Search/Recent Changes
DBTropes
...it's like TV Tropes, but LINKED DATA!

Space Ice (Web Video)

 Space Ice (Web Video)
type
TVTItem
 Space Ice (Web Video)
label
Space Ice (Web Video)
 Space Ice (Web Video)
page
SpaceIce
 Space Ice (Web Video)
comment
Space Ice is the mega-blockbuster hit Youtube channel that showed the world you can call multiple movies the Worst Movie Ever and be entirely correct, everytime.*ahem* Space Ice is a YouTube movie reviewer that started uploading in 2021. Best known for his videos on Steven Seagal movies, Space Ice's video are something of a hybrid between a traditional Video Review Show and The Abridged Series, recapping the plot of a movie (often in a comedic, distorted fashion) while offering commentary on the subjects. The videos takes on a mock movie trailer presentation, using a gruff "action movie guy" voice, and a sweeping stock background track.Most of his uploads can be grouped into one of three series. Best Movie Ever: In which Space Ice makes a humorous play-by-play commentary of an action movie (usually those staring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Nicolas Cage, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kurt Russell and Bruce Willis), often making up a new story based on the footage. Versus: Where he compares the feats of two action stars across their movies to determine who's the toughest/best. Worst Movie Ever: Dedicated to tearing apart bad movies by providing a quick summary of the movie's plot while mocking their numerous problems. Focused on Steven Seagal's notorious Direct to Video output, though the Resident Evil Film Series and the work of Uwe Boll and Neil Breen also get plenty of attention. Best Worst Movie: For movies that are So Bad, It's Good.
 Space Ice (Web Video)
fetched
2024-03-20T14:32:23Z
 Space Ice (Web Video)
parsed
2024-03-20T14:32:24Z
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to AffectionateParody: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to Blade1998: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to Cliffhanger: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to CollateralDamage: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to DemolitionMan: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to FamilyMatters: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to FarCry: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to HalfPastDead: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to InTheNameOfTheKing: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to Kickboxer: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to Nickelback: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to OnDeadlyGround: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to OutOfReach: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to Predator: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to The6thDay: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to TheFastAndTheFurious2001: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to TheFifthElement: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to TheLastDragon: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to TheRock: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
processingComment
Dropped link to TheSpecialist: Not a Feature - ITEM
 Space Ice (Web Video)
isPartOf
DBTropes
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_121476bd
type
The Millstone
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_121476bd
comment
The Millstone: During his review of Cliffhanger, he frequently brings up how Jessie just continues to make everything worse for Stallone and insists on referring to her as "No Bullets Bitch" after a line used by one of the henchman.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_121476bd
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_121476bd
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_121476bd
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_14180452
type
Instantly Proven Wrong
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_14180452
comment
Instantly Proven Wrong: In his first Attrition Worst Ever, Space Ice initially thinks Seagal's proposed recompense for the man trying to kill him sounds reasonable, only for Seagal to keep going and make his demand completely ridiculous.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_14180452
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_14180452
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_14180452
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21586e8c
type
Padding
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21586e8c
comment
Padding: invoked His review of Steven Seagal's movies often handwaves scenes and subplots as seemingly only existing to get the movie to the magical 90-minutes mark.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21586e8c
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21586e8c
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21586e8c
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21e5b9c7
type
Failed a Spot Check
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21e5b9c7
comment
Failed a Spot Check: As he mocks, in Against the Dark, everyone is standing in an elevator looking out, yet they still somehow don't see the zombie running up to grab one of the women until he drags her away.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21e5b9c7
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21e5b9c7
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_21e5b9c7
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_222dc873
type
Black Comedy
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_222dc873
comment
Black Comedy: His commentary often makes use of this. One example is the I Am Here..... Now video where, after introducing Man in Wheelchair (whom Space Ice describes as an odious jerkass and all-around drain to society), he reveals the character has terminal cancer... and admits this is the first ever time he has rooted for cancer.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_222dc873
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_222dc873
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_222dc873
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_23330a99
type
Immediate Self-Contradiction
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_23330a99
comment
Immediate Self-Contradiction: The Double Down Worst Ever has Neil Breen's character describing himself as a simple man. Then it immediately cuts to him explaining that he is a Cyborg enhanced by the United States to carry out his missions and equipped with a force field he can selectively activate to kill anyone who opposes him.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_23330a99
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_23330a99
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_23330a99
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2497e5b8
type
Atomic F-Bomb
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2497e5b8
comment
Atomic F-Bomb: His narration is prone to letting out a well-felt "MOTHERFUCKER!" whenever something surprising and inconvenient happens to the movie's protagonist.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2497e5b8
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2497e5b8
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2497e5b8
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_25524784
type
No-Holds-Barred Beatdown
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_25524784
comment
No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: According to him, the Final Battle of Willy's Wonderland consists of Nicholas Cage beating Willy for three hours.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_25524784
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_25524784
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_25524784
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2cac8d77
type
Rooting for the Empire
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2cac8d77
comment
Rooting for the Empire Invoked: While this is averted in the Steven Seagal reviews due to the villains being as boring and thinly-written as Seagal himself, he did find himself cheering for the bad guys a few times: He finds the crime syndicate in I Am Here..... Now the "most likable people in the entire movie and it's not even close"... until they make the mistake of letting Steven Seagal in their club. He really like Dana the human trafficker in Pass Thru due to her crazy, violent actions and the actress leaving bite marks all over the scenery. In his read of the plot, she gets restored to life after Neil Breen erases her from existence because "she's too important". He absolutely loves Sho'nuff from The Last Dragon, hypes him as the most amazing character in the film, and admits to completely losing interest in the movie as soon as he's defeated. In his review of Demolition Man, he goes back and forth on who he's rooting for, because he thinks both Stallone and Snipes are awesome but hates when they do things like knit or wear overalls. The title for his Worst Ever on On Deadly Ground says it's so bad, it'll make viewers root for the oil spill.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2cac8d77
featureApplicability
-1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2cac8d77
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_2cac8d77
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d226e02
type
Pineapple Ruins Pizza
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d226e02
comment
Pineapple Ruins Pizza: The title Mercenary For Justice review says it's so bad, it puts pineapple on pizza.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d226e02
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d226e02
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d226e02
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d2c6d30
type
Skewed Priorities
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d2c6d30
comment
Skewed Priorities: In his take on Collateral Damage's plot, Arnold Schwarzenegger is so distraught by the destruction of a toy spaceship (rather than say, the bomb blast killing dozens of people) that he holds a funeral for it, develops alcoholism, divorces and travels clandestinely to Columbia to avenge it against the Big Bad. His version of Cliffhanger sees Stallone working so hard to find all the luggage because he really wants to see the "slick suits and socks" the villain claimed the suitcases held rather than to find all the stolen money. His rendition of Urban Justice sees Steven Seagal more interested in calling a man "a snitch" then listening to the information he's offering regarding Seagal's son's murder. In Space Ice's The 6th Day, Arnold Schwarzenegger gives up a golden opportunity to escape an abusive household and gets in a lot of trouble with the police simply because he wants to eat the birthday cake he saw his Identical Stranger hold.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d2c6d30
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d2c6d30
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3d2c6d30
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3eee0728
type
Captain Obvious
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3eee0728
comment
Captain Obvious: In the Worst Ever for Driven to Kill, when the detective agrees to hide the fact Seagal's daughter is still alive because "it might damage their case", Space Ice can't contain his snark.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3eee0728
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3eee0728
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_3eee0728
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40652d02
type
The One Thing I Don't Hate About You
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40652d02
comment
The One Thing I Don't Hate About You: Before tearing into Uwe Boll's In the Name of the King, he does admit to liking one thing about the movie: Jason Statham's performance. While he utterly destroys Steven Seagal's Against the Dark, he does think that Taggart is a total badass and the movie should be about him.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40652d02
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40652d02
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40652d02
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40bb59d0
type
Blatant Lies
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40bb59d0
comment
His "Best Movie Ever" videos are guaranteed to see him talking at length about how incredibly awesome the main character is, including Blatant Lies, such as claiming the Janitor in Willy's Wonderland creates "extremely high tech body armor" when the Janitor is clearly just wrapping duct tape around his torso.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40bb59d0
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40bb59d0
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_40bb59d0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_44989f6f
type
"Could Have Avoided This!" Plot
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_44989f6f
comment
"Could Have Avoided This!" Plot: While reviewing Against the Dark, he points out that the long trek through the abandoned hospital to reach the emergency exit before the generators ran out of power could have been completely avoided by just waiting near the broken window the group entered through.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_44989f6f
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_44989f6f
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_44989f6f
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4af55b78
type
Credits Gag
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4af55b78
comment
Credits Gag: His "please subscribe" messages at the end of each videos include a joke, either regarding a channel running gag or the movie being reviewed.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4af55b78
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4af55b78
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4af55b78
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4f4372e9
type
Early-Installment Weirdness
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4f4372e9
comment
Early-Installment Weirdness: The channel's very first upload is a Family Matters fan theory (about Judy Winslow's unexplained unpersoning from the show) and is narrated with Space Ice's natural voice, which is very different from the "Action movie trailer guy" impression he puts on for his subsequent uploads. The earlier videos in his current format have a more guttural voice and slower diction, and he experimented with a "5 reasons why" format before eventually settling on the mock-plot summary structure.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4f4372e9
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4f4372e9
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_4f4372e9
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_50b05d30
type
Disproportionate Retribution
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_50b05d30
comment
Disproportionate Retribution: According to him, Stallone in Cliffhanger launched Michael Rooker's girlfriend off a mountain because Rooker called him a liar. In the Predator Best Ever, Hawkins telling an awkward and unbelievable joke is grounds for the Predator to kill everyone present.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_50b05d30
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_50b05d30
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_50b05d30
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_52196c03
type
Age-Gap Romance
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_52196c03
comment
Describing the love interest in Steven Seagal movies as a "woman half his age".
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_52196c03
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_52196c03
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_52196c03
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_54f999c
type
AlternateCharacterInterpretation
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_54f999c
comment
Alternate Character Interpretation: Invoked He interprets Seagal character's in Out of Reach as a groomer due to his eyebrow-raisingly close relationship to a thirteen-year old girl, including sending her ton of letters despite never meeting her in person and making up a secret code to communicate with her. He interprets Seagal's characters frequent habit of unnecessarily roughing up innocents or gunning down bystanders as Seagal needing to sate his bloodlust. The Keeper review offers the alternate explanation that he needs to "quiet the voices in his head". Seagal's Obvious Stunt Double is often portrayed as a separate character who exists in the movie's narratives. It's taken to the logical extreme in the Force of Execution video where the main conflict is Seagal's stunt double trying to usurp him as the "true Seagal". He portray Seagal's and Byron Mann's character in Belly of the Beast as ex-gay lovers caught in a forbidden romance. The dirty cop at the beginning of The Keeper is portrayed as having a My God, What Have I Done? moment once he sees what a monster Steven Seagal is and attempts to kill him so Seagal can't murder more innocent people. Seagal's character in Urban Justice is depicted as a pedophile and registered sex offender. Likewise, the thugs harrasing him outside his appartment are reframed as concerned parents. Leeroy in The Last Dragon is portrayed as a mentally challenged man and the people who lose to him do so because they don't want to beat up a disabled person. In Cliffhanger, he portrays Gabe as having deliberately killed Hal's girlfriend as payback for trash talking him. Blade in Blade (1998) is re-imagined as a particularly violent fire marshal. The vampires are instead a group of nightclub owners who earned his ire for their blatant fire safety violations.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_54f999c
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_54f999c
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_54f999c
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59907e4f
type
Police Are Useless
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59907e4f
comment
Police Are Useless: In A Dangerous Man, the corrupt police get a description of Seagal that is "Big guy, maybe Indian" and promptly go to question the Russian mafia.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59907e4f
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59907e4f
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59907e4f
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59b9f4df
type
You Are Fat
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59b9f4df
comment
You Are Fat: He is fond of making fun of Steven Seagal's girth.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59b9f4df
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59b9f4df
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_59b9f4df
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5beef860
type
Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5beef860
comment
Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: In his take on Predator, every character is deadly afraid of the skunk.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5beef860
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5beef860
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5beef860
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5ff56a1f
type
Long List
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5ff56a1f
comment
Long List: In the first Attrition Worst Ever, Space Ice sarcastically praises the bold creative choice of making Seagal's character a former Spec Ops before listing the 17 other movies where Seagal plays such a character. He starts his Maximum Conviction Worst Ever by saying the movie proves the only things Seagal lacked to hack it as a lasting Hollywood star was talent. And work ethic. And intelligence. And ability. And self-awareness. And attractiveness. And basic human decency. And everything.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5ff56a1f
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5ff56a1f
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_5ff56a1f
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_72757e0d
type
"Not Making This Up" Disclaimer
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_72757e0d
comment
"Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: If something especially stupid happens, Space Ice will pause to clarify that he's completely serious. In the Submerged Worst Ever, Space Ice explains that Steven Seagal thinks up a plan to swap place with the U.S ambasaddor in Uruguay (who looks nothing like him) because they "look so much alike" and clarifies that this isn't him snarking, but something that actually happens in the movie. In the Today You Die Worst Ever, he's not making it up when Seagal calls some never mentioned before character to threaten him, then shows up at his home and beats up Randy Couture.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_72757e0d
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_72757e0d
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_72757e0d
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_734632b0
type
Noble Bigot
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_734632b0
comment
Noble Bigot: If Space Ice is to be believed, Nicholas Cage in Willy's Wonderland is an outright hero, but he also beats Artie Alligator to death specifically because he's French.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_734632b0
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_734632b0
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_734632b0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_77552932
type
Character Shilling
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_77552932
comment
Expect him to bring up Steven Seagal writing his own movies any time either something incredibly dumb happens or a character talks about how amazing Seagal's character is.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_77552932
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_77552932
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_77552932
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_7f080f98
type
Vague Age
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_7f080f98
comment
Vague Age: Leeroy's younger brother in The Last Dragon is described as looking both 10 and 45 with Sho'Nuff attacking him being "a chance to beat up both children and the elderly at the same time".
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_7f080f98
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_7f080f98
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_7f080f98
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_85bbb76c
type
Suckiness Is Painful
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_85bbb76c
comment
Suckiness Is Painful: In the Shadow Man review, he theorizes the cancer-inducing weapon the villains are after is made from Steven Seagal's own movies.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_85bbb76c
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_85bbb76c
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_85bbb76c
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8797239c
type
Bait-and-Switch
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8797239c
comment
Bait-and-Switch: Played for Laughs In the End of a Gun Worst Ever, Space Ice keeps hyping up the killer reveal that the movie teases toward the identity of the drug lord Vargas. Then he ends the video on the following note: In the Submerged Worst Ever, he introduces a character tagging along with Seagal's team with the words "At first, nobody wants him there, but he slowly gains their trust and becomes a valued member of the team." Cut to a scene of Seagal and his gang dumping the poor bastard on a remote islandnote In the actual movie, the character is a mole working for the main villain. Seagal's love interest in A Dangerous Man is presented as The Chessmaster who set up the whole events of the movie to make him fall in love with her... but then Space Ice reveals none of that is true; it's just something he thought would be way more interesting and logical. In the The Rock Best Ever, Space Ice puffs up the "mind blowing reveal" that it takes place in the same universe as another movie, seemingly going with the popular fan theory that Sean Connery's character is an older incarnation of his James Bond, only to state the movie is confirmed to take place in the same universe as Medicine Man.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8797239c
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8797239c
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8797239c
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8a9eb844
type
Perspective Flip
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8a9eb844
comment
Perspective Flip: His second video has him describing a (fictitious) Russian recut of Rocky IV where Ivan Drago is the protagonist.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8a9eb844
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8a9eb844
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_8a9eb844
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a1b141f4
type
My God, What Have I Done?
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a1b141f4
comment
The dirty cop at the beginning of The Keeper is portrayed as having a My God, What Have I Done? moment once he sees what a monster Steven Seagal is and attempts to kill him so Seagal can't murder more innocent people.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a1b141f4
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a1b141f4
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a1b141f4
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a70f9aba
type
Accentuate the Negative
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a70f9aba
comment
Accentuate the Negative: Obviously, his "Worst Movie Ever" series isn't too concerned about giving the movies covered a balanced analysis. The few times he does admit to liking something or being entertained, it's usually to set up another joke.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a70f9aba
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a70f9aba
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_a70f9aba
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae3d6438
type
Deadpan Snarker
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae3d6438
comment
Deadpan Snarker: When he's not directly calling out the movie's stupidity or pointing out obvious problems, Space Ice loves to employ this kind of humour.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae3d6438
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae3d6438
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae3d6438
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae4b1ce1
type
Caustic Critic
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae4b1ce1
comment
Caustic Critic: Never misses an opportunity to mock a movie's flaws. Notably, Neil Breen found Space Ice's videos on his movies so vitriolic that he refused to sell him the DVD for Cade: The Tortured Crossing.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae4b1ce1
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae4b1ce1
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ae4b1ce1
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b3c0ed0c
type
Spoof Aesop
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b3c0ed0c
comment
Spoof Aesop: The important lesson in Space Ice's version of Collateral Damage is that revenge is awesome and totally worth it. At the end of his The Fast and the Furious (2001) Best Ever, he explains that if you run away from your problems, all of your dreams will come true. The description of his review for Predator goes as follow:
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b3c0ed0c
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b3c0ed0c
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b3c0ed0c
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b41acf08
type
AxeCrazy
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b41acf08
comment
He really like Dana the human trafficker in Pass Thru due to her crazy, violent actions and the actress leaving bite marks all over the scenery. In his read of the plot, she gets restored to life after Neil Breen erases her from existence because "she's too important".
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b41acf08
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b41acf08
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b41acf08
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b53077b3
type
Take That!
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b53077b3
comment
Take That!: As can be inferred from the rest of this page, Space Ice is no fan of Steven Seagal and often works in cracks toward him or his movies in his other videos. In the Far Cry review, he describes the movie's comic relief character as "just like Kevin James except not funny... so just like Kevin James." In the Black Dawn review, he introduces Chris Simms as "former NFL quarterback and all-around disappointment." A Good Man is described as so lame it listens to Nickelback. He's prone to taking potshots at Rob Schneider, usually of the "This is so lame even Rob Schneider would have no part in this" variety.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b53077b3
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b53077b3
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b53077b3
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b58b4e3c
type
Too Dumb to Live
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b58b4e3c
comment
Too Dumb to Live: Basically everyone in Against the Dark is accused of being dumber than the zombies. One woman sees a Creepy Child and walks right up to him before turning back to assure the other he's not infected, just before he bites her. The sick little girl they're trying to help gets separated from everyone in the abandoned hospital, sees multiple fresh corpses, and lays down to sleep, which even a nearby zombie seems confused by. Everyone declares one of the professional zombie killers "gone" the moment a single zombie grabs her and only one person even considers rescuing her. And one man decided to get high while trying to hide from the zombies, resulting in him getting eaten while tripping.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b58b4e3c
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b58b4e3c
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b58b4e3c
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b901ef97
type
Forgotten Fallen Friend
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b901ef97
comment
Forgotten Fallen Friend: If Seagal's partner dies in a movie, Space Ice plays it as Seagal completely forgetting they even existed until the villain reminds him. In Urban Justice, Steven Seagal ends the movie insisting he has "no beef" with the gang leader who ordered his son's murder and shot him.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b901ef97
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b901ef97
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_b901ef97
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c45c9fcd
type
Ass Shove
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c45c9fcd
comment
Ass Shove: In the Flight of Fury Worst Ever,, Space Ice can only conclude Steven Seagal's character pulled a pair of knives from his nether region (his character had just escaped from military prison and was not shown recovering weapons from a cache or somesuch) and consequently refers to them as "ass knives".
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c45c9fcd
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c45c9fcd
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c45c9fcd
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4d09d24
type
Couch Gag
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4d09d24
comment
Couch Gag: Starting his review with a statement among the lines of "[Movie] is the mega-blockbluster hit movie where [actor] shows the worlds that..." or "gives the fan what he wants". Whether they fail or succeed at it depend if it's a Best or Worst Movie episode. Ending his reviews with "If you don't agree that [the movie] is the best/worst movie ever made, then..." and cutting to a particularly stupid or meme-worthy line of the movie reviewed.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4d09d24
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4d09d24
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4d09d24
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4db6423
type
Yank the Dog's Chain
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4db6423
comment
Yank the Dog's Chain: In Space Ice's version of Miami Connection, the doctor at the end tells Jim's father/Thomas Sowell that Jim's wound was less severe than it looked... and that he died horrifically from an infection, as a result of his "friends" dragging his wounded body through dirty swamp water.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4db6423
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4db6423
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c4db6423
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c59cfa2e
type
Felony Misdemeanor
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c59cfa2e
comment
Felony Misdemeanor: A random man saying he's "gotta take a squirt" in A Dangerous Man is considered perfect justification for him to be killed.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c59cfa2e
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c59cfa2e
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c59cfa2e
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c8c00dc9
type
Obvious Stunt Double
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c8c00dc9
comment
Seagal's Obvious Stunt Double is often portrayed as a separate character who exists in the movie's narratives. It's taken to the logical extreme in the Force of Execution video where the main conflict is Seagal's stunt double trying to usurp him as the "true Seagal".
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c8c00dc9
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c8c00dc9
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_c8c00dc9
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cbe3d017
type
Damned by Faint Praise
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cbe3d017
comment
Damned by Faint Praise: In the Neil Breen vs. Steven Seagal video, he lauds Breen as the best thespian in Neil Breen's own movies- the joke being that this is not very hard when none of the other actors featured in his movies are professionals, or even all that competent.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cbe3d017
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cbe3d017
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cbe3d017
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cfd569ac
type
Take Your Time
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cfd569ac
comment
Take Your Time: In Against the Dark, the group is apparently racing to reach the emergency doors in the basement before the generators fail and they're locked in, but they still walk everywhere very slowly and sit down in the cafeteria to have a meal and talk about how little time they have.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cfd569ac
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cfd569ac
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_cfd569ac
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_d62dd556
type
The Chessmaster
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_d62dd556
comment
Seagal's love interest in A Dangerous Man is presented as The Chessmaster who set up the whole events of the movie to make him fall in love with her... but then Space Ice reveals none of that is true; it's just something he thought would be way more interesting and logical.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_d62dd556
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_d62dd556
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_d62dd556
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_dd9fba61
type
A Rare Sentence
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_dd9fba61
comment
A Rare Sentence: In the Belly of the Beast Worst Ever:
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_dd9fba61
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_dd9fba61
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_dd9fba61
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e563bf09
type
Insistent Terminology
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e563bf09
comment
Insistent Terminology: Space Ice almost never refers to characters in movies by anything but their actors' names.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e563bf09
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e563bf09
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e563bf09
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e624f0e8
type
Suspiciously Specific Denial
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e624f0e8
comment
Suspiciously Specific Denial: In the Maximum Risk episode, his narration is quick to explain that the first Jean-Claude Van Damme mysteriously died for reasons that have nothing to do with his death-defying stunts in the opening act of the movie.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e624f0e8
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e624f0e8
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e624f0e8
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e6b5d22f
type
Catchphrase
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e6b5d22f
comment
Catchphrase "But, whatever." when moving on from a particularly stupid or inexplicable plot point. "This is never brought up again" or "The movie never explains this" show up at least Once an Episode when reviewing Steven Seagal movies.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e6b5d22f
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e6b5d22f
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_e6b5d22f
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85d6ea
type
All Just a Dream
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85d6ea
comment
All Just a Dream: Neil Breen movies are regularly framed as either a Dying Dream or a drug induced hallucination to explain why they're completely nonsensical.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85d6ea
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85d6ea
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85d6ea
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85e023
type
Pathetically Weak
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85e023
comment
Pathetically Weak: He portrays Ja Rule's character in Half Past Dead as this, being easily brutalized by small children.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85e023
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85e023
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_ea85e023
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_edac5ef5
type
Sidetracked by the Gold Saucer
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_edac5ef5
comment
Sidetracked by the Gold Saucer: Invoked. Seagal's character in Belly of the Beast goes to Thailand to save his daughter. But he completely forgets about her about halfway through the movie and just kills random criminals until a woman strips to the waist and reveals the location his daughter's being held at via a hidden message written on her breasts.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_edac5ef5
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_edac5ef5
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_edac5ef5
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_eef90616
type
Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_eef90616
comment
Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: In the "Neil Breen vs. Steven Seagal" video, the examples he give of Neil Breen's heroic abilities include his computer hacking skills, "realistic" jumping and good ol'-fashioned genocide. The second Attrition video has the villain's hostage suggest ways around his inability to go out in sunlight, which include wearing sunscreen, going out at night, or wearing someone else's skin.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_eef90616
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_eef90616
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_eef90616
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f36c4f98
type
Easily Forgiven
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f36c4f98
comment
Easily Forgiven: The Urban Justice Worst Ever points out that Steven Seagal insists he has no issues with the man who ordered his son's death and tried to kill him twice.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f36c4f98
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f36c4f98
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f36c4f98
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f6e10f3e
type
Big-Lipped Alligator Moment
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f6e10f3e
comment
"This is never brought up again" or "The movie never explains this" show up at least Once an Episode when reviewing Steven Seagal movies.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f6e10f3e
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f6e10f3e
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f6e10f3e
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f9f2c33
type
Running Gag
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f9f2c33
comment
Running Gag: If the movie reviewed involves Jean Claude Van Damme (and sometimes, even if it doesn't), expect him to include a clip of the famous dancing scene from Kickboxer. Describing the love interest in Steven Seagal movies as a "woman half his age". Almost any Steven Seagal movie review will bring up the completely unnecessary inclusion of a strip club scene. Expect him to bring up Steven Seagal writing his own movies any time either something incredibly dumb happens or a character talks about how amazing Seagal's character is. Starting with the Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift Best Ever, he's made a running joke of driving accidents and vehicular breakdowns being caused by spittin' sparkplugs. The Shadow Man review has one where he plays a clip of Steven Seagal saying "That's syphilis." whenever the movie does something stupid. By the end, Space Ice agrees that, yes, the whole thing was syphilis. The Urban Justice review makes a long joke about the license plate of Steven Seagal's car repeatedly changing or disappearing entirely. His review for The Specialist has Space Ice repeatedly mock the characters for trying to insist that explosives are somehow more precise than just shooting someone. In his video for The Fifth Element, Space Ice makes a point of saying Leeloo's full name note Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat every moment he gets after she first says it. In his Best Ever video for The Fast and the Furious (2001), Space Ice pretends that every time someone says Race Wars, they're talking about an actual war between races, not about street racing. During his video for Half Past Dead, he keeps a tally for every time the movie does something even dumber than "Ja Rule ditching the The Fast and the Furious for this movie."
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f9f2c33
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f9f2c33
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_f9f2c33
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fdb355db
type
Fun with Subtitles
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fdb355db
comment
Fun with Subtitles: In the second video for Attrition, every subtitle is replaced with lines insulting either Steven Seagal or the plot of the movie, such as the villain's hostage responding to his claims he can't go out in sunlight suggesting he just go out at night or wear sunscreen.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fdb355db
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fdb355db
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fdb355db
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fe0330fb
type
Brick Joke
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fe0330fb
comment
Brick Joke: The Double Down Worst Movie shows a bizarre scene of Neil Breen eating canned tuna while driving, with Space Ice's narration assuring that however how nonsensical it seems, the payoff is worth it. It's not brought up again... until the ending screen.
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fe0330fb
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fe0330fb
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_fe0330fb
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_name
type
ItemName
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_name
comment
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_name
featureApplicability
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_name
featureConfidence
1.0
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Space Ice (Web Video) / int_name
 Space Ice (Web Video) / int_name
itemName
Space Ice (Web Video)

The following is a list of statements referring to the current page from other pages.

 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Caustic Critic / int_e0b9d4fc
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Video Review Show / int_e0b9d4fc
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
Web Video Creators / int_e0b9d4fc
 Space Ice (Web Video)
hasFeature
YouTubers / int_e0b9d4fc