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"This trope once killed a man with a pair of galoshes." "This trope once killed a man with a harmonica." "This trope once killed a man with a bowl of chicken soup!" "This trope once killed a man with a ballpoint pen!" "Yeah? Well this trope once killed a man... with two paper clips, some fishing line, and a rubber band!" Few things can establish one's badass cred quite like claiming to have killed someone with something no one would think of as a weapon of any sort, let alone a lethal one. Compare Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon and Improvised Weapon. May overlap with The Pen Is Mightier. A Badass Boast Trope. Can also be a Stock Phrase. |
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Fairbanks of Sore Thumbs is proud of the fact that he killed two terrorists with a bowl of soup. |
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In the sequel, we get a Call-Back when two men have that conversation again, and one of them Lampshades the improbability of it: "Who the fuck can do that?!" Later, we get to see him do this to two guys. It's not pretty. |
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X-Men: Played for Laughs in Professor Xavier and the X-Men #5, with a pair of random mercenaries' dialogue before the X-Men show up. |
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In The Dragon Doctors, when Blue finally forces Frankie to spill the beans about his mobster boss Cary, he says she once boasted of killing a roomful of rival mobsters using only pocket change. It later turns out that this was literally true, thanks to a Super Strength that somehow bypasses anti-magic fields. |
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Doom Patrol: The Beard-Hunter in Grant Morrison's run at one point boasts that he knows 100 ways to kill a man using a box of matches and a TV remote control. |
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Lina's sister Luna Inverse from Slayers is often said to have slain a dragon with a butter knife. |
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From Angel: |
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Captain Archer of Star Trek: Enterprise once stabs a Xindi with a statue of Zefram Cochrane. |
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This exchange from Castle: |
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Titus: "Look in your medicine cabinet. Anything in there, my mom can kill you with it. Well, except moist towelettes, you know, with those, she can just MAIM YOU." |
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In The Secret Life of Pets, when Max and Duke are forced to make up a story about how they "killed" their previous owners, they claim to have used a spoon. Subverted when Snowball doesn't believe them, claiming it's impossible to kill someone with a spoon, and they hurriedly change their story to explain that they used the spoon to turn on a blender. |
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In the Miraculous Ladybug episode "Dark Owl", the titular villain traps the heroes in a Drowning Pit which he begins to fill with whipped cream, explaining that it is too thick to breathe in, yet not thick enough to swim or float in. |
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In the comic neo-noir Mr Blank, Tariq Suliman the notorious assassin, once stabbed a guy to death with a pillow. |
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In Housemates, Loki decides that Coulson could kill someone with a Swiss army knife... or Jane Foster's bunny slippers. |
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In Half-Life 2: Episode 2, a Rebel-in-Training at the White Forest Base first claims to have used AR3s (which don't exist), then claims to have killed Hunters (alien tripod cyborgs that are rather deadly) "with his own hands." |
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In the literary chronicle of Truman Capote, In Cold Blood, Dick Hickock decided to ask Perry Smith to help him with his "hit" because Perry told him that once he killed a black man by hitting him with a bicycle chain, "just for fun". |
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Many Chuck Norris Facts. |
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In Alpha Protocol, Steven Heck casually mentions that at sufficient velocity, soccer balls can decapitate people. He's also apparently killed Vatican officials using communion wafers, and at one point killed a man by impaling him with a ten-speed mountain bike. |
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In an early Dilbert strip, Dilbert unintentionally killed the vice president of his company with an ear of corn when the other guy started a food fight. Dilbert apparently threw the corn hard enough to knock him out and he drowned in his soup. Later in jail, Dilbert's burly cellmate asks him why he's stuck there. Dilbert tells him that he killed a man with an ear of corn after being provoked. Cue the cellmate's Oh, Crap! expression when they get corn on the cob for lunch. |
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SCP Foundation provides us with SCP-076-2 aka. "Able" (who apparently is an Abel who Came Back Wrong), who is, among his other incredibly lethal skills, capable of "breaking a man's jaw using a Nerf sword." |
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Discworld: In Sourcery, Conina inherited her Barbarian Hero father's combat instincts, but her personal choice of profession is hairdresser. Thus, she has a long history of using crimps, bobby pins, combs and other tonsorial implements as weapons. Her entry in the Discworld encyclopedia goes even farther, and claims she can turn absolutely anything - a hairgrip, a piece of paper, a hamster - into a deadly weapon. In Making Money, Mr. Bent performs Assassin Outclassin'. With balloon animals. It turns out "battle clowning", a martial art that incorporates slapstick staples, is an ancient tradition in the fools guild and he's something of a savant in it despite not being a member. The Assassins Guild Yearbook diary lists Famous Instruments of Dispatch. Some of the odder ones are explained, others aren't. These include a teddy bear (students have been known to stay awake worrying about this), a teaspoon ("Details are sketchy, and perhaps this is just as well"), and an occasion when both assassin and client killed each other with fish (one frozen, one live), in the middle of a desert ("There are many aspects of this fight that remain a mystery"). |
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In Making Money, Mr. Bent performs Assassin Outclassin'. With balloon animals. It turns out "battle clowning", a martial art that incorporates slapstick staples, is an ancient tradition in the fools guild and he's something of a savant in it despite not being a member. |
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In Xena: Warrior Princess, assassin Sinteres is said to be deadly with any weapon. King of Thieves Autolycus, posing as Sinteres, has to demonstrate this by killing a man with a thrown toothpick although Xena's use of a grappling hook helped. |
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3rd Rock from the Sun: "I should warn you that I have killed men with everything from a steak knife, to a penny dropped from a skyscraper!" |
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In Max Payne, when you finally meet Rico Muerte face to face, he's getting a blowjob from a hooker while telling a story about this trope. Canon never directly addresses the question of whether or not it's actually true, but given the guy barely even qualifies as an Elite Mook in gameplay terms (the only thing that makes him more dangerous than average is the fact he's the first enemy you encounter who has a fully automatic weapon) it's reasonable to assume he's full of crap. |
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Wait long enough around the Dark Brotherhood in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and the radiant conversation engine will eventually lead to a discussion of one of the other assassins' rather...unique methods. Nothing is ever stated outright, but judging by the implements it's very heavily implied they suspended, then suddenly dropped the equivalent of a walrus onto three people and killed them. |
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Doythaban, from Schlock Mercenary, has killed people by spitting on them. And also by urinating on them. It helps that he was medically altered to have exploding saliva and to urinate high-strength acid. Don't ask about the shaped charges... |
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The protagonist of Trevanian's novel Shibumi, Nicholaï Hel is skilled in a martial art which involves the use of ordinary objects as lethal weapons. |
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The Dark Knight: The Joker's magic trick. "I'm going to make this pencil disappear... TA-DA! It's gone." |
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In an Azumanga Daioh and Battle Royale crossover. Sakaki's weapon of choice was a plush cat (she didn't really think it through), but at least she picked up a sickle from a fallen opponent later. Osaka chose a paper fan. She won - and that despite her not realizing that she was allowed to take better weapons from those she'd killed. She also makes a remark about considering using a rubber band, and is infamous as the dreaded 'Ayumu "Paper-clip" Kasuga'. Really. |
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In The Winx Club Loops the Patchamen once killed a skilled warrior by beating him to death with napkins-and that's without being Loopers. Justified because they're ninja, and insanely good ones at that. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_699805dd |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_699805dd |
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| The Winx Club Loops (Fanfic) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_699805dd |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1234ed |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1234ed |
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Dwarf Fortress: A player once killed a bronze colossus by throwing a fluffy wambler at its head, resulting in the head being torn clean off (see this forum thread for details). Actually you can kill something with just about anything if you are creative and/or persistent enough. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1234ed |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1234ed |
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| Dwarf Fortress (Video Game) |
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| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1d09b3 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1d09b3 |
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The home-built Rock-It Launcher in Fallout 3 is a high-velocity Noodle Implement launcher that turns ordinary Wasteland junk into lethal projectiles. Cutlery, books, spare parts, and even teddy bears can be used as Rock-It Launcher ammo. But the most useful ammo for it is pre-war money, because it weighs nothing in your inventory. It returns in Fallout 4, renamed the Junk Jet. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1d09b3 |
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| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1d09b3 |
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| Fallout 3 (Video Game) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c1d09b3 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c9193a1 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c9193a1 |
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The Venture Brothers: Rusty Venture once killed a man with a housekey. His father forced him to. He was ten. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c9193a1 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c9193a1 |
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1.0 |
| TheVentureBrothers |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6c9193a1 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6cb2d709 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6cb2d709 |
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In the Harry Potter Dark Fic A Shattered Prophecy Harry, the Dark Lord's assassin, kills one of the Aurors guarding him by shoving a feather quill into his throat. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6cb2d709 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6cb2d709 |
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1.0 |
| Harry Potter (Franchise) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6cb2d709 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6e71dd23 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6e71dd23 |
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In Animated Inanimate Battle, Coconut kills Whoopee Cushion off-screen in between episodes 2 and 3 using table salt. While we do see Coconut sprinkling salt onto Whoopee Cushion, how the latter died remains to the viewer's imagination. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6e71dd23 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6e71dd23 |
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| Animated Inanimate Battle (Web Animation) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6e71dd23 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6ef778a2 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6ef778a2 |
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In The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Bobbin (District 8's male tribute in the Tenth Hunger Games) claims to know five ways of killing someone with a sewing needle. However, no further details are given, so he may or may not have been exaggerating. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6ef778a2 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6ef778a2 |
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1.0 |
| The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_6ef778a2 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_708ae58b |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_708ae58b |
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Dan from DMFA has claimed twice to taken on deathknights (undead powered automations) with only a spork. One character implies that she may have even witnessed at least one of these incidents but offered no details. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_708ae58b |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_708ae58b |
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1.0 |
| Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures (Webcomic) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_708ae58b |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_75149ccd |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_75149ccd |
comment |
In Iron Fist, Wraith Squadron medic Ton Phanan is shown killing someone with a laser scalpel. That much at least gets explained (he cut the victim's throat), but he then mentions that, under the right circumstances, he could also kill with his bandages, disinfectant sprays, tranquilizers, and even bacta treatments. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_75149ccd |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_75149ccd |
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1.0 |
| X-Wing Series |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_75149ccd |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7668653a |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7668653a |
comment |
Professor Mordin from Mass Effect 2 once killed somebody with "farming equipment." Later revealed, according to the Shadow Broker's file on him, to be a pitchfork. Less odd of a weapon considering the namesake of the Torches and Pitchforks trope, but how and who he killed makes up for it... through a charging Krogan's eye. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7668653a |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7668653a |
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1.0 |
| Mass Effect 2 (Video Game) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7668653a |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_77184a72 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_77184a72 |
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Victorious: In the episode "Tori Fixes beck and Jade", Jade West corners Tori and Andre in a broom closet and threatens to kill them with a roll of toilet paper. Andre is left wondering how that's even possible, but he believes it enough to grab as many toilet paper rolls as he can hold. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_77184a72 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_77184a72 |
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1.0 |
| Victorious |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_77184a72 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7f2f55ad |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7f2f55ad |
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The Punisher MAX: One mook is called Inky because he killed a man with a pen. Subverted in that they describe, in great detail, how it happened. In the comic proper, Frank once kills a man with nothing but his lunch (club sandwich, Mai Tai, and very hot salsa). Take the toothpick from the sandwich and leave it to soak in the salsa, insert it into the straw from the cocktail, and fire the improvised blowdart into a mobster's ear as you're walking past. This continuity's version of Bullseye is mentioned to have actually done this to somebody. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7f2f55ad |
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-0.3 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7f2f55ad |
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1.0 |
| The Punisher MAX (Comic Book) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_7f2f55ad |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_83022f98 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_83022f98 |
comment |
In The Chronicles of Riddick, upon coming across several guys menacing his friend Kyra, Riddick threatens to kill the ringleader with a teacup. And he does it. As the dead guy's friends stare in disbelief, he takes out a sardine can key, and sets it, slowly and meaningfully, on the same rock where the teacup was, then gives them a look that clearly says, "Who's next?" |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_83022f98 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_83022f98 |
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| TheChroniclesOfRiddick |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_83022f98 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_89ca70d8 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_89ca70d8 |
comment |
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac apparently did "horrible things with salad tongs". |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_89ca70d8 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_89ca70d8 |
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1.0 |
| Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (Comic Book) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_89ca70d8 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8ba43df |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8ba43df |
comment |
John Wick: In the first movie, Viggo claims to have seen John kill three men with a pencil during a bar fight. In the sequel, we get a Call-Back when two men have that conversation again, and one of them Lampshades the improbability of it: "Who the fuck can do that?!" Later, we get to see him do this to two guys. It's not pretty. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8ba43df |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8ba43df |
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1.0 |
| John Wick |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8ba43df |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8cc1090a |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8cc1090a |
comment |
From Sleeper: "I just beat a man insensible with a strawberry!" Granted, it was a giant strawberry... |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8cc1090a |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8cc1090a |
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1.0 |
| Sleeper |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8cc1090a |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8d81bb26 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8d81bb26 |
comment |
On NCIS, Ziva David boasted that she can kill a man eighteen different ways with a paperclip. Safety recommends she be believed. And from the episode "Jet Lag": In the same episode, she also states earphone cables could serve as a garrotte. She also told Tony, after he would not stop eating, that she would kill him with his spoon. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8d81bb26 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8d81bb26 |
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1.0 |
| NCIS |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8d81bb26 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f072a6c |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f072a6c |
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In New Hope University: Major In Murder, Ashley Coelho kills Eugene Alameda by having the latter choke to death on a meatball sub. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f072a6c |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f072a6c |
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1.0 |
| New Hope University: Major In Murder (Fanfic) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f072a6c |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f25225c |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f25225c |
comment |
Danganronpa has had some odd improvised weapons, but Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony chapter 4 takes the cake; the victim was killed with toilet paper. For context, the characters were in a virtual reality program at the time. In that world, all objects are unbreakable, so the toilet paper was as good as a real rope for strangling, and anything that was obviously a weapon had been deleted beforehand. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f25225c |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f25225c |
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1.0 |
| Danganronpa (Franchise) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_8f25225c |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9068877a |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9068877a |
comment |
Red vs. Blue: Church relates how Tex once beat a man to death with his own skull early in Season 1. Season 14 reveals that wasn't quite how it happened...though Private Jimmy probably would have preferred that to his actual demise. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9068877a |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9068877a |
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1.0 |
| Red vs. Blue (Web Animation) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9068877a |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_90c73dda |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_90c73dda |
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In Animorphs' The Separation, Mean Rachel happily tells Nice Rachel how she beat up an army of Hork-Bajir with her own severed (bear) arm. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_90c73dda |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_90c73dda |
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1.0 |
| Animorphs |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_90c73dda |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_93957860 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_93957860 |
comment |
The Somewhat Cracked Mind Of Uchiha Itachi: Yoshino Nara (Shikamaru's mother), during the Invasion, kills a guy with her sandal. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_93957860 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_93957860 |
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1.0 |
| The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi / Fan Fic |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_93957860 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9535dfe4 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9535dfe4 |
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The protagonist of Grosse Pointe Blank once killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. Later, he kills an assassin sent for him with a fountain pen. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9535dfe4 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9535dfe4 |
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1.0 |
| Grosse Pointe Blank |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9535dfe4 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_95f45f6b |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_95f45f6b |
comment |
In Shadowrun Returns: Hong Kong Gaichû has a pair of chopsticks in his box of memorabilia. If you ask him about them he tells the player character that he once killed an enemy executive with them during an assassination Gone Horribly Wrong (the executive's girlfriend was a mage and disarmed him of his other weapons, so Gaichû stabbed him in the eye with the chopsticks). |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_95f45f6b |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_95f45f6b |
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1.0 |
| Shadowrun Returns / Videogame |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_95f45f6b |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9888e7c2 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9888e7c2 |
comment |
In Dan Vs. "The Salvation Armed Forces," Dan tells his friend Chris that the bell ringer knows twelve ways to kill a man with a bell. Chris thinks about it, but can only come up with one. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9888e7c2 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9888e7c2 |
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1.0 |
| Dan Vs. |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9888e7c2 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_98c55b59 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_98c55b59 |
comment |
A minor NPC from Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magick Obscura, a Deadly Doctor, used a pen to stab a man to death. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_98c55b59 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_98c55b59 |
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1.0 |
| Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magick Obscura (Video Game) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_98c55b59 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_994af351 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_994af351 |
comment |
In Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, the first two murders are committed using a miniature statue of "The Thinker" with a built-in clock. Granted, it can be used as a blunt weapon, and the statue part doubles as a handle, but it's one of the stranger murder weapons. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_994af351 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_994af351 |
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1.0 |
| Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Visual Novel) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_994af351 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_99c003af |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_99c003af |
comment |
The Boondocks episode "Granddad's Fight": |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_99c003af |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_99c003af |
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1.0 |
| The Boondocks |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_99c003af |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9a67b688 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9a67b688 |
comment |
Some murder cases in Case Closed involve impossible weapons. In Shinichi's very first case, the murder weapon turned out to be a bra wire. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9a67b688 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9a67b688 |
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1.0 |
| Case Closed (Manga) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9a67b688 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9c9ca99b |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9c9ca99b |
comment |
In 50% OFF, an Abridged Series of Free!, Thugisa claims to have once killed a man with a Speak-N-Spell. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9c9ca99b |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9c9ca99b |
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1.0 |
| 50% OFF (Web Video) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9c9ca99b |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9fa7d06a |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9fa7d06a |
comment |
In Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei, Nozomu has heard of a soldier who once took down an enemy battalion with only a volume of Kimagure Orange Road. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9fa7d06a |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9fa7d06a |
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1.0 |
| Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei (Manga) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_9fa7d06a |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a183d57f |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a183d57f |
comment |
Futurama: Roberto to Bender: "You ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard..." |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a183d57f |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a183d57f |
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1.0 |
| Futurama |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a183d57f |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a54eef52 |
comment |
Used in the English dub of Hetalia: Axis Powers, when Germany is angry with Italy for sleeping late. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a54eef52 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a54eef52 |
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1.0 |
| Hetalia: Axis Powers (Webcomic) |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a54eef52 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5549ed0 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5549ed0 |
comment |
Samson from The Bible killed a thousand Philistine soldiers with a jawbone of an ass. This is less improbable than it sounds however. This was a real weapon used by pre-Bronze Age humans. Sharpened flint blades were bound into the tooth sockets, and then it was used as a sort of club. Although prone to breaking, it is highly likely to be lethal. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5549ed0 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5549ed0 |
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1.0 |
| The Bible |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5549ed0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5ee9024 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5ee9024 |
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Cards Against Humanity has a black card that reads "That's right, I killed ________. How, you ask? ________." |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5ee9024 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5ee9024 |
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1.0 |
| Cards Against Humanity (Tabletop Game) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a5ee9024 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a90d239a |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a90d239a |
comment |
In Psychonauts, if Raz shows Coach Oleander a button: |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a90d239a |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a90d239a |
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1.0 |
| Psychonauts (Video Game) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_a90d239a |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b712435c |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b712435c |
comment |
In the Leverage episode "The Wedding Job," Eliot takes down The Butcher of Kiev by shoving stuffed mushrooms (spritzed with lemon juice) into his eyes. In "The Cross My Hearts Job" he claims to have fought a man with a Nerf sword in Damascus in 2002, though we don't get to hear details. In "The Two Live Crew Job," Mikel Dayan is said to have killed a man with a mop. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b712435c |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b712435c |
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1.0 |
| Leverage |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b712435c |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b8c39fe6 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b8c39fe6 |
comment |
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: Apparently, Xenk once fended off a Beholder with nothing but a sharpened gourd. Edgin doesn't believe this. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b8c39fe6 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b8c39fe6 |
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1.0 |
| Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_b8c39fe6 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c43df4d8 |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c43df4d8 |
comment |
In Melody Malone, River Song tells the reader that she once killed someone with a fedora. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c43df4d8 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c43df4d8 |
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1.0 |
| Doctor Who |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c43df4d8 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c4eb086f |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c4eb086f |
comment |
Stories abound in the tabletop RPG community about characters killing dangerous monsters with improbable implements due to the player pulling a Critical Hit when making an attack roll in desperation/spite. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c4eb086f |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c4eb086f |
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1.0 |
| Critical Hit |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c4eb086f |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c511c682 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c511c682 |
comment |
Asterix in Corsica: One Corsican is said to be so dumb that before he could grasp anything one could "stone a donkey to death with ripe figs". |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c511c682 |
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1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c511c682 |
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1.0 |
| Asterix (Comic Book) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c511c682 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c59ec4c1 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c59ec4c1 |
comment |
Actually happens in Michael Fleisher's In Name Only sequel to Harlem Heroes when Slice kills a man by throwing his ID card at his throat. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c59ec4c1 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c59ec4c1 |
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1.0 |
| In Name Only |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c59ec4c1 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c73cdac2 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c73cdac2 |
comment |
In The Darkness, Jackie once kills a guy with chopsticks. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c73cdac2 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c73cdac2 |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| The Darkness (Comic Book) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_c73cdac2 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cc1ec7ec |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cc1ec7ec |
comment |
Daredevil: Being both an Improbable Weapon User and a Psycho for Hire, Bullseye has used pretty much every weapon available, including toothpicks and his own teeth. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cc1ec7ec |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cc1ec7ec |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Daredevil / Comicbook |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cc1ec7ec |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cdae54af |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cdae54af |
comment |
In Sourcery, Conina inherited her Barbarian Hero father's combat instincts, but her personal choice of profession is hairdresser. Thus, she has a long history of using crimps, bobby pins, combs and other tonsorial implements as weapons. Her entry in the Discworld encyclopedia goes even farther, and claims she can turn absolutely anything - a hairgrip, a piece of paper, a hamster - into a deadly weapon. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cdae54af |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cdae54af |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Sourcery |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_cdae54af |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce258cf2 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce258cf2 |
comment |
This conversation from Yes, Dear: |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce258cf2 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce258cf2 |
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1.0 |
| Yes, Dear |
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Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce258cf2 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce50887e |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce50887e |
comment |
Mercenary Tao Pai Pai from Dragon Ball is so skilled he can kill anyone with anything, when he is ordered to execute General Blue for his failures he tells him he'll only use his tongue, Blue finds this ridiculous, until he uses his tongue to pierce his skull, later he kills a tailor by poking him in the forehead. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce50887e |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce50887e |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Dragon Ball (Manga) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ce50887e |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ceed770c |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ceed770c |
comment |
In Shadow War, this is referenced in Deathstroke Inc. #8. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ceed770c |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ceed770c |
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1.0 |
| Shadow War (Comic Book) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ceed770c |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_d78241e7 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_d78241e7 |
comment |
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels: "Hatchet" Harry beat a man to death with a 12-inch black rubber dildo. This anecdote is told specifically as a means of underline that "Hatchet Harry is a man you pay, when you owe". |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_d78241e7 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_d78241e7 |
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1.0 |
| Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_d78241e7 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_da92c130 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_da92c130 |
comment |
In Erfworld, Wanda refuses to let prisoner Jillian eat her sushi with chopsticks: |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_da92c130 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_da92c130 |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Erfworld (Webcomic) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_da92c130 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e293455a |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e293455a |
comment |
In the second episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy mentions having once killed a vampire using only an exacto knife. She also uses a pencil once, somewhere along the line. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e293455a |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e293455a |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e293455a |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e356cbe8 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e356cbe8 |
comment |
In Shoot 'Em Up, Clive Owen kills two men with a carrot. One of which happens in the first two minutes, it just gets crazier from there. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e356cbe8 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e356cbe8 |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Shoot 'Em Up |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e356cbe8 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e3a6c9d0 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e3a6c9d0 |
comment |
Azrael from the webcomic Life and Death once killed Cthulhu with a gopher and a damp sponge. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e3a6c9d0 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e3a6c9d0 |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Life and Death (Webcomic) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e3a6c9d0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e5feb1e |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e5feb1e |
comment |
Some of the murder weapons in the Ace Attorney series can be very strange things no killer in their right mind would ever think of using to off someone. Of course, in the Ace Attorney universe, barely anyone is in their right mind. A notable example is the final murder weapon of Investigations 2, which is a hot air balloon. And even that isn't as strange as what everyone originally thought killed the victim: A Kaiju stepped on him. In Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, the first two murders are committed using a miniature statue of "The Thinker" with a built-in clock. Granted, it can be used as a blunt weapon, and the statue part doubles as a handle, but it's one of the stranger murder weapons. The third killer in Justice for All used a metal bust of the defendant to kill the victim. The reason Phoenix gets involved is because a series of coincidences then led a witness to mistake the bust for the actual defendant, who Phoenix then has to represent in court. The Big Bad of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney committed murder with a grape juice bottle, a poisoned stamp, and attempts murder with poisoned nail polish. Candice Arme's murder is an odd one. She's killed by a bomb, but not in the obvious way; her killer hit her over the head with it. The murder in Spirit of Justice's fourth case was committed by smothering the victim with udon dough. Because the murderer killed the victim in a fit of blind rage, and the dough was the closest thing available. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e5feb1e |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e5feb1e |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Ace Attorney (Franchise) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e5feb1e |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e8fb844e |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e8fb844e |
comment |
In Daredevil Bullseye kills a guy with "darts" made from straightened paper clips. Later he kills someone with a peanut (slightly subverted in that she dies from the peanut being thrown into her mouth where she chokes on it, not from the peanut impacting her or severing something). |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e8fb844e |
featureApplicability |
-0.3 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e8fb844e |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Daredevil |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_e8fb844e |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_eb3f3551 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_eb3f3551 |
comment |
Mass Effect: Andromeda: Cora Harper can mention she once saw an asari kill a krogan with a pack of cards. "Choking hazard", apparently. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_eb3f3551 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_eb3f3551 |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Mass Effect: Andromeda (Video Game) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_eb3f3551 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_f634206e |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_f634206e |
comment |
In Ratatouille, Sous-Chef Horst is said to have served time in prison, but every time someone asks him why he tells a different story. These include robbing a bank with only a ballpoint pen, creating a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon, or having "killed a man...with this thumb!" We never know for sure which story (if any) is true, but simply showing that thumb to Skinner is enough to scare him off. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_f634206e |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_f634206e |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Ratatouille |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_f634206e |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fc439a61 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fc439a61 |
comment |
A notable example is the final murder weapon of Investigations 2, which is a hot air balloon. And even that isn't as strange as what everyone originally thought killed the victim: A Kaiju stepped on him. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fc439a61 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fc439a61 |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth (Visual Novel) |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fc439a61 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fcfec4b6 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fcfec4b6 |
comment |
While Kirika Yumura of Noir prefers to use her gun, if necessary, she will use anything she can get her hands on to take her enemies down. The list of non-weapon items she has killed people with includes neckties, forks, her student ID, and a toy truck. She has also wounded a man with his own sunglasses and used popcorn as a targeting aid. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fcfec4b6 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fcfec4b6 |
featureConfidence |
1.0 |
| Noir |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_fcfec4b6 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ff28e288 |
type |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ff28e288 |
comment |
The Chronicles of Taras mentions that Taras Jacobs once killed a man with a Bowl of Old Nachos and a Golden Retriever Puppy. |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ff28e288 |
featureApplicability |
1.0 |
| Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ff28e288 |
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1.0 |
| The Chronicles of Taras |
hasFeature |
Once Killed a Man with a Noodle Implement / int_ff28e288 |