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Snail Mail

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In the past, people sent routine letters and paid bills using the government-run postal service. Today, most messages and bill payments are sent electronically, and if you need to send someone a paper card, package, or whatnot, there are many options from email to FedEx, DHL, UPS, and the like, all of which are much faster than the traditional Postal Services or "Snail Mail". The standard joke is that regular mail takes forever and sometimes never arrives at all.
In Real Life, public mail services can be slow. Postal services claim that some delays are caused by customers not filling in addresses properly or not following postal guidelines for packages (leading workers to use the Stamp of Rejection and return it to you), while others are due to weather and natural disasters. Postal services also face delays because, like any huge government bureaucracy, they face staffing shortages, as complex hiring systems, strikes, and big pension obligations make it hard to hire enough staff. As well, mail delivery can be slowed—at least in the short term— by the challenge of integrating new technologies and processes (e.g. automated sorting, digital tracking). On the other hand, this can sometimes be an Inverted Trope, because depending on certain circumstances and where the mail is being sent, the postal service can actually sometimes be faster than a specialized delivery service.
Sub-Trope of Absurdly Long Wait. Contrast Instant Home Delivery and Unstoppable Mailman. Related to Technology Marches On.

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In the TaleSpin episode, "Your Baloo's In the Mail", Rebecca wins the Pazuza sweepstakes worth $100,000, and plans to use the $17.50 S.S.T.I.S.D.D.note Super Speed Triple Insured Same Day Delivery postage to get the ticket mailed in time for the sweepstakes' next-day deadline. However, her daughter Molly's school play prevents her from being able to mail the ticket herself. When Rebecca worries that Baloo might mess up this important delivery, Molly suggests just telling Baloo that it's a normal 'non-important' job. Baloo takes this seriously and spends most of the $20.00 Rebecca gives him on fast food, leaving him with only two cents. As a result, he is only able to afford the post office's 18th class service, which hasn't been used in 40 years, and takes ten weeks to deliver. When Baloo realizes his mistake, it's up to him to speed the mail delivery along so that the winning ticket can get delivered to Pazuza in time.
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The Simpsons: In the episode "Brush With Greatness", it is revealed that Marge sent Ringo Starr fan mail back in the 1960s. Ringo didn't receive said mail until 1991.
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When Wade graduates from high school in Ready Player One, he notes that a physical copy of his diploma is sent to what remains of his former residence via this trope, actually using the words "Snail Mail".
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The postal trucks in Fortnite literally have a snail for a logo.
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The postal system in Oceania is depicted by Nineteen Eighty-Four to be cumbersomely slow, with a letter often taking several months to arrive, if it manages it.
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In the cartoon version of The Doodlebops, Mail Snail sends messages to The Doodlebops from kids.
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This trope forms the basic premise of Going Postal, in which amoral Boxed Crook Moist von Lipwig is put in charge of an all but defunct Post Office that has become a joke, now fighting for its life against modern technology (a Steampunk semaphore system). He turns it around by averting the trope, by reintroducing regular deliveries and introducing stamps to speed things up (as well as argue the physical delivery of letters has more emotional weight).
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Seinfeld - Jerry's neighbor and Sitcom Archnemesis Neuman is a postal worker. In a scheme to get Neuman out of his apartment via a transfer to Hawaii, Jerry dons Neuman's old uniform to deliver his unused mail. The joke is that the scheme backfires because Jerry is better at it than Neuman - all of the mail was delivered on time, something no mailman has ever done.
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On Bear in the Big Blue House, Jeremiah Tortoise is an elderly tortoise who delivers the mail in Woodland Valley. It's not unusual for stuff to take ages to arrive, and woe be those who get a wrong package because of his Forgetful Jones tendencies, forcing a redelivery.
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In David Brin's The Postman, a well-educated drifter in post-apocalyptic America finds a dead postal carrier in a car wreck. He puts on the uniform and tells people he is a mailman from the US Postal Service. At first, he delivers letters to the communities on the wastelands alone. It is a slow process because he's on foot and the land is crawling with survivalists and robbers. Eventually he gets helpers and by the end, he leads a whole team of mail carriers, all of which help to re-establish the fabric of society and order.
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A subplot of the episode "Enemies Foreign and Domestic" of The West Wing found Charlie trying to trace the sender of a letter the President received that doesn't match any details of a Bartlet trip, but has a special code that Presidents only give out to close friends to have their mail sent directly. After significant digging, it turns out the letter was sent over 60 years earlier to President Franklin Roosevelt from a young man who met him at a campaign stop in Pittsburgh, and Bartlet used the same code FDR did. Charlie invites the now-elderly man and his son to the White House for a photo with the President, who thanks Charlie and asks for a photo with him as well.
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Referenced in Back to the Future Part II when, after arriving in 2015, Doc Brown says the following:
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SpongeBob SquarePants:
"Waiting" revolves around SpongeBob standing next to his mailbox and waiting for a toy to come in the mail, neglecting his friends and his pet.
In "Hocus Pocus," after SpongeBob mails in an order for a magic kit, a time card reads "4 TO 6 WEEKS LATER" and cuts to him receiving his package.
Inverted in "Chatterbox Gary." SpongeBob orders a translation collar so he can understand what his pet is saying, and orders the fastest possible delivery option, "time warp." He is told that his package was delivered "last Thursday."
Ironically, the actual episode with the title "Snail Mail" doesn't revolve around the postal service. Instead, it deals with the fallout from Gary accidentally getting slime on a letter that SpongeBob sent to a pen pal, changing the word "frying" to "flying". Hilarity Ensues as SpongeBob doesn't correct the misunderstanding before it gets out of hand. Said pen pal turns out to be Patrick. Each time SpongeBob sends a new letter, the response still takes 4 to 6 days to arrive, though.
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At the end of A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Baudelaire orphans finally receive a letter from their dead parents roughly two years after it was originally mailed. For context, the late Mr. and Mrs. Baudelaire came home from a trip less than a month after the letter was declared lost in the mail.
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Wabbit: A Looney Tunes Production: In one episode, Bugs orders a kite. After waiting a while, the order arrives late in the mail, the one delivering the package being a snail.
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On MacGyver (2016), Mac is convinced in Season 1 to reach out to his estranged father. He does so by sending a letter, not believing any other form will reach his father. It's returned to sender at the end of the season, having apparently been to pretty much everyone on the planet besides Mac's dad. Trying to find MacGyver Sr becomes a recurring arc for Season 2.
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