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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation)

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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation)	comment	Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged is an Abridged Series and Machinima based on and filmed in the pecking-order-dodgingly phenomenal Final Fantasy VII. It is the first machinima series made by Team Four Star (TFS). The series ran from 2015 to 2020, concluding with a 40-minute Finale Movie.Unlike DBZA, the producers, directors and writers Antfish (Anthony Sardinha) and Takahata101 (Curtis Arnott) hire several guest voice actors and other YouTubers outside of TFS for most characters, hence double castings being the exception rather than the rule, for once. The footage is recorded and edited by MasakoX (Lawrence Simpson) rather than KaiserNeko (Scott Frerichs), allowing the series to be produced parallel to that of Dragon Ball Z Abridged (another series created by Team Four Star) without slowing down the latter series, especially since the script for each season has been written beforehand. As with all TFS productions, the music producer is AinTunez (Cliff Weinstein).The series can be found on TFS' website and YouTube channel.Not to be confused with Final Fantasy VII Abridged.As a parody of Final Fantasy VII, it is assumed that viewers are familiar with the source material. Due to this, spoilers related to the original narrative will not be marked.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_10dcbe05	comment	Aw, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: While Tifa and Cloud bicker a lot, they are shown to genuinely care for each other. Tifa shows concern when Cloud is in danger and wants to help him. When Cloud sees Tifa with Don Corneo he doesn't hesitate to go on a rescue mission, going as far as to cross-dress, and Tifa is clearly happy to hear that he didn't die in the fall. Tifa even stays behind to help Cloud in Episode 10, and they share a touching moment, before Tifa makes a 69 joke to intentionally kill the mood. Cloud's mom may have doubted him and nagged him, but they angrily shout phrases of love during their argument, and learning that Sephiroth murdered her drives Cloud into a rage.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_113472aa	type	Miles Gloriosus
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_113472aa	comment	Miles Gloriosus: Cloud talks a big game, but most of the time, he's a total coward near any actual danger.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_129749df	type	All Men Are Perverts
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_129749df	comment	All Men Are Perverts: A big contributing factor as to why Cloud began hanging out with Tifa when he was twelve was because she had "pretty eyes", and adult Cloud admits that he was definitely not looking at her eyes.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_141a6acb	type	Madness Mantra
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_141a6acb	comment	Madness Mantra: When Cloud first meets the creepy, black robed guys AKA, The Sephiroth Clones all they can do is repeat the word "Reunion" over and over, much to his increasing annoyance. Subverted in that they change it up slightly, just to further piss him off.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1439161f	type	Heroic BSoD
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1439161f	comment	The end of Episode 7: Aerith has been kidnapped by the Turks and taken off to Shinra HQ. Cloud, Barret, and Tifa barely escape the destruction of Sector 7, and the rest of AVALANCHE is dead. Barret also suffers a brief Heroic BSoD and it takes Tifa telling him that Cloud dressed up as a woman to snap him out of it.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_14beeefd	type	Darker and Edgier
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_14beeefd	comment	Darker and Edgier: Season 4. Oh it's still funny, but with the world on the edge of the apocalypse, the team dealing with the death of their close comrade and Cloud's true past being revealed, the series doesn't shy away with the seriousness of the situation.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_15b2cab3	type	Tempting Fate
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_15b2cab3	comment	Tempting Fate: Episode 3: Cloud psyches himself up for the day saying he'll survive this. Gilligan Cut to him plummeting to his apparent doom. Episode 13: The group has no leads with the Turks ahead of them and Red is still higher than a hippie on an airplane, and Tifa sarcastically asks for another headache from the universe.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1616e13	comment	Ripped from the Headlines: Turns out Palmer wanted to go to space so that he could take a photo to prove that the world is flat.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1653843c	type	Dummied Out
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1653843c	comment	Safer Sephiroth's opening lines are based on Dummied Out lines he would have said signaling the start of the battle, tweaked to be more personally directed at AVALANCHE.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_166e33f3	comment	Little Miss Badass: Marlene is left to run the bar, with a loaded gun. Priscilla, a small child who runs an anti-Shinra terrorist organisation and blackmails the gang into attempting an assassination against Rufus. She also swears like a docker.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_18d15922	comment	Title Drop: As the Highwind heads to the Northern Crater to confront Sephiroth, Cloud announces that they will "make Sephiroth's dream of becoming a god his... final fantasy."He is immediately attacked with tomatoes. It happens again when Safer Sephiroth has the heroes at his mercy.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1994ba0b	type	Gone Horribly Right
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1994ba0b	comment	Gone Horribly Right: Tifa tells Cloud near the beginning to pull his balls out of his fanny pack. By the end of Episode 10, Cloud has managed to level up his balls enough to intimidate her while telling her how much of a bitch she's been to him since they've known each other.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1a3a91dd	comment	Episode 11 switches rapidly between Sephiroth being treated as a genuinely nightmarish and broken presence in past events, and the comedically dysfunctional exchanges between Cloud and company. The episode then ends with a dramatic (if intentionally goofy) Say My Name between Cloud and Sephiroth, quickly followed by Barret revealing that he was so busy listing the various Bahamut's that he missed the entire story.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1b65dfad	comment	The Cameo: Linkara — the host of Atop the Fourth Wall — plays Choco-Bill the chocobo rancher in Episode 12 and the Movie.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1badfb3a	type	The Heart
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1badfb3a	comment	Aerith is still The Heart of the team, but here she has a nasty side that comes out whenever she feels like another girl's coming between her and Cloud. Aerith has casually withheld aid that could save Tifa's life multiple times, and once "accidentally" broke a materia that had a female summon that saved their lives, simply because Cloud thought she was beautiful.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1d435a4d	type	A Boy and His X
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1d435a4d	comment	In the original, Barret and Red are friends but they are no closer to each other than they are to any of the other party members. Here, they quickly become A Boy and His X-type best buddies and the show's Those Two Guys. Their character-focused episodes will usually strongly involve each other as a double act, while in the original, Red is not mandatory for Barret's story, and vice versa.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1dfbbf31	type	Heterosexual Life-Partners
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1dfbbf31	comment	Heterosexual Life-Partners: Barret and Red XIII quickly becomes best friends and even joyfully snuggle together.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1dfd19f9	comment	Barret doesn't appreciate when people imply he's a bad father. The one time it happens, he beat up (or possibly killed) the person that suggested it. He also doesn't take the threat of dogs being killed, as Dyne, who he was otherwise reluctant to harm, found out the hard way.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1f250372	type	I Need a Freaking Drink
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1f250372	comment	I Need a Freaking Drink: After Cloud does something unsavory to get a pair of knickers, he marches straight back to the drug store and orders "One drugs, please."
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1f518822	type	Androcles' Lion
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1f518822	comment	Androcles' Lion: The Zolom in Episode 12 only attacks the party because it was hurt, and it was taking out its anger after its mate was killed by Sephiroth.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1f862cf	type	Dare to Be Badass
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1f862cf	comment	Dare to Be Badass: The whole premise of Cloud's character is his (poor) attempts of trying to come off as a badass. He gives off a speech in episode 12 to rally everyone to try to kill the Midgar Zolom. It doesn't work. He gives a far more effective speech after Aerith runs off to the City of the Ancients about confronting his fears and how he intends to keep his promise. This speech is far more successful at moving the group to action than the speech from above... until he's forced to admit he doesn't know where the City of the Ancients is.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1fe9e22	type	Childhood Friends
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_1fe9e22	comment	Childhood Friends: In this version, Tifa and Cloud are childhood friends, though it seems that Tifa took advantage of Cloud as a kid to do stupid stuff for her.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_20f689e9	type	Adaptational Villainy
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_20f689e9	comment	Mixed with Adaptational Villainy, his god complex is even worse here. It's implied that after finding out Jenova wasn't a Cetra, he, at the very least, just reinterprets her as divine judgment incarnate, out to purge each planet of their sentient life because they could potentially become "human". And as her son, it is his birthright to become a god and extinguish "the cruelty of humans", just as he believes Jenova would. It's almost as if he cannot handle the idea of being anything less than "superior to all humans", making him a Shadow Archetype to Cloud's own obsessions early in the show.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_23698fa8	type	Aborted Arc
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_23698fa8	comment	Aborted Arc: Icicle Lodge and Mt. Gaia in their entirety are completely omitted. Much like the Garlic Jr. Saga, this is done to eliminate filler.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_237404cc	type	Ironic Echo
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_237404cc	comment	Ironic Echo: The season one finale is full of them. Upon finding President Shinra's body, Barret's response is "Well, well, well." "Wow, who thought lighting would kill a robot?" "Anyone! Everyone would think to do that!" First between Cloud and Barrett in the first episode, then between Tifa and Cloud in Episode 10... with the twist that Tifa was snarking and Cloud was being Sarcasm-Blind. Don Corneo asks Cloud, "Do you think you could ever, fall for me?" before dropping him into a trap door. Reno later asks Don Corneo the same thing before letting him fall off a cliff.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_23a1e2a9	type	Adaptation Deviation
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_23a1e2a9	comment	The Junon Huge Materia quest is glossed over, especially the submarine minigame. What's more, in a case of Adaptation Deviation, AVALANCHE is able to halt the plane that escaped Junon carrying the Huge Materia from Mt. Nibel. As such, the contents of Shinra No. 26 is instead a Mako bomb. Either that or there were only three in this canon.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_24321e44	type	Only Sane Man
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_24321e44	comment	Only Sane Man: Reeve to the Shinra executives. He tries to rein in their corrupt, stupid, or just plain insane abuse of their budgets, and he's the only one that cares that the company killed a bunch of innocent people in an attempt to kill AVALANCHE.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2497e5b8	type	Atomic F-Bomb
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2497e5b8	comment	Atomic F-Bomb: Barret does this twice. First, when Hojo points out that the door at the top of the stairwell (which Cloud, Barret and Tifa all climbed round-trip) had been locked for years. Second, shortly after promising to respond appropriately to Cloud's explanation of what he said to Aerith (which he does).
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_24b88e85	type	Unwanted Assistance
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_24b88e85	comment	Unwanted Assistance: As Cloud is setting up a bomb and Barret nagging him on what to do. Well... See above.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_25c7b33a	comment	Cruel to Be Kind: Tifa's verbal abuse in Season 1 turns out to be the result of Cloud mis-remembering how she was as a child and Tifa went along with it rather than get Cloud to face the truth.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_26ac510e	comment	Mythology Gag: Cloud does a forced laugh that sounds remarkably similar to Tidus' own forced laugh when Tifa pauses his flashback to make fun of Cloud's fangasm over Sephiroth. In Episode 20, when Cloud, Yuffie, and Aerith find Vincent's coffin, Aerith guesses that it's a zombie, while Yuffie guesses that it's a werewolf. They're both right, with Vincent's Frankenstein's monster-like Death Gigas and werewolf-like Galian Beast transformations. One of Cid's gimmicks for this characterization, where all other Cids in the franchise are ancestors of his In episode 21, Cid says that a bad idea is "pissing your wife off so bad that she turns your ass into an oglop," which happened to his great-grandpa, Cid the IX. At one point he mentions Cid VIII, noting that he was the headmaster of a prominent academy— and the black sheep of the family. Episode 23 opens with Cid regaling about another great-grandpappy, Cid the VI, described as having "created magical technology for an entire empire" yet wears a "f**king banana suit" Also in Episode 23, Vincent once again talks in his sleep (in the cemetery of the horror-themed hotel...even if those are supposed to be passages to the other areas of the theme park) and from his mumbling, he says something like "You're looking quite the dirge today, Cerberus". Additionally, the portrayal of his transformations call back to that game as well. Just like in Dirge, he only has two: his starting Galian Beast and Chaos. Also, Galian Beast is only referred to as a werewolf, despite not looking particularly canine in the original graphics, but it kind of does in the original artwork, and definitely so in its redesign. His middle two transformations are still referenced in smaller ways. Vincent's extra emphasis as a living corpse could represent the Frankenstinian Death Gigas, while his use of Ash William's "Groovy" represents the chainsaw-armed Hellmasker. Bahamut's appearance has a few references Just like in a lot of games, most notably Final Fantasy X, he acts as the spokesdragon for his fellow summoned kin. He also has references to his original appearance. He's given an offering related to rodentsnote the Rat Tail in I, two innocent Mu squirrels here and in turn, he gives them access to greater power for their offering, reverence, and respectnote Class changes in the original, pointing AVALANCHE to the Knights of the Round materia here. Given his comparisons to Bahamut here, Ultimate Weapon takes his original appearance's role of judge of the heroes' worthiness and rewarding them for it with amazing power, in this case, Cloud's Ultima Weapon. Red brings up Ifrit having anger issues, likely a reference to his more recent antagonistic portrayals in Final Fantasy XV and XVI Safer Sephiroth's opening lines are based on Dummied Out lines he would have said signaling the start of the battle, tweaked to be more personally directed at AVALANCHE. Cloud Omnislashing the shirtless Sephiroth to death set to "One-Winged Angel" seems like an ironic use of the theme, unless you recall that's what happens in Advent Children. Especially since Cloud and Sephiroth have a similar exchange regarding Sephiroth being a memory. Just like in Reminiscence of Final Fantasy VII, the ending scene of The Lifestream stopping Meteorfall is set to "Aerith's Theme".
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_28a3b1a8	comment	The squelching noise as Cloud gains or loses the Party in My Pocket. It understandably grosses him out.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2937826d	comment	Hurricane of Puns: Invoked and then immediately subverted by Reno and his posse discussing the "Falafel Incident".
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2969dda7	type	Nightmare Fetishist
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2969dda7	comment	The final phase of the Hojo fight is cut out entirely, ending instead on Helletic Hojo. Given the character they built him up as and his incredibly hammy declaration of having become his fetish, this was done entirely to preserve the humor, as it wouldn't make sense for a gross deviant like him to cross the Bishōnen Line. It also makes it a little bit more poetic - Hojo's final form before his death had become exactly as hideous in body as he always had been mind and personality.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2a090d00	type	Lampshade Hanging
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2a090d00	comment	Lampshade Hanging: Everyone comments on Jessie's screwed-up voice, with even Cloud commenting that she should probably get it checked out. Barret says Aeris. Tifa has to correct him. Multiple times. The Finale Movie has everyone take care of any unfinished businesses. The last episode of Season 4 has Cloud point out that they should finish any remaining sidequests and sweet loot to give them the edge in their final battle against Sephiroth.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2afb1a9	type	Limit Break
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2afb1a9	comment	Limit Break: Parodied to hell.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2b5ea43c	comment	Episode 16 has one of Cait Sith's "fortunes" (actually excerpts from Reeve's diary) mention that a Shinder date had cancelled on him, only to find her making out with another guy at the falafel stand.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2d409194	comment	Unsettling Gender-Reveal: Invoked, but subverted, Don Corneo isn't deterred by Cloud revealing that he's a guy. In fact, he's actually a bit elated.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2e285a8b	type	Person as Verb
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2e285a8b	comment	Person as Verb: Red uses Cloud's name as synonym for "fucking up", much to Cloud's chagrin. Worse yet, it catches on.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_2ed5e99d	comment	Depraved Bisexual: Both one of Don Corneo's henchmen and the crime boss himself are very interested in Cloud, whether or not he's pretending to be a woman.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_308a5ff0	type	Strange Minds Think Alike
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_308a5ff0	comment	Strange Minds Think Alike: Both Tifa and Barrett independently muse that Cloud would not do well in prison with that hair, because "There's just so much to grab."
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_319e4a2f	type	Even Evil Has Standards
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_319e4a2f	comment	Even Evil Has Standards: Palmer somehow believes that burning gil by the billions allows him to buy sections of space. Even President Shinra, who'd just earlier levelled part of his own city to crush a tiny resistance, agrees with Reeve that Palmer is an idiot and shouldn't be in charge of their space program budget.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_330cfa9a	type	I Just Want to Be Badass
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_330cfa9a	comment	What it means to be a badass. Cloud and Tifa best exemplify this through their character arcs, especially Cloud's. Cloud is primarily obsessed with being recognized as a badass to be respected and looked up to, but his ego and foolhardiness have the opposite effect. Likewise, Tifa's reliance on her abusive and abrasive personality as her coping mechanism to deal with her truckloads of trauma causes her unnecessary fire-causing friction with people who she could've got along with much more easily, particularly Cloud, Aerith, and Yuffie. The two of them run from things that they perceive as weak about themselves, and it just causes a series of them fucking up in different ways that break the both of them hard. It's their letting go of needing to be the toughest hardasses in the world, and remembering why they needed strength in the first place that they truly become stable, emphatic, functional people that could be truly seen, not as badasses, but heroes.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_35a858b3	comment	Cluster F-Bomb: Tifa gets two in season three. First, when she realizes Sephiroth is going to reveal the truth of the Nibelheim incident, she rapidly mutters "fuck" several times. The second time comes in the following episode when Rufus asks her to watch her language because "he's trying to keep the broadcast of her execution family friendly".
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_38119dcf	type	Not the Fall That Kills You
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_38119dcf	comment	A bone-thin, executive baroness slaps and abuses a handcuffed martial artist, chains her to a gas chair and leaves her to die, and expects recapturing her after her kaiju-assisted escape to be a cakewalk? Yeah, no.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_3b113b7	type	Character Development
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_3b113b7	comment	Tifa's significantly mellowed out since Season 1 after coming to terms with her issues and with Cloud, Yuffie, and Aerith, and has since developed closer towards her canon counterpart. But the habit of giving threats of horrific violence isn't simply going to go away after five years of being stuck in that attitude. But due to Character Development, the full attitude returns only when sufficiently angered and towards someone who truly deserves it. Since all three of the above no longer even irritate her, she now directs such old habits if they do resurface towards her enemies, Scarlet in particular.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_3c0a4666	comment	Noodle Incident: Reno isn't trusted to handle Aerith by himself after something involving a falafel stand.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_3ed23024	type	Surprisingly Realistic Outcome
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_3ed23024	comment	Surprisingly Realistic Outcome: This series does a great job of deconstructing standard RPG tropes. The entrance to AVALANCHE's hideout is hidden under a pinball machine. Cloud rightly points out that literally anyone who wants to play pinball could accidentally find it (Wedge was forced to join AVALANCHE because of this), and it indeed ends up being their undoing. President Shinra apparently believed Talking Is a Free Action, which wound up getting him killed by Sephiroth. When you treat your friends like crap and use Prison Rape as an ultimatum and STILL have the audacity to act like they still consider you a friend, they're going to snap at you eventually. Yuffie combines President Shinra's mistake above with Calling Your Attacks (more specifically yelling SURPRISE ATTACK!!! and allowing Tifa to lay her out). By the end of Season One, the party is set up to go on their epic, globetrotting journey, but Overworld Not to Scale is apparently not in effect. Cloud rants at length about how the whole GP system at the Gold Saucer is stupid, and Dio ends up taking his criticism to heart in the worst possible way when he introduces a loot box system, which is not only a complete flop, but financially ruins Dio and results in the Gold Saucer closing down. After all the crap he's pulled, Cait Sith is NOT Easily Forgiven even after he bares his soul to the party, with Tifa, Cid, and Barret making it overwhelmingly clear that they'll kill him if he betrays them again. Even after helping save their asses after Cloud royally f**ked up, Barret has no intention of apologizing to him. In fact, Barret initially instantly shoots down Cait Sith's idea on the grounds that he's a spy before the latter convinces him by bugging Rufus' meeting. After failing TSUNAMI's mission to assassinate Shinra's leaders, Priscilla is in no mood to help out Barret. A bone-thin, executive baroness slaps and abuses a handcuffed martial artist, chains her to a gas chair and leaves her to die, and expects recapturing her after her kaiju-assisted escape to be a cakewalk? Yeah, no. Tifa's significantly mellowed out since Season 1 after coming to terms with her issues and with Cloud, Yuffie, and Aerith, and has since developed closer towards her canon counterpart. But the habit of giving threats of horrific violence isn't simply going to go away after five years of being stuck in that attitude. But due to Character Development, the full attitude returns only when sufficiently angered and towards someone who truly deserves it. Since all three of the above no longer even irritate her, she now directs such old habits if they do resurface towards her enemies, Scarlet in particular. Similarly, the very tragedy of Tifa's attitude toward Cloud during Season 1 involves a case of this. In the flashback to them meeting again in Midgar after Nibelheim, when Cloud notices her being unusually kind towards and worried for him, she consciously reverts to her regular bitchy and abusive attitude as a mask to deflect suspicion. Unfortunately, because it is her usual behavior, her well-meaning intentions to hide her genuine concern for Cloud get lost in her dysfunction, resulting her in just being regularly abusive towards Cloud, causing serious harm to their relationship, and many more tragedies, both between and around them, before they finally resolve their issues together in Episode 29. Midgard Channel 7 News may be a less then accurate news source. But that doesn't mean the people running it aren't human. During the news coverage of the WEAPONS awakening, the ticker writer leaves partway through broadcast in distress and more of the news team ends up leaving throughout Episode 27. Tom, the host, when faced with the news of the world destroying WEAPONS waking up, is far less composed then prior appearances. Upon being told that they have been active for a week and he (and most of the rest of the world) is only just now finding out, he rightfully calls his team out. When his team try to move the story on to AVALANCHE's capture to keep the news cycle going, he snaps. Professional news anchor for a corrupt regime or not, finding out about a world ending threat will break anyone's composure and will make every other story presented seem insignificant by comparison. As Barret points out, detonating a high amount of unstable energy like the Huge Materia in the atmosphere would be a bad idea, not unlike a nuke detonating in the air. Meteor MAY get destroyed ( or not, as you find out once Shinra launches the rocket at it), but there could be lasting consequences on the already environmentally crippled Planet. Thus is the party's justification for stealing the Huge Materia. As badass as the party is, they can't fight a Kaiju like Diamond Weapon, if only due to its sheer size. They can certainly try, but they're definitely going to have a bad time. The only reason they'd even try to fight one, even chase it across the Planet, is that one of them holds that would significantly even the odds against Sephiroth, Luckily for them, Ultimate at least is more intelligent in this version to recognize that AVALANCHE are the good humans trying to save the Planet, and so just outright rewards them with Ultima Weapon, and that Red conveniently can understand their speech to convey that. Just because some monsters, be they normal or Summoned, are capable of speech, doesn't mean all of them are. Ultimate wastes 20 hours of AVALANCHE's by forcing it on a wild goose chase around the Planet, because it doesn't want to fight the people it recognizes as the heroes trying to save the Planet but has no way to conveying that, at least until someone who can understand it manages to hear it vainly trying to respond to Cloud. Retroactively, this means Cloud's attempt to reason with Diamond Weapon MIGHT have worked. Having a giant, intimidating, heavily armed mecha doesn't mean much when the pilots have no idea how to control it. ( Because he has no idea how it works Heidegger ends up accidentally triggering the self-destruct, killing himself and Scarlett in the process.) Yuffie and her father have so much dysfunction between them that getting them to talk without trying to murder each other is near impossible. Both getting stoned off their asses is the only way the two calm down enough to actually communicate. If fighting any of the Weapons was already an impossible task, what more fighting a Physical God of sheer cosmic power like Safer Sephiroth, even with the strongest weapons and Materia imaginable. It takes divine intervention from a Physical God that was a friend in life to at least even the odds, if not outright turn the tables.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_3eee0728	comment	When Tifa then recommends that Yuffie might not want to shout while making a sneak attack, Yuffie is shocked and impressed, since it literally never occurred to her before.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_3f45f1e6	comment	Adaptational Heroism: Cait Sith is far less reluctant to spy on AVALANCHE in the original game than he is here, where he genuinely wants to help save the planet and sees it as his only escape from the constant humiliation, loneliness, and helplessness against his peers' senseless acts of destruction that he must endure at Shinra. With Tseng, he openly admits he'd rather throw in his lot with Cloud, much earlier than his canon counterpart, due to "decisions made by upper management", which Tseng doesn't surprisingly blame him for. Cid is much less verbally abusive, though that's mostly because everybody's a lot more foulmouthed. But most of all, his abuse towards Shera is only verbal and even then is just a front, as they already worked out their issues long before their first appearance, and any of Cid's legitimate negativity towards her is vented through their BDSM sessions, with Shera as the Dominatrix. Cid even enforces the use of their BDSM specifically so that he DOESN'T legitimately hurt Shera. There's even subtle flirting between the two that just flies over the heads of everyone else unaware of their kinky means of resolution. Also, while the original got briefly tempted by the reality of his dream coming true, even getting into a slight argument with Cloud, here, Cid has no hesitation with trying to shut down Shinra's rocket scheme. The only reason the rocket still launches is because they're more or less too late. The Ultimate Weapon. In the game, it's a boss that has to be beaten in order to get Ultima Weapon. Here, it gives Cloud Ultima Weapon without a fight as it tells them that it only fights threats and sees the party not as threats but as heroes. The Turks. They never really got to show remorse for their acts working under Shinra in Advent Children, particularly dropping Sector 7's plate in the original, but here, once Shinra has collapsed, they express it big time, even doing AVALANCHE a solid on the house by getting all their ultimate weapons (and directing them on how to get Cloud's), but they know they've got a lot to do before they can come close to making up for what they did. They aren't Easily Forgiven, but their efforts are being recognized.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_3fb6b526	comment	Delayed Reaction: Elmyra is too stoned to really register that her daughter's been kidnapped, and only has a major reaction to the fact after several minutes of exposition and telling them that her daughter's been kidnapped.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4108bb3e	comment	Doomed Hometown: Nibelheim is this for Tifa and Cloud. Corel for Barret.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4143f84f	type	Leg Focus
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4143f84f	comment	Leg Focus: Tifa believes her legs are her best feature and loves to show them off. Cloud...disagrees.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_41d5f145	comment	Fluffy the Terrible: The giant Zolom snake that guards the marsh to the mythril mines? Its name is Ashton.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_42839f8b	comment	Sound-Effect Bleep: Particularly foul-mouthed cursing is at least partially bleeped out by the "invalid option" sound effect from the game. It doubles as a reference to the game's liberal use of Symbol Swearing. Notably averted with Dyne, the man who gave birth to "Don't fuck up." Whenever he says it, it's uncensored. Also averted when Tifa gets annoyed at Cloud accusing her for being a spy. As well as when Cait Sith blows his stack when the group likens him to the rest of the Shinra execs. Note that a few seconds earlier, Cid saying "fucker" also goes uncensored, letting you know the scene is turning serious.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_43be2121	comment	Logging onto the Fourth Wall: The site mentioned in Episode 14, badbarbitches.biz, is real (albeit crudely designed) with the rankings that were mentioned in the episode. The pic used for Tifa is a webcam girl that happened to cosplay as her at one point, and links to her Twitter (which is NSFW, as one might suspect).
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_443b78cd	comment	Episode 25: Aerith is dead, and Cloud lapses into Tranquil Fury, determined to kill Sephiroth in revenge. (It should also be noted that, despite being a parody series, all of this is Played for Drama.)
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4781adbb	comment	Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Barret is a foul-mouthed short-tempered jackass who isn't all that nice to Cloud and manipulates him into staying in AVALANCHE with Tifa's help, but he adores his adopted daughter Marlene and cares deeply for her. He also rags on Cloud constantly, but when Cloud starts standing up to him he responds by showing him some genuine respect at long last. Tifa has used and abused Cloud for their entire friendship, tricked him into joining a terroist cell, treats Cloud like shit, threatens him with an Ass Shove and goes into great detail about how he'd get raped in prison to convince him to stay, but she does care a little about him in Episode 3 when he's about to fall to his death. Her character arc is about getting rid of the "jerk" part, as well as coming to terms with why she's one. Slowly, she drops this trope with Aerith, Yuffie, then finally, Cloud.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_47fea76b	comment	Somebody telling somebody else (usually Cloud) "Don't fuck up!" and every possible variation.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4a3e547f	comment	Leaning on the Fourth Wall: In the beginning of Episode 12, Cloud angrily hums the FFVII main theme as the party wanders aimlessly outside of Midgar. In Episode 27, after the entire encounter at the Northern Crater. Tifa's wondering what happened in the week since they were there. Barret takes the time to say just how serious things are. AVALANCHE hears "One-Winged Angel" the minute it starts, and are appropriately scared.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4c851777	type	Black Comedy Rape
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4c851777	comment	Black Comedy Rape: Tifa blackmails Cloud, with strong implications, that if he is arrested, he'll likely be subjected to gang rape in prison thanks to his appearance ("Four dudes, at a minimum."). So he would have no choice but to stay with AVALANCHE now that he is considered an accessory to their revolt/terrorism on Shinra. This is initially Played for Laughs until Cloud finally chews Tifa out for it in the final scene of Season 1, and the way he talks about it so seriously forces her to admit she crossed a line.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4e7c4536	comment	Wham Line: Episode 11 fully cements Sephiroth's status as a No-Nonsense Nemesis by taking things even further than his canon counterpart. Episode 17 subverts Censored for Comedy to highlight the emotional impact that Dyne's "death" had on Barrett. Episode 30 has one at the end, with Cait Sith explain to the party the bad news about Shinra's cannon.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4fc92b68	type	Suddenly Always Knew That
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4fc92b68	comment	Somehow, Red can understand Ultimate WEAPON, so it's able to translate that it doesn't want to fight them. Barret lampshades the impossibility of him being able to understand "a world-protecting dragon". Red chalks it off to taking a night class.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4fff0dfe	type	Sarcasm-Blind
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_4fff0dfe	comment	"Wow, who thought lighting would kill a robot?" "Anyone! Everyone would think to do that!" First between Cloud and Barrett in the first episode, then between Tifa and Cloud in Episode 10... with the twist that Tifa was snarking and Cloud was being Sarcasm-Blind.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_508d91a2	type	Pre-Mortem One-Liner
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_508d91a2	comment	In Episode 11, Cloud suggests Sephiroth give a Pre-Mortem One-Liner "sorry to cut this meeting short" the next time he kills an opponent. Later in that episode, Sephiroth uses it when he slashes Tifa.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_50b05d30	type	Disproportionate Retribution
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_50b05d30	comment	Disproportionate Retribution: In Episode 3, a random civilian questions how Barrett can be a parent with a gun for an arm. What's Barrett's response? Beating him with it with the intention of giving him a taste of the hardships of raising a child with one arm. Dropping the Sector 7 plate onto the slums to kill one terrorist group. Reeve sums it up quite nicely. Rufus admits that his father was far too keen on this approach and intends to be more surgical than the old man was.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_5313c266	type	Bookends
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_5313c266	comment	Book Ends: For Season 1:
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_53c3fa83	comment	Granola Girl: Aerith's adoptive mom is an environmentalist hippie who's all but stated to use various hallucinogens. The first descriptions of "the lifestream" come from her.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_57b80b45	type	Fantastic Racism
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_57b80b45	comment	Fantastic Racism: Moogles are not considered full citizens by the government of Midgar.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_5a40d6a	type	Adaptation Distillation
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_5a40d6a	comment	Adaptation Distillation: Season 4 covers all of Disc 2 at once, which results in a much faster pace than the previous three seasons as well as a lot more cut content (It's generally accepted by fans that this is to prevent the burnout that killed Dragon Ball Z Abridged). In particular: To preserve the gravitas and the mood of Aerith's death, the Jenova-LIFE fight was cut. Similarly, because said death is Season 3's finale, Season 4 opens with the party already at the Northern Crater, cutting out Icicle Inn and Gaea's Cliff, as their purpose as breathers are redundant due to the year between seasons, and to preserve the dour mood and Cloud's Tranquil Fury. The need to search for Cloud following the Northern Crater is eliminated, with Shinra having found Cloud at Mideel in the week Tifa is unconscious, so after escaping Junon, the Highwind flies straight to Mideel, and Tifa never assumes the role of party leadernote While it seems like the ship unnecessarily circumnavigated the globe just to get to Mideel, the flight montage is primarily to facilitate the buildup to the emotional gut punch of Tifa finding the vegetative Cloud. The Huge Materia missions on Fort Condor and Corel are covered simultaneously, with the 6-man party split between the two places. The Corel mission, however, gets a bit more spotlight with catharsis for Barret's story, while the Fort Condor cutaways are played for gags. Ultimate Weapon's scripted boss in Mideel is cut, going straight into the Lifestream's eruption. The Junon Huge Materia quest is glossed over, especially the submarine minigame. What's more, in a case of Adaptation Deviation, AVALANCHE is able to halt the plane that escaped Junon carrying the Huge Materia from Mt. Nibel. As such, the contents of Shinra No. 26 is instead a Mako bomb. Either that or there were only three in this canon. The battle against Diamond Weapon was cut out, skipping from its arrival on the shore near Midgar to the Sister Ray firing and killing it because the party doesn't have a chance against something that big.note Amusingly, this ends up being a reverse of the game, as Diamond Weapon was not originally fought in the original Japanese version, only added in the English release onwards. Likewise, the entire trek underground is cut, and the confrontation with the Turks is moved and recontextualized for the movie. Likewise, Vincent is capable of transforming into Chaos on his own power, the Lucrecia sidequest being made an unrelated visit for the movie. The final phase of the Hojo fight is cut out entirely, ending instead on Helletic Hojo. Given the character they built him up as and his incredibly hammy declaration of having become his fetish, this was done entirely to preserve the humor, as it wouldn't make sense for a gross deviant like him to cross the Bishōnen Line. It also makes it a little bit more poetic - Hojo's final form before his death had become exactly as hideous in body as he always had been mind and personality.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_5ce7dbb9	type	Central Theme
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_5ce7dbb9	comment	Central Theme: What it means to be a badass. Cloud and Tifa best exemplify this through their character arcs, especially Cloud's. Cloud is primarily obsessed with being recognized as a badass to be respected and looked up to, but his ego and foolhardiness have the opposite effect. Likewise, Tifa's reliance on her abusive and abrasive personality as her coping mechanism to deal with her truckloads of trauma causes her unnecessary fire-causing friction with people who she could've got along with much more easily, particularly Cloud, Aerith, and Yuffie. The two of them run from things that they perceive as weak about themselves, and it just causes a series of them fucking up in different ways that break the both of them hard. It's their letting go of needing to be the toughest hardasses in the world, and remembering why they needed strength in the first place that they truly become stable, emphatic, functional people that could be truly seen, not as badasses, but heroes. The movie cements it best, between Zack's final monologue in Cloud's flashback over why he and Cloud wanted strength compared to everyone else, Cloud's finally letting go of his need to be recognized as SOLDIER, Ultimate WEAPON recognizing AVALANCHE not for their strength, but their acts of heroism against Shinra, Tifa graduating to full Team Mom status, and the general emphasis of choosing empathy over force, especially in Aerith's ending monologue. Cid is another example of this, as his Adaptational Nice Guy status and the Adaptation Relationship Overhaul of his and Shera's means his original story arc is excised due to being pointless. Rather than treat Shera as his verbally-abused servant as in the original, while it seems that way at first, it's strongly implied that they already worked out their issues long ago and they arranged for their BDSM relationship with Shera as the dom. Despite having legitimate lingering grievances against her for ruining his dream, he would rather have her whip him than him legitimately hurting her with words or worse. In other words, he chose to be the better, kinder man. It also plays into Cloud's sole reasons for wanting him to join them, being laser-focused on his foul mouth and crass attitude. The expansion of Sephiroth's god complex also lends to this. Here, he views Jenova more than just the Ultimate Lifeform, but outright divine punishment incarnate, thus his godhood and punisher of mortals is his birthright. For Sephiroth, Might Makes Right, and is the twisted logical conclusion of Cloud's image of being an aloof badass. A secondary theme revolves around the Arc Words "Don't fuck up". The cast regularly rotate on criticizing those who've fucked up, usually Cloud, but as the story progresses, the reveals that they themselves don't exactly have the moral high ground to be criticizing Cloud, especially after his issues come to light. Strongest example is Tifa, who comes to terms with the fact that Cloud fucking up constantly is largely on her because she fucked up by failing to be emotionally mature enough to handle the unstable Cloud from the minute they met again in Midgar.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_5d103ea8	type	AwesomeMcCoolName
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_5d103ea8	comment	Awesome Mc Cool Name: Barret openly admits that Cloud Strife is a badass name. It's one of the few times Barret honestly compliments Cloud.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_603f1a80	type	Pragmatic Adaptation
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_603f1a80	comment	Pragmatic Adaptation: Random encounters in any area are usually glossed over. Several boss fights are skipped outright or reduced to only one or two attacks before they go down. The Jenova fight that occurs after Aerith's death is omitted entirely.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_60c53080	type	Parody Assistance
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_60c53080	comment	Parody Assistance: The soundtrack for the series is the original Final Fantasy VII OST with new arrangements by AinTunez. The reason Team Four Star is allowed to sell albums of this music is because they have a contract with Square Enix to use the original game's score in the series and pay back a cut of the profit. As such, this is one of the only abridged series that has legal sanction from the holder of the parodied work's IP.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_62f9d08e	type	Freeze-Frame Bonus
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_62f9d08e	comment	Cait Sith has "Ket Shee" (the technically proper pronunciation of his name) and, a split second before that, "Reeve".
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6320eced	comment	Gameplay and Story Segregation: In Episode 10 when Barret's party is fighting the Hundred Gunner, he chides Red XIII for casting Fire on a robot, even though he did more damage than Barret himself.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_63b02752	comment	Hair-Trigger Temper: Tifa, particularly in episode 7 thanks to the stress of traveling through a sewer after finding out her home is in danger. Of course, Aerith manages to test it and prove just how short her fuse is.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6400a34	comment	During Barret's flashback, Scarlet promises Dyne that life in Corel will get better if they let Shinra build a mako reactor there, and asks both Barret and Dyne to give them a hand...
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_65acf9db	comment	He Knows Too Much: Wedge had to join AVALANCHE after he found their hideout through the pinball machine, and saw too much.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_661a66d8	comment	Animal Wrongs Group: What Hojo assumes AVALANCHE is this when they break into his lab.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_66c725b6	comment	Aerith has a humorous variant where the naming screen cannot decide "Aeris" or "Aerith," a nod to her Inconsistent localized names before deciding on the latter.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_66cdb21b	comment	Gag Penis: Reno, apparently, and it's Not Hyperbole after he had to go into surgery due to Tifa's punch.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_66f763c0	comment	Interface Screw: After Tifa punches Yuffie in the face, the "name your character" screen pops up with several letters missing or out of place.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_67d0342c	type	Breaking the Fellowship
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_67d0342c	comment	Episode 16: After one rant-inducing slight too many, Barret has called off his friendship with Red and left the party, with Red having gone off to cry in a corner somewhere. Along with Cait Sith, Cloud and Aerith have once again been blamed for murders they didn't commit and are about to be thrown into Corel Prison, and Tifa and Yuffie have no idea they're in trouble.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_680f950	comment	Episode 3: Cloud psyches himself up for the day saying he'll survive this. Gilligan Cut to him plummeting to his apparent doom.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_68913e61	comment	Hello, [Insert Name Here]: Prior to renaming the characters have different names by default: Cloud started as "Blonde Zack", then switched to "Croudo-kun" before changing to "Cloud" proper. Barret is "Mr. T". Tifa is "Tifa The Liar". Aerith has a humorous variant where the naming screen cannot decide "Aeris" or "Aerith," a nod to her Inconsistent localized names before deciding on the latter. Red XIII's is DogCat, later switched with MeowBark, and then his name. Yuffie gets interrupted mid-sentence with a fist to the face while introducing herself (cut off as "Yuffâ€”"). The naming screen was nice enough to finish it. Cait Sith has "Ket Shee" (the technically proper pronunciation of his name) and, a split second before that, "Reeve". Vincent is "Alucard".
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6a47a1e2	comment	Aerith's death scene is played incredibly straight with zero humor, thanks to Sephiroth and a pissed-off Cloud.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6add177d	type	Puff of Logic
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6add177d	comment	Puff of Logic: After Yuffie joins the party, a monster attacks them. The one thing Cloud notices about the monster is that it has gills and proceeds to question how it is able to survive outside of water for so long. It immediately dies after Cloud brings up this fact.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6b05b601	type	Jerkass Has a Point
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6b05b601	comment	Jerkass Has a Point: From the perspective of Tifa and Barrett, Cloud is a whiny asshole who keeps fucking up. However, they can't help but acknowledge his frustrations with being recruited into a terrorist plot has a ring of truth. And then there's this little exchange where Barratt was about to tear into Cloud yet again
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6bd689ca	type	Meaningful Echo
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6bd689ca	comment	Meaningful Echo: In Episode 25, Aerith snaps Cloud out of mind control by telling him "You're Cloud, never forget that!" She's killed by Sephiroth seconds later. In the finale movie, when Sephiroth asks Cloud "Who the hell do you think you are?!" Cloud replies (alongside an Omnislash) "I'm Cloud. Never forget that!"
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6ec4232f	type	Casting Gag
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_6ec4232f	comment	Casting Gag: Takahata101 voices another red-clothed, gun-toting, fuckmothering, vampire. For around 10 seconds. As revealed in the series and finale movie marathon, Grant Smith came up with the idea of the Bahamut Running Gag, so he gets to be the voice of the dragon himself.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_71bd555a	type	Plotline Death
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_71bd555a	comment	Aerith asking she'll be remembered, which hits hard. This is further alluded to when one of Cait Sith's fortunes states all flowers will wilt one day.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_71bd62b9	type	Calling Your Attacks
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_71bd62b9	comment	Yuffie combines President Shinra's mistake above with Calling Your Attacks (more specifically yelling SURPRISE ATTACK!!! and allowing Tifa to lay her out).
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_728d704f	type	Idiot Plot
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_728d704f	comment	Idiot Plot: Invoked. Cloud and co wonder how they were beaten by the band of idiots that compromise Shinra's top executives after watching Palmer throw a tantrum because they took away his control over the funding of the space program, only to acknowledge the pinball machine, but gets countered with the idiot secretary that let them (and later apparently Sephiroth) walk in.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_72ce3f54	type	Adaptation Relationship Overhaul
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_72ce3f54	comment	Adaptation Relationship Overhaul: In the original, Barret and Red are friends but they are no closer to each other than they are to any of the other party members. Here, they quickly become A Boy and His X-type best buddies and the show's Those Two Guys. Their character-focused episodes will usually strongly involve each other as a double act, while in the original, Red is not mandatory for Barret's story, and vice versa. Not as closely as the above pair, but Yuffie is given a connection to Tifa as a hyperexcited fangirl of the latter, who is initially annoyed by it, but the two evolve into a sibling dynamic, especially after Yuffie's materia sidequest, becoming a vehicle for Tifa's Character Development. Much to the relief of many, Cid and Shera's relationship is changed here. Their infamous verbally abusive relationship is just a front that's barely held up at all, whilst their real relationship is much more loving and mutual, albeit done through BDSM, with Shera as the dom. This way, Cid can vent any legitimate lingering frustrations towards her without actually hurting her in any way. The two even subtly flirt with each other in ways that fly over the heads of everyone else. In fact, his character arc is excised, and his reconciliation with Shera is instead just him being even more appreciative of her.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_736d791f	type	Adaptational Badass
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_736d791f	comment	Adaptational Badass: AVALANCHE's days of preparation, from gathering their ultimate weapons, becoming as powerful as they possibly can, and even acquiring the legendary Knights of the Round materia, are rendered useless by Safer Sephiroth. It's only due to Aerith's intervention via Great Gospel-induced recovery that the Cloud gets the strength to put the One-Winged Angel himself down.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7390323c	type	Sticky Fingers
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7390323c	comment	Sticky Fingers: Yuffie, as explained by herself in the Season 2 trailer. She will pick up anything not nailed down.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7453bc5b	type	Spared by the Adaptation
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7453bc5b	comment	Spared by the Adaptation: Non-human example. While imprisoned by Shinra and after escaping Midgar, Barret throws around the idea of rebuilding AVALANCHE with the current party, but the idea is dropped not long after. Here, Barret, along with Red, still strongly carry the spirit of it well into the events of Disc 2 and onward, with their trademark "AVALANCHE TIME!" Character Catchphrase. Red still keeps it alive 500 years later, as well as by whoever's populating the ruins of Midgar, given the instantaneous response of "MOTHAFUCKA!" in the distance.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7464705c	type	Arc Words
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7464705c	comment	A secondary theme revolves around the Arc Words "Don't fuck up". The cast regularly rotate on criticizing those who've fucked up, usually Cloud, but as the story progresses, the reveals that they themselves don't exactly have the moral high ground to be criticizing Cloud, especially after his issues come to light. Strongest example is Tifa, who comes to terms with the fact that Cloud fucking up constantly is largely on her because she fucked up by failing to be emotionally mature enough to handle the unstable Cloud from the minute they met again in Midgar.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_758c3034	type	Prison Rape
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_758c3034	comment	Prison Rape: Cloud is intimidated into sticking with AVALANCHE by Tifa and Barret both pointing out that should Cloud be caught, he'll be sent to prison, where his hair makes for a convenient grab hold for no fewer than four men. This is one of the primary points Cloud brings up in his "The Reason You Suck" Speech at the end of Season 1.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_75ff5853	type	Can't Drop the Hero
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_75ff5853	comment	Can't Drop the Hero: Cloud and Cid's mandatory presence in the party as leadernote Tifa never gets her turn; the story skips straight from Junon to Mideel, removing the need for Tifa to lead the party in search of Cloud after the events of the Norther Crater is used to facilitate their character interactions. Cloud's presence is mostly used to illustrate his general insensitivity and inability to read the room, though after episode 29, it's used to show said character flaw's disappearance. Cid's tenure as leader, meanwhile, is used for some extra interaction with Barret and Red, particularly when they summon Bahamut and start the Chocobo breeding sidequestnote These scenes with the AVALANCHE Time trio happen in the movie covering Disc 3, but the footage was obviously taken during Disc 2, when Cid is party leader.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_762b9223	type	Played for Laughs
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_762b9223	comment	Played for Laughs later in the movie, courtesy of Red XIII after Tifa and Cloud's heart-to-heart under the Highwind.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_77b009ea	type	Phrase Catcher
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_77b009ea	comment	Phrase Catcher: Cloud's also on the receiving end of a number of "Don't fuck up"s and "Did you fuck up?"s from Barret.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7815ba15	type	N-Word Privileges
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7815ba15	comment	N-Word Privileges: Invoked by Barret. Red XIII calls Barret "Black" as an In-Series Nickname after Barrett calls him "Red" in the same way. Barret decides that Red XIII gets a pass, presumably because he doesn't know any better.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7960ab92	type	Sanity Ball
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7960ab92	comment	Sanity Ball: The role of straight man is passed around a lot between Cloud, Tifa, Barret, and Cid depending on the situation.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7a0056e7	type	Last-Second Photo Failure
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7a0056e7	comment	Last-Second Photo Failure: While visiting Nibelheim, Cloud and Sephiroth get a group photo with Tifa, only for Cloud to sneeze just as the photo is taken. Subverted come the premiere of season 4 which reveals the real photo to actually be Zack in Cloud's place and shown to having been able to keep a stance.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7b50237d	type	Distinction Without a Difference
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7b50237d	comment	Distinction Without a Difference: In Episode 6 at Don Corneo's Girls Only Mansion:
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7bc90010	type	Hearing Voices
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7bc90010	comment	Hearing Voices: Several times, Cloud hears and converses with the voice of Zack in times of distress, near-death, and while he's unconscious.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7d7ff0b0	type	Crashing Dreams
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7d7ff0b0	comment	Cloud hearing the voice in his head while he's asleep or unconscious, only for said voice to say something weird or awkward. He wakes up see someone talking to him, turning out to be a Crashing Dream.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7d89315b	type	"The Reason You Suck" Speech
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7d89315b	comment	After an entire season of putting up with Tifa's abuse, Cloud finally gets sick of it in Episode 10 after she remarks that he "feels safest" around her. This triggers him giving her one hell of a "The Reason You Suck" Speech that leaves everyone in stunned silence.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7e1184d8	type	Suspect Is Hatless
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7e1184d8	comment	Suspect Is Hatless: When asking the guard at Don Corneo's mansion if he's seen Tifa. He gives a vague description of her having brown hair, average height and long legs which the guard fails to recognise, at which Cloud gives up dancing around it and just says she had enormous breasts and probably insulted him which the guard recognizes instantly. Subverted in episode 2, as the only thing the police sketch of Cloud got right was his spiky hair, but everyone considers this enough for Cloud to quickly get picked up by Shinra's forces.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7febc23b	type	Establishing Character Moment
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_7febc23b	comment	Establishing Character Moment: Cloud is introduced trying to make a badass pun... and failing horribly. Barret's personality is established in his reaction to it. Tifa's first line is to greet everyone with "Hey, cocksuckers!" Yuffie's introduction has her loudly declaring her presence during a sneak attack, only to get punched for it.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8042e814	type	Actually Pretty Funny
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8042e814	comment	Actually Pretty Funny: Cloud, Tifa, and Barret fail to stop Shinra's Turks from dropping Sector 7's Upper Plate on the slums below. Barret himself is devastated by the destruction of the city and his fellow AVALANCHE allies... until Tifa attempts to cheer him up by recalling Clouds crossdressing incident back in Wall Market. It actually works with him laughing to Cloud's annoyance.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_80d55f20	type	Cuteness Proximity
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_80d55f20	comment	Cuteness Proximity: Upon realizing that Red XIII can talk, Aerith asks if the party can keep him. She starts high pitched and excited, and by the time she's finished it's little more than incomprehensible squeaking. Barret is an unconventional take on this trope, of course with regards to Red. While Aerith is openly blubbering about him, he's catatonically processing the fact that Red can talk. We only learn it's this trope when they're put in the same cell and he dramatically and enthusiastically reveals his childhood dream of having a "talking dog best friend". Season 2 reveals that Tifa is also susceptible to this, squealing with delight upon meeting Priscilla's dolphin buddy.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8159411a	type	Extreme Omnisexual
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8159411a	comment	Extreme Omnisexual: Red XIII is in a constant state of "horngry"note a combination of "horny" and "hungry", which might be a side-effect of being used for Hojo's... experimentation. At one point, he even tried to bang a living motorcycle. He'd even bang Jenova if he could.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_820ac3c5	type	Dysfunction Junction
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_820ac3c5	comment	Dysfunction Junction: AVALANCHE. Cloud is kind of dumb, has a psychological need to prove how strong and cool he is, and he's hearing voices. Tifa has repressed the trauma of losing almost everybody she cared about, leading to or compounding anger issues and emotional immaturity. Aerith is pure and naive to a fault, though she's getting jealous of the women around Cloud, and she's not handling the jealousy well at all. Red XIII is essentially a typical dog, and probably a sex addict. Yuffie is a kleptomaniac, kind of dumb, and inappropriately cheerful. Vincent is a morose and unabashedly creepy corpse of a man with bugs having made a home in his body. Barret is the only one approaching normal, even if his parenting techniques are questionable, but considering what he has to put up with, he's often angry, frustrated, or exasperated. Cid, despite his penchants for stories about his ancestors also named Cid and infamous potty mouth, joins him in that department, and probably more so. Come Season 2, Barret's own Dark and Troubled Past comes to light, showing that he was a very chipper person prior to his Doomed Hometown meeting its fate. This leaves Cid the only one without a proper character arc or goal, since the changes to his relationship with Shera means it's excised.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_82a64c4b	type	Adaptational Nice Guy
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_82a64c4b	comment	Cid is another example of this, as his Adaptational Nice Guy status and the Adaptation Relationship Overhaul of his and Shera's means his original story arc is excised due to being pointless. Rather than treat Shera as his verbally-abused servant as in the original, while it seems that way at first, it's strongly implied that they already worked out their issues long ago and they arranged for their BDSM relationship with Shera as the dom. Despite having legitimate lingering grievances against her for ruining his dream, he would rather have her whip him than him legitimately hurting her with words or worse. In other words, he chose to be the better, kinder man. It also plays into Cloud's sole reasons for wanting him to join them, being laser-focused on his foul mouth and crass attitude.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8426d2ac	type	Inherently Funny Words
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8426d2ac	comment	Inherently Funny Words: In the outtakes, Takahata has a hard time reading Red XIII's line ("I've had an exceptionable amount of sex here") because he keeps laughing every time he says it. Falafel, more specifically an awful falafel that led to Reno becoming unlawfully awful.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_85f0f0fb	type	World of Snark
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_85f0f0fb	comment	Everyone, really, but the most effective are Aerith and Tifa, especially when it comes to the other.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8712e4c9	comment	Story-Breaker Power: The powerful game-changing Summons take a back seat for most of the series, and when they are used at least once, they are taken out for one reason or another. In Episode 14, Cloud summons Shiva to eliminate a Jenova monster, but Aerith shatters it after out of envy of her beauty. In the Finale Movie, Barret finally summons Bahamut before the Final Battle, but the dragon refuses to join. All of the othet other Bahamuts feel the same way. Later, Barret and Red attempt to summon the Knights of the Round, but Safer Sephiroth simply swats the materia away before it activates.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_88472ef3	comment	Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life: Reeve desperately wants anything else other than the miserable job working for Shinra he's stuck with. This is where Cait Sith comes in.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_88699eee	type	Bargain with Heaven
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_88699eee	comment	Bargain with Heaven: Barett reveals that he used to pray every night that God could take everything he had in exchange for a "Talkin' dawg best friend." He then notes that he's lost everything, but met Red XIII, a talking dog and therefore the deal is done to his satisfaction.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8984e5d1	comment	Commonality Connection: As illustrated in Episode 31, the eight surviving party members are framed in pairs based on the nature of their quests and their reason for fighting: Barret and Cid: For their loved ones Yuffie and Red: For their homes Cait Sith and Vincent: For redemption Cloud and Tifa: Though unstated, theirs is for their own character growth, personal beef with Sephiroth, and the obvious reason.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8a4988bb	comment	Episode 24: After all the effort they went through to get the Black Materia, Sephiroth Mind Rapes Cloud into giving it to him.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8a7e27b5	comment	Stab the Scorpion: When the group lures Barret to them in Corel Prison after he ran off, it looks like he's about to shoot them, only to reveal he shot a hidden assailant instead.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8b568cb7	comment	Cloud started as "Blonde Zack", then switched to "Croudo-kun" before changing to "Cloud" proper.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8e20979	type	Wham Episode
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8e20979	comment	Wham Episode: Episode 25 with Aerith's death played completely straight without any humor, surprisingly somber for a comedic abridged series.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_8ed5c6e4	comment	Asshole Victim: While his death at Sephiroth's hands is still quite tragic, Tifa's father becomes this in hindsight after Episode 29. There, after Cloud and Tifa's fall from Mount Niebel, he blames Cloud for getting Tifa hurt and gives a needlessly harsh Reason You Suck speech toward the then-12 year old Cloud, calling him weak and reasons that's why no one likes him. And to top it off, he abandons the poor kid to crawl back to Nibelheim and forbids him from ever seeing his only friend. That incident gave Cloud a host of self-esteem issues, which eventually culminates him assisting Sephiroth in summoning Meteor. It's safe to say that the audience might lose a bit of sympathy for him when they look back on his demise. The sad part is this isn't even a case of Adaptational Jerkass; it also applies for the original, just that it's more pronounced here given the more obvious dysfunction of the cast.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_912b24c4	type	Art Shift
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_912b24c4	comment	Art Shift: Episode 23 has a few scenes with original animation provided by Team Four Star.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_94bc84ad	type	Sdrawkcab Speech
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_94bc84ad	comment	Sdrawkcab Speech: Cloud's imaginary friend "ChoCho" from episode 22 speaks in this briefly. It's framed like a humorous example of Black Speech unless you're reading the subtitles.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_95ef5b0d	type	Symbol Swearing
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_95ef5b0d	comment	It doubles as a reference to the game's liberal use of Symbol Swearing.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_967edd3a	comment	Action Film, Quiet Drama Scene: Game parody more like, but some humor is downplayed to preserve the original drama the game had.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_96a2363c	comment	Bathos: There's a dramatic showdown between Barret and Dyne that is played almost completely straight...save for Cloud's offscreen commentary on the whole thing.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_96e967f8	type	Anti-Climax Boss
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_96e967f8	comment	Anti-Climax Boss: Invoked with every single boss in the game and Played for Laughs at its finest. The standard formula is the party is too busy bickering with each other and they take their tensions out on said boss, one-shotting it. This does make sense since it is supposed to be abridged, and certain boss fights can go on for a while in the game proper. Even Safer Sephiroth, while he does come very close to killing the party, is ultimately a three round fight filled with a lot of dialogue in between.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_97fa0a10	type	Mass "Oh, Crap!"
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_97fa0a10	comment	Mass "Oh, Crap!": A prominent example of this is in episode 25. Cloud requests to speak to Aerith as she praying in the Temple of the Ancients. Everything seems fine until Sephiroth brainwashes him into brandishing his sword...
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_98591d23	type	Speech Impediment
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_98591d23	comment	Speech Impediment: Jesse has a slur that nescessitates the use of subtitles, implied to be the result of going to a Back-Alley Doctor instead of a real dentist.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_99ddfcec	type	Unwitting Instigator of Doom
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_99ddfcec	comment	Unwitting Instigator of Doom: It's revealed that practically all of Cloud's self-esteem issues that culminated in him assisting Sephiroth in summoning Meteor and becoming an Empty Shell could be traced back to Tifa's father blowing up at him when he was 12 years-old for an accident that wasn't even his fault.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9d12bbc1	type	Foreshadowing
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9d12bbc1	comment	Foreshadowing: They do a better job of preparing for one of the original game's bigger twists. Despite supposedly being in SOLDIER supposedly recently, Cloud's Shinra memories only seem to disappear between the immediate past and several years back, such as when he thought they could use the 60th floor's back door to sneak in when according to Hojo, "it's been sealed for years." On the same note, in Episode 11 Sephiroth reacts with annoyance to Cloud's obnoxious fanboying, but then confides his personal troubles and backstory to him, as though he's talking to two different people. In the same episode, Tifa irritably points out there's absolutely no inconsistencies in Cloud's story, especially not the part when he and Sephiroth went into the reactor together. It's difficult to hearnote The blooper special reveals what Reeve is shouting to Hojo, but after the Shinra board meeting is adjourned, Reeve demands that Hojo come back and explain how he spent five billion gil teaching an animal how to talk, which can only mean he's talking about Red XIII. In Episode 9, when Cloud has a freak-out, Tifa attempts to comfort him by telling him to repress what he saw. This somewhat foreshadows her Freudian Excuse. While staying in Kalm in Episode 11, Barret asks if they bought any new materia, but Tifa says the shop's entire stock was stolen. Yuffie is an unrepentant materia thief, after all. In Episode 13, Yuffie claims that she isn't going to steal the party's materia after openly admitting that she's a kleptomaniac. In Episode 22, she steals the party's materia. In Episode 14, when Cloud confronts Sephiroth on the ship to Costa Del Sol, Sephiroth flat out states that he has no idea who Cloud is and doesn't remember killing everyone in Nibelheim, which not only foreshadows that it's not actually Sephiroth, but a piece of Jenova using his appearance, but that Cloud was never in SOLDIER. In Episode 15, Cloud that he's surprised to see that Hojo hasn't combusted in the sun like a vampire. Hojo replies that he'd be surprised what vampires can do nowdays...note For those who don't know, Hojo is one of the people responsible for Vincent becoming a vampire... thing. During Barret's flashback, Scarlet promises Dyne that life in Corel will get better if they let Shinra build a mako reactor there, and asks both Barret and Dyne to give them a hand... Since Cait Sith is a fortune teller, it's unsurprising that he gives a lot of this in episode 16. Aerith asking she'll be remembered, which hits hard. This is further alluded to when one of Cait Sith's fortunes states all flowers will wilt one day. When Cait Sith and Cloud bond about women they work with that emasculate them. Cait asks if Cloud has slept with his yet. One of Caith Sith's "fortunes" is "I stood and cried as I watched thousands of innocent lives perish. Why must I work for such an empire of evil when my heart beats for justice?" echoing the sentiment shared by Cait Sith's controller Reeve back in Season 1 about the collapsing of the Midgar plate. After Cloud's very insensitive attitude toward's Zack's death, Tifa calls him out that he wasn't there. Which foreshadows that Cloud's memories are fake. She then backtracks by saying that he wasn't there when Zack died, which is ironically wrong as Cloud was only a few feet away from Zack as he made his last stand.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9d6e002e	type	Whole Episode Flashback
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9d6e002e	comment	On the same note, in Episode 11 Sephiroth reacts with annoyance to Cloud's obnoxious fanboying, but then confides his personal troubles and backstory to him, as though he's talking to two different people. In the same episode, Tifa irritably points out there's absolutely no inconsistencies in Cloud's story, especially not the part when he and Sephiroth went into the reactor together.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9e67ec50	type	Flashback Cut
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9e67ec50	comment	Flashback Cut: Played for Laughs in Episode 4 when Cloud tries to justify to Aerith why he fell through the roof of the church.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9f80e1da	type	Sarcasm Mode
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9f80e1da	comment	Sarcasm Mode: Several times: When Tifa forgets to bring the map: When Cloud gets frustrated with Tifa's immaturity while trying to rescue her from Don Corneo's. When Cloud spends all their money on a single chocobo green that he then loses when Red eats:
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9fb5d589	type	Not Now, Kiddo
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_9fb5d589	comment	Not Now, Kiddo: In Episode 12, Aerith repeatedly tries to tell the other members of AVALANCHE that the Zolom is hurt and just needs to be healed, but no one listens to her.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a0db7803	type	It's Personal
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a0db7803	comment	Cloud and Tifa: Though unstated, theirs is for their own character growth, personal beef with Sephiroth, and the obvious reason.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a188ac4b	type	Overly Long Gag
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a188ac4b	comment	Overly Long Gag: For the entirety of Episode 11 while Cloud talks about his and Tifa's first encounter with Sephiroth, Barret can faintly be heard listing off the many, many versions of Bahamut; both the versions in the Final Fantasy franchise and parodied from different game titles.note Based on Squaresoft/Square Enix's [IPs] before moving listing titles from other companies.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a414c3f0	type	One-Hit Kill
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a414c3f0	comment	One-Hit Kill: this is what happens whenever Tifa's in the party and they face a human enemy : the fight's over in one punch. The victims so far are Reno, whose pelvis and testicles she shattered, and Yuffie, who got her face smashed in and her naming interface scrambled.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a4c37cbe	type	Mood Whiplash
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a4c37cbe	comment	Mood Whiplash: Episode 10 starts with the group in prison with their usual quirks, followed with Cloud's nightmare of Sephiroth and his murders ensue. Then two comical boss fights occurring at the same time with Cloud and Rufus trash-talking each other when the latter escapes and Cloud fighting off the authorities on a bike and another boss fight. And then it ends with Cloud giving Tifa a truly scathing "The Reason You Suck" Speech. Ending with Red XIII saying "Holy shit". The latter is Played for Laughs. The former, Played for Drama. Episode 11 switches rapidly between Sephiroth being treated as a genuinely nightmarish and broken presence in past events, and the comedically dysfunctional exchanges between Cloud and company. The episode then ends with a dramatic (if intentionally goofy) Say My Name between Cloud and Sephiroth, quickly followed by Barret revealing that he was so busy listing the various Bahamut's that he missed the entire story. The full Season 4 compilation features the 'Tankceratops and The Vehicularsaurs' sketch from Episode 28, which is absurd and downright silly; before jumping straight into one of the most serious, if not, important backstory-focused episodes of the entire series.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a5e02e9e	type	Infinity +1 Sword
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a5e02e9e	comment	Given his comparisons to Bahamut here, Ultimate Weapon takes his original appearance's role of judge of the heroes' worthiness and rewarding them for it with amazing power, in this case, Cloud's Ultima Weapon.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a60e3252	type	Rule of Funny
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a60e3252	comment	Rule of Funny: In episode 26, Cid yells "WELCOME TO EARTH, BITCH!" as he kills Jenova-DEATH. In-universe, this makes no sense - Earth does not exist, and the world the show takes place on is otherwise simply called the "Planet". Out of universe, it's hilarious, so it gets a pass.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a60f7120	comment	If fighting any of the Weapons was already an impossible task, what more fighting a Physical God of sheer cosmic power like Safer Sephiroth, even with the strongest weapons and Materia imaginable. It takes divine intervention from a Physical God that was a friend in life to at least even the odds, if not outright turn the tables.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a65288e2	comment	Ascended Extra: The news reporter in Midgar, here known as Tom Lastastaname, is a recurring character, while he only appeared in 7th Heaven in the original game. Priscilla, the girl Cloud saves from Bottomswell, is the leader of another anti-Shinra group, TSUNAMI. The Tankceratops gets several appearances and is apparently an in-universe mascot. In the original game, the Heavy Tank only appears in Gongaga and the Battle Square, so many players may not even encounter it.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a679184b	type	Due to the Dead
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a679184b	comment	Due to the Dead: As the party depressedly follows Cloud to the Northern Crater after Aerith's murder, Tifa goes back to Aerith's resting place and leaves behind a bouquet of white and yellow flowers.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a6c677c4	comment	Not Hyperbole: After getting given a Tifa punch to the 'nads, Reno is able to moan out that Tifa destroyed half of his enormous dick. Tifa snickers, not believing it for a second. Come Season 2, when Elena joins the Turks, it turns out Reno is in surgery from the hit and it really was that big.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a6cda066	comment	Rule of Three: President Shinra's Verbal Tic of "Well, well, well...", which is lampshaded in episode 9.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a7aef9ff	type	Obfuscating Stupidity
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a7aef9ff	comment	Obfuscating Stupidity: Barret realizes both Red XIII and Aerith are this when they call "Not it" before he even finishes saying someone will need to scout outside of Shinra HQ to see how strong the army of soldiers is.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a861560f	type	The Friend Nobody Likes
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a861560f	comment	The Friend Nobody Likes: Cloud has been shunted into this role due to fucking up the first mission, making practically everyone in AVALANCHE see him as an annoying hindrance that they have no choice but to keep around. Yuffie is tolerated by Cloud, and Red is too high to care. Barret and Aerith want her out (annoyance at her personality and klepto tendencies for Barret, her hero-worship of Tifa and potentially just being another girl in team with Cloud for Aerith), and Tifa seems to be in the middle with being annoyed by her, but not enough to want to throw her out.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a91078ea	type	Adaptational Jerkass
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a91078ea	comment	Adaptational Jerkass: Instead of being a Team Mom like in the original game, Tifa is an Ax-Crazy sadistic bitch that frequently tricks or threatens Cloud into doing stuff for her. Her character arc revolves around her taking a level in kindness and moving more towards her actual Team Mom status. Aerith is still The Heart of the team, but here she has a nasty side that comes out whenever she feels like another girl's coming between her and Cloud. Aerith has casually withheld aid that could save Tifa's life multiple times, and once "accidentally" broke a materia that had a female summon that saved their lives, simply because Cloud thought she was beautiful. Sephiroth, who is much pettier in this version, particularly with his murdering of people close to Cloud. He specifically murders Cloud's mother to make Cloud "just like him", namely without a mother, as payback for the lad's incessant fanboying. With Aerith, instead of dismissing Cloud's ability to have emotions, he does the complete opposite and taunts him for his failure to promise to protect her, along with rubbing the above murder in his face. However, it may be subverted, as Cloud's False Memories mean that the conversation didn't happen as shown. When we see the actual confrontation between the two, Sephiroth appears to just stab Cloud, only bothering to talk to him when Cloud manages to turn the tables on him, never mentioning anything about specifically targeting Cloud's mother, and actually expresses confusion over who Cloud is, implying his mother's death wasn't actually targeted and it was just Cloud's false memories making himself seem more important. Mixed with Adaptational Villainy, his god complex is even worse here. It's implied that after finding out Jenova wasn't a Cetra, he, at the very least, just reinterprets her as divine judgment incarnate, out to purge each planet of their sentient life because they could potentially become "human". And as her son, it is his birthright to become a god and extinguish "the cruelty of humans", just as he believes Jenova would. It's almost as if he cannot handle the idea of being anything less than "superior to all humans", making him a Shadow Archetype to Cloud's own obsessions early in the show.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a9de87d2	type	Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_a9de87d2	comment	Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Cloud is rather whiny and fucks up a lot, but in combat he is, if allowed, rather skilled and strong. The others have no idea he took out a pair of guards in a matter of seconds while treating their attacks as if they were minor annoyances.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_abbda0ea	type	Intelligible Unintelligible
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_abbda0ea	comment	Intelligible Unintelligible: Jessie speaks like she has a sock in her mouth, probably due to the "alley dentist" mentioned by the others. The other characters can somewhat understand her, though Cloud mistakes her saying "My foot is stuck!" for something dirtier.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ae3d6438	type	Deadpan Snarker
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ae3d6438	comment	Deadpan Snarker: Everyone, really, but the most effective are Aerith and Tifa, especially when it comes to the other. Of particular note is the drug store owner from episode 5, whose dialogue is almost nothing except scathing sarcasm.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_aed29b5c	type	Die Laughing
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_aed29b5c	comment	Die Laughing: Jessie dies laughing at the thought of Biggs thinking his dick was above average size.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_af4d6174	type	Setting Update
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_af4d6174	comment	Setting Update: The aesthetics of the characters and the world are the same as the original game but mobile phones are now modern touch screen smartphones instead of flip phones and there are now equivalents to the internet, Twitter and Netflix (Shintranet, Warker and Shinflix).
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b2407a69	type	Talk to the Fist
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b2407a69	comment	Yuffie gets interrupted mid-sentence with a fist to the face while introducing herself (cut off as "Yuffâ€”"). The naming screen was nice enough to finish it.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b41acf08	comment	President Shinra in his brief time does a decent job of being genuinely intimidating to the party. He speaks in a calm, deep voice with a slow cadence, and his only moments of levity are his metaphors, but even so, he proves to be a capable and ruthless leader of the Shinra Electric Power Company, able to leverage Heideggar and Scarlet's expertise without letting them get carried away, keeping Hojo on a loose leash in exchange for Hojo's scientific expertise, having Reeve in the loop while still mostly disdaining his bleeding heart, and (mostly) curbing Palmer's excesses. Of course, he's only a Starter Villain, and not even a full season into the series, he gets stabbed in the back as the main man takes center stage.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b4a6ae4c	type	Everyone Has Standards
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b4a6ae4c	comment	Everyone Has Standards: President Shinra is a Corrupt Corporate Executive who's willing to kill innocent people and waste a large amount of resources just to get rid of AVALANCHE. When he hears Palmer has been literally burning cash thinking that it will let him buy parts of outer space, Shinra removes his budgeting privileges. Almost everyone who's aware that Hojo's experiments involve forcing people to breed with animals treat it with appropriate disgust and horror.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b53077b3	type	Take That!
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b53077b3	comment	Take That!: When Cloud introduces himself to Barret in Episode 1, the latter questions if he got his name because he "rains on everyone's parade". Barret's ramble in the background of Episode 11 ends with a jab towards Kingdom Hearts and its Sequel Gap between games II and III. Episode 16 has one to microtransactions (especially the "Buy fake currency with real money" kind), and since it was released around the time of the release of Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) (a game with a large controversy regarding its pay-to-win mentality), it makes it even funnier. Mocked further in episode 23, as Dio listened to Cloud's complaints about GP... and instead went with Loot Saucers. One conversation with Coates later, and he finds out he's now bankrupt for how poorly that idea went over. Episode 16 also has another allusion to Final Fantasy VIII when someone floats the idea that Sephiroth might have added a gun to his sword, which Cloud dismisses because he could see someone cutting their own face with that setup. Yet more shade gets thrown at Final Fantasy VIII during Cid's backstory, where Shera says that one of the oxygen tanks uses a "siphoning system that nobody really enjoys" and also has a "weird junction system". The oxygen tanks are brought up again in Episode 30 when Shera comments that tank #8 was finally remastered. Cloud remarks "you paint a shitty house, it's still a shitty house. But hey, whatever makes you happy". In episode 23, Cloud has an offscreen conversation with "some guy with a gunblade", which ends with them agreeing that 13 is the worst number.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b61f1b2b	type	TouchÃ©
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b61f1b2b	comment	TouchÃ©: In the second episode, Barret responds to Cloud's remarks about "having a long day" by asking if his plans went awry because someone fucked up.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b707726f	type	Hypocritical Humor
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b707726f	comment	Hypocritical Humor: Yuffie chewing out Cloud for being awful at picking up social cues. Before immediately asking Tifa if she's ready for the time of her life. Red-XIII's reaction to Aerith being able to understand the Midgar Zolem (He was stoned off his ass at the time)
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b9561236	type	A Good Name for a Rock Band
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b9561236	comment	A Good Name for a Rock Band: Tifa wants to name one her moves "The Assault Spiral" after hearing that that's the name Reeve gave to the cycle of assault and bribing Heidegger is responsible for kicking off whenever he assaults a random civilian. She later calls dibs on "Galactic Rock Crusher" when Cid describes Shinra using his rocket as a missile against Meteor.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b99bed67	type	No-Nonsense Nemesis
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_b99bed67	comment	Episode 11 fully cements Sephiroth's status as a No-Nonsense Nemesis by taking things even further than his canon counterpart.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bb48f8ba	type	Timed Mission
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bb48f8ba	comment	Timed Mission: Also parodied to hell. Cloud attempts to set the bomb's time to ten minutes. Unfortunately, he sets it to five, then to one minute, to Barret's irritation.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bc00493f	type	Precision F-Strike
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bc00493f	comment	Precision F-Strike: The word "fuck" is normally censored by the original game's "cannot do an action" buzzer. A few times, it goes uncensored for dramatic effect. Just as Dyne falls in Barret's flashback, he tells Barret "don't fuck up," explaining the origin of Barret's Character Catchphrase and serving as the first instance of the word being uncensored. Episode 18 has Tifa being suspicious with Cait Sith being The Mole. When Cloud and Aerith ignore this... Episode 24 has the entire group openly questioning why Cait Sith is still with them when he's an acknowledged traitor, overriding any protest on his part. In the Big Damn Movie, Cloud gets one when he visits the libratory where Sephiroth began his Villainous Breakdown just before his final battle with him, only his delivery is more scared and tearful, conveying his vulnerability. Played for Laughs later in the movie, courtesy of Red XIII after Tifa and Cloud's heart-to-heart under the Highwind.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bc3cb7ff	type	Clear My Name
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bc3cb7ff	comment	Clear My Name: The reason the party sets out after escaping Midgar: to find Sephiroth and clear their names after Rufus Shinra spreads the news that they were the ones who murdered his father.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bc74ef27	type	Berserk Button
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bc74ef27	comment	Berserk Button: Cloud doesn't like not being recognized, especially since he was part of SOLDIER. People not recognizing him is justified, as he was never actually a SOLDIER. Barret doesn't appreciate when people imply he's a bad father. The one time it happens, he beat up (or possibly killed) the person that suggested it. He also doesn't take the threat of dogs being killed, as Dyne, who he was otherwise reluctant to harm, found out the hard way. Played for Drama with Cait Sith, as he takes serious offense to the idea that he would even like anything about the asinine and heartless company he's stuck working for, especially with everything they've done.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bda018c5	type	Money to Burn
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bda018c5	comment	Money to Burn: Unintentionally by Palmer. While being questioned about what he could possibly need 10 billion gil for in the Space Division (the equivalent of being Reassigned to Antarctica in Shinra), Palmer gleefully notes he has been literally throwing billions of gil into a fire, because he thinks that's how you buy space.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bda893bc	type	Finale Movie
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bda893bc	comment	In the Finale Movie, Barret finally summons Bahamut before the Final Battle, but the dragon refuses to join. All of the othet other Bahamuts feel the same way.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bed53353	type	Mate or Die
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_bed53353	comment	Mate or Die: When Avalanche is captured by Shinra, Cloud and Tifa are taken away to become part of Hojo's experiments. Cloud reacts with horror at the prospect of having sex with Tifa, which offends her.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c02925f0	type	Wingding Eyes
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c02925f0	comment	Wingding Eyes:
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c2e1f423	type	Really Dead Montage
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c2e1f423	comment	Really Dead Montage: After Sephiroth kills Aerith, the bouncing hair band she wore is interspersed with shots of her throughout the adventure while her theme softly plays on a piano.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c313d43a	type	True Companions
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c313d43a	comment	True Companions: For all their bickering, shouting at each other, squables, and rivalry, the group has stuck together throughout their adventures and gradually has become closer as the series goes on. Cemented in episode 22 as Tifa declares they're family, complete with Yuffie listing off each character relationship.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c335b9ec	type	Irony
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c335b9ec	comment	Irony: Tifa normally enforces Cloud's jumbled memories to avoid damaging his fragile psyche. The one time she calls him out on it by saying that he wasn't present when Zack died, she's the one that gets it wrong.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c34a1799	type	Kaiju
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c34a1799	comment	As badass as the party is, they can't fight a Kaiju like Diamond Weapon, if only due to its sheer size. They can certainly try, but they're definitely going to have a bad time. The only reason they'd even try to fight one, even chase it across the Planet, is that one of them holds that would significantly even the odds against Sephiroth, Luckily for them, Ultimate at least is more intelligent in this version to recognize that AVALANCHE are the good humans trying to save the Planet, and so just outright rewards them with Ultima Weapon, and that Red conveniently can understand their speech to convey that.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c3648b87	type	Teeth-Clenched Teamwork
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c3648b87	comment	Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Nobody in AVALANCHE actually seems to like working with each other; though they all gang up on Cloud, they're just as likely to bicker with each other while on a mission. Even as the rest of the team starts becoming Fire-Forged Friends, Aerith and Tifa are clearly not pleased with each other's presence (Aerith sees Tifa as a rival for Cloud's affections, and Tifa finds Aerith annoying).
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c3fbac64	type	Bestiality Is Depraved
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c3fbac64	comment	Almost everyone who's aware that Hojo's experiments involve forcing people to breed with animals treat it with appropriate disgust and horror.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c45c9fcd	comment	Tifa has used and abused Cloud for their entire friendship, tricked him into joining a terroist cell, treats Cloud like shit, threatens him with an Ass Shove and goes into great detail about how he'd get raped in prison to convince him to stay, but she does care a little about him in Episode 3 when he's about to fall to his death. Her character arc is about getting rid of the "jerk" part, as well as coming to terms with why she's one. Slowly, she drops this trope with Aerith, Yuffie, then finally, Cloud.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c5385ad9	type	Horrible Judge of Character
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c5385ad9	comment	Horrible Judge of Character: Aerith and Elmyra don't realize that Reno and the Turks are not nice people and have plans for Aerith. Even after they broke into their house and broke stuff in a rage, the two still think that the Turks are just worried about Aerith. Cloud is the only party member who seems oblivious to the fact that Cait Sith is a Shinra spy, plus he automatically likes anyone who sides with him or is nice to him on their first meeting, regardless of whether they deserve it or not. He also ended up in Avalanche in the first place when he believed Tifa when she told him that the "solid" she wanted him to do would be super-easy.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c5d36037	type	Big Damn Movie
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c5d36037	comment	In the Big Damn Movie, Cloud gets one when he visits the libratory where Sephiroth began his Villainous Breakdown just before his final battle with him, only his delivery is more scared and tearful, conveying his vulnerability.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c5ef2d50	type	Cringe Comedy
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c5ef2d50	comment	Cringe Comedy: During the Nibelheim flashback, Cloud is acting like an immature kid's idea of what a badass soldier is like. He's coming up with team names and Character Catch Phrases before he's even off the truck, says that "there's a 100 percent chance of percipitation" with him and the ladies, and generally fanboys over Sephiroth so hard that even the normally-stoic Sephiroth is clearly annoyed by Cloud's antics. The whole time, Cloud's awkwardness and very immature behavior is meant to make the audience laugh at him.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c6191d16	type	Ultimate Life Form
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c6191d16	comment	The expansion of Sephiroth's god complex also lends to this. Here, he views Jenova more than just the Ultimate Lifeform, but outright divine punishment incarnate, thus his godhood and punisher of mortals is his birthright. For Sephiroth, Might Makes Right, and is the twisted logical conclusion of Cloud's image of being an aloof badass.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c691d3f4	type	Offscreen Teleportation
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c691d3f4	comment	Offscreen Teleportation: Aerith is somehow able to meet up with Cloud after he runs away from her house. This is lampshaded by Cloud, who questions how she was able to move that fast.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c6b38794	type	Censored for Comedy
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c6b38794	comment	Episode 17 subverts Censored for Comedy to highlight the emotional impact that Dyne's "death" had on Barrett.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c75df49a	type	Shout-Out
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c75df49a	comment	Shout-Out: Cloud's sarcastic laugh in episode 3 sounds almost exactly like Tidus' infamous laugh from Final Fantasy X. Rufus describes the party as "a ragtag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts." In episode 5, Cloud refers to Don Corneo as Cornholio. As Cloud walks out on the actor replacing his mother, she gets his name wrong again and calls him Lightning. Vincent's voice in the trailer for season two sounds similar to a certain other red-clad vampire... His actual voice in the series only sounds like that for a few seconds though. After he clears his throat he sounds far more like Richmond from The IT Crowd Cloud mentions the Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts in episode 18. When Cid asks Cloud if he's ever had a dream, Cloud takes him literally and mentions a dream he had of wearing his Vincent-esque Kingdom Hearts outfit ("I LOOK SO COOL!") - and another one where he fought a gorilla wearing a tie.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c819533b	type	Rage Breaking Point
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c819533b	comment	Rage Breaking Point: After an entire season of putting up with Tifa's abuse, Cloud finally gets sick of it in Episode 10 after she remarks that he "feels safest" around her. This triggers him giving her one hell of a "The Reason You Suck" Speech that leaves everyone in stunned silence. Both Tifa and Cloud are enraged when they meet Sephiroth in episode 14 and he doesn't remember them or burning Niebelheim down to the ground.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c868a42a	type	Freudian Excuse
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_c868a42a	comment	Freudian Excuse: Tifa's dad dying seems to have taken part in the development of her now extreme personality.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_caa28b82	type	Cloudcuckoolander
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_caa28b82	comment	Cloudcuckoolander: Aerith lacks an entirely firm grasp on reality due to being raised by a stoner. For example, she doesn't realize that flowers can't break falls and believes in fairies. Palmer, who thinks that in order to buy a space (defined as what you see when you make a telescope out of your hands and look into it), you have to throw a billion gil into a fire because the smoke delivers the gil to space.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cb0743c0	type	Lame Pun Reaction
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cb0743c0	comment	Lame Pun Reaction: Every single time Cloud tries a one-liner, it falls hard. When Barret tells Cloud "It's show time", Cloud responds with "Show time? Then I guess I'd better perform". When Cloud destroys the Motorball with a lightning spell: Cloud suggests to Sephiroth that he use a cool one-liner the next time he kills someone. He suggests "Sorry to cut this meeting short." Sephiroth likes it, and later obliges. When Cloud defeats Jenova-BIRTH with Shiva: When Cloud and the party resolve to defeat Sephiroth, he makes one last try. This is the first one that really makes the party actually angry.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cbe687ab	type	Corrupt Corporate Executive
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cbe687ab	comment	President Shinra is a Corrupt Corporate Executive who's willing to kill innocent people and waste a large amount of resources just to get rid of AVALANCHE. When he hears Palmer has been literally burning cash thinking that it will let him buy parts of outer space, Shinra removes his budgeting privileges.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cc7d7f75	type	Easy Come, Easy Go
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cc7d7f75	comment	Easy Come, Easy Go: Dio takes the news of his bankruptcy pretty well and decides to use it as an opportunity to travel the world.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cdd835ce	type	Dude, Not Funny!
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cdd835ce	comment	Dude, Not Funny!: Cid and surprisingly Yuffie have this reaction at attempts toward Black Comedy by the doctor monitoring the mako-poisoned Cloud.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cf496044	type	Smoke Out
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cf496044	comment	Yuffie's standard exit is yelling "Yuffie out!" and vanishing in a puff of smoke
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cfdb9e17	type	Cerebus Syndrome
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_cfdb9e17	comment	Cerebus Syndrome: The first two seasons are fairly comedy-centric, with more jokes being told and more character interactions that are humor-based. Even after Sephiroth entered the picture in Episode 10, jokes were still told even though he firmly remained a Knight of Cerebus. Starting about halfway through the third season, things took a gradually-darker turn (somewhat in-line with the game). By the time the party returns to Midgar to deal with Hojo, story beats are being played completely straight with almost zero comedy or levity like there was before.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d0b60f23	type	GoshDangItToHeck
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d0b60f23	comment	Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Aerith uses the word "blank" to substitute actual curse words.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d177a22c	type	Dominatrix
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d177a22c	comment	Cid is much less verbally abusive, though that's mostly because everybody's a lot more foulmouthed. But most of all, his abuse towards Shera is only verbal and even then is just a front, as they already worked out their issues long before their first appearance, and any of Cid's legitimate negativity towards her is vented through their BDSM sessions, with Shera as the Dominatrix. Cid even enforces the use of their BDSM specifically so that he DOESN'T legitimately hurt Shera. There's even subtle flirting between the two that just flies over the heads of everyone else unaware of their kinky means of resolution. Also, while the original got briefly tempted by the reality of his dream coming true, even getting into a slight argument with Cloud, here, Cid has no hesitation with trying to shut down Shinra's rocket scheme. The only reason the rocket still launches is because they're more or less too late.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d1da2c36	type	Played for Drama
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d1da2c36	comment	Played for Drama: The teams threat to Cait Sith drops any pretense of humour. There is no joke here. The calm but furious tones in their voice make it clear that if Cait Sith screws them over again, they will find the real him and throw him off the top of Shinra headquarters. Aerith's death scene is played incredibly straight with zero humor, thanks to Sephiroth and a pissed-off Cloud.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d308cbb0	type	Character Catchphrase
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d308cbb0	comment	Just as Dyne falls in Barret's flashback, he tells Barret "don't fuck up," explaining the origin of Barret's Character Catchphrase and serving as the first instance of the word being uncensored.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d39e327f	type	What the Hell, Hero?
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d39e327f	comment	What the Hell, Hero?: At the end of Episode 10, Cloud finally gets fed up with Tifa constantly belittling him and furiously calls her out on blackmailing him into joining AVALANCHE despite claiming to be his friend, followed by him accusing her of treating him so poorly because she hasn't gotten over her father's murder yet. Ouch.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d4bb4e51	type	Walking Shirtless Scene
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d4bb4e51	comment	Walking Shirtless Scene: Dio just wears a pair of speedos.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d500b978	type	Adaptational Wimp
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d500b978	comment	Adaptational Wimp: The normally badass and aloof Cloud is now a confused and naive kid who can sometimes pull through in battles, only to shortly afterward, well... fuck up.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d635e82c	type	Highly-Visible Ninja
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d635e82c	comment	Yuffie's introduction has her loudly declaring her presence during a sneak attack, only to get punched for it.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d6707631	type	Waxing Lyrical
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d6707631	comment	Waxing Lyrical: In Episode 11's flashback to the Nibelheim Incident, Cloud twice says things to the lyrical structure of "One Winged Angel," even ending the second time with "SEPHIROTH!"
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d7fc9fd0	type	Vitriolic Best Buds
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_d7fc9fd0	comment	Vitriolic Best Buds: For all their sniping and insulting each other, Cloud and Tifa appear to genuinely care for each other. Cloud and Barret also seem to grow into this as well.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_daf4da31	type	Anime Hair
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_daf4da31	comment	Subverted in episode 2, as the only thing the police sketch of Cloud got right was his spiky hair, but everyone considers this enough for Cloud to quickly get picked up by Shinra's forces.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_dcbe8a6e	type	Chekhov's Gunman
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_dcbe8a6e	comment	Chekhov's Gunman: Ramirez, the put upon grunt from Cloud's flashback. Those who've played the game will know why. For those who haven't, Cloud's memories are fake and Ramirez is Cloud himself.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_dd45df38	type	Unfortunate Names
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_dd45df38	comment	Unfortunate Names: In episode 11, we meet the man who trained Tifa, who describes his dojo as "The Dungeon of Fisting", causing Tifa to get defensive. Then when challenged, Tifa has a hard time naming 3 attacks of hers that don't also sound like sex acts. Out of frustration, she threatens to Dolphin Blow them. Of course, based on Cid's comments in Episode 26, the naming scheme was likely deliberate, but poor Tifa remains completely unaware that it wasn't JUST a dojo....
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_dda99fa8	type	Despair Event Horizon
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_dda99fa8	comment	Episode 26: The party reacquires the Black Materia, but thanks to Sephiroth's mind games, Cloud is sent over the Despair Event Horizon and willingly gives it back to Sephiroth. All hell breaks loose as Sephiroth summons Meteor and the WEAPONS built to protect the Planet awaken.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e150c4c7	type	Manchild
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e150c4c7	comment	Manchild: Aerith acts many years younger than her age, possibly due to her mother acting the same way. That said, much of it may be an act. Tifa acts very immature, even intentionally spoiling an otherwise-touching moment between her and Cloud. Cloud eventually calls her on it, saying she can't get over the fact that her father was murdered.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e27825dd	type	FalseMemories
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e27825dd	comment	However, it may be subverted, as Cloud's False Memories mean that the conversation didn't happen as shown. When we see the actual confrontation between the two, Sephiroth appears to just stab Cloud, only bothering to talk to him when Cloud manages to turn the tables on him, never mentioning anything about specifically targeting Cloud's mother, and actually expresses confusion over who Cloud is, implying his mother's death wasn't actually targeted and it was just Cloud's false memories making himself seem more important.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e2decfff	type	With Lyrics
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e2decfff	comment	With Lyrics: Yuffie tends to sing along to whatever tune is relevent to their current situation. In episode 15, she chants along to the victory fanfare.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e3c36782	type	Call-Forward
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e3c36782	comment	Call-Forward: When President Shinra captures the main characters, we get this exchange: Sephiroth's only line in Season 1 nods to his greeting of Cloud in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e43c66bd	type	Art Evolution
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e43c66bd	comment	Art Evolution: Aerith's portrait has a more cartoony look in Season 2. The art style has changed in general beginning in Season 2. Cloud, Barret, Tifa and Red XIII keep their portraits from Season 1, but outside of those portraits, everyone looks more exaggerated and Animesque. Episode 23 is a good example of this.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e4c95972	type	Innocent Bigot
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e4c95972	comment	Innocent Bigot: Red XIII, who is rather simple but ultimately a nice guy, calls Barrett "Black" as an In-Series Nickname. Barrett allows it because of this trope.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e567510d	type	Determinator
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e567510d	comment	Determinator: Cloud has a single-minded focus on finding Sephiroth out of revenge, as in the game. Unfortunately, this doesn't improve his actual competence much and frequently erodes his nicer qualities. He thinks he's pursuing Sephiroth in a quest for revenge over everything he's caused Cloud to lose, but the truth of the matter is that his body was infused with Jenova cells and his "pursuit" was actually a summon to the Reunion.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e70127	type	The Mole
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e70127	comment	Episode 18 has Tifa being suspicious with Cait Sith being The Mole. When Cloud and Aerith ignore this...
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e83f211c	type	O.O.C. Is Serious Business
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e83f211c	comment	Similarly, the very tragedy of Tifa's attitude toward Cloud during Season 1 involves a case of this. In the flashback to them meeting again in Midgar after Nibelheim, when Cloud notices her being unusually kind towards and worried for him, she consciously reverts to her regular bitchy and abusive attitude as a mask to deflect suspicion. Unfortunately, because it is her usual behavior, her well-meaning intentions to hide her genuine concern for Cloud get lost in her dysfunction, resulting her in just being regularly abusive towards Cloud, causing serious harm to their relationship, and many more tragedies, both between and around them, before they finally resolve their issues together in Episode 29.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e942f5ac	type	Loot Boxes
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e942f5ac	comment	Mocked further in episode 23, as Dio listened to Cloud's complaints about GP... and instead went with Loot Saucers. One conversation with Coates later, and he finds out he's now bankrupt for how poorly that idea went over.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e9e35e8f	type	Exact Words
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_e9e35e8f	comment	Exact Words: When giving a comment to the news about his father's death, Rufus says "I loved my father as much as he loved this city and its inhabitants." Keep in mind that his father saw no issue with ordering an entire section of Midgar dropped on top of another section just to kill six people, pointless death and destruction be damned. So Rufus really did love his father as much as he claims. As in, he never loved him.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ea169575	type	AmbiguousSpecies
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ea169575	comment	Characters debating whether Red XIII is a cat or a dog.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_eaf5a1ac	type	Groin Attack
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_eaf5a1ac	comment	Groin Attack: Tifa shatters Reno's pelvis with a single mighty punch when he is trying to take down the Sector Seven plate. He requires surgery to fix his nethers, which he mentions later on.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_eb5b71fe	type	Clingy Jealous Girl
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_eb5b71fe	comment	Clingy Jealous Girl: Aerith wants Cloud all to herself, and is quite hostile to anyone who she perceives as a threat to that. Aerith constantly snarks at Tifa, refuses to heal her when she's poisoned, and in general seems to be trying to hasten Tifa's demise to have Cloud to herself. Also, when Yuffie joins the party, Aerith openly tells her to leave and that the party doesn't need her. This even extends to Materia summons, shown by Aerith "accidentally" destroying Shiva because Cloud and Tifa found her attractive.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_eb8ec7c8	type	Jerkass
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_eb8ec7c8	comment	Jerkass: None of the characters, bar Aerith, her mother, and Red XIII, are nice people, being quick to insult others or get violent, and even Aerith has a rather subtle nasty streak. Once they all stop being this trope, they become much more competent, functional, and are truly worthy of being heroes.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ebbf48c0	type	Silent Credits
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ebbf48c0	comment	Silent Credits: After Aerith's death in episode 25, the normally upbeat victory fanfare is cut as Tifa's icon leaves flowers to mark the occasion in silence. Episode 27 counts, but it's downplayed, as, while it lacks the fanfare, "From the Edge of Despair" is left playing with a sad image of Tifa, highlighting her own brokenness over Cloud's comatose state just after he'd completely been broken by Sephiroth and indirectly by her.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ecd42310	type	Goldfish Poop Gang
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ecd42310	comment	Goldfish Poop Gang: Individually, the Turks can be intimidating. In fact, Reno, Tseng, and Rude are all at their most dangerous when the party encounters them without any of their fellows. In their first appearance as a group, however, they lose nearly all credibility. Granted, this is thanks to Elena joining their ranks to replace Reno while he's in surgery, but even when she's not with them and Reno's back, they still end up making fools of themselves.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ece6f910	type	Moment Killer
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ece6f910	comment	While Tifa and Cloud bicker a lot, they are shown to genuinely care for each other. Tifa shows concern when Cloud is in danger and wants to help him. When Cloud sees Tifa with Don Corneo he doesn't hesitate to go on a rescue mission, going as far as to cross-dress, and Tifa is clearly happy to hear that he didn't die in the fall. Tifa even stays behind to help Cloud in Episode 10, and they share a touching moment, before Tifa makes a 69 joke to intentionally kill the mood.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ee4d0515	type	Overworld Not to Scale
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ee4d0515	comment	By the end of Season One, the party is set up to go on their epic, globetrotting journey, but Overworld Not to Scale is apparently not in effect.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f1356f5e	type	Speaks Fluent Animal
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f1356f5e	comment	Speaks Fluent Animal: Aerith can understand the Zolom. Cloud is apoplectic at wondering how, until Aerith says the snake think he's really strong, at which point Cloud is totally on board. Somehow, Red can understand Ultimate WEAPON, so it's able to translate that it doesn't want to fight them. Barret lampshades the impossibility of him being able to understand "a world-protecting dragon". Red chalks it off to taking a night class.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f2877d9e	type	IncrediblyLamePun
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f2877d9e	comment	Cloud's terrible one-liners.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f288cf3	type	Innocent Innuendo
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f288cf3	comment	Cloud frequently making fun of the names of moves Tifa learned from "Zangan's Dungeon of Fisting", specifically her "[Innocent Innuendo Dolphin Blow]]".
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f2c895f	type	Your Terrorists Are Our Freedom Fighters
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f2c895f	comment	Your Terrorists Are Our Freedom Fighters: Directly invoked in Episode 2, where Tifa and Cloud argue about what AVALANCHE is doing:
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f360fc33	type	Dumbass Has a Point
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f360fc33	comment	Dumbass Has a Point: Stoner rather than dumbass, but when Elmyra bases her assumption of Barret being Marlene's father on the fact that Marlene has a gun and Barret's hand is a gun, Barret admits it's a fair assessment.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f36c4f98	type	Easily Forgiven
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f36c4f98	comment	After all the crap he's pulled, Cait Sith is NOT Easily Forgiven even after he bares his soul to the party, with Tifa, Cid, and Barret making it overwhelmingly clear that they'll kill him if he betrays them again. Even after helping save their asses after Cloud royally f**ked up, Barret has no intention of apologizing to him. In fact, Barret initially instantly shoots down Cait Sith's idea on the grounds that he's a spy before the latter convinces him by bugging Rufus' meeting.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f4033207	type	MoodKiller
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f4033207	comment	Mood Killer: Tifa in episode 10, when she purposely counteracts her desire to make sure Cloud was safe by making a lame "Floor 69" joke.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f5c3defd	type	Cosmic Deadline
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f5c3defd	comment	Cosmic Deadline: The first twenty-five episodes cover the entirety of Disc 1, culminating with Aerith's death; however, following said event, the series plows through Disc 2 at such a pace that, by the end of episode thirty, the Sister Ray has been moved to Midgar, setting the stage for the climactic battle against Hojo. This is understandable, though, and arguably necessary, considering that Cloud's Sephiroth-induced identity breakdown and later resolution of the same with Tifa's help are the only non-optional significant plot and character development-related scenes in Disc 2, barring the climax. Most of Disc 2 is devoted to the Huge Materia subplot, which, while offering bits of character development for the rest of the cast, doesn't feature nearly as much material to draw from as Disc 1.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f7d4f121	type	Mushroom Samba
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f7d4f121	comment	Mushroom Samba: Episode 7 has Tifa have some of Elmyra's "special cookies" and she sees a unicorn that turns into snakes.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f87c42d4	type	Video Game Cruelty Potential
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f87c42d4	comment	Video Game Cruelty Potential: Yuffie and Tifa play Mog House at the Gold Saucer, and deliberatly kill the protaganist just to laugh hysterically at it.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f91d1d4f	type	Darkest Hour
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f91d1d4f	comment	Darkest Hour: The end of Episode 7: Aerith has been kidnapped by the Turks and taken off to Shinra HQ. Cloud, Barret, and Tifa barely escape the destruction of Sector 7, and the rest of AVALANCHE is dead. Barret also suffers a brief Heroic BSoD and it takes Tifa telling him that Cloud dressed up as a woman to snap him out of it. Episodes 9 and 10: The party is captured just as they're about to escape Shinra HQ and sentenced to be subjects in Hojo's breeding program. However, they're set free by Sephiroth, who went on a rampage through the building and murdered the President. Rufus pins his death on the party and they are forced to leave Midgar (with Barret leaving Marlene behind with Elmyra) so they can find Sephiroth and clear their names. Episode 16: After one rant-inducing slight too many, Barret has called off his friendship with Red and left the party, with Red having gone off to cry in a corner somewhere. Along with Cait Sith, Cloud and Aerith have once again been blamed for murders they didn't commit and are about to be thrown into Corel Prison, and Tifa and Yuffie have no idea they're in trouble. Episode 24: After all the effort they went through to get the Black Materia, Sephiroth Mind Rapes Cloud into giving it to him. Episode 25: Aerith is dead, and Cloud lapses into Tranquil Fury, determined to kill Sephiroth in revenge. (It should also be noted that, despite being a parody series, all of this is Played for Drama.) Episode 26: The party reacquires the Black Materia, but thanks to Sephiroth's mind games, Cloud is sent over the Despair Event Horizon and willingly gives it back to Sephiroth. All hell breaks loose as Sephiroth summons Meteor and the WEAPONS built to protect the Planet awaken. Episode 27: Tifa and Barret escape from Shinra custody and reunite with the rest of the party, but Meteor is now floating over the Planet. To make matters worse, Cloud is in a near-vegetative state due to Mako poisoning, and Tifa refuses to leave his side until he comes out of it.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f97b5d33	type	Shoo Out the Clowns
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f97b5d33	comment	As well as when Cait Sith blows his stack when the group likens him to the rest of the Shinra execs. Note that a few seconds earlier, Cid saying "fucker" also goes uncensored, letting you know the scene is turning serious.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f9f2c33	type	Running Gag
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_f9f2c33	comment	Running Gag: Somebody telling somebody else (usually Cloud) "Don't fuck up!" and every possible variation. Plans involving explosives are likely to go wrong, especially when Cloud is around. The fact that the pinball machine in 7th Heaven is a horrible choice for the secret entrance to the AVALANCHE base is brought up frequently since there may be people who might be interested in playing. The Shinra Tower Secretary is being used in the same vein. The squelching noise as Cloud gains or loses the Party in My Pocket. It understandably grosses him out. Cloud hearing the voice in his head while he's asleep or unconscious, only for said voice to say something weird or awkward. He wakes up see someone talking to him, turning out to be a Crashing Dream. Shinra's plan of dropping a section of [Midgar] city on top of another section of the city is frequently pointed out as excessive at least and insane at worst, before and after the deed is done. Barret's frustration of facing Shindra's robots, especially when his friends have trouble dealing with them while he's around. Characters debating whether Red XIII is a cat or a dog. Cloud's terrible one-liners. Cloud frequently making fun of the names of moves Tifa learned from "Zangan's Dungeon of Fisting", specifically her "[Innocent Innuendo Dolphin Blow]]". Cid's running gag of mentioning his ancestors, who are also named Cid. Yuffie's standard exit is yelling "Yuffie out!" and vanishing in a puff of smoke Cait Sith explicitly being unrecognized by the Shinra execs the party encounters even while he's airing his grievances as Reeve towards them, and clearly talks to them like he knows them personally. Anytime anything remotely dark or morbid is brought up, Mog interjects with something nihilistically. Any time the spiders that have nested in Vincent's body are mentioned, for some reason, they always crawl over Barret's face, much to the latter's natural horror. It's implied this happens far more than whenever the bugs are brought up.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_fb3576b2	type	The Dog Bites Back
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_fb3576b2	comment	The Dog Bites Back: Cloud stands up for himself against Tifa at the end of Episode 3. Given the source material, it gets literal when Red XIII mauls Hojo after Barret shoots open the cell. Cloud gets another chance at the end of Episode 10 when Tifa's comment about Cloud feeling "safest" when in her presence finally causes him to snap and unload a scathing verbal beatdown on her.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_fb9e25e9	type	Team Mom
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_fb9e25e9	comment	The movie cements it best, between Zack's final monologue in Cloud's flashback over why he and Cloud wanted strength compared to everyone else, Cloud's finally letting go of his need to be recognized as SOLDIER, Ultimate WEAPON recognizing AVALANCHE not for their strength, but their acts of heroism against Shinra, Tifa graduating to full Team Mom status, and the general emphasis of choosing empathy over force, especially in Aerith's ending monologue.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_fbd285b7	type	Comically Missing the Point
Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_fbd285b7	comment	Comically Missing the Point: Cloud thinks that the Mako reactor is a totally eco-friendly, zero-emissions factory until Barret points out the chimneys spouting green smoke. Palmer is more horrified that President Shinra's metaphor ends without the pay-off than he is that President Shinra got stabbed by Sephiroth.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_fe0330fb	comment	Brick Joke: At the beginning and end of Episode 1, both Barret and Cloud utter the phrase "Tifa, your friend is killing me," respectively. In Episode 4, Rude sent soldiers to "babysit" Reno due to an incident involving a falafel stand. In Episode 7, one of Reeve's arguments against dropping a entire section of the city onto Sector 7 is that Sector 7 contains a falafel stand that all of the Shinra executives really love. Episode 16 has one of Cait Sith's "fortunes" (actually excerpts from Reeve's diary) mention that a Shinder date had cancelled on him, only to find her making out with another guy at the falafel stand. Two in Episode 6, the first one being the drugstore owner finally being asked for what he sells, and AVALANCHE's hideout being discovered by one of Don Corneo's agents playing on the Seventh Heaven pinball machine. In Episode 11, Cloud suggests Sephiroth give a Pre-Mortem One-Liner "sorry to cut this meeting short" the next time he kills an opponent. Later in that episode, Sephiroth uses it when he slashes Tifa. At the start of the series, one of the options on the Start Menu is "HD Remake." The player gets a fail sound effect when they try to pick it. At the start of the finale movie, which came out after the remake finally did, the option gets stolen by an Arbiter of Fate.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ff5a74c8	comment	President Shinra apparently believed Talking Is a Free Action, which wound up getting him killed by Sephiroth.
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Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged (Web Animation) / int_ff7b34f9	comment	Midgard Channel 7 News may be a less then accurate news source. But that doesn't mean the people running it aren't human. During the news coverage of the WEAPONS awakening, the ticker writer leaves partway through broadcast in distress and more of the news team ends up leaving throughout Episode 27. Tom, the host, when faced with the news of the world destroying WEAPONS waking up, is far less composed then prior appearances. Upon being told that they have been active for a week and he (and most of the rest of the world) is only just now finding out, he rightfully calls his team out. When his team try to move the story on to AVALANCHE's capture to keep the news cycle going, he snaps. Professional news anchor for a corrupt regime or not, finding out about a world ending threat will break anyone's composure and will make every other story presented seem insignificant by comparison.
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