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Guards N' Retards is a machinima series created by SMG4. Primarily filmed in GoldenEye (1997), the series focuses on Chris and SwagMaster696969696969, two guards working at the world's largest spaghetti factory. Unlike SMG4's bloopers, nearly every character uses text-to-speech for dialog."Mario and the Retarded Spaghetti Factory", uploaded on February 2, 2014, serves as a pilot to the series. Guards 'N Retards would become an official series on February 23, 2014. It would eventually merge with the main SMG4 series starting in 2019 with "Mario's Prison Escape". |
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Ripped from the Headlines |
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Ripped from the Headlines: In "Le Train Breach", Swagmaster pretends to have ebola so girls will be attracted to him. Needless to say, it doesn't go well. |
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Defeat Means Friendship |
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Defeat Means Friendship: At the end of "Swag Party Hostages", the duo befriend the Butt Ninja and throw a party with him. |
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Gone Horribly Wrong |
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Gone Horribly Wrong: Swagmaster has Chang, his Asian midget messenger, deliver a letter to a pointy boob lady in the hopes of getting pointy boobs. She thinks that Chang is cute and goes on a date with him. |
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Reveal Shot: In the first few moments of "Swag Party Hostages", when Chris finds Sergeant Mark. |
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Stylistic Suck |
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Stylistic Suck: Guards N' Retards can be seen as combining poor character designs, synthetic voices, and lack of effort into a big parody of suckish episodes. |
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In-Universe |
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In-Universe; Swagmaster cannot believe that Chris trusted him. |
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Jerk with a Heart of Gold |
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Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Swagmaster. Sergeant Mark has also shown appreciation and kindness to the duo on occasion. |
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Characterization Marches On |
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Characterization Marches On: The pilot depicted Chris as a slacker who only cared for himself, while the actual series has Chris petrified of his superiors and it is made blatant that he obviously hates his job. However, he does take his job seriously. |
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Big "WHAT?!" |
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Big "WHAT?!": Swagmaster's reaction to learning that the Very False Advertising tricked him into signing up for a crappy job. |
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Wham Line |
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Wham Line: |
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Synthetic Voice Actor |
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Synthetic Voice Actor: Everybody. It's rare for a character not to be voiced this way. |
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Freeze-Frame Bonus |
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Freeze-Frame Bonus: The number of prisoners who have died from SWAG heart attacks is 24,564,326. When the lady in jail spazzes out, a brief caption appears reading "quality animation". |
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Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs |
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Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: During "The Vacation", when Swagmaster is thinking about the hotel he and Chris are going to be staying in, he believes there will be butlers, hookers and hooker butlers. |
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Nice Job Breaking It, Hero! |
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Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Greg once got a magical spellbook. When Swagmaster tells him to kill Ivan, Greg messes up four times (one spell crushes Chris, the other two are useless summons, and the last one makes Swagmaster feel fabulous) due to being new with the book. It takes him at least a minute for him to master it, showing that not everyone will quickly become an Instant Expert when they received a power that they're new with. |
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Motor Mouth |
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Motor Mouth: While this is not the case when he talks, Tubbie Wonka can play his ocarina very fast. Swagmaster, most notably when he gets angry. |
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They Killed Kenny Again |
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They Killed Kenny Again: Mark dies multiple times throughout the series, but always manages to come back by the next episode. Lampshaded in "Le Train Breach". |
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The Bus Came Back |
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The Bus Came Back: The Butt Ninja returns in "Swag Party Hostages". Tubbie Wonka finally returns in "Le Train Breach". |
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Whole Episode Flashback |
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Whole Episode Flashback: "The Vacation" serves as this to explain where Chris and Swagmaster have been for the past year. By the time Swagmaster is ready to start the episode, the video ends. |
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Trademark Favorite Food |
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Trademark Favorite Food: Mario's love for spaghetti which is what drives him to go to the factory in the first place. |
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Take That! |
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Take That!: Swagmaster really hates Justin Bieber. Swagmaster has also talked about murdering The Wiggles. Swagmaster tells Chris that the escaped prisoner looked like "a rectangle with creepy-ass eyes. The first thing Chris thinks of is Barney. In "The Vacation", Swagmaster is afraid to go into the water as a result of watching Shark Tale. |
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Hypocritical Humor |
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Hypocritical Humor: Swagmaster tells Chris that he has friends like the Butt Ninja, only for him to shoot Swagmaster. Swagmaster convinces Mario that he is not going to hurt anyone. He then mistakes Luigi for Admiral Greg and starts shooting away. |
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Demoted to Extra |
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Demoted to Extra: Morgan Freeman only gets cameos in "Pointy Things" and "Prisoners", and is completely absent in "Swag Party Hostages". |
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New Powers as the Plot Demands |
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New Powers as the Plot Demands: Swagmaster uses "Mega Swagilicious Pingas" Punch on the villain in "Swag Party Hostages". See also Non Sequitur. |
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Shout-Out |
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Shout-Out: Has its own page. |
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Self-Deprecation |
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Self-Deprecation: When the lady in jail spazzes out, a brief caption appears saying "quality animation". While Swagmaster watches one of SMG4's videos, Chris tells him to "stop watching those gay-ass videos". In-Universe; Swagmaster cannot believe that Chris trusted him. |
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No Name Given |
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No Name Given: Swagmaster's real name is never revealed. Also with the Butt Ninja. |
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Stock Scream |
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Stock Scream: A Wilhelm scream can be heard when the Butt Ninja shoots his first victim. |
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Groin Attack |
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Groin Attack: Mario performs one on Tubbie Wonka. The Butt Ninja also performs one on Swagmaster. He then attempts to get revenge on him for a chunk of the episode. Kevin shoots Mark in the groin. |
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Crossover |
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Crossover: Swagmaster hallucinates that he has entered the world of Super Mario Bros., only for everyone there to mistake him for a pedophile. "Mario's Prison Escape" is the first full crossover with the main series. |
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Product Placement |
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Product Placement: The ending to "The Butt Ninja" contains an advert for SMG4's online shop. |
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Comically Missing the Point |
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Comically Missing the Point: After the escaped prisoner shoots Chris: |
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