather, following by most of her audience making excuses to flee.
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_762b9223
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_7656db8c
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Kleptomaniac Hero Found Underwear
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_7656db8c
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Kleptomaniac Hero Found Underwear: Muffet the spidergeist gives out articles of spider-thread clothing, such as earmuffs, to people she likes. When she's killed by the Fairplay Corporation, she spitefully leaves a pair of lacy underwear as loot.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_7656db8c
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_7656db8c
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_78270847
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Curse Cut Short
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_78270847
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Curse Cut Short: Devina interrupts Inchy in the middle of a sentence, and for bonus points, turns it into a play on words.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_78270847
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_787a34e7
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Swiss-Army Superpower
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_787a34e7
comment
Swiss-Army Superpower: Delta did not get off to a good start with mushrooms — understandably, since her first taste of them was the highly toxic and vile-tasting Gutrot mushrooms, which her goblins just kept feeding to her. Nonetheless, when she's tearfully eaten so many that mushrooms embed themselves in her theme and start breeding cheaply all over her dungeon, they prove to be very versatile, capable of providing food, medicine, illumination, poisons, hallucinogens, and even funky hybrid creations...
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_787a34e7
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_787a34e7
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_7ef728b1
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Tsundere
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_7ef728b1
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Tsundere: Nu is, by turns, sarcastic and derisive toward Delta, or complimentary and supportive. He is, however, unfailingly loyal.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_7ef728b1
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_7ef728b1
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_80491c2f
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"Open!" Says Me
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_80491c2f
comment
"Open!" Says Me: The puzzle lock on Delta's front door is not difficult; it's mostly to keep out young children and wild beasts. That doesn't stop Karn from getting bored and using a magic knife to cut the door open instead. A party's archer reports that the lock he's trying to open is "being a bit tricky" and he needs them to buy him more time. When the warrior glances over, he sees that there is no lock at all and the archer is using an arrow to dig a hole in the door.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_80491c2f
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_80491c2f
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_808cbaeb
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Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_808cbaeb
comment
Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: When Quiss first discovers the Dungeon, he knows that it will attract "Goblins, Unreasonably Large Spiders, lizard people who decided to kill other people and angry bushes." It's the bushes that have him the most concerned, due to his allergies.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_808cbaeb
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_816a4e80
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Star Wars (Franchise)
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_816a4e80
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Smalls and Cram are old friends who bonded over their many battles together, rather like Biggs Darklighter and Wedge Antilles.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_816a4e80
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_816a4e80
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_823c6e3e
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Large Ham
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_823c6e3e
comment
Large Ham: Deo is this to a T, but he's so earnest about it that it comes off as cute. Waddles the duck, when refused bread, lets out a quack that approximately translates to, "then you shall have death, a warrior's death, be it neither swift nor painless, but honorable. Embrace the void for my wrath extends beyond hell itself."
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_823c6e3e
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_823c6e3e
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_83445b04
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Pun
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_83445b04
comment
Pun: Delta uses them as a mechanism to stay sane. Nu is slowly being driven insane by having to listen to them. Grimnoir is accidentally cursed to have no choice but to use them. Whatever their source, they are a-pun-dant.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_83445b04
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_83445b04
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8411ab92
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Red Oni, Blue Oni
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8411ab92
comment
Red Oni, Blue Oni: Delta is a cheerful people-person who likes to incorporate whimsy and randomness into her Dungeon's design. Her Menu "Nu" (who is literally blue) generally dislikes adventurers, sets up the warning signs throughout the dungeon, and generally serves as Delta's Sarcastic Devotee. Ruli is a Half-Demon woman prone to fights and fits of protective rage. Quiss is the Peacekeeper of Durence and a Deadpan Snarker. They have a history. Deo is a loud, naturally strong, All-Loving Hero who just wants to enjoy life. Grim is a Jerk with a Heart of Gold and Guile Hero who takes himself a bit too seriously. They're best friends.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8411ab92
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8411ab92
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_86ba007a
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Bad Powers, Good People
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_86ba007a
comment
Bad Powers, Good People: Delta is very determined not to become a murder-machine like most dungeons, despite the menus being full of options for poisoning, crushing, drowning, boiling, impaling, and otherwise savaging and terrifying her guests (until Nu starts automatically filtering the options for her). Possibly downplayed as it turns out that the System is entirely capable of giving peaceful and benevolent options, it just hadn't been well explored by Dungeons before. Several of the townsfolk seem to qualify as well, including a vampire who serves as Durence's nocturnal banker. He does turn out to have a more Affably Evil side as the ambient mana awakens him, though.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_86ba007a
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_86ba007a
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_86f4f393
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Stating the Simple Solution
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_86f4f393
comment
Stating the Simple Solution: After Fairplay loses dozens of knives and daggers to Waddles, Yattina asks the scouts, "Have you tried... giving it bread?"
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_86f4f393
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_87b8f581
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Refusal of the Call
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_87b8f581
comment
Refusal of the Call: Played for Laughs when Quiss reminds the townsfolk that, "you must either be over the age of 16, have a demon bound inside your soul, wield a sword that no one else can use, be mute and heralded as the hero of this timeline, have a magical birthmark tied to some prophecy or have parental permission to enter the dungeon."
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_87b8f581
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_890d4ef2
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Humiliation Conga
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_890d4ef2
comment
Humiliation Conga: When Fairplay's representatives finally come to Delta, she sticks to her principles and doesn't kill them. However, her creations do steal their magical equipment, dump them in mud, scorch them, get one party's leader completely wasted on an acid trip, drive another into screaming insanity, knock them all out, and toss them out of the dungeon with just the clothes on their backs — or, for those who faced Waddles the Dark Drake, even less than that.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_890d4ef2
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8ad43dc9
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Ragtag Bunch of Misfits
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8ad43dc9
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Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: To properly clear the third floor, Delta has to assemble her team.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8ad43dc9
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8ad43dc9
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8b68d9a7
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Stalker with a Crush
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8b68d9a7
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Stalker with a Crush: Quiss regularly finds gifts anonymously left on his doorstep by Vas the golem, who watches him from the shadows.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_8b68d9a7
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_90e31482
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Laser-Guided Karma
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_90e31482
comment
Laser-Guided Karma: Delta's dungeon is full of this. However, the kind of person who triggers the bad consequences also tends to be the kind of person who didn't think too hard about the morality of their own actions, and thus doesn't realise they're being punished. Her first obstacle, the spider room, is not dangerous by default. The spiders are not aggressive, it's just challenging to sneak past their webs, and there's a bush of healing berries available. However, killing the spiders will cause the bush to steadily wilt, until it's all gone and Muffet the spidergeist attacks. Someone peaceful could walk through the room blindfolded (which actually happens), but several visitors decide to preemptively burn the webs, and suffer for it. Leave Waddles the Dark Drake alone, and he'll leave you alone. You can walk right up to him and take the key behind him, he doesn't care. But bother or disrespect him, and you get cursed with potent bad luck. The mud room gets marked with different instructions, depending on how a guest has behaved, from level 1, "Live, Laugh, Loot", to level 5, "Gonna, Have a, BAD time." And then the special extra mode, "You made Delta cry." The higher you go, the more hazards you'll encounter, and the more hostile the monsters will be. Fairplay manages to escalate to level 3 before even leaving the entrance chamber, and hits level 4 partway through the mud. King Jellagon starts out as a harmless and friendly grub, then grows stronger with every trespass against the dungeon (such as stealing what's not on offer, or killing the residents) until he's a giant dark dragon, making the boss fight a direct reflection of the party's behaviour. The system descriptions specifically refer to accruing a karmic debt.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_90e31482
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_950bbfa7
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Take a Third Option
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_950bbfa7
comment
Take a Third Option: When presented with an array of items and told to identify which would be the offering to best represent Delta, Silver realises that the correct option is the priest himself, who is Delta's creation and gift to the world. Subverted when the priest's internal monologue reveals that he was unimpressed and only passed Silver due to the latter's earnestness.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_950bbfa7
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9578bb87
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Canis Latinicus
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9578bb87
comment
Canis Latinicus: Lampshaded when Estal summons a fishing hook with Creatium Marinium Hookum, to which Karn sighs at "monthly wizard magazines and their budget spells."
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9578bb87
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9578bb87
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_966da803
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Defiant to the End
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_966da803
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Defiant to the End: After Muffet is defeated and killed for the first time, by the Fairplay corporation, she waves her legs at them in sign language just before she expires, though they don't understand it.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_966da803
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_97ddee3e
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My Skull Runneth Over
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_97ddee3e
comment
My Skull Runneth Over: Delta is able to look past the simple menu interface and see the underlying numbers of the System, but it's far too much for a humanish brain to handle.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_97ddee3e
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_97ebe48b
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Pacifist Run
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_97ebe48b
comment
Pacifist Run: Since she gains mana just by having people visit, Delta really wants to encourage this and just build a beautiful place for people to be. Which is to say that her rooms start off safe enough that a toddler could wander in and out unharmed, and her bosses can typically be bypassed by solving puzzles or paying tribute, but a group of teenagers who start killing things can quickly find themselves being driven out by creatures of nightmare. The spider room is full of webs, but the spiders aren't actually aggressive by default, there's a bush covered in healing berries in the middle, and if an adventurer wants an extra challenge, they can gain a reward by passing through without breaking a single web. But if they start killing spiders, the berries quickly shrivel, until the whole bush is gone and a powerful "spidergeist" boss monster attacks. The Storeroom key is just hanging on the wall behind Waddles the duck, and can be freely taken — but annoy or offend him, and he'll curse you with bad luck. Sir Fran the Pig Knight loves combat, but does not go for the kill, unless his foe attempts a Fake Surrender or similarly dishonest tactics. He can also be skipped by catching one of the special fish at the pond. Wyin's boss room is guarded by three doors requiring keys, each containing a warning that if the key is acquired through bloodshed or violence that the upcoming boss will be nastier to fight. King Jellagon is a largely harmless caterpillar who will give adventurers tasty snacks and let them pass through unhindered. Unless they have been harming the floor's other residents, or stealing from them, in which case he gains an assortment of power-ups and becomes highly dangerous.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_97ebe48b
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hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_97ebe48b
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_99e14f05
type
All-Loving Hero
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_99e14f05
comment
Deo is a loud, naturally strong, All-Loving Hero who just wants to enjoy life. Grim is a Jerk with a Heart of Gold and Guile Hero who takes himself a bit too seriously. They're best friends.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_99e14f05
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1.0
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hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_99e14f05
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9bee1a7f
type
Eldritch Location
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9bee1a7f
comment
Eldritch Location: Due to its excessive magic levels, Durence has a rather unusual layout, and in fact many unusual things.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9bee1a7f
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1.0
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9bee1a7f
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9c1f758a
type
Kill It with Fire
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9c1f758a
comment
Kill It with Fire: Delta finishes off the algae-based Slimers by creating flaming torches on top of them. Not because nothing else works, but because it's safe and efficient.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9c1f758a
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1.0
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9c1f758a
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9c1f758a
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9c4a7090
type
Springtime for Hitler
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9c4a7090
comment
Springtime for Hitler: After Cois develops a magical fire rune, Hob and Gob start selling rocks that are only mostly inscribed correctly, so they end up as firecracker-sized explosions suitable for children. But there's also a locked chest full of rocks where they "messed up the messing up" and produced bombs too potent to sell (at least, to anyone whose safety they care about).
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9c4a7090
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1.0
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9c4a7090
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9ffbadef
type
Fantastic Naming Convention
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9ffbadef
comment
Fantastic Naming Convention: Wizard names are apparently picked in pairs out of a magic hat. Said names typically determine what powers the wizard has, though this also leads to some Unfortunate Names.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9ffbadef
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1.0
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_9ffbadef
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a2022cc9
type
Killed Mid-Sentence
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a2022cc9
comment
Killed Mid-Sentence: Cois the goblin, killed mid-introduction, no less. Good thing he respawns...
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a2022cc9
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1.0
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a2022cc9
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1.0
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a2022cc9
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a2036225
type
The Gloves Come Off
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a2036225
comment
The Gloves Come Off: Upon seeing Fairplay blowing up her tavern, killing Fera, using dangerous Loophole Abuse to unfairly defeat Fran, and then disrespecting both of their bodies, Delta stops requiring the Pygmies to play nice, and tells Wyin what happened. Turns out that the system has a built-in stopwatch, and the party doesn't last five minutes.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a2036225
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hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a2036225
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a220d528
type
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a220d528
comment
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?: Before selecting a random guardian for the pool under her waterfall, Delta actually says aloud, "What's the worst that could happen?" Naturally, she gets a giant Abyss Worm that scares the daylights out of her even though she's incorporeal.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a220d528
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hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a220d528
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a4c37cbe
type
Mood Whiplash
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a4c37cbe
comment
Mood Whiplash: Waddles the duck creates this with his preferred home decor.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a4c37cbe
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1.0
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a4c37cbe
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a4c37cbe
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a51467fe
type
Chest Monster
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a51467fe
comment
Chest Monster: Delta gets one to defend the underwater shortcut past the first floor, a giant clam that opens up to tempt intruders with fake treasure. It's actually rather friendly, to her at least.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a51467fe
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1.0
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a51467fe
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a58802b7
type
Happiness in Slavery
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a58802b7
comment
Happiness in Slavery: When Quiss learns that Delta has two contracted goblins, he reflects on how many "monsters, crazy people, animals, demi-beings, lost golems, and depraved lonely men" would love to take their place in being enslaved to a dungeon. For the goblins, it's primarily a matter of protection and safety; inside the Dungeon, they become larger and stronger, and Delta provides them with various opportunities for upgrades, so they're happy.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a58802b7
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_a58802b7
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ab5eea65
type
Dramatic Irony
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ab5eea65
comment
Dramatic Irony: On his first visit, Quiss concludes that "the town of Durence now has a Mushroom Forest Dungeon", and is sure that the dungeon core itself would approve. Unseen and intangible, Delta (who loathes mushrooms after her goblins force-fed her so many deadly and awful-tasting ones that they started sprouting everywhere) is attempting to strangle him with her ghostly bare hands.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ab5eea65
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ab5eea65
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_abbda0ea
type
Intelligible Unintelligible
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_abbda0ea
comment
Intelligible Unintelligible: Delta is somehow able to understand Waddles, perhaps because of his contract.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_abbda0ea
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1.0
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_abbda0ea
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ae3d6438
type
Deadpan Snarker
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ae3d6438
comment
Ruli is a Half-Demon woman prone to fights and fits of protective rage. Quiss is the Peacekeeper of Durence and a Deadpan Snarker. They have a history.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ae3d6438
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hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ae3d6438
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_af8dad6b
type
Beautiful Singing Voice
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_af8dad6b
comment
Beautiful Singing Voice: Isanella is a world-class Bard, who loves music and sound above all else except her family. She allows some of her power to seep into just her introduction, and Noland is on his knees struggling for self-control. Her son, Deo, inherited her talents, along with his father's Compelling Voice — but he is profoundly deaf, meaning that he sings amazingly but can't tell. Apparently it's even worse when he plays an instrument. The Great Mushy unexpectedly develops an interest in music and unlocks an evolution that turns him into "Maestro", master of music. His voice is rather different from a classically beautiful one, harsher and deeper, but it somehow works; he and Isanella are closely matched, despite her much greater experience (she does win their contest, but they both find it to be a glorious challenge).
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_af8dad6b
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_af8dad6b
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b02f996a
type
Town with a Dark Secret
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b02f996a
comment
Town with a Dark Secret: Durence looks like a perfect retirement town for adventurers and villains alike — yet until Delta's arrival, the "Grey" would slowly turn the residents into Empty Shells. It's strongly implied to be caused by a party fighting the Silence then founding Durence over the battlefield to ensure it wouldn't get to free itself without an army in the way.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b02f996a
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b02f996a
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b14ca7ba
type
Two Aliases, One Character
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b14ca7ba
comment
Two Aliases, One Character: Played for Laughs with King Jellagon and his "siblings". The only difference between him, the Nurse "Heallagon", and the Therapist "Feelagon" is what hat they're wearing. Oddly enough, only one of them can interact with adventurers at once, they only count once against the Monster Cap for the floor, and more "siblings" may be in the works.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b14ca7ba
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hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b14ca7ba
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b1dde8fd
type
Loophole Abuse
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b1dde8fd
comment
Played with for Delta, who does like Loophole Abuse and exploitation of the system, but she's not addicted to the numbers.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b1dde8fd
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1.0
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b1dde8fd
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b55698cd
type
Normal Fish in a Tiny Pond
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b55698cd
comment
Normal Fish in a Tiny Pond: Played With. While Delta's dungeon is pretty standard for the people of Durence, Durence's population consists of retired world-class adventurers, infamous criminals, and their descendants. When a normal party of adventurers tries to challenge Delta, they are almost completely overwhelmed by her strange challenges and disproportionately strong monsters.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b55698cd
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hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b55698cd
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b58b4e3c
type
Too Dumb to Live
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b58b4e3c
comment
Too Dumb to Live: On the one hand, if Delta had been more established, she certainly would have ensured that her goblins didn't kill anyone — or better yet, didn't steal from a farmer and bring him chasing after them in the first place. On the other hand, "the way he charged into a cave after a pair of goblins was Darwin awards level stupid." She's very saddened by his death, but Ruli later agrees that he brought it on himself. Nu is quite willing to blame Fairplay's explosion problems on their own decision to ignore the sign outside the mushroom grove. It does occur to him, however, that the sign might not work for the illiterate, so he makes plans to include a pictogram version.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b58b4e3c
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b58b4e3c
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b5f97c12
type
Cover Innocent Eyes and Ears
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b5f97c12
comment
Cover Innocent Eyes and Ears: Delta isn't really a child, but she's pure and innocent enough that Nu stops her from opening her eyes to see Cois killed mid-introduction by a Fairplay representative.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b5f97c12
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b5f97c12
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b5fb096b
type
People Puppets
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b5fb096b
comment
People Puppets: Muffet the spidergeist likes using webs as strings to literally move people's bodies like puppets, typically to attack their comrades.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b5fb096b
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b5fb096b
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b98a8902
type
Soul Eating
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b98a8902
comment
When Madam Ghu offers to actually pay for a drink, Fera serves her a cocktail of which rum is the least interesting/worrisome ingredient, compared to things like paralytic venom. Actual spirits may or may not have been involved.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b98a8902
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hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b98a8902
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b9d334b2
type
Aerith and Bob
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b9d334b2
comment
Aerith and Bob: The queen bee names her children Bzzt, BzZzt, Bzztt, Bzzztz, Bzttt, GARNASH, Bzstt, Tzzb, John, Bz-zt, and Bzt.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b9d334b2
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b9d334b2
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hasFeature
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_b9d334b2
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ba236071
type
It Makes Sense in Context
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ba236071
comment
It Makes Sense in Context: But since Mila doesn't like the tax collector at all, she feels no need to be any clearer.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ba236071
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ba236071
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bb660963
type
Color-Coded Characters
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bb660963
comment
Color-Coded Characters: Delta's mana and avatar are orange, while Nu is blue. Sis is yellow.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bb660963
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bb660963
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bdbc35e7
type
Blade Enthusiast
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bdbc35e7
comment
Blade Enthusiast: After a carelessly thrown dagger embeds itself in the wall near him, Waddles the duck is a bit irritated. Then people come to bother him, and he seizes the knife — somehow — and pursues them with it. He apparently becomes so attached to that his potential evolution is updated from "Overlord" to "Overlord (knife included)". He leaves the intruders with their hair hacked off and their clothes sliced to ribbons, which he uses to build himself a tent. Then he starts collecting dozens more knives and daggers from further teams, which he uses to decorate his wall.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bdbc35e7
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bdbc35e7
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bdd7fd6b
type
These Hands Have Killed
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bdd7fd6b
comment
These Hands Have Killed: When she's just started sending out her goblins on gathering missions, Delta inadvertently tangles with a farmer, whom her goblins rob and kill. When his son later comes to the Dungeon, crying and set on revenge, Delta breaks down in tears herself, and swears to herself that she'll do what she can to repay the family.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bdd7fd6b
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bdd7fd6b
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_be5e459b
type
The Bartender
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_be5e459b
comment
The Bartender: Fera the goblin is created as this when Delta upgrades the goblin camp to an inn. She's gruff, but has a good heart. And is empowered by the presence of other goblins in her bar. And gains access to any new ingredients that the dungeon absorbs. It's not a good idea to start any trouble under her eye, especially since she has a Boomstick.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_be5e459b
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_be5e459b
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bf698238
type
When All You Have Is a Hammer…
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bf698238
comment
When All You Have Is a Hammer…: Seath, the town's expert on pest control and dangerous creatures, deals equally with pixie nests and infectious Shadow Beasts. Where "equally" means "everything gets infernal fire from the 67th layer of the Abyss."
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bf698238
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bf698238
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bf7cad7d
type
Locked Door
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bf7cad7d
comment
Locked Door: Delta's second floor eventually becomes this, with parties having to collect three out of the six keys on the floor to unlock the three gates to the boss room. Each gate has a key that requires combat, or a key that takes problem-solving skills.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bf7cad7d
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_bf7cad7d
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c2e295cd
type
Curse
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c2e295cd
comment
Curse: Waddles the Dark Drake can curse people with bad luck if they annoy him. When the next room is the mud pit, anyone who gets cursed is guaranteed to get messy. It's actually quite a potent curse, though, even working on Renny's mime powers; his attempts to mime lighting a cannon with a match fail due to the curse. When Haldi gets riled up by Caline of Fairplay disrespecting the original Durence (for whom the village is named, and who was Haldi's close friend), he invokes a curse of cheese: "A fool I do see, hear my words and bend the knee. For every time you mention Durence, a curse to you from me. So… let it brie."
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c2e295cd
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c2e295cd
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c335b9ec
type
Irony
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c335b9ec
comment
Irony: Deo's mother is a world-class Bard, his father has a voice that can rouse not only peasants but also animals and plants to battle, and Deo inherited their musical abilities, judging from the comments on his singing voice. He's also completely deaf. Until Delta overwhelms the magical infection responsible and uses her own mana to patch him up.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c335b9ec
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c335b9ec
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c37813c5
type
Ninja
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c37813c5
comment
Ninja: Luna, guardian of the second-floor spa, has a fascination with killing methods, and picks up related upgrades, allowing her to disarm visitors before they enter — and before they even notice she's done it.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c37813c5
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c37813c5
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c4a1d337
type
Muscles Are Meaningful
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c4a1d337
comment
Muscles Are Meaningful: Rale the frogman, after being given some exercise equipment, becomes obsessed with it, and trains until he is exceedingly buff. Karn, who moments earlier was willing to fight a giant abyss worm, is intimidated.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c4a1d337
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c4a1d337
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c75df49a
type
Shout-Out
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_c75df49a
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Shout-Out: Lots, many of them mixed in with Delta's puns. When Nu tells Delta that she must be the very best, she tries to bite her tongue to stop herself from singing, "Like no one ever was..." but it leaks out. Her mana, when conquering a new room, shouts out, "Shrooms for the Shroom Dungeon! FRIENDSHIP FOR THE DELTA!" After Poppy transforms into a giant ice lizard, Grimnoir remarks that she "doesn't have to lose it and let it go all the time." After upgrading her contracted goblins' equipment, "Honestly, Delta really did feel like an Elf Queen right now. Giving out gifts to small people about to go fight giant spiders." Quiss wants to entirely dismiss the military value of love, but remembers the Moon clan, "a long existing group of mages that used the emotion love and other forms, as energy for their eye-melting beam attacks. Effective but Quiss would sooner drown himself in Delta's mud than watch the same naked magical dress up sequence 5 times in a row and listen to their religious speeches on love." Mr Mushy watches Delta's spiders spinning their webs and considers what it would be like to make webs from his fingers. Durence's banker, due to the low mana levels that make everyone just go through the motions, spends most of his time recounting the same few coins, drinks a lot of milk, and is named "Von". Smalls and Cram are old friends who bonded over their many battles together, rather like Biggs Darklighter and Wedge Antilles. Delta observes that "if we find a silent boy in green, we should just give him anything he wants because I don't like our chances against him now that I am the dungeon." Then she sits up straight and realises that Mr Mushy's pots would be in danger. Cois insists that he needs to find loot on the third floor, and suggests golden pantaloons as one option. Garvan the undead reacts to Delta's new cave troll by running away shouting, “TROLL! TROLL IN THE CASTLE!� When Delta is still establishing a foothold on the third floor, she tells her forces that, "I want to secure a command post to mine gas from and build more pylons!" One of Delta's gargoyles wants to call himself "Draco", but the others persuade him to stick to generic "Dragon" because it "sounds less like a snot-nosed ponce going to whine at you." When Delta learns that Nu is submitting reports to the system, she asks if he needs to "report on how you learn valuable lessons every day?" Mharia wishes Delta had transformed the third floor into "a massive level of buzzsaws, spikes, and rotating death traps that would require pinpoint precision platforming." Wyin is quite upset about getting a set of scratches on each cheek, because "Delta is howling in laughter and telling me to 'believe it' over and over!" The "Noi Storm Crabs" are big red crabs who gather at sunset for a daily ritual. This a reference to the (in)famous meme music video "Crab Rave", by Irish EDM producer Noisestorm. While trying to solve her Mushroom Grove's weakness to flooding Delta ends up creating Blue Cap Mushrooms, which look like fusions between Smurfs and Gremlins. Alpha mentions that his Thick Bones passive ability allows him to headbutt trees, and sometimes creatures fall out.
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The Symbiote
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The Symbiote: Delta eventually learns that Dungeons function as this to the nearby land, being fed with local mana, and in return purifying and radiating it, and so there are royal protections against destroying one unless it's become unreasonably dangerous. Unfortunately, those protections don't extend to actually treating Dungeons as people, so they can still be captured and milked like cattle.
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Plausible Deniability
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Plausible Deniability: Discovering a Dungeon brings a legal obligation to report it, but the citizens of Durence, after discussing Delta's situation (pacifist but not yet strong enough to protect herself from ruthless exploitation), are sadly unable to do anything about it immediately, because outgoing mail is banned. As of five seconds ago. Looks like they'll have to wait until the tax collector next visits. When the tax collector does visit and inspect Delta, he realises that being the one to report the Dungeon means he'll be responsible for regularly visiting and monitoring it, which he isn't especially keen to do. He takes an especially circuitous and roundabout route home.
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Corrupt Corporate Executive
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Corrupt Corporate Executive: Any of the large dungeon-farming groups, who restrain dungeons from growth, feed them specific things to force their development along preferred lines, and then use them up. Delta is advised early to slay any who set foot in her without mercy. There are strong indications that the Fairplay company may be a subversion of this. One of the author's comments implies a more symbiotic rather than exploitative relationship, albeit one not without complications.
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Beyond the Impossible
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_cc6f4612
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Beyond the Impossible: Delta. Often. Usually by accident when trying to do something mundane or just screwing around. When the dungeon gets set up for scaling difficulty based on the actions of invaders, it has levels 1-5, and a secret level 6 known as “you made Delta cry�. One Fairplay official decides to send in magical robots powered by shards of dead dungeons, which so horrified Delta that it causes the spontaneous generation of level 7: “you broke Delta’s heart�.
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My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels
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My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels: Seth doesn't have a full grasp on the main language the characters speak, so he has a tendency to speak in Malaproper and say things that sound like Non Sequiturs or Double Entendres. In fairness, Quiss isn't any better at speaking Seth's native language.
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Implausible Deniability
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Implausible Deniability: Mrs Dabberghast asks Quiss to help her with a Terror Root that mysteriously grew in her garden and started causing trouble. The only reason she can get away with it is because no one wants to provoke the ex-Dark Witch of Bloodthorn Forest.
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Combat Sadomasochist
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Combat Sadomasochist: Wyin has always been vicious, but she leans into the masochism and generalised pain-appreciation when she fights Hazhur and his team, taking strength from her own pain and fascinated by theirs.
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Puppy Love
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Puppy Love: Poppy has a crush on Deo, and becomes very protective of him when fighting Wyin.
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Male Sun, Female Moon
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Male Sun, Female Moon: Inverted twice. Delta as the warm, nurturing and live-giving creator showering people with blessings is depicted as the sun in the Pygmy Myconids' faith and the astral plane, while the aloof and cunning (and male) Nu is associated with shadows and the Moon. In the creation myth, the Sister is blond and that is the reason why the sun is yellow. On the other hand, the Moon is one of the Little Brother's stolen eyes.
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A Rare Sentence
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A Rare Sentence: Delta's efforts, temperament, and unique existence (plus the town of Durence itself) combine to form so many unique scenarios that the plethora of rare sentences aren't even commented on. The insanity itself, yes, but not any description thereof.
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_dd9fba61
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Mama Bear
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Mama Bear: Parhal is a Royal Knight, meaning that she's one of the most powerful people in the kingdom. She's also rather evil, but contractually bound to serve. When she decides to take a little bite out of Deo, though, she promptly finds herself on the ground, bleeding from her ears and with her eyes bulging out, as Deo's mother Isanella stands over her. And that's before Isanella actually speaks. When she does, Parhal's armour cracks and her bones fracture as the street shatters under her. On the other hand, Delta wins Isanella's undying devotion when she overcomes Deo's magical infection and restores his hearing.
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Pass the Popcorn
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Pass the Popcorn: Nu watches the Fairplay representatives fighting Muffet, who is puppeting their own people against them, and wishes he had tea to sip.
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Know When to Fold 'Em
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Know When to Fold 'Em: Upon seeing what happened to the first few Fairplay teams (one party dumped outside, unconscious and looted of everything but their clothes, another party running away with even their hair and clothes sliced to ribbons), the last two teams run away from Delta instead of entering.
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Cruel Mercy
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Cruel Mercy: Fera demands an apology from Geytan, who wonders aloud why she doesn't just kill him, or cut off his hand.
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Bag of Holding
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Bag of Holding: Smalls carries several. However, he also mentions that rather than extradimensional spaces, most bags now connect to bank vaults on the same plane.
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Light Is Not Good
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Light Is Not Good: Fairplay's uniforms are white with silver accents, and their mana is often described as "uniform" or "clean" to the point where Delta compares it to someone taking steel wool to a beautiful piece of artwork. They're an organization set on taming dungeons and optimizing their output.
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Suspiciously Specific Denial
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Suspiciously Specific Denial: Delta lets out a nervous laugh when trying to reassure Nu that "I didn't summon a man eating treasure chest!" While attempting to hide the mimic behind her transparent body.
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Sarcastic Devotee
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Delta is a cheerful people-person who likes to incorporate whimsy and randomness into her Dungeon's design. Her Menu "Nu" (who is literally blue) generally dislikes adventurers, sets up the warning signs throughout the dungeon, and generally serves as Delta's Sarcastic Devotee.
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Martial Pacifist
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_ed46da54
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Martial Pacifist: Delta really wants to build a peaceful place, but she does recognise that there will be some people who come to exploit and pillage and slaughter, and that she needs to defend herself. Her challenges are never designed to be lethal, her monsters are instructed not to kill under ordinary circumstances, but exceptions can be made for especially problematic visitors. For example, Sir Fran is permitted to kill those who attempt a Fake Surrender.
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Shrine to the Fallen
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Shrine to the Fallen: Delta's remorse for the unintended deaths just after her awakening leads to the system giving her the option to create a memorial room just inside her entrance, recording the names (when known), dates, and manner of death of those who have been killed by her. The room is watched over by a statue of Delta herself, bitterly weeping. Reactions amongst newcomers are mixed; some are left deep in thought, others see no loot and dismiss it. (Also, other established dungeons begin to receive the option, too.)
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One-Steve Limit
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One-Steve Limit: Sir Fran the pig knight, and Cois the pyromancer, are actually both named Francois, but they've each taken the part of the name they like best.
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Anti-Climax
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Anti-Climax: When Estal encounters a circus in the middle of a jungle, she thinks it must be some kind of a joke, but she can't see the punch line.
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Mundane Utility
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Mundane Utility: It's not clear exactly how Seth's spell is working, but "Space twisted, the souls beyond screamed, Quiss' ears popped, and Deo seemed to have a vision, but then the cup was refilled with fresh coffee and Seth sipped at it with a blank expression on his face."
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NO INDOOR VOICE
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No Indoor Voice: DEO IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU!! Justified, in that he is deaf, and also a very enthusiastic person.
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Last-Second Word Swap
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Last-Second Word Swap: Quiss has the habit of using incantations as swears and has to catch himself before properly saying the full thing. This causes his miscast spells to summon ducks, which ironically can be more dangerous than fire.
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Pungeon Master
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Her delbird calls itself Inchy, because it hangs around Devina (Dev) regularly.
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Phlebotinum Overdose
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Phlebotinum Overdose: Inexperienced adventurers can suffer mana poisoning if they spend too long in a Dungeon. Half-demon Ruli has no trouble, but Grimnoir has a narrow escape and suffers lasting side effects.
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Insult Backfire
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Insult Backfire: When Luna asks him to explain Delta's cackling, Nu grumpily states that it's, "Because she thinks she's clever and whatever she's planning is going to backfire so badly it will hurt me in my soul." Luna, who is fascinated with injury and death, is merely impressed by the idea that Delta can hurt someone's soul.
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Running Gag
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Running Gag: People believing Delta really, really likes mushrooms when she really, really doesn't. Delta being freaked out and horrified by her own monsters. It gets downplayed as time goes by and she grows used to her situation.
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Puzzle Box
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Puzzle Box: Delta puts a very simple tile puzzle on her front entrance, easy for any adult to solve in a few minutes, and even easier once you know the solution, but enough to keep out wild animals and small children.
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Beware the Nice Ones
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Beware the Nice Ones: When Delta has it out with the Spider Queen after she discovers the Queen considers love just a tool and her children nothing but pawns, she devours the queen's soul.
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Bigger on the Inside
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Bigger on the Inside: Dungeon space is malleable; upgrading a room will frequently make it larger on the inside, without changing the amount of space it occupies on a map. Delta is quite taken aback the first time this happens upon creating a boss room, which triples the internal size.
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_name
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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns / int_name
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itemName
There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns

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 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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A Dungeon Is You / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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A Mischief of Mice / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Attack Backfire / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Beautiful Singing Voice / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Bigger on the Inside / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Bonus Material / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Bribing Your Way to Victory / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Cap / int_8397a915
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Chest Monster / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Chew Bubblegum / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Cradling Your Kill / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Dead Guy Puppet / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Death Trap / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Doppelmerger / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Druid / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Eloquent in My Native Tongue / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Epunymous Title / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Evolving Weapon / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Excited Show Title! / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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First-Episode Resurrection / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Force Feeding / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Heart Is an Awesome Power / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Heroes Gone Fishing / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Implausible Deniability / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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In the Back / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Instructional Title / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Intelligible Unintelligible / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Last-Second Word Swap / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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LitRPG / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Literal Metaphor / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Living Weapon / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Locked Door / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Magical Counterfeiting / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Magikarp Power / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Martial Pacifist / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Munchkin / int_8397a915
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Nature Versus Nurture / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Pacifist Run / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Pass the Popcorn / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Phlebotinum Overdose / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Pineapple Ruins Pizza / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Protagonist and Friends / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Protagonist Title / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Pungeon Master / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Puzzle Box / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Questioning Title? / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Recognizable by Sound / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Reforged into a Minion / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Regenerating Mana / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Sentimental Sacrifice / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Sentimental Shabbiness / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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The Bartender / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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The Hidden Hour / int_8397a915
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The Place / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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These Hands Have Killed / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Time Title / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Verbed Title / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Versus Title / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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Web Serial Novel / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong? / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
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When All You Have Is a Hammer… / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
hasFeature
Witch Doctor / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
hasFeature
World of Badass / int_8397a915
 There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns
hasFeature
Your Mime Makes It Real / int_8397a915