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The D.A.R.E. Report: The Land of Decisions and Choices is a 1993 drug abuse educational animated video produced by D.A.R.E.note Drug Abuse Resistance and Education. It features four pre-teen kids that are working on a report about drug abuse and resistance for the D.A.R.E. program. But things go awry on the way to school when Officer D.A.R.E.'s puppy swipes the backpack containing said report, and the kids end up chasing him into the titular (and very surreal) Land of Decisions and Choices, where a drug dealer named Iggy and his kid Bumbling Sidekick Benny attempt to push drugs like cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, marijuana and cocaine to the four preteens while dressed like a rabbit and a bee, respectively. It is here that the kids' learned knowledge about drugs is put to the test...It stars Pamela Adlon, Greg Burson, Dana Hill, Robinette Lloyd, and Theresa Smythe. It was unavailable in English for many years until late 2018, when it resurfaced on YouTube. |
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Keystone Army: When the kids pull the giant "Power" plug at the end, all of the anthropomorphic drugs are defeated: the joint is Reduced to Dust, the alcohol bottles all shatter, the cigarettes are stamped out in a giant ashtray, and a wall falls and crushes the pills, needle, and LSD stamp. |
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The Aggressive Drug Dealer |
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The Aggressive Drug Dealer: Iggy starts out as an aversion to this, acting really friendly to the kids, until near the end when he begins to get like this, especially when he begins to advance on Benny and the other kids in an alleyway with living anthropomorphic hard drugs. |
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Smoking Is Cool |
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Smoking Is Cool: Iggy tries to present this to the kids, featuring smoking characters like "Nicotina" (a beautiful woman smoking from a long cigarette holder), "Smokin' Jim" (an Expy of the Marlboro Man) and "Cool Rex" (a cigarette-smoking dinosaur who is an Expy of Joe Camel). But when Nicotina gets close and speaks, she suddenly gets hideous-looking, and Tommy considers trying a cigarette until his friend discourages him and explains the truth and dangers of tobacco, and even Benny starts to realize that Smoking Is Not Cool. |
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Bumbling Sidekick |
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Bumbling Sidekick: Benny is this to Iggy through and through. It also leads to Benny turning against Iggy and joining the good kids. |
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Heel–Face Turn |
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Heel–Face Turn: Benny eventually realizes how bad drugs can be, and decides to leave Iggy and join up with the "good" pre-teens and eventually becomes one of them. |
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Expressive Mask |
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Expressive Mask: The attached mask on Iggy's rabbit costume is very expressive with Iggy's real face, complete with moving mouth and eyelids, and even has similar facial features to Iggy's true face, at least if he really were a rabbit. It even gives Iggy buck teeth. Though this may be due to the Deranged Animation throughout the video. |
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The Stoner |
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The Stoner: A giant talking anthropomorphic joint reminiscent of Ursula fills this role, initially saying nonsense that doesn't answer the kids' questions if she's seen the puppy go by. |
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Descent into Addiction |
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Descent into Addiction: Iggy begins to show traits of this after the kids refuse his offer to try sniffing cocaine. When a gust of wind blows the coke away, Iggy panics and lights up a crack pipe in desperation. |
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A Dog Ate My Homework |
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A Dog Ate My Homework: The plot, as is, gets underway when Officer D.A.R.E.'s hyperactive puppy steals Tommy's backpack containing their drug report and the kids must go after him. |
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Full-Body Disguise |
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Full-Body Disguise: Iggy's full-body rabbit costume that completely covers him from head to toe. After he puts it on after his introduction, Iggy doesn't take it off until near his defeat when he removes the attached mask. Benny's bee costume, however, shows his true face and arms. |
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Alcoholic Parent: Lisa has an alcoholic father, and it helps her out for her part of the drug abuse report about the dangers of alcohol. |
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What Happened to the Mouse? |
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What Happened to the Mouse?: The kids pull the giant "Power" plug, and all of the Anthropomorphic Vices are destroyed. The video then cuts to the kids presenting their D.A.R.E. report in class, then it cuts to credits. We never learn what becomes of Iggy. |
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Reduced to Dust |
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Reduced to Dust: Happens to the giant anthropomorphic joint after the good kids cut off the drugs' power. A bolt of lightning zaps the joint and reduces her to ashes. |
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Animate Inanimate Object: The Land of Decisions and Choices is also the home of large anthropomorphic cigarettes, beer and liquor bottles, an Ursula-esque joint, a glue tube (for sniffing glue), a postage stamp (when referencing acid/LSD), and a heroin needle. It's quite surreal. |
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No Name Given |
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No Name Given: We never learn the names of the male black friend to Tommy, or the girl with the brown hair. Only Tommy (the Asian boy with the bowl cut) and Lisa (the girl with blonde pigtails) are given names out of the group of kids, alongside Iggy (the drug dealer) and Benny (his kid assistant.) |
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Anthropomorphic Vice |
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Anthropomorphic Vice: Most of the drugs depicted — cigarettes, alcohol, marijuana, glue, LSD, heroin, uppers, downers, pills — are anthropomorphized. |
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A Round of Drinks for the House |
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A Round of Drinks for the House: Iggy presents this when he attempts to persuade the "good" kids to start drinking alcohol, accompanied by large anthropomorphic beer bottles. |
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Drugs Are Bad |
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Drugs Are Bad: Well, this is a drug abuse education video. The four "good" kids even write a report for school about this subject. |
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No More for Me |
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No More for Me: Benny as he keeps hearing from the "good kids" how bad drugs can be. |
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