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Nobody Here (Website)

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Nobody Here is a website founded in 1998 by Dutch artist Jogchem Niemandsverdriet. In essence, it's comprised of a series of short stories, random musings and the occasional interactive toy. Pages will frequently have links to other pages, which themselves have links to other pages. Reader beware, you might spend a lot of time traveling through the links.The site won for the Webby Award for Personal Website at the 2003 ceremony. It also has a forum, where everyone's avatars are bugs.
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Dropped link to CallBack: Not a Feature - ITEM
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Bloodless Carnage
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Bloodless Carnage: "Reality" features no bloodshed despite being an interactive animation about ants tearing apart a dead dragonfly.
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Non Sequitur
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Non Sequitur: The first thing that comes to Jogchem's mind upon stubbing his toe against the table in "Ouch"? "A pen, a pen, quickly!"
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The Anti-Nihilist
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The Anti-Nihilist: The whole point of "Life". Life may be miserable and a waste of time, but it sure is fascinating!
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all lowercase letters
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all lowercase letters: The links in the main page are spelled in all-lowercase.
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Creepy Cockroach
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Creepy Cockroach: "Omen" talks about a cockroach that once leapt out of Jogchem's lunchbox, which he describes as "an omen foreshadowing the string of misfortunes which filled the rest of my day".
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Companion Cube
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Companion Cube: "Chair" features a portrait of Jogchem posing next to his chair and saying that, together, they're never lonely. In "Socks", Jogchem says that "socks are [his] greatest love". In the accompanying minigame, once all the pairs are assembled, the socks will merge into a vaguely human-like figure and hold Jogchem by the hand, with the two jumping excitedly.
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Small Name, Big Ego
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Small Name, Big Ego: Jogchem self-describes as such in "Ego", with the the text being surrounded with golden portrait frames.
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Iron Butt-Monkey
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Iron Butt Monkey: Despite all the damage Teddy goes through in "Bear", he always makes it out okay, if a bit shaken.
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Doofy Dodo
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Doofy Dodo: After reincarnating as the titular animal in "Dodo", Jogchem quickly keels over and dies when reminded that dodos are extinct.
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Bird-Poop Gag
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Bird-Poop Gag: "Bird" is about a bird soiling Jogchem's head.
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Skewed Priorities
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Skewed Priorities: During "Toes", what makes Jogchem realize that growing Extra Digits is bad for him? While he's putting his socks on, it dawns on him that his shoes won't fit.
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Oh Wait, This Is My Grocery List
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Oh Wait, This Is My Grocery List: "Memo" is a list of things Jogchem wants to achieve: find a goal in life, earn money, make friends, meet the love of his life, be happy... and then the last memo is simply a shopping list.
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Reincarnated as a Non-Humanoid
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Reincarnated as a Non-Humanoid: In "Dodo", Jogchem states that, when he dies, he'd like to come back as a dodo to confuse people.
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Whale Egg
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Whale Egg: At the end of the animation in "Dodo", Jogchem hatches out of an egg fully grown.
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Hating on Monday
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Hating on Monday: In "World", Jogchem's biggest concern about the Earth melting into the Sun billions of year into the future is that it might fall on a Monday.
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Body Horror
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Body Horror: "Toes" is about a nightmare of Jogchem's. It features photos of his toenails being mysteriously gone, then regrowing on his joints, and finally some more toes sprouting.
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Cardiovascular Love
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Cardiovascular Love: A flashing heart shows up in the background after completing the minigame in "Socks". Jogchem did say that socks were his greatest love, after all!
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Human Notepad
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Human Notepad: "Remember" shows the various things that Jogchem wrote in the palm of his hand so that he doesn't forget, such as "check mail", "babies are cute" and "she could exist".
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Extra Digits
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Extra Digits: Part of the Body Horror in "Toes" involves Jogchem growing extra toes.
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Dissonant Serenity
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Dissonant Serenity: Jogchem remains quite calm in "Toes" despite having a nightmare that involves him growing Extra Digits. Mostly, he finds the whole situation strange and not how things should be, and only starts showing concern when he realizes that his shoes won't fit.
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Author Avatar
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Author Avatar: Jogchem frequently makes appearances in the stories, though as a silhouetted version of himself.
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Puff of Logic
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Puff of Logic: In "Dodo", Jogchem states that he would like to reincarnate as a dodo, upon where he'll keel over and die when someone points out that dodos are extinct.
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The Thing That Would Not Leave
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The Thing That Would Not Leave: "Mister" is about a stranger following Jogchem into his house and making himself at home. While confused as to who he is and why he's doing this, Jogchem doesn't particularly seem to mind. This trope gets lampshaded in "Tidy", where Jogchem is too much of an Extreme Doormat to kick him out.
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Funny Answering Machine
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Funny Answering Machine: "Answer" has Jogchem pretend that the other person got the number wrong in the voicemail message.
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Humanity Ensues
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Humanity Ensues: "Bat" has Jogchem wondering how the titular animal would feel about transforming into him, which would give him an unwieldy body, eyes that can't adjust to the light and ears that are unable to detect things via echolocation.
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Named by the Dub
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Named by the Dub: Inverted. Jogchem's name is only ever stated in the original Dutch version, while the English dub rewrites some sections to avoid naming him.
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Stalker with a Crush
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Stalker with a Crush: "Stalker" is about Jogchem stalking a woman despite him having amnesia—he can't remember her name or if she filed a restraining order.
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Wiki Walk
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Wiki Walk: Links will often contain more links within them, connecting the stories together and making the reader stray from their starting point. Each page also contains a "random" button at the bottom for more chaos.
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Shaped Like Itself
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Shaped Like Itself: "Mind" shows the page's code scrolling across Jogchem's silhouette.
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Take a Third Option
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Take a Third Option: "Pet" has a chicken and a frog fighting to see which one Jogchem will get as a pet. Regardless of who wins, Jogchem will decide to get a plant instead.
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Sudden Anatomy
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Sudden Anatomy: While Jogchem's Author Avatar is normally just a silhouette, he will actually show some of his appearance if required. Examples include his hip and hand in "Fat", his hand again in "Memo", his teeth in "Grind", and the titular body parts in "Toes", "Ears", "Eye", "Nose" and "Hand".
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Ignorance Is Bliss
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Ignorance Is Bliss: Jogchem states in "Cow" that he wishes he could be more like the eponymous animal. In the accompanying animation, dragging the mouse around will create bubbles with words such as "I", "self", "soul" and "notion", which pop when coming into contact with the cow.
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Unusual Pets for Unusual People
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Unusual Pets for Unusual People: Jogchem is quite the eccentric character, so he would naturally have some unusual choices for pets. "Pet" shows Jogchem undecided between getting a frog or a chicken. When one of them ends up eating the other and growing huge, he just decides to get a plant instead. "Moth" reveals that he used to have a friendly moth, and was heartbroken upon finding out that it died, deciding to keep its body in a matchbox.
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Get Out!
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Get Out!: "Traces" has Jogchem write a note to his houseplant, telling it to get out because it moved things around. Then he finds another note behind the cupboard with exactly the same thing written on it.
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Eye Scream
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Eye Scream: "Eye" has the reader drag various objects (nails, screws, bullets, bees, paperclips, flowers) into a man's eye, who writhes in pain before commenting phrases such as "That's ok" and "Think positive".
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Dance Party Ending
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Dance Party Ending: In "Think", by asking for a hint and then checking the help section again, you will be given the option to "try something else". This will cause the box that Jogchem was trapped in to disappear and for him to start dancing, celebrating his freedom.
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Healing Factor
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Healing Factor: Much like its real-life counterpart, the titular character in "Axolotl" can regrow its legs, gills and tail after you rip them out, which it even encourages you to do.
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Red Eyes, Take Warning
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Red Eyes, Take Warning: You can give red eyes to the creepy girl's face in "Present", if you so desire. More pressingly, she will always have glowing red eyes during the Jump Scare.
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Hookers and Blow
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Hookers and Blow: "Hermit" has Jogchem bring a hermit crab to the city, only for it to hide behind drugs, religion, money and lust. It contains a little interactive animation of the crab dancing behind beer, a pack of Marlboros, a bag of cocaine and some Prozac, among other items, which it can adopt as its shell should it lose its current one.
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Mating Season Mayhem
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Mating Season Mayhem: "Summer" is about Jogchem going to the zoo, only to find all the animals (including bugs) are busy procreating.
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Collector of the Strange
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Collector of the Strange: "Gum" shows us Jogchem's collection of used chewing gum that he took from strange women, as well as bits of info about what each one was like and how they reacted to him picking it up.
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Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!
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Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: "Dreaming" shows an animation of someone repeatedly writing the phrase "i will not dream", but if the cursor is left idle for long enough, they will get distracted and begin doodling on the page until the cursor is moved again.
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Jump Scare
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Jump Scare: In "Present", the background will turn black after playing around with the machine for a while. At this point, if the face is talking, it can suddenly cover the entire screen and make loud noises.
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Inner Monologue
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Inner Monologue: "Inner" shows a visual representation of Jogchem's inner monologue—namely, that he doesn't need one.
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Couch Gag
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Couch Gag: The website's home page will feature one of eight randomly-chosen animations of Jogchem at his computer. They are: typing normally, typing in a very enthusiastic manner, leaning back on his chair, leaning forward towards the screen, typing with his fists, typing with just one finger, standing on his chair, and falling asleep on the keyboard.
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1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_c4d09d24
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c691d3f4
type
Offscreen Teleportation
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c691d3f4
comment
Offscreen Teleportation: In some of the animations on "Box", Jogchem will leave the screen from one side and then re-enter from a different place.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c691d3f4
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c691d3f4
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_c691d3f4
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c75df49a
type
Shout-Out
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c75df49a
comment
Shout-Out: "Superman" has Jogchem compare himself to the famous superhero, "helplessly looking for his glasses". Asking for a hint in "Think" will propose that "the only way to win the game is not to play it", referencing a famous quote from the film WarGames.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c75df49a
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c75df49a
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_c75df49a
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c9597a03
type
Self-Deprecation
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c9597a03
comment
Self-Deprecation: A common theme in the stories is Jogchem's lack of self-worth. "Pool" describes why Jogchem doesn't have many friends: he belongs among people "like a band-aid in a pool". "Shame" has Jogchem describe how he has a lobe in his brain dedicated entirely to shame. "Self" describes Jogchem's problems: jerky movements, stammering, insomnia, interrupted musings... all stem from the notion that he is himself, which feels like "a pebble in [his] shoe". "Soap" compares the website's style to leftover bits of soap that you eventually plan to put together, "but you can never imagine using that ugly lump". "Twin" has Jogchem comment that his twin brother got a job in advertising and eventually a home and a wife, whereas he was "left behind with [his] worthless talent to make the wrong choices".
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c9597a03
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_c9597a03
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_c9597a03
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_cd972675
type
No Brows
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_cd972675
comment
No Brows: "Symmetry" is about Jogchem trying to keep his eyebrows symmetrical with tweezers, only to rip out every hair instead. He hates the result, as it's hard to look serious without them.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_cd972675
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_cd972675
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_cd972675
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d0f0a80d
type
One-Word Title
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d0f0a80d
comment
One-Word Title: All of the individual stories are given a single-word title on the home page.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d0f0a80d
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d0f0a80d
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_d0f0a80d
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d6707631
type
Waxing Lyrical
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d6707631
comment
Waxing Lyrical: The description for "Lost" reads "But I still haven't found what I'm looking for", a reference to the U2 song of the same name.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d6707631
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d6707631
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_d6707631
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d94ff9b3
type
Wall of Text
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d94ff9b3
comment
Wall of Text: The website's home page is comprised of a tall wall of links to every other page on the site.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d94ff9b3
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d94ff9b3
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_d94ff9b3
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d9cf40fa
type
Screw This, I'm Outta Here
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d9cf40fa
comment
Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Regardless of whether the frog or the chicken wins in "Pet", Jogchem will walk out as a result of it growing too big to have as a pet.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d9cf40fa
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_d9cf40fa
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_d9cf40fa
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_dae0cfd5
type
Something Else Also Rises
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_dae0cfd5
comment
Something Else Also Rises: In "Hermit", giving Herman the hermit crab the box of Viagra will make it stretch its legs to stand up straight.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_dae0cfd5
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_dae0cfd5
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_dae0cfd5
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_dd91f8d8
type
Audience Participation
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_dd91f8d8
comment
Audience Participation: Some of the links invite the reader to submit content themselves. "Blasphemy" tracks the movements of the readers' cursors to be played when other readers open the link. "Reality" shows a dead dragonfly, with its body parts being pulled apart by ants. The ants' movements are the actions of the previous visitors. "Apologies" allows readers to submit things they would like Jogchem to apologize for. "Wait" asks the audience three questions, and the answers are displayed for everyone to see: "What are you waiting for?", "What are you doing in the meantime?" and "What if it doesn't happen?". "Avoid" can be described as an "anti-dating" page, which asks you to name four things that they love or hate—whether by manually typing them or by selecting them from a list of previous responses—as well as adding your name. It will then produce the names of a user that you should avoid, one whose opinions are different to yours.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_dd91f8d8
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_dd91f8d8
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_dd91f8d8
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e085feeb
type
Broken Record
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e085feeb
comment
Broken Record: "Messages" has the answering machine repeatedly say "There are no new messages" as it's being destroyed.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e085feeb
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e085feeb
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_e085feeb
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e4f5affb
type
The Chew Toy
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e4f5affb
comment
The Chew Toy: Teddy receives a lot of damage in "Bear". Readers are able set him on fire, pierce him with screws, wrap him in wool, hurt him with a mouse trap, tear him apart with scissors, cover him in clothing pins and choke him with a rubber glove.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e4f5affb
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e4f5affb
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_e4f5affb
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e563bf09
type
Insistent Terminology
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e563bf09
comment
Insistent Terminology: "Alive" has Jogchem asking the reader to call a fly by its proper name (Calliphora vicina) and insist that it's not dead, but rather "vitally challenged".
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e563bf09
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_e563bf09
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_e563bf09
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f2875814
type
Incredibly Lame Fun
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f2875814
comment
Incredibly Lame Fun: "Peace" is a memory of Jogchem as a kid in which he suggested to his friends that they play "peace", where they throw their weapons (sticks, rocks, a water pistol, a plastic tube, darts) to the ground and then leave in peace. This is defied upon realizing that his friends found the game boring—he then suggested setting the weapons on fire, much to their enthusiasm.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f2875814
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f2875814
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_f2875814
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f974d1fc
type
The Shadow Knows
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f974d1fc
comment
The Shadow Knows: In "Dodo", Jogchem thinks about reincarnating as the titular animal, which is reinforced by the visuals showing a dodo with Jogchem's shadow.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f974d1fc
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f974d1fc
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_f974d1fc
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f9f2c33
type
Running Gag
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f9f2c33
comment
Running Gag: The help tab for each of the interactive animations will often ask you to notice something about it, usually how it makes you feel.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f9f2c33
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_f9f2c33
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_f9f2c33
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_fbd285b7
type
Comically Missing the Point
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_fbd285b7
comment
Comically Missing the Point: "Homophobic" has Jogchem pay the doctor a visit, fearing that he might be homophobic and that he's subconsciously avoiding gay people since he doesn't know any. When the doctor says that this is likely due to him not having strong bonds with anyone, considering sexuality is a very intimate subject, Jogchem tries to deduce which of the people he knows could be gay, before guessing that the doctor himself is the likeliest candidate.
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_fbd285b7
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_fbd285b7
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_fbd285b7
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_name
type
ItemName
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_name
comment
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_name
featureApplicability
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_name
featureConfidence
1.0
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Nobody Here (Website) / int_name
 Nobody Here (Website) / int_name
itemName
Nobody Here (Website)

The following is a list of statements referring to the current page from other pages.

 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
all lowercase letters / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Alternative Joke Interpretation / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Approval of God / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Archive Binge / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny! / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Audience Participation / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Author Avatar / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Bird-Poop Gag / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Bloodless Carnage / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Bonus Material / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Broken Record / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Cardiovascular Love / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Collector of the Strange / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Common Knowledge / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Companion Cube / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Couch Gag / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Creepy Cockroach / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Dance Party Ending / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Descended Creator / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Dissonant Serenity / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Doing It for the Art / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Doofy Dodo / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Dummied Out / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Extra Digits / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Eye Scream / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Funny Answering Machine / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Get Out! / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Hating on Monday / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Hollywood Pudgy / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Hookers and Blow / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Human Notepad / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Humanity Ensues / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Ignorance Is Bliss / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Incredibly Lame Fun / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Inner Monologue / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Insistent Terminology / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Line to God / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Mating Season Mayhem / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Milestone Celebration / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Missing Trailer Scene / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
No Brows / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Non Sequitur / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Official Fan-Submitted Content / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Oh Wait, This Is My Grocery List / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
One-Word Title / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Post-Release Retitle / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Puff of Logic / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Red Eyes, Take Warning / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Reincarnated as a Non-Humanoid / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Screw This, I'm Outta Here / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Series Hiatus / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Shaped Like Itself / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Something Else Also Rises / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Sudden Anatomy / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Take a Third Option / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
The Anti-Nihilist / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
The Shadow Knows / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
The Stinger / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
The Thing That Would Not Leave / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Unfinished Dub / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Wall of Text / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Whale Egg / int_18d56fb8
 Nobody Here (Website)
hasFeature
Wiki Walk / int_18d56fb8